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Author: Walker Kelly

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AFC South / Fantasy Football 2025 / Podcasts

Fantasy Football 2025 Preview: The AFC South AKA Jeff’s Icarus Moment

June 16, 2025June 16, 2025 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Jeff here. I tried to add a soundboard to the podcast and… it didn’t work. I had to go back and rebuild this episode as best as I could, but …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Post-Draft Mock Draft AKA “Captain’s Log”

May 27, 2025May 27, 2025 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker, Mike & Jeff (and Craig, the Rizz GOAT) take on a 2QB mock draft! Next week we start our team-by-team preview with the AFC East. So, check us out …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Podcasts

2025 Fantasy Football Post-Draft Top-Ten Quarterbacks & Running Backs AKA “Cottage Cheese Fudge”

May 12, 2025 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Jeff Krisko, Walker Kelly & Mike Valverde run down their top-ten players at quarterback and running back. Next week: wide receivers and tight ends!

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chicago bears draft room
Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Podcasts

2025 NFL Draft Tight End Preview & Round 1 Mock Draft AKA “Make Loveland Not Warren”

April 21, 2025 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko preview their top-six consensus tight ends for fantasy football purposes, review their tight end Trey Ragas Memorial Picks, and complete a one-round mock …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Podcasts

2025 NFL Draft Running Back Preview, Part 2 AKA “Effort Demon”

April 6, 2025 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly empty the notebooks, talking about consensus running backs 7 through ??? They break down: Dylan Sampson, Devin Neal, RJ Harvey, Bhayshul Tuten, Damien …

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NFL Draft 2025 / Podcasts

2025 Draft Preview: Quarterbacks AKA “ACAB (All Comps are Boutte)”

March 24, 2025 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike, Walker & Jeff touch on free agency and take a look at this extremely uninspiring class of quarterback prospects, breaking down their top six at the position, and the …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: News Roundup & 2024 NFL Draft First Round Redo AKA “Michael Joydon Daniels”

March 9, 2025 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

The usual suspects break down the recent NFL news, play a game of 21 Questions, and redo the 2024 NFL Draft!

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Free Agency 2025 / Podcasts

2025 Free Agency Wishlist, Pt 1 AKA “The Greatest Lathe Yet”

February 23, 2025 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko run through top free agents at quarterback, running back, and tight end, and dream up some primo destinations.

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Podcasts / Super Bowl

2025 Super Bowl Preview AKA “Mike Said a Kendrick Lamar Song!”

February 8, 2025 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker, Mike & Jeff return to talk The Big Game, the Superb Owl, the NFL Championship Game. We talk prop bets and put together a real wet fart of a …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Playoffs / Podcasts

2025 Wild Card Weekend Preview AKA “Colson Yankoff”

January 10, 2025 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker, Mike & Jeff discuss key matchups in the Wild Card Weekend matchups & build the first of their four one-and-done playoff lineups (63:30) ! Reminder that if you want …

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2024 Week 17 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 17 Preview & Christmas & TNF Review AKA “Jakobi Mile-Highers”

December 27, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike, Walker & Jeff review the subpar games this week and preview the remaining matchups! Starting next week, we are moving to our one-episode-per-week format. If you would like to …

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2024 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 16 Preview AKA “Buccaneers Irving” AKA “Deebo J. Moore” AKA “Barry Manilow Pressure”

December 21, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

The usual suspects look back at the Thursday Night Football AFC Tilt and look forward to Sunday & Monday’s NFL action!

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2024 Week 15 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast! Week 15 Preview AKA “A Soggy Bag of Beef”

December 14, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko start off the episode talking about a soggy football game, then preview all of week 15’s action, then finish the episode talking about …

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2024 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 14 Preview AKA “The Costco Guys Extended Universe”

December 7, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker, Mike & Jeff bring the boom while reviewing Danalytics overpowering Jared Goof on Thursday Night Football, as well as previewing the rest of week fourteen’s action!

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2024 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 13 Preview AKA “Bone In”

November 29, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko look back at the four pack of Thursday & Friday games this week, and preview all of week 13’s remaining action.

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2024 week 12 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 12 Preview AKA “Hunter Puepke”

November 23, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko race the clock as Mike & Jeff record in an “atmospheric river” and fear their power might go out at any second—braver than …

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2024 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 11 Preview AKA “An Official Overture to Joseph Lee Burrow”

November 16, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly reconvene to look for a missing Terry McLaurin, and to discuss week 11’s upcoming slate!

