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For decades, fantasy football managers have agonized over picking between two or more players with almost identical stats. The key to the answer is consistency: We want the player who …
Read MoreJosh Allen 8.86 Joe Burrow 6.86 Derek Carr 4.18 Kirk Cousins 6.34 Jayden Daniels 7.56 Sam Darnold 5.42 Justin Fields 8.59 Jared Goff 7.41 Justin Herbert 5.32 Jalen Hurts 6.24 …
Read MoreAmeer Abdullah 5.14 De’Von Achane 6.82 Cam Akers 3.10 Braelon Allen 3.16 Tyler Allgeier 3.27 Saquon Barkley 9.42 Trey Benson 2.42 Tank Bigsby 5.55 Chris Brooks 1.85 Chase Brown 5.14 …
Read MoreDavante Adams 6.41 Jordan Addison 6.63 Keenan Allen 6.11 Calvin Austin 4.63 Rashod Bateman 4.78 Kayshon Boutte 4.02 A.J. Brown 4.74 Ja’Marr Chase 8.13 Keon Coleman 3.36 Nico Collins 3.98 …
Read MoreBrandon Aubrey 3.99 Tyler Bass 2.64 Jake Bates 2.80 Chris Boswell 5.13 Harrison Butker 3.41 Daniel Carlson 4.03 Anders Carlson 4.69 Cameron Dicker 3.85 Jake Elliott 3.72 Ka’imi Fairbairn 3.99 …
Read MoreBrandon Aubrey 5.13 Tyler Bass 3.85 Jake Bates 3.99 Chris Boswell 3.54 Harrison Butker 3.74 Daniel Carlson 2.80 Cameron Dicker 4.37 Jake Elliott 2.64 Ka’imi Fairbairn 4.03 Nick Folk 3.02 …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Whenever I do my 32-team series, I love getting to the 49ers. First, they’re my favorite team, so usually, the articles end up done in a semi-auto pilot mode deep …
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The Buffalo Bills jettisoned Stefon Diggs this offseason, leaving them with one of the worst receiving rooms in the NFL. They were linked to Tee Higgins and Brandon Aiyuk but …
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Some of us (the real sickos) haven’t taken time off from ball. I don’t know what that says about me as a person, but I know what it should say …
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Week fourteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and this is where boys become men. All your hard work drafting has been for naught. Your roster has taken its …
Read MoreI’ve been running auctions with all humans to get data that hasn’t been infested by horribly-bidding bots. It lives here: 10-Team All-Human Auction Data 12-Team All-Human Auction Data
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Darnell Washington, Georgia (6’7”, 270) What Scouts Say: BIG BOY. A big boy with crazy burst and speed, and can block anyone. Not necessarily a strong route runner, simply wins …
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Luke Musgrave, Oregon State (6’6”, 250) What Scouts Say: Should be a size-speed monster. Elite explosiveness, downfield speed. Major injury history, but he has a ton of tools and upside. …
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Let’s start by reviewing how I did last week. I have not been looking forward to this, but now it’s going to happen. Right after the end of this sentence …
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If you play in fantasy football leagues, there is a very strong chance that you have to start a kicker. There is also a very strong chance that you will …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at a finally good Thursday Night Football game, the 49ers getting Christian McCaffrey, and they look forward at all …
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Finally, we had an 18th week of the NFL regular season. Much like the final two slices of eating a frozen pizza on my own, it was probably not necessary. …
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Failure. There’s really no other way to describe the 2021 Cleveland Browns season other than abject failure. The 2020 darlings, who knocked off a once 11-0 2020 Pittsburgh Steelers team …
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The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. For some coaches, 2021 was the start of …
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Jeff Krisko, Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly dole out some awards for the 2021 Fantasy Football season in the first full episode of 2022! We will be back in the Patreon feed …
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We’ve made it to your grandpa’s finale to the NFL’s regular season! The NFL has chosen to add a regular-season game and take away a preseason game for the sake …
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If you’re reading this (thank you!), that means you’re still alive, baby! If you’re not still fighting for a Chip, I guess you might be reading this (thank you!) because …
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Jeff Krisko, Mike Valverde, and Walker Kelly (Big Daddy Ranx) take a look forward at week seventeen’s games, Walker makes a stunning confession, and Jeff nearly quits the podcast. We …
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The NFL schedule finally provided us with the opportunity to breathe for a second to review Walker Kelly’s Week Seventeen Rankings. There are some real doozies in there; some absolute …
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A couple of years ago, I wrote about how figuring out tight ends was a Sisyphean task. You seem to find a guy, and he does fine for a while, …
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The wide receiver position in fantasy football has looked like a M*A*S*H* unit in recent weeks, with Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, DeAndre Hopkins, Brandin Cooks, and Mike Williams all disappearing …
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It’s been quite a year for running backs. ZeroRB, HeroRB, Robust RB… the builds were all over the place. But, ultimately, it came down to just avoiding the injury bug …
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Well, we’ve made it. It’s the fantasy football finals, which means that the NFL, again, successfully defeated COVID-19 and let us get a whole season in without a single cancelation. …
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Well, if you’re here, congratulations on making the fantasy football finals in your league! You have just one week left to add the hot pickups off of the waiver wire. …
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Waleed Ismail usually gets you rolling with your fantasy football waiver wire options each week. But, last night, disaster struck. He’s fine, but a flat tire left him on the …
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Rashaad Penny likely vaulted his plug-and-play streamers to the fantasy football finals this week, posting 135 yards and a touchdown on seventeen carries. This marks his second game with over …
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There aren’t a lot of useful tight ends. Instead, we have to look towards the most useful of the least useful… if that makes sense. There’s a stark dividing line …
Read MoreWide receiver is a varied and deep position, with a lot of options available to you every week. Well, usually that’s the case. As of writing this, Tyler Lockett, Brandin …
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Jeff Krisko, Mike Valverde, and Walker Kelly (Big Daddy Ranx) take a look forward at week sixteen’s games. We will be back in the Patreon feed on Tuesday to discuss week sixteen’s …
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First and foremost, go see if Alexander Mattison is available. I doubt that he is but start there. With no Dalvin Cook, he could literally be a league winner for …
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I’m going to do something unprecedented in this article: I am going to recommend staying away from all of these guys, if you can help it. Things are a mess …
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Everything sucks and everyone has COVID! Gambling is becoming a measured crapshoot and your choices are half chance, just like everyone else. Unless you are me, and you had a …
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Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko discuss a completely exhausting week fifteen slate of fantasy football. We will be back in the Patreon feed next Tuesday where we discuss the previous week’s games. …
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It’s beginning to look a lot like PLAYOFFS! Hopefully, you’re still alive, fighting for the grandest of all fake football honors: a league championship. You’ve worked so hard to get …
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We did it, everyone! We made it to week sixteen and the fantasy football finals. That means that this is the fantasy football fina—I’m sorry. What? A seventeenth game? In …
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Week fifteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and you only thought you knew pain. Imagine working hard to make your fantasy football playoffs, just to experience week fifteen. …
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Amon-Ra St. Brown, aka “The Sun God” is still only rostered in 24.0% of ESPN leagues, but the Lions’ rookie wide receiver is currently on a bit of a hot …
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Well, Duke Johnson Truthers fired him up off of their benches, pulling him up from between Josh Gordon and Andrew Luck at the bottom of their dynasty rosters. And, he …
Read More Jeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 15’s games and become jokerfied by the entire league getting placed on the Reserve/COVID-19 List. We will be …
Read More A wiser man than myself once said that uncertainty only breeds more uncertainty. Now, more than ever, betting on sports is a minefield as a new wave of COVID-19 attacks …
