The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 8 NFL Gambling Lines
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and losing my retirement $10 at a time …
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When Walker Kelly reached out and said to the chat that they needed to take care of stuff and couldn’t deliver their Start/Sit article this week, I gladly jumped in …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun. While I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone you …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Tony got sick and tired of the Football Absurdity Podcast’s takes on D.J. Moore, and took his ball and went home. Please let him get some Dude Wipes money. You …
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Some of us (the real sickos) haven’t taken time off from ball. I don’t know what that says about me as a person, but I know what it should say …
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Two of the biggest gunslinging QBs are profiled. Spears or Pollard? Evans or Godwin? Bucky Irving?!?
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The gang gets together on ladies’ night to discuss overloaded paper plates, NFL player-themed restaurants, and Shane overdoses on Falcons hype!
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The Vikings and Packers are previewed. Aaron Jones and Jayden Reed? More like Ty Chandler and Christian Watson!
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The crew discusses Mormonism, the 2024 New York Jets, and gives back to their community while behind the wheel!
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Henry Kissinger? DEAD. Darren Waller? RETIRED. Who’s next? Find out here and stay for the Javonte Williams ceremonial burying.
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The only fantasy football podcast episode this week to refuse to denounce Marxism, profile the 2024 Buffalo Bills, and boycott the sports media!
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Derek Dallas Carr (born March 28, 1991) is an American football quarterback for the New Orleans Saints of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Fresno …
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Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to beg Carolina taxpayers for a few hundred million dollars, preview the Panthers, and talk about why our parents do or don’t listen …
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Shane and Tony talk Giants and Commanders. Long live Brian Robinson.
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk kickers, Post Malone B-Sides, Bar Rescue, and Ryan previews the 2024 Seattle Seahawks!
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This week, The Arizona Cardinals and New England Patriots are profiled, there’s a Chris Dorner shout-out and not enough Knocked Loose discourse!
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Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig talk dynasty, rookie ADP, and play a pick em game!
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together for a heavy rookie draft discussion.
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We’re post draft, kickin back in the lounge. Buy our 2024 Rookie Preview by hitting us up on Twitter @THfantaC- 100% of the money raised goes to Palestinian humanitarian aid!
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Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk Seagal, and have a roundtable discussion about the first 100 picks of the NFL Draft!
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Ryan, Shane, Craig, Tony, and Weed all get together to talk Malik Nabers at 1.02, Steven Seagal, Alaska, and the Gupta Empire!
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to talk about 2024 Best Buy, spend way too much time on Darren Waller, and celebrate a rich and enduring cheese culture.
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Ryan’s on the short term IR so Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk about train crashes, Xavier Legette, chaos dynasty leagues, and mob football.
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We’re back to full strength and cover Ray Davis, Ben Affleck, Ronnie Lott, Huey Lewis and the News, and Keon Coleman: an ideal blunt rotation!
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Shane is off this week, so Ryan, Craig and Tony limp through our nation’s capital with some March Madness talk, some Xavier Worthy slander, and fight another war to keep …
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It’s the THfantaC Fantasy Analyst Combine: listen to your favorite analysts compete in a series of drills, plus some prospect talk, home invasion, and Grounded for Life discourse!
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk steroids, rookie prospects, weed strain names, and tell you how to identify hidden drug fronts in Minneapolis!
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The crew talks prospects and takes a trip. Most assuredly the only podcast you’ll hear this week that discusses Juggalo allyship, Sufjan Stevens, and Rome Odunze in under an hour!
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The team get together to talk Mitt Romney, the 1953 Detroit Lions, terrible NFL owners, and get a price check on Josh Allen!
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Part two finds our crew going over light/heavy boxes, sneaky fast WRs, bad tight ends, and the Warsaw resistance, done entