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Author: Tony Martin

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2024 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 8 NFL Gambling Lines

October 25, 2024October 25, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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Patrick Mahomes Kansas City Chiefs
2024 Week 7 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 7 NFL Gambling Lines

October 17, 2024October 17, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2024 Week 6 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 6 NFL Gambling Lines

October 9, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and losing my retirement $10 at a time …

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Lamar Jackson Baltimore Ravens
2024 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 5 NFL Gambling Lines

October 5, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2024 Week 4 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Week 4 Starts & Sits of the Week!

September 28, 2024September 28, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

When Walker Kelly reached out and said to the chat that they needed to take care of stuff and couldn’t deliver their Start/Sit article this week, I gladly jumped in …

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Patrick Mahomes Kansas City Chiefs
2024 Week 4 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 4 NFL Gambling Lines

September 26, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2024 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 3 NFL Gambling Lines

September 20, 2024September 21, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun. While I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone you …

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2024 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 2 NFL Gambling Lines

September 11, 2024September 11, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2024 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 1 NFL Gambling Lines

September 4, 2024September 11, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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DJ Moore Carolina Panthers
Podcasts

THfantaC ANNOUNCEMENT!

July 11, 2024July 11, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Tony got sick and tired of the Football Absurdity Podcast’s takes on D.J. Moore, and took his ball and went home. Please let him get some Dude Wipes money. You …

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Fantasy Football 2021 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Los Angeles Rams

Sean McVay, Week 13, Handcuffs, and the 2024 Los Angeles Rams

July 2, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Some of us (the real sickos) haven’t taken time off from ball. I don’t know what that says about me as a person, but I know what it should say …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 139.5: “Lasers”

June 29, 2024June 29, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Two of the biggest gunslinging QBs are profiled. Spears or Pollard? Evans or Godwin? Bucky Irving?!?

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 139: London Calling

June 29, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

The gang gets together on ladies’ night to discuss overloaded paper plates, NFL player-themed restaurants, and Shane overdoses on Falcons hype!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 138.5: “Viking War Horn.mp3”

June 23, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

The Vikings and Packers are previewed. Aaron Jones and Jayden Reed? More like Ty Chandler and Christian Watson!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 138: “Joe Namath: Polygamist Icon”

June 23, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

The crew discusses Mormonism, the 2024 New York Jets, and gives back to their community while behind the wheel!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 137.5: “Devin Hester Reincarnate”

June 15, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Henry Kissinger? DEAD. Darren Waller? RETIRED. Who’s next? Find out here and stay for the Javonte Williams ceremonial burying.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 137: “Edgecombe Avenue”

June 15, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

The only fantasy football podcast episode this week to refuse to denounce Marxism, profile the 2024 Buffalo Bills, and boycott the sports media!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 136.5: “Derek Carr QB1”

June 9, 2024June 8, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Derek Dallas Carr (born March 28, 1991) is an American football quarterback for the New Orleans Saints of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Fresno …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 136: “David Tepper Sucks”

June 8, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to beg Carolina taxpayers for a few hundred million dollars, preview the Panthers, and talk about why our parents do or don’t listen …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 135.5: “Bellinger’s Revenge Song”

June 2, 2024June 2, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Shane and Tony talk Giants and Commanders. Long live Brian Robinson.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 135: “Who Knew (Her Perspective)”

June 1, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk kickers, Post Malone B-Sides, Bar Rescue, and Ryan previews the 2024 Seattle Seahawks!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 134: “Research Season!”

May 25, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

This week, The Arizona Cardinals and New England Patriots are profiled, there’s a Chris Dorner shout-out and not enough Knocked Loose discourse!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 133: “Sponsored by Blackrock”

May 18, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig talk dynasty, rookie ADP, and play a pick em game!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 132: “No Bits, All Ball”

May 11, 2024May 12, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together for a heavy rookie draft discussion.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 131: “Vulgar Display of Pickens”

May 4, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

We’re post draft, kickin back in the lounge. Buy our 2024 Rookie Preview by hitting us up on Twitter @THfantaC- 100% of the money raised goes to Palestinian humanitarian aid!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 130: On Deadly Ground

April 27, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk Seagal, and have a roundtable discussion about the first 100 picks of the NFL Draft!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THFantaC Episode 129: The 3rd Annual 4/20 Spectacular

April 20, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig, Tony, and Weed all get together to talk Malik Nabers at 1.02, Steven Seagal, Alaska, and the Gupta Empire!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 128: “Good Christian Athlete”

April 13, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to talk about 2024 Best Buy, spend way too much time on Darren Waller, and celebrate a rich and enduring cheese culture.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 127: “Weaponized Dude Wipes”

April 6, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan’s on the short term IR so Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk about train crashes, Xavier Legette, chaos dynasty leagues, and mob football.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 126: Molasses Flood

March 29, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

We’re back to full strength and cover Ray Davis, Ben Affleck, Ronnie Lott, Huey Lewis and the News, and Keon Coleman: an ideal blunt rotation!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Podacast Episode 125: “Audric Estime 1st Ballot Hall of Fame”

March 23, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Shane is off this week, so Ryan, Craig and Tony limp through our nation’s capital with some March Madness talk, some Xavier Worthy slander, and fight another war to keep …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 124: COMBINE DAY

