Author: Waleed Ismail

Week ten of the 2025 NFL season, and everyone is out! Garrett Wilson? Gone! CJ Stroud? More like CTE Stroud? Brian Daboll? Actually, that is one departure we can all …

Week eight of the 2025 NFL season, and everyone is out! Lamar Jackson? Out! Drake London? Out! Cam Skattebo? Dead! With everyone out, you need to figure out who will …

Week seven of the 2024 NFL season is over and if you are wondering when your healthy players are coming back, don’t bother. Mike Evans didn’t make it through a …

Week six of the 2024 NFL season, and you are starting to wonder why you even watch football. Puka Nacua? Emeka Embuka? Marvin Harrison? WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO …

Week five of the 2025 NFL season is over, and everybody is fumbling. Adonai Mitchell? Fumbling touchdowns. Emari Demercado? Fumbling touchdowns. You? Well, you’ve just fumbled your entire fantasy draft. …

Week four of the 2025 NFL season is over, and the hits keep on coming. Malik Nabers? Dead! Tyreek Hill? Dead! Your fantasy season? It’s on life support, and the …

Week two of the 2025 NFL season is over, and so is your season. Burrow is dead. J.J. McCarthy is dead. And your season is dead. Nothing makes sense—especially your …

Week one of the 2025 NFL season is over, and so is your season. Ja’Marr Chase is a bust. Jahmyr Gibbs is a bust. Quentin Johnson is good. Nothing makes …

Week fifteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and the good news is the fantasy playoffs are here. The bad news is your roster is probably dead. Luckily, the …

Week fourteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and if you are reading this, you made the fantasy playoffs. Unfortunately, your team also looks like the end of a …

Week thirteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and we are in crunch time. The pickings are slim, the stakes are high, and the only way you make the …

Week twelve of the 2024 NFL season is complete and we are in crunch time. The pickings are slim and the stakes are high and the only way you are …

Week eleven of the 2024 NFL season is over and despair has finally set in. Anthony Richardson finally learned how to play football by watching Joe Flacco, Aaron Rodgers has …

Week ten of the 2024 NFL season is over and chaos reigns. NFC North quarterbacks decided who could do worse while winning. Sam Darnold threw three picks and pulled out …

Week nine of the 2024 NFL season is over and so is all my belief in the Bears. Unfortunately, my fantasy teams have also been a nightmare. Rather than give …

Week eight of the 2024 NFL season has come and gone and I have realized that as a Bears fan, my life will always be a waking nightmare. And the …

Week seven of the 2024 NFL season is over and there is no way we can have more injuries, right? WRONG! DK Metcalf? DEAD! Brandon Aiyuk? DEAD! Nick Chubb! HE’S …

Week six of the 2024 NFL season is over and if your draft strategy was 0RB, there is a perfect chance you have 0 wide receivers. With Marvin Harrison Jr. …

Week five of the 2024 NFL season is over and bye weeks are killing us all. I’ve seen people complain about scoring the second-most points in their league and losing, …

Week four of the 2024 NFL season is over and the hits keep on coming. The bad news is that Rashee Rice is likely out for the season with a …

Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense.  Andy Dalton was actually what the Carolina Panthers needed to succeed! The Sam Darnold-led Minnesota Vikings are …

Week two of the 2024 NFL season is over and the hits just keep coming. Tee Higgins missed his second straight game. Isaiah Pacheco is out for the season. Quentin …

Week one of the 2024 NFL season is over and time is a flat circle. We think we’ve done our research right and then out of nowhere, the New England …

Week fourteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and this is where boys become men. All your hard work drafting has been for naught. Your roster has taken its …

Week thirteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and the culling has begun. You almost made it to the playoffs before the critical injury hit, but that is not …

Week twelve of the 2023 NFL season is over and now we are on to lucky number week thirteen. It has to be lucky because everyone you have ever loved …

Week eleven of the 2023 NFL season is over and some of our seasons ended before Sunday. A tragedy in three parts. Part one: You draft Mark Andrews to make …

Week ten of the 2023 NFL season is over and time is a flat circle. The Vikings are without the best receiver in football, lost their starting quarterback, and haven’t …

Week eight of the 2023 NFL season is over and we are at the halfway point. This is the part of the season where you will need to buckle down, …

