Waiver Wire

Week six of the 2024 NFL season, and you are starting to wonder why you even watch football. Puka Nacua? Emeka Embuka? Marvin Harrison? WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO …

It’s week six, and we need to start shaking up our rosters. We can’t keep staring at guys on your bench, whose promise is long gone, or who just won’t …

Week five of the 2025 NFL season is over, and everybody is fumbling. Adonai Mitchell? Fumbling touchdowns. Emari Demercado? Fumbling touchdowns. You? Well, you’ve just fumbled your entire fantasy draft. …

You know the drill. Everyone else is sunshine and rainbows, but for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. You can’t add the shiny new hotness without removing …

Week four of the 2025 NFL season is over, and the hits keep on coming. Malik Nabers? Dead! Tyreek Hill? Dead! Your fantasy season? It’s on life support, and the …

You know the drill. Everyone else is sunshine and rainbows, but for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. You can’t add the shiny new hotness without removing …

Three weeks of NFL football are in the books, and we now have an idea of the landscape ahead of us… at least until the next seismic shift occurs. After …

Two weeks of NFL football are in the books, and one-off questions are starting to form into trendlines. As with every week, we have a new crop of shiny toys …

Week two of the 2025 NFL season is over, and so is your season. Burrow is dead. J.J. McCarthy is dead. And your season is dead. Nothing makes sense—especially your …

Week one of the 2025 NFL season is over, and so is your season. Ja’Marr Chase is a bust. Jahmyr Gibbs is a bust. Quentin Johnson is good. Nothing makes …

The first cut article of the season is always the toughest one for me. I consistently and constantly preach patience with fantasy football leagues. I might move too slow sometimes, …

We made it! If you are reading this, you are either a real sicko who loves to hear about guys that should get cut off of fantasy football rosters, or …

Week fifteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and the good news is the fantasy playoffs are here. The bad news is your roster is probably dead. Luckily, the …

There are only two more waiver periods, so there’s no more messing around. There’s no time left to wait for fantasy football assets to come through for you. It’s do …

If you’re reading this, then congratulations! Your fantasy football continues. Fortunately for you, you will be at full strength for the rest of the season, so your stragglers can start …

Week fourteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and if you are reading this, you made the fantasy playoffs. Unfortunately, your team also looks like the end of a …

It was a wild and wooly week 13, which felt like one long and slow IV drip of football. We are now on to week 14, and the last week …

Week thirteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and we are in crunch time. The pickings are slim, the stakes are high, and the only way you make the …

We’re entering the eye of the storm for the byenado, as the NFL wants to put 12 teams on bye in the two weeks surrounding Thanksgiving and, of course, no …

Week twelve of the 2024 NFL season is complete and we are in crunch time. The pickings are slim and the stakes are high and the only way you are …

Week eleven of the 2024 NFL season is over and despair has finally set in. Anthony Richardson finally learned how to play football by watching Joe Flacco, Aaron Rodgers has …

With the fantasy football regular season hitting its homestretch, it’s time to make sure that your rosters are trim and tight, and ready to find the new hot additions off …

The Bears stink, the Falcons have a bad schedule coming up, and the Giants are the Giants. Those three teams highlight the cut list this week, but we have three …

Week ten of the 2024 NFL season is over and chaos reigns. NFC North quarterbacks decided who could do worse while winning. Sam Darnold threw three picks and pulled out …

Week nine of the 2024 NFL season is over and so is all my belief in the Bears. Unfortunately, my fantasy teams have also been a nightmare. Rather than give …

We are now more than halfway through the fantasy football season unless you’re a godless heathen playing in a week eighteen league. If that’s the case, it’s the official stance …

It’s week nine, and we are about to hit the thick of the Byes. That means that cutting players to get the new hotness off of the waiver wire will …

Week eight of the 2024 NFL season has come and gone and I have realized that as a Bears fan, my life will always be a waking nightmare. And the …

We are now halfway through the fantasy football regular season, and significant injuries and disappointments to cleave from our fantasy football rosters to go get Russell Wilson, Tank Bigsby, and …

Week seven of the 2024 NFL season is over and there is no way we can have more injuries, right? WRONG! DK Metcalf? DEAD! Brandon Aiyuk? DEAD! Nick Chubb! HE’S …

