Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 5 Preview AKA “A Bane-Style Event”
Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko get you a podcast better late than never! We discuss week five and all the really nasty nonsense going on. Did you know …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko get you a podcast better late than never! We discuss week five and all the really nasty nonsense going on. Did you know …
Read MoreHey everyone, welcome back to the Big Daddy Drix Start/Sit Spectacular. I decided to get an early start on bye weeks last Saturday, my apologies for the absence. Thank you …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko break down all the Week 4 Fantasy Football-relevant players!
Read MoreWell, it was an uneven week at Big Daddy Drix Enterprises. Our sit recommendations have been sterling, but our start suggestions have been significantly less. Complicating matters is the injury …
Read MoreJeff Krisko & Walker Kelly preview week 3 and live react to random things happening in Jets-Patriots! Aaron Rodgers didn’t get hurt! Drake Maye played! Mike Williams almost had a …
Read MoreWelcome back to the start/sit spectacular! First, I would like to apologize to Jayden Daniels and Cooper Kupp. I shouldn’t have faded them last week, that’s my bad and I …
Read MoreMike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly review Bills-Dolphins and take a look forward to the full slate of week two fantasy football action! You can find the weekly review …
Read MoreAs the cooling winds of autumn commence, so does the NFL season, and as such I have returned from a long hiatus to bring you starts and sits once again. …
Read MoreJeff Krisko (who had all his Isaiah Likely priors confirmed), Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly preview all of week one’s action, review Thursday Night Football, and get extremely distracted by …
Read MoreJeff Krisko, Walker Kelly & Mike Valverde revisit a concept they invented last season, called a “mock draft.” The regular season starts next week, so we are moving twice a …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko reconvene to discuss their busts for the NFC divisions! To hear the AFC, check out the Patreon!
Read MoreJeff Krisko, Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly run down their sleeper picks for each division in the NFC. Want the AFC? Check out our Patreon!
Read MoreMike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly all try to pill the other ones on players using just their statistical profiles. Jeff will never be tricked into being in on …
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko complete a 2QB, PPR post-draft mock draft to get the lay of the land for 2024 leagues.
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly, and Jeff Krisko reconvene to discuss their rookie ranks from 1 through 12. If you want 13 through 24, you can check it out on our …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko develop a new idea: pretending they’re running NFL teams doing the draft. Crazy!
Read MoreWalker Kelly and Jeff Krisko empty their notebooks on wide receivers ranked outside the top five at the position.
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at the top of the 2024 NFL draft-eligible wide receiver crop. They’re SO much better than the running backs, you …
Read MoreWalker, Jeff & Mike take a look at the first week of NFL free agency and look at every move that involved a fantasy-relevant position.
Read MoreIt’s the THfantaC Fantasy Analyst Combine: listen to your favorite analysts compete in a series of drills, plus some prospect talk, home invasion, and Grounded for Life discourse!
Read MoreWalker, Mike & Jeff break down the upcoming free agency period and what it means for fantasy football.
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko take a look at Caleb Williams, Drake Maye, Jayden Daniels, J.J. McCarthy, Michael Penix, Bo Nix, Jordan Travis and Gavin Hardison in part …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Chiefs-49ers Super Bowl and their preseason predictions. Tune in next week when we start talking rookie quarterbacks …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko look forward to THE BIG GAME this weekend, with Jeff failing horribly at being a host because he doesn’t want to look directly …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko reconvene to talk the AFC & NFC Championship game runner-ups, and what they need to do to take the next step in 2024. …
Read MoreCraig, Shane, Ryan, Walker Kelly, Waleed Ismail, Josh Chuboff, Evan Hoovler, and Tony. That’s a lot of people, but we managed to review the season, got Ryan to recommit to Derek …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko temporarily bring back the start-sit Wednesday episodes in an OOPS ALL START & SIT edition of the week seventeen preview. for our final regular season …
Read More\Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 15 action, talk the stinky doodoo Saints quarterback, and talk the Bozometer of some games this week. Check out our YouTube channel every …
Read MoreThe holidays can be a very special and also very stressful time of the year. So can the fantasy playoffs. I’m here to ease that stress for you with some …
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 15 action and talk the TNF shellacking Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on …
Read MoreHel-looo everybody and welcome back to the Football Absurdity start/sit article. I’m your host Walker Kelly here with my co-hosts… wait, sorry. I turned into Jeff for a moment there. …
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 14 action & talk The Backup Bowl on Thursday Night Football and run a go route on 4th and …
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 13 action & talk an actually fun Thursday Night Football game! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and …
Read MoreHey everyone! Still recognize me? I took a weekend off for the holiday (and because the plethora of weekday games left me very few options for this article), but I’m …
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 12 action & talk turkey and Black Friday football! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take …
Read MoreShane, Ryan, Tony and Craig are joined by Walker Kelly from Football Absurdity to talk about year two breakouts, The Grey Cup, Point Break, and Kenny Omega!
