Waiver Wire

Week fifteen of the 2025 NFL season is done, and just like Patrick Mahomes’ playoff run, your season is over. Unless it is not, and you are still cooking in …

You made it past week one, vanquishing your worthy foe. Your reward? An even more difficult foe! With fifteen weeks in the books, it’s time to cut dead weight for …

The fantasy football regular season is in the rearview mirror, and it’s time to put all your mental health into the next three weeks! With fourteen weeks in the books, …

Week fourteen of the 2025 NFL season is over, and I don’t even know how to project players anymore. Tony Pollard finishing as RB2? Shedeur Sanders finishing as QB2, J.J. …

Week thirteen of the 2025 NFL season is over, and the football is just getting worse. QB3 Marcus Mariota? WR3 Dontayvion Wicks? Every tight end ever? I’ll provide you with …

The turkey is done, Uncle Thomas has been triggered by your blue-haired cousin, and the fantasy football playoffs are just around the corner. With thirteen weeks in the books, it’s …

Week twelve of the 2025 NFL season, and the football gods are vengeful! Baker hurt his shoulder and was unable to return. Tee Higgins left his game with a concussion. …

Week twelve is in the books, and we are reaching the fantasy football homestretch! We have just three weeks left in the regular season to make it to the playoffs, …

Week eleven of the 2025 NFL season, and the football gods are vengeful! Jaylen Warren? Ankle injury! Josh Jacobs? Knee injury? Aaron Rodgers? Ayahuasca relapse! (Also wrist) With everyone out, …

Week eleven is in the books, and we are reaching the fantasy football homestretch! We have just three weeks left in the regular season to make it to the playoffs, …

Week ten was good all around for fantasy-relevant options, so there aren’t many candidates on the cut list, especially since next week is just Indianapolis and the Saints. So, without …

Week ten of the 2025 NFL season, and everyone is out! Garrett Wilson? Gone! CJ Stroud? More like CTE Stroud? Brian Daboll? Actually, that is one departure we can all …

Week eight of the 2025 NFL season, and everyone is out! Lamar Jackson? Out! Drake London? Out! Cam Skattebo? Dead! With everyone out, you need to figure out who will …

The Byepocalypse is, mercifully, in the books. Unfortunately for those of you looking for clean cuts this week, the NFL isn’t cooperating with that. Through Sunday Night Football, there has …

It’s week seven, headed into the Byepocalypse, and we need to start shaking up our rosters. We can’t keep staring at guys on your bench, whose promise is long gone, …

Week seven of the 2024 NFL season is over and if you are wondering when your healthy players are coming back, don’t bother. Mike Evans didn’t make it through a …

Week six of the 2024 NFL season, and you are starting to wonder why you even watch football. Puka Nacua? Emeka Embuka? Marvin Harrison? WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO …

It’s week six, and we need to start shaking up our rosters. We can’t keep staring at guys on your bench, whose promise is long gone, or who just won’t …

Week five of the 2025 NFL season is over, and everybody is fumbling. Adonai Mitchell? Fumbling touchdowns. Emari Demercado? Fumbling touchdowns. You? Well, you’ve just fumbled your entire fantasy draft. …

You know the drill. Everyone else is sunshine and rainbows, but for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. You can’t add the shiny new hotness without removing …

Week four of the 2025 NFL season is over, and the hits keep on coming. Malik Nabers? Dead! Tyreek Hill? Dead! Your fantasy season? It’s on life support, and the …

You know the drill. Everyone else is sunshine and rainbows, but for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. You can’t add the shiny new hotness without removing …

Three weeks of NFL football are in the books, and we now have an idea of the landscape ahead of us… at least until the next seismic shift occurs. After …

Two weeks of NFL football are in the books, and one-off questions are starting to form into trendlines. As with every week, we have a new crop of shiny toys …

Week two of the 2025 NFL season is over, and so is your season. Burrow is dead. J.J. McCarthy is dead. And your season is dead. Nothing makes sense—especially your …

