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Week five of the 2025 NFL season is over, and everybody is fumbling. Adonai Mitchell? Fumbling touchdowns. Emari Demercado? Fumbling touchdowns. You? Well, you’ve just fumbled your entire fantasy draft. …
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You know the drill. Everyone else is sunshine and rainbows, but for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. You can’t add the shiny new hotness without removing …
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Week four of the 2025 NFL season is over, and the hits keep on coming. Malik Nabers? Dead! Tyreek Hill? Dead! Your fantasy season? It’s on life support, and the …
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You know the drill. Everyone else is sunshine and rainbows, but for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. You can’t add the shiny new hotness without removing …
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Three weeks of NFL football are in the books, and we now have an idea of the landscape ahead of us… at least until the next seismic shift occurs. After …
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Two weeks of NFL football are in the books, and one-off questions are starting to form into trendlines. As with every week, we have a new crop of shiny toys …
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Week two of the 2025 NFL season is over, and so is your season. Burrow is dead. J.J. McCarthy is dead. And your season is dead. Nothing makes sense—especially your …
Read More Week one of the 2025 NFL season is over, and so is your season. Ja’Marr Chase is a bust. Jahmyr Gibbs is a bust. Quentin Johnson is good. Nothing makes …
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The first cut article of the season is always the toughest one for me. I consistently and constantly preach patience with fantasy football leagues. I might move too slow sometimes, …
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We made it! If you are reading this, you are either a real sicko who loves to hear about guys that should get cut off of fantasy football rosters, or …
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Week fifteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and the good news is the fantasy playoffs are here. The bad news is your roster is probably dead. Luckily, the …
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There are only two more waiver periods, so there’s no more messing around. There’s no time left to wait for fantasy football assets to come through for you. It’s do …
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If you’re reading this, then congratulations! Your fantasy football continues. Fortunately for you, you will be at full strength for the rest of the season, so your stragglers can start …
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Week fourteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and if you are reading this, you made the fantasy playoffs. Unfortunately, your team also looks like the end of a …
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It was a wild and wooly week 13, which felt like one long and slow IV drip of football. We are now on to week 14, and the last week …
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Week thirteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and we are in crunch time. The pickings are slim, the stakes are high, and the only way you make the …
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We’re entering the eye of the storm for the byenado, as the NFL wants to put 12 teams on bye in the two weeks surrounding Thanksgiving and, of course, no …
Read More Week twelve of the 2024 NFL season is complete and we are in crunch time. The pickings are slim and the stakes are high and the only way you are …
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Week eleven of the 2024 NFL season is over and despair has finally set in. Anthony Richardson finally learned how to play football by watching Joe Flacco, Aaron Rodgers has …
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With the fantasy football regular season hitting its homestretch, it’s time to make sure that your rosters are trim and tight, and ready to find the new hot additions off …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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The Bears stink, the Falcons have a bad schedule coming up, and the Giants are the Giants. Those three teams highlight the cut list this week, but we have three …
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Week ten of the 2024 NFL season is over and chaos reigns. NFC North quarterbacks decided who could do worse while winning. Sam Darnold threw three picks and pulled out …
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Week nine of the 2024 NFL season is over and so is all my belief in the Bears. Unfortunately, my fantasy teams have also been a nightmare. Rather than give …
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We are now more than halfway through the fantasy football season unless you’re a godless heathen playing in a week eighteen league. If that’s the case, it’s the official stance …
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It’s week nine, and we are about to hit the thick of the Byes. That means that cutting players to get the new hotness off of the waiver wire will …
Read More Week eight of the 2024 NFL season has come and gone and I have realized that as a Bears fan, my life will always be a waking nightmare. And the …
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We are now halfway through the fantasy football regular season, and significant injuries and disappointments to cleave from our fantasy football rosters to go get Russell Wilson, Tank Bigsby, and …
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Week seven of the 2024 NFL season is over and there is no way we can have more injuries, right? WRONG! DK Metcalf? DEAD! Brandon Aiyuk? DEAD! Nick Chubb! HE’S …
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Six weeks of NFL action are in the books, and this past week left us with some tough decisions to make. We had some massive breakouts, some teams bottomed out, …
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Week six of the 2024 NFL season is over and if your draft strategy was 0RB, there is a perfect chance you have 0 wide receivers. With Marvin Harrison Jr. …
Read More Week five of the 2024 NFL season is over and bye weeks are killing us all. I’ve seen people complain about scoring the second-most points in their league and losing, …
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Week five is in the books, and it’s time to spite drop a bunch of players to pick up more players to spite drop next week! To make this list, …
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We all love doing our little waiver wires and getting our new hot toys, the new toys that certainly won’t break the first time we take them out of the …
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Week four of the 2024 NFL season is over and the hits keep on coming. The bad news is that Rashee Rice is likely out for the season with a …
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We now have three weeks of information in the books, enough to create a pattern. This allows us to start solidifying our opinions on players and is long enough to …
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Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense. Andy Dalton was actually what the Carolina Panthers needed to succeed! The Sam Darnold-led Minnesota Vikings are …
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Two weeks of NFL action are in the books, and it has been a bloodbath. Puka Nacua, Christian McCaffrey, Cooper Kupp, and Deebo Samuel will all miss week three… and …
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Week two of the 2024 NFL season is over and the hits just keep coming. Tee Higgins missed his second straight game. Isaiah Pacheco is out for the season. Quentin …
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We all want to add the next hot thing from the waiver wire. After all, Isaiah Likely, or J.K. Dobbins, or even Rashid Shaheed, could prove to be league winners …
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Week one of the 2024 NFL season is over and time is a flat circle. We think we’ve done our research right and then out of nowhere, the New England …
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We are through the first round of the fantasy football playoffs, and there’s no room left for sentimentality. There are two rounds left, and that means that it’s time to …
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Fourteen weeks of the fantasy football season are in the books. It feels like just yesterday that we were all panicking about David Montgomery getting too many rushing attempts compared …
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Week fourteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and this is where boys become men. All your hard work drafting has been for naught. Your roster has taken its …
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With a wild and woolly Monday Night Football finishing the week the way we hoped it would when we first saw it on the schedule (C.J. Beathard versus Jake Browning). …
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Week thirteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and the culling has begun. You almost made it to the playoffs before the critical injury hit, but that is not …
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Week twelve was a mess. Everybody seemingly had a terrible game that was in your lineup, and everyone on your bench seemed to ball out. With the fantasy waiver wire …
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Week twelve of the 2023 NFL season is over and now we are on to lucky number week thirteen. It has to be lucky because everyone you have ever loved …
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Eleven weeks of football action are in the books, and we are reaching the home stretch of the 2023 fantasy football regular season! Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and …
Read More Week eleven of the 2023 NFL season is over and some of our seasons ended before Sunday. A tragedy in three parts. Part one: You draft Mark Andrews to make …
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This was a good week for most fantasy football options out there! There aren’t a lot of guys that I am running out and cutting, and I am going to …
Read More Week ten of the 2023 NFL season is over and time is a flat circle. The Vikings are without the best receiver in football, lost their starting quarterback, and haven’t …
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So many weird things happened this week that a lot of players who had bad games are getting a pass from me. That makes sense, especially when you consider there’s …
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Week eight of the 2023 NFL season is over and we are at the halfway point. This is the part of the season where you will need to buckle down, …
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We are over halfway to the fantasy football finals, and it is crunch time! Let’s figure out who we can move on from to make our rosters clean, sleek, and …
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This was an incredibly difficult article to write this week. The entire week was so strange and drunk and convoluted that it was tough to find definitive players about whom …
Read More Week seven of the 2023 NFL season is over and we are at the halfway point. Some of you are riding high, but most of you have been performing triage …
Read More Week six of the 2023 NFL season is over and this is where the futility of it all really starts to set in. Maybe you listened to us when we …
Read More Week five of the 2023 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense. You start Gus Edwards and Justice Hill scores. You start Justice Hill, Gus Edwards score. But the …
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All-in-all, it was a pretty good week for fantasy football-eligible players. There were a ton of points scored around the league, and not a lot was wasted on down-roster folks. …
Read More Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and you are starting to realize that maybe Joe Burrow isn’t going to make an MVP push and maybe you shouldn’t …
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No matter how poorly your weekend went, you didn’t have one nearly as bad as the Denver Broncos or Chicago Bears. But, much like the Bears and the Dolphins, it’s …
Read More Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and our saviors have become our destroyers. Our souls are being bombarded by the agents of oblivion. PUKA NACAU WHY HAVE …
