2024 Fantasy Football Quarterback Tiers
Tier-based drafting is a great way to proceed through your fantasy football drafts. It eschews linear rankings, where the difference between QB5 and QB6 is not as much as between …
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2023 Fantasy Football Quarterback Green Lights
Sleepers, breakouts, and busts are hack. Ignore that I posted over a dozen of them. But, they’re not super helpful when it comes to determining what picks you should be …
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2022 Fantasy Football Bust Quarterbacks
I never like making the fantasy football bust series. I really don’t. I want everyone to be good, and I want everyone’s sleepers to hit, and I don’t want anyone …
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2022 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks
Now that we’ve finished our 2022 Player Profiles, it’s time to take a look at the top sleepers at each position. Today, we cover sleeper quarterbacks. This is my favorite …
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2022 Baker Mayfield Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. Now that we’ve finished with …
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2022 Deshaun Watson Fantasy Football Player Profile
Oh boy, Deshaun Watson is looking to miss just six games this season, unless the NFL gets their way on appeal. Personally, I had hope for a whole season out …
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2022 Marcus Mariota Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. Our main push of five …
Read More 2022 Fantasy Football Quarterback Tiers
Now that we’ve completed the bulk of our player profiles, where we look at fantasy football drafts on a player-by-player basis. Now that that’s completed (and you can purchase all …
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2022 Davis Mills Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Carson Wentz Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Mac Jones Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Ryan Tannehill Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Matt Ryan Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Zach Wilson Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Jameis Winston Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Trevor Lawrence Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Justin Fields Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Tua Tagovailoa Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Kirk Cousins Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Trey Lance Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Derek Carr Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Aaron Rodgers Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Matthew Stafford Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Russell Wilson Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Dak Prescott Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Tom Brady Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Jalen Hurts Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Joe Burrow Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Kyler Murray Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Lamar Jackson Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Patrick Mahomes Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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2022 Justin Herbert Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More 2022 Josh Allen Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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Carson Strong 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown
Carson Strong Key Stats: Quarterback, Nevada Height: 6’3” Weight: 226 If QBs were forms of art he’d be a: Statue RAS: N/A Games Watched: Cal, Boise State, Kansas State, Fresno …
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Sam Howell 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown
Sam Howell Key Stats: Quarterback, University of North Carolina Height: 6’0” Weight: 218 Could Also Be: Baker Mayfield hiding behind a Baker Mayfield mask RAS: N/A Games Watched: PITT, Wake …
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Desmond Ridder 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown
Desmond Ridder Key Stats: Quarterback, Cincinnati Height: 6’3” Weight: 211 Back Foot: He’s throwin’ off it! RAS: 9.59 Games Watched: Indiana, Navy, Notre Dame, Houston, UCF, Tulane, Alabama Positives that …
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Malik Willis 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown
Malik Willis Key Stats: Quarterback, Liberty (fuck Jerry Falwell) Height: 6’0” Weight: 219 Jerry Falwell: Rotting in Hell RAS: N/A Games Watched: Old Dominion, Ole Miss, Syracuse, Eastern Michigan, Army, NC …
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Matt Corral 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown
Matt Corral Key Stats: Quarterback, Ole Miss Height: 6’1” Weight: 212 High Ankle: Sprained in Bowl Game RAS: N/A Games Watched: Louisville, Austin Peay, Tulane, Arkansas, Alabama, Tennessee, Auburn, Texas …
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Kenny Pickett 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown
Kenny Pickett Key Stats: Quarterback, Pitt Height: 6’03” Weight: 217 Hands: Infant-like RAS: 9.27 Games Watched: UMASS, Tennessee, Western Michigan, New Hampshire, Georgia Tech, Clemson, Miami, North Carolina Positives that …
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Fantasy Football: Free Agency Period Quarterback Winners & Losers
With free agency’s most impactful moves winding down (Green Bay please just sign a wide receiver) and teams turning their attention to the 2022 NFL Draft, it’s time we take …
Read More Who Were 2021’s Luckiest Quarterbacks?
When discussing quarterbacks, there’s something ineffable about their luckiness; some quality bestowed upon them from on high that aids in their predetermined destiny. A certain amount of luck seems to …
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Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Quarterback Busts
It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …
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Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Quarterback Sleepers
It’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …
Read More Fantasy Football 2022: Too Early Top 10 Quarterbacks
If there’s one thing that I know about humans, it’s that modern humans evolved 300,000 years ago, the modern brain evolved 100,000 years ago, and writing evolved about 5,500 years …
Read More 2021 Week 17 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks: Trey Lance of Longinus
Well, we’ve made it. It’s the fantasy football finals, which means that the NFL, again, successfully defeated COVID-19 and let us get a whole season in without a single cancelation. …
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2021 Week 16 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks: Taking Goff For the Holidays
I’m going to do something unprecedented in this article: I am going to recommend staying away from all of these guys, if you can help it. Things are a mess …
Read More 2021 Week 15 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks: It Takes Tua to Tango
We’re into the fantasy football playoffs, and ideally, we wouldn’t worry about streaming players or looking for sleeper quarterbacks. Unfortunately, COVID-19 is tearing through the NFL right now, which means …
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2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Taysom Hill a Must-Start Quarterback?
Taysom Hill isn’t a good real-life quarterback. Sorry to burst your bubble like that, but it’s true, unfortunately. It’s the number one complaint people levy about Hill, that he isn’t …
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2021 Week 14 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks: It’s All Up-Hill From Here
Welcome to the last week of the fantasy football regular season! We should hope that you have your quarterback sorted out as we head into the playoffs. But, maybe you …
Read More 2021 Week 13 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks: King of the (Taysom) Hill
Week thirteen is here and that means that it’s time to hunker down for the last couple weeks of the fantasy football regular season. Like every other week this year, …
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2021 Week 12 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks: Jimmy G-esus
This week, I am giving thanks for fantasy football managers who have given up on their leagues. These turkeys have made it easier for the rest of us to mash …
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2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Cam Newton a Must Start Quarterback Going Forward?