Week one of the 2025 NFL season is over, and so is your season. Ja’Marr Chase is a bust. Jahmyr Gibbs is a bust. Quentin Johnson is good. Nothing makes …

The first cut article of the season is always the toughest one for me. I consistently and constantly preach patience with fantasy football leagues. I might move too slow sometimes, …

We made it! If you are reading this, you are either a real sicko who loves to hear about guys that should get cut off of fantasy football rosters, or …

Week fifteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and the good news is the fantasy playoffs are here. The bad news is your roster is probably dead. Luckily, the …

There are only two more waiver periods, so there’s no more messing around. There’s no time left to wait for fantasy football assets to come through for you. It’s do …

If you’re reading this, then congratulations! Your fantasy football continues. Fortunately for you, you will be at full strength for the rest of the season, so your stragglers can start …

Week fourteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and if you are reading this, you made the fantasy playoffs. Unfortunately, your team also looks like the end of a …

It was a wild and wooly week 13, which felt like one long and slow IV drip of football. We are now on to week 14, and the last week …

Week thirteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and we are in crunch time. The pickings are slim, the stakes are high, and the only way you make the …

We’re entering the eye of the storm for the byenado, as the NFL wants to put 12 teams on bye in the two weeks surrounding Thanksgiving and, of course, no …

Week twelve of the 2024 NFL season is complete and we are in crunch time. The pickings are slim and the stakes are high and the only way you are …

Week eleven of the 2024 NFL season is over and despair has finally set in. Anthony Richardson finally learned how to play football by watching Joe Flacco, Aaron Rodgers has …

With the fantasy football regular season hitting its homestretch, it’s time to make sure that your rosters are trim and tight, and ready to find the new hot additions off …

The Bears stink, the Falcons have a bad schedule coming up, and the Giants are the Giants. Those three teams highlight the cut list this week, but we have three …

Week ten of the 2024 NFL season is over and chaos reigns. NFC North quarterbacks decided who could do worse while winning. Sam Darnold threw three picks and pulled out …

Week nine of the 2024 NFL season is over and so is all my belief in the Bears. Unfortunately, my fantasy teams have also been a nightmare. Rather than give …

We are now more than halfway through the fantasy football season unless you’re a godless heathen playing in a week eighteen league. If that’s the case, it’s the official stance …

It’s week nine, and we are about to hit the thick of the Byes. That means that cutting players to get the new hotness off of the waiver wire will …

Week eight of the 2024 NFL season has come and gone and I have realized that as a Bears fan, my life will always be a waking nightmare. And the …

We are now halfway through the fantasy football regular season, and significant injuries and disappointments to cleave from our fantasy football rosters to go get Russell Wilson, Tank Bigsby, and …

Week seven of the 2024 NFL season is over and there is no way we can have more injuries, right? WRONG! DK Metcalf? DEAD! Brandon Aiyuk? DEAD! Nick Chubb! HE’S …

Six weeks of NFL action are in the books, and this past week left us with some tough decisions to make. We had some massive breakouts, some teams bottomed out, …

Week six of the 2024 NFL season is over and if your draft strategy was 0RB, there is a perfect chance you have 0 wide receivers. With Marvin Harrison Jr. …

Week five of the 2024 NFL season is over and bye weeks are killing us all. I’ve seen people complain about scoring the second-most points in their league and losing, …

Week five is in the books, and it’s time to spite drop a bunch of players to pick up more players to spite drop next week! To make this list, …

We all love doing our little waiver wires and getting our new hot toys, the new toys that certainly won’t break the first time we take them out of the …

Week four of the 2024 NFL season is over and the hits keep on coming. The bad news is that Rashee Rice is likely out for the season with a …

We now have three weeks of information in the books, enough to create a pattern. This allows us to start solidifying our opinions on players and is long enough to …

Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense.  Andy Dalton was actually what the Carolina Panthers needed to succeed! The Sam Darnold-led Minnesota Vikings are …