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Two weeks of the NFL season are in the books, and we’ve already seen some spectacular ups and downs, heartbreaking losses & incredible comebacks, and that’s just the New York …
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Week one of the 2023 NFL season is over and so is all hope. Maybe you believed Drake London and Tee Higgins would record a catch. Maybe you thought Joe …
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We have just one more week of fantasy football goodness on the docket, which means that we can be extra liberal with our cuts this week, should we need a …
Read More Congratulations! If you’re reading this, then you’re in your fantasy football semifinals. But, no roster is perfect, and you have to make some tough decisions on your roster this week …
Read More Week fifteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and if you are reading this, congrats on making your playoffs! If you have made it this far, your choices become …
Read More Week fourteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …
Read More Week 14 of the NFL season is in the books, and with it, the fantasy football regular season. It’s playoff time, so there’s no time for worrying about what you …
Read More Week thirteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …
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Week 13 of the NFL season is in the books, and it’s time to shed blood to prove that we are alive in our fantasy football leagues. It’s the stretch …
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Week twelve of the NFL season is in the books, and it’s time to shed blood to prove that we are alive in our fantasy football leagues. It’s the stretch …
Read More Week twelve of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …
Read More Week eleven of the 2022 NFL season is over and so is our love affair with Kyle Pitts. If you are like me, you just couldn’t fathom how he was …
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Week eleven of the NFL season is in the books, and there weren’t a lot of surprises other than everyone stunk out loud. We had a ton of bloodletting in …
Read More Week ten of the 2022 NFL season is over and chaos rules. Jalen Hurts and the undefeated Eagles were no match for the Heinicke-led Commanders. Justin Fields scored four touchdowns, …
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The first of two byepocalypse weeks are behind us, with only four teams taking a well-needed break from playing in week ten. So, that means that it’s time for some …
Read More Week nine of the 2022 NFL season is over and it is now time for me to victory lap. If you are a member of the Football Absurdity community in …
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The first of two byepocalypse weeks are behind us, with six teams taking a well-needed break from playing in week nine. So, that means that it’s time for some roster …
Read More Week eight of the 2022 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense anymore. Ja’Marr Chase broke his hip like an old lady, and then Joe Burrow started throwing like …
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Eight weeks of NFL action are in the books, and we are coming across the hardest bye week of the season, with six teams taking a well-needed break from playing …
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Things went haywire this weekend in the NFL, with high-profile names like Breece Hall, D.K. Metcalf and David Njoku all suffering injuries ranging from “we hope he will be back …
Read More Waleed is currently hooting and hollering and wolfing down his lasagna masquerading as a pizza and a hot dog covered in peppers and olives over the Bears losing to the …
Read More Week five of the 2022 NFL season is over and the more things change, the more they stay the same. Jared Goff looks like the Jared Goff we all know …
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Six weeks of NFL action are in the books, and that means that we’ve lost some patience with certain aspects of our fantasy football rosters. Whether it’s your starting quarterback …
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Five weeks of NFL action are in the books, and that means that we’ve lost some patience with certain aspects of our fantasy football rosters. Whether it’s your starting quarterback …
Read More Week five of the 2022 NFL season is over and the more things change, the more they stay the same. Jared Goff looks like the Jared Goff we all know …
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Week four in the NFL was actually a fun one, for once! There were shootouts abound, and very few guys reached their last straw. Even players like Rashaad Penny, who …
Read More Week four of the 2022 NFL season is over and every running back you’ve rostered has died. Cordarrelle Patterson? Dead! Javonte Williams? Dead! Antonio Gibson? Dead to the Washington coaching …
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Three weeks of fantasy football action are in the books, and with that in mind, we turn our attention to the week four waiver wire. Because it doesn’t matter how …
Read More Week three of the 2022 NFL season is over and if it didn’t shatter your soul, you are made of sterner stuff than me. I thought I could trust my …
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It was a crazy week two in the NFL, with crazy comebacks, almost crazy comebacks, and Ken Walker actually catching TWO footballs! But, much like Rabbit in 8 Mile, it’s …
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Week one of the 2022 NFL season is in the books. If you are a fantasy nerd like me, you created spreadsheets to track your spreadsheets because all you did …
Read More The first week of the NFL season is in the books, and there’s a lot to unpack from the sixteen games this week. That also means that we have to …
Read More Week one of the 2022 NFL season is in the books. If you are a fantasy nerd like me, you created spreadsheets to track your spreadsheets because all you did …
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So, you’re getting ready to get ahold of some week one waiver wire guys, or maybe you got too overzealous in your draft and punted on kicker and defense to …
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Well, if you’re here, congratulations on making the fantasy football finals in your league! You have just one week left to add the hot pickups off of the waiver wire. …
