30 Team Parlay: Top Gambling Tips for NFL Week 16
Everything sucks and everyone has COVID! Gambling is becoming a measured crapshoot and your choices are half chance, just like everyone else. Unless you are me, and you had a …
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I’ve already hit the point in the season where I hate watching football. It happens, right? Nobody outside of the greater Indianapolis and Miami-Dade county area gave a damn about …
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tThe Chiefs are 1-10 in their last 11 games against the spread. I say that to say this: football doesn’t make sense in small sample sizes. It is irrational, infuriating, …
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Gambling is, for most of us, very stupid. I think most of us can agree on it, and if you can’t, you fall into one of two categories. Either you …
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Writers note: The comedy world lost an icon this week with the passing of Norm Macdonald. I wrote about him and some of my favorite bits of his here. A short …
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2020 was a rough gambling year. For some reason, nothing quite felt like it locked into place for me. I mostly hung around the break-even mark all season. I’d get …
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Super Bowl Odds After Week One of Free Agency
It is impossible to know when sports will continue. It seems like such a small thing in the grander scheme in our current world. A worldwide pandemic has made the …
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How is it over? Football should never be over! What are we going to do with our Sundays without football? Without NFL gambling? Interact with family members? I can’t! I. …
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This is my favorite time of the year. Christmas? Nah, not for me. Hanukkah? Not me, you mensch. Kwanzaa? My body is getting to the point where I’m only going …
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It’s getting down to the nitty-gritty, folks. We only have three full NFL gambling weeks left. If you are up on the season, then great work! If you are down, …
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It’s week 14 of the NFL season, meaning we are hitting the betting home stretch. It also means, for those of you that have survived this long, we have hit …
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Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good when it comes to gambling, and NFL bets, specifically. There is a certain thrill to making money when you know, deep down …
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There are pros and cons as to when you make your bets. Some bettors like to get in on their NFL bets when the lines immediately go live because they …
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The flu sucks. It comes over you like a slow creep across your body. You start to feel a tinge in your stomach. Your neck gets a little stiff. Then …
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Harsh reality sets in as I sit to write this article. Last week when I wrote this, I was staring off at a beach in Maui, enjoying the ocean air …
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Hey everyone, i’m in Maui for my sister’s wedding, so not a ton of time to do an intro. I think I might have sucked last week. At least, my …
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Back in 2011, I took up the role as bookie at an illegal poker game. Never huge bets, but consistent action and with mostly people who were really good. But …
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I should have made money last week. And not just money, I should have made good money! My picks went 9-4 last week! Where did I screw up, though? I …
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Andrew WK, the greatest musician of all time, had an amazing song called “Don’t Stop Living in the Red.” Last year, that song pretty much defined by gambling season. I …
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30 Team Parlay: Week 2 NFL Betting Tips
Brandon Andreasen previews week 2 of the NFL betting season.
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30 Team Parlay- Week 1 NFL Betting Tips
Mistakes were made. Money was lost. Andy Reid coached teams were underrated. That is all over, though. Football season is back! Gambling is back!
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30 Team Parlay: 2019 NFL Super Bowl and Win Total Gambling Tips
Welcome back to another season of 30 Team Parlay, where I give you all the NFL gambling advice I can muster in my soul to bring you the best odds …
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Exclusive Interview: A Few Words with Sports Author Jeff Pearlman
Jeff Pearlman is the critically acclaimed writer who has written books about everyone from Walter Payton to the Showtime Lakers. His latest book, Football For a Buck, is his dive …
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Week 2 NFL Betting Advice So…mistakes were made. Specifically one mistake. Sometimes with gambling, the eye test is true. No matter what people who are there to talk up specific …
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Over/Under NFL Gambling Advice for Week 1 Hey Guys, sorry for the lag! I had every intention of doing two articles this week, and then the Bears traded for Khalil …
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30 Team Parlay: NFC North Overs/Under NFL Betting Tips
Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on NFL betting tips. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try to make …
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30 Team Parlay: Football Gambling Advice for AFC South Overs/Unders
Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling advice. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and …
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30 Team Parlay: NFC South Overs/Unders
Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try …
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2018 Over/Unders AFC East
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30 Team Parlay: NFC East Over/Under For 2018 NFL Season
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