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Author: Brandon Andreasen

2021 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Gambling

30 Team Parlay: Top Gambling Tips for NFL Week 16

December 23, 2021December 23, 2021 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Everything sucks and everyone has COVID! Gambling is becoming a measured crapshoot and your choices are half chance, just like everyone else. Unless you are me, and you had a …

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2021 Week 15 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Gambling

30 Team Parlay: Top NFL Gambling Tips for Week 15

December 16, 2021December 16, 2021 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

A wiser man than myself once said that uncertainty only breeds more uncertainty. Now, more than ever, betting on sports is a minefield as a new wave of COVID-19 attacks …

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2021 Week 10 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Gambling

30 Team Parlay: Best NFL Gambling Tips for Week 10

November 10, 2021 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Welcome back, folks. Sorry about my absence last week. I got myself a bad case of gout. For a certain segment of the gambling public, you might know this as …

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2021 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Gambling

30 Team Parlay: Top NFL Gambling Picks for Week 8

October 28, 2021October 28, 2021 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Football rules everything. It’s a 12 month per year sport. It’s a lifestyle. Fandom is hardcore to the point of toxic. Cities wear their football teams as a badge of …

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2021 Week 7 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Gambling

30 Team Parlay: Best Gambling Picks for NFL Week 7

October 21, 2021October 21, 2021 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Most people would consider the Dallas Cowboys versus New England Patriots Sunday Night Football game a classic. It was thrilling in a “bar game” kind of way. Bar games are …

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2021 Week 6 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Gambling

30 Team Parlay: Top NFL Gambling Tips for Week 6

October 13, 2021October 13, 2021 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Jon Gruden resigned from his position as Raiders coach on Monday night in light of a seemingly never-ending barrage of emails that managed to be offensive to nearly everyone. Whether …

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2021 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2021

30 Team Parlay: Top Gambling Picks for Week 5

October 7, 2021October 7, 2021 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

I’ve already hit the point in the season where I hate watching football. It happens, right? Nobody outside of the greater Indianapolis and Miami-Dade county area gave a damn about …

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2021 Week 4 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Gambling

30 Team Parlay: Top NFL Betting Tips for Week 4

September 29, 2021September 29, 2021 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

tThe Chiefs are 1-10 in their last 11 games against the spread. I say that to say this: football doesn’t make sense in small sample sizes. It is irrational, infuriating, …

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2021 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Gambling

30 Team Parlay: Top NFL Gambling Picks for Week 3

September 23, 2021September 23, 2021 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Gambling is, for most of us, very stupid. I think most of us can agree on it, and if you can’t, you fall into one of two categories. Either you …

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Fantasy Football 2021 / Gambling

30 Team Parlay: Top NFL Gambling Picks for Week 2

September 16, 2021September 16, 2021 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Writers note: The comedy world lost an icon this week with the passing of Norm Macdonald. I wrote about him and some of my favorite bits of his here. A short …

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2021 Week 1 / Gambling / Predictions

30 Team Parlay: Week One

September 8, 2021 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

2020 was a rough gambling year. For some reason, nothing quite felt like it locked into place for me. I mostly hung around the break-even mark all season. I’d get …

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Super Bowl NFL Betting NFL Bets NFL Gambling`
Fantasy Football 2020 / Football / Free Agency / Gambling

Super Bowl Odds After Week One of Free Agency

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

It is impossible to know when sports will continue. It seems like such a small thing in the grander scheme in our current world. A worldwide pandemic has made the …

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Gambling

30 Team Parlay: NFL Gambling Tips for Week 17

December 27, 2019December 26, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

How is it over? Football should never be over! What are we going to do with our Sundays without football? Without NFL gambling? Interact with family members? I can’t! I. …

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Gambling / Week 16 2019 Fantasy Football Advice

30 Team Parlay: Top NFL Gambling Picks for Week 16

December 19, 2019December 18, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - 1 Comment

This is my favorite time of the year. Christmas? Nah, not for me. Hanukkah? Not me, you mensch. Kwanzaa? My body is getting to the point where I’m only going …

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Gambling / Predictions / Week 15 2019 Fantasy Football Advice

30 Team Parlay: Best NFL Gambling Tips for Week 15

December 12, 2019December 11, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

It’s getting down to the nitty-gritty, folks. We only have three full NFL gambling weeks left. If you are up on the season, then great work! If you are down, …

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Gambling / Predictions / Week 14 2019 Fantasy Football Advice

30 Team Parlay: NFL Gambling Tips For Week 14

December 5, 2019December 4, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

It’s week 14 of the NFL season, meaning we are hitting the betting home stretch. It also means, for those of you that have survived this long, we have hit …

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Gambling / Predictions / Week 12 2019 Fantasy Football Advice

30 Team Parlay: 5 Sure Thing NFL Bets for Week 12

November 21, 2019November 20, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good when it comes to gambling, and NFL bets, specifically. There is a certain thrill to making money when you know, deep down …

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Gambling / Predictions

30 Team Parlay: 5 Sure Thing NFL Bets for Week 11

November 14, 2019November 14, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

There are pros and cons as to when you make your bets. Some bettors like to get in on their NFL bets when the lines immediately go live because they …