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We’re into the fantasy football playoffs, and ideally, we wouldn’t worry about streaming players or looking for sleeper tight ends. Unfortunately, COVID-19 is tearing through the NFL right now, which …
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We’re into the fantasy football playoffs, and ideally, we wouldn’t worry about streaming players or looking for sleeper running backs. Unfortunately, COVID-19 is tearing through the NFL right now, which …
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We’re into the fantasy football playoffs, and ideally, we wouldn’t worry about streaming players or looking for sleeper wide receivers. Unfortunately, COVID-19 is tearing through the NFL right now, which …
Read More We’re into the fantasy football playoffs, and ideally, we wouldn’t worry about streaming players or looking for sleeper quarterbacks. Unfortunately, COVID-19 is tearing through the NFL right now, which means …
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We did it! It’s the fantasy football playoffs! Congratulations, now let’s figure out which dead weight to slice off of your rosters, shall we? Every week, I take care of …
Read More Week fourteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and I’m going to get real with you. I’m a fan of the Chicago Bears, so I don’t even know why …
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The New York Jets took a series of punches to the face, with the New Orleans Saints snatching them out of the sky and throwing them to the ground, like …
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Taysom Hill isn’t a good real-life quarterback. Sorry to burst your bubble like that, but it’s true, unfortunately. It’s the number one complaint people levy about Hill, that he isn’t …
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I last wrote about Steelers tight end Pat Freiermuth one month ago, his ESPN roster rate was 39.2% and his stock as a fantasy football asset was trending up. Everything …
Read MoreJeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 14’s games and recap the second-straight Thursday Night Football Chaos Game! We will be back in the Patreon feed …
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We are 14 weeks into the season and the race between Erin and me has never been closer! Last week, Erin rightfully recommended Joe Burrow over Russell Wilson, while I …
Read More Tight end has certainly been a crapshoot this year! Kyle Pitts was a bust, we lost Bob Tonyan and Logan Thomas to injuries and Darren Waller and George Kittle for …
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I am not going to lie to you, finding sleeper running backs has been a massive hassle and a huge chore all season long. This year has been extremely weird, …
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Every week I will be checking in on the rookies to give a quick overview of your fantasy and dynasty needs. This should give you a roundup of everything you …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 14 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
Read More We’re back to check out some sleeper wide receivers this week! If you are worried about your byes for your Jaylens Waddle, your Michaels Pittman Jr, or your Kendricks Bourne, …
Read More Welcome to the last week of the fantasy football regular season! We should hope that you have your quarterback sorted out as we head into the playoffs. But, maybe you …
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There’s only one week left in the fantasy regular season, so you should know the drill by now. Every week I find the guys who are sticking around on far …
Read More Week thirteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and for those of you who thought all hope was lost, remember that the Detroit Lions managed to win their first …
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The Miami Dolphins’ second-best receiver returned to action on Sunday, with DeVante Parker returning to action after a four-game absence. He hit the ground running, turning in a five-catch, 62-yard …
Read More As I type this, Patrick Mahomes is taking a knee on Sunday Night Football. Cris Collinsworth and Al Michaels are talking about Andy Reid’s record coming out of a bye. …
Read More Jeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 13’s games and recap the Thursday Night Football Taysom Hill Chaos Game! We will be back in …
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We are twelve weeks in, and inching closer and closer to the fantasy playoffs. At this point, you may fall into one of three categories: nervous that your team already …
Read More Every week I will be checking in on the rookies to give a quick overview of your fantasy and dynasty needs. This should give you a roundup of everything you …
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Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 13 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Week thirteen is here and that means that it’s time to hunker down for the last couple weeks of the fantasy football regular season. Like every other week this year, …
Read More Week thirteen is here and that means that it’s time to hunker down for the last couple weeks of the fantasy football regular season. Like every other week this year, …
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Week thirteen is here and that means that it’s time to hunker down for the last couple weeks of the fantasy football regular season. Like every other week this year, …
Read More Week thirteen is here and that means that it’s time to hunker down for the last couple weeks of the fantasy football regular season. Like every other week this year, …
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For fantasy football managers playing on platforms like Yahoo! or CBS, the standard trade deadline has come and gone. However, those of us on ESPN still have some time to …
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Well, we’ve done it. We are now twelve weeks deep into the fantasy football season, and we enter the last full month of fantasy football until next September. It’s easy …
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Week twelve of the 2021 NFL season is over and it turns out there was never anything we should be thankful for. If you didn’t know it before, now you …
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A unicorn. He’s just “built different.” He’s a wide receiver in a tight end body. You’re just being a hater. You can’t ever draft him cheaper than you can this …
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Jeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 12’s games and recap the Thanksgiving games! We will be back in the Patreon feed on Tuesday for our …
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Week 12 was a pretty good week for me. By “pretty good” I mean I went 3 for 3, baby! Erin and I both picked Cam Newton, who was awesome …
Read More This week, I am giving thanks for fantasy football managers who have given up on their leagues. These turkeys have made it easier for the rest of us to mash …
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This week, I am giving thanks for fantasy football managers who have given up on their leagues. These turkeys have made it easier for the rest of us to mash …
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This week, I am giving thanks for fantasy football managers who have given up on their leagues. These turkeys have made it easier for the rest of us to mash …
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This week, I am giving thanks for fantasy football managers who have given up on their leagues. These turkeys have made it easier for the rest of us to mash …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Every week I will be checking in on the rookies to give a quick overview of your fantasy and dynasty needs. This should give you a roundup of everything you …
Read More We’re through eleven weeks, and at this point, a lot of fantasy players have had two or three distinct seasons. But, if you’re here, you know what you need: a …
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Week eleven of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and we are in desperation mode. This week, Patrick Mahomes, Ezekiel Elliott, and CeeDee Lamb scored less than 20 …
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I’ve kicked around the idea of writing this article for a few weeks now. Actually, since Jonathan Taylor beat the brakes off the Jets. So, I guess for about two …
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Cam Newton made his triumphant return to Carolina in week ten. He scored two touchdowns, screamed “I’M BACK” at the cameras, and was able to smirk and say that he …
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Jeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 11’s games and figure out if anybody on Thursday Night Football matters for fantasy football We will …
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Recent fantasy football history provides us with ample instances of patience with rookie running backs rewarding managers. Just one season ago, two rookies (Jonathan Taylor of the Colts and J.K. …
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We’re through ten weeks of the fantasy football season, meaning that we have just four weeks left in the fantasy football regular season. If you’re reading this, then congratulations on …
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We’re through ten weeks of the fantasy football season, meaning that we have just four weeks left in the fantasy football regular season. If you’re reading this, then congratulations on …
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Can you believe it’s already Week 11? The “biggest season ever” is flying by. How did the Sclars stack up in Week 10? We both picked Hurts over Ryan and …