Six weeks of NFL action are in the books, and this past week left us with some tough decisions to make. We had some massive breakouts, some teams bottomed out, …

Week six of the 2024 NFL season is over and if your draft strategy was 0RB, there is a perfect chance you have 0 wide receivers. With Marvin Harrison Jr. …

Week five of the 2024 NFL season is over and bye weeks are killing us all. I’ve seen people complain about scoring the second-most points in their league and losing, …

Week five is in the books, and it’s time to spite drop a bunch of players to pick up more players to spite drop next week! To make this list, …

We all love doing our little waiver wires and getting our new hot toys, the new toys that certainly won’t break the first time we take them out of the …

Week four of the 2024 NFL season is over and the hits keep on coming. The bad news is that Rashee Rice is likely out for the season with a …

We now have three weeks of information in the books, enough to create a pattern. This allows us to start solidifying our opinions on players and is long enough to …

Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense.  Andy Dalton was actually what the Carolina Panthers needed to succeed! The Sam Darnold-led Minnesota Vikings are …

Two weeks of NFL action are in the books, and it has been a bloodbath. Puka Nacua, Christian McCaffrey, Cooper Kupp, and Deebo Samuel will all miss week three… and …

Week two of the 2024 NFL season is over and the hits just keep coming. Tee Higgins missed his second straight game. Isaiah Pacheco is out for the season. Quentin …

We all want to add the next hot thing from the waiver wire. After all, Isaiah Likely, or J.K. Dobbins, or even Rashid Shaheed, could prove to be league winners …

Week one of the 2024 NFL season is over and time is a flat circle. We think we’ve done our research right and then out of nowhere, the New England …

We are through the first round of the fantasy football playoffs, and there’s no room left for sentimentality. There are two rounds left, and that means that it’s time to …

Fourteen weeks of the fantasy football season are in the books. It feels like just yesterday that we were all panicking about David Montgomery getting too many rushing attempts compared …

Week fourteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and this is where boys become men. All your hard work drafting has been for naught. Your roster has taken its …

With a wild and woolly Monday Night Football finishing the week the way we hoped it would when we first saw it on the schedule (C.J. Beathard versus Jake Browning). …

Week thirteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and the culling has begun. You almost made it to the playoffs before the critical injury hit, but that is not …

Week twelve was a mess. Everybody seemingly had a terrible game that was in your lineup, and everyone on your bench seemed to ball out. With the fantasy waiver wire …

Week twelve of the 2023 NFL season is over and now we are on to lucky number week thirteen. It has to be lucky because everyone you have ever loved …

Eleven weeks of football action are in the books, and we are reaching the home stretch of the 2023 fantasy football regular season! Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and …

Week eleven of the 2023 NFL season is over and some of our seasons ended before Sunday. A tragedy in three parts. Part one: You draft Mark Andrews to make …

This was a good week for most fantasy football options out there! There aren’t a lot of guys that I am running out and cutting, and I am going to …

Week ten of the 2023 NFL season is over and time is a flat circle. The Vikings are without the best receiver in football, lost their starting quarterback, and haven’t …

So many weird things happened this week that a lot of players who had bad games are getting a pass from me. That makes sense, especially when you consider there’s …

Week eight of the 2023 NFL season is over and we are at the halfway point. This is the part of the season where you will need to buckle down, …

This was an incredibly difficult article to write this week. The entire week was so strange and drunk and convoluted that it was tough to find definitive players about whom …

Week seven of the 2023 NFL season is over and we are at the halfway point. Some of you are riding high, but most of you have been performing triage …

Week six of the 2023 NFL season is over and this is where the futility of it all really starts to set in. Maybe you listened to us when we …

Week five of the 2023 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense. You start Gus Edwards and Justice Hill scores. You start Justice Hill, Gus Edwards score. But the …

All-in-all, it was a pretty good week for fantasy football-eligible players. There were a ton of points scored around the league, and not a lot was wasted on down-roster folks. …

Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and you are starting to realize that maybe Joe Burrow isn’t going to make an MVP push and maybe you shouldn’t …

No matter how poorly your weekend went, you didn’t have one nearly as bad as the Denver Broncos or Chicago Bears. But, much like the Bears and the Dolphins, it’s …

Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and our saviors have become our destroyers. Our souls are being bombarded by the agents of oblivion. PUKA NACAU WHY HAVE …

