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Evan Hoovler joins Jeff and Mike to review their 2018 season predictions, and they are joined by the Incredibles and Jeff’s vocal stylings. We also break down all the important …
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Jeff and Mike return from government furlough to discuss their top-five at each position for 2019, and a question for each team in the playoffs. The Football Absurdity Podcast is …
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Football Radio Interview – Top Playoff Fails Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed preview the NFL playoffs and the top three football fails of NFL Divisional Round with Lori and Kev …
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Football Fails Radio Interview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed preview the NFL playoffs and the top three football fails of NFL Wild Card weekend with Lori and Kev on 104.9 …
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Football Radio Interview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week seventeen Bears/Vikings game and the top three football fails of week sixteen with Lori and Kev …
Read MoreAlbum Name Band Name Upvotes Downvotes Overall Score You’d Prefer an Astronaut HUM 1 2 Sheet Music 10cc 1 2 Arrival ABBA 1 2 Book of Human Language Aceyalone 1 …
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Fantasy Football Week 16: Start or Sit Jimmy Graham, Vance McDonald, or Austin Hooper? It’s the Christmas season, and our lawyers tell us that I can say that, even to …
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Jeff & Mike take a look a look back at the season and give away some of the most prestigious awards in all of the Football Absurdity Podcast landscape. Please …
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Week 16 Start or Sit Blake Jarwin, Chris Herndon, or David Njoku Congrats on reaching your fantasy football finals. “Wait, Evan,” you may be thinking, “I’m actually in my fantasy …
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Football Radio Interview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week sixteen Bears/49ers game and the top three football fails of week fifteen with Lori and Kev …
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Week 16 Start or Sit Jarvis Landry, Chris Hogan, or Antonio Callaway? It’s finals week! Time to bring home the big prize that you have been neglecting your work and …
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Week 16 TE Sleepers I am now sixteen weeks into filling your brain pans with flowery language about generally marginal talent at a fickle position that is mostly touchdown dependent, …
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Week 16 WR Sleepers It’s the fantasy football finals, which means you have more cajones than anyone on earth to be checking out WR sleepers. Nevertheless, we are here to …
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Looking for early RB sleepers for 2019? We’ve got ’em, here Week 16 RB Sleepers It’s the fantasy football finals, which means you have more cajones than anyone on earth …
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Week 16 QB Sleepers It’s the fantasy football finals, which means you have more cajones than anyone on earth to be checking out QB sleepers. Nevertheless, we are here to …
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Start or Sit Pettis, Robby Anderson, or Gordon Congrats on reaching your fantasy football finals. “Wait, Evan,” you may be thinking, “I’m actually in my fantasy semi-finals this week.” To …
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Week Sixteen Defense Fantasy Football – How ‘Bout Them Boys If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of …
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Start or Sit Matt Breida, Wendell Smallwood, or Peyton Barber? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Start or Sit Marlon Mack, Chris Carson, or Damien Williams? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Start or Sit Cam Newton, Jared Goff, or Tom Brady? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Start or Sit Dak Prescott, Baker Mayfield, or Josh Allen? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week 15 is almost behind …
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Football Radio Interview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week fifteen Bears/Packers game and the top three football fails for week fourteen with Lori and Kev …
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Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Calvin Ridley, Kenny Golladay, or Kenny Stills? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, which means it’s literally win or go home for you and …
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Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Gerald Everett, Dallas Goedert, or Chris Herndon? What can you do this late in the season other than read articles religiously and blame …
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Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Jimmy Graham, Vernon Davis, or Blake Jarwin? Chances are, if you’re reading this, you’re in the thick of it. I’m not talking about …
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Week fifteen and all the running backs are dead. All the running backs that got you to the playoffs are dead. What is a man to do? That is where …
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Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Curtis Samuel, Tyler Lockett, or Allen Robinson? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, which means it’s literally win or go home for you and …
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Congrats on achieving everyone’s fantasy football goal: Watching some of your players on a Saturday. But after making the playoffs, you face an even more difficult decision: Which site to …
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Week 15 QB Sleepers To be honest with you, this isn’t an article you should want to be reading during the fantasy football semifinals. If you’re looking for QB sleepers …
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Week 15 TE Sleepers To be honest with you, this isn’t an article you should want to be reading during the fantasy football semifinals. If you’re looking for TE sleepers …
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Week 15 RB Sleepers To be honest with you, this isn’t an article you should want to be reading during the fantasy football semifinals. If you’re looking for RB sleepers …
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Week 15 WR Sleepers To be honest with you, this isn’t an article you should want to be reading during the fantasy football semifinals. If you’re looking for WR sleepers …
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Start or Sit Marcus Mariota, Jameis Winston, or Kirk Cousins? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, and every start or sit decision could mean the last fantasy decision you make for …
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Start or Sit Josh Allen, Dak Prescott, or Lamar Jackson? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, and every start or sit decision could mean the last fantasy decision you make for …
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Week Fifteen Defense Fantasy Football – A Giant Turnaround If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning …
Read More Week 15 Waiver Wire Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week …
Read MoreTHIS IS IT! THIS IS THE FINALS! #1 WINS A RING! Team (SA forums name) Yet to Play In Play Score The Calvinted Mr. Ridley (Drunk Nerds) 0 0 242.62 …
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Jeff & Mike finally just give up the ghost and decide that the podcast will permanently record on Fridays, so look for this one in your feed on Friday evening …
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Start or Sit Jordan Howard, Chris Carson, or Rashaad Penny Week 14 is here, and those of you who limped into the playoffs might be deciding between Howard, Carson, Penny, …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 RB Sleepers It’s the fantasy football playoffs, and I am going to level with you. You probably shouldn’t be looking at this article. If you’re at this point …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 QB Sleepers If you are rolling with QB sleepers in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs, then hats off to you. That’s a ballsy …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 WR Sleepers It’s the fantasy football playoffs, and I am going to level with you. You probably shouldn’t be looking at this article. If you’re at this point …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 TE Sleepers If you are rolling with TE sleepers in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs, then hats off to you. That’s a ballsy …
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Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Humphries, Sutton, or D.J. Moore? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, fewer people …
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It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, fewer people than ever should be reading this article. Nevertheless, if you are reading …
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Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Cohen, Cook, or Edwards? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, fewer people than …
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Should you start or sit Adam Humphries, Courtland Sutton, or D.J. Moore in your fantasy football playoffs?