Read More We’re through ten weeks of the fantasy football season, meaning that we have just four weeks left in the fantasy football regular season. If you’re reading this, then congratulations on …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 11 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
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We’re through ten weeks of the fantasy football season and into week eleven, meaning that we have just four weeks left in the fantasy football regular season. If you’re reading …
Read More Every week I will be checking in on the rookies to give a quick overview of your fantasy and dynasty needs. This should give you a roundup of everything you …
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We are officially over two-thirds of the way done with the fantasy football regular season. If you’re still worried about your roster moves, kudos! It means that you’ve mad shrewd …
Read More Week ten of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and all of those players who started hot for you made sure to break your heart. Didn’t count out …
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The Washington Football Team just came out of their bye week. With it, they had a renewed sense of purpose, offing the reigning champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers this week. Their …
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Jeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 10’s games and figure out what exactly went wrong on Thursday Night Football. We will be back …
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There comes a time in each football season when fantasy players begin to question not just the value of their rosters, but also their worth as a manager. That time …
Read More Despite the slow start to the season, production is really picking up for this rookie tight end. So much so, in fact, that since Week 6 he is the TE3 …
Read More Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 10 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
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A wild and woolly week nine is in the books, and we have moved onto double-digit numbers in fantasy football. That also means that we are two-thirds of the way …
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A wild and woolly week nine is in the books, and we have moved onto double-digit numbers in fantasy football. That also means that we are two-thirds of the way …
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A wild and woolly week nine is in the books, and we have moved onto double-digit numbers in fantasy football. That also means that we are two-thirds of the way …
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A wild and woolly week nine is in the books, and we have moved onto double-digit numbers in fantasy football. That also means that we are two-thirds of the way …
Read More Welcome back, folks. Sorry about my absence last week. I got myself a bad case of gout. For a certain segment of the gambling public, you might know this as …
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The ninth week of our fine NFL season dropped some real knowledge on us fans and even coaches. As we cross into the second half of the season, there’s no …
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Week nine was an absolute mess for a lot of our fantasy football teams… unless you had James Conner or Jonathan Taylor. So, it makes sense to add everybody to …
Read More Week nine of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and if you weren’t sure before, now you know the football gods hate you. Oh, you got Josh Allen? …
Read More The Jacksonville Jaguars traded for tight end Dan Arnold on a short week, getting him just two targets in a Thursday Night Football loss to Tennessee. After that point, however, …
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Jeff and Walker take a look forward at week 9’s games and a figure out what exactly is going wrong with Zach Wilson in New York. We will be …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Regardless of how your fantasy season is going, it has to feel better than losing a fake football competition to your wife. Erin and I both picked up two points …
Read More Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 9 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
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While the player-pocalypse hit QB (Jameis Winston), WR (Calvin Ridley, Odell Beckham, Henry Ruggs & Michael Thomas), and RB (Derrick Henry), TE was relatively unscathed. We lost Robert Tonyan for …
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With the Calvin Ridley announcement that he is going to step away from football, and with the Michael Thomas announcement that he can’t really step well enough to play football, …
Read More Did it hurt? When you bid 50% of your FAB on 36-year-old Adrian Peterson? Did you cry, when you dropped Derrick Henry? The Big Dog, King Henry will likely miss …
Read More Well, week eight hurt and the hits kept on coming this week. We lost Jameis Winston to a torn ACL last week, and we lost Aaron Rodgers to COVID-19 this …
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Don’t blink now, we’re about halfway done with this NFL season. Now, that’s technically speaking. On so many other levels, the next nine games for many teams are just auditions …
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“WHO IS THIS GUY!?! I THOUGHT HE JUST PLAYED SPECIAL TEAMS!?!” Go ahead and take a guess: Which Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver leads the team in targets, receptions, and is …
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If you’re reading this, congratulations! Week eight is in the books, which means that it’s week nine, and we are over halfway done with the fantasy football season. It feels …
Read More Week eight of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and the hits just keep on coming. With King Henry out for the season, we wonder who will wear …
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Mike Vrabel announced Monday that Tennessee Titans’ stud running back Derrick Henry will likely miss the rest of the season. Henry suffered a foot injury that will put him out …
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For the second time this season, Calvin Ridley was a surprise scratch dealing with “personal issues,” on Sunday. This time, however, he announced that he would be stepping away from …
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The boys take a look forward at week 8’s games and a look back at a not-at-all frustrating Thursday Night Football before screaming at each other about Jalen Hurts! …
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Welcome back after the byepocalypse in which I nailed my CJ Uzomah take last week (TE1 in week seven). Now that the byepocalypse is behind us, we shouldn’t be as …
Read More The byepocalypse is in the rearview mirror, and with it, any desperation starts at running back. If you have a Ravens’ running back, welcome (and I’m sorry). If you have …
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Every week I will be checking in on the rookies to give a quick overview of your fantasy and dynasty needs. This should give you a roundup of everything you …
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Are you frightened by your week 8 fantasy options? Are your playoff chances looking ghastly? Erin and I are going to do our devilish best to make your fantasy team …
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“WHOA!!! A ROOKIE RUNNING BACK GOIN’ OFF ON THE BUCS DEFENSE!?! WHO THE HECK IS THIS GUY!?!” I will freely admit that I am surprised at what took place on …
Read More Football rules everything. It’s a 12 month per year sport. It’s a lifestyle. Fandom is hardcore to the point of toxic. Cities wear their football teams as a badge of …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 8 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
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The byepocalypse is over, and really, the only must-start wide receiver we are missing this week is Marquise Brown. In 3WR PPR leagues, we’re also missing Hunter Renfrow. But, other …
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The byepocalypse is in the books, and we all survived. Well, most of us. The Krisko household is a little light after my wife streamed Geno Smith. She silently walked …
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The past week of the NFL games was not a gut punch to those hopeless dreamers. It was the heart-ripping “FINISH HIM” moment of my Mortal Kombat filled youth. In …
Read More Coming into Week 7 with a roster rate of 17.2% on ESPN and 32% on Yahoo, Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Rashod Bateman should be a waiver wire priority ahead of …
Read More Week seven of the 2021 NFL season is finished and it is time to take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself “Am I Tom Brady playing …
Read More You know why you’re here. You need permission to cut some guys for your hot week eight waiver wire pickups. With the benefit of sobriety and the lights turned on …
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The Baltimore Ravens were supposed to have J.K. Dobbins, Gus Edwards, and Justice Hill this season. Fate intervened, and we ended up with Latavius Murray, Devonta Freeman, Le’Veon Bell and …
Read More Through his first 11 starts, Jalen Hurts does not have an inspiring passing line. He also seems to be the King of Garbage Time, pulling out last-second heroics to get …
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The boys take a look forward at week 7’s games and a look back at what will likely be the best game of D’Ernest Johnson’s career. We will be …