Week seven of the 2023 NFL season is over and we are at the halfway point. Some of you are riding high, but most of you have been performing triage …

Week six of the 2023 NFL season is over and this is where the futility of it all really starts to set in. Maybe you listened to us when we …

Week five of the 2023 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense. You start Gus Edwards and Justice Hill scores. You start Justice Hill, Gus Edwards score. But the …

Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and you are starting to realize that maybe Joe Burrow isn’t going to make an MVP push and maybe you shouldn’t …

Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and our saviors have become our destroyers. Our souls are being bombarded by the agents of oblivion. PUKA NACAU WHY HAVE …

Week one of the 2023 NFL season is over and so is all hope. Maybe you believed Drake London and Tee Higgins would record a catch. Maybe you thought Joe …

Week fifteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and if you are reading this, congrats on making your playoffs! If you have made it this far, your choices become …

Week fourteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …

Week thirteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …

Week twelve of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …

Week eleven of the 2022 NFL season is over and so is our love affair with Kyle Pitts. If you are like me, you just couldn’t fathom how he was …

Week ten of the 2022 NFL season is over and chaos rules. Jalen Hurts and the undefeated Eagles were no match for the Heinicke-led Commanders. Justin Fields scored four touchdowns, …

Week nine of the 2022 NFL season is over and it is now time for me to victory lap. If you are a member of the Football Absurdity community in …

Week eight of the 2022 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense anymore. Ja’Marr Chase broke his hip like an old lady, and then Joe Burrow started throwing like …

Week five of the 2022 NFL season is over and the more things change, the more they stay the same. Jared Goff looks like the Jared Goff we all know …

Week five of the 2022 NFL season is over and the more things change, the more they stay the same. Jared Goff looks like the Jared Goff we all know …

Week four of the 2022 NFL season is over and every running back you’ve rostered has died. Cordarrelle Patterson? Dead! Javonte Williams? Dead! Antonio Gibson? Dead to the Washington coaching …

Week three of the 2022 NFL season is over and if it didn’t shatter your soul, you are made of sterner stuff than me. I thought I could trust my …

Week one of the 2022 NFL season is in the books. If you are a fantasy nerd like me, you created spreadsheets to track your spreadsheets because all you did …

Week one of the 2022 NFL season is in the books. If you are a fantasy nerd like me, you created spreadsheets to track your spreadsheets because all you did …

Week fifteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and you only thought you knew pain. Imagine working hard to make your fantasy football playoffs, just to experience week fifteen. …

Week fourteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and I’m going to get real with you. I’m a fan of the Chicago Bears, so I don’t even know why …

Week thirteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and for those of you who thought all hope was lost, remember that the Detroit Lions managed to win their first …

Week twelve of the 2021 NFL season is over and it turns out there was never anything we should be thankful for. If you didn’t know it before, now you …

Week eleven of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and we are in desperation mode. This week, Patrick Mahomes, Ezekiel Elliott, and CeeDee Lamb scored less than 20 …

Week ten of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and all of those players who started hot for you made sure to break your heart. Didn’t count out …

Week nine of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and if you weren’t sure before, now you know the football gods hate you. Oh, you got Josh Allen? …

Week eight of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and the hits just keep on coming. With King Henry out for the season, we wonder who will wear …

Week seven of the 2021 NFL season is finished and it is time to take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself “Am I Tom Brady playing …

Week six of the 2021 NFL season is finished and if your league requires you to roster running backs, you’re in trouble because they’re all dead! Nick Chubb? DEAD! Kareem …

Week five of the 2021 NFL season is finished and if you put your fantasy hopes in Russell Wilson’s trusting hands, you are gonna have trouble holding on. Whether it’s …

Week four of the 2021 NFL season is finished, just like a lot of your chances to make the playoffs after some of the choices you’ve made. Sure, Ryan Tannehill …

Week three of the 2021 NFL season is behind us, but for many of us, it isn’t far enough behind us. We will be haunted by the horrible choices we …

Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. You did your research, dotted your i’s, and crossed your t’s, yet you still managed to get everything wrong. …

Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. You did your research, dotted your i’s, and crossed your t’s, yet you still managed to get everything wrong. …