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2018 Disaster Draft: The New England Patriots (2/22/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Minnesota Vikings (2/20/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Miami Dolphins (2/15/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Los Angeles Rams (2/14/2018)
Hot Takes from Crazy People: Stupid Super Bowl Comments Edition (2/9/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The San Diego Chargers (2/9/2018)
Fantasy Football: Far Too Early Quarterback Busts (2/9/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Kansas City Chiefs (2/8/2018)
Fantasy Football: Far Too Early Quarterback Sleepers (2/7/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Jacksonville Jaguars (2/7/2018)
LAS VEGAS HAS LOST ITS DANG MIND (2/6/2018)
Fantasy Football: 2018 Post-Super Bowl Quarterback Rankings (2/6/2018)
Fascinating Facts about Super Bowl LII, Part 2 (2/5/2018)
2018 NFL Super Bowl Predictions (2/4/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Indianapolis Colts (2/3/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Houston Texans (1/31/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Green Bay Packers (1/28/2018)
Fascinating Facts about Super Bowl LII – Part 1 (1/25/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Detroit Lions (1/25/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Denver Broncos (1/23/2018)
2018 NFL Championship Round Predictions (1/21/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Dallas Cowboys (1/18/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Cleveland Browns (1/17/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Cincinnati Bengals (1/16/2018)
5 Fascinating Facts about the AFC and NFC Championship Games (1/15/2018)
2018 NFL Divisional Round Predictions (1/13/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Chicago Bears (1/13/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Carolina Panthers (1/10/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Buffalo Bills (1/8/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Baltimore Ravens (1/5/2018)
2018 NFL Wild Card Predictions (1/5/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Atlanta Falcons (1/3/2018)
Football Funhouse 2018 Playoff Predictions (1/2/2018)
9 Fascinating Facts about the 2018 NFL Playoffs (1/2/2018)
Black Monday Recap — I’ve Made A Huge Mistake (1/2/2018)
2018 Disaster Draft: The Arizona Cardinals (1/2/2018)
Introducing… The 2018 NFL Disaster Draft (1/1/2018)
Los Angeles Chargers Fans: the NFL’s Least Annoying Football Fans (12/29/2017)
Hot Takes from Crazy People: Eagles-Rams Was Just Like the Last Jedi (12/29/2017)
James Harrison Is The Embodiment Of The Patriot Way (12/28/2017)
Hot NFL Takes from Crazy People: Gronk Plays Fair (12/22/2017)
Week 16 Injury Report (12/20/2017)
Week Sixteen Defense Fantasy Football – Stream Of A Better Tomorrow (12/20/2017)
Fantasy Football Week Sixteen Waiver Wire – All In, Baby (12/19/2017)
Week Sixteen NFL Power Rankings – Sky Blue, Water Wet, Pats the Best (12/19/2017)
The Six Most Fascinating Facts about the NFL Week 15 (12/18/2017)
NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People: Females Are Empowered in the Workplace… Who Is the Victim, Here? (12/15/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week 15 Wide Receiver Sleepers – In Bort We Trust (12/15/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jordy Nelson in Week Fifteen? (12/15/2017)
Thursday Night Farceball: Denver Broncos at Indianapolis Colts (12/14/2017)
NFL Football Quiz: December 2017 (12/14/2017)
Week Fifteen Defense Fantasy Football – When All Your Streams Have Died (12/14/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Running Back Sleepers – CMike Davis? (12/14/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jay Ajayi in Week Fifteen? (12/14/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Quarterback Sleepers – Daredevils (12/14/2017)
Fantasy Football: Making the Case to Start Keenum in Week Fifteen (12/14/2017)
Week 15 Injury Report: None of These Football Guys Are Better than Mike Davis (12/13/2017)
Question 10 (12/13/2017)
Question 9 (12/13/2017)
Question 8 (12/13/2017)
Question 7 (12/13/2017)
Question 6 (12/13/2017)
Question 5 (12/13/2017)
Question 4 (12/13/2017)
Question 3 (12/13/2017)
Question 2 (12/13/2017)
Question 1 (12/13/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Mike Davis Overrated? (12/13/2017)
NFL Power Rankings, Week 15 – Terrible Rankings (12/12/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Waiver Wire Tight End (12/12/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Waiver Wire Wide Receiver (12/12/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Waiver Wire Running Back (12/12/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Waiver Wire Quarterback (12/12/2017)