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Waleed Ismail usually gets you rolling with your fantasy football waiver wire options each week. But, last night, disaster struck. He’s fine, but a flat tire left him on the …
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We did it, everyone! We made it to week sixteen and the fantasy football finals. That means that this is the fantasy football fina—I’m sorry. What? A seventeenth game? In …
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Week fifteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and you only thought you knew pain. Imagine working hard to make your fantasy football playoffs, just to experience week fifteen. …
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We did it! It’s the fantasy football playoffs! Congratulations, now let’s figure out which dead weight to slice off of your rosters, shall we? Every week, I take care of …
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Week fourteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and I’m going to get real with you. I’m a fan of the Chicago Bears, so I don’t even know why …
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There’s only one week left in the fantasy regular season, so you should know the drill by now. Every week I find the guys who are sticking around on far …
Read More Week thirteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and for those of you who thought all hope was lost, remember that the Detroit Lions managed to win their first …
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Well, we’ve done it. We are now twelve weeks deep into the fantasy football season, and we enter the last full month of fantasy football until next September. It’s easy …
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Week twelve of the 2021 NFL season is over and it turns out there was never anything we should be thankful for. If you didn’t know it before, now you …
Read More We’re through eleven weeks, and at this point, a lot of fantasy players have had two or three distinct seasons. But, if you’re here, you know what you need: a …
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Week eleven of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and we are in desperation mode. This week, Patrick Mahomes, Ezekiel Elliott, and CeeDee Lamb scored less than 20 …
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We are officially over two-thirds of the way done with the fantasy football regular season. If you’re still worried about your roster moves, kudos! It means that you’ve mad shrewd …
Read More Week ten of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and all of those players who started hot for you made sure to break your heart. Didn’t count out …
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Week nine was an absolute mess for a lot of our fantasy football teams… unless you had James Conner or Jonathan Taylor. So, it makes sense to add everybody to …
Read More Week nine of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and if you weren’t sure before, now you know the football gods hate you. Oh, you got Josh Allen? …
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If you’re reading this, congratulations! Week eight is in the books, which means that it’s week nine, and we are over halfway done with the fantasy football season. It feels …
Read More Week eight of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and the hits just keep on coming. With King Henry out for the season, we wonder who will wear …
Read More Week seven of the 2021 NFL season is finished and it is time to take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself “Am I Tom Brady playing …
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You know why you’re here. You need permission to cut some guys for your hot week eight waiver wire pickups. With the benefit of sobriety and the lights turned on …
Read More Week six of the 2021 NFL season is finished and if your league requires you to roster running backs, you’re in trouble because they’re all dead! Nick Chubb? DEAD! Kareem …
Read More We’re now six weeks through the NFL season, and the time for patience is over. It’s doubly over now that we hit the bye weeks, and roster spots are suddenly …
Read More Week five of the 2021 NFL season is finished and if you put your fantasy hopes in Russell Wilson’s trusting hands, you are gonna have trouble holding on. Whether it’s …
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The NFL has five weeks in the books, and it’s time to start clearing the cobwebs out of your roster to make room for the new hotness and the bye …
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We’re four weeks into the NFL schedule, and we know what teams are right now. Or… do we? A lot of teams, and players sit in limbo after the first …
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Week four of the 2021 NFL season is finished, just like a lot of your chances to make the playoffs after some of the choices you’ve made. Sure, Ryan Tannehill …
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It’s hard to let go. But, as Frozen taught us, sometimes you have to Let it Go. I don’t know the context of that, I haven’t seen Frozen. Maybe it …
Read More Week three of the 2021 NFL season is behind us, but for many of us, it isn’t far enough behind us. We will be haunted by the horrible choices we …
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Week two is in the books, and I haven’t watched a lick of it outside of Thursday Night Football and the Monday Night Football game on my television while I …
Read More Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. You did your research, dotted your i’s, and crossed your t’s, yet you still managed to get everything wrong. …
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Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. You did your research, dotted your i’s, and crossed your t’s, yet you still managed to get everything wrong. …
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We’re through fantasy football week one, and it’s time to get the new hotness off the waiver wire. Can I interest you in a nice Elijah Mitchell? Or maybe a …
Read More It’s the last week of the fantasy football season, and it’s highly unlikely that you are making massive overhauls to your fantasy football lineups at this point in the season. …