Two weeks of the NFL season are in the books, and we’ve already seen some spectacular ups and downs, heartbreaking losses & incredible comebacks, and that’s just the New York …

Week one of the 2023 NFL season is over and so is all hope. Maybe you believed Drake London and Tee Higgins would record a catch. Maybe you thought Joe …

We have just one more week of fantasy football goodness on the docket, which means that we can be extra liberal with our cuts this week, should we need a …

Congratulations! If you’re reading this, then you’re in your fantasy football semifinals. But, no roster is perfect, and you have to make some tough decisions on your roster this week …

Week fifteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and if you are reading this, congrats on making your playoffs! If you have made it this far, your choices become …

Week fourteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …

Week 14 of the NFL season is in the books, and with it, the fantasy football regular season. It’s playoff time, so there’s no time for worrying about what you …

Week thirteen of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …

Week 13 of the NFL season is in the books, and it’s time to shed blood to prove that we are alive in our fantasy football leagues. It’s the stretch …

Week twelve of the NFL season is in the books, and it’s time to shed blood to prove that we are alive in our fantasy football leagues. It’s the stretch …

Week twelve of the 2022 NFL season is over and so are most of your playoff chances. If you have made it this far, your choices become significantly more important. …

Week eleven of the 2022 NFL season is over and so is our love affair with Kyle Pitts. If you are like me, you just couldn’t fathom how he was …

Week eleven of the NFL season is in the books, and there weren’t a lot of surprises other than everyone stunk out loud. We had a ton of bloodletting in …

Week ten of the 2022 NFL season is over and chaos rules. Jalen Hurts and the undefeated Eagles were no match for the Heinicke-led Commanders. Justin Fields scored four touchdowns, …

The first of two byepocalypse weeks are behind us, with only four teams taking a well-needed break from playing in week ten. So, that means that it’s time for some …

Week nine of the 2022 NFL season is over and it is now time for me to victory lap. If you are a member of the Football Absurdity community in …

The first of two byepocalypse weeks are behind us, with six teams taking a well-needed break from playing in week nine. So, that means that it’s time for some roster …

Week eight of the 2022 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense anymore. Ja’Marr Chase broke his hip like an old lady, and then Joe Burrow started throwing like …

Eight weeks of NFL action are in the books, and we are coming across the hardest bye week of the season, with six teams taking a well-needed break from playing …

Things went haywire this weekend in the NFL, with high-profile names like Breece Hall, D.K. Metcalf and David Njoku all suffering injuries ranging from “we hope he will be back …

Waleed is currently hooting and hollering and wolfing down his lasagna masquerading as a pizza and a hot dog covered in peppers and olives over the Bears losing to the …

Week five of the 2022 NFL season is over and the more things change, the more they stay the same. Jared Goff looks like the Jared Goff we all know …

Six weeks of NFL action are in the books, and that means that we’ve lost some patience with certain aspects of our fantasy football rosters. Whether it’s your starting quarterback …

Five weeks of NFL action are in the books, and that means that we’ve lost some patience with certain aspects of our fantasy football rosters. Whether it’s your starting quarterback …

Week five of the 2022 NFL season is over and the more things change, the more they stay the same. Jared Goff looks like the Jared Goff we all know …

Week four in the NFL was actually a fun one, for once! There were shootouts abound, and very few guys reached their last straw. Even players like Rashaad Penny, who …

Week four of the 2022 NFL season is over and every running back you’ve rostered has died. Cordarrelle Patterson? Dead! Javonte Williams? Dead! Antonio Gibson? Dead to the Washington coaching …

Three weeks of fantasy football action are in the books, and with that in mind, we turn our attention to the week four waiver wire. Because it doesn’t matter how …

Week three of the 2022 NFL season is over and if it didn’t shatter your soul, you are made of sterner stuff than me. I thought I could trust my …

It was a crazy week two in the NFL, with crazy comebacks, almost crazy comebacks, and Ken Walker actually catching TWO footballs! But, much like Rabbit in 8 Mile, it’s …

Week one of the 2022 NFL season is in the books. If you are a fantasy nerd like me, you created spreadsheets to track your spreadsheets because all you did …

The first week of the NFL season is in the books, and there’s a lot to unpack from the sixteen games this week. That also means that we have to …

Week one of the 2022 NFL season is in the books. If you are a fantasy nerd like me, you created spreadsheets to track your spreadsheets because all you did …