The 8 Most Fascinating Facts about the NFL Week 14 (12/11/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Sterling Shepard in Week Fourteen? (12/9/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Tight End Sleepers – SJ Warriors (12/8/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Running Back Sleepers – Riddickulous (12/8/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Wide Receiver Sleepers – Gold Rush! (12/8/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Quarterback Sleepers – Truly, Madly, Deeply (12/8/2017)
Thursday Night Farceball: New Orleans Saints at Atlanta Falcons (12/7/2017)
These 5 Most Common Players on Playoff Teams Will Make You Question Your Decision to Make Fantasy Football Your Religioni (12/7/2017)
Week Fourteen Defense Fantasy Football – When All Your Streams Have Died (12/7/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Samaje Perine in Week Fourteen? (12/7/2017)
Injury Column for NFL’s 14th Block of Action (12/6/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jimmy Garoppolo in Week Fourteen? (12/6/2017)
Week 14 FAAB: A FAAB Mom’s Christmas (12/5/2017)
Week 14 Power Rankings: Cleveland Browns Most Powerful Entity in Universe (12/5/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Waiver Wire Tight End (12/5/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Waiver Wire Wide Receiver (12/5/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Waiver Wire Running Back (12/5/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Waiver Wire Quarterback (12/5/2017)
The Five Most Absurd Mistakes of Week 13 (12/4/2017)
The Nine Most Fascinating Facts about the NFL Week 13 (12/4/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Tight End Sleepers – Seals-Jones of Approval (12/2/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Tyler Kroft in Week Thirteen? (12/2/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jared Cook in Week Thirteen? (12/2/2017)
NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People: Browns Is the New Blacks (12/1/2017)
2017 Goon Fish Bowl Final Standings (12/1/2017)
Fantasy Football: Sit or Start Josh Gordon in Week Thirteen? (12/1/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Running Back Sleepers – Part Time Players (12/1/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jay Ajayi in Week Thirteen? (12/1/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jordan Howard in Week Thirteen? (12/1/2017)
Thursday Night Farceball: Washington at Dallas Cowboys (11/30/2017)
Week 13 NFL Injury Report – What’s Brown-and-Yellow-and-Bigoted-All-over? (11/30/2017)
Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Marcus Mariota over Josh McCown? (11/30/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Wide Receiver Sleepers – The Leftovers (11/30/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Martavis Bryant in Week Thirteen? (11/30/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Cooper Kupp in Week Thirteen? (11/30/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Quarterback Sleepers – Crunch Time! (11/29/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Matthew Stafford in Week Thirteen? (11/29/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Josh McCown in Week Thirteen? (11/29/2017)
Week Thirteen Defense Fantasy Football – The Stream Of The Crop (11/29/2017)
You Be the Commish – Is Unintentional Roster Churning Illegal? (11/29/2017)
My Big Fat FAABulous Life – Week 13 FAAB Advice (11/28/2017)
NFL Power Rankings, Week Thirteen – Triskaidekaphillyia (11/28/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Waiver Wire Tight End (11/28/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Waiver Wire Wide Receiver (11/28/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Waiver Wire Running Back (11/28/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Waiver Wire Quarterback (11/28/2017)
The Four Most Absurd NFL Mistakes from Week 12 (11/27/2017)
The Seven Most Fascinating Facts about the NFL Week 12 (11/27/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Tight End Sleepers – Stream Vertightend der Kroftwerk (11/26/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Charles Clay in Week Twelve? (11/26/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Tyler Kroft in Week Twelve? (11/26/2017)
NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People: Why Do IDIOTS Think There’s So Much Hatred? (11/24/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Running Back Sleepers – Black Friday Sale! (11/24/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Frank Gore in Week Twelve? (11/24/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Kareem Hunt in Week Twelve? (11/24/2017)
Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Drew Brees Or Sit Drew Brees? (11/24/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Sleeper Wide Receivers – Sides Get Off the Sidelines (11/23/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jordy Nelson in Week Twelve? (11/23/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Kenny Stills in Week Twelve? (11/23/2017)
NFL Week 12 Injury Report, by Your Older Brother (11/22/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Quarterback Sleepers – Time to Give Thanks (11/22/2017)