March 17, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

It’s the THfantaC Fantasy Analyst Combine: listen to your favorite analysts compete in a series of drills, plus some prospect talk, home invasion, and Grounded for Life discourse!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 123: “Podcast-Industrial Complex”

March 9, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk steroids, rookie prospects, weed strain names, and tell you how to identify hidden drug fronts in Minneapolis!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 122.5: “Ben Sinnott Pick 1.2”

March 2, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

The crew talks prospects and takes a trip. Most assuredly the only podcast you’ll hear this week that discusses Juggalo allyship, Sufjan Stevens, and Rome Odunze in under an hour!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 122: “Perc McMahon”

March 2, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

The team get together to talk Mitt Romney, the 1953 Detroit Lions, terrible NFL owners, and get a price check on Josh Allen!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 121.5: “Badd McHonkey”

February 25, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Part two finds our crew going over light/heavy boxes, sneaky fast WRs, bad tight ends, and the Warsaw resistance, done entirely in Esperanto!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 121: “Slap Jesus”

February 25, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to try for some of that Dana White money, talk about the longest missed field goals in NFL history, and throw a single …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Podcast Episode 120: “Armpit Diarrhea”

February 18, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss ugly Canadian men, dynasty buys and sells, and outline a historiography of football and collectivism!

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2024 Playoffs / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Podcast Episode 119: “Dick King”

February 10, 2024February 10, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Our Super Bowl preview episode features Shane’s one-year anniversary on the pod, Ryan’s one-year accident anniversary, a celebration of Tony’s grandpa, TWO Ross Dwelley references, and we take aim at …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 118: “Legalize Taunting”

February 3, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to bikepill the truck owner, advocate for sex workers, talk rookie QBs, and do tricks while on edibles!

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 116: “Fishing Hall of Fame”

January 20, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig and Tony get together to talk about short running backs, the divisional round, Julius Thomas, and Chinese food!

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Playoffs / Podcasts

THfantaC Podcast Episode 115: “Diamond Jim”

January 13, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig discuss the Wildcard Round, fired coaches, the backing band for Alanis Morissette, and present the First Annual THfantaC Awards!

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2024 Playoffs / Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Gambling

Degenerate’s Gambit: Wildcard Weekend Lines with Tony

January 13, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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Crossover Event of the Century / Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast x THfantaC Podcast: 2023-24 Season Wrap Roundtable

January 6, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Craig, Shane, Ryan, Walker Kelly, Waleed Ismail, Josh Chuboff, Evan Hoovler, and Tony. That’s a lot of people, but we managed to review the season, got Ryan to recommit to Derek …

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2023 Week 17 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 113: “Parts Unknown”

December 30, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Craig, and Tony get together to defend Russ Wilson, deny a dead man the Comeback Player of the Year Award, and talk about Don Draper’s hog!

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2023 Week 17 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 17 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

December 30, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 112: “Speedy Weedy”

December 23, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony bring the holiday cheer! The team gets together to discuss Christmas trees, skyline chili, and getting buried in a tube!

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2023 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 16 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

December 22, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 15 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 111: “TV Party”

December 16, 2023December 17, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss Survivor, Steven Seagal: Lawman, Dog the Bounty Hunter, White Chicks, and talk a little ball as well

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2023 Week 15 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 15 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

December 15, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 110: “Famous Godfather”

December 9, 2023December 9, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

The guys get together to talk about Week 14 matchups, the XFL, corn corn-flavored ice cream, and ponder a full face turn!

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2023 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 14 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

December 9, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 109: “The Gooners”

December 2, 2023December 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig are joined by our pal Hunter S to talk unions, pizza rolls, and the Dick Bong Memorial Airport!

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2023 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 13 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

December 2, 2023December 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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myles garrett cleveland browns
2023 week 12 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 12 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

November 25, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 week 12 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 108: “Bozometer Feat. Walker Kelly”

November 25, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony and Craig are joined by Walker Kelly from Football Absurdity to talk about year two breakouts, The Grey Cup, Point Break, and Kenny Omega!

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2023 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 107: “Puntmageddon”

November 18, 2023November 18, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Waleed Ismail to talk punts, Broadway Joe, and Buddy Holly!

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Pat Freiermuth Pittsburgh Steelers
2023 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 11 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

November 18, 2023November 17, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 10 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Episode 106: “January 20, 1981”

November 11, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Evan Hoovler of Football Absurdity to talk about special shoes, winning the Boston Marathon, and shooting at police helicopters!

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Dan Campbell Detroit Lions
2023 Week 10 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 10 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

November 10, 2023November 10, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 9 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

November 4, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2023

THFantaC Episode 105: “Time Lords”

November 4, 2023November 4, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together and talk Big Macs, butt fumbles, and Perc Angle!

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2023 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2023

THFantaC Episode 104: “World’s Biggest Fork”

October 28, 2023October 28, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

The crew talks disasters, the spookiest redraft picks by round, Bass Pro Shops, and Ryan and Shane try to identify Christian Rock albums by title alone!