Cam Newton made his triumphant return to Carolina in week ten. He scored two touchdowns, screamed “I’M BACK” at the cameras, and was able to smirk and say that he …
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2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks Week 11: He’s Back
We’re through ten weeks of the fantasy football season and into week eleven, meaning that we have just four weeks left in the fantasy football regular season. If you’re reading …
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2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks Week 10: I Fought TLaw, and TLaw Won
A wild and woolly week nine is in the books, and we have moved onto double-digit numbers in fantasy football. That also means that we are two-thirds of the way …
Read More 2021 Fantasy Football Week 9 Sleeper Quarterbacks: Dying on this (Taysom) Hill
Well, week eight hurt and the hits kept on coming this week. We lost Jameis Winston to a torn ACL last week, and we lost Aaron Rodgers to COVID-19 this …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 8 Sleeper Quarterbacks: From Wentz He Came
The byepocalypse is in the books, and we all survived. Well, most of us. The Krisko household is a little light after my wife streamed Geno Smith. She silently walked …
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Fantasy Football Week 8 Absurdity Check: Can We Trust Jalen Hurts, the Garbage Time King?
Through his first 11 starts, Jalen Hurts does not have an inspiring passing line. He also seems to be the King of Garbage Time, pulling out last-second heroics to get …
Read More 2021 Fantasy Football Week 7 Sleeper Quarterbacks: Would I Lie Tua You?
Well, it’s finally here. The week seven byepocalypse has hit us. We will be without the fantasy football options on the Buffalo Bills, the Dallas Cowboys, the Jacksonville Jaguars, the …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Same Old Sam Darnold?
Through the first four weeks of the season, we were riding high on Sam Darnold. The most recent release from the Adam Gase Penitentiary for the Criminally Terrible at Football …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 6 Sleeper Quarterbacks: Cracking Open a Heinicke
The bye weeks are finally here. And it’s extremely appropriate that they come in the spookiest month since they give us frights and chills. As an aside, it’s incredibly nice …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 5 Sleeper Quarterbacks: Mind Your Dimes & Fantasy Points Will Follow
Starting around week five, sleepers start to get really weird. 0-4 teams have abandoned the season and the better teams aren’t scouring the waiver wire yet. It’s a nice little …
Read More 2021 Fantasy Football Week 4 Sleeper Quarterbacks: Too Handsome to Fail
We’re into the fourth week of the 2021 NFL season, and things are starting to shake apart at the seams. As the old adage goes, “if you have two quarterbacks, …
Read More 2021 Fantasy Football Week 3 Sleeper Quarterbacks: Justin-Bear-y Fields Forever
The NFL has two weeks in the books, and we’ve learned the same thing we learn every year about this time: we don’t know anything. The entropic nature of the …
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2021 Fantasy Football Week 2 Sleeper Quarterback List
Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. How are you feeling? Are you undefeated, atop the world, dauntless? Or are you winless; a bit of scum-sucking …
Read More 2021 Week 1 Fantasy Football Sleeper Quarterbacks
It’s fantasy football week one! Welcome, we’ve made it through the long, dark offseason and we are ready to set our lineups for week one. Not every team is perfect …
Read More Fantasy Football 2021 Preseason Risers & Fallers: Quarterback
Every offseason, the fantasy football community spends countless hours poring over game tape, metrics, measurables, and a whole host of other things to formulate a plan of attack for the …
Read More Quarterback Tiers for 2021 Fantasy Football Drafts
A great part about doing a bazillion fantasy football drafts is that you get to see trends develop. A quarterback run here, a drop-off in talent there; you start to …
Read More Rookie Quarterbacks: When Can We Expect Them To Start?
If you believe in their talent and ability to produce in 2021, then draft Trey Lance and Justin Fields! And you can draft Mac Jones if you feel like it. …
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Quarterback Busts for 2021 Fantasy Football
I never like making the fantasy football bust series. I really don’t. I want everyone to be good, and I want everyone’s sleepers to hit, and I don’t want anyone …
Read More Quarterback Sleepers for 2021 Fantasy Football
Now that we’ve finished our 2021 Player Profiles, it’s time to take a look at the top sleepers at each position. Today, we cover sleeper quarterbacks. This is my favorite …
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Quarterback Kneeling’s Dangerous Ramifications For Fantasy Football
Psych! I am not here to relitigate the Colin Kaepernick black balling. Instead, I am hear to talk about a secret, hidden danger to quarterback evaluation in fantasy football… There’s …
Read More NFL Draft 2021 Fantasy Football 10 Second Scouting: Quarterback
The NFL Draft is finally here and with it a whole new crop of players for you to worry about. There are dozens and dozens of names, to learn, but …
Read More Fantasy Football: Quarterbacks With the Most to Lose
The NFL Draft starts up next week, and with it, the league’s landscape flips on its head. There are at least four and up to six quarterbacks going in the …
Read More Rookie Quarterbacks & Fantasy Football Usefulness
The hullabaloo surrounding the quarterbacks in the 2021 NFL Draft is reaching a fever pitch. With up to four different quarterbacks going in the first four picks, and six potentially …
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Free Agency Winners & Losers: Quarterback
On the Football Absurdity Podcast yesterday, we pretty much determined that free agency dwindled to a close. Numerous running backs are still out there to ruin some backfields, but it’s …
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If Drew Lock isn’t the Answer For Denver, Then Who is?
The Denver Broncos have everything in place for a quarterback to succeed in their offense. They’ve stacked the deck with Jerry Jeudy, Cortland Sutton, K.J. Hamler, Noah Fant, Albert Okwuegbunam, …
Read More Quarterback Top 10 Fantasy Football 2021: Too Early Edition
The 2021 fantasy football top-ten quarterback list was a difficult list for me to make this year. I’m not entirely certain that I am happy with these top ten, but …
Read More Quarterback Too Early 2021 Fantasy Football Sleepers
The best part of every fantasy football season is digging up the sleepers. Now that I’ve finished my team-by-team review of each team’s 2020, and somewhat less importantly, the Super …
Read More Fantasy Football: Konami Code Quarterbacks Are No Longer A Luxury
Last week, we finished our What to Remember series, and those pieces started my brain humming. There have been some overarching trends for each position this season. So, this is …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Mitchell Trubisky – A Tale of Two QBs
Two weeks ago, if you were listening to sports radio in Chicago and someone had talked about resigning Mitchell Trubisky next year, you would have thought that person was insane. …
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Quarterback Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 16: You May Field Mayfield
We made it, folks! It’s the fantasy football finals, and it’s time for our final edition of quarterback sleepers. What a crazy year it was, with the Titans being the …
Read More 2020 Week 16 Advice / Chicago Bears / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2020 / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Mitchell Trubisky, Baker Mayfield, or Jalen Hurts in Fantasy Football Week 16?