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2024 Week 10 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 10 Fantasy Football Preview AKA “The Storm at the Surf, Virginia -3, 45.5 O/U”

November 9, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko review the banger of a TNF game and preview the week 10 slate! No Sit Show with Krisko on Sunday because of the …

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2024 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 9 Preview AKA “Skinny JD Vance”

November 2, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko, and Walker Kelly run around the week 9 games and talk about everyone worth worrying about! Jeff checks out halfway through to Photoshop JD Vance’s head …

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Cole Kmet Chicago Bears Tight End Sleeper
2024 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Start or Sit

Starts & Sits of the Week: Tua Tagovailoa, Nick Chubb, Marvin Harrison Jr., and More!

October 26, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

My apologies for the lack of articles the past two weeks, if you listen to the podcast you’ll know that I sank to the bottom of a pond after getting …

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Tua Tagovailoa Miami Dolphins quarterback sleepers
2024 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

2024 Week 8 Preview AKA “McGroans, Now Without E. Coli!”

October 25, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko review the Return of Puka Nacua & Cooper Kupp and discuss all the games on the full week 8 slate.

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2024 Week 7 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 7 Preview AKA “Walker’s BBL Tragedy”

October 19, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko break some bad news to everyone about Walker and then talk about week seven of the NFL

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2024 Week 6 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 6 Preview AKA “I’m Feeling Like the White Jakobi Meyers”

October 12, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko look back at TNF and look forward to all of week six’s action!

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2024 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 5 Preview AKA “A Bane-Style Event”

October 5, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko get you a podcast better late than never! We discuss week five and all the really nasty nonsense going on. Did you know …

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2021 Dak Prescott Dallas Cowboys
2024 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Week 5 Starts & Sits of the Week!

October 5, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Hey everyone, welcome back to the Big Daddy Drix Start/Sit Spectacular. I decided to get an early start on bye weeks last Saturday, my apologies for the absence. Thank you …

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2024 Week 4 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 4 Preview & TNF Review AKA “Tysaesspeared””

September 27, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko break down all the Week 4 Fantasy Football-relevant players!

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Michael Pittman Indianapolis Colts
2024 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Week 3 Starts & Sits of the Week!

September 21, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Well, it was an uneven week at Big Daddy Drix Enterprises. Our sit recommendations have been sterling, but our start suggestions have been significantly less. Complicating matters is the injury …

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2024 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Fantasy Football Week 3 Preview AKA “Pre-Cut”

September 19, 2024September 19, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly preview week 3 and live react to random things happening in Jets-Patriots! Aaron Rodgers didn’t get hurt! Drake Maye played! Mike Williams almost had a …

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Najee Harris Pittsburgh Steelers
2024 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Week 2 Starts & Sits of the Week!

September 14, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to the start/sit spectacular! First, I would like to apologize to Jayden Daniels and Cooper Kupp. I shouldn’t have faded them last week, that’s my bad and I …

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2024 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Preview & BUF/MIA TNF Recap AKA “One-Hand Touch is Woke Nonsense”

September 14, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly review Bills-Dolphins and take a look forward to the full slate of week two fantasy football action! You can find the weekly review …

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Taysom Hill New Orleans Saints
2024 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2024

Fantasy Football Week 1 Starts & Sits of the Week!

September 7, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

As the cooling winds of autumn commence, so does the NFL season, and as such I have returned from a long hiatus to bring you starts and sits once again. …

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2024 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview! AKA “You Can’t Be Blocking Like That, White Baby”

September 7, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Jeff Krisko (who had all his Isaiah Likely priors confirmed), Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly preview all of week one’s action, review Thursday Night Football, and get extremely distracted by …

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Draft Prep / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 FINAL Mock Draft

August 27, 2024August 27, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Jeff Krisko, Walker Kelly & Mike Valverde revisit a concept they invented last season, called a “mock draft.” The regular season starts next week, so we are moving twice a …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 NFC Busts AKA “They/Them Hockenoffspring”

July 28, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko reconvene to discuss their busts for the NFC divisions! To hear the AFC, check out the Patreon!  

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 NFC Sleepers AKA “We Need the Content”

July 5, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Jeff Krisko, Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly run down their sleeper picks for each division in the NFC. Want the AFC? Check out our Patreon!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: “Hello, Sharks!”