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Week 14 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you …
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Start or Sit Jordan Reed, Vance McDonald, or Kyle Rudolph? How often do tight ends break our hearts? The position is the proverbial Lisa Turtle to our Screech. We long …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 TEs: Start or Sit Cameron Brate, C.J. Uzomah, or Trey Burton? As the 14th week of the regular season in the NFL begins, many leagues are …
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Sorry for Your Loss Week 13: The Green Bay Packers’ Season Is Over Week 13 is in the books and it’s a painful column to write this week. I, an …
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Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Matt Stafford, Kirk Cousins, or Carson Wentz? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, …
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Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Jameis Winston, Baker Mayfield, or Josh Allen It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, …
Read MoreOverall Standings Rank Team Something Awful Dot Com Forums Forum Name Week 13 Points 1 Chubb with the Sack 192.5 2 Tarik on a Leash Gonias, Ind. 176.18 3 Big …
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Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week 13 is almost behind …
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Jeff & Mike finally just give up the ghost and decide that the podcast will permanently record on Fridays, so look for this one in your feed on Friday evening …
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Week 13 Fantasy Football TE Sleepers The bye weeks are over, so only the truly desperate are searching for TE sleepers at this point. Either that or you’re a savvy …
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Week 13 Fantasy Football RB Sleepers The bye weeks are over, so only the truly desperate are searching for RB sleepers at this point. Either that or you’re a savvy …
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Week 13 Fantasy Football WR Sleepers The bye weeks are over, so only the truly desperate are searching for WR sleepers at this point. Either that or you’re a savvy …
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Week 13 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers The bye weeks are over, so only the truly desperate are searching for QB sleepers at this point. Either that or you’re a savvy …
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Football Radio Interview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give his top three football fails from week twelve with Lori and Kev on 104.9 The Morning X. For more football talk …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Isaiah Crowell, Tevin Coleman, or Peyton Barber? It’s week 13, which means for many of us it is a de facto week one …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Austin Ekeler, Gus Edwards, or Lamar Miller? It’s week 13, which means for many of us it is a de facto week one …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Kyle Rudolph, Gerald Everett, or Cameron Brate? Week 13 is upon us and those of us on the cusp of making the fantasy …
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The Atlanta Falcons Season is Over What a weekend. Week 12 in the NFL felt very much like a full week of football. We’re on the cusp of the pretenders …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Dak Prescott, Matthew Stafford, or Marcus Mariota? Whether they’re young and daring or old and flighty, quarterbacks are the foundation to any good …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Doug Baldwin, Josh Reynolds or Adam Humphries? Week 13 is upon us and those of us on the cusp of making the fantasy …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Tyrell Williams, Josh Doctson, or Golden Tate There is a monster who stalks me weeks 6-12 of every fantasy football season. He waits …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Tom Brady, or Carson Wentz? It’s week 13, which means for many of us it is a de facto week one …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read MoreOverall Standings Here Rank Team Something Awful Dot Com Forums Forum Name Points 1 Sony 2012 N/A 229.44 2 ????? Scruffy the Janitor 219.76 3 Camcussion N/A 203.76 4 Hava …
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Week 12 is almost behind us and with it your belief that you can properly evaluate fantasy players. Some of you thought owning Melvin Gordon meant you didn’t have to …
Read More Week 12 QB Sleepers – L’Amour Lamar Welcome, Jared Goff and Patrick Mahomes owners! Hello, fools who believed Ryan Fitzpatrick was the answer! Football Absurdity’s week 12 QB sleepers list …
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Week 12 WR Sleepers – Cash in Your Amendollars It’s week 12, so at this point, you really should have a wide receiver rotation setup and ready to go. However, …
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Week 12 RB Sleepers – Rated Frank For Gore Trying to sort out RB sleepers is the hardest part of every week for me. Well, actually, that’s getting out of …
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Week 12 TE Sleepers – InfiniTE War Hello, Travis Kelce owners. My condolences, O.J. Howard owners. Eric Ebron owners, get out of here, he’s great! You are not allowed to …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Cam Brate, Vance McDonald, or Jordan Reed? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Washington Redskins Season Ended Week 11 Welcome back survivalists! Week 11 has provided some very compelling wins and losses to the playoff picture. I was on the fence about which …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Marques Valdez-Scantling, Christian Kirk, or Corey Davis? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Evan Engram, Kyle Rudolph, or Jared Cook? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Mohamed Sanu, Keke Coutee, or Sterling Shepard? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Marlon Mack, Gus Edwards, or Josh Adams? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Adrian Peterson, Chris Carson, or LeSean McCoy? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Nick Mullens, or Eli Manning? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Dak Prescott, Andy Dalton, or Kirk Cousins? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. …
Read MoreOverall Standings Here TEAM Forums dot Something Awful dot Com Forums Name Week 11 Results ????? Scruffy the Janitor 216.46 Sony 2012 N/A 211.48 NorseFleas N/A 207.7 Frank Gore-bachov …
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Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week 11 is almost behind …
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Week 11 QB Sleepers Every week, we highlight QB sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
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Week 11 RB Sleepers Every week, we highlight RB sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
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Week 11 WR Sleepers Every week, we highlight WR sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Tevin Coleman, Chris Carson, or Dalvin Cook? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Jack Doyle, Jared Cook, or Kyle Rudolph? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Evan Hoovler of Football Absurdity (maybe you’ve heard of it) joins us to talk week eleven, and do some fantasy football therapy. Please rate & review on Apple Music, and …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Alex Collins, Doug Martin, or Peyton Barber? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Tyler Boyd, Chris Godwin, or Courtland Sutton? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Alshon Jeffery, Amari Cooper, or T.Y. Hilton? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Week 11 TE Sleepers Every week, we highlight TE sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