It’s week sixteen and that means it is either the championship or you play in a dumb, bad league. There is no position that scores more points than quarterbacks, which …
Read More Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is it Marcus Mariota Time?
The Las Vegas Raiders lost starting quarterback Derek Carr in their Thursday Night Football matchup against the Chargers. Carr pulled his groin on the second drive and Jon Gruden & …
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Quarterback Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 15: Love Hurts
If you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a quarterback sleeper. But, if you do, we …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: What To Expect From Philip Rivers
There is nothing sadder than when a good quarterback goes bad. In the case of Philip Rivers, there is no denying that we are seeing a shadow of Rivers’ former …
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2020 Week 15 Advice / Denver Broncos / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Rams / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Jared Goff, Drew Lock or Matthew Stafford in Fantasy Football Week 15?
Congratulations. If you’re reading this, it means that you made it to the semi-finals in your fantasy football league. Or it means that you’re taking your consolation bracket extremely seriously. …
Read More Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Drew Lock a Lock for the Fantasy Playoffs?
Drew Lock was actually good in week fourteen! Well, more specifically, he scored a lot of fantasy football points. For our purposes, that’s kind of the same thing, right? Is …
Read More 2020 Week 14 Advice / Chicago Bears / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2020 / Indianapolis Colts / Quarterback / Sleepers
Quarterback Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 14: Cry Me a Rivers
It’s time for the 2020 fantasy football playoffs. Hopefully, you have all the guys you need on your roster already. If you don’t, we have a quarterback sleeper list here …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: What Happened to Lamar Jackson?
Lamar Jackson was so exciting in 2019 that he the first quarterback taken in most fantasy football leagues this year. Now as we approach the fantasy playoffs, many people are …
Read More 2020 Week 14 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Chargers / Minnesota Vikings / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Justin Herbert, Kirk Cousins, or Derek Carr in Fantasy Football Week 14?
I’m proud of us. I’m proud of you, and I’m proud of myself. The NFL? Not so much. Their coronavirus handling kept the league (mostly) on schedule, but they allowed …
Read More Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Can We (Still) Trust Justin Herbert?
Well, that one hurt. If you’re reading this, it probably means that you’re frantically hoping to find a way to hatch the egg that Justin Herbert laid in week thirteen. …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Can We Trust Baker Mayfield?
Baker Mayfield spent his Sunday afternoon throwing for 334 yards and four touchdowns. The Browns tossed aside the Tennessee Titans in the battle of two 8-3 squads. We had left …
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2020 Week 13 Advice / Chicago Bears / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2020 / Miami Dolphins / Quarterback / Sleepers
Quarterback Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 13: Practical Fitzmagic
If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would make it to this point… and we almost didn’t. COVID-19 ravaged the league last week, with dozens of …
Read More 2020 Week 13 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Minnesota Vikings / New Orleans Saints / Pittsburgh Steelers / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Taysom Hill, Kirk Cousins, or Derek Carr in Fantasy Football Week 13?
Well, at this point, we are just going to move on with the NFL season, with or without the Baltimore Ravens. With their week twelve matchup with the Steelers set …
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Quarterback Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 12: Bounce Back Baker
It’s the week of Thanksgiving and I am fussy about the Thursday Night game getting canceled because the Ravens just love getting coronavirus. They love it so much, they should …
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2020 Week 12 Advice / Baltimore Ravens / Dallas Cowboys / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Pittsburgh Steelers / Quarterback / Running Back / Sleepers / Tight End / Washington Commanders / Wide Receiver
Thanksgiving Day Fantasy Football Sleepers
It’s time for the Thanksgiving Day games, and with it, a full slate of six teams [update: four teams] to futilely try to pull value from the games. Just like …
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2020 Week 12 Advice / Baltimore Ravens / Dallas Cowboys / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Pittsburgh Steelers / Quarterback / Running Back / Start or Sit / Tight End / Washington Commanders / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Fantasy Football: Thanksgiving Edition
This year, we get our usual triple-tap set of Thanksgiving games, but this year, we don’t have to argue with our uncle about whether or not the change in frequency …
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2020 Week 11 Advice / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2020 / New Orleans Saints / Quarterback / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Quarterback Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 11: Party Like it’s 2017
It’s week eleven, so you really shouldn’t be in a pinch at quarterback at this point. Or, you’re like me: you have Josh Allen everywhere and kept telling yourself that …
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2020 Week 11 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Miami Dolphins / New England Patriots / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Tua Tagovailoa, Cam Newton, or Carson Wentz in Fantasy Football Week 11?
We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
Read More 2020 Week 10 Advice / Chicago Bears / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / Miami Dolphins / Quarterback / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 10: One O’Clock Tua Clock Three O’Clock Rock
It’s week ten! We did it! We reached a point in the season where the NFL is just going to grit their teeth and push right through to the end …
Read More 2020 Week 10 Advice / Cleveland Browns / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Drew Lock, Derek Carr, or Baker Mayfield in Fantasy Football Week 10?
We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
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2020 Week 9 Advice / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Las Vegas Raiders / Quarterback / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 9: Lock the Carr (Take 2)
I waited as long as I could to write the intro to this, but Nevada and Arizona outlasted me. Here are some quarterback sleepers for week nine. Now, if you’ll …
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2020 Week 9 Advice / Buffalo Bills / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Derek Carr, Josh Allen, or Matthew Stafford in Fantasy Football Week 9?
I can’t believe we are already over halfway done with the fantasy football season. If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would get here. I didn’t. …
Read More 2020 Week 8 Advice / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 8: Lock the Carr
We’re halfway through the fantasy football season this week! Big congratulations to all of us! We’ve fought injuries, COVID-19, more injuries, SARS-CoV-2, even more injuries, the novel coronavirus, and of …
Read More 2020 Week 8 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Chargers / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Jimmy Garoppolo, Carson Wentz, or Justin Herbert in Fantasy Football Week 8?
After this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …
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2020 Week 7 Advice / Carolina Panthers / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2020 / Miami Dolphins / Quarterback / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Sleeper Quarterbacks Fantasy Football Week 7: Two Gloves, One Slot
It’s week seven, and every single fantasy football team is in shambles. Well, not every team, but a lot of them! It’s time to plug in the holes in your …
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Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Los Angeles Chargers / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Week 7 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Justin Herbert, Gardner Minshew, or Teddy Bridgewater in Fantasy Football Week 7?