June 15, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly all try to pill the other ones on players using just their statistical profiles. Jeff will never be tricked into being in on …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

2024 Fantasy Football Mock Draft 1.0 AKA “Aidanolytics”

May 24, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko complete a 2QB, PPR post-draft mock draft to get the lay of the land for 2024 leagues.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast – Post-Draft Rookie Review, Part 1 AKA “Too Quick Through the Hole”

May 14, 2024May 14, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly, and Jeff Krisko reconvene to discuss their rookie ranks from 1 through 12. If you want 13 through 24, you can check it out on our …

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chicago bears draft room
Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: The First & Only NFL Mock Draft Ever

April 22, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko develop a new idea: pretending they’re running NFL teams doing the draft. Crazy!

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Cleveland Browns Draft Day
NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 NFL Draft Wide Receiver Preview, Part 2 AKA “So Many Pigeons in that Hole”

April 17, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly and Jeff Krisko empty their notebooks on wide receivers ranked outside the top five at the position.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Wide Receiver Draft Preview, Part 1 AKA “You’re Gonna Be Mad, and It’s Good Content”

April 4, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at the top of the 2024 NFL draft-eligible wide receiver crop. They’re SO much better than the running backs, you …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Free Agency 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast – Free Agency Review, Week 1

March 19, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker, Jeff & Mike take a look at the first week of NFL free agency and look at every move that involved a fantasy-relevant position.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 124: COMBINE DAY

March 17, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

It’s the THfantaC Fantasy Analyst Combine: listen to your favorite analysts compete in a series of drills, plus some prospect talk, home invasion, and Grounded for Life discourse!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast – 2024 Free Agency Preview (AKA The Gerald Everett/Deonte Harty Sweepstakes)

March 10, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker, Mike & Jeff break down the upcoming free agency period and what it means for fantasy football.

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chicago bears draft room
NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Rookie Quarterbacks, Part 1 AKA “Usually, He Looks Normal”

February 25, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko take a look at Caleb Williams, Drake Maye, Jayden Daniels, J.J. McCarthy, Michael Penix, Bo Nix, Jordan Travis and Gavin Hardison in part …

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2024 Playoffs / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast – That’s A Wrap on 2023 (Super Bowl Review & Predictions Review)

February 18, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Chiefs-49ers Super Bowl and their preseason predictions. Tune in next week when we start talking rookie quarterbacks …

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baby andy reid chiefs
2024 Playoffs / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast 2024 Super Bowl Preview AKA “This is an Actionable Threat”

February 10, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko look forward to THE BIG GAME this weekend, with Jeff failing horribly at being a host because he doesn’t want to look directly …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast – The 2024 Absurdities!

February 4, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko reconvene to talk the AFC & NFC Championship game runner-ups, and what they need to do to take the next step in 2024. …

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Crossover Event of the Century / Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast x THfantaC Podcast: 2023-24 Season Wrap Roundtable

January 6, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Craig, Shane, Ryan, Walker Kelly, Waleed Ismail, Josh Chuboff, Evan Hoovler, and Tony. That’s a lot of people, but we managed to review the season, got Ryan to recommit to Derek …

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2023 Week 17 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Week 17 Preview! AKA “Knuck if You Buck Consensus”

December 30, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko temporarily bring back the start-sit Wednesday episodes in an OOPS ALL START & SIT edition of the week seventeen preview. for our final regular season …

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2023 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

2023 Week 16 Preview! AKA “Big & Good, Too Big & Too Wide”

December 23, 2023December 23, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

\Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 15 action, talk the stinky doodoo Saints quarterback, and talk the Bozometer of some games this week. Check out our YouTube channel every …

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2023 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football 2023 Week 16 Start or Sit: Trevor Lawrence, Mr. Unlimited, DeAndre Hopkins, & More!

December 22, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

The holidays can be a very special and also very stressful time of the year. So can the fantasy playoffs. I’m here to ease that stress for you with some …

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2023 Week 15 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Week 15 Fantasy Football Preview AKA “Don’t Go Chasing Wallerfalls”

December 15, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 15 action and talk the TNF shellacking Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on …

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Dallas Goedert Philadelphia Eagles Tight End Waiver Wire start or sit
2023 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 14 Start or Sit: Jared Goff, Alexander Mattison, Rashee Rice & More!