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Start or Sit Tevin Coleman vs. Dallas Cowboys The Falcons have been a tough nut to crack. They look like a Super Bowl contender one week, then go on to …
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Football Radio Interview – Football Fails and Bears/Vikings preview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week eleven Bears/Vikings game and the top three football fails for …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Vance McDonald, OJ Howard, or Jeff Heuerman? As week 11 approaches, the unusually flighty tight end position is starting to paint a more …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Andy Dalton, Kirk Cousins, or Alex Smith? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Eli Manning, Dak Prescott, or Josh Rosen? Week 11 is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Sorry for Your Loss: Survivor Pool Week 10 This is an interesting time for the NFL season in terms of survivor pool excitement. Teams are starting to deal with the …
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Fantasy Football Week 11 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. …
Read MoreOverall standings link TEAM Week 10 Hava Nagy-na 245.2 Goon Fish and Gallant 232.2 The Calvinted Mr. Ridley 220.6 Flying Sex Snakes 198.2 bELIeve 197.86 Chubb with the Sack 190.88 …
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Week 11 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 10 is almost behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing league. Yet you can’t …
Read More Week 11 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 10 is almost behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing league. Yet you …
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Week 11 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 10 is almost behind us and with it your belief that the running back you drafted will ever play football again. Some …
Read More Week 11 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 10 is almost behind us and with it your belief that you can properly evaluate quarterbacks. Some of you thought Andrew Luck …
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Jeff & Mike finally just give up the ghost and decide that the podcast will permanently record on Fridays, so look for this one in your feed on Friday evening …
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Football Radio Interview – Football Fails and Bears/Lions preview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a week 10 Bears/Lions preview and the top three football fails for week nine with …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 WR Sleepers Every week, we try to help you find WR sleepers that have great matchups that could make the difference between victory or defeat in …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 RB Sleepers Every week, we try to help you find RB sleepers that have great matchups that could make the difference between victory or defeat in …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 QB Sleepers Every week, we try to help you find QB sleepers that have great matchups that could make the difference between victory or defeat in …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 TE Sleepers Every week, we try to help you find QB sleepers that have great matchups that could make the difference between victory or defeat in …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Ben Watson, Greg Olsen, or Vernon Davis? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit C.J. Uzomah, Eric Ebron, or Zach Ertz? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Quincy Enunwa, Marquise Goodwin, or Taylor Gabriel? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Jarvis Landry, Devin Funchess, or Sterling Shepard? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Peyton Barber, Kerryon Johnson, or Mike Davis? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Austin Ekeler, Duke Johnson, or Ito Smith? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Philip Rivers, or Alex Smith? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Matthew Stafford, Tom Brady, or Nick Mullens? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. …
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Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names Thanks, FootballAbsurdity readers, for making our team names lists some of our biggest hits ever. We’ve got Thanksgiving fantasy football team names hot out of …
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Week 9 Deals a Crushing Blow for Broncos’ Playoff Chances What a crazy weekend for the one team in the AFC West that seems hellbent on building a Mount Rushmore …
Read MoreOverall Standings Here Weekly Ranking TEAM Week 9 Score 1 Ron Mexico’s Motorboat Mariachi 244.68 2 Goku Boarding a Plane to Better Understand Us 199.16 3 Chubb with the Sack …
Read More Week 10 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week nine is almost behind us and with it your belief that the running back you drafted will ever play football again. Some …
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Week Ten Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week nine is almost behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing league. Yet you …
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Week 10 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week nine is behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing league. Yet you keep …
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Week 10 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week nine is behind us and with it your belief that you can properly evaluate quarterbacks. Some of you thought the 49ers …
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Alright folks we burn the moderately late Friday evening oil to get this one out to you! Jeff recaps an absolutely hilarious Thursday Night Football matchup wherein he was actually …
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Week 9 TE Sleepers – Drink the Braterade Every week at Football Absurdity, we hope to provide you with actionable fantasy football advice. Whether it’s our weekly waiver wire pieces, …
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Week 9 WR Sleepers – Danny the Manny Every week at Football Absurdity, we hope to provide you with actionable fantasy football advice. Whether it’s our weekly waiver wire pieces, …
Read More Week 9 RB Sleepers – Throw the Booker at Them Every week at Football Absurdity, we hope to provide you with actionable fantasy football advice. Whether it’s our weekly waiver …
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Week 9 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers – Hey, Darnold! Every week at Football Absurdity, we hope to provide you with actionable fantasy football advice. Whether it’s our weekly waiver wire …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Greg Olsen, David Njoku, or Chris Herndon? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Football Radio Interview – Football Fails and Bears/Bills preview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a week 9 Bears/Bills preview and the top three football fails for week eight with …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Alex Collins, Tevin Coleman, or Peyton Barber? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Rob Gronkowski, Trey Burton, or Austin Hooper? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Nick Chubb, Latavius Murray, or Kerryon Johnson? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Devin Funchess, DeVante Parker or John Brown? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Doug Baldwin, Courtland Sutton, or Corey Davis? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Dak Prescott, Case Keenum, or Ben Roethlisberger? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one of …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Mitchell Trubisky, or Joe Flacco? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Funny Comments from NFL Articles Another week, another batch of nutsos making funny comments on NFL football articles. This week I’ve paired all six comments …