If you don’t have one of the top-tier quarterbacks on your fantasy roster, it is easy to worry about who you should start. Lucky for you, the only thing more …
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2020 Week 6 Advice / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / Miami Dolphins / Minnesota Vikings / Quarterback / Sleepers
Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 6: Kissing Cousins
More coronavirus! Who would have thought, huh? Anyway, things are a mess right now! To make matters worse, the NFL is spinning up the bye weeks. Oh boy, that means …
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2020 Week 6 Advice / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Pittsburgh Steelers / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Start or Sit Eric Ebron, T.J. Hockenson, or Rob Gronkowski in Fantasy Football Week 6?
I already had my meltdowns about the NFL schedule in the QB start or sit article, and the WR start or sit article. Let’s not rehash how my brain is …
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2020 Week 6 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / New York Jets / Pittsburgh Steelers / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Chase Claypool, Laviska Shenault, or Jamison Crowder in Fantasy Football Week 6?
It’s week six, and coronavirus is steadily making its way through the NFL. You and your fellow survivors from the coronacalypse are traveling down the road and you meet a …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Ryan Fitzpatrick For Real?
Every couple of years, Ryan Fitzpatrick puts a spell on us. Let’s call that spell Fitzmagic. He comes into the season hot and we find ourselves asking if this can …
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2020 Week 6 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Minnesota Vikings / Pittsburgh Steelers / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Kirk Cousins, Ben Roethlisberger, or Gardner Minshew in Fantasy Football Week 6?
It’s week six, and everything is on fire. Coronavirus is rampaging through the league and the NFL has done the prudent thing and has canceled the sea—hahaha, sorry couldn’t keep …
Read More 2020 Week 5 Advice / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Chargers / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers
Sleeper Quarterbacks Fantasy Football Week 5: Bridge over Troubled Water
Four weeks are in the books and everything is a disaster! The Titans are having secret practices, Cam Newton still has COVID-19, and Patrick Mahomes might get it any second …
Read More 2020 Week 5 Advice / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Rams / Minnesota Vikings / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Jared Goff, Kirk Cousins, or Teddy Bridgewater in Fantasy Football Week 5?
Four weeks of the NFL are in the books and coronavirus is steadily making its way through the league, threatening the future of the 2020 season everything is great! We …
Read More 2020 Week 4 Advice / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2020 / Minnesota Vikings / Quarterback / Sleepers
Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 4: If the Shoe Fitz(Patrick)
Oh, man! Injuries! Coronavirus! Mitchell Trubisky sucking out loud and getting his butt benched! At least one of these things was unexpected, but in a more real sense, you could …
Read More 2020 Week 4 Advice / Cincinnati Bengals / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Miami Dolphins / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Joe Burrow, Ryan Fitzpatrick, or Matthew Stafford in Fantasy Football Week 4?
After this week is over, we will be 25% of the way through the fantasy football season, well… unless the Tennessee Titans get their way. The season is going so …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Nick Foles Worth Starting?
When all hope was gone, Nick Foles came around and made players on the Chicago Bears fantasy football relevant again. People remembered why they drafted Allen Robinson so high. Anthony …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: What’s the Deal With Kenyan Drake?
For this week’s Absurdity Checks, I first thought of Kenyan Drake and Joe Mixon. But then, I looked at Kenyan Drake’s numbers and thought that Drake didn’t make for a …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: What’s the Deal With Joe Mixon?
Through three games, few players have done less for their fantasy football managers than Cincinnati Bengals’ running back Joe Mixon. Fantasy players are apoplectic at his production so far, and …
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Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 3
RAGE—Goddess, sing the rage of Gridiron’s son Achilles (and ACLs), murderous, doomed, that cost the NFL countless losses, hurling down to the House of IR so many sturdy souls, great …
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2020 Week 3 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Tennessee Titans
Start or Sit Tom Brady, Ryan Tannehill or Gardner Minshew in Fantasy Football Week 3?
It is week three of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. The theme of this week’s …
Read More Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Gardner Minshew a Top-12 Quarterback?
We’re currently (mostly) through the first two weeks of the fantasy football season. As of writing this, Gardner Minshew sits at QB10 in fantasy points per game (23.14) after a …
Read More Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 2: Old Man River(s)
Fantasy football week two is here, and you probably have some disappointments on your roster already. If you’re looking for some extra punch in your lineup, look no further than …
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Start or Sit Gardner Minshew, Carson Wentz, or Jared Goff in Fantasy Football Week 2?
Fantasy football week one is in the books, and we had a lot of our questions answered… or did we? You can’t make a pattern with one data point, and …
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Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 1: Handsome James’ TD Depot
It’s week one of the 2020 NFL season, which hopefully means that you drafted a quarterback that you liked to start this week. If you didn’t, don’t worry, we have …
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2020 Week 1 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / New England Patriots / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Start or Sit Tom Brady, Cam Newton, or Jimmy Garoppolo in Fantasy Football Week 1?
This week, we kick off our 2020 start or sit series by taking a look at three quarterbacks who have felt the subtle, soft, loving touch of Bill Belichick at …
Read More 2020 Fantasy Football Quarterback Tiers
A great part about doing a bazillion fantasy football drafts is that you get to see trends develop. A quarterback run here, a drop off in talent there; you start …
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Bust Quarterbacks for 2020 Fantasy Football
It’s August, so we finally have some truly representative fantasy football average draft position data. We start off by looking at quarterback sleepers and busts and try to sort out …
Read More 2020 Carson Wentz Fantasy Football Player Profile
I’m not sure what it says about Carson Wentz that in our first run of player profiles, we got to Teddy Bridgewater before Carson Wentz. At least there’s something to …
Read More Sleeper Quarterbacks for 2020 Fantasy Football
It’s the first week of August, so we finally have some truly representative fantasy football average draft position data. We start off by looking at quarterback sleepers and busts, and …
Read More Who Were 2019’s Luckiest Quarterbacks?