You Be the Commish: Can Someone Commit Fantasy Football Collusion by Themselves? (11/22/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Drew Brees in Week Twelve? (11/22/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Marcus Mariota in Week Twelve? (11/22/2017)
Week Twelve Defense Fantasy Football – What Streams May Come (11/22/2017)
FAAB and the Furious: Week 12 FAAB Advice (11/21/2017)
NFL Power Rankings, Week Twelve – Rock, Flag, and Eagle (11/21/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Tight End (11/21/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Wide Receiver (11/21/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Running Back (11/21/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Quarterback (11/21/2017)
The Most Absurd Mistakes of Week 11 in the NFL (11/20/2017)
The 8 Most Fascinating Facts about the NFL Week 11 (11/20/2017)
Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Marcedes Lewis over Tyler Kroft? (11/19/2017)
Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Latavius Murray over a Patriots Running Back? (11/19/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Tight End Sleepers – Feed Fiedorowicz (11/18/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Eric Ebron in Week Eleven? (11/18/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Tyler Kroft in Week Eleven? (11/18/2017)
NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People: Jameis Winston’s Reach-Around (11/17/2017)
Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Amari Cooper over Sterling Shepard? (11/17/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Running Back Sleepers – The Times They Are A Changin’ (11/17/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Adrian Peterson in Week Eleven? (11/17/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Rex Burkhead, Dion Lewis or James White in Week Eleven? (11/17/2017)
Thursday Night Farceball: Tennessee Titans at Pittsburgh Steelers (11/16/2017)
6 Hilariously Evil Stunts Pulled by NFL Owners and CEOs (11/16/2017)
Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Ryan Fitzpatrick over Derek Carr? (11/16/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Wide Receiver Sleepers: Inman, Stills, Nash & Young. (11/16/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Keenan Allen in Week Eleven? (11/16/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Sterling Shepard in Week Eleven? (11/16/2017)
Week 11 Injury Report by Tyrod Taylor’s Bloated Angst (11/15/2017)
You Be the Commish: How Do You Deal with Teams that Aren’t Starting a Full Lineup? (11/15/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Quarterback Sleepers – The Bort Report (11/15/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Matt Ryan in Week Eleven? (11/15/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Derek Carr in Week Eleven? (11/15/2017)
Week Eleven Defense Fantasy Football – Man Of My Streams (11/15/2017)
FAAB Week 11: Just the FAAB’s, Ma’am (11/14/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Tight End (11/14/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Wide Receiver (11/14/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Running Back (11/14/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Quarterback (11/14/2017)
NFL Power Rankings, Week Eleven – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (11/14/2017)
The Five Most Absurd Week 10 Mistakes (11/13/2017)
Eight Fascinating Facts about Week 10 (11/13/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jack Doyle in Week Ten? (11/11/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Eric Ebron in Week Ten? (11/11/2017)
Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Tarik Cohen over Carlos Hyde? (11/11/2017)
NFL Mid-Season Review: NFC West (11/11/2017)
NFL Mid-Season Review: AFC West (11/11/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Ten Tight End Sleepers – No, the other O.J. (11/11/2017)
Hot Takes from Crazy People: Josh Gordon’s Agent Values Him as a Person (11/10/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Ten Wide Receiver Sleepers – Detention Centers (11/10/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Keenan Allen in Week Ten? (11/10/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Robby Anderson in Week Ten? (11/10/2017)
Thursday Night Farceball: Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals (11/9/2017)
Quiz: Worst Moments in Fantasy Football History (11/9/2017)
NFL Mid-Season Review: AFC South (11/9/2017)
NFL Mid-Season Review: NFC South (11/9/2017)
Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Josh McCown over Eli Manning (11/9/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Ten Running Back Sleepers, Part 27 – This Time It’s Serious (11/9/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit DeMarco Murray in Week Ten? (11/9/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Carlos Hyde in Week Ten? (11/9/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Ten Quarterback Sleepers – Grumpy Old Men (11/9/2017)
Worst Moments in Fantasy Football Quiz – Question 4 (11/9/2017)
Worst Moments in Fantasy Football Quiz – Question 4 (11/9/2017)