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Well, it’s finally here. The week seven byepocalypse has hit us. We will be without the fantasy football options on the Buffalo Bills, the Dallas Cowboys, the Jacksonville Jaguars, the …
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Well, it’s finally here. The week seven byepocalypse has hit us. We will be without the fantasy football options on the Buffalo Bills, the Dallas Cowboys, the Jacksonville Jaguars, the …
Read More Most people would consider the Dallas Cowboys versus New England Patriots Sunday Night Football game a classic. It was thrilling in a “bar game” kind of way. Bar games are …
Read More Well, it’s finally here. The week sevenbyepocalypse has hit us. We will be without the fantasy football options on the Buffalo Bills, the Dallas Cowboys, the Jacksonville Jaguars, the Los …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Well, it’s finally here. The week seven byepocalypse has hit us. We will be without the fantasy football options on the Buffalo Bills, the Dallas Cowboys, the Jacksonville Jaguars, the …
Read More Last week, Erin hit on Joe Burrow, we both missed on Gaskin (what in the world happened there??), we both hit on Woods, and we both fell victim to the …
Read More Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 7 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season. Click here to join our Discord. You can find our Beersheets merchandise here. Please subscribe on Stitcher, iHeartRadio, …
Read More Week six of the 2021 NFL season is finished and if your league requires you to roster running backs, you’re in trouble because they’re all dead! Nick Chubb? DEAD! Kareem …
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We’re now six weeks through the NFL season, and the time for patience is over. It’s doubly over now that we hit the bye weeks, and roster spots are suddenly …
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Through the first five weeks of the season, it seems as though Mike Williams usurped Keenan Allen as the top wide receiver in Los Angeles. Because of this, people have …
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Through the first four weeks of the season, we were riding high on Sam Darnold. The most recent release from the Adam Gase Penitentiary for the Criminally Terrible at Football …
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Mike, Walker and Jeff preview week six of the NFL season and review the last Zach Ertz game on the Eagles on Thursday Night Football. We will be back …
Read More Every week I will be checking in on the rookies to give a quick overview of your fantasy and dynasty needs. This should give you a roundup of everything you …
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SCOREBOARD!!! Let’s begin with a Week 5 recap. For QBs, Erin and I chose between Sam Darnold (Erin’s pick) and Daniel Jones (my pick). It turns out you shouldn’t have …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More The bye weeks are finally here. And it’s extremely appropriate that they come in the spookiest month, since they give us frights and chills. As an aside, it’s incredibly nice …
Read More The bye weeks are finally here. And it’s extremely appropriate that they come in the spookiest month since they give us frights and chills. As an aside, it’s incredibly nice …
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The bye weeks are finally here. And it’s extremely appropriate that they come in the spookiest month since they give us frights and chills. As an aside, it’s incredibly nice …
Read More The bye weeks are finally here. And it’s extremely appropriate that they come in the spookiest month since they give us frights and chills. As an aside, it’s incredibly nice …
Read More Jon Gruden resigned from his position as Raiders coach on Monday night in light of a seemingly never-ending barrage of emails that managed to be offensive to nearly everyone. Whether …
Read More Week five of the 2021 NFL season is finished and if you put your fantasy hopes in Russell Wilson’s trusting hands, you are gonna have trouble holding on. Whether it’s …
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The NFL has five weeks in the books, and it’s time to start clearing the cobwebs out of your roster to make room for the new hotness and the bye …
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Through five games of the 2021 NFL season, we have a definitive answer to a situation that we wanted to get sorted out before leaning into it this season: Dalton …
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Most of NFL’s week five is in the books, with Baltimore and Indianapolis set to square off tonight on Monday Night Football. There have been some ups and some downs …
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Mike and Jeff preview week five of the NFL season and review THE DOUBLE PUNT GAME of Seattle and Los Angeles on Thursday Night Football. We will be back …
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Starting around week five, sleepers start to get really weird. 0-4 teams have abandoned the season and the better teams aren’t scouring the waiver wire yet. It’s a nice little …
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I am going to level with you. This is a truly godawful week for streaming or sleeper running backs. All the good matchups are going to the top guys, and …
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I have to talk about bingo this week, as it was one of the highlights of my weekend. Last year, I came up with a fun, little bingo game as …
Read MoreIf you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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The Shanahan-anan Trey Sermon come on down! You are this week’s winner in Kyle Shanahan’s Bingo Bonanza (Trademark pending). Our boy Trey may be onto something, he took the lead …
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Starting around week five, sleepers start to get really weird. 0-4 teams have abandoned the season and the better teams aren’t scouring the waiver wire yet. It’s a nice little …
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Starting around week five, sleepers start to get really weird. 0-4 teams have abandoned the season and the better teams aren’t scouring the waiver wire yet. It’s a nice little …
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We’re four weeks into the NFL schedule, and we know what teams are right now. Or… do we? A lot of teams, and players sit in limbo after the first …
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Week four of the 2021 NFL season is finished, just like a lot of your chances to make the playoffs after some of the choices you’ve made. Sure, Ryan Tannehill …
Read More The NFL season put (most) of week four in the books, and usually, we get to talk about how we are 25% of the way done with the year. But, …
Read More Walker, Mike and Jeff preview week four of the NFL season and review Cincinnati versus Jacksonville on Thursday Night Preview. We will be back in the Patreon feed on Tuesday for …
Read More Karl Leslie returns with the week four edition of the Running Back Review, looking at some potential under-the-radar information on the most frustrating position in all of fantasy sports.
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The tight end position is difficult for fantasy football. After all, Kyle Pitts is [exhale emoji] BUILT DIFFERENT [exhale emoji] and he can’t escape Matt Ryan’s spin cycle (he’s washed) …
Read More Now that the first game of the week four season is in the books, and we got to watch the last two #1 overall quarterbacks duke it out on Thursday …
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How are you feeling about your running backs after three weeks? Did you go robust running back, and are you staring at a dead Christian McCaffrey, a broken Antonio Gibson, …
Read More Every week I will be checking in on the rookies to give a quick overview of your fantasy and dynasty needs. This should give you a roundup of everything you …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Hello, all you football floozies and absurdity junkies. This is the part where we revisit last week’s picks and update the season-long scoreboard. In Week 3, Erin and I both …
Read More We’re into the fourth week of the 2021 NFL season, and things are starting to shake apart at the seams. As the old adage goes, “if you have two quarterbacks, …
Read More tThe Chiefs are 1-10 in their last 11 games against the spread. I say that to say this: football doesn’t make sense in small sample sizes. It is irrational, infuriating, …
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Week three of the NFL season finished with some key wins that helped shape a lot of key races in the league. The NFL treated us to an AFC South …
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[Co-Authors: Norman Berg, Nick Carter, Joshua H., Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Karl Leslie, Jason Lu, Amanda Rez, Bryan Sclar, and Zach] It’s that time of the year! Well, actually, it’s …
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It’s hard to let go. But, as Frozen taught us, sometimes you have to Let it Go. I don’t know the context of that, I haven’t seen Frozen. Maybe it …
Read More Week three of the 2021 NFL season is behind us, but for many of us, it isn’t far enough behind us. We will be haunted by the horrible choices we …
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We are three games into the NFL season (well 30 teams are, anyway). And as of writing this, Derek Carr averages the ninth-most fantasy points per game. What is leading …