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Gambling / Predictions

30 Team Parlay: 5 Sure Thing NFL Bets for Week 10

November 7, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - 1 Comment

The flu sucks. It comes over you like a slow creep across your body. You start to feel a tinge in your stomach. Your neck gets a little stiff. Then …

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Gambling / Predictions

30 Team Parlay: 5 Sure-Thing NFL Bets for Week 9

October 31, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

We are starting to hit the point of the season where the frauds (Falcons, Browns) have exposed themselves, and the real teams (Patriots, 49ers) are distancing themselves from the rest …

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Gambling / Predictions

30 Team Parlay: The Best Week 8 NFL Betting Tips on the Board

October 24, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Harsh reality sets in as I sit to write this article. Last week when I wrote this, I was staring off at a beach in Maui, enjoying the ocean air …

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Gambling / Predictions

30 Team Parlay: Week 7 NFL Betting Tips

October 17, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Hey everyone, i’m in Maui for my sister’s wedding, so not a ton of time to do an intro. I think I might have sucked last week. At least, my …

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Gambling / Predictions

30 Team Parlay: Week 6 NFL Betting Picks

October 10, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Back in 2011, I took up the role as bookie at an illegal poker game. Never huge bets, but consistent action and with mostly people who were really good. But …

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Gambling / Predictions

30 Team Parlay: Week 5 Betting Tips

October 3, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

I should have made money last week. And not just money, I should have made good money! My picks went 9-4 last week! Where did I screw up, though? I …

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Gambling / Predictions

30 Team Parlay: Week 4 Betting Picks

September 26, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

I shouldn’t have had faith in Seattle. I REALLY shouldn’t have had faith in the Raiders. That’s my mantra going into this week. On the games I actually was willing …

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Gambling / NFL / Predictions

30 Team Parlay Week 3 NFL Betting Tips

September 19, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Andrew WK, the greatest musician of all time, had an amazing song called “Don’t Stop Living in the Red.” Last year, that song pretty much defined by gambling season. I …

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AFC / Fantasy Football 2019 / Gambling / NFC / NFL / Predictions / Team Preview / Teams / Weekly Recap

30 Team Parlay: Week 2 NFL Betting Tips

September 12, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Brandon Andreasen previews week 2 of the NFL betting season.

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AFC / AFC East / AFC North / AFC South / AFC West / Football / Gambling / NFC / NFC East / NFC North / NFC South / NFC West / NFL / Predictions

30 Team Parlay- Week 1 NFL Betting Tips

September 5, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Mistakes were made. Money was lost. Andy Reid coached teams were underrated. That is all over, though. Football season is back! Gambling is back!

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Gambling / Predictions

30 Team Parlay: 2019 NFL Super Bowl and Win Total Gambling Tips

August 29, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - 2 Comments.

Welcome back to another season of 30 Team Parlay, where I give you all the NFL gambling advice I can muster in my soul to bring you the best odds …

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Fantasy Football 2018

Exclusive Interview: A Few Words with Sports Author Jeff Pearlman

September 18, 2018September 18, 2018 - by Brandon Andreasen - 1 Comment

Jeff Pearlman is the critically acclaimed writer who has written books about everyone from Walter Payton to the Showtime Lakers. His latest book, Football For a Buck, is his dive …

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Fantasy Football 2018

30 Team Parlay Week 2 NFL Betting Advice: Mistakes Were Made

September 14, 2018September 14, 2018 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Week 2 NFL Betting Advice So…mistakes were made. Specifically one mistake. Sometimes with gambling, the eye test is true. No matter what people who are there to talk up specific …

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Fantasy Football 2018

30 Team Parlay: Over/Under NFL Gambling Advice for Week 1

September 7, 2018 - by Brandon Andreasen - 1 Comment

Over/Under NFL Gambling Advice for Week 1 Hey Guys, sorry for the lag! I had every intention of doing two articles this week, and then the Bears traded for Khalil …

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Chicago Bears / Detroit Lions / Green Bay Packers / Minnesota Vikings / NFC North

30 Team Parlay: NFC North Overs/Under NFL Betting Tips

August 29, 2018August 28, 2018 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on NFL betting tips. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try to make …

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AFC South / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Tennessee Titans

30 Team Parlay: Football Gambling Advice for AFC South Overs/Unders

August 9, 2018 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling advice. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and …

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NFC South Overs/Unders
Atlanta Falcons / Carolina Panthers / New Orleans Saints / NFC / NFC South / Predictions / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Team Preview

30 Team Parlay: NFC South Overs/Unders

July 27, 2018July 31, 2018 - by Brandon Andreasen - 2 Comments.

Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try …

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AFC East / Buffalo Bills / Comedy / Miami Dolphins / New England Patriots / New York Jets / Predictions

2018 Over/Unders AFC East

July 17, 2018July 17, 2018 - by Brandon Andreasen - 1 Comment

Welcome back to the 30 Team Parlay. In the leadup to the NFL season, i’m going to be previewing every division to find the best betting options. If you think …

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NFC East Over/Under
Dallas Cowboys / New York Giants / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / Predictions / Tom Brady / Washington Commanders

30 Team Parlay: NFC East Over/Under For 2018 NFL Season

July 15, 2018July 15, 2018 - by Brandon Andreasen - 4 Comments.

Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try …

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Salary Cap Drafts

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

Josh Allen Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football AFC Chamionship Game AFC Wild Card AFC Divisional Round Quarterbacks

One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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