Worst Moments in Fantasy Football Quiz – Question 4 (11/9/2017)
Worst Moments in Fantasy Football Quiz – Question 4 (11/9/2017)
Worst Fantasy Football Moments of All Time – Question 3 (11/9/2017)
Worst Fantasy Football Moments of All Time Quiz – Question 3 (11/9/2017)
Worst Moments in Fantasy History – Question 2 (11/9/2017)
Worst Moments in Fantasy History – Question 2 (11/9/2017)
Worst Moments in Fantasy Football History Quiz – Score 0/5 (11/9/2017)
Worst Moments in Fantasy Football History Quiz – Score 3/5 (11/9/2017)
Worst Moments in Fantasy Football History Quiz – Score 2/5 (11/9/2017)
Worst Moments in Fantasy Football History Quiz – Score 1/5 (11/9/2017)
Worst Moments in Fantasy Football History Quiz – Score: 4/5 (11/9/2017)
Worst Moments in Fantasy Football History Quiz – Perfect Score! (11/9/2017)
Worst Moments in Fantasy Football History – Question 5 (11/9/2017)
Worst Moments in Fantasy Football History – Question 5 (11/9/2017)
Worst Moments in Fantasy Football History – Question 5 (11/9/2017)
Worst Moments in Fantasy Football History – Question 5 (11/9/2017)
Worst Moments in Fantasy Football History – Question 5 (11/9/2017)
Worst Fantasy Football Moments of All Time Quiz – Question 3 (11/9/2017)
Worst Fantasy Football Moments of All Time Quiz – Question 3 (11/9/2017)
Fantasy Football Week 10 Injury Report: A Tale of Drama and Romance (11/8/2017)
NFL Mid-Season Review: AFC North (11/8/2017)
NFL Mid-Season Review: NFC North (11/8/2017)
Week Ten Defense Fantasy Football – It Was All A Stream (11/8/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Kirk Cousins in Week Ten? (11/8/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Eli Manning in Week Ten? (11/8/2017)
Week 10 FAABsolutely FAABuous Football FAABsurdity: I’m so depressed (11/7/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Ten Waiver Wire Tight End (11/7/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Ten Waiver Wire Wide Receiver (11/7/2017)
NFL Power Rankings, Week Ten: Fifty Eagles Burgers (11/7/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Ten Waiver Wire Running Back (11/7/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Ten Waiver Wire Quarterback (11/7/2017)
NFL Mid-Season Review: NFC East (11/7/2017)
NFL Mid-Season Review: AFC East (11/7/2017)
Seven Fascinating Week 9 NFL Facts (11/6/2017)
Top 3 Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointments of Week 9 (11/6/2017)
Three Fantastically Surprising Fantasy Surprises for Week 9 (11/6/2017)
Watch NFL Week 9 Live Reactions – I Am a Computer Who Recently Acquired Sentience, and I Have Engineered the Perfect Fantasy Football Lineup (11/5/2017)
Fantasy Football Sit Or Start Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Jack Doyle over Jared Cook (11/4/2017)
Fantasy Football Sit Or Start Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Sammy Watkins over Demaryius Thomas (11/4/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Nine Tight End Sleepers – Like a Fine Wine (11/4/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Austin Hooper in Week Nine? (11/4/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jared Cook in Week Nine? (11/4/2017)
Friday Football Freakshow: Hot Takes from Crazy Commenters (11/3/2017)
Top 5 Complaints of Josh Gordon’s Handler (11/3/2017)
Top 5 Movies DeShaun Watson Can See with All His Newfound Spare Time: (11/3/2017)
Top 5 Weirdest End Zone Celebrations (11/3/2017)
Fantasy Football Sit Or Start Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Ameer Abdullah over Adrian Peterson (11/3/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Nine Wide Receiver Sleepers – God of WR (11/3/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Paul Richardson in Week Nine? (11/3/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Demaryius Thomas in Week Nine? (11/3/2017)
Thursday Night Farceball: Buffalo Bills at New York Jets (11/2/2017)
Thinking of Playing Fantasy Football? Find out if It’s Right for You with This Fantasy Football Choose Your Own Adventure (11/2/2017)
You Be the Commish: What Do You Do When an Odd Number of Players Joins the League? (11/2/2017)
Trade Talk Thursday: Fantasy Football Week Nine Trade Targets – A Cleveland Celebration (11/2/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Nine Running Back Sleepers – Office Space? (11/2/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jay Ajayi in Week Nine? (11/2/2017)
Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Tyrod Taylor over Jared Goff (11/2/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Adrian Peterson in Week Nine? (11/2/2017)
NFL Week 9 Injury Report – Paperwork Is the Most Important (11/1/2017)
Week Nine Defense Fantasy Football – Dare To Stream (11/1/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Nine Quarterback Sleepers – Stanton & Deliver (11/1/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Andy Dalton in Week Nine? (11/1/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jared Goff in Week Nine? (11/1/2017)
Football FAABsurdity’s FAABsolutely FAABulous: Forced Halloween Metaphors for Week 9 FAAB (10/31/2017)