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Kirk Cousins Minnesota Vikings Start or Sit cut list
2023 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 8 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

October 28, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 7 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 7 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

October 21, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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dk metcalf seattle seahawks
2023 Week 6 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 6 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

October 14, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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Jaylen Waddle MIami Dolphins
2023 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 5 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

October 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 4 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 4 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 30, 2023September 30, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

[Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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amon-ra st brown
2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 3 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 23, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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Tua Tagovailoa
2023 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 2 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 15, 2023September 15, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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James Conner Arizona Cardinals
2023 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 1 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 8, 2023September 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Team Previews / Atlanta Falcons / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2023 / New Orleans Saints / NFC South / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC South

September 2, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / AFC South / Fantasy Football 2023 / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Tennessee Titans

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC South

September 2, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / AFC West / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2023 / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Chargers

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC West

August 30, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2023 / Los Angeles Rams / NFC West / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC West

August 29, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / AFC East / Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2023 / Miami Dolphins / New England Patriots / New York Jets

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC East

August 22, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2023 / New York Giants / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / Washington Commanders

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC East

August 21, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / Chicago Bears / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2023 / Green Bay Packers / Minnesota Vikings / NFC North

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC North

August 21, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / AFC North / Baltimore Ravens / Cincinnati Bengals / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2023 / Pittsburgh Steelers

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC North

August 19, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2023 NFL Draft Post-Mortem

May 6, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Evan Hoovler and Tony Martin step in with Mike Valverde and Walker Kelly to go over the fantasy and real-life implications of all 7 rounds of the 2023 NFL draft. …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Zack Kuntz 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Zack Kuntz, Old Dominion (6’8”, 245)  What Scouts Say: Huge size, big potential, a big catch radius, and elite ball skills. Not a good blocker and played inferior competition. Crazy …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Noah Gindorff 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Noah Gindorff, North Dakota State (6’6”, 268)  What Scouts Say: Mainly an in-line tight end. Good blocker, can make contested catches. Short route specialist, doesn’t do much more than drags, …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Luke Schoonmaker 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Luke Schoonmaker, Michigan (6’6”, 250)  Games Watched: Michigan State (2022), Maryland (2022), Indiana (2022) What Scouts Say: Good run-blocking TE. Can use the seams well. Got that dawg in him, …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Josh Whyle 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Josh Whyle, Cincinnati (6’6”, 250) What I Saw:  Tony: I will, under no circumstances, watch the 2022 Cincinnati Bearcats offense. Nope.  Shane: Josh Whyle hit the buffet and he hit …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Tucker Kraft 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Tucker Kraft, South Dakota State (6’5”, 255)  What Scouts Say: Size/strength, receiving upside. Athletic and versatile. Hands and level of competition are concerns.  What We Saw:  Tony: Tucker Kraft is …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Sam LaPorta 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Sam LaPorta, Iowa (6’4”, 249)  What Scouts Say: Led Iowa in receiving two years straight. Sound route runner, and a consistent target for his QB. Competitive blocker and a broken …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Dalton Kincaid 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Dalton Kincaid, Utah (6’4”, 240) What Scouts Say: Plays like a WR and attacks the ball in traffic. Undersized and would be one of the smallest TEs in the NFL. …

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Darnell Washington 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Darnell Washington, Georgia (6’7”, 270)  What Scouts Say: BIG BOY. A big boy with crazy burst and speed, and can block anyone. Not necessarily a strong route runner, simply wins …

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Luke Musgrave 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Luke Musgrave, Oregon State (6’6”, 250)  What Scouts Say: Should be a size-speed monster. Elite explosiveness, downfield speed. Major injury history, but he has a ton of tools and upside. …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Michael Mayer 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Michael Mayer, Notre Dame (6’4”, 265)  What Scouts Say: 3 years of strong production at Notre Dame. He has size, and ball skills, and can line up at any position …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Andrei Iosivas 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Andrei Iosivas, Princeton (6’3”, 205)  What Scouts Say: Size/speed guy, has track experience in college. He has an elite athletic profile and may crush with RAC scores. Great ball skills, …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Jayden Reed 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jayden Reed, Michigan State (6’0”, 185)  What Scouts Say: Plays all over the field, out wide, slot, and backfield. Run after catch guy, will beat people with yards after the …

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A.T. Perry 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

A.T. Perry, Wake Forest (6’5”, 205)  What Scouts Say: A contested catch guy, out-muscles defenders, and high points the catch. Natural playmaker with great hands. Good ball skills and he …

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Rakim Jarrett 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Rakim Jarrett, Memphis (6’2”, 200)  What Scouts Say: Open field threat, with the speed, vision, and balance to create dynamic angles after the catch. Wins in the short and intermediate …

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Dontayvion Wicks 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Dontayvion Wicks, Virginia (6’2”, 208)  What Scouts Say: Strong balance and burst. Navigates the sidelines effectively. Size, speed, and hands are all NFL caliber. Will struggle with zone and NFL …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Marvin Mims 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Marvin Mims, Oklahoma (5’11”, 184)  What Scouts Say: A vertical threat player who high-points the ball on deep throws. “Violent” runner with the ball in his hands, gets yards after …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Cedric Tillman 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Cedric Tillman, Tennessee (6’3”, 215)  What Scouts Say: Excellent body control and wins at the catch point. A major downfield threat that can hang on to the ball through contact. …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Kayshon Boutte 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Kayshon Boutte, LSU (5’11”, 195)  What Scouts Say: Good hands, a fluid catcher. He has a quick first step with explosive burst and agility, a crisp cutter. Was used mostly …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Rashee Rice 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Rashee Rice, SMU (6’2”, 203)  What Scouts Say: Strong frame, positive height, and length. Looks the part. Makes defenders miss after the catch and has great ball skills. He runs …