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Week 9 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 9 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of …
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Bucs Fail! If you missed it, we’re halfway done now with the NFL season. Thirty-two teams no longer all have a shot. Frankly, half of the league is already pinning …
Read MoreOverall Standings Rank TEAM Week 8 1 NorseFleas 203.9 2 ????? 203.62 3 The Majoryanettes 200.7 4 Help me OBJ Saquon Kenobi, you’re my only hope 199.48 5 Tarik on …
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UPDATE: Should I Pick up Sutton Courtland Sutton – Owned in 12% of leagues – In week eight, I mentioned that Courtland Sutton only had value if Demaryius Thomas was traded. Last week, Jeff …
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Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 9 Waiver Wire TEs Week eight is almost behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a …
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Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 9 Waiver Wire RBs Week eight is almost behind us and with it your belief that the running back you drafted will …
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Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 9 Waiver Wire QBs Week eight is behind us and any quarterback worth rostering is gone. Some of you thought there would …
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Week 8 Fantasy Football WR Sleepers It’s finally week eight, which means that the fantasy football season is already half over. This isn’t true if you play in a league …
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Week 8 Fantasy Football RB Sleepers It’s finally week eight, which means that the fantasy football season is already half over. This isn’t true if you play in a league …
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Week 8 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers It’s finally week eight, which means that the fantasy football season is already half over. This isn’t true if you play in a league …
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Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit C.J. Uzomah, David Njoku, or O.J. Howard? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Kyle Rudolph, Eric Ebron, or Jordan Reed? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Week 8 Fantasy Football TE Sleepers It’s finally week eight, which means that the fantasy football season is already half over. This isn’t true if you play in a league …
Read MoreAlright folks we burn the moderately late Friday evening oil to get this one out to you! Jeff recaps an absolutely horrendous Thursday Night Football that nobody should have been …
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Top Week 7 NFL Fails & Week 8 Bear/Jets Preview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week 8 Bears/Jets game and the top three football fails …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Raheem Mostert, Marlon Mack, or Ronald Jones? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Isaiah Crowell, T.J. Yeldon, or Doug Martin? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Stefon Diggs, Tyler Boyd, or Chris Godwin? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Tyler Lockett, Devin Funchess, or Marvin Jones? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Week 8 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you …
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Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Cam Newton, Matthew Stafford, or Deshaun Watson? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Mitchell Trubisky, Jameis Winston, or Andy Dalton? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Funny NFL Comments Yes, those “funny” NFL comments by “funny” people, that’s what I’m about. I wanted to produce weirdo comments from both sides of the political spectrum here, but …
Read MoreOverall standings Rank TEAM Week 7 1 Tarik on a Leash 206.06 2 Dirtburgers 204.68 3 No More Mr. Guice 198.26 4 Patti Mahomaise 196.9 5 NorseFleas 195.48 6 Sony …
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Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week seven is almost behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing league. Yet you …
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Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week seven is behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing league. Yet you keep passing …
Read More Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week seven is almost behind us and with it your belief that the running back you drafted will ever play football again. Some …
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Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week seven is behind us and with it your belief that you can properly evaluate quarterbacks. Some of you thought Cam Newton was …
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Week 6 TE Sleepers As we’ve seen from guys like Jordan Reed, Delanie Walker, and even Rob Gronkowski, spending up on a tight end isn’t always the best idea. These …
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Start or Sit Austin Hooper in Fantasy Football Week Six? Five weeks of the NFL season are in the books. This means that in most leagues, we have only eight …
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Week 6 QB Sleepers Trying to find week 6 QB sleepers to stream seems to be a task of varying difficulty from week-to-week. Ultimately, the difficult weeks mean that owners …
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Start or Sit Allen Robinson in Fantasy Football Week Six? Five weeks of the NFL season are in the books. This means that in most leagues, we have only eight …
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Football Fails Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week six Bears/Dolphins game and the top three football fails for week five with Lori and Kev on …
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Start or Sit TJ Yeldon in Fantasy Football Week Five? Leonard Fournette owners continue to rue the moment in the first or second rounds of their 2018 fantasy football drafts …
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Start or Sit Amari Cooper, Jordy Nelson in Fantasy Football Week Five? Week four is in the books, and that means that the fantasy football season is already at its …
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Start or Sit Andrew Luck in Fantasy Football Week Five? It’s week four, and that means that the fantasy football season is already at its quarter pole. Even though that’s …
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Start or Sit Joe Flacco in Fantasy Football Week Five? It’s week four, and that means that the fantasy football season is already at its quarter pole. Even though that’s …
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Week Five Defense Fantasy Football If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. …
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Start or Sit Trey Burton? This is the part where I’m supposed to pretend to be shocked that tight ends have been an absolute mess for fantasy football so far …
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Bears/Bucs Preview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail give a football radio interview with a recap of the Bears/Seahawks game in week two and a Bears/Bucs preview with Lori and …
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Start or Sit Sterling Shepard? Through three weeks, fantasy football wide receivers are certainly going as we all expected. JuJu Smith-Schuster leads the Steelers in receiving yards. Michael Thomas has …
