The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 6 NFL Gambling Lines
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and losing my retirement $10 at a time …
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Read MoreWhen Walker Kelly reached out and said to the chat that they needed to take care of stuff and couldn’t deliver their Start/Sit article this week, I gladly jumped in …
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Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun. While I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone you …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreTony got sick and tired of the Football Absurdity Podcast’s takes on D.J. Moore, and took his ball and went home. Please let him get some Dude Wipes money. You …
Read MoreSome of us (the real sickos) haven’t taken time off from ball. I don’t know what that says about me as a person, but I know what it should say …
Read MoreTwo of the biggest gunslinging QBs are profiled. Spears or Pollard? Evans or Godwin? Bucky Irving?!?
Read MoreThe gang gets together on ladies’ night to discuss overloaded paper plates, NFL player-themed restaurants, and Shane overdoses on Falcons hype!
Read MoreThe Vikings and Packers are previewed. Aaron Jones and Jayden Reed? More like Ty Chandler and Christian Watson!
Read MoreThe crew discusses Mormonism, the 2024 New York Jets, and gives back to their community while behind the wheel!
Read MoreHenry Kissinger? DEAD. Darren Waller? RETIRED. Who’s next? Find out here and stay for the Javonte Williams ceremonial burying.
Read MoreThe only fantasy football podcast episode this week to refuse to denounce Marxism, profile the 2024 Buffalo Bills, and boycott the sports media!
Read MoreDerek Dallas Carr (born March 28, 1991) is an American football quarterback for the New Orleans Saints of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Fresno …
Read MoreShane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to beg Carolina taxpayers for a few hundred million dollars, preview the Panthers, and talk about why our parents do or don’t listen …
Read MoreShane and Tony talk Giants and Commanders. Long live Brian Robinson.
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk kickers, Post Malone B-Sides, Bar Rescue, and Ryan previews the 2024 Seattle Seahawks!
Read MoreThis week, The Arizona Cardinals and New England Patriots are profiled, there’s a Chris Dorner shout-out and not enough Knocked Loose discourse!
Read MoreShane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig talk dynasty, rookie ADP, and play a pick em game!
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together for a heavy rookie draft discussion.
Read MoreWe’re post draft, kickin back in the lounge. Buy our 2024 Rookie Preview by hitting us up on Twitter @THfantaC- 100% of the money raised goes to Palestinian humanitarian aid!
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk Seagal, and have a roundtable discussion about the first 100 picks of the NFL Draft!
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Craig, Tony, and Weed all get together to talk Malik Nabers at 1.02, Steven Seagal, Alaska, and the Gupta Empire!
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to talk about 2024 Best Buy, spend way too much time on Darren Waller, and celebrate a rich and enduring cheese culture.
Read MoreRyan’s on the short term IR so Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk about train crashes, Xavier Legette, chaos dynasty leagues, and mob football.
Read MoreWe’re back to full strength and cover Ray Davis, Ben Affleck, Ronnie Lott, Huey Lewis and the News, and Keon Coleman: an ideal blunt rotation!
Read MoreShane is off this week, so Ryan, Craig and Tony limp through our nation’s capital with some March Madness talk, some Xavier Worthy slander, and fight another war to keep …
Read MoreIt’s the THfantaC Fantasy Analyst Combine: listen to your favorite analysts compete in a series of drills, plus some prospect talk, home invasion, and Grounded for Life discourse!
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk steroids, rookie prospects, weed strain names, and tell you how to identify hidden drug fronts in Minneapolis!
Read MoreThe crew talks prospects and takes a trip. Most assuredly the only podcast you’ll hear this week that discusses Juggalo allyship, Sufjan Stevens, and Rome Odunze in under an hour!
Read MoreThe team get together to talk Mitt Romney, the 1953 Detroit Lions, terrible NFL owners, and get a price check on Josh Allen!
Read MorePart two finds our crew going over light/heavy boxes, sneaky fast WRs, bad tight ends, and the Warsaw resistance, done entirely in Esperanto!
Read MoreShane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to try for some of that Dana White money, talk about the longest missed field goals in NFL history, and throw a single …
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss ugly Canadian men, dynasty buys and sells, and outline a historiography of football and collectivism!
Read MoreOur Super Bowl preview episode features Shane’s one-year anniversary on the pod, Ryan’s one-year accident anniversary, a celebration of Tony’s grandpa, TWO Ross Dwelley references, and we take aim at …
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to bikepill the truck owner, advocate for sex workers, talk rookie QBs, and do tricks while on edibles!