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Jalin Hyatt 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jalin Hyatt, Tennessee (6’0”, 176)  What Scouts Say: Explosive athlete at all three levels excels at the vertical level. Elite ball skills, elusive. Small frame, only one year of production …

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Parker Washington 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Parker Washington, Penn State (5’10”, 212)  What Scouts Say: Skilled return man, special teams ace, slot Swiss army knife type of offensive asset. Has elite contact balance and breaks tackles …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Tank Dell 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Nathaniel “Tank” Dell, Houston (5’8”, 165)  What Scouts Say: Versatile offensive weapon who can play all over; quick, snappy route runner with a strong release. Big play athlete that can …

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Jaxon Smith-Njigba 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Ohio State (6’0”, 196)  What Scouts Say: Exceptional ball skills, and elite route running, but lacks top-end speed. Gets open with pacing and patience to find spots in …

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Josh Downs 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Josh Downs, North Carolina (5’9”, 171)  What Scouts Say: Dynamic slot WR. Plays bigger than his size, wins contested catches, dynamic athlete that wins after the catch. Has drop issues, …

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Jordan Addison 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jordan Addison, USC (5’11”, 173)  What Scouts Say: Successful across multiple offensive systems in college, incredible route timing, setting up DBs, excellent ball skills and route running, great separation but …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Zay Flowers 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Zay Flowers, Boston College (5’9”, 182)  What Scouts Say: He caught half of his contested catch targets in 2022, and had a 11% drop rate. He has a slot frame …

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Quentin Johnston 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Quentin Johnston, TCU (6’2”, 208)  What Scouts Say: Size and speed monster, a threat at all three levels. Not a crisp route runner due to his size consistently gains inside …

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Tyjae Spears 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Tyjae Spears, Tulane (5’9”, 205) What Scouts Say: He tore his ACL in 2020, and recovered fully to maintain his abilities and success as a ball carrier. Strong Senior Bowl …

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DeWayne McBride 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Dwayne McBride, UAB (5’11”, 215)  What Scouts Say: Insane production at college, with a 36% missed tackle rate, best for PFF behind Bijan and Javonte. Offers nothing as a pass …

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Mohamed Ibrahim 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Mohamed Ibrahim, Minnesota (5’10”, 210) What Scouts Say: Lots of college production, but high tread on his tires. 5th year Senior, but multiple 1k seasons and a ton of carries. …

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Izzy Abanikanda 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Israel “Izzy” Abanikanda, Pitt (5’11”, 215)  What Scouts Say: 1400 rush yards his Junior season after Pickett left, and scored twenty touchdowns. Accomplished receiver, with an average of 12.7 yards …

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Devon Achane 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Devon Achane, Texas A&M (5’9”, 185)  What Scouts Say: Split backfield with Spiller in 2021, but still had 910 rush yards and 9 TDs. As the lead back he had …

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Tank Bigsby 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Tank Bigsby, Auburn (6’0”, 208)  What Scouts Say: Patience, agility, drives to finish the run. Not a great route runner and catching is not his strongest suit. Explosive cuts, drives …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Kendre Miller 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Kendre Miller, TCU (6’0”, 220)  What Scouts Say: Only one year as the main back, but exploded with 1400 yards and 17 TDs. Solid frame, good speed and great feet. …

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Keaton Mitchell 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Keaton Mitchell, East Carolina (5’9”, 184)  What Scouts Say: Small, ceiling is a Tarik Cohen type back. Explosive and electric production, over 7 yards per carry. Pure scatback, and always …

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Roschon Johnson 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Roschon Johnson, Texas (6’2”, 222)  What Scouts Say: Power back with tackle breaking ability. Pushes the pile and churns after contact. Good stiff arm. Not a dominant athlete and won’t …

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Kenny McIntosh 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Kenny McIntosh, Georgia (6’1”, 210)  What Scouts Say: Great frame, a good combination of height, weight, and speed. Has pass catching ability, and has upside as a player. His pass …

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Lew Nichols III 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Lew Nichols III, Central Michigan (5’10”, 220)  What Scouts Say: Led the country in rushing in 2021. Had injuries in 2022 and a bad offensive line. Runs with power, vision, …

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Chase Brown 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Chase Brown, Illinois (5’11”, 205)  What Scouts Say: 23 year old rookie who was in college for 5 years, didn’t get over 1k yards until his years 4 and 5. …

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Zach Charbonnet 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 13, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Zach Charbonnet, UCLA (6’1”, 220): What Scouts Say: Alpha. Has two years of starting, improved efficiency each year. Footwork, inside running, pile pusher. Decent speed, gets low and drives on …

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Jahmyr Gibbs 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 13, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jahmyr Gibbs, Alabama (5’11, 200) What Scouts Say: Explosive runner, a great receiver out of the backfield, and an elusive and athletic back. He lacks ideal size and struggles to …

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Sean Tucker 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 13, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Sean Tucker, Syracuse (5’10”, 202) What Scouts Say: Thick build with speed. Patient, works well through congestion. Vision, footwork, low pad level. More tread than other RBs, is not a …