December 9, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Hel-looo everybody and welcome back to the Football Absurdity start/sit article. I’m your host Walker Kelly here with my co-hosts… wait, sorry. I turned into Jeff for a moment there. …

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2023 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2023 Week 14 Preview AKA “Rolling Cole at Safeways”

December 9, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 14 action & talk The Backup Bowl on Thursday Night Football and run a go route on 4th and …

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2023 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 13 Preview AKA “I Got an A in Pre-Algebra!”

December 2, 2023December 2, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 13 action & talk an actually fun Thursday Night Football game! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and …

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Cooper Kupp Los Angeles Rams
2023 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Fantasy Football Week 13 Start or Sit: Baker Mayfield, Devin Singletary, Cooper Kupp & More!

December 2, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Hey everyone! Still recognize me? I took a weekend off for the holiday (and because the plethora of weekday games left me very few options for this article), but I’m …

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2023 week 12 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 12 Preview/Thanksgiving Review AKA “More Like Threea Turnovervailoa” AKA “We Need to Find Something Better” AKA “Poop From A Colostomy Bag”

November 25, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 12 action & talk turkey and Black Friday football! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take …

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2023 week 12 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 108: “Bozometer Feat. Walker Kelly”

November 25, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony and Craig are joined by Walker Kelly from Football Absurdity to talk about year two breakouts, The Grey Cup, Point Break, and Kenny Omega!

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devonta smith philadelphia eagles
2023 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 11 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Justin Fields, Ty Chandler, DeVonta Smith & More!

November 18, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Guess what? Another intro about mental health dropping now! As I’m sure most of you know by now based on my references to it on the podcast, in articles, and …

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2023 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 11 Preview AKA “Joey Blount”

November 18, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week eleven’s action & talk about the real injury sustained on Thursday Night Football… the injury to everyone’s dang best …

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Taysom Hill New Orleans Saints
2023 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 9 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Trey McBride, Darrell Henderson, Taysom Hill & More!

November 4, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

It’s halfway through the season & it feels like it has gone by so quickly. Well, to me at least. Maybe you think it’s gone by slow as hell. You’re …

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2023 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Week 9 Fantasy Football Preview! AKA “I’m Gay I Can Say It”

November 4, 2023November 4, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko break down all of week nine’s action. Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on to Gamble …

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2023 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Week 8 Fantasy Football Preview! AKA “FUMBLES?! We’re talkin’ about FUMBLES?!”

October 28, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko break down all of week eight’s action. Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on to Gamble …

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2021 Dak Prescott Dallas Cowboys
2023 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 8 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Dak Prescott, Darrell Henderson, Javonte Williams & More!

October 28, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Alright, I’ll be honest: I’m a little worried the Lions might be fraudulent. I know, they’ve played well in every win. They have one of the best wins of the …

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2023 Week 7 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Week 7 Fantasy Football Preview! AKA “Aiden O’Connell is Ranked”

October 22, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde returns to talk week seven with Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on to Gamble Town, …

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Najee Harris Pittsburgh Steelers
2023 Week 7 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Fantasy Football Week 7 Start/Sit: Jared Goff, Najee Harris, Logan Thomas & More!

October 22, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Six teams are off this weekend, so don’t feel too bad about having to make some unsavory lineup decisions. We’re all in trouble. Enter the BYEPOCALYPSE. QB START OF THE …

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Logan Thomas Tight End Washington Football Team Start or Sit Sleeper Tight Ends Waiver Wire
2023 Week 6 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 6 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Deebo Samuel, Kyle Pitts, Geno Smith & More!

October 14, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Fantasy Twitter needs to calm down about Jahmyr Gibbs. Everyone is losing their minds and we all need to take a step back and realize we play this game for …

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2023 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 5 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Daniel Jones, Gus Edwards, Calvin Ridley & More!

October 7, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Hey everyone. My apologies for no article last week. Unfortunately, I deal with severe mental illness that occasionally renders me unable to be productive. Not to worry though, I am …

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2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 5 Preview! AKA “De’Von Raising Acains”

October 7, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Many apologies for the radio silence this week, we’ve had a rough week personally, and we appreciate everyone’s patience! Waleed Ismail returns to create the Chaos Configuration with Walker Kelly …

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Aaron Jones Green Bay Packers
2023 Week 4 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2023 Week 4 Rankings!