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Craig and Tony get together to talk about short running backs, the divisional round, Julius Thomas, and Chinese food!
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig discuss the Wildcard Round, fired coaches, the backing band for Alanis Morissette, and present the First Annual THfantaC Awards!
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Read MoreCraig, Shane, Ryan, Walker Kelly, Waleed Ismail, Josh Chuboff, Evan Hoovler, and Tony. That’s a lot of people, but we managed to review the season, got Ryan to recommit to Derek …
Read MoreShane, Ryan, Craig, and Tony get together to defend Russ Wilson, deny a dead man the Comeback Player of the Year Award, and talk about Don Draper’s hog!
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Read MoreRyan, Shane, Craig, and Tony bring the holiday cheer! The team gets together to discuss Christmas trees, skyline chili, and getting buried in a tube!
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Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss Survivor, Steven Seagal: Lawman, Dog the Bounty Hunter, White Chicks, and talk a little ball as well
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Read MoreThe guys get together to talk about Week 14 matchups, the XFL, corn corn-flavored ice cream, and ponder a full face turn!
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Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig are joined by our pal Hunter S to talk unions, pizza rolls, and the Dick Bong Memorial Airport!
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Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreShane, Ryan, Tony and Craig are joined by Walker Kelly from Football Absurdity to talk about year two breakouts, The Grey Cup, Point Break, and Kenny Omega!
Read MoreRyan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Waleed Ismail to talk punts, Broadway Joe, and Buddy Holly!
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreShane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Evan Hoovler of Football Absurdity to talk about special shoes, winning the Boston Marathon, and shooting at police helicopters!
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Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreShane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together and talk Big Macs, butt fumbles, and Perc Angle!
Read MoreThe crew talks disasters, the spookiest redraft picks by round, Bass Pro Shops, and Ryan and Shane try to identify Christian Rock albums by title alone!
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreDisclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read MoreDisclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read MoreDisclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read MoreDisclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read MoreDisclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read MoreDisclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read MoreDisclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read MoreDisclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read MoreEvan Hoovler and Tony Martin step in with Mike Valverde and Walker Kelly to go over the fantasy and real-life implications of all 7 rounds of the 2023 NFL draft. …
Read MoreZack Kuntz, Old Dominion (6’8”, 245) What Scouts Say: Huge size, big potential, a big catch radius, and elite ball skills. Not a good blocker and played inferior competition. Crazy …
Read MoreNoah Gindorff, North Dakota State (6’6”, 268) What Scouts Say: Mainly an in-line tight end. Good blocker, can make contested catches. Short route specialist, doesn’t do much more than drags, …
Read MoreLuke Schoonmaker, Michigan (6’6”, 250) Games Watched: Michigan State (2022), Maryland (2022), Indiana (2022) What Scouts Say: Good run-blocking TE. Can use the seams well. Got that dawg in him, …
Read MoreJosh Whyle, Cincinnati (6’6”, 250) What I Saw: Tony: I will, under no circumstances, watch the 2022 Cincinnati Bearcats offense. Nope. Shane: Josh Whyle hit the buffet and he hit …