Read MoreGuess what? Another intro about mental health dropping now! As I’m sure most of you know by now based on my references to it on the podcast, in articles, and …
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week eleven’s action & talk about the real injury sustained on Thursday Night Football… the injury to everyone’s dang best …
Read MoreIt’s halfway through the season & it feels like it has gone by so quickly. Well, to me at least. Maybe you think it’s gone by slow as hell. You’re …
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko break down all of week nine’s action. Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on to Gamble …
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko break down all of week eight’s action. Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on to Gamble …
Read MoreAlright, I’ll be honest: I’m a little worried the Lions might be fraudulent. I know, they’ve played well in every win. They have one of the best wins of the …
Read MoreMike Valverde returns to talk week seven with Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on to Gamble Town, …
Read MoreSix teams are off this weekend, so don’t feel too bad about having to make some unsavory lineup decisions. We’re all in trouble. Enter the BYEPOCALYPSE. QB START OF THE …
Read MoreFantasy Twitter needs to calm down about Jahmyr Gibbs. Everyone is losing their minds and we all need to take a step back and realize we play this game for …
Read MoreHey everyone. My apologies for no article last week. Unfortunately, I deal with severe mental illness that occasionally renders me unable to be productive. Not to worry though, I am …
Read MoreMany apologies for the radio silence this week, we’ve had a rough week personally, and we appreciate everyone’s patience! Waleed Ismail returns to create the Chaos Configuration with Walker Kelly …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and preview week four Thursday Night Football’s start or sit players. After this they discuss their week four Sicko Stash players. …
Read MoreAfter going 8/16 in Week 1, Week 2 treated us better with an 8/12 performance. That brings the start/sit series to 16/28 (57%) on the season. Let’s keep it rolling …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko talk about Thursday Night Football as well as previewing all of the week three slate! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as …
Read MoreWalker Kelly and Jeff Krisko talk about Thursday Night Football as well as previewing all of the week two slate! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and …
Read MoreLook at my starts from last week. It is so over. Now look at my sits from last week. We are so back. QB START OF THE WEEK: Dak Prescott, …
Read MoreApologies for getting this one late to you folks, we had some technical issues on this. Walker Kelly and Jeff Krisko talk about Thursday Night Football as well as previewing …
Read More*nice old man voice* Hello, and welcome to Football Absurdity. You are reading the first installment of Big Daddy Drix’s 2023 Start/Sit Spectacular. We truly hope you enjoy this series! …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and preview the first game of the season with the Lions-Chiefs start or sit players. After this they debut their first …
Read MoreWalker Kelly and Jeff Krisko break down what mattered for fantasy from week one of the preseason, and review the flag plants from the ENTIRE Football Absurdity team, including the …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko run down their 2023 fantasy football sleeper candidates for each division.
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Jeff Krisko & Mike Valverde run down their 2023 fantasy football breakout candidates for each division.
