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Author: La Femme Football

Comedy / Fantasy Football 2019 / Lists

The 8 Ugliest Fantasy Football Rings I Have Ever Seen

December 17, 2019December 18, 2019 - by La Femme Football - Leave a Comment

Fantasy football rings are the best part of winning my championship. Keep your trophy, keep the money, I just want a ring to show off during next year’s draft (and …

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football on thanksgiving
Comedy

Women Should Be Allowed to Watch Football on Thanksgiving!

November 20, 2019November 20, 2019 - by La Femme Football - Leave a Comment

THIS IS ME AT EVERY SINGLE THANKSGIVING EVER No, Mom, I don’t want to help you bake a stupid pie. I’m watching football. … Yes, Mom, I know you want …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football 2019

The Top 5 Women’s Football Plays in the History of Powerpuff

October 29, 2019October 29, 2019 - by La Femme Football - Leave a Comment

* that I could find on Youtube during my lunch break. More women should play football. They should have women’s high school football teams: In 2016, 1,900 women played football …

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Comedy / Social media

These 8 Funny Amazon Reviews Were Left by Football Fans with HUGE ISSUES!

October 9, 2019October 9, 2019 - by La Femme Football - 1 Comment

I love when someone can’t talk about a subject for two seconds without spilling out all their personal problems. But many sources for this spectacle get pretty one dimensional like …

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Fantasy Football 2019 / Halloween

Six “Sexy” Football Cheerleader Costumes (That I Would Find Impossible to Wear to Bed)

September 24, 2019October 7, 2019 - by La Femme Football - Leave a Comment

My sexual partners have been taking the back seat.

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Fantasy Football 2019

Sex! Fantasy Football Romance Literature: Does It Actually Exist?

September 18, 2019September 18, 2019 - by La Femme Football - 2 Comments.

Nothing is sexier than fantasy football.

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Comedy / Fantasy Football 2019

8 Weird Fantasy Football Gifts for Women

September 10, 2019September 10, 2019 - by La Femme Football - 2 Comments.

I saw a woman at the airport yesterday who was rocking a Seahawks-themed prosthetic leg. That got me thinking about quirky football products, which got me thinking about fantasy football …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football 2018 / Features

Can a Woman Play Football? Five Ladies Who Could Start in the NFL

July 20, 2018September 8, 2020 - by La Femme Football - 3 Comments.

Can a woman play football? YES! More than ever, women are making strides in the world of college football. Toni Harris is a safety playing on scholarship at Bethany college. …

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Comedy

This Week in Fantasy Football left Me Feeling Sexually Unsatisfied

October 23, 2017October 23, 2017 - by La Femme Football - 2 Comments.

They say I’m insatiable. I say they’re just bad in bed. Speaking of which, here are my three biggest disappointments for fantasy football in this, the week of our Lord, …

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Tyler Eifert Week 3 injuries
Comedy / Injury Reports

I Need a Woke Man, Not a Broke Man! Fantasy Football Week 3 Injuries

September 20, 2017November 8, 2017 - by La Femme Football - 5 Comments.

My fellow ladies, you know I love a fixer-upper! But I don’t want to land myself on the week 3 injuries report with a broken heart. So I’ve got the …

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Comedy / Jacksonville Jaguars / News Satire

Urban Meyer Orders Name Changes for All Jags

October 22, 2021 - by La Femme Football - Leave a Comment

Trying to find another of those classic out-of-the-box solutions for which he is known, Urban Meyer proclaimed that every player on his team must change their first name to have …

Jalen Hurts Looking Forward to Mentoring Eagles’ 2022 First Round QB Pick

October 15, 2021

Geno Smith WILL Be the NFL MVP

October 8, 2021October 8, 2021

Denver Broncos John Elway

Denver Broncos, Sorry For Your Loss!

October 6, 2021October 13, 2021

Jags Brass Solves Urban Meyer Issue

October 1, 2021October 1, 2021

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