The Ragin’ — The Tale of Colin Kaepernick (10/31/2017)
NFL Power Rankings, Week Nine – The Rankings of Brotherly Love (10/31/2017)
Well, Now What? Top Five Kirk Cousins Suitors in the Wake of the Jimmy Garoppolo Trade (10/31/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Tight End (10/31/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Wide Receiver (10/31/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Running Back (10/31/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Quarterback (10/31/2017)
Five Fascinating Facts about Week 8 (10/30/2017)
Week 8 NFL Disappointments – I Miss Parity (10/30/2017)
Week 8 NFL Surprises – Great Job, Browns! (10/30/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Tom Brady Overrated? (10/29/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Alex Smith Overrated? (10/29/2017)
Watch NFL Week 8 Live Reactions (10/29/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Eight Tight End Sleepers – First Charges Filed in Miller Investigation (10/28/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Austin Seferian-Jenkins in Week Eight? (10/28/2017)
Friday Football Freakshow: NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People (10/28/2017)
Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Kyle Rudolph over Tyler Kroft (10/28/2017)
Fantasy Football Puzzles: October 2017 (10/27/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Tyler Kroft in Week Eight? (10/27/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Eight Running Back Sleepers – Fancy F Faces Falcons, Flies Freely? (10/27/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit C.J. Anderson in Week Eight? (10/27/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Ameer Abdullah in Week Eight? (10/27/2017)
Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Joe Mixon over Ameer Abdullah (10/27/2017)
Thursday Night Farceball: Miami Dolphins at Baltimore Ravens (10/26/2017)
You Be the Commish: Is This the Worst Fantasy Football Rule, Ever? (10/26/2017)
Trade Talk Thursday: Fantasy Football Week Eight Trade Targets (10/26/2017)
Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Devin Funchess over Nelson Agholor (10/26/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Eight Wide Receiver Sleepers – The Doctson is in (10/26/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Kenny Stills in Week Eight? (10/26/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Nelson Agholor in Week Eight? (10/26/2017)
Week 8 Injury Report by “Dr.” Sebastian Flowers, Natural Healer and Chiropractor (10/25/2017)
Fantasy Football Sit Or Start Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Tyrod Taylor over Andy Dalton (10/25/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Eight Quarterback Sleepers – Oh God, Everyone Sucks (10/25/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Matthew Stafford in Week Eight? (10/25/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Andy Dalton in Week Eight? (10/25/2017)
Fantasy Football Week Eight Defense – The Best Defense Is A Streaming Defense (10/25/2017)
Football FAABsurdity’s FAABsolutely FAABulous Orphan Charity Drive (10/24/2017)
NFL Power Rankings, Week Eight – Fly, Eagles, Fly (10/24/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Tight Ends (10/24/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Wide Receiver (10/24/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Running Back (10/24/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Quarterback (10/24/2017)
10 Fascinating Facts from the NFL Week 7 (10/23/2017)
This Week in Fantasy Football left Me Feeling Sexually Unsatisfied (10/23/2017)
Three Surprising NFL Week 7 Performances (That Prove I’m Not Always Negative) (10/23/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jason Witten in Week Seven? (10/21/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Kyle Rudolph in Week Seven? (10/21/2017)
Week 7 NFL Live Reactions from Dr. Manhattan (10/21/2017)
Top Five Lists: Packers Plans, Lynch Excuses, and Burfect Feet (10/20/2017)
Friday Football Freakshow: Funny NFL Hot Takes from Standing People (10/20/2017)
Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Adrian Peterson over Tevin Coleman (10/20/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Seven Running Back Sleepers – The Wrath of Dion (10/20/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Seven Wide Receiver Sleepers – Getting Woods (10/20/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Derrick Henry in Week Seven? (10/20/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Tevin Coleman in Week Seven? (10/20/2017)
Thursday Night Farceball – Kansas City Chiefs at Oakland Raiders (10/19/2017)
My Wife Lost Her Job, We Might Lose Our House, yet I’m Still Not as Salty about It as You Are about Losing Aaron Rodgers (10/19/2017)
Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Amari Cooper over Marqise Lee (10/19/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit T.Y. Hilton in Week Seven? (10/19/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Marqise Lee in Week Seven? (10/19/2017)
