Fantasy Football

My wife and I have few annual traditions. One tradition we do have is the “Twelve Nights of Christmas Movies,” in which we consume a bunch of classics over the …

As the song goes, it’s the most wonderful time of the year! It’s December, which means you hang the stockings, trim the tree, sit around the fire, and completely ignore …

Well aren’t you quite the daredevil? It’s the fantasy football semi-finals and you need a QB and you didn’t get one off the waiver wire? Well, look at you. I …

Now, I consider myself somewhat of a fantasy football statistician. I want to peep you on the next big market inefficiency: guys with SJ in their initials. Here are three …

I know, I know, that title. I’m sorry. I’m trying to delete it. It’s the fantasy football playoffs, and you really should have better running back options than what is …

The San Francisco 49ers offense has been straight trash for most of the season, but Jimmy Garoppolo has been coached up by Kyle Shanahan just enough to make his options …

I’m going to cut straight to the chase. You’re here because you streamed quarterbacks and made the playoffs. If so… nice. You’re living the dream, putting together a quality squad …

Welcome to week thirteen! The fear of the number thirteen is called triskaidekaphobia, the fear of spiders is known as arachnophobia. The fear of taking a tight end too early …

At this point, you shouldn’t really be streaming, to be honest. Running backs are such volatile fantasy football commodities that we all have four or five on our roster that …

This week we offer a Thanksgiving leftovers amount of sleeper free agent wide receivers, available in more than 50% of your fantasy football leagues. Usually we get you three wide …

We’re reaching the home stretch for fantasy football! For many people, this is the last week of the regular season and a ton of you are in win-and-you’re-in situations. That …

Black Friday are the two words most likely to make a shiver go down the spine of retail workers. Millions upon millions of bargain hunters descend on big box stores …

The best part of Thanksgiving are the side dishes. Whether you have turkey, ham, tofurkey, and whether you smoke, sous vide or roast your meats, the side dishes are where …

For Thanksgiving this week, I am thankful for fantasy football. I am thankful for other fantasy football players who draft quarterbacks early. I am thankful they leave quality wide receivers …

I came across a weird internet subculture quirk while snatching that featured image for this week’s fantasy football tight end sleepers piece. Apparently, Fedora Shaming is something that people who …

This week’s sleeper fantasy football running backs takes advantage of the fact that at this point. people quitting on their fantasy teams, allowing you to snatch up players whose situation …

I lamented the sleeper quarterback options this week, but I feel a bit better about the wide receiver options. It was tough sledding to find these diamonds in the rough …

Unlike most positions in fantasy football, it’s becoming increasingly easy to stream tight ends. Fantasy football owners have gotten used to their binkies, their tight ends that they are comfortable …

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Hollywood has a remakes problem. They know that if they do a sequel or a redo of a classic film, it’s essentially printing money. Ths means scores of uninspiring junk …

It’s quite a week for fantasy football quarterback streaming. There are a lot of not great, over the hill quarterbacks with positive matchups to take advantage of this week, and …

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Let’s face it, we all have coworkers we don’t like. It’s inevitable that you’ll push up against another personality you don’t want in your life while spending a large chunk …

It’s week nine and your fantasy football roster is in shambles. Maybe you went after Aaron Rodgers, maybe you were streaming and the Byenado Part II: Byepocalypse has you out …

The lead up to Halloween is one of the most painful times of year for those who lead the otherwise painless existence of work, a mortgage and no kids. You …

It’s not often that I feel better about the fantasy football running backs that I would want to stream than the quarterbacks, but the quarterbacks are so, so bad this …

I’m a bit calmer about these sleeper options as compared to the quarterback ones. No fuss or muss in this intro. These guys are around in over half of Yahoo! …

We made it halfway through the fantasy football season! If you listened to us earlier in the year, you wouldn’t be listening to us now, since you snagged Deshaun Watson …

My wife and I are working to rectify our massive popular culture holes by working our way through a curated list of top-rated movies on Rotten Tomatoes. So far it’s …

If you’re a dedicated Football Absurdity reader, you already know the drill with our weekly sleepers piece. Every week, you need help. We’re here to provide it. Whether your WRs …

Maybe you own Matthew Stafford or Deshaun Watson. Maybe you invested in Aaron Rodgers. Or maybe you just don’t feel great about your borderline starters in bad matchups this week …

Streaming fantasy football tight ends, the heart and soul of Football Absurdity. As Gronk, Kelce, Graham, Reed and Eifert have already shown you, investing in a tight end in the …

Week six leaves us with several top-flight wide receivers missing from our fantasy football rosters. With A.J. Green, Dez Bryant and Doug Baldwin on bye, and the sudden loss of …

There’s been plenty of moving and shaking at the running back position recently. The mess in Seattle, the rise and fall of Tarik Cohen, the death of Dalvin Cook and …

If you are a fantasy football quarterback streamer, the stars aligned week four. Owners are scrambling with three no-doubt starting quarterbacks on Bye (Drew Brees, Matt Ryan and Kirk Cousins). …

It’s okay if you aren’t up on streaming fantasy football tight ends. Not all of us are about that life. Those of us who recognize that the position outside of …

Fantasy football owners so far this season have had every need to stream quarterbacks, as Andrew Luck still hasn’t returned, Cam Newton has been a disappointment and Big Ben is …