Read MoreTucker Kraft, South Dakota State (6’5”, 255) What Scouts Say: Size/strength, receiving upside. Athletic and versatile. Hands and level of competition are concerns. What We Saw: Tony: Tucker Kraft is …
Read MoreSam LaPorta, Iowa (6’4”, 249) What Scouts Say: Led Iowa in receiving two years straight. Sound route runner, and a consistent target for his QB. Competitive blocker and a broken …
Read MoreDalton Kincaid, Utah (6’4”, 240) What Scouts Say: Plays like a WR and attacks the ball in traffic. Undersized and would be one of the smallest TEs in the NFL. …
Read MoreDarnell Washington, Georgia (6’7”, 270) What Scouts Say: BIG BOY. A big boy with crazy burst and speed, and can block anyone. Not necessarily a strong route runner, simply wins …
Read MoreLuke Musgrave, Oregon State (6’6”, 250) What Scouts Say: Should be a size-speed monster. Elite explosiveness, downfield speed. Major injury history, but he has a ton of tools and upside. …
Read MoreMichael Mayer, Notre Dame (6’4”, 265) What Scouts Say: 3 years of strong production at Notre Dame. He has size, and ball skills, and can line up at any position …
Read MoreAndrei Iosivas, Princeton (6’3”, 205) What Scouts Say: Size/speed guy, has track experience in college. He has an elite athletic profile and may crush with RAC scores. Great ball skills, …
Read MoreJayden Reed, Michigan State (6’0”, 185) What Scouts Say: Plays all over the field, out wide, slot, and backfield. Run after catch guy, will beat people with yards after the …
Read MoreA.T. Perry, Wake Forest (6’5”, 205) What Scouts Say: A contested catch guy, out-muscles defenders, and high points the catch. Natural playmaker with great hands. Good ball skills and he …
Read MoreRakim Jarrett, Memphis (6’2”, 200) What Scouts Say: Open field threat, with the speed, vision, and balance to create dynamic angles after the catch. Wins in the short and intermediate …
Read MoreDontayvion Wicks, Virginia (6’2”, 208) What Scouts Say: Strong balance and burst. Navigates the sidelines effectively. Size, speed, and hands are all NFL caliber. Will struggle with zone and NFL …
Read MoreMarvin Mims, Oklahoma (5’11”, 184) What Scouts Say: A vertical threat player who high-points the ball on deep throws. “Violent” runner with the ball in his hands, gets yards after …
Read MoreCedric Tillman, Tennessee (6’3”, 215) What Scouts Say: Excellent body control and wins at the catch point. A major downfield threat that can hang on to the ball through contact. …
Read MoreKayshon Boutte, LSU (5’11”, 195) What Scouts Say: Good hands, a fluid catcher. He has a quick first step with explosive burst and agility, a crisp cutter. Was used mostly …
Read MoreRashee Rice, SMU (6’2”, 203) What Scouts Say: Strong frame, positive height, and length. Looks the part. Makes defenders miss after the catch and has great ball skills. He runs …
Read MoreJalin Hyatt, Tennessee (6’0”, 176) What Scouts Say: Explosive athlete at all three levels excels at the vertical level. Elite ball skills, elusive. Small frame, only one year of production …
Read MoreParker Washington, Penn State (5’10”, 212) What Scouts Say: Skilled return man, special teams ace, slot Swiss army knife type of offensive asset. Has elite contact balance and breaks tackles …
Read MoreNathaniel “Tank” Dell, Houston (5’8”, 165) What Scouts Say: Versatile offensive weapon who can play all over; quick, snappy route runner with a strong release. Big play athlete that can …
Read MoreJaxon Smith-Njigba, Ohio State (6’0”, 196) What Scouts Say: Exceptional ball skills, and elite route running, but lacks top-end speed. Gets open with pacing and patience to find spots in …
Read MoreJosh Downs, North Carolina (5’9”, 171) What Scouts Say: Dynamic slot WR. Plays bigger than his size, wins contested catches, dynamic athlete that wins after the catch. Has drop issues, …
Read MoreJordan Addison, USC (5’11”, 173) What Scouts Say: Successful across multiple offensive systems in college, incredible route timing, setting up DBs, excellent ball skills and route running, great separation but …
Read MoreZay Flowers, Boston College (5’9”, 182) What Scouts Say: He caught half of his contested catch targets in 2022, and had a 11% drop rate. He has a slot frame …
Read MoreQuentin Johnston, TCU (6’2”, 208) What Scouts Say: Size and speed monster, a threat at all three levels. Not a crisp route runner due to his size consistently gains inside …