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Week sixteen of the 2020 NFL season is the finish line. If you made it this far, you are either in the finals or a terrible league. Christian McCaffery still …
Read More It’s time to clean up your roster for what might be the last time. It’s fantasy football week fifteen… the fantasy semi-finals. While Waleed Ismail has you covered for who …
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Week fifteen of the 2020 NFL season is all about survival. If you are reading this article, congratulations on making the playoffs and condolences for all the injuries that brought …
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I honestly can’t believe that we made it. The fantasy football regular season is in the rearview mirror, and it’s time to trim the fat from your roster. These cut …
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Week fourteen of the 2020 NFL season is approaching and it is do or die time. You only have a short amount of time to make a final playoff push. …
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Lucky week thirteen of the 2020 NFL season is upon us and we aren’t scared of a number. Nothing can be scarier than what our rosters have already gone through. …
Read More The entire NFL is trying to get itself cut from your whole fantasy football teams. Between COVID-19 and injuries, this is a uniquely frustrating fantasy football season. But, we keep …
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We have hit the week of Thanksgiving Day games, and it’s time to figure out if your fantasy football team is a contender or a pretender. For some of us, …
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Week twelve of the 2020 NFL season is one step forward and two steps back. J.K. Dobbins and Mark Ingram got Covid. D’Andre Swift got concussed. And Taysom Hill got …
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It’s time to gear up for the home stretch in your fantasy football leagues. The next time you set guys into your lineup, it will be week eleven. It feels …
Read MoreWeek eleven of the 2020 NFL season and we are starting to see some guys come back. Miles Sanders was a welcome sight to some owners and Nick Chubb was …
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Week ten of the 2020 NFL season and now the injuries are mocking up. Just when you got Christian McCaffrey back, you might lose him yet again! O’ cruel fantasy …
Read More It’s fantasy football week ten, and we’ve started to separate the wheat from the chaff. The cut list for week ten fantasy football waiver wire moves has pared down to …
Read More We’re halfway done with the fantasy football season. Things went exceptionally topsy-turvy this last weekend with bad weather, injuries, and byes all over the place. It’s important to make sure …
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Week nine of the 2020 NFL season and the injuries aren’t slowing down. This week, we’ve lost Calvin Ridley, Kenny Golladay, and George Kittle. Lucky for you, Football Absurdity is …
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Half of the fantasy football regular season is in the books. At this point, we mostly know who our players are on our fantasy football squads. It’s time to make …
Read More Week eight of the 2020 NFL season and these injuries are starting to get a bit ridiculous. Odell Beckham Jr., Kenyan Drake, and Chris Carson lead off the list of …
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Six weeks are in the books in an extremely weird and wild NFL season, and it’s time to figure out who we need to remove from our rosters to make …
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Week seven of the 2020 NFL season and the only thing more fluid than the NFL schedule is your fantasy roster. There are COVID outbreaks across the NFL, but you …
Read More We have five weeks in the books, and it’s time to start making some tough decisions in your fantasy football leagues. Waleed Ismail has you covered for the players you …
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Week six of the 2020 NFL season is approaching and it isn’t just Covid screwing up NFL seasons. There are also horrific injuries waiting around every corner. Alex Smith took …
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Week four is in the books, and Waleed Ismail has you covered for the players to add to your teams. But what about the players you have to jettison into …
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Week five of the 2020 NFL season and the hits keep on coming. Austin Ekeler? DEAD! Nicholas Chubb? DEAD!!! The Tennessee Titans? ALL DEAD!!! Did I lift this open from …
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Three weeks are in the books, and Waleed Ismail has you covered for the players you need to add this week. But, who can you drop? Now, I’m not saying …
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Week three of the 2020 NFL season is in the books and you need to dig deep if you are going to get through the year. Lucky for you, those …
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Everybody likes to tell you which fantasy football players to add, but hardly anyone wants to help you with the hard, sad decision: which fantasy football players to drop. Not …
Read More Week two of the 2020 NFL season is in the books and everyone one is dead. Christian McCaffery? DEAD! Saquon Barkley? DEAD! Your hopes of a fantasy championship? Lucky for …
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Football is back and its time to put on your hard hat, grab a pick axe, and mine the deep earth fantasy football gems. Let’s take a look at a …
Read More Everybody likes to tell you which fantasy football players to add, but hardly anyone wants to help you with the hard, sad decision: which fantasy football players to drop. Not …
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Week one of the 2020 NFL season is in the books and your fantasy season is already over and it’s time to look at the week two waiver wire. In …
Read More Week fifteen of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a person can make. You thought Chris Godwin would lead you through the fantasy …