Two weeks of NFL action are in the books, and it has been a bloodbath. Puka Nacua, Christian McCaffrey, Cooper Kupp, and Deebo Samuel will all miss week three… and …

Week two of the 2024 NFL season is over and the hits just keep coming. Tee Higgins missed his second straight game. Isaiah Pacheco is out for the season. Quentin …

We all want to add the next hot thing from the waiver wire. After all, Isaiah Likely, or J.K. Dobbins, or even Rashid Shaheed, could prove to be league winners …

Week one of the 2024 NFL season is over and time is a flat circle. We think we’ve done our research right and then out of nowhere, the New England …

We are through the first round of the fantasy football playoffs, and there’s no room left for sentimentality. There are two rounds left, and that means that it’s time to …

Fourteen weeks of the fantasy football season are in the books. It feels like just yesterday that we were all panicking about David Montgomery getting too many rushing attempts compared …

Week fourteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and this is where boys become men. All your hard work drafting has been for naught. Your roster has taken its …

With a wild and woolly Monday Night Football finishing the week the way we hoped it would when we first saw it on the schedule (C.J. Beathard versus Jake Browning). …

Week thirteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and the culling has begun. You almost made it to the playoffs before the critical injury hit, but that is not …

Week twelve was a mess. Everybody seemingly had a terrible game that was in your lineup, and everyone on your bench seemed to ball out. With the fantasy waiver wire …

Week twelve of the 2023 NFL season is over and now we are on to lucky number week thirteen. It has to be lucky because everyone you have ever loved …

Eleven weeks of football action are in the books, and we are reaching the home stretch of the 2023 fantasy football regular season! Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and …

Week eleven of the 2023 NFL season is over and some of our seasons ended before Sunday. A tragedy in three parts. Part one: You draft Mark Andrews to make …

This was a good week for most fantasy football options out there! There aren’t a lot of guys that I am running out and cutting, and I am going to …

Week ten of the 2023 NFL season is over and time is a flat circle. The Vikings are without the best receiver in football, lost their starting quarterback, and haven’t …

So many weird things happened this week that a lot of players who had bad games are getting a pass from me. That makes sense, especially when you consider there’s …

Week eight of the 2023 NFL season is over and we are at the halfway point. This is the part of the season where you will need to buckle down, …

This was an incredibly difficult article to write this week. The entire week was so strange and drunk and convoluted that it was tough to find definitive players about whom …

Week seven of the 2023 NFL season is over and we are at the halfway point. Some of you are riding high, but most of you have been performing triage …

Week six of the 2023 NFL season is over and this is where the futility of it all really starts to set in. Maybe you listened to us when we …

Week five of the 2023 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense. You start Gus Edwards and Justice Hill scores. You start Justice Hill, Gus Edwards score. But the …

All-in-all, it was a pretty good week for fantasy football-eligible players. There were a ton of points scored around the league, and not a lot was wasted on down-roster folks. …

Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and you are starting to realize that maybe Joe Burrow isn’t going to make an MVP push and maybe you shouldn’t …

No matter how poorly your weekend went, you didn’t have one nearly as bad as the Denver Broncos or Chicago Bears. But, much like the Bears and the Dolphins, it’s …

Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and our saviors have become our destroyers. Our souls are being bombarded by the agents of oblivion. PUKA NACAU WHY HAVE …

Two weeks of the NFL season are in the books, and we’ve already seen some spectacular ups and downs, heartbreaking losses & incredible comebacks, and that’s just the New York …

Week one of the 2023 NFL season is over and so is all hope. Maybe you believed Drake London and Tee Higgins would record a catch. Maybe you thought Joe …

We have just one more week of fantasy football goodness on the docket, which means that we can be extra liberal with our cuts this week, should we need a …

Congratulations! If you’re reading this, then you’re in your fantasy football semifinals. But, no roster is perfect, and you have to make some tough decisions on your roster this week …