September 27, 2023September 27, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and preview week four Thursday Night Football’s start or sit players. After this they discuss their week four Sicko Stash players. …

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2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 3 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Justin Fields, Nico Collins & More!

September 23, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

After going 8/16 in Week 1, Week 2 treated us better with an 8/12 performance. That brings the start/sit series to 16/28 (57%) on the season. Let’s keep it rolling …

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2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 3 Preview! AKA “Mike Check, One-Two”

September 23, 2023September 23, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko talk about Thursday Night Football as well as previewing all of the week three slate! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as …

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devonta smith philadelphia eagles
2023 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Preview! AKA “Perine Per Reception”

September 16, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly and Jeff Krisko talk about Thursday Night Football as well as previewing all of the week two slate! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and …

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Dak Prescott Dallas Cowboys
2023 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 2 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Dak Prescott, Tyler Allgeier, David Njoku & More!

September 15, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Look at my starts from last week. It is so over. Now look at my sits from last week. We are so back. QB START OF THE WEEK: Dak Prescott, …

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2023 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview! AKA “YOU ARE A BAD GUY!!!”

September 9, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Apologies for getting this one late to you folks, we had some technical issues on this. Walker Kelly and Jeff Krisko talk about Thursday Night Football as well as previewing …

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2023 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 1 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Daniel Jones, Rachaad White, Gerald Everett & More!

September 8, 2023September 7, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

*nice old man voice* Hello, and welcome to Football Absurdity. You are reading the first installment of Big Daddy Drix’s 2023 Start/Sit Spectacular. We truly hope you enjoy this series! …

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2023 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts / Start or Sit

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2023 Week 1 Rankings! AKA “That’s Cright”

September 6, 2023September 7, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and preview the first game of the season with the Lions-Chiefs start or sit players. After this they debut their first …

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khalil herbert chicago bears
Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast – Week 1 Preseason Notes & Flag Plants AKA “Jordan Saddison”

August 17, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly and Jeff Krisko break down what mattered for fantasy from week one of the preseason, and review the flag plants from the ENTIRE Football Absurdity team, including the …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts / Sleepers

Football Absurdity Podcast: Early 2023 Sleepers AKA “No Butts”

July 1, 2023July 1, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko run down their 2023 fantasy football sleeper candidates for each division.

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Early 2023 Breakouts AKA “Forgot About Chig”

June 3, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Jeff Krisko & Mike Valverde run down their 2023 fantasy football breakout candidates for each division.

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast – 2023 Redraft Mock Draft 1.0 AKA “Dallas GOATed”

May 20, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde and Walker Kelly ease Jeff Krisko back into podcasting with a mock draft. We invite you to join our $3/month Patreon and gain access to every other episode of …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2023 NFL Draft Post-Mortem

May 6, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Evan Hoovler and Tony Martin step in with Mike Valverde and Walker Kelly to go over the fantasy and real-life implications of all 7 rounds of the 2023 NFL draft. …

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NFL Draft 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: One Final Mock Draft

April 26, 2023April 27, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Evan Hoovler and Tony Martin step in with Mike Valverde and Walker Kelly to do the very last possible mock draft! Let’s go, NFL Draft! We invite you to join …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Free Agency 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Free Agency Review AKA “No, He’s a Panther”

April 2, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Hey folks! Sorry for the delay on this one, we were having some technical issues, and this was recorded a week ago! A whole week! Thankfully, nothing much has changed …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Free Agency 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2023 Free Agency Preview AKA Everybody to the Jets

March 12, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly and Jeff Krisko take a look forward at free agency with some predictions and best fits for the fantasy relevant top-100 free agents, and also Kareem Hunt & …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2022 Year in Review

February 25, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Jeff returns from taking several weeks off thanks to his wife getting rear-ended and having a debilitating spine issue! Sorry, it’s not that fun or exciting. Anyway, Walker, Jeff and …

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2023 Playoffs

Football Absurdity Podcast: Championship Weekend Preview!

January 27, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker, Mike and Jeff break down the AFC & NFC Championship Games and make a DFS lineup that Fan Duel will likely deem “too powerful” and cancel the entry again.

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2023 Wild Card / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Wild Card Weekend Preview!