Read MoreTyjae Spears, Tulane (5’9”, 205) What Scouts Say: He tore his ACL in 2020, and recovered fully to maintain his abilities and success as a ball carrier. Strong Senior Bowl …
Read MoreDwayne McBride, UAB (5’11”, 215) What Scouts Say: Insane production at college, with a 36% missed tackle rate, best for PFF behind Bijan and Javonte. Offers nothing as a pass …
Read MoreMohamed Ibrahim, Minnesota (5’10”, 210) What Scouts Say: Lots of college production, but high tread on his tires. 5th year Senior, but multiple 1k seasons and a ton of carries. …
Read MoreIsrael “Izzy” Abanikanda, Pitt (5’11”, 215) What Scouts Say: 1400 rush yards his Junior season after Pickett left, and scored twenty touchdowns. Accomplished receiver, with an average of 12.7 yards …
Read MoreDevon Achane, Texas A&M (5’9”, 185) What Scouts Say: Split backfield with Spiller in 2021, but still had 910 rush yards and 9 TDs. As the lead back he had …
Read MoreTank Bigsby, Auburn (6’0”, 208) What Scouts Say: Patience, agility, drives to finish the run. Not a great route runner and catching is not his strongest suit. Explosive cuts, drives …
Read MoreKendre Miller, TCU (6’0”, 220) What Scouts Say: Only one year as the main back, but exploded with 1400 yards and 17 TDs. Solid frame, good speed and great feet. …
Read MoreKeaton Mitchell, East Carolina (5’9”, 184) What Scouts Say: Small, ceiling is a Tarik Cohen type back. Explosive and electric production, over 7 yards per carry. Pure scatback, and always …
Read MoreRoschon Johnson, Texas (6’2”, 222) What Scouts Say: Power back with tackle breaking ability. Pushes the pile and churns after contact. Good stiff arm. Not a dominant athlete and won’t …
Read MoreKenny McIntosh, Georgia (6’1”, 210) What Scouts Say: Great frame, a good combination of height, weight, and speed. Has pass catching ability, and has upside as a player. His pass …
Read MoreLew Nichols III, Central Michigan (5’10”, 220) What Scouts Say: Led the country in rushing in 2021. Had injuries in 2022 and a bad offensive line. Runs with power, vision, …
Read MoreChase Brown, Illinois (5’11”, 205) What Scouts Say: 23 year old rookie who was in college for 5 years, didn’t get over 1k yards until his years 4 and 5. …
Read MoreZach Charbonnet, UCLA (6’1”, 220): What Scouts Say: Alpha. Has two years of starting, improved efficiency each year. Footwork, inside running, pile pusher. Decent speed, gets low and drives on …
Read MoreJahmyr Gibbs, Alabama (5’11, 200) What Scouts Say: Explosive runner, a great receiver out of the backfield, and an elusive and athletic back. He lacks ideal size and struggles to …
Read MoreSean Tucker, Syracuse (5’10”, 202) What Scouts Say: Thick build with speed. Patient, works well through congestion. Vision, footwork, low pad level. More tread than other RBs, is not a …
Read MoreZach Evans, Ole Miss (5’11”, 215) What Scouts Say: He is capable of carrying the primary workload, but without a ton of college tread on his tires. Good burst, speed, …
Read MoreBijan Robinson, Texas (6’0”, 215) What Scouts Say: Instinctive runner, exceptional elusiveness, decisive and fast. A homerun hitter with power and speed can take any carry the distance. Excellent vision, …
Read MoreTanner McKee, Stanford (6’6”, 230) What Scouts Say: Optimal size, ran a pro style offense. Lack of mobility will hamper him at the next level. Not ideal processing, and will …
Read MoreClayton Tune, Houston (6’3”, 220) What Scouts Say: Can create, has good arm strength. Good pocket feel and throws on the seams. Not an optimal processor with mediocre field vision. …
Read MoreDorian Thompson-Robinson, UCLA (6’1”, 205) What Scouts Say: 5 season starter at UCLA. Strong in the short and intermediate areas, good at throwing off-balance. Escapability in the pocket is …
Read MoreJaren Hall, BYU (6’0”, 185) What Scouts Say: Older prospect (25), leader. Mobility and speed are his strengths. Always looking to make the big play. Creative, but has an injury …
Read MoreHendon Hooker, Tennessee (6’4”, 218) Games Watched: Florida, Alabama, Ball State, LSU What Scouts Say: Comes from a scheme spread offense where his reads were made for him. Amazing deep …