Week fifteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and if you are reading this, congrats on making your playoffs! If you have made it this far, your choices become …

Week fourteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …

Week 14 of the NFL season is in the books, and with it, the fantasy football regular season. It’s playoff time, so there’s no time for worrying about what you …

Week thirteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …

Week 13 of the NFL season is in the books, and it’s time to shed blood to prove that we are alive in our fantasy football leagues. It’s the stretch …

Week twelve of the NFL season is in the books, and it’s time to shed blood to prove that we are alive in our fantasy football leagues. It’s the stretch …

Week twelve of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …

Week eleven of the 2022 NFL season is over and so is our love affair with Kyle Pitts. If you are like me, you just couldn’t fathom how he was …

Week eleven of the NFL season is in the books, and there weren’t a lot of surprises other than everyone stunk out loud. We had a ton of bloodletting in …

Week ten of the 2022 NFL season is over and chaos rules. Jalen Hurts and the undefeated Eagles were no match for the Heinicke-led Commanders. Justin Fields scored four touchdowns, …

The first of two byepocalypse weeks are behind us, with only four teams taking a well-needed break from playing in week ten. So, that means that it’s time for some …

Week nine of the 2022 NFL season is over and it is now time for me to victory lap. If you are a member of the Football Absurdity community in …

The first of two byepocalypse weeks are behind us, with six teams taking a well-needed break from playing in week nine. So, that means that it’s time for some roster …

Week eight of the 2022 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense anymore. Ja’Marr Chase broke his hip like an old lady, and then Joe Burrow started throwing like …

Eight weeks of NFL action are in the books, and we are coming across the hardest bye week of the season, with six teams taking a well-needed break from playing …

Things went haywire this weekend in the NFL, with high-profile names like Breece Hall, D.K. Metcalf and David Njoku all suffering injuries ranging from “we hope he will be back …

Waleed is currently hooting and hollering and wolfing down his lasagna masquerading as a pizza and a hot dog covered in peppers and olives over the Bears losing to the …

Week five of the 2022 NFL season is over and the more things change, the more they stay the same. Jared Goff looks like the Jared Goff we all know …

Six weeks of NFL action are in the books, and that means that we’ve lost some patience with certain aspects of our fantasy football rosters. Whether it’s your starting quarterback …

Five weeks of NFL action are in the books, and that means that we’ve lost some patience with certain aspects of our fantasy football rosters. Whether it’s your starting quarterback …

Week five of the 2022 NFL season is over and the more things change, the more they stay the same. Jared Goff looks like the Jared Goff we all know …

Week four in the NFL was actually a fun one, for once! There were shootouts abound, and very few guys reached their last straw. Even players like Rashaad Penny, who …

Week four of the 2022 NFL season is over and every running back you’ve rostered has died. Cordarrelle Patterson? Dead! Javonte Williams? Dead! Antonio Gibson? Dead to the Washington coaching …

Three weeks of fantasy football action are in the books, and with that in mind, we turn our attention to the week four waiver wire. Because it doesn’t matter how …

Week three of the 2022 NFL season is over and if it didn’t shatter your soul, you are made of sterner stuff than me. I thought I could trust my …

It was a crazy week two in the NFL, with crazy comebacks, almost crazy comebacks, and Ken Walker actually catching TWO footballs! But, much like Rabbit in 8 Mile, it’s …

Week one of the 2022 NFL season is in the books. If you are a fantasy nerd like me, you created spreadsheets to track your spreadsheets because all you did …

The first week of the NFL season is in the books, and there’s a lot to unpack from the sixteen games this week. That also means that we have to …

Week one of the 2022 NFL season is in the books. If you are a fantasy nerd like me, you created spreadsheets to track your spreadsheets because all you did …

So, you’re getting ready to get ahold of some week one waiver wire guys, or maybe you got too overzealous in your draft and punted on kicker and defense to …

Well, if you’re here, congratulations on making the fantasy football finals in your league! You have just one week left to add the hot pickups off of the waiver wire. …