Who Were 2019’s Luckiest Quarterbacks? Is a reprint of an article originally posted in our Patreon community in May. During the offseason, we bring our community original and unique research …
Read More 2020 Cam Newton Fantasy Football Player Profile
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Read More 2020 Patrick Mahomes Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Drew Brees Fantasy Football Player Profile
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Read More 2020 Ryan Tannehill Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Tom Brady Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Ben Roethlisberger Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Russell Wilson Fantasy Football Player Profile
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Read More 2020 Philip Rivers Fantasy Football Player Profile
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Read More 2020 Deshaun Watson Fantasy Football Player Profile
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Read More 2020 Aaron Rodgers Fantasy Football Player Profile
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Read More 2020 Matthew Stafford Fantasy Football Player Profile
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Read More 2020 Drew Lock Fantasy Football Player Profile
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Read More 2020 Dak Prescott Fantasy Football Player Profile
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Read More 2020 Baker Mayfield Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Joe Burrow Fantasy Football Player Profile
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Read More 2020 Teddy Bridgewater Fantasy Football Player Profile
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Read More 2020 Josh Allen Fantasy Football Player Profile
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2020 Lamar Jackson Fantasy Football Player Profile
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Read More 2020 Matt Ryan Fantasy Football Player Profile
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Read More 2020 Kyler Murray Fantasy Football Player Profile
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Fantasy Football Fallout: Nick Foles Traded To Chicago Bears
The Bears made their biggest splash of the 2020 offseason by trading a fourth-round compensatory pick to the Jacksonville Jaguars for Nick Foles. The biggest story for the Bears this …
Read More Fantasy Football Fallout: Philip Rivers Signs With the Indianapolis Colts
The Colts getting a quarterback via free agency is new to me but they pried Philip Rivers away from the Los Angeles Chargers. As a life-long Colts fan (40-years), the …
Read More Fantasy Football Fallout: Tom Brady, Tampa Bay Buccaneer
Well, the mad lad went and did it. Tom Brady sent the free agency world ablaze on Tuesday, announcing in the morning that he would no longer be on the …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: Tennessee Titans Re-Sign Ryan Tannehill
The Tennessee Titans spent just a fourth-round pick to secure Ryan Tannehill’s services in 2019. To keep him in and around the Nashville area, they spent quite a bit more. …
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Fantasy Football 2020: Pre-Free Agency QB Sleepers
The NFL Combine is over, and NFL Free Agency doesn’t start for another couple of weeks. We sit, serenely, in this downtime of takes (Mike Florio, as always, excluded). Fortunately …
Read More Free Agency Primer: Quarterbacks
The confetti is all but swept away from this past Sunday’s Super Bowl. Congratulations to the Chiefs and their fans! Unfortunately, the rest of the league and their fans are …
Read More Arizona Cardinals / Los Angeles Chargers / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Week 16 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Carson Wentz, Kyler Murray, or Philip Rivers in Week 16?
Should I Start or Sit Carson Wentz, Kyler Murray, or Philip Rivers in Week 16? Not great, Bob! That pretty much sums up my start or sit picks over the …
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Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2019 / Miami Dolphins / Quarterback / Sleepers / Washington Commanders / Week 16 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Quarterback Sleepers Week 16: You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid!
It’s the fantasy football finals, and that means that it’s our last round of quarterback sleepers for the season! To qualify for this article, the quarterback sleepers must be available …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Quarterback / Running Back / Tight End / Waiver Wire / Week 16 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 16 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week fifteen of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a person can make. You thought Chris Godwin would lead you through the fantasy …
Read More Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Tom Brady Droppable?
It seems to happen every year lately. The annual, inevitable demise of Tom Brady rears its ugly head. He has enough juice left in him to stop it out, but …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Indianapolis Colts / Miami Dolphins / New York Giants / Quarterback / Sleepers / Week 15 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Quarterback Sleepers Week 15: ELIte
First of all, huge congratulations to the fantasy football community for wising up and removing Ryan Tannehill (47% owned last week, up to 58%) from this QB sleepers list. Congratulations, …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Quarterback / Running Back / Tight End / Waiver Wire / Week 15 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 15 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week fourteen of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. You thought Alvin Kamara would win you your fantasy league…and …
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Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2019 / New York Jets / Quarterback / Sleepers / Tennessee Titans / Week 14 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Quarterback Sleepers Week 14: King of Tanne Hill
Welcome to the fantasy football playoffs! Things are always changing, so the quarterback sleepers article will always be here to help you with your quarterback streaming decisions. We help you …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Quarterback / Running Back / Tight End / Waiver Wire / Week 14 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 14 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week thirteen of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. You thought Sam Darnold would nuke the New York Jets… …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Miami Dolphins / New York Giants / Quarterback / Sleepers / Tennessee Titans
Fantasy Football Playoff Quarterback Matchup Rankings
The fantasy football playoffs are almost here, and it’s time to start looking ahead to who you can trust in the most important time of the year. Below, Football Absurdity …
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Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2019 / Jacksonville Jaguars / New York Jets / Quarterback / Sleepers / Tennessee Titans / Week 13 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Quarterback Sleepers Week 13: Hey Man, You Looking to Score?
You lookin’ for week 13 quarterback sleepers? Don’t make eye contact. Just sit down. Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you’re a cop. Heard you were …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Quarterback / Running Back / Tight End / Waiver Wire / Week 13 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 13 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week 12 of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. That means it’s time for me to help you make …
Read More Buffalo Bills / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2019 / New York Jets / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Week 12 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Josh Allen, or Sam Darnold in Week 12?
Should I Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Josh Allen, or Sam Darnold in Week 12? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Fantasy Football Week 12 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your week 12 waiver wire needs on one page! Week eleven of …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Los Angeles Chargers / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Week 11 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Carson Wentz, Jimmy Garoppolo, or Philip Rivers Week 11
We’re changing up the start or sit challenge scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: This week, I’ll be spotlighting quarterbacks ranked around 12th and tell you if …
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Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2019 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Miami Dolphins / Quarterback / Sleepers / Week 11 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Eleven Quarterback Sleepers – The Return of BDN
It’s time for fantasy football week eleven, and half the teams in the league have had to turn to a backup quarterback at this point. Whether you’re an Aaron Rodgers, …
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Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2019 / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Washington Commanders / Week 11 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Jared Cook, Greg Olsen, or O.J. Howard in Week 11?
Should I Start or Sit Jared Cook, Greg Olsen, or O.J. Howard in Week 11 As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Fantasy Football Week 11 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional week eleven waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week eleven of …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Indianapolis Colts / Miami Dolphins / Quarterback / Sleepers / Tennessee Titans / Week 10 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Ten QB Sleepers – Impractical Fitzmagic
It’s fantasy football week ten, and you, in theory, should have your starting quarterback by now. But fantasy football theories are about as useful as the Jets against the Dolphins …
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Comedy / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2019 / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Washington Commanders / Week 10 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Jimmy Garoppolo , Kirk Cousins, or Dak Prescott in Week 10?