Read MoreAnthony Richardson, Florida (6’4”, 232) What Scouts Say: Pro size, huge arm. Raw, with all-pro potential. Accurate and beautiful deep ball. Hard to tackle in the pocket. Extremely inaccurate passer, …
Read MoreWill Levis, Kentucky (6’3”, 232) What Scouts Say: Pro size, pro arm talent. Strong mobility, comes from a pro scheme. Accurate and consistent as a passer. Mechanics inconsistent under pressure. …
Read MoreBryce Young, Alabama (6’0”, 194) What Scouts Say: Arm talent in abundance gets the ball out quick no matter the depth, can be successful with many arm angles and both …
Read MoreCJ Stroud, Ohio State (6’3”, 215) What Scouts Say: Safe prospect at QB. Uses his eyes well to create space for routes over the middle, with great timing and anticipation. …
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Read MoreBefore we start anything here, yes, we need to take a moment and hope for the best for Damar Hamlin. I’m not going to use this platform to add my …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerate’s Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreAs these articles get more and more popular, I’ve been getting continued requests from those within the fantasy community to come be a guest consultant on my betting article. Now, …
Read MoreWelcome back to week 10 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I love …
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Read MoreWelcome back to week 8 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I love …
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Read MoreWelcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read MoreDisclaimer: Welcome back to week 4 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I …
Read MoreWelcome back to week 3 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I love …
Read MoreWelcome back to week 2 of the Degenerate’s Gambit! Last week we hit on three of our five bets, including the long shot of the week, with the Bears taking …
Read MoreHello, friends and fellow degenerates, it’s your old pal Tony for Football Absurdity! This is our first weekly session where I look at some of my favorite lines to play …
Read MoreFootball Dad (Waleed): When I first started Football Absurdity, I didn’t realize that I would soon be the proud Egyptian father of a 35-year-old Jewish boy. But just under two …
Read MoreAbram Smith Key Stats: Running Back, Baylor Height: 5’11” Weight: 211 Did you know: he played defense too RAS: 6.62 Games Watched: Iowa State, BYU, Ole Miss, Kansas, Texas Positives …
Read MoreZamir White Key Stats: Running Back, Georgia Height: 5’11” Weight: 214 Is he a big boy? I can confirm he is indeed a big boy RAS: 9.82 Games Watched: Florida, …
Read MoreDameon Pierce Key Stats: Running Back, Florida Height: 5’9” Weight: 218 Helmet: Off but he’s still runnin’ RAS: 7.14 Games Watched: Georgia, Oklahoma (2020), Arkansas (2020), Tennessee, Kentucky Positives Scouts …
Read MorePierre Strong, Jr. Key Stats: Running Back, South Dakota State Height: 5’11” Weight: 202 His hype videos: some of the best mixtape songs I’ve heard (no more Drake songs please) …
Read MoreEzra Gray Key Stats: Running Back/Kick Returner, Alabama State Height: 5’7” Weight: 174 Size: Limited RAS: 1.92 Games Watched: Do you have any EFFING idea how hard it is to …
Read MoreJerrion Ealy Key Stats: Running Back, Ole Miss Height: 5’8” Weight: 189 The thing we were hoping for: another small receiving back with limited upside RAS: 6.16 Games Watched: Alabama …
Read MoreBrian Robinson Key Stats: Running Back, Alabama Height: 6’1” Weight: 225 Bulldozer: Outfitted with scrap metal and driven through city hall RAS: 6.62 Games Watched: Georgia, Miami, Cincinnati, Ole Miss, …
Read MoreJames Cook Key Stats: Running Back, Georgia Height: 5’11” Weight: 199 Will be inevitably compared to: his much better brother Dalvin RAS: 8.78 Games Watched: Alabama, Florida, Clemson, Arkansas (2020), Alabama …
Read MoreTyler Badie Key Stats: Running Back, Missouri Height: 5’8” Weight: 197 Fun fact: Tyler Badie is very small RAS: 6.42 Games Watched: Kentucky, Georgia, Boston College, Vanderbilt Positives Scouts Saw: Strong …