Read More The Jacksonville Jaguars pass game caused untold arguments this offseason among the fantasy football cognoscenti. Some backed D.J. Chark, some backed Marvin Jones Jr. (raises hand), and others backed Laviska …
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The NFL has two weeks in the books, and we’ve learned the same thing we learn every year about this time: we don’t know anything. The entropic nature of the …
Read More The NFL has two weeks in the books, and we’ve learned the same thing we learn every year about this time: we don’t know anything. The entropic nature of the …
Read More Gambling is, for most of us, very stupid. I think most of us can agree on it, and if you can’t, you fall into one of two categories. Either you …
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“I’M LOSING IT!!! WHAT THE HECK IS GOIN’ ON?!” Jeezaloo! Count slooowly backward from 20, find your comfy sweatpants/pajama pants/what have you and fix up a cup of tea. You …
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We’ve made it to Week 3, and I’m happy to report that we have a Bryan vs. Erin scoreboard update. I’m unhappy to report that I find myself in a …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More The NFL has two weeks in the books, and we’ve learned the same thing we learn every year about this time: we don’t know anything. The entropic nature of the …
Read More The NFL has two weeks in the books, and we’ve learned the same thing we learn every year about this time: we don’t know anything. The entropic nature of the …
Read More The Heinicke effectRunning back J.D. McKissic’s role on the Washington Football Team took a drastic turn this week and I think a large part of that is Ron Rivera’s game-planning …
Read More [Co-written by Ken Bakken, Norman Berg, Nick Carter, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Joseph Leszkowicz, Jason Lu, Tony Martin, Amanda Rez, Bryan Sclar, and Zach (just Zach)] No, these aren’t team names …
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Week two is in the books, and after the first couple of go-rounds, the NFL, and fantasy football just feels… weird. It feels off. Half the starting QBs are new, …
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Week two is in the books, and I haven’t watched a lick of it outside of Thursday Night Football and the Monday Night Football game on my television while I …
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Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. You did your research, dotted your i’s, and crossed your t’s, yet you still managed to get everything wrong. …
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Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. How are you feeling? Are you undefeated, atop the world, dauntless? Or are you winless; a bit of scum-sucking …
Read More Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. How are you feeling? Are you undefeated, atop the world, dauntless? Or are you winless; a bit of scum-sucking …
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We’re on to Week 2, you fantasy hooligans! I haven’t crunched the numbers for Week 1, yet, but I’ll have an Erin vs. Bryan scoreboard update next week. Erin and …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
Read More Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. How are you feeling? Are you undefeated, atop the world, dauntless? Or are you winless; a bit of scum-sucking …
Read More Writers note: The comedy world lost an icon this week with the passing of Norm Macdonald. I wrote about him and some of my favorite bits of his here. A short …
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Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. How are you feeling? Are you undefeated, atop the world, dauntless? Or are you winless; a bit of scum-sucking …
Read More With this weekly column, I hope to focus on running back news and break down the position as the NFL fantasy football season progresses. Week one gifted us with pure …
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Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. You did your research, dotted your i’s, and crossed your t’s, yet you still managed to get everything wrong. …
Read More We’re through fantasy football week one, and it’s time to get the new hotness off the waiver wire. Can I interest you in a nice Elijah Mitchell? Or maybe a …
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Unheralded 49ers running back comes out of nowhere to kick the door down on the league, and fantasy football prognosticators tell you to drop 30%-40% of your budget on them. …
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[Co-authored by: Ken Bakken, Norman Berg, Nick Carter, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, JB, Joseph Leszkowicz, Jason Lu, Tony Martin, Amanda Rez, Rowan, Bryan Sclar, Zach] I know what you think: …
Read More Every offseason, the fantasy football cognoscenti find certain flexion points for incessant arguments, all offseason long. This offseason, it was Joe Mixon (as always), but also Kyle Pitts. The rookie …
Read More Evan, Mike and Jeff simulcast their first twitch episode wherein they preview week one if the NFL season and review Thursday Night Football Week One! We will be back …
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In the immortal words of Killer Mike, as heard on the opening track to 2020’s RTJ4, we are back at it like a crack addict. For those of you familiar …
Read More It’s fantasy football week one! Welcome, we’ve made it through the long, dark offseason and we are ready to set our lineups for week one. Not every team is perfect …
Read More It’s fantasy football week one! Welcome, we’ve made it through the long, dark offseason and we are ready to set our lineups for week one. Not every team is perfect …
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It’s fantasy football week one! Welcome, we’ve made it through the long, dark offseason and we are ready to set our lineups for week one. Not every team is perfect …
Read More It’s fantasy football week one! Welcome, we’ve made it through the long, dark offseason and we are ready to set our lineups for week one. Not every team is perfect …
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Every offseason, the fantasy football community spends countless hours poring over game tape, metrics, measurables, and a whole host of other things to formulate a plan of attack for the …
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Every offseason, the fantasy football community spends countless hours poring over game tape, metrics, measurables, and a whole host of other things to formulate a plan of attack for the …
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Every offseason, the fantasy football community spends countless hours poring over game tape, metrics, measurables, and a whole host of other things to formulate a plan of attack for the …
Read More Every offseason, the fantasy football community spends countless hours poring over game tape, metrics, measurables, and a whole host of other things to formulate a plan of attack for the …
Read More There’s an idea in a lot of fantasy football circles that weapon versatility is paramount. After all, rushing running backs with some receiving chops? That’s the sweet spot, especially with …
Read More To make a long story extremely short, the tight end middle class is dead. Should you want a longer explanation of what that entails, following the previous link is an …
Read More Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
Read More Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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I’m going to say something that sounds crazy, and you are going to say, “you’re a liar!” Then I’m going to say, “no really, it’s true!” Then you’re going to …
Read More Every year, Evan Hoovler does the hard work for our fantasy football salary cap draft ranks. I come in over the top and have a fun little laugh and create …
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Yesterday, I took a look at my “don’ts” for my fantasy football drafts. Today, I take a look at my “Dos” for fantasy football drafts. These are some rules I’ve …
Read More Every year, it seems like all drafting just comes down to executing a series of rules for your drafts in order to find fantasy football glory. With that in mind, …
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On Sunday morning, I awoke to a Twitter notification from my good Twitter friend, Matthew McCarthy of Gridironratings.com. It was doubly my jam, because it was a notification that Myles …
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Michael Fabiano (@michael_fabiano) joins Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone), and Jeff Krisko (@jeffkrisko) in today’s episode to discuss the NFC East’s fantasy football prospects. BEERSHEETS ARE LIVE We will be back Friday …
Read More A great part about doing a bazillion fantasy football drafts is that you get to see trends develop. A quarterback run here, a drop off in talent there; you start …
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A great part about doing a bazillion fantasy football drafts is that you get to see trends develop. A quarterback run here, a drop-off in talent there; you start to …
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A great part about doing a bazillion fantasy football drafts is that you get to see trends develop. A quarterback run here, a drop-off in talent there; you start to …
Read More A great part about doing a bazillion fantasy football drafts is that you get to see trends develop. A quarterback run here, a drop-off in talent there; you start to …
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Every year, we hear about how pass-catching running backs are the key that can help unlock your fantasy football season, but what does it mean to be a pass-catching running …