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Zach Evans 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Zach Evans, Ole Miss (5’11”, 215) What Scouts Say: He is capable of carrying the primary workload, but without a ton of college tread on his tires. Good burst, speed, …

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Bijan Robinson 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 13, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Bijan Robinson, Texas (6’0”, 215) What Scouts Say: Instinctive runner, exceptional elusiveness, decisive and fast. A homerun hitter with power and speed can take any carry the distance. Excellent vision, …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Tanner McKee 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 5, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Tanner McKee, Stanford (6’6”, 230)  What Scouts Say: Optimal size, ran a pro style offense. Lack of mobility will hamper him at the next level. Not ideal processing, and will …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Clayton Tune Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 5, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Clayton Tune, Houston (6’3”, 220)  What Scouts Say: Can create, has good arm strength. Good pocket feel and throws on the seams. Not an optimal processor with mediocre field vision. …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Dorian Thompson-Robinson 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 5, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Dorian Thompson-Robinson, UCLA (6’1”, 205)   What Scouts Say: 5 season starter at UCLA. Strong in the short and intermediate areas, good at throwing off-balance. Escapability in the pocket is …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Jaren Hall 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 4, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jaren Hall, BYU (6’0”, 185)  What Scouts Say: Older prospect (25), leader. Mobility and speed are his strengths. Always looking to make the big play. Creative, but has an injury …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Hendon Hooker 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 4, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Hendon Hooker, Tennessee (6’4”, 218)  Games Watched: Florida, Alabama, Ball State, LSU What Scouts Say: Comes from a scheme spread offense where his reads were made for him. Amazing deep …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Anthony Richardson 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 3, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Anthony Richardson, Florida (6’4”, 232)  What Scouts Say: Pro size, huge arm. Raw, with all-pro potential. Accurate and beautiful deep ball. Hard to tackle in the pocket. Extremely inaccurate passer, …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Will Levis 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 3, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Will Levis, Kentucky (6’3”, 232)  What Scouts Say: Pro size, pro arm talent. Strong mobility, comes from a pro scheme. Accurate and consistent as a passer. Mechanics inconsistent under pressure. …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Bryce Young 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

March 27, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Bryce Young, Alabama (6’0”, 194)  What Scouts Say: Arm talent in abundance gets the ball out quick no matter the depth, can be successful with many arm angles and both …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

C.J. Stroud 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

March 27, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

CJ Stroud, Ohio State (6’3”, 215)  What Scouts Say: Safe prospect at QB. Uses his eyes well to create space for routes over the middle, with great timing and anticipation. …

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2023 Wild Card / Fantasy Football 2022

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Wild Card Playoffs NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

January 13, 2023January 12, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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Dan Campbell Detroit Lions
2022 Week 18 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 18 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

January 6, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Before we start anything here, yes, we need to take a moment and hope for the best for Damar Hamlin. I’m not going to use this platform to add my …

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2022 Week 17 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 17 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

December 29, 2022December 28, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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Gardner Minshew Jacksonville Jaguars
2022 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 16 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

December 22, 2022December 21, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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Jalen Hurts Philadelphia Eagles HEADER IMAGE
2022 Week 15 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 15 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

December 15, 2022December 14, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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Travis Kelce Kansas City Chiefs
2022 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 14 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

December 8, 2022December 7, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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AFC Wild Card Game Derrick Henry Tennessee Titans Fantasy Football
2022 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 13 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

December 1, 2022November 30, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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Saquon Barkley New York Giants
2022 Week 12 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 12 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

November 23, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerate’s Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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Taylor Heinicke Washington Football Team
2022 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 11 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

November 18, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

As these articles get more and more popular, I’ve been getting continued requests from those within the fantasy community to come be a guest consultant on my betting article. Now, …

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2022 Week 10 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 10 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

November 11, 2022November 11, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to week 10 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I love …

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Zach Wilson New York Jets NFL Draft Fantasy Football Quarterback
2022 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 9 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

November 4, 2022November 3, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2022 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 8 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

October 28, 2022October 27, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to week 8 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I love …

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2022 Week 7 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 7 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

October 21, 2022October 21, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: these articles are intended to be for fun, and while gambling is a lot of fun, if you or someone you know is addicted and needs help, please encourage …

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NFC Wild Card Aaron Donald Streaming Defenses Los Angeles Rams
2022 Week 6 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 6 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

October 14, 2022October 13, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: these articles are intended to be for fun, and while gambling is a lot of fun, if you or someone you know is addicted and needs help, please encourage …

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2022 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 5 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

October 7, 2022October 6, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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Tyler Lockett Seattle Seahawks
2022 Week 4 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 4 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 30, 2022September 29, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: Welcome back to week 4 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I …

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Stefon Diggs Buffalo Bills
2022 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 3 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 23, 2022September 23, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to week 3 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I love …

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Christian McCaffrey Carolina Panthers
2022 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 2 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 16, 2022September 16, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to week 2 of the Degenerate’s Gambit! Last week we hit on three of our five bets, including the long shot of the week, with the Bears taking …

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T.J. Hockenson Detroit Lions Absurdity Check
2022 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 1 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 9, 2022September 9, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Hello, friends and fellow degenerates, it’s your old pal Tony for Football Absurdity! This is our first weekly session where I look at some of my favorite lines to play …