January 12, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look forward at this weekend’s football action and build a DFS lineup guaranteed to score at least one fantasy point. Check …

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2022 Week 17 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 17 Preview w/Roger Peydurt

December 31, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko greet a special guest, take a look back at a Thursday Night Football game that went exactly as expected, and look forward to …

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2022 Week 17 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2022 Week 17 Rankings! AKA “The Dark Knight Sinks”

December 28, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and spend the EXACT AMOUNT OF TIME NECESSARY for starts and sits for the Thursday Night Football Cowboys-Titans game, as well …

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2022 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 16 Preview! AKA Carlos Korea

December 23, 2022December 23, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, and Jeff Krisko wonder what a Chris Streveler might be, take a look forward to week 16, and Jeff tests Walker’s trivia knowledge once again. Check out our Twitch channel …

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2022 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

2022 Week 16 Rankings! Live from The Metaverse!

December 21, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do starts and sits for the Thursday Night Football Jets-Jags game, as well as the Sneaky Fart of the Week …

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2022 Week 15 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 15 Preview!

December 16, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Niners clinching the NFC West, take a look forward at week 15, and Jeff cooks up his …

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2022 Week 15 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

2022 Week 15 Rankings! AKA “Tom (Brady) From MySpace”

December 14, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a starts and sits for the Thursday Night Football 49ers-Seahawks game, as well as the Sneaky Fart of the …

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2022 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

2022 Week 14 Rankings!

December 7, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do the world’s quickest start or sit for the Thursday Night Football Raiders-Rams game, as well as the Sneaky Fart …

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2022 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 13 Preview! AKA “Bofa Deez… Running Backs”

December 2, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Patriots-Bills tilt, and then they dive into all the week 13 action! Check out our Twitch channel every Sunday …

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2022 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

2022 Week 13 Rankings! AKA The Ginger Assassin

November 30, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do an extended start or sit for the Bills-Patriots Thursday Night Football game, as well as the Sneaky Fart of …

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2022 Week 12 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 12 Preview! AKA “Tryptophantasy Football”

November 26, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Thanksgiving Day games, and then they dive into all the week 12 action! Check out our Twitch …

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2022 Week 12 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

2022 Week 12 Fantasy Football Rankings!

November 23, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do an extended start or sit for the Thanksgiving Day games as well as the Sneaky Fart of the Week …

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2022 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

2022 Week 11 Fantasy Football Rankings!

November 17, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about Walker’s Sneaky Fart of the Week and …

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2022 Week 10 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 10 Preview! AKA “Get Verified My Ass (I’ll Never Get Verified)”

November 11, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at Thursday Night Football, and then they dive into all the week ten action! Check out our Twitch channel …

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2022 Week 10 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

2022 Week 10 Fantasy Football Rankings! (blue check pending)

November 9, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about Walker’s Sneaky Fart of the Week and …

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2022 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 9 Preview! AKA “Qalib Huntley”

November 4, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at Thursday Night Football, touch briefly on the trades (Jeff & Walker went in-depth on the trades on Tuesday) …

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2022 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

2022 Week 9 Fantasy Football Rankings! (AKA “Mouse-atouille”)

November 2, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about Walker’s Sneaky Fart of the Week and …

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2022 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 8 Preview! AKA “[Giants Twitter Noises]”

October 28, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the beginning of the end for Touchdown Tom, the Kadarius Toney Trade, the Ja’Marr Chase injury, and all …

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2022 Week 7 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week & Preview! AKA “What’s PPR?”

October 21, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at a finally good Thursday Night Football game, the 49ers getting Christian McCaffrey, and they look forward at all …

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2022 Week 7 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

2022 Week 7 Fantasy Football Rankings! (AKA “Sneaky Fart of the Week”)

October 20, 2022October 20, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about four more sicko stashes of the week!

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2022 Week 6 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 6 Preview! AKA “Taysom Pilled”

October 14, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at (another) Thursday Night Football that we all wish we could forget before looking forward to the questions they …

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2022 Week 6 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

2022 Week 6 Fantasy Football Rankings!

October 12, 2022October 12, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about Jeff’s two Sicko Stashes of the Week …

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2022 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 5 Preview! AKA “A Hideous Affair”

October 7, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Thursday Night Football that we all wish we could forget before looking forward to the questions they …

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2022 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Week 5 Rankings Discussion

October 5, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about Jeff’s FOUR Sicko Stashes of the Week.

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2022 Week 4 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 4 Preview! AKA “Full Mixon or Full Chubb?”