Read More Week fourteen of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. You thought Alvin Kamara would win you your fantasy league…and …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week thirteen of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. You thought Sam Darnold would nuke the New York Jets… …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Week 12 of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. That means it’s time for me to help you make …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your week 12 waiver wire needs on one page! Week eleven of …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, or my waiver wire cheat sheets, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football …
Read More Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional week eleven waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week eleven of …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Week ten of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. You thought the Patriots defense was unbeatable… and you were …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week seven of the 2019 …
Read More Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week seven of the 2019 …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week six of the 2019 …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Week five of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and you’ve made every mistake a man can make. You sat D.J. Chark for Stefon Diggs. You started Jameis …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week four of the 2019 …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week one of the 2019 …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week one of the 2019 …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Week one of the 2019 NFL season is in the books and your fantasy season is already over. You probably spent this past Sunday looking at your fantasy roster, filled …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Stop using your precious clicks on five different positional waiver wire articles. Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail has all your waiver wire needs on one page! Week 11 is almost behind …
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Fantasy Football Week 11 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. …
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Week 11 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 10 is almost behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing league. Yet you can’t …
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Week 11 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 10 is almost behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing league. Yet you …
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Week 11 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 10 is almost behind us and with it your belief that the running back you drafted will ever play football again. Some …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. …
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Week 10 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week nine is almost behind us and with it your belief that the running back you drafted will ever play football again. Some …
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Week Ten Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week nine is almost behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing league. Yet you …
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Week 10 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week nine is behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing league. Yet you keep …
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Week 10 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week nine is behind us and with it your belief that you can properly evaluate quarterbacks. Some of you thought the 49ers …
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Week 9 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 9 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of …
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UPDATE: Should I Pick up Sutton Courtland Sutton – Owned in 12% of leagues – In week eight, I mentioned that Courtland Sutton only had value if Demaryius Thomas was traded. Last week, Jeff …
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Week 8 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you …
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Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week seven is behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing league. Yet you keep passing …
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Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week seven is behind us and with it your belief that you can properly evaluate quarterbacks. Some of you thought Cam Newton was …
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Week 7 Defense If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you …
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Week 7 Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week 7 Waiver Wire TEs Week 6 is almost behind us and some of you are starting to appreciate that this is a passing …
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Week Six Defense Fantasy Football If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. …
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Week Five Defense Fantasy Football If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. …
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Week Four Defense Fantasy Football If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that the waiver wire is an essential part of winning your fantasy …
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Week Four: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire TEs Week Four Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week three is behind us and some of you are looking at the tight ends you …
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Week Four Waiver Wire RBs Week Four Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week three is behind us and some of you are looking at the running backs you decided to …
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Week Three Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week two is behind us and some of you are starting to understand that fantasy football is a marathon, not a sprint. And …
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Week Three Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week two is behind us and some of you are starting to understand that fantasy football is a marathon, not a sprint. And …