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Atlanta Falcons / Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling / Green Bay Packers / Philadelphia Eagles / Seattle Seahawks

Five Best Prop Bets of 2022: Father & Son Edition

July 20, 2022July 20, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Football Dad (Waleed): When I first started Football Absurdity, I didn’t realize that I would soon be the proud Egyptian father of a 35-year-old Jewish boy. But just under two …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Running Back

Abram Smith 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 22, 2022April 20, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Abram Smith Key Stats: Running Back, Baylor Height: 5’11” Weight: 211 Did you know: he played defense too RAS: 6.62 Games Watched: Iowa State, BYU, Ole Miss, Kansas, Texas Positives …

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Zamir White
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Running Back

Zamir White 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 22, 2022April 20, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Zamir White Key Stats: Running Back, Georgia Height: 5’11” Weight: 214 Is he a big boy? I can confirm he is indeed a big boy RAS: 9.82 Games Watched: Florida, …

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Dameon Pierce
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Running Back

Dameon Pierce 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 22, 2022April 20, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Dameon Pierce Key Stats: Running Back, Florida Height: 5’9” Weight: 218 Helmet: Off but he’s still runnin’ RAS: 7.14 Games Watched: Georgia, Oklahoma (2020), Arkansas (2020), Tennessee, Kentucky Positives Scouts …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Running Back

Pierre Strong, Jr. 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 21, 2022April 20, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Pierre Strong, Jr. Key Stats: Running Back, South Dakota State Height: 5’11” Weight: 202 His hype videos: some of the best mixtape songs I’ve heard (no more Drake songs please) …

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Ezra Gray
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Running Back

Ezra Gray 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 21, 2022April 20, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ezra Gray Key Stats: Running Back/Kick Returner, Alabama State Height: 5’7” Weight: 174 Size: Limited RAS: 1.92 Games Watched: Do you have any EFFING idea how hard it is to …

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Jerrion Ealy
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Running Back

Jerrion Ealy 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 21, 2022April 20, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jerrion Ealy Key Stats: Running Back, Ole Miss Height: 5’8” Weight: 189 The thing we were hoping for: another small receiving back with limited upside RAS: 6.16 Games Watched: Alabama …

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Brian Robinson
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Running Back

Brian Robinson Jr 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 21, 2022April 20, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Brian Robinson Key Stats: Running Back, Alabama Height: 6’1” Weight: 225 Bulldozer: Outfitted with scrap metal and driven through city hall RAS: 6.62 Games Watched: Georgia, Miami, Cincinnati, Ole Miss, …

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James Cook
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Running Back

James Cook 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2022April 20, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

James Cook Key Stats: Running Back, Georgia Height: 5’11” Weight: 199 Will be inevitably compared to: his much better brother Dalvin RAS: 8.78  Games Watched: Alabama, Florida, Clemson, Arkansas (2020), Alabama …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Running Back

Tyler Badie 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2022April 20, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Tyler Badie Key Stats: Running Back, Missouri Height: 5’8” Weight: 197 Fun fact: Tyler Badie is very small RAS: 6.42 Games Watched: Kentucky, Georgia, Boston College, Vanderbilt  Positives Scouts Saw:  Strong …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Running Back

Jerome Ford 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2022April 20, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jerome Ford Key Stats: Running Back, Cincinnati Cincinnati Height: 5’10” Weight: 210 Cincinnati: Actually a pretty fun team to watch last year RAS: 6.95 Games Watched: Alabama, Indiana, Tulane, Houston, …

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Rachaad White
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Wild Card / Running Back

Rachaad White 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 19, 2022April 19, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Rachaad White Key Stats: Running Back, Arizona State Height: 6’0” Weight: 214 RAS: 9.87 Games Watched: UCLA, Arizona, Utah, BYU, USC Positives Scouts Saw:  Exceptional lateral agility Exceptional receiver, he might …

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Tyler Allgeier
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Running Back

Tyler Allgeier 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 19, 2022April 19, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Tyler Allgeier Key Stats: Running Back, BYU Height: 5’10” Weight: 224 Mormons: Stormin RAS: 7.71 Games Watched: Utah, Louisiana Tech (2020), UCF (2020), Navy, Virginia, Arizona State Positives Scouts Saw:  …

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Kenneth Walker
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Running Back

Kenneth Walker 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 19, 2022April 19, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Kenneth Walker Key Stats: Running Back, Michigan State Height: 5’9” Weight: 211 Passes: Not Caught RAS: 9.25 Games Watched: Rutgers, Miami, Northwestern, Michigan, Nebraska, Clemson (2020)   Positives Scouts Saw:  Home run …

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Kyren Williams
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Kyren Williams 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 18, 2022April 18, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Kyren Williams Key Stats: Running Back, Notre Dame Height: 5’9” Weight: 194 Trending: Down RAS: 2.83 Games Watched: USC, Purdue, Florida State, North Carolina, Wisconsin, Navy Positives Scouts Saw:  Long speed …

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Isaiah Spiller
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Running Back

Isaiah Spiller 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 18, 2022April 18, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Isaiah Spiller Key Stats: Running Back, Texas A&M Height: 6’0” Weight: 217 Pro Day: Yikes RAS: N/A Games Watched: South Carolina, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi State, Colorado, Florida (2020) Positives Scouts Saw:  …

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Breece Hall
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Running Back