Trade Talk Thursday: Fantasy Football Week Seven Trade Targets (10/19/2017)
Farm and NFL Injury Report for Week 7 (10/18/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Jared Goff over Tyrod Taylor (10/18/2017)
Roger Goddell doesn’t want an Ezekiel Elliott suspension! He wants Ezekiel Elliott’s love (10/18/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Seven Quarterback Sleepers – Insert Collarbone Joke Here (10/18/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Ben Roethlisberger in Week Seven? (10/18/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Tyrod Taylor in Week Seven? (10/18/2017)
Week Seven Defense Fantasy Football – Some Things Are Indefensible (10/18/2017)
Fantasy Football Week Six Biggest Disappointments (10/17/2017)
Fantasy Football Week Six’s Biggest Surprises (10/17/2017)
NFL Power Rankings, Week Seven – Comin’ for that Number One Spot (10/17/2017)
Week Seven: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire Tight End (10/17/2017)
Week Seven: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire Wide Receiver (10/17/2017)
Week Seven: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire Running Backs (10/17/2017)
Week Seven: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire Quarterback (10/17/2017)
14 Fascinating Facts about the NFL’s Week 6 (10/16/2017)
TOP FIVE LISTS: Ezekiel Elliott Suspension, NaVorro Bowman, Roger Goodell (10/16/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Ryan Griffin over Evan Engram (10/14/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Ryan Griffin in Week Six? (10/14/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Six Tight End Sleepers – Kittle Chips (10/14/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Evan Engram in Week Six? (10/14/2017)
Friday Football Freakshow: The NFL Hot Takes Awards (10/13/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Martavis Bryant over DeSean Jackson (10/13/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Six Wide Receiver Streamers – JuJu on that Stream (10/13/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit DeVante Parker in Week Six? (10/13/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit DeSean Jackson in Week Six? (10/13/2017)
Flacco-Lantern: The Huge List of Fantasy Football Halloween Team Names (10/12/2017)
Trade Talk Thursday Redux: Fantasy Football Ezekiel Elliott Impact (10/12/2017)
Trade Talk Thursday: Fantasy Football Week Six Trade Targets (10/12/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Chris Thompson over Mike Gillislee (10/12/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Six Running Back Streamers – Elijah the Profit? (10/12/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Isaiah Crowell, Duke Johnson in Week Six? (10/12/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Mike Gillislee in Week Six? (10/12/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Six Quarterback Streamers – Welcome to McCown Town (10/12/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jared Goff in Week Six? (10/12/2017)
Week 6 Report for NFL Injuries and Conspiracies (10/11/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Deshaun Watson over Carson Wentz (10/11/2017)
Week Six Defense Fantasy Football – Stop Being So Defensive (10/11/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Carson Wentz in Week Six? (10/11/2017)
NFL Power Rankings, Week Six – Chiefly Among Them (10/10/2017)
Waiver Wire Tight End Week Six: Fantasy Football Tight Ends aka Why Are We Still Talking About This (10/10/2017)
Waiver Wire Wide Receiver Week Six: Fantasy Football Wide Receiver aka When All Ankles Are Gone (10/10/2017)
Waiver Wire Running Back Week Six: Fantasy Football Running Backs aka Running Out Of Options (10/10/2017)
Waiver Wire Quarterback Week Six: Fantasy Football Quarterbacks aka It’s Trubisky Time (10/10/2017)
Fantasy Football Week Five Biggest Disappointments (10/10/2017)
Fantasy Football Week Five Biggest Surprises (10/10/2017)
26 Fascinating Facts about Week 5 of the NFL (10/9/2017)
An “Apology” from Dolphins Cocaine-Infused Offensive Line Coordinator Chris Foerster (10/9/2017)
An Open Letter From Mike Pence (10/9/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Hunter Henry over Austin Seferian-Jenkins (10/7/2017)
NFL Quarter Season: AFC West Review (10/7/2017)
NFL Quarter Season: NFC West Review (10/7/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jason Witten in Week Five? (10/7/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Five Tight End Streamers – More Like Rob GronkOUTski, Folks (10/7/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Austin Seferian-Jenkins in Week Five? (10/7/2017)
Friday Football Freakshow: Hot NFL Takes from People Who Are Cold and Dead Inside (10/6/2017)
Four other things Cam Newton Finds Funny (When Asked By A Female Reporter) By Cam Newton (10/6/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start DeVante Parker over Pierre Garcon (10/6/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Five Wide Receiver Streamers – Donte’s Inferno (10/6/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Marqise Lee, Allen Hurns in Week Five? (10/6/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Pierre Garcon in Week Five? (10/6/2017)