Should I Start Jimmy Garoppolo , Kirk Cousins, or Dak Prescott in Week 10 This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Quarterback / Running Back / Tight End / Waiver Wire / Week 10 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 10 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week ten of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. You thought the Patriots defense was unbeatable… and you were …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Las Vegas Raiders / Miami Dolphins / New York Jets / Quarterback / Sleepers / Week 9 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Nine QB Sleepers – Can’t Monobody Hold Me Down
It’s fantasy football week nine, which means we’re only seven weeks from fantasy championships, and over halfway through the real fantasy football season. “What about week seventeen championships?” you might …
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Fantasy Football Week 9 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week seven of the 2019 …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Miami Dolphins / New Orleans Saints / Quarterback / Sleepers / Tennessee Titans / Week 8 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Eight QB Sleepers – The Return of Fitzmagic?
It’s fantasy football week eight, which means we’re over halfway to the fantasy football playoffs, and halfway through the real fantasy football season. “What about week seventeen championships?” you might …
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Fantasy Football Week 8 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week seven of the 2019 …
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Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2019 / Indianapolis Colts / New York Giants / Quarterback / Sleepers / Week 7 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Seven QB Sleepers – Droppin’ Dimes
We’ve hit week seven, and the halfway point to most fantasy football leagues. We’ve also seemingly reached the ceremonial drop-dead point for a lot of teams in fantasy football leagues. …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Quarterback / Running Back / Tight End / Waiver Wire / Week 7 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 7 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week six of the 2019 …
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Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2019 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Quarterback / Sleepers / Washington Commanders / Week 5 2019 Fantasy Coverage / Week 6 2019 Fantasy Advice
Week Six QB Sleepers – The Gardner Snake
Week six is here, which means that we’re almost halfway through this fantasy football season. We’ve seen some incredible ups and downs from quarterback, and the attrition at the position …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 6 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week five of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. You sat D.J. Chark for Stefon Diggs. You started Jameis …
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Chicago Bears / Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2019 / Indianapolis Colts / Quarterback / Sleepers / Week 5 2019 Fantasy Coverage
Week Five QB Sleepers – Chasing Andy
Check out our week five fantasy football quarterback sleepers below! As always, these guys are owned in fewer than 50% of Yahoo! leagues, with one player available in over 90% …
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Fantasy Football Week 5 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week four of the 2019 …
Read More Carolina Panthers / Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2019 / Quarterback / Sleepers / Washington Commanders / Week 4 2019 Fantasy Coverage
Week Four QB Sleepers
It’s hard to believe that we’re already on week four of this fantasy football season. Between mono, thumbs, sudden retirements, elbows, feet, clavicles, and chronic Ryan Fitzpatrickness or Eli Manningitis, …
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Fantasy Football Week 4 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week one of the 2019 …
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Carolina Panthers / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Indianapolis Colts / Quarterback / Sleepers
Fantasy Football 2019: Week Three Quarterback Sleepers
Welcome, desperate masses who lost Drew Brees, or Ben Roethlisberger, or Eli Manning, or (probably) Cam Newton. Egads. At a position where you usually only roster one guy, QB turned …
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Fantasy Football Week 3 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week one of the 2019 …
Read More Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2019 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Las Vegas Raiders / Quarterback / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Fantasy Football 2019: Week Two Quarterback Sleepers
It’s my favorite time of year: small sample size season. It makes for extraordinarily easy (but potentially wrong) kneejerk decisions about players and matchups. Like a bold young buck, going …
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Fantasy Football Week 1: Start or Sit Winston, Stafford, or Garoppolo?
It’s fantasy football week one, which means the first of sixteen weeks of agonizing over every single lineup decision. We at Football Absurdity want to help you with the hardest …
Read More Fantasy Football 2019: Week One Quarterback Sleepers
The future car salesmen are cut, the Labor Day grills are extinguished, and it’s officially time for the spiritual beginning of fall… fantasy football week one! Every year, we take …
Read More Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Back End Backup Quarterbacks
It’s August, which means that it’s time to look closely at fantasy football drafts. Evan Hoovler has your auction strategy covered, but it’s time to figure out the time-honored tradition …
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Read More2019 Fantasy Football Russell Wilson Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Matt Ryan Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Ben Roethlisberger Player Profile
Ben Roethlisberger (Source https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Ben_Roethlisberger_2007.jpg under https:https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0) As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player …
Read More2019 Fantasy Football Aaron Rodgers Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Baker Mayfield Player Profile
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Football Absurdity Fantasy Football Podcast – You Think a Quarterback is a Refund?
Jeff (@jeffkrisko), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook) and Mike (@RFLRedZone) talk the Tyreek Hill news, and get into a heated argument about Tevin Coleman, of all things. Then, we talk …
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2019 Fantasy Football Sam Darnold Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Eli Manning Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Matthew Stafford Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Dak Prescott Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Cam Newton Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Patrick Mahomes Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Drew Brees Player Profile
If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Drew Bress player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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Atlanta Falcons / Busts / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2019 / New Orleans Saints / Quarterback
Fantasy Football: Way Too Early 2019 QB Busts
Way Too Early 2019 Fantasy Football QB Busts The Super Bowl is over, and Tom Brady won his sixth ring in nine tries. God is dead, and the 2018 NFL …
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Buffalo Bills / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2019 / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers
Fantasy Football: Way Too Early 2019 QB Sleepers
Way Too Early 2019 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers The Super Bowl is over, and Tom Brady won his sixth ring in nine tries. God is dead, and the 2018 NFL …
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Week 16 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers – Just Get Josh Allen Already, Sheesh
Week 16 QB Sleepers It’s the fantasy football finals, which means you have more cajones than anyone on earth to be checking out QB sleepers. Nevertheless, we are here to …
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Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2018 / Los Angeles Rams / New England Patriots / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 16: Start or Sit Newton, Goff, or Tom Brady?
Start or Sit Cam Newton, Jared Goff, or Tom Brady? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Buffalo Bills / Cleveland Browns / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2018 / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 16: Start or Sit Prescott, Mayfield, or Allen?