Read MoreMike Valverde and Walker Kelly ease Jeff Krisko back into podcasting with a mock draft. We invite you to join our $3/month Patreon and gain access to every other episode of …
Read MoreEvan Hoovler and Tony Martin step in with Mike Valverde and Walker Kelly to go over the fantasy and real-life implications of all 7 rounds of the 2023 NFL draft. …
Read MoreEvan Hoovler and Tony Martin step in with Mike Valverde and Walker Kelly to do the very last possible mock draft! Let’s go, NFL Draft! We invite you to join …
Read MoreHey folks! Sorry for the delay on this one, we were having some technical issues, and this was recorded a week ago! A whole week! Thankfully, nothing much has changed …
Read MoreWalker Kelly and Jeff Krisko take a look forward at free agency with some predictions and best fits for the fantasy relevant top-100 free agents, and also Kareem Hunt & …
Read MoreJeff returns from taking several weeks off thanks to his wife getting rear-ended and having a debilitating spine issue! Sorry, it’s not that fun or exciting. Anyway, Walker, Jeff and …
Read MoreWalker, Mike and Jeff break down the AFC & NFC Championship Games and make a DFS lineup that Fan Duel will likely deem “too powerful” and cancel the entry again.
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look forward at this weekend’s football action and build a DFS lineup guaranteed to score at least one fantasy point. Check …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko greet a special guest, take a look back at a Thursday Night Football game that went exactly as expected, and look forward to …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and spend the EXACT AMOUNT OF TIME NECESSARY for starts and sits for the Thursday Night Football Cowboys-Titans game, as well …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, and Jeff Krisko wonder what a Chris Streveler might be, take a look forward to week 16, and Jeff tests Walker’s trivia knowledge once again. Check out our Twitch channel …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do starts and sits for the Thursday Night Football Jets-Jags game, as well as the Sneaky Fart of the Week …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Niners clinching the NFC West, take a look forward at week 15, and Jeff cooks up his …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a starts and sits for the Thursday Night Football 49ers-Seahawks game, as well as the Sneaky Fart of the …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do the world’s quickest start or sit for the Thursday Night Football Raiders-Rams game, as well as the Sneaky Fart …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Patriots-Bills tilt, and then they dive into all the week 13 action! Check out our Twitch channel every Sunday …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do an extended start or sit for the Bills-Patriots Thursday Night Football game, as well as the Sneaky Fart of …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Thanksgiving Day games, and then they dive into all the week 12 action! Check out our Twitch …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do an extended start or sit for the Thanksgiving Day games as well as the Sneaky Fart of the Week …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about Walker’s Sneaky Fart of the Week and …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at Thursday Night Football, and then they dive into all the week ten action! Check out our Twitch channel …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about Walker’s Sneaky Fart of the Week and …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at Thursday Night Football, touch briefly on the trades (Jeff & Walker went in-depth on the trades on Tuesday) …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about Walker’s Sneaky Fart of the Week and …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the beginning of the end for Touchdown Tom, the Kadarius Toney Trade, the Ja’Marr Chase injury, and all …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at a finally good Thursday Night Football game, the 49ers getting Christian McCaffrey, and they look forward at all …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about four more sicko stashes of the week!
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at (another) Thursday Night Football that we all wish we could forget before looking forward to the questions they …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about Jeff’s two Sicko Stashes of the Week …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Thursday Night Football that we all wish we could forget before looking forward to the questions they …
Read MoreWalker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about Jeff’s FOUR Sicko Stashes of the Week.