Thursday Night Farceball: Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. New England Patriots (10/5/2017)
Football Scary Stories: From Wentz it Came (10/5/2017)
Fantasy Football Week Five Trade Targets — Buy Low (10/5/2017)
Fantasy Football Week Five Trade Targets — Sell High (10/5/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Doug Martin over Frank Gore (10/5/2017)
Week Five Defense Fantasy Football – Stream Weaver (10/5/2017)
NFL Quarter Season: NFC South Review (10/5/2017)
NFL Quarter Season: AFC South Review (10/5/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Five Running Back Streamers – Leadless in Seattle (10/5/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Tarik Cohen in Week Five? (10/5/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Frank Gore in Week Five? (10/5/2017)
So, My Wife Died Last Night: A Week 5 NFL Injury Report (10/4/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Start Jay Cutler over Jameis Winston? (10/4/2017)
NFL Quarter Season: AFC North Review (10/4/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Five Streaming Quarterbacks – Hoy, Vey (10/4/2017)
NFL Quarter Season: NFC North Review (10/4/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Andy Dalton in Week Five? (10/4/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jameis Winston in Week Five? (10/4/2017)
You Be the Commish: What Happens When an Owner Quits? (10/3/2017)
Hot Butts: A List of Coaches Who Might Get Fired (10/3/2017)
NFL Quarter Season: NFC East Review (10/3/2017)
NFL Quarter Season: AFC East Review (10/3/2017)
NFL Power Rankings, Week Five – Buttkicker.com Edition (10/3/2017)
Waiver Wire Tight End Week Five: Fantasy Football Tight Ends aka When All Of Your Choices Are Wrong (10/3/2017)
Waiver Wire Wide Receiver Week Five: Fantasy Football Wide Receiver aka Out Routes and Onamonapia (10/3/2017)
Waiver Wire Running Back Week Five: Fantasy Football Running Backs aka There’s No Running From Injuries (10/3/2017)
Waiver Wire Quarterback Week Five: Fantasy Football Quarterbacks aka Tennessee Makes Titans Of Us All (10/3/2017)
23 Fascinating Facts about the NFL Week 4 (10/2/2017)
Fantasy Football Week Four Biggest Surprises (10/2/2017)
Fantasy Football Week Four Biggest Disappointments (10/2/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Austin Seferian-Jenkins over Jared Cook (9/30/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Four Streaming Tight Ends – Make ASJ Brate Again (9/30/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Kyle Rudolph in Week Four? (9/30/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jared Cook in Week Four? (9/30/2017)
Friday Football Freakshow: Lighthearted, Funny Comments from the Tragically Insane (9/29/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Start Marvin Jones Jr., Don’t Sit Him! (9/29/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Four Streaming Wide Receivers – Oh My God, They Started Kenny (9/29/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Marvin Jones in Week Four? (9/29/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Rishard Matthews in Week Four? (9/29/2017)
Thursday Night Farceball: Green Bay Packers versus Chicago Bears (9/28/2017)
Week 4 Fantasy Football Questions: A Guide to Using “Week 4 Fantasy Football Questions” in the Title in a Desperate Attempt to Improve SEO (9/28/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Four Streaming Running Backs – My Streamer With Andre (9/28/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Carolina Panthers Running Backs over Tarik Cohen (9/28/2017)
Week Four Defense Fantasy Football – Don’t Cross The Streams (9/28/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Trevor Siemian over Andy Dalton (9/28/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Isaiah Crowell in Week Four? (9/28/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Tarik Cohen in Week Four? (9/28/2017)
Injury Report for Week 4 (by a Guy Who Is in Denial about His Own Racism) (9/27/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Four Streaming Quarterbacks – Kizer, Permanente? (9/27/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Ben Roethlisberger in Week Four? (9/27/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Andy Dalton in Week Four? (9/27/2017)
Waiver Wire Tight End Week Four: Fantasy Football Tight Ends aka Why Even Bother? (9/26/2017)
Waiver Wire Wide Receiver Week Four: Fantasy Football Wide Receivers aka Ready Receiver Relief (9/26/2017)
Waiver Wire Running Back Week Four: Fantasy Football Running Backs aka Sometimes Running Is The Only Option (9/26/2017)
Waiver Wire Quarterback Week Four: Fantasy Football Quarterbacks aka Bort Gonna Bort (9/26/2017)
Trump NFL Speech Unites Players And Owners — A Football Absurdity (9/26/2017)
NFL Power Rankings, Week Four – Nevertheless, Chiefs Persisted (9/26/2017)