September 30, 2022September 30, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Tua Tagovailoa incident and the rest of Thursday Night Football before looking forward to the questions they …

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2022 Week 4 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 4 Rankings and Jeff’s Sicko Stash of the Week AKA “A Nasty Little Freak Show”

September 28, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 4 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down Walker’s starts & sits for Thursday Night Football and we debut Jeff’s Sicko …

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2022 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 3 Preview!

September 23, 2022September 27, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the CLE-PIT tilt before looking forward to the questions they have for the Sunday & Monday games this …

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2022 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 3 Rankings!

September 21, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 3 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down Walker’s starts & sits for Thursday Night Football. Check out our Twitch channel every Sunday …

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2022 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Preview!

September 16, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the KC-LAC tilt before looking forward to the questions they have for the Sunday & Monday games this …

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2022 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Rankings!

September 14, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 2 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down Walker’s starts & sits for Thursday Night Football. Check out our Twitch channel every Sunday …

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2022 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview!

September 9, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the BUF-LAR tilt before looking forward to the questions they have for the Sunday & Monday games this …

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2022 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Start or Sit

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Rankings!

September 7, 2022September 7, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 1 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down Walker’s starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as the …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast – Final Sleepers & Busts with Kev Mahserejian

August 31, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike is on vacation so Kev Mahserejian of Rotoballer and The Operating Room podcast join Jeff & Walker to talk sleepers and busts in drafts. ================================ Draft kit is live!  …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Tweeple’s Court

August 25, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko solve Twitter’s greatest fantasy football dilemmas. Draft kit is live!  It is 171 player profiles and breakdowns of every team from a fantasy …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast – AFC & NFC East Previews Presented by Jamaal Williams’s Voice Cracking

August 10, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko take a look at the first week of training camp and finish their look around the divisions with their final divisional preview. Draft …

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AFC West / NFC West / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast – AFC & NFC West Previews & Motivation and the NFL W/J.J. Birden!

July 28, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly, and Jeff Krisko take a look at the AFC & NFC West & their fantasy football outlooks. In the second half (2:50:00), Jeff and Mike talk …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Kicker / Podcasts / Tight End / Wide Receiver

Football Absurdity Podcast – WR/TE/PK Sleeper, Breakout, and Bust AKA “A 6’8″ Half-Cooked Ham”

July 13, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly, and Jeff Krisko take a look at their sleeper, breakout, and bust candidates at wide receiver, tight end, and… kicker! If you want to hear about …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast – Rookie Wide Receivers & Running Backs with Kent Lee Platte

June 20, 2022June 20, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Kent Lee Platte, AKA @MathBomb, joins Walker, Jeff and Mike to discuss the prospects of some rookie running backs and wide receivers. You can find Kent’s RAS scores at ras.football …

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Football Absurdity Podcast – Quarterbacks Chat with J.T. O’Sullivan

May 20, 2022May 20, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

The QB School’s J.T. O’Sullivan joins the crew to discuss his time in the NFL, NFL Europe & CFL, his pivoting to coaching the coaches, and his QB School program, …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / NFL Draft 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Post-Draft News Dump Roundup AKA “The Doodoo Pick”

May 5, 2022May 5, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at fantasy-relevant players taken in rounds three through seven from the 2022 NFL Draft, the DeAndre Hopkins suspension, and We …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Rookie RBs with C.H. Herms aka “Ooh Baby I Like it Raw”

April 21, 2022April 21, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko are joined by C.H. Herms, formerly of Football Absurdity (ever heard of it?) and currently of The Lateral: A Sideways Look at Fantasy …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / NFL Draft 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Rookie WRs with Patrick Mayhorn aka “Between a Terrorist and Tim Wakefield”

April 7, 2022April 7, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko are joined by Patrick Mayhorn of The Buckeye Sports Bulletin, The Outside Zone, and Flipping the Field, to take a look at the …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2022, More Like 2020-Tua? (Free Agency Review Pt 2)

March 28, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at eighteen pending free agents and their likely destinations! Then they play the inaugural game of Eat or Yeet! We …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Mike Was Right About Adam Schefter (Free Agency Preview)

March 12, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at eighteen pending free agents and their likely destinations! Then they play the inaugural game of Eat or Yeet! We …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2022 Rookie Chat!