So, you’re getting ready to get ahold of some week one waiver wire guys, or maybe you got too overzealous in your draft and punted on kicker and defense to …

Well, if you’re here, congratulations on making the fantasy football finals in your league! You have just one week left to add the hot pickups off of the waiver wire. …

Waleed Ismail usually gets you rolling with your fantasy football waiver wire options each week. But, last night, disaster struck. He’s fine, but a flat tire left him on the …

We did it, everyone! We made it to week sixteen and the fantasy football finals. That means that this is the fantasy football fina—I’m sorry. What? A seventeenth game? In …

Week fifteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and you only thought you knew pain. Imagine working hard to make your fantasy football playoffs, just to experience week fifteen. …

We did it! It’s the fantasy football playoffs! Congratulations, now let’s figure out which dead weight to slice off of your rosters, shall we? Every week, I take care of …

Week fourteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and I’m going to get real with you. I’m a fan of the Chicago Bears, so I don’t even know why …

There’s only one week left in the fantasy regular season, so you should know the drill by now. Every week I find the guys who are sticking around on far …

Week thirteen of the 2021 NFL season is over and for those of you who thought all hope was lost, remember that the Detroit Lions managed to win their first …

Well, we’ve done it. We are now twelve weeks deep into the fantasy football season, and we enter the last full month of fantasy football until next September. It’s easy …

Week twelve of the 2021 NFL season is over and it turns out there was never anything we should be thankful for. If you didn’t know it before, now you …

We’re through eleven weeks, and at this point, a lot of fantasy players have had two or three distinct seasons. But, if you’re here, you know what you need: a …

Week eleven of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and we are in desperation mode. This week, Patrick Mahomes, Ezekiel Elliott, and CeeDee Lamb scored less than 20 …

We are officially over two-thirds of the way done with the fantasy football regular season. If you’re still worried about your roster moves, kudos! It means that you’ve mad shrewd …

Week ten of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and all of those players who started hot for you made sure to break your heart. Didn’t count out …

Week nine was an absolute mess for a lot of our fantasy football teams… unless you had James Conner or Jonathan Taylor. So, it makes sense to add everybody to …

Week nine of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and if you weren’t sure before, now you know the football gods hate you. Oh, you got Josh Allen? …

If you’re reading this, congratulations! Week eight is in the books, which means that it’s week nine, and we are over halfway done with the fantasy football season. It feels …

Week eight of the 2021 NFL season is in the books and the hits just keep on coming. With King Henry out for the season, we wonder who will wear …

Week seven of the 2021 NFL season is finished and it is time to take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself “Am I Tom Brady playing …

You know why you’re here. You need permission to cut some guys for your hot week eight waiver wire pickups. With the benefit of sobriety and the lights turned on …

Week six of the 2021 NFL season is finished and if your league requires you to roster running backs, you’re in trouble because they’re all dead! Nick Chubb? DEAD! Kareem …

We’re now six weeks through the NFL season, and the time for patience is over. It’s doubly over now that we hit the bye weeks, and roster spots are suddenly …

Week five of the 2021 NFL season is finished and if you put your fantasy hopes in Russell Wilson’s trusting hands, you are gonna have trouble holding on. Whether it’s …

We’re four weeks into the NFL schedule, and we know what teams are right now. Or… do we? A lot of teams, and players sit in limbo after the first …

Week four of the 2021 NFL season is finished, just like a lot of your chances to make the playoffs after some of the choices you’ve made. Sure, Ryan Tannehill …

It’s hard to let go. But, as Frozen taught us, sometimes you have to Let it Go. I don’t know the context of that, I haven’t seen Frozen. Maybe it …

Week three of the 2021 NFL season is behind us, but for many of us, it isn’t far enough behind us. We will be haunted by the horrible choices we …

Week two is in the books, and I haven’t watched a lick of it outside of Thursday Night Football and the Monday Night Football game on my television while I …

Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. You did your research, dotted your i’s, and crossed your t’s, yet you still managed to get everything wrong. …

Week one of the 2021 NFL season is in the books. You did your research, dotted your i’s, and crossed your t’s, yet you still managed to get everything wrong. …

We’re through fantasy football week one, and it’s time to get the new hotness off the waiver wire. Can I interest you in a nice Elijah Mitchell? Or maybe a …