Read MoreJerome Ford Key Stats: Running Back, Cincinnati Cincinnati Height: 5’10” Weight: 210 Cincinnati: Actually a pretty fun team to watch last year RAS: 6.95 Games Watched: Alabama, Indiana, Tulane, Houston, …
Read MoreRachaad White Key Stats: Running Back, Arizona State Height: 6’0” Weight: 214 RAS: 9.87 Games Watched: UCLA, Arizona, Utah, BYU, USC Positives Scouts Saw: Exceptional lateral agility Exceptional receiver, he might …
Read MoreTyler Allgeier Key Stats: Running Back, BYU Height: 5’10” Weight: 224 Mormons: Stormin RAS: 7.71 Games Watched: Utah, Louisiana Tech (2020), UCF (2020), Navy, Virginia, Arizona State Positives Scouts Saw: …
Read MoreKenneth Walker Key Stats: Running Back, Michigan State Height: 5’9” Weight: 211 Passes: Not Caught RAS: 9.25 Games Watched: Rutgers, Miami, Northwestern, Michigan, Nebraska, Clemson (2020) Positives Scouts Saw: Home run …
Read MoreKyren Williams Key Stats: Running Back, Notre Dame Height: 5’9” Weight: 194 Trending: Down RAS: 2.83 Games Watched: USC, Purdue, Florida State, North Carolina, Wisconsin, Navy Positives Scouts Saw: Long speed …
Read MoreIsaiah Spiller Key Stats: Running Back, Texas A&M Height: 6’0” Weight: 217 Pro Day: Yikes RAS: N/A Games Watched: South Carolina, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi State, Colorado, Florida (2020) Positives Scouts Saw: …
Read MoreBreece Hall Key Stats: Running Back, Iowa State Height: 5’11” Weight: 217 Overdrafted: Already RAS: 9.96 Games Watched: Iowa, Texas, Baylor, Oklahoma, TCU, Oklahoma State Positives Scouts Saw: A patient, …
Read MoreCole Turner Key Stats: Tight End, Nevada Height: 6’6” Weight: 249 I heard he: played basketball RAS: 7.37 Games Watched: Boise State, UNLV, Cal, Fresno State, Hawaii, Colorado State Positives …
Read MoreJelani Woods Key Stats: Tight End, Virginia Height: 6’7” Weight: 253 Test Score: Woah RAS: 10.0 Games Watched: Illinois, North Carolina, Virginia Tech Positives Scouts Saw: Height/Size/Length Good long speed, …
Read MoreCharlie Kolar Key Stats: Tight End, Iowa State Height: 6’6” Weight: 252 Will go to prom: with his QB RAS: 9.12 Games Watched: Baylor, Oklahoma, Texas Tech, Oklahoma (2020), Clemson Positives …
Read MoreChigoziem Okonkwo Key Stats: Tight End, Maryland Height: 6’2” Weight: 238 Blocking: for nerds RAS: 6.46 Games Watched: Penn State, Michigan State, West Virginia, Minnesota Positives Scouts Saw: Good hands, …
Read MoreCade Otton Key Stats: Tight End, Washington Height: 6’5” Weight: 247 Much better at: real football than fantasy football RAS: N/A Games Watched: Urah (2020), Montana, Arizona (2020), Oregon, UCLA, …
Read MoreTrey McBride Key Stats: Tight End, Colorado State Height: 6’4” Weight: 246 Touchdown Rate: Julio Jones-esque RAS: N/A Games Watched: Vanderbilt, Utah State, Toledo, San Jose State, South Dakota State, New …
Read MoreJalen Wydermyer Key Stats: Tight End, Texas A&M Height: 6’4” Weight: 255 Pro Day: Embarrassing RAS: 1.00 Games Watched: Alabama, USC, Tennessee (2020), Auburn (2020), Mississippi State, Arkansas Positives Scouts …
Read MoreIsaiah Likely Key Stats: Tight End, Coastal Carolina Height: 6’4” Weight: 245 Best TE in the class: Not Likely! (but he is really good) RAS: 5.32 Games Watched: Kansas, Arkansas …
Read MoreRomeo Doubs Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Nevada Height: 6’1” Weight: 201 Underrated: he made Carson Strong look pretty good in 2021 RAS: N/A Games Watched: Kansas State, Boise State, Cal, …
Read MoreWan’Dale Robinson Key Stats: Wide Receiver/Running Back/Kick Returner, Kentucky Height: 5’8” Weight: 178 The Football Version of: The Tenacious D skit where he orders a six-piece nugget and tells the …
Read MoreJustyn Ross Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Clemson Height: 6’3” Weight: 210 Injury History: Troubling, to say the least RAS: 2.58 Games Watched: Georgia, Alabama (2018), Notre Dame (2018), Georgia Tech …
Read MoreJohn Metchie III Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Alabama Height: 5’11” Weight: 187 Tore his ACL: A week before it became trendy for Alabama WRs to do it RAS: N/A Games …
Read MoreChristian Watson Key Stats: Wide Receiver, North Dakota State University Height: 6’4” Weight: 208 Athletic Testing: Making people think this dude is the next Calvin Johnson RAS: 9.96 Games Watched: …