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On the mend edition! Jeff is still all banged up and got doped up enough to bring you this episode. Mike & Jeff name their sleepers for the week and talk …
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Start or Sit Ryan Fitzpatrick Through three weeks, fantasy football quarterbacks are certainly going as we all expected. Your top two after the first three weeks of the season are …
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Start or Sit Philip Rivers Through three weeks, fantasy football quarterbacks are certainly going as we all expected. Your top two after the first three weeks of the season are …
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Fantasy Football Team Names Be sure to check out our all new list of holiday-themed fantasy football team names, here! Hi, Football Absurdity fans! One of the most exciting parts …
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Week Four: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire TEs Week Four Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week three is behind us and some of you are looking at the tight ends you …
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What Happened This Week in Fantasy Football – Week Three Well thanks for asking! I went 4-1 for the second straight week in my leagues and I… oh, you didn’t …
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Better late than never edition podcast part two! Jeff is still all banged up and got doped up enough to bring you this episode. We name our sleepers for the …
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Week Three TE Sleepers This is the last week where streaming will be a luxury for you, not a difficult decision that you have to make because you’re an idiot …
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Start or Sit Corey Davis It’s week three of the NFL season, and as crazy as it seems, we will already be a major chunk of the way through the …
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Start or Sit Josh Gordon Should you start or sit Josh Gordon in week three? This might be the most complex question to answer in fantasy football this year. To …
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Jeff Pearlman is the critically acclaimed writer who has written books about everyone from Walter Payton to the Showtime Lakers. His latest book, Football For a Buck, is his dive …
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Week Three Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week two is behind us and some of you are starting to understand that fantasy football is a marathon, not a sprint. And …
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What Happened This Week in Fantasy Football (This information is before Sunday Night Football) Patrick Mahomes. That’s what happened this week in fantasy football. The second year signal-caller threw six …
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Football absurdity’s resident sports & addiction psychologist weighs in on the shocking release of Josh Gordon.
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Better late than never edition! Jeff is flying solo today because he was in a dang car accident and you animals started asking if this was a Bears podcast. Big …
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Week 2 NFL Betting Advice So…mistakes were made. Specifically one mistake. Sometimes with gambling, the eye test is true. No matter what people who are there to talk up specific …
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Start or Sit Chris Carson In this article we answer the question: should you start or sit Chris Carson in week two as the Chicago Bears host the Seattle Seahawks? …
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Who Is James Conner? Foreword: I am tasked with answering the question, “who is James Conner?” I would normally decline this assignment, as I don’t know him directly. But thanks …
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Should You Start Nick Foles over Ben Roethlisberger? This week my co-worker (Jeff Krisko) suggested that starting Big Ben Roethlisberger is the smart fantasy football play. In our week two …
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Start or Sit Ben Roethlisberger In this article we answer the question: should you start or sit Ben Roethlisberger in week two as the Steelers host the Kansas City Chiefs? …
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Start or Sit Matt Ryan? In this article we answer the question: should you start or sit Matt Ryan in week two as the Falcons host the Carolina Panthers? The …
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Week Two Defense Fantasy Football Time to discuss week two defense options that are probably on your league’s waiver wire. If you read my article on playing the waiver wire …
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Fantasy Football Podcast Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail give a Bears/Packers interview game with Lori and Kev on 104.9 The Morning X. For more football talk like this Bears/Packers …
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Start or Sit Ricky Seals-Jones First up at tight end this week is a sophomore tight end with an extraordinarily efficient rookie campaign. Should we start or sit Ricky Seals-Jones …
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This week, we take a look at a wide receiver coming off an injury in one of the league’s most potent offenses. This week, should we start or sit Chris …
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Fantasy Football Podcast Jeff & Mike kickoff (GET IT) the season with some Le’Veon Bell talk, some chortles at the Raiders and they discuss what they’re looking at in each …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. That includes week 1 defense …
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Start or Sit Bilal Powell This week, we take a look at a running back who technically isn’t even the starter. This week, should we start or sit Bilal Powell …
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Start or Sit Tevin Coleman This week, we take a look at a running back who technically isn’t even the starter. This week, should we start or sit Tevin Coleman …
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Start or Sit Jimmy Garoppolo? The 2018 fantasy football season is upon us. That means fantasy football owners get up on Sunday morning and proceed to rearrange their lineup six-or-seven …
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TIME TO FIGHT! Our latest fantasy football podcast shows Football Absurdity’s leading writers pulling no punches to prove they have the true answers to the most pressing fantasy football questions: …
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If you love micromanaging snap counts and taking a career part-time tight end as your TE1… check your head, but also, this Fantasy Football Trey Burton player profile is for …
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If you love to bank on tight ends with unsustainable rookie production, then this fantasy football Evan Engram player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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Andrew Luck is back! Does that mean that the Indianapolis Colts have finally stepped back from the precipice of the dumpster fire tier of the NFL? I mean, probably not, …
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The New York Jets could be the worst airline based disaster to ever befall the Northeastern United States. Is there anything more to say about this team? Apparently so. For …
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If you like your running backs with legs that don’t quit, then this fantasy football Saquon Barkley player profile is for you and Eli Manning. As we gear up to …