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Tua Tagovailoa incident and the rest of Thursday Night Football before looking forward to the questions they …
Read MoreWalker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 4 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down Walker’s starts & sits for Thursday Night Football and we debut Jeff’s Sicko …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the CLE-PIT tilt before looking forward to the questions they have for the Sunday & Monday games this …
Read MoreWalker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 3 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down Walker’s starts & sits for Thursday Night Football. Check out our Twitch channel every Sunday …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the KC-LAC tilt before looking forward to the questions they have for the Sunday & Monday games this …
Read MoreWalker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 2 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down Walker’s starts & sits for Thursday Night Football. Check out our Twitch channel every Sunday …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the BUF-LAR tilt before looking forward to the questions they have for the Sunday & Monday games this …
Read MoreWalker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 1 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down Walker’s starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as the …
Read MoreMike is on vacation so Kev Mahserejian of Rotoballer and The Operating Room podcast join Jeff & Walker to talk sleepers and busts in drafts. ================================ Draft kit is live! …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko solve Twitter’s greatest fantasy football dilemmas. Draft kit is live! It is 171 player profiles and breakdowns of every team from a fantasy …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko take a look at the first week of training camp and finish their look around the divisions with their final divisional preview. Draft …
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly, and Jeff Krisko take a look at the AFC & NFC West & their fantasy football outlooks. In the second half (2:50:00), Jeff and Mike talk …
Read MoreMike Valverde, Walker Kelly, and Jeff Krisko take a look at their sleeper, breakout, and bust candidates at wide receiver, tight end, and… kicker! If you want to hear about …
Read MoreKent Lee Platte, AKA @MathBomb, joins Walker, Jeff and Mike to discuss the prospects of some rookie running backs and wide receivers. You can find Kent’s RAS scores at ras.football …
Read MoreThe QB School’s J.T. O’Sullivan joins the crew to discuss his time in the NFL, NFL Europe & CFL, his pivoting to coaching the coaches, and his QB School program, …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at fantasy-relevant players taken in rounds three through seven from the 2022 NFL Draft, the DeAndre Hopkins suspension, and We …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko are joined by C.H. Herms, formerly of Football Absurdity (ever heard of it?) and currently of The Lateral: A Sideways Look at Fantasy …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko are joined by Patrick Mayhorn of The Buckeye Sports Bulletin, The Outside Zone, and Flipping the Field, to take a look at the …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at eighteen pending free agents and their likely destinations! Then they play the inaugural game of Eat or Yeet! We …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at eighteen pending free agents and their likely destinations! Then they play the inaugural game of Eat or Yeet! We …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at eight rookies to start dipping their toes into the water of 2022 rookie mania by talking Malik Willis, Desmond …
Read MoreWalker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at THE BIG GAME and have some impromptu rookie chat We will be back in the Patreon feed next week! You can …
Read MoreThe boys take a look back at the Divisional Round games while looking forward at the Championship Round games and honor a guy they all hate by putting him squarely …
Read MoreThe boys take a look ahead at the Wild Card Weekend’s games and honor a guy they all hate by ignoring the fact that this is probably his last game …
Read MoreJeff Krisko, Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly dole out some awards for the 2021 Fantasy Football season in the first full episode of 2022! We will be back in the Patreon feed …
Read MoreJeff Krisko, Mike Valverde, and Walker Kelly (Big Daddy Ranx) take a look forward at week seventeen’s games, Walker makes a stunning confession, and Jeff nearly quits the podcast. We …
Read MoreThe NFL schedule finally provided us with the opportunity to breathe for a second to review Walker Kelly’s Week Seventeen Rankings. There are some real doozies in there; some absolute …
Read MoreJeff Krisko, Mike Valverde, and Walker Kelly (Big Daddy Ranx) take a look forward at week sixteen’s games. We will be back in the Patreon feed on Tuesday to discuss week sixteen’s …
Read MoreJeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 14’s games and recap the second-straight Thursday Night Football Chaos Game! We will be back in the Patreon feed …
Read MoreWalker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 14 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
Read MoreWalker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 13 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
Read MoreJeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 12’s games and recap the Thanksgiving games! We will be back in the Patreon feed on Tuesday for our …
Read MoreJeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 11’s games and figure out if anybody on Thursday Night Football matters for fantasy football We will …
Read MoreWalker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 11 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
Read MoreJeff, Mike, and Big Daddy Ranx take a look forward at week 10’s games and figure out what exactly went wrong on Thursday Night Football. We will be back …
Read MoreWalker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 10 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
Read MoreJeff and Walker take a look forward at week 9’s games and a figure out what exactly is going wrong with Zach Wilson in New York. We will be …
Read MoreWalker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 9 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
Read MoreThe boys take a look forward at week 8’s games and a look back at a not-at-all frustrating Thursday Night Football before screaming at each other about Jalen Hurts! …
Read MoreWalker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 8 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season and break down his starts & sits for Thursday Night Football, as well as his …
Read MoreWalker and Jeff review some of Walker’s Week 7 Rankings for the 2021 NFL season. Click here to join our Discord. You can find our Beersheets merchandise here. Please subscribe on Stitcher, iHeartRadio, …
Read MoreWalker, Mike and Jeff preview week three of the NFL season and review Carolina versus Houston on Thursday Night Preview. We will be back in the Patreon feed on Tuesday for …
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