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Author: Will Button

Fantasy Football 2019 / Start or Sit / Week 5 2019 Fantasy Coverage

Start or Sit D.J. Chark, Diontae Johnson, or Terry McLaurin in Week 5?

October 2, 2019October 2, 2019 - by Will Button - Leave a Comment

Should I Start D.J. Chark, John Ross, or Terry McLaurin in Week 5? Heading in to the spooky month of October will bring thrills and frights to fantasy leagues across …

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Week 4 2019 Fantasy Coverage

Absurdity Check: Should I Bench Mayfield, Gurley, and Adams?

September 26, 2019September 26, 2019 - by Will Button - Leave a Comment

Should I Bench Mayfield, Gurley, and Adams? Here comes week 4 in the almighty NFL, where no player is safe from injuries, no quarterback is safe from criticism, and Baker …

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Dallas Cowboys / Indianapolis Colts / Kansas City Chiefs / Los Angeles Chargers / Los Angeles Rams / New England Patriots / New Orleans Saints / Philadelphia Eagles / Playoffs / Predictions

2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions

January 8, 2019January 11, 2019 - by Will Button - 1 Comment

2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions Last week’s wild card picks were a breeze! Everyone knew that the struggling Eagles would best the vaunted #1 Bears defense. That Indianapolis’ spotty D …

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Baltimore Ravens / Chicago Bears / Dallas Cowboys / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Los Angeles Chargers / Philadelphia Eagles / Playoffs / Predictions / Seattle Seahawks

Football Absurdity Experts’ 2019 NFL Wild Card Predictions

January 3, 2019January 4, 2019 - by Will Button - 1 Comment

2019 NFL Wild Card Predictions We know it’s a week late but we think the song that should kick off the NFL playoffs is ‘It’s the most wonderful time of …

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Fantasy Football 2018 / Los Angeles Rams / New York Jets / Philadelphia Eagles / Start or Sit / Tight End

Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Gerald Everett, Dallas Goedert, or Chris Herndon?

December 15, 2018December 15, 2018 - by Will Button - Leave a Comment

Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Gerald Everett, Dallas Goedert, or Chris Herndon? What can you do this late in the season other than read articles religiously and blame …

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Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2018 / Green Bay Packers / Start or Sit / Tight End / Washington Commanders

Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Jimmy Graham, Vernon Davis, or Blake Jarwin?

December 15, 2018December 15, 2018 - by Will Button - Leave a Comment

Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Jimmy Graham, Vernon Davis, or Blake Jarwin? Chances are, if you’re reading this, you’re in the thick of it. I’m not talking about …

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Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / Pittsburgh Steelers / Start or Sit / Tight End / Washington Commanders

Fantasy Football Week 14 TEs: Start or Sit Jordan Reed, Vance McDonald, or Kyle Rudolph?

December 6, 2018December 15, 2018 - by Will Button - Leave a Comment

Start or Sit Jordan Reed, Vance McDonald, or Kyle Rudolph? How often do tight ends break our hearts? The position is the proverbial Lisa Turtle to our Screech. We long …

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Chicago Bears / Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2018 / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Tight End

Fantasy Football Week 14 TEs: Start or Sit Cameron Brate, C.J. Uzomah, or Trey Burton?

December 6, 2018December 15, 2018 - by Will Button - Leave a Comment

Fantasy Football Week 14 TEs: Start or Sit Cameron Brate, C.J. Uzomah, or Trey Burton? As the 14th week of the regular season in the NFL begins, many leagues are …

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Fantasy Football 2018

Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Dak Prescott, Matthew Stafford, or Marcus Mariota?

November 29, 2018December 1, 2018 - by Will Button - Leave a Comment

Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Dak Prescott, Matthew Stafford, or Marcus Mariota? Whether they’re young and daring or old and flighty, quarterbacks are the foundation to any good …

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Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Austin Hooper, David Njoku, or Jimmy Graham?

November 28, 2018December 1, 2018 - by Will Button - Leave a Comment

Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Austin Hooper, David Njoku, or Jimmy Graham? Week 13 approaches like billowing grey clouds sweeping across the sky. Fantasy teams everywhere head into …

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Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2018 / Pittsburgh Steelers / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Tight End

Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Vance McDonald, OJ Howard, or Jeff Heuerman?

November 15, 2018December 1, 2018 - by Will Button - Leave a Comment

Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Vance McDonald, OJ Howard, or Jeff Heuerman? As week 11 approaches, the unusually flighty tight end position is starting to paint a more …

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Comedy & Satire

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Comedy / Jacksonville Jaguars / News Satire

Urban Meyer Orders Name Changes for All Jags

October 22, 2021 - by Will Button - Leave a Comment

Trying to find another of those classic out-of-the-box solutions for which he is known, Urban Meyer proclaimed that every player on his team must change their first name to have …

Jalen Hurts Looking Forward to Mentoring Eagles’ 2022 First Round QB Pick

October 15, 2021

Geno Smith WILL Be the NFL MVP

October 8, 2021October 8, 2021

Denver Broncos John Elway

Denver Broncos, Sorry For Your Loss!

October 6, 2021October 13, 2021

Jags Brass Solves Urban Meyer Issue

October 1, 2021October 1, 2021

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