Read MoreDavid Bell Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Purdue Height: 6’0” Weight: 212 Combine: Really really bad RAS: 3.97 Games Watched: Notre Dame, Iowa, Minnesota (2020), Ohio State, Iowa (2020), Michigan State …
Read MoreSkyy Moore Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Western Michigan Height: 5’9” Weight: 195 Projection: Either Julian Edelman or Andy Isabella. There is no middle ground. RAS: 7.50 Games Watched: Pitt, Michigan, …
Read MoreAlec Pierce Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Cincinnati Height: 6’3” Weight: 211 Hot Take: Pierce > Christian Watson RAS: 9.80 Games Watched: ECU, Notre Dame, Tulane, Indiana, Houston Positives Scouts Saw: …
Read MoreJahan Dotson Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Penn St. Height: 5’10” Weight: 178 Plays: A lot bigger than you’d think RAS: 6.26 Games Watched: Ohio State, Michigan, Auburn, Wisconsin, Maryland (2020), …
Read MoreJameson Williams Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Alabama Height: 6’1” Weight: 179 Very Fast: Jameson Williams is very fast. RAS: N/A Games Watched: Georgia (2021), Cincinnati, Miami, Georgia (2022), Texas A&M, …
Read MoreGeorge Pickens Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Georgia Height: 6’3” Weight: 195 2022 Rookie WR Most Likely To: Get Unsportsmanlike Conduct Penalties RAS: 9.33 Games Watched: Alabama, Cincinnati, Auburn (2020), Florida …
Read MoreChris Olave Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Ohio State Height: 6’0” Weight: 187 Broken Tackles: 10 in his career RAS: 8.63 Games Watched: Penn State, Minnesota, Oregon, Nebraska (2020), Indiana (2020), …
Read MoreDrake London Key Stats: Wide Receiver, USC Height: 6’4” Weight: 219 Top Shit Talker in the Class: Tied with George Pickens RAS: N/A Games Watched: Notre Dame, Stanford, Utah, Oregon …
Read MoreTreylon Burks Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Arkansas Height: 6’2” Weight: 225 Ladies and Gentlemen: WR1 RAS: 5.76 Games Watched: Auburn, Texas A&M, Ole Miss, Alabama, Georgia, LSU Positives Scouts Saw: …
Read MoreGarrett Wilson Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Ohio State Height: 5’11” Weight: 183 I’m Sorry Garrett: You’re Going to Atlanta RAS: 7.70 Games Watched: Penn State, Michigan State, Oregon, Minnesota, Indiana …
Read MoreCarson Strong Key Stats: Quarterback, Nevada Height: 6’3” Weight: 226 If QBs were forms of art he’d be a: Statue RAS: N/A Games Watched: Cal, Boise State, Kansas State, Fresno …
Read MoreSam Howell Key Stats: Quarterback, University of North Carolina Height: 6’0” Weight: 218 Could Also Be: Baker Mayfield hiding behind a Baker Mayfield mask RAS: N/A Games Watched: PITT, Wake …
Read MoreRyan and Tony are joined by Craig for the first time since his sabbatical. We discuss Steven Seagal, Alec Pierce, and Kenny Pickett. Plus, some info on the Football Absurdity …
Read MoreDesmond Ridder Key Stats: Quarterback, Cincinnati Height: 6’3” Weight: 211 Back Foot: He’s throwin’ off it! RAS: 9.59 Games Watched: Indiana, Navy, Notre Dame, Houston, UCF, Tulane, Alabama Positives that …
Read MoreMalik Willis Key Stats: Quarterback, Liberty (fuck Jerry Falwell) Height: 6’0” Weight: 219 Jerry Falwell: Rotting in Hell RAS: N/A Games Watched: Old Dominion, Ole Miss, Syracuse, Eastern Michigan, Army, NC …
Read MoreMatt Corral Key Stats: Quarterback, Ole Miss Height: 6’1” Weight: 212 High Ankle: Sprained in Bowl Game RAS: N/A Games Watched: Louisville, Austin Peay, Tulane, Arkansas, Alabama, Tennessee, Auburn, Texas …
Read MoreKenny Pickett Key Stats: Quarterback, Pitt Height: 6’03” Weight: 217 Hands: Infant-like RAS: 9.27 Games Watched: UMASS, Tennessee, Western Michigan, New Hampshire, Georgia Tech, Clemson, Miami, North Carolina Positives that …
Read More“That’s why they sent me. I am an expert.” – Karl Hungus, 1988. Act I: Hubris In a world where subscriptions to fantasy football expert websites cost a month’s car …
Read MoreI’m assuming if you’re here that you’re already a pretty decent fantasy football manager. You care enough to do your homework, and that’s great. That said, we’re all bound to …
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