Week Three Recap: And Everyone In Fantasy Football Breathed A Little Easier (9/26/2017)
28 Fascinating Facts about Week 3 in the NFL (9/25/2017)
Fantasy Football Week Three’s Biggest Disappointments (9/25/2017)
Fantasy Football Week Three: The Biggest Surprises (9/25/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Jack Doyle Over Benjamin Watson in Week Three (9/23/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Three Tight End Streamers – Everyone Else is Hurt (9/23/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Three Running Back Streamers – CJ?K Edition (9/23/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Three Wide Receiver Streamers – Un-Lockett Potential (9/23/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Three Quarterback Streamers – Siemian Mindset, Part II (9/23/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Benjamin Watson in Week Three (9/23/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Three Defense – Battle Of The Bad (9/23/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jimmy Graham Week Three? (9/23/2017)
Thursday Night Farceball: Los Angeles Rams at San Francisco 49ers (9/22/2017)
Friday Football Freakshow: Crazy Comments from Possibly Rabid Fans (9/22/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Christian McCaffrey Over Ameer Abdullah (9/22/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Matt Forte, Bilal Powell in Week Three? (9/22/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Ameer Abdullah in Week Three? (9/22/2017)
Five Beloved NFL Players (and the Horrible Crimes They Got away with) (9/21/2017)
Fantasy Football Trade: Week Three Trade Targets (9/21/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Kelvin Benjamin Over J.J. Nelson In Week Three (9/21/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Adam Thielen in Week Three? (9/21/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit J.J. Nelson in Week Three? (9/21/2017)
I Need a Woke Man, Not a Broke Man! Fantasy Football Week 3 Injuries (9/20/2017)
Fantasy Football Trade: The Art Of The Deal (9/20/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Jay Cutler Over Carson Wentz In Week Three (9/20/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jameis Winston Week Three? (9/20/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Carson Wentz Week Three? (9/20/2017)
Bears Absurdity: John Fox Thinks Mike Glennon Makes Good Decisions (9/19/2017)
You Be the Commish: Does the Butterfly Effect Exist in Fantasy Football (9/19/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Tight Ends aka Is This The Year Rookie Tight Ends Are Good? (9/19/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Wide Receivers aka Is It Better To Receive So Stop Dropping Passes! (9/19/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Running Backs aka The Bad Belichick Is Back (9/19/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Quarterbacks aka There Is No Such Thing As Luck (9/19/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Two’s Biggest Fantasy Surprises (9/19/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Two’s Biggest Fantasy Disappointments (9/19/2017)
NFL Power Rankings, Week Three – Alex Smith is #1 Edition (9/19/2017)
20 Fascinating Facts about NFL Week Two (9/18/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Two Tight End Streamers – Milling and Cooking Clay (9/16/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Two Wide Receiver Streamers – This or That (9/16/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Two Running Back Streamers – Back Me Up For When September Ends (9/16/2017)
Fantasy Football: Week Two Quarterback Streamers – Siemian Mindset (9/16/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You really Start Coby Fleener In Week Two? (9/16/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Austin Hooper Week Two? (9/16/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Coby Fleener Week Two? (9/16/2017)
Week 1 Blurred Search (9/15/2017)
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Week 1 Mashagram Solutions (9/15/2017)
Week 1 Rebus Solution (9/15/2017)
Week 1 Cryptogram Solution (9/15/2017)
Week 1 Crossword Solution (9/15/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Tarik Cohen In Week Two? (9/15/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Carlos Hyde Week Two? (9/15/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Tarik Cohen Week Two? (9/15/2017)
Thursday Night Farceball: Houston Texans at Cincinnati Bengals (9/14/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Chris Hogan In Week Two? (9/14/2017)
You Be the Commish: How Do You Deal with a Draft Troll? (9/14/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit T.Y. Hilton Week Two? (9/14/2017)
Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Chris Hogan Week Two? (9/14/2017)
16 Fascinating Facts about Week 1 of the 2017 NFL Season (9/13/2017)
Fantasy Football: Notable Injuries Going Into Week Two (9/13/2017)
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Sam Bradford in Week Two? (9/13/2017)