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I never like making the fantasy football bust series. I really don’t. I want everyone to be good, and I want everyone’s sleepers to hit, and I don’t want anyone …
Read More Now that we’ve finished our 2021 Player Profiles, it’s time to take a look at the top sleepers at each position. Today, we cover sleeper tight ends. This is my …
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Editor’s Note: Two Running Backs, Derrick Henry and Dalvin Cook, joined the Running Back Mile From Scrimmage Club in 2020. If you read this piece in 2020, you can skip …
Read More I never like making the fantasy football bust series. I really don’t. I want everyone to be good, and I want everyone’s sleepers to hit, and I don’t want anyone …
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During a time when being frugal anywhere possible is the prudent thing, an RB35 average draft price tag for a burial plot feels like a solid deal in the fantasy …
Read More If you believe in their talent and ability to produce in 2021, then draft Trey Lance and Justin Fields! And you can draft Mac Jones if you feel like it. …
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I never like making the fantasy football bust series. It’s not fun. I want everyone to be good, and I want everyone’s sleepers to hit, and I don’t want anyone …
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Now that we’ve finished our 2021 Player Profiles, it’s time to take a look at the top sleepers at each position. Today, we cover sleeper running backs. This is my …
Read More This July, I rented a minivan and drove my wife and two teenage children from Tampa, FL to Des Moines, IA for a summer vacation. Fortunately, the roughly 20-hour drive …
Read More I never like making the fantasy football bust series. I really don’t. I want everyone to be good, and I want everyone’s sleepers to hit, and I don’t want anyone …
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Football Absurdity recently partnered with our favorite forums: SomethingAwful.com. The goal was simple: Fill a 2QB auction with 10 managers who would stick around for at least most of the …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with a big …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with Alexander Mattison. …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with 2021 Darrell …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue off with the …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue off with the …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
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every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, 40 running backs, and 50 wide receivers! Let’s turn our attention to the position some …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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Kev Mahserejian (@rotosurgeon) of The Operating Room Podcast, The Game Day, and Rotoballer, Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone), Jeff Krisko (@jeffkrisko), and Walker Kelly (@bigdaddydrix) in today’s episode to discuss the NFC …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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“That’s why they sent me. I am an expert.” – Karl Hungus, 1988. Act I: Hubris In a world where subscriptions to fantasy football expert websites cost a month’s car …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More Call me crazy, but I’m high on the Tennessee Titans this year. The bookmakers set their 2021 win total at 9, after an 11-win 2020 that ended with a 20-13 …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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BEERSHEETS ARE LIVE Jeff will be doing a live stream with @Beersheets to show off our shiny new toy on Wednesday afternoon at twitch.tv/footballabsurdity. Follow and Subscribe so you don’t …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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I’m assuming if you’re here that you’re already a pretty decent fantasy football manager. You care enough to do your homework, and that’s great. That said, we’re all bound to …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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This profile is sponsored by Vinnie’s Pizzaria. Mention this player profile when you order a pizza for a free topping of corn! As we gear up to the start of …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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Are you ready for Football Absurdity to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy football drafts? Will Trevor Lawrence make a fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More The boys welcome in Joe Pisapia (@JoePisapia17) of Fantasy Pros, the Fantasy Football Black Books and Fantasy Baseball Black Books, and Sports Grid to the podcast! He joins Mike (@rflredzone), …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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The year was 2019, and something was wrong. I know, I know: Something incredibly wrong was coming in 2020, but this is an article about fantasy football, keep up. In …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Evan (@evanhoovler) returns to the podcast! He joins Mike (@rflredzone), Walker (@bigdaddydrix), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) to discuss the best value picks from rounds 6 through 10, as well as some …
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(Updated 8/27/2021) IMPORTANT: We strongly recommend you read the strategy part of this article. If you skip straight to the 2021 fantasy football auction values chart, then bid to each …
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Psych! I am not here to relitigate the Colin Kaepernick black balling. Instead, I am hear to talk about a secret, hidden danger to quarterback evaluation in fantasy football… There’s …
Read More Washington Football Team punted on a new name and ended up with one that is, to be honest, pretty sweet. Also pretty sweet? Alex Smith made his way back from …
Read More The 2020 Tennessee Titans were the first bigas non grata with COVID-19 protocols, blowing up the Steelers’ schedule and letting the league have a whipping boy to let out their …
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The Super Bowl LIV Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers pretty much had their season go exactly as they wanted. It makes sense, then, that they essentially ran back the same squad …
Read More The Seattle Seahawks had two distinct portions to their 2020 campaign. The Let Russ Cook Era until week nine, with the Letting the Dishes Soak From Russ Cooking Era finished …
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The 2020 season didn’t go how the San Francisco 49ers had hoped it would. They ended up with almost every good player missing time at one point or another. They …
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The world was the Pittsburgh Steelers’ oyster. Then, tragedy struck. After starting 11-0, the Pittsburgh Steelers stumbled into the playoffs, finishing the 2020 season with a 12-4 record before falling …
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The Philadelphia Eagles are a team in transition. They moved on from Carson Wentz, Doug Pederson, and a whole mess of wide receivers. When you end your season by firing …
Read More The New York Jets rebuild their franchise this offseason after snagging the #2 overall pick. They brought in 49ers’ coaches Robert Saleh to run the team, and Mike LaFleur to …
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The New York Giants almost made the playoffs in 2020! Granted, this is because they played in the NFC East, but still. They almost made the playoffs! The New York …
Read More The New Orleans Saints did a big fat rebuild of their roster after ending 2020 $100 billion over the salary cap. Drew Brees retired, and now they have to figure …
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[Written by Ken Bakken, Evan Hoovler, Walker Kelly, and Tony Martin] Check out part 1, here. Visit FootballAbsurdity.com for a new 2021 rookie fantasy football team names list every Monday! …
Read More 2020 didn’t exactly go how the New England Patriots had hoped it would. They parted ways with long-time all-timer quarterback Tom Brady, who went on to with the Super Bowl. …
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The Minnesota Vikings missed the playoffs in 2020 despite having the hands-down best fantasy football rookie with Justin Jefferson. It goes to show that fantasy football isn’t real life. That …
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Waleed (@iamthewaleed) joins Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone), Jeff Krisko (@jeffkrisko), and Walker Kelly (@bigdaddydrix) in today’s episode to do their first post-NFL draft mock draft. You can find the results here! If …
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The Miami Dolphins’ plans to dominate the league through a relentless barrage of top-100 picks continued in the 2021 NFL Draft. They picked five times in the first 81 picks, …
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The Los Angeles Rams had just about enough of Jared Goff after their 2020 campaign. They shipped him off to Detroit in order to acquire new starting quarterback Matthew Stafford. …
Read More The Los Angeles Chargers had a helluva 2020 campaign. A Tyrod Taylor punctured lung started the Justin Herbert Era far sooner than any of us anticipated, and he did not …
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The Kansas City Chiefs made it to their second-consecutive Super Bowl but failed to defend their title. Mahomes & Company fell to Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The …