Start or Sit Dak Prescott, Baker Mayfield, or Josh Allen? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Fantasy Football Week 16 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week 15 is almost behind …
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Baltimore Ravens / Buffalo Bills / Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2018 / Quarterback / Sleepers
Fantasy Football Week 15 QB Sleepers – Joshin’ Around
Week 15 QB Sleepers To be honest with you, this isn’t an article you should want to be reading during the fantasy football semifinals. If you’re looking for QB sleepers …
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Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Tennessee Titans
Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Mariota, Winston, or Cousins?
Start or Sit Marcus Mariota, Jameis Winston, or Kirk Cousins? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, and every start or sit decision could mean the last fantasy decision you make for …
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Baltimore Ravens / Buffalo Bills / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2018 / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Allen, Prescott, or Jackson?
Start or Sit Josh Allen, Dak Prescott, or Lamar Jackson? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, and every start or sit decision could mean the last fantasy decision you make for …
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Fantasy Football Week 15 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week 15 Waiver Wire Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 QB Sleepers – All-in on Allen
Fantasy Football Week 14 QB Sleepers If you are rolling with QB sleepers in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs, then hats off to you. That’s a ballsy …
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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Stafford, Cousins, or Wentz?
Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Matt Stafford, Kirk Cousins, or Carson Wentz? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, …
Read More Buffalo Bills / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2018 / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Winston, Mayfield, or Josh Allen?
Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Jameis Winston, Baker Mayfield, or Josh Allen It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week 13 is almost behind …
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Baltimore Ravens / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2018 / Quarterback / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Week 13 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers – Colt 45
Week 13 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers The bye weeks are over, so only the truly desperate are searching for QB sleepers at this point. Either that or you’re a savvy …
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Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2018 / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Tom Brady
Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Mayfield, Brady, or Wentz?
Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Tom Brady, or Carson Wentz? It’s week 13, which means for many of us it is a de facto week one …
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Fantasy Football Week 13 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Week 12 is almost behind us and with it your belief that you can properly evaluate fantasy players. Some of you thought owning Melvin Gordon meant you didn’t have to …
Read More Baltimore Ravens / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2018 / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers
Week 12 QB Sleepers – L’Amour Lamar
Week 12 QB Sleepers – L’Amour Lamar Welcome, Jared Goff and Patrick Mahomes owners! Hello, fools who believed Ryan Fitzpatrick was the answer! Football Absurdity’s week 12 QB sleepers list …
Read More Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2018 / New York Giants / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Mayfield, Mullens, or Manning?
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Nick Mullens, or Eli Manning? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Cincinnati Bengals / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Washington Commanders
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Prescott, Dalton, or Cousins?
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Dak Prescott, Andy Dalton, or Kirk Cousins? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 12 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet
Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week 11 is almost behind …
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Baltimore Ravens / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2018 / New York Giants / Quarterback / Sleepers
Week 11 QB Sleepers – Dak Attack!
Week 11 QB Sleepers Every week, we highlight QB sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
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Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Washington Commanders
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Dalton, Cousins, or Alex Smith?
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Andy Dalton, Kirk Cousins, or Alex Smith? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Arizona Cardinals / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2018 / New York Giants / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Manning, Prescott, or Rosen?
Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Eli Manning, Dak Prescott, or Josh Rosen? Week 11 is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 11 Waiver Wire QBs (AKA Should I Pick up Mariota)
Week 11 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 10 is almost behind us and with it your belief that you can properly evaluate quarterbacks. Some of you thought Andrew Luck …
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Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2018 / New York Jets / Quarterback / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Fantasy Football Week 10 QB Sleepers – McCowning the Competition
Fantasy Football Week 10 QB Sleepers Every week, we try to help you find QB sleepers that have great matchups that could make the difference between victory or defeat in …
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Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2018 / Los Angeles Chargers / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Washington Commanders
Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Mayfield, Rivers, or Alex Smith?
Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Philip Rivers, or Alex Smith? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
Read More Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / New England Patriots / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Stafford, Brady, or Mullens?
Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Matthew Stafford, Tom Brady, or Nick Mullens? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 10 Waiver Wire QBs (aka Just Mullen Over Quarterback Options)
Week 10 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week nine is behind us and with it your belief that you can properly evaluate quarterbacks. Some of you thought the 49ers …
Read More Baltimore Ravens / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2018 / New York Jets / Quarterback / Sleepers
Week 9 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers – Hey, Darnold!
Week 9 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers – Hey, Darnold! Every week at Football Absurdity, we hope to provide you with actionable fantasy football advice. Whether it’s our weekly waiver wire …
Read More Dallas Cowboys / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2018 / Pittsburgh Steelers / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Prescott, Keenum, or Roethlisberger?
Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Dak Prescott, Case Keenum, or Ben Roethlisberger? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one of …
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Baltimore Ravens / Chicago Bears / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2018 / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Mayfield, Trubisky, or Flacco?
Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Mitchell Trubisky, or Joe Flacco? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Fantasy Football Week 9 Waiver Wire QBs (aka What Is Dead May Never Die )
Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 9 Waiver Wire QBs Week eight is behind us and any quarterback worth rostering is gone. Some of you thought there would …
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Cleveland Browns / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2018 / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers
Week 8 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers – Throwing May-Bakers
Week 8 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers It’s finally week eight, which means that the fantasy football season is already half over. This isn’t true if you play in a league …
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Carolina Panthers / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Houston Texans / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Newton, Stafford, or Watson?
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Cam Newton, Matthew Stafford, or Deshaun Watson? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Chicago Bears / Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2018 / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Trubisky, Winston, or Dalton?
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Mitchell Trubisky, Jameis Winston, or Andy Dalton? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Fantasy Football Week 8 Waiver Wire QBs (aka All About Dak Quarterback)
Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week seven is behind us and with it your belief that you can properly evaluate quarterbacks. Some of you thought Cam Newton was …
Read More Baltimore Ravens / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2018 / New York Jets / Quarterback / Sleepers
Fantasy Football Week 7 QB Sleepers – A Darnold, A Baker, An Elite QB Faker
Fantasy Football Week 7 QB Sleepers After this week, everyone will be at least halfway done with the fantasy football regular season. This is also the fourth bye week that …
Read More Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Fantasy Football Week 7 Start or Sit: Winston, Stafford, or Beathard?