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If you want your wide receivers on two wheels, then this fantasy football JuJu Smith-Schuster player profile is for you! As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
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If you are addicted to dynamic wide receivers, then this fantasy football Josh Gordon player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football T.Y. Hilton player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you want your wide receivers paid, then this fantasy football Julio Jones player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
Read More If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Doug Baldwin player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Davante Adams player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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Before we get into our 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout, and bust, let’s do a quick primer: For the 2018 season, we will explore fantasy football sleepers, breakouts (or bounce …
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Before we get into our 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout, and bust, let’s do a quick primer: For the 2018 season we will explore fantasy football sleepers, breakouts (or bounce …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football DeAndre Hopkins player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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Before we get into our 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout, and bust, let’s do a quick primer. Football Absurdity will explore a sleeper, a breakout (or bounce back), and a …
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Before we get into our 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout, and bust, let’s do a quick primer. Football Absurdity will explore a sleeper, a breakout (or bounce back), and a …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Antonio Brown player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you are not worried about dropped passes, then this fantasy football Amari Cooper player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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How does the saying go? Save the best for last? Unfortunately for those who read through all of these in order, as we hit the last article in this 32-part …
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The 2017 and 2018 Jacksonville Jaguars made (and will continue to make) their hay on defense. That’s what happens when your offense is run by Blake Bortles. After snagging Leonard …
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The Indianapolis Colts had one heck of a lost season in 2017. Due to some severe Misfortunes, Jacoby Brissett was forced to shoulder the load for an offense that he …
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Finally, we come to the AFC South and the Houston Texans. The Texans had the most eye-popping five-game stretch of any team last season as Deshaun Watson set the league …
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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers will prove to be a fantasy football powerhouse in 2018. Despite his suspension, Jameis Winston has QB1 upside. Add Mike Evans, DeSean Jackson, OJ Howard, and …
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The New Orleans Saints had one of the best offenses in football last season and added two fantasy football eligible players in the draft. Are they worth rostering? Tre’Quan Smith, …
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The Carolina Panthers had a bit of a swoon in 2016, but bounced back to the playoffs in 2017. In the 2018 NFL Draft, they drafted only two players at …
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After spending all 2017 weathering 28-3 jokes, the Atlanta Falcons selected 3 players at standard fantasy football positions in the 2018 NFL draft. Are any of them worth having on your radar …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Allen Robinson player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you want your wide receivers overlooked, then this fantasy football AJ Green player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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If you like you wide receivers to catch everything thrown their way, then this fantasy football Adam Thielen player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
Read More The New York Jets took three 2018 rookie players at traditional fantasy football positions in this year’s NFL Draft. Are any of them worth taking a look at in your …
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If your running backs are just a reminder of your shame, then this fantasy football Todd Gurley player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you want highlight reel plays from your running back, then this Tarik Cohen player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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If you like your running backs overlooked, then you won’t want to miss this fantasy football Melvin Gordon player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
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If you think the beast might be vanquished, then this fantasy football Marshawn Lynch player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
Read More If you think the Colts offense is finally right, then this fantasy football Marlon Mack player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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If you think running backs need to get paid what they are worth, then this fantasy football Le’Veon Bell player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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If you want your running backs to be battering rams, then this fantasy football Leonard Fournette player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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Hopefully, this is the year that Tom Brady finally turns to trash and we get to point and laugh at him as he throws pick after pick after pick. But …
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The Miami Dolphins spent 2017 on hold, as Ryan Tannehill’s knee exploded so late in camp that they had to pluck an already-retired Jay Cutler away from the announcing booth …
Read More If you draft your running backs hoping they will finally be good, then this fantasy football Lamar Miller player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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If you are worried about your running backs ability to catch, then this fantasy football Jordan Howard player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you want your running backs talented and troubled, then this Joe Mixon player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
Read More The Buffalo Bills had an amazing offseason. Amazingly… bad (got ’em)! LeSean McCoy might not play, and they ditched the first quarterback to lead them to the playoffs since Rob …
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If you want yourself a running back whisperer, then this Jerick McKinnon player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More If you like your running backs with a change of scenery, then this fantasy football Isaiah Crowell player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you like a big belly full of running back, then this fantasy football Ezekiel Elliott player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