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The Jacksonville Jaguars won in week one of the 2020 NFL season and then failed to win another game for the rest of the year. The NFL rewarded them for …
Read More The Indianapolis Colts made a massive splash this offseason, trading for erstwhile Philadelphia Eagles’ quarterback Carson Wentz. They hope that he can be their quarterback of the future, something they …
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The Houston Texans are one of the messiest teams in the history of the NFL. They jettisoned Bill O’Brien and somehow came out the other side worse for wear. They …
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The Green Bay Packers had the most eventful draft week, right up until the 2021 NFL Draft started. Perpetually perturbed reigning MVP and superstar quarterback Aaron Rodgers reportedly wants out …
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The 2021 NFL schedule is here! This is the first time I actually start to seriously consider the landscape of fantasy football auction strategies. Every other analyst will do this …
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The Detroit Lions made one of the biggest trades of the offseason, trading long-time quarterback stalwart off to the Los Angeles Rams to take on Jared Goff’s somewhat bloated contract. …
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The 2020 Denver Broncos set quarterback Drew Lock up with plenty of weapons and removed any sort of excuses for him. He flopped, predictably, because he isn’t as good as …
Read More The Baltimore Ravens took two wide receivers with their first five picks in the 2021 NFL Draft. They took Minnesota wide receiver Rashod Bateman in the first round, and followed …
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The Dallas Cowboys are set at all the fantasy football-eligible positions, so it shouldn’t surprise you that not only did they only take one guy, but they didn’t take him …
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You may have not even thought about 2021 auction strategy tips yet. But I have been thinking about it since January. Now that the NFL draft has concluded, I am …
Read More The Cleveland Browns had a surprising 2020 campaign. They made the playoffs, and they won a game! AND that game they won came against their rivals, the Pittsburgh Steelers. They …
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The 2019 Cincinnati Bengals were so bad that they earned the #1 overall pick in the 2020 NFL Draft. The Cincinnati Bengals took Joe Burrow, who they failed to protect, …
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The 2020 Chicago Bears played their last games with their last first-round quarterback, Mitchell Trubisky. They went out and replaced him with a new first-round quarterback in the 2021 NFL …
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The boys have a special guest! Kent Platte (@MathBomb) joins Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone), Jeff Krisko (@jeffkrisko), and Walker Kelly (@bigdaddydrix) in today’s episode. The guys discuss Kent’s Relative Athletic Score …
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The Carolina Panthers did a factory reset on the franchise this offseason, moving Teddy Bridgewater to Denver and trading for much-maligned Jets’ quarterback Sam Darnold. They also moved on from …
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You might be planning on printing out these 2021 superflex dynasty auction values. You might be thinking of sitting at the auction table, bidding up to the values listed on …
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The Buffalo Bills had themselves quite the 2020 campaign. They added Stefon Diggs, and 105 additional wide receiver targets, to the situation, and made it all the way to the …
Read More The Baltimore Ravens are at a do-or-die juncture in their franchise. Their star quarterback who has never achieved anything (won and MVP) is about to reach over-the-hill status (he is …
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The Atlanta Falcons ended 2020 at the bottom of the NFC South last season, posting a 4-12 record. This led them to have the #4 overall pick in the 2021 …
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The Arizona Cardinals finished their much-hyped 2020 by going 8-8, hitting the .500 mark for the first time since 2017. Unfortunately for Arizona Cardinals fans, and head coach Kliff Kingsbury, …
Read More The NFL Draft’s first two picks were so set in stone that the NFL begged the 49ers to not let their #3 pick leak early. Then, all hell broke loose …
Read More The NFL Draft is finally here and with it a whole new crop of players for you to worry about. There are dozens and dozens of names, to learn, but …
Read More The NFL Draft is finally here and with it a whole new crop of players for you to worry about. There are dozens and dozens of names, to learn, but …
Read More The NFL Draft is finally here and with it a whole new crop of players for you to worry about. There are dozens and dozens of names, to learn, but …
Read More The NFL Draft is finally here and with it a whole new crop of players for you to worry about. There are dozens and dozens of names, to learn, but …
Read More The NFL Draft starts up next week, and with it, the landscape of the league flips on its head. This is a good crop of wide receivers who can do …
Read More The NFL Draft starts up next week, and with it, the landscape of the league flips on its head. There are only two or three real difference makers at running …
Read More The NFL Draft starts up next week, and with it, the league’s landscape flips on its head. There are at least four and up to six quarterbacks going in the …
Read More The hullabaloo surrounding the quarterbacks in the 2021 NFL Draft is reaching a fever pitch. With up to four different quarterbacks going in the first four picks, and six potentially …
Read More The NFC South hosts four teams that definitely exist. The reigning NFL Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers call the division home, as do the New Orleans Saints. The Panthers and Falcons …
Read More It takes a lot of effort to have the Houston Texans in your division and a different team gets the first overall pick in the NFL Draft. Such is the …
Read More The NFC East was the worst division in football in 2020, and it wasn’t even close. There was a point in mid-October where it was mathematically possible that a five-win …
Read More It’s impossible for the AFC East to leave our collective consciousness for like thirty seconds. The Buffalo Bills played in the AFC Championship Game, then Tom Brady played in his …
Read More The NFL Draft inches ever closer to reality, and we have reached peak take. Last week, I explored three divisions and the best bets in the NFL Draft to bolster …
Read More Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone), Jeff Krisko (@jeffkrisko), and Walker Kelly (@bigdaddydrix) get back on the normal schedule for the podcast by talking about the 2021 rookie wide receiver class, with their …
Read More Earlier this week, we took a look at the AFC West and NFC West 2021 NFL Draft wish lists for our selfish, fantasy football means. We continue our look around …
Read More Now that free agency is over, it’s time to turn our attention to the NFL Draft as we figure out our 2021 fantasy football draft boards. Earlier this week, I …
Read More The NFL Draft is almost here! The glorified conference call takes place starting April 29, meaning that we should probably start figuring out where we want fantasy football guys to …
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Whenever I rostered Adrian Peterson after his felony child abuse incident, I told myself that I would roster Satan himself in my fantasy football league if he got me 5.0 …
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Heading into free agency, we all thought two tight ends could do great things in new places. Unfortunately, Hunter Henry and Jonnu Smith both signed with the same team. Sheesh! …
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This week is winner’s week here at Football Absurdity. Unfortunately, it’s also losers week. Put them together, and what do you get? Free agency winners and losers! That’s right, every …
Read More The free agency dust has (mostly) settled, and the running back musical chairs are complete. Unfortunately for guys like Todd Gurley, James Conner, and Le’Veon Bell, the music stopped and …
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On the Football Absurdity Podcast yesterday, we pretty much determined that free agency dwindled to a close. Numerous running backs are still out there to ruin some backfields, but it’s …
Read More Evan Hoovler (@evanhoovler), Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone), Jeff Krisko (@jeffkrisko), and Walker Kelly (@bigdaddydrix) finish their talk about the free agency period with part two of their free agency frenzy covering …
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I think Jon Gruden and Mike Mayock have it out for Josh Jacobs. They obliterated their offensive line, ditching Pro Bowl center Rodney Hudson, Trent Brown, and Gabe Jackson. They …
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Kenny Golladay took his talents to The Big Apple this free agency period. The former Lion signed a four-year, $72 million contract ($40 million guaranteed) with the New York Giants. …
Read More Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone) and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) talk about the 2020 rookies before looking forward to free agency next week. If you want to hear more, …