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Week Three Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week two is behind us and some of you are starting to understand that fantasy football is a marathon, not a sprint. And …
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Week Two Waiver Wire Tight Ends Week Two Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Week one is behind us and it turns out that tight ends are just as bad as …
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It is that time of year again. Fantasy football drafts are finished and everyone is feeling good about their teams. All of us walked out of our drafts believing that …
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Alright boys and girls, the waiver wire pieces are usually Waleed’s territory, but he spoke ill of our lord and savior, Mike Davis, so he’s gotten the boot this week. …
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It has come to my attention that I have made a glaring omission on my week fifteen waiver wire article for running backs. By not addressing Mike Davis, I gave …
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Week Fifteen Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Waiver Wire Tight End aka I Only Wish It Was The End It is week fifteen, the fantasy playoffs have …
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Week Fourteen Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Waiver Wire Running Backs aka Running In Circles It is week fourteen and we are either in do or …
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Week Twelve Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Waiver Wire Wide Receivers aka Where There’s A Waiver Last week, I worried that the waiver wire wide receivers …
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Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Ten Waiver Wire Tight Ends aka And Then They Were Bad Again Every week I have to spend a …
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Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Quarterback aka Bad Just Got Badder The waiver wire quarterback pool for week nine is as …
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Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Tight End aka Why Tight Ends? Because You Hate Yourself, That’s Why! We are seven weeks into …
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Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Wide Receiver aka Where There’s A Will, There’s A Wide Receivers The wonderful thing about the waiver …
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Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Quarterback aka The Waiver Wire Is Where Quarterbacks Go To Die As we dive into the …
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We are five weeks into the football season and for some reason, we are still talking about waiver wire tight end. Why? Didn’t you get the hint last week when …
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Even after five weeks of football, there is still talent to be had at wide receiver. People are losing patience with some starters, while new players are emerging from new …
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As we look at the week six waiver wire, it’s getting harder and harder to find running backs to fill in. If you haven’t lost any running backs to injury …
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As we look at the waiver wire options for week six, we are finding the waiver wire at quarterback desperately thin. Unless you want to trust your team to Jay …
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We are four weeks into the football season and you have the nerve to come back to me for waiver wire tight end advice? Again? Didn’t you listen to me …
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The week five waiver wire is an interesting place to look for wide receivers. Two of the top ten receivers for this past week are available in most leagues. One …
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The waiver wire options for week five are a testament for just how much went wrong for some teams in week four. Injuries are piling up and if one of …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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We are three weeks into the football season and you are starting to remember just how much you hate tight ends. Seriously, what is the point of them? I am …
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We are three weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which wide receiver to put in your lineup. Stefon Diggs helped many teams keep a record number …
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The waiver wire running back options for week four paint a very interesting picture for how the season has gone. Darren Sproles ACL tear makes a cloudy situation in Philadelphia. …
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The waiver wire quarterback options for week four offer some very interesting options. Week three of the NFL football season has made the picture for who to start a little …
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We are two weeks into the football season and you hate tight ends, as you should. Fear not, because one man’s draft disaster is another man’s waiver wire opportunity. So …
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We are two weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which wide receiver to put in your lineup. Fear not, because one man’s draft disaster is another …
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We are one week into the football season and you are already finding yourself staring into the abyss that is the tight end waiver wire. What’s a man to do? …
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We are one week into the football season and you’ve already lost a quarter of the ACL’s on your roster. What’s a man to do? Fear not, because one man’s …
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We are one week into the football season and you were a Rex Burkhead truther who just discovered that everything is a lie. What’s a man to do? Fear not, …
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We are one week into the football season and you’ve already lost a quarter of the ACL’s on your roster. What’s a man to do? Fear not, because one man’s …
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