Read More If you love you some PPR backs, then this fantasy football Duke Johnson Jr. player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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If you are wondering whether your running back is in a timeshare, then this fantasy football Dion Lewis player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If you are wondering whether your running back will ever be great again, then this fantasy football Devonta Freeman player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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If you are wondering whether your running back is in a timeshare, then this fantasy football Derrick Henry player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If you are interested in only the best in your running backs, then this fantasy football David Johnson player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up …
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If ACL’s are an afterthought to you, then this fantasy football Dalvin Cook player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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If you love you some PPR backs, then this fantasy football Christian McCaffrey player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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The World Champion Philadelphia Eagles took just one fantasy football eligible player in the 2018 NFL Draft. No, they didn’t add to their stable of running backs or try to …
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Washington took two fantasy football eligible players in the 2018 NFL Draft, but they weren’t their crown jewel offseason acquisition. The team finally finished doing Kirk Cousins wrong by letting …
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If you want a running back who dares to do the impossible, then this fantasy football Alvin Kamara player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If you are wondering whether your running back has beaten back his competition, then this fantasy football Alex Collins player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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If you prefer your quarterbacks underappreciated, then you should appreciate this fantasy football Tyrod Taylor player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity …
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If you like your quarterbacks afraid of strawberries, then this fantasy football Tom Brady player profile will leave you in terror. As we gear up to the start of the …
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If you prefer your quarterbacks to be woven of the finest glass, then this fantasy football Sam Bradford player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If you want your quarterbacks to have personal experience playing wide receiver, then this fantasy football Ryan Tannehill player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Russell Wilson player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
Read More If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Philip Rivers player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Patrick Mahomes player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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If you are interested in the unknown when you select your quarterbacks, then let this fantasy football Mitchell Trubisky player profile teach you. As we gear up to the start …
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If the reliability of your starting quarterback matters to you, then this fantasy football Matthew Stafford player profile will keep you safe and warm at night. As we gear up …
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If you want your quarterbacks to look like they are about to tell a dad joke, then this fantasy football Matt Ryan player profile should make you chuckle reluctantly. As …
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If you like your quarterbacks to be chill, then sit back, relax and enjoy this fantasy football Marcus Mariota player profile. As we gear up to the start of the …
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If you want your quarterbacks competitive, then you will definitely like this fantasy football Kirk Cousins player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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The New York Giants were a top-to-bottom dumpster fire last season. The only team to lose to the Jimmy G-less 49ers last year ended up with the second overall pick. …
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As we turn our attention to the NFC East, we first look to the rookie’s drafted by the Dallas Cowboys. They are America’s team but this is mostly because that’s …
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Can a woman play football? YES! More than ever, women are making strides in the world of college football. Toni Harris is a safety playing on scholarship at Bethany college. …
Read More If you are interested in Hail Mary hero in your quarterback, then this fantasy football Josh McCown player profile is the answer to your prayers. As we gear up to the …
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If you have ever questioned the elite play of your quarterback, then this fantasy football Joe Flacco player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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If you enjoy forgetting about quarterbacks like St. Louis enjoys trying to forget football, then this fantasy football Jared Goff player profile is for you. As we gear up to …
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If you have decided to peruse quarterback player profiles while waiting for your Uber to arrive, then this fantasy football Jameis Winston player profile should Lyft you up. As we …
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If what you need from your quarterback is elite play, then this fantasy football Eli Manning player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Drew Bress player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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If you are all about getting hyped about quarterbacks this year, then this fantasy football Deshaun Watson player profile will get you pumped. As we gear up to the start …
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If you don’t want your team broken, you will definitely want to read this fantasy football Derek Carr player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
Read More Find out in this fantasy football Dak Prescott player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive …
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If you are interested in solving the mystery of what the Denver Broncos plan is at quarterback, then this fantasy football Case Keenum player profile is for you. As we …
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If you are interested in quarterbacks who are tearing the league apart, then this fantasy football Carson Wentz player profile will leave your ACL’s shredded. As we gear up to …
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If you are interested in looking as good as your fantasy quarterback plays, then this fantasy football Cam Newton player profile is the makeover you’ve been waiting for. As we …
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If you are interested in how something bad can end up being good, then this fantasy football Blake Bortles player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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If you are a football fan who just can’t take no for an answer, then this fantasy football Ben Roethlisberger player profile should be just what you need. As we …
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Try to be happy that you get to read all about the Red Rocket in this fantasy football Andy Dalton player profile. As we gear up to the start of …
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The only thing badder than this fantasy football Andrew Luck player profile is his throwing arm. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is …
Read More If you are worried about making a mistake in your fantasy draft, just ask yourself “What Would Captain Checkdown Do?” He would definitely read our fantasy football Alex Smith player …