Breece Hall 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 18, 2022April 18, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Breece Hall Key Stats: Running Back, Iowa State Height: 5’11” Weight: 217 Overdrafted: Already RAS: 9.96 Games Watched: Iowa, Texas, Baylor, Oklahoma, TCU, Oklahoma State Positives Scouts Saw:  A patient, …

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Cole Turner
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Tight End

Cole Turner 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 15, 2022April 14, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Cole Turner Key Stats: Tight End, Nevada Height: 6’6” Weight: 249 I heard he: played basketball RAS: 7.37 Games Watched: Boise State, UNLV, Cal, Fresno State, Hawaii, Colorado State Positives …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Tight End

Jelani Woods 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2022April 14, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jelani Woods Key Stats: Tight End, Virginia Height: 6’7” Weight: 253 Test Score: Woah RAS: 10.0  Games Watched: Illinois, North Carolina, Virginia Tech Positives Scouts Saw: Height/Size/Length Good long speed, …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Tight End

Charlie Kolar 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2022April 14, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Charlie Kolar Key Stats: Tight End, Iowa State Height: 6’6” Weight: 252 Will go to prom: with his QB RAS: 9.12 Games Watched: Baylor, Oklahoma, Texas Tech, Oklahoma (2020), Clemson  Positives …

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Chigoziem Okonkwo 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 13, 2022April 13, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Chigoziem Okonkwo Key Stats: Tight End, Maryland Height: 6’2” Weight: 238 Blocking: for nerds RAS: 6.46 Games Watched: Penn State, Michigan State, West Virginia, Minnesota  Positives Scouts Saw:  Good hands, …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Wild Card / Tight End

Cade Otton 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 12, 2022April 12, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Cade Otton Key Stats: Tight End, Washington Height: 6’5” Weight: 247 Much better at: real football than fantasy football RAS: N/A Games Watched: Urah (2020), Montana, Arizona (2020), Oregon, UCLA, …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Tight End

Trey McBride 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 12, 2022April 12, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Trey McBride Key Stats: Tight End, Colorado State Height: 6’4” Weight: 246 Touchdown Rate: Julio Jones-esque RAS: N/A Games Watched: Vanderbilt, Utah State, Toledo, San Jose State, South Dakota State, New …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Tight End

Jalen Wydermyer 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jalen Wydermyer Key Stats: Tight End, Texas A&M Height: 6’4” Weight: 255 Pro Day: Embarrassing RAS: 1.00 Games Watched: Alabama, USC, Tennessee (2020), Auburn (2020), Mississippi State, Arkansas Positives Scouts …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Tight End

Isaiah Likely 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Isaiah Likely Key Stats: Tight End, Coastal Carolina Height: 6’4” Weight: 245 Best TE in the class: Not Likely! (but he is really good) RAS: 5.32 Games Watched: Kansas, Arkansas …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Wild Card / Wide Receiver

Romeo Doubs 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 8, 2022April 8, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Romeo Doubs Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Nevada Height: 6’1” Weight: 201 Underrated: he made Carson Strong look pretty good in 2021 RAS: N/A Games Watched: Kansas State, Boise State, Cal, …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Wide Receiver

Wan’Dale Robinson 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 8, 2022April 8, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Wan’Dale Robinson Key Stats: Wide Receiver/Running Back/Kick Returner, Kentucky Height: 5’8” Weight: 178 The Football Version of: The Tenacious D skit where he orders a six-piece nugget and tells the …

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Justyn Ross
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Wide Receiver

Justyn Ross 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 8, 2022April 8, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Justyn Ross Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Clemson Height: 6’3” Weight: 210 Injury History: Troubling, to say the least RAS: 2.58 Games Watched: Georgia, Alabama (2018), Notre Dame (2018), Georgia Tech …

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John Metchie
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Wide Receiver

John Metchie III 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 7, 2022April 7, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

John Metchie III Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Alabama Height: 5’11” Weight: 187 Tore his ACL: A week before it became trendy for Alabama WRs to do it RAS: N/A Games …

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Christian Watson
2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Wide Receiver

Christian Watson 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 7, 2022April 7, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Christian Watson Key Stats: Wide Receiver, North Dakota State University Height: 6’4” Weight: 208 Athletic Testing: Making people think this dude is the next Calvin Johnson RAS: 9.96 Games Watched: …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Wide Receiver

David Bell 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 7, 2022April 7, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

David Bell Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Purdue Height: 6’0” Weight: 212 Combine: Really really bad RAS: 3.97 Games Watched: Notre Dame, Iowa, Minnesota (2020), Ohio State, Iowa (2020), Michigan State  …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Wide Receiver

Skyy Moore 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 6, 2022April 6, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Skyy Moore Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Western Michigan Height: 5’9” Weight: 195 Projection: Either Julian Edelman or Andy Isabella. There is no middle ground. RAS: 7.50 Games Watched: Pitt, Michigan, …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Wide Receiver

Alec Pierce 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 6, 2022April 6, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Alec Pierce Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Cincinnati Height: 6’3” Weight: 211 Hot Take: Pierce > Christian Watson RAS: 9.80 Games Watched: ECU, Notre Dame, Tulane, Indiana, Houston  Positives Scouts Saw:  …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Wide Receiver