March 3, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at eight rookies to start dipping their toes into the water of 2022 rookie mania by talking Malik Willis, Desmond …

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2022 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2022 S*per B*wl & Impromptu Rookie Chat AKA “Ben Skowronek the Chronic”

February 10, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at THE BIG GAME and have some impromptu rookie chat We will be back in the Patreon feed next week! You can …

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2022 Playoffs / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2022 Divisional Round Review & Championship Round Preview

January 27, 2022January 27, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

The boys take a look back at the Divisional Round games while looking forward at the Championship Round games and honor a guy they all hate by putting him squarely …

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2022 Playoffs / 2022 Wild Card / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2022 Wild Card Weekend Preview/Ben Roethlisberger Retirement Party

January 14, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

The boys take a look ahead at the Wild Card Weekend’s games and honor a guy they all hate by ignoring the fact that this is probably his last game …

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Fantasy Football 2021 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast – The 2021 Fantasy Football Season Absurdities Awards!

January 7, 2022January 7, 2022 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Jeff Krisko, Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly dole out some awards for the 2021 Fantasy Football season in the first full episode of 2022! We will be back in the Patreon feed …

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2021 Week 17 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast Week 17 Preview! AKA The Elotecast

December 31, 2021 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Jeff Krisko, Mike Valverde, and Walker Kelly (Big Daddy Ranx) take a look forward at week seventeen’s games, Walker makes a stunning confession, and Jeff nearly quits the podcast. We …

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2021 Week 17 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: The Edge of (Week) Seventeen Rankings!

December 30, 2021December 30, 2021 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

The NFL schedule finally provided us with the opportunity to breathe for a second to review Walker Kelly’s Week Seventeen Rankings. There are some real doozies in there; some absolute …

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2021 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast Week 16 Preview!

December 24, 2021 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Jeff Krisko, Mike Valverde, and Walker Kelly (Big Daddy Ranx) take a look forward at week sixteen’s games. We will be back in the Patreon feed on Tuesday to discuss week sixteen’s …

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2021 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 14 Preview! AKA “Waleed, Meet Me in Big Rapids”

December 10, 2021 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Jeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 14’s games and recap the second-straight Thursday Night Football Chaos Game!   We will be back in the Patreon feed …

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2021 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Podcasts / Start or Sit

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 14 Rankings!

December 8, 2021 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 14 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …

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2021 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Podcasts / Start or Sit

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 13 Rankings!

December 2, 2021 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 13 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …

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2021 Week 12 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 12 Preview AKA “Man I Like for Fantasy (M.I.L.F.)”

November 26, 2021November 26, 2021 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Jeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 12’s games and recap the Thanksgiving games!   We will be back in the Patreon feed on Tuesday for our …

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2021 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 11 Preview AKA “You Can’t Say [Edit Noise]?”

November 20, 2021November 20, 2021 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Jeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 11’s games and figure out if anybody on Thursday Night Football matters for fantasy football   We will …

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2021 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 11 Rankings!

November 18, 2021 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 11 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …

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2021 Week 10 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 10 Preview AKA “Perhaps you Recognize Me, It’s Your Favorite Podcast”

November 12, 2021 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Jeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 10’s games and figure out what exactly went wrong on Thursday Night Football.   We will be back …

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2021 Week 10 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 10 Rankings!

November 11, 2021 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 10 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …

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2021 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 9 Preview AKA “The Cancel Culture Casket”

November 5, 2021 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Jeff and Walker take a look forward at week 9’s games and a figure out what exactly is going wrong with Zach Wilson in New York.   We will be …

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2021 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 9 Rankings!

November 4, 2021November 4, 2021 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 9 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …

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2021 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 8 Preview & TNF Review AKA Everybody (Jalen) Hurts

October 29, 2021 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

The boys take a look forward at week 8’s games and a look back at a not-at-all frustrating Thursday Night Football before screaming at each other about Jalen Hurts!   …

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2021 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 8 Rankings

October 28, 2021October 28, 2021 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 8 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …

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2021 Week 7 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 7 Rankings

October 20, 2021 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 7 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season. Click here to join our Discord. You can find our Beersheets merchandise here. Please subscribe on Stitcher, iHeartRadio, …

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2021 Week 3 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 3 Preview & TNF Review! WARNING: MAY CONTAIN VICTORY LAPS

September 24, 2021September 26, 2021 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Walker, Mike and Jeff preview week three of the NFL season and review Carolina versus Houston on Thursday Night Preview.   We will be back in the Patreon feed on Tuesday for …

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How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

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