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EDITOR’S NOTE: Revised 7/16/2018 It appears we here at Football Absurdity have offended our first professional athlete with this article. We were very excited to find that AJ McCarron followed …
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If you are interested in only the best quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Aaron Rodgers player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to the start …
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Mike debuts his spicy takes in part two of ourld predictions! Please subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and drop us a review! You can follow us @jmkrisko (Jeff), @rflredzone (Mike), or …
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The Steelers might boast the best roster in the AFC, top to bottom, and they added three fantasy football eligible players in the 2018 NFL draft, but are they worth …
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The Cleveland Browns have won just one game since they defeated the San Francisco 49ers on December 13, 2015. For reference, Blaine Gabbert and Jim Tomsula matched up against Mike …
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The Cincinnati Bengals already have a somewhat deep stable of fantasy football eligible options going into 2018. In the 2018 NFL Draft, they took a couple more. With A.J. Green, …
Read More The Baltimore Ravens drafted a whole mess of fantasy football eligible players in the 2018 NFL Draft (five of them). Despite the high number of players drafted to these positions, …
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It’s time we had a talk about Jimmy Graham. The latest Packer tight end we are trying to talk ourselves into is merely the newest in a long line of …
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The Minnesota Vikings promise to have one of the most fantasy football-prolific offenses in 2018. Kirk Cousins leads Adam Thielen, Stefon Diggs, Kyle Rudolph and Dalvin Cook into battle this …
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The Green Bay Packers took a couple running backs in the 2017 NFL Draft, snagging Jamaal Williams and Aaron Jones. This year, they spent all their offensive skill position chips …
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The Detroit Lions are one of the most inept teams in the NFL at running the football. Since they lost Reggie Bush in 2015, they’ve employed a stable of running …
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The Chicago Bears are one of the most-hyped teams of the 2018 offseason, but not a lot of that has to do with their offensive skill position additions from the …
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Jeff gives Mike a quiz and then leaves Mike physically disgusted as he gives five bold predictions/spicy hot takes for the first five rounds of fantasy football drafts. . Please subscribe …
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Our 2019 Fantasy Football Auction Values chart is up! Make these 2018 fantasy football auction values your primary weapon for destroying all of your auction leagues. (Updated 9/3/18) Last year’s …
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Football Absurdity’s own Evan Hoovler joins the podcast with Jeff and Mike to discuss his Ten Commandments of Fantasy Football Auctions. Please subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and drop us a review! …
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Evan: One day, it hit me, like a bolt of lightning from God: I like bossing my friends around, I like doing shrooms on top of a mountain. Therefore, I am …
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The Los Angeles Chargers have one of the deepest wide receiver corps in the NFL, so it will be difficult for one of their two rookies they snagged in the …
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The Oakland Raiders drafted just one fantasy football eligible player in the 2018 draft, and he’s not an especially exciting fantasy prospect for this year. The man goes by the …
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Jeff Krisko and Mike Valverde take a look at ADP & Tiers and the intersection of the two creating fantasy football snake draft strategy. Please subscribe on iTunes and drop us …
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The Kansas City Chiefs of the American Football Conference, West Division did not draft any fantasy-eligible players in the 2018 National Football League Draft. However, I stupidly set the minimum …
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The Denver Broncos spent 2017 losing more games than they had since before Tebowmania started, and going under .500 for the third time since we learned what a hanging Chad …
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Our 2018 Fantasy Football Halloween Team Names List Is Out Dynasty drafters: You’ve got your rookies, we’ve got funny 2018 rookie fantasy football team names.
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I don’t know if the 2018 Seattle Seahawks rookies will be good, but they will definitely be forced to clean their rooms with training camps opening up. What I do …
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The San Francisco 49ers didn’t expend a whole heck of a lot of middling draft capital on fantasy football-relevant players. Sure, they bolstered their offensive like with OT Mike McGlinchey, …
Read More Jeff Krisko and Mike Valverde take their first look at the 2018 season with Mike’s strength of schedule calculations in the inaugural episode. Plus, their latest pro-football-reference.com searches and worst …
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The Los Angeles Rams are one of several teams to only grab one of the big four fantasy football positions in the draft. They did it in the sixth round …
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The Arizona Cardinals may have snagged the best quarterback in the recent draft, and at worst, they still snagged a top-three QB at #10. The best part for them? They …
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It has been a week since the NFL draft wrapped up. Now, we wait. We wait desperately for any news about football, like a man dying of thirst in the …
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The NFL’s “legal tampering period” (AKA the real start to free agency, but with a delayed signing) started on Monday. Through the first couple of days, some clear winners and …
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The NFL’s “legal tampering period” (AKA the real start to free agency, but with a delayed signing) started on Monday. Through the first couple of days, some clear winners and …
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The NFL’s “legal tampering period” (AKA the real start to free agency, but with a delayed signing) started on Monday. Through the first couple of days, some clear winners and …
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The NFL’s “legal tampering period” (AKA the real start to free agency, but with a delayed signing) started on Monday, and through the first couple of days, some clear patterns …
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I feel quite a bit like a fraud, putting quarterbacks in my fantasy football top ten, only to call them potential busts just two days later. However, that is the …
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This is the first year that I have put up a fantasy football quarterback ranking, even a top-ten. It feels a bit disingenuous, then to put out sleepers and busts …
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Quarterback was quite a weird position this year in fantasy football. Three of the top five signal callers in fantasy football points per game came out of nowhere. Carson Wentz …
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