Jahan Dotson 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 6, 2022April 6, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jahan Dotson Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Penn St. Height: 5’10” Weight: 178 Plays: A lot bigger than you’d think RAS: 6.26 Games Watched: Ohio State, Michigan, Auburn, Wisconsin, Maryland (2020), …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Wide Receiver

Jameson Williams 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 5, 2022April 5, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jameson Williams Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Alabama Height: 6’1” Weight: 179 Very Fast: Jameson Williams is very fast. RAS: N/A Games Watched: Georgia (2021), Cincinnati, Miami, Georgia (2022), Texas A&M, …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Wide Receiver

George Pickens 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 5, 2022April 5, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

George Pickens Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Georgia Height: 6’3” Weight: 195 2022 Rookie WR Most Likely To: Get Unsportsmanlike Conduct Penalties RAS: 9.33 Games Watched: Alabama, Cincinnati, Auburn (2020), Florida …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Wide Receiver

Chris Olave 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 5, 2022April 5, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Chris Olave Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Ohio State Height: 6’0” Weight: 187 Broken Tackles: 10 in his career RAS: 8.63 Games Watched: Penn State, Minnesota, Oregon, Nebraska (2020), Indiana (2020), …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Wide Receiver

Drake London 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 4, 2022April 4, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Drake London Key Stats: Wide Receiver, USC Height: 6’4” Weight: 219 Top Shit Talker in the Class: Tied with George Pickens RAS: N/A Games Watched: Notre Dame, Stanford, Utah, Oregon …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Wide Receiver

Treylon Burks 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 4, 2022April 4, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Treylon Burks Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Arkansas Height: 6’2” Weight: 225 Ladies and Gentlemen: WR1 RAS: 5.76 Games Watched: Auburn, Texas A&M, Ole Miss, Alabama, Georgia, LSU Positives Scouts Saw: …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Wide Receiver

Garrett Wilson 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 4, 2022April 4, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Garrett Wilson Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Ohio State Height: 5’11” Weight: 183 I’m Sorry Garrett: You’re Going to Atlanta RAS: 7.70 Games Watched: Penn State, Michigan State, Oregon, Minnesota, Indiana …

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2022 Rookie Roundup / NFL Draft 2022 / Quarterback

Carson Strong 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 1, 2022April 4, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Carson Strong Key Stats: Quarterback, Nevada Height: 6’3” Weight: 226 If QBs were forms of art he’d be a: Statue RAS: N/A Games Watched: Cal, Boise State, Kansas State, Fresno …

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2022 Rookie Roundup / NFL Draft 2022 / Quarterback

Sam Howell 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 1, 2022March 31, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Sam Howell Key Stats: Quarterback, University of North Carolina Height: 6’0” Weight: 218 Could Also Be: Baker Mayfield hiding behind a Baker Mayfield mask RAS: N/A Games Watched: PITT, Wake …

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

THfantaC Podcast Episode 24: Steven Seagal, Kenny Pickett & Alec Pierce

March 31, 2022March 31, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan and Tony are joined by Craig for the first time since his sabbatical. We discuss Steven Seagal, Alec Pierce, and Kenny Pickett. Plus, some info on the Football Absurdity …

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2022 Rookie Roundup / NFL Draft 2022 / Quarterback

Desmond Ridder 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

March 31, 2022March 31, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Desmond Ridder Key Stats: Quarterback, Cincinnati Height: 6’3” Weight: 211 Back Foot: He’s throwin’ off it! RAS: 9.59 Games Watched: Indiana, Navy, Notre Dame, Houston, UCF, Tulane, Alabama Positives that …

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Malik Willis 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

March 30, 2022March 30, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Malik Willis Key Stats: Quarterback, Liberty (fuck Jerry Falwell) Height: 6’0” Weight: 219 Jerry Falwell: Rotting in Hell RAS: N/A Games Watched: Old Dominion, Ole Miss, Syracuse, Eastern Michigan, Army, NC …

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2022 Rookie Roundup / NFL Draft 2022 / Quarterback

Matt Corral 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

March 30, 2022March 30, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Matt Corral Key Stats: Quarterback, Ole Miss Height: 6’1” Weight: 212 High Ankle: Sprained in Bowl Game RAS: N/A Games Watched: Louisville, Austin Peay, Tulane, Arkansas, Alabama, Tennessee, Auburn, Texas …

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2022 Rookie Roundup / NFL Draft 2022 / Quarterback

Kenny Pickett 2022 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

March 28, 2022March 29, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Kenny Pickett Key Stats: Quarterback, Pitt Height: 6’03” Weight: 217 Hands: Infant-like RAS: 9.27  Games Watched: UMASS, Tennessee, Western Michigan, New Hampshire, Georgia Tech, Clemson, Miami, North Carolina Positives that …

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The Expert League Draft: A Comedy of Errors

July 7, 2021July 7, 2021 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

“That’s why they sent me. I am an expert.” – Karl Hungus, 1988. Act I: Hubris  In a world where subscriptions to fantasy football expert websites cost a month’s car …

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Dynasty / Fantasy Football 2021

The Window Was Open When I Got Here: Drafting to Win Now in a Fantasy Football Dynasty Startup

July 2, 2021 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

I’m assuming if you’re here that you’re already a pretty decent fantasy football manager. You care enough to do your homework, and that’s great. That said, we’re all bound to …

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How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

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Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

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