Read More With Patrick Mahomes in tow, we all assume that the Kansas City Chiefs will have a wide-open, varied, and prolific passing attack. After all, they have one of the best …
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Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone) and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) are joined by Walker Kelly (@bigdaddydrix) in his debut episode of the podcast to talk coaching hires and so …
Read More The 2018 NFL season had a San Francisco 49ers pass-catcher come out and light the fantasy football world on fire. That was George Kittle. The 2019 NFL season had a …
Read More It’s basically useless to call someone a top-ten tight end. When you call someone that, you’re acknowledging that they are on the upper edge of a tier of tight end …
Read More It’s deep in February and everyone in fantasy football circles is arguing about whether Devonta Smith is too skinny or if everyone forgot about Rashod Bateman. But, those are rookies …
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Running back is the position that rules the day in fantasy football leagues. This year has a lot of guys up at the top with a lot of question marks. …
Read More The 2021 fantasy football top-ten quarterback list was a difficult list for me to make this year. I’m not entirely certain that I am happy with these top ten, but …
Read More The best part of every fantasy football season is digging up the sleepers. Now that I’ve finished my team-by-team review of each team’s 2020, and somewhat less importantly, the Super …
Read More The best part of every fantasy football season is digging up the sleepers. Now that I’ve finished my team-by-team review of each team’s 2020, and somewhat less importantly, the Super …
Read More The best part of every fantasy football season is digging up the sleepers. Now that I’ve finished my team-by-team review of each team’s 2020, and somewhat less importantly, the Super …
Read More The best part of every fantasy football season is digging up the sleepers. Now that I’ve finished my team-by-team review of each team’s 2020, and somewhat less importantly, the Super …
Read More About two weeks ago, I woke up in the middle of the night with an idea. I stumbled into my office and I scribbled something down on my notepad. If …
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WR3s are an interesting bunch to investigate. Since fantasy football is a weekly game, the WR3s generally fade in-and-out of usefulness as the season goes along, with guys fitting “just …
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In online Major League Baseball circles, there’s an acronym that fully encapsulates the volatility of projecting young pitchers to future success. They call it “TINSTAAPP” (pronounced tins-tap), and it stands …
Read More Last week, we finished our What to Remember series, and those pieces started my brain humming. There have been some overarching trends for each position this season. So, this is …
Read More We finish our tour around the 2020 NFL season with the Washington Football Team. Or, as they repeatedly showed they should be called, Washington Team Football (WTF). Washington Football Team …
Read More The 2020 Tennessee Titans came extremely close to having a mob come to their facilities. They almost became the weak link in the COVID-19 chain back in late September and …
Read More The Tampa Bay Buccaneers play this weekend against the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LV. So crazy how they turned it around so quickly! It’s almost like removing Jameis …
Read More The Seattle Seahawks ended up winning the NFC West, yet again. They won at double-digit games, yet again. They got bounced before the conference championship, yet again. The Seattle Seahawks …
Read More I’m a San Francisco 49ers fan, so this one will be a bit of a catharsis for me. No, Nick Mullens isn’t as good as Jimmy Garoppolo. Yes, we are …
Read More The Pittsburgh Steelers began the season as an unstoppable, 11-0 juggernaut. Then the Washington Football Team made a god bleed, and people ceased believing in them anymore. The Steelers finished …
Read More When you end your season by firing your head coach, things generally didn’t go the way you wanted. That’s the story of the 2020 Philadelphia Eagles. Doug Pederson took a …
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Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone) and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) talk about the AFC and NFC Championship Games and the inevitable march toward death that will be dotted with …
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The New York Jets were such a nightmare that they were a nightmare at being a nightmare. If that makes sense. They had the inside track to get Trevor Lawrence, …
Read More The New York Giants almost made the playoffs in 2020. Unfortunately, that says more about the NFC East than anything else. If the Eagles defeated Washington, then the Giants’ week …
Read More A brutal play knocked the New Orleans Saints out of the playoffs this season, after they went all-in in what might be Drew Brees’ last season. Stop me if you’ve …
Read More The New England Patriots paid the piper in 2020. They had eight players opt out of the season, the most in the league. They also went from Tom Brady to …
Read More The Minnesota Vikings had a loud, acrimonious divorce from Stefon Diggs prior to the season. They were the anti-Olivia Wilde & Jason Sudeikis, who apparently quietly separated? While Sudeikis doesn’t …
Read More The Miami Dolphins ended the season at 10-6, and even with the expanded playoff spot, could not make it into the postseason. Still, given that they’ve finished 10-6 or better …
Read More The Los Angeles Rams retooled following the 2019 season. They jettisoned Brandin Cooks, added Cam Akers, and spent a lot of time in 2020 reminding people that they spent a …
Read More The Los Angeles Chargers suddenly found themselves in the future in week two. They planned on letting Justin Herbert sit and learn behind Tyrod Taylor for a bit. A doctor, …
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The Las Vegas Raiders kicked off their inaugural season with an 8-8 record. This was technically an improvement over their 7-9 2019 record, but it felt like the team did …
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I wrote this before the Chiefs played the Browns in the AFC Divisional Round game this weekend. I am going to assume that Cleveland didn’t hand them their third loss …
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Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), Mike Valverde (@RFLredzone) and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) talk about the first round of the playoffs, give some picks, and look forward to the divisional round’s games …
Read More We’re on to the worst team in the NFL. That’s no exaggeration, the Jacksonville Jaguars have the #1 pick (and presumably, a new QB next season). We will mostly cast …
Read More The Indianapolis Colts’ starting quarterback didn’t suddenly retire right before the season. So, from that standpoint they already had a better 2020 than 2019. Still, they had a pretty good …
Read More Think about every possible way a team can end up as dysfunctional, and you get an idea of the 2020 Houston Texans. The year started with Bill O’Brien trading DeAndre …
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The Green Bay Packers are currently hanging out at home after running roughshod all over the NFC. They ended up with the sole bye week in the NFC after notching …
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The Detroit Lions fired head coach Matt Patricia partway through the season. To call their 2020 campaign a failure would do a great disservice to the word failure. Nothing went …
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The 2020 Denver Broncos were the story of underachieving. There were so many things to get excited about for this iteration of John Elway’s team. They added a bunch of …
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The 2020 iteration of the Dallas Cowboys died the moment Dak Prescott’s foot violently detached from the rest of his body. After that point, everyone became a mess. The Cowboys …
Read More The Cleveland Browns did it! They finally ended the longest streak of not making the playoffs in the NFL, after seventeen long years. They’ll take on their AFC North rivals, …
Read More The Cincinnati Bengals turned it around a lot faster than I had expected. They took a quarterback and wide receiver with their first two picks. You might have heard some …
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The Chicago Bears started the year 5-0, but struggled after that. They lost seven-straight games, before clawing back up to 8-7 to secure a .500 season. Then… they made the …
Read More It was a new era in Carolina in 2020. They parted ways with long-time head coach Ron Rivera partway through his ninth season. They installed Matt Rhule and his offensive …
Read More Everything went right for the 2020 Buffalo Bills. After they swept their rival New England Patriots for the first time since 1999, ESPN asked if they were the toast of …
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At this point, no matter what happens, the Baltimore Ravens can’t be excited about their 2020 campaign. As I write this, they are fighting for their playoff lives, one year …
Read More The Atlanta Falcons, as a franchise, are going to hit a massive reset in 2021. They cleaned house, firing General Manager Thomas Dimitroff and Head Coach Dan Quinn. Unfortunately, they …
Read More The Arizona Cardinals still hope to make the playoffs in their second year with Kliff Kingsbury and Kyler Murray. As for their fantasy football season—their first with superstar wide receiver …
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