Week 7 Start or Sit: Winston, Stafford, or Beathard? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we have found that …
Read More Baltimore Ravens / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2018 / Los Angeles Rams / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 7 Start or Sit: Mayfield, Flacco, or Goff?
Week 7 Start or Sit: Mayfield, Flacco, or Goff Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we have found that …
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Week 7 Waiver Wire QBs (aka In Mitch We Trust?)
Week 7 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 7 Waiver Wire QBs Week 6 is behind us and with it your belief that you can properly evaluate quarterbacks. Some of …
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Fantasy Football Week 6 QB Sleepers – C.J.’s Hard to Beat
Week 6 QB Sleepers Trying to find week 6 QB sleepers to stream seems to be a task of varying difficulty from week-to-week. Ultimately, the difficult weeks mean that owners …
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Week 6 Waiver Wire QBs (aka Bort Gonna Bort?)
Week 6 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 6 Waiver Wire QBs Week five is almost behind us and with it your belief that you can properly evaluate quarterbacks. Some …
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Fantasy Football Week Five QB Sleepers – WarBortles Was Super Effective!
Fantasy Football Week Five QB Sleepers This week finds only two NFL teams on a bye (the Bears and the Buccaneers), and given that Mitchell Trubisky sucked out loud until …
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Week Five: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire QBs (AKA What Would Jameis Do?)
Week Five Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week Five Waiver Wire QB Options Week four is almost behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is …
Read More Week Four: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire QBs aka The Fitzmagic Is Gone
Week Four: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire QBs Week Four Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week three is almost behind us and some of you are looking at the quarterback you …
Read More Week Three: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire QB (aka Do You Believe In Fitzmagic?)
Week Three Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week two is behind us and some of you are starting to understand that fantasy football is a marathon, not a sprint. And …
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Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Nick Foles over Ben Roethlisberger?
Should You Start Nick Foles over Ben Roethlisberger? This week my co-worker (Jeff Krisko) suggested that starting Big Ben Roethlisberger is the smart fantasy football play. In our week two …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Quarterback (aka Sample Size Matters)
Week Two Waiver Wire Quarterback
Read More 2018 NFL Draft Quarterback Rankings: Top Five Quarterbacks
The NFL draft is coming and Football Absurdity has all your draft coverage right here. (You couldn’t see, but I just pointed at my crotch.) It’s hard to figure out …
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Fantasy Football: Free Agency Legal Tampering Winners & Losers (QB)
The NFL’s “legal tampering period” (AKA the real start to free agency, but with a delayed signing) started on Monday, and through the first couple of days, some clear patterns …
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2018 NFL Free Agency Quarterbacks
The celebratory debauchery should be almost washed away in Philly and now it’s on to the dreaded business side of the game for 31 teams who failed last year. If …
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Fantasy Football: Far Too Early Quarterback Busts
I feel quite a bit like a fraud, putting quarterbacks in my fantasy football top ten, only to call them potential busts just two days later. However, that is the …
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Fantasy Football: Far Too Early Quarterback Sleepers
This is the first year that I have put up a fantasy football quarterback ranking, even a top-ten. It feels a bit disingenuous, then to put out sleepers and busts …
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Fantasy Football: 2018 Post-Super Bowl Quarterback Rankings
Quarterback was quite a weird position this year in fantasy football. Three of the top five signal callers in fantasy football points per game came out of nowhere. Carson Wentz …
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Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Waiver Wire Quarterback
Week Fifteen Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Waiver Wire Quarterbacks aka From Wentz It Came It is week fifteen, the fantasy playoffs have arrived and the …
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Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Waiver Wire Quarterback
Week Fourteen Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Waiver Wire Quarterbacks aka No Quarter Shall Be Given It is week fourteen and we are either in do …
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Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Marcus Mariota over Josh McCown?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Josh McCown is the smart fantasy football play. In our week thirteen quarterback sit or start counterpoint, I find myself wondering …
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Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Waiver Wire Quarterback
Week Twelve Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Waiver Wire Quarterbacks aka You’re On The Case When you are thirteen weeks into a fantasy football season …
Read More Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Drew Brees Or Sit Drew Brees?
In our week twelve quarterback sit or start counterpoint, I’m going to tell you why you should start Drew Brees. I know what you are thinking. Waleed, didn’t Jeff tell …
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Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Quarterback
Week Twelve Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Quarterbacks aka You Know It’s Bad When Blaine Gabbert Looks Good When you are twelve weeks …
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Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Ryan Fitzpatrick over Derek Carr?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Derek Carr is the smart fantasy football play. In our week eleven quarterback sit or start counterpoint, I’m going to add …
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Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Quarterback
Week Eleven Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Quarterback aka Where Bortles Sounds Like Hope The waiver wire quarterback pool for week eleven is …
Read More Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Josh McCown over Eli Manning
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that you start Eli Manning in a non-Super Bowl fantasy game. In our week ten quarterback sit or start counterpoint, I have to …
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Fantasy Football: Week Ten Waiver Wire Quarterback
Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Ten Waiver Wire Quarterback aka To The Injured Goes The Spoils I don’t really know how many new ways …
Read More Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Tyrod Taylor over Jared Goff
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Jared Goff is the smart fantasy football play. In our week nine quarterback sit or start counterpoint, I’d like to offer …
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Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Quarterback
Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Quarterback aka Bad Just Got Badder The waiver wire quarterback pool for week nine is as …
Read More Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Alex Smith Overrated?
We are about halfway through the fantasy football season and to the surprise of everyone, the best quarterback in football is Alex Smith. Let’s be honest, nobody saw this coming. …
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Fantasy Football Sit Or Start Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Tyrod Taylor over Andy Dalton
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Andy Dalton is the smart fantasy football play. In our week eight quarterback sit or start counterpoint, I’d like to offer …
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Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Quarterback
Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Quarterback aka The Waiver Wire Is Where Quarterbacks Go To Die As we dive into the …
Read More Trade Talk Thursday: Fantasy Football Week Seven Trade Targets
Do you remember how you used to have hope that you could win a championship? And do you remember when those dreams were broken? For many of you, those dreams …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Jared Goff over Tyrod Taylor
First off, what is an Absurdity Check. This is where I take a look at one of Jeff Krisko’s sit/start articles and offer a different point of view. Then we …
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Week Seven: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire Quarterback
Running Back Waiver Wire Week Seven Wide Receiver Waiver Wire Week Seven Tight End Waiver Wire Week Seven Week Seven: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire Quarterback aka Your Team Is As …
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