Waleed Ismail usually gets you rolling with your fantasy football waiver wire options each week. But, last night, disaster struck. He’s fine, but a flat tire left him on the …

We did it, everyone! We made it to week sixteen and the fantasy football finals. That means that this is the fantasy football fina—I’m sorry. What? A seventeenth game? In …

Week fifteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and you only thought you knew pain. Imagine working hard to make your fantasy football playoffs, just to experience week fifteen. …

We did it! It’s the fantasy football playoffs! Congratulations, now let’s figure out which dead weight to slice off of your rosters, shall we? Every week, I take care of …

Week fourteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and I’m going to get real with you. I’m a fan of the Chicago Bears, so I don’t even know why …

There’s only one week left in the fantasy regular season, so you should know the drill by now. Every week I find the guys who are sticking around on far …

Week thirteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and for those of you who thought all hope was lost, remember that the Detroit Lions managed to win their first …

Well, we’ve done it. We are now twelve weeks deep into the fantasy football season, and we enter the last full month of fantasy football until next September. It’s easy …

Week twelve of the 2021 NFL season is over and it turns out there was never anything we should be thankful for. If you didn’t know it before, now you …

We’re through eleven weeks, and at this point, a lot of fantasy players have had two or three distinct seasons. But, if you’re here, you know what you need: a …

Week eleven of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and we are in desperation mode. This week, Patrick Mahomes, Ezekiel Elliott, and CeeDee Lamb scored less than 20 …

We are officially over two-thirds of the way done with the fantasy football regular season. If you’re still worried about your roster moves, kudos! It means that you’ve mad shrewd …

Week ten of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and all of those players who started hot for you made sure to break your heart. Didn’t count out …

Week nine was an absolute mess for a lot of our fantasy football teams… unless you had James Conner or Jonathan Taylor. So, it makes sense to add everybody to …

Week nine of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and if you weren’t sure before, now you know the football gods hate you. Oh, you got Josh Allen? …

If you’re reading this, congratulations! Week eight is in the books, which means that it’s week nine, and we are over halfway done with the fantasy football season. It feels …

Week eight of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and the hits just keep on coming. With King Henry out for the season, we wonder who will wear …

Week seven of the 2021 NFL season is finished and it is time to take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself “Am I Tom Brady playing …

You know why you’re here. You need permission to cut some guys for your hot week eight waiver wire pickups. With the benefit of sobriety and the lights turned on …

Week six of the 2021 NFL season is finished and if your league requires you to roster running backs, you’re in trouble because they’re all dead! Nick Chubb? DEAD! Kareem …

We’re now six weeks through the NFL season, and the time for patience is over. It’s doubly over now that we hit the bye weeks, and roster spots are suddenly …

Week five of the 2021 NFL season is finished and if you put your fantasy hopes in Russell Wilson’s trusting hands, you are gonna have trouble holding on. Whether it’s …

We’re four weeks into the NFL schedule, and we know what teams are right now. Or… do we? A lot of teams, and players sit in limbo after the first …

Week four of the 2021 NFL season is finished, just like a lot of your chances to make the playoffs after some of the choices you’ve made. Sure, Ryan Tannehill …

It’s hard to let go. But, as Frozen taught us, sometimes you have to Let it Go. I don’t know the context of that, I haven’t seen Frozen. Maybe it …

Week three of the 2021 NFL season is behind us, but for many of us, it isn’t far enough behind us. We will be haunted by the horrible choices we …

Week two is in the books, and I haven’t watched a lick of it outside of Thursday Night Football and the Monday Night Football game on my television while I …

Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. You did your research, dotted your i’s, and crossed your t’s, yet you still managed to get everything wrong. …

Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. You did your research, dotted your i’s, and crossed your t’s, yet you still managed to get everything wrong. …

We’re through fantasy football week one, and it’s time to get the new hotness off the waiver wire. Can I interest you in a nice Elijah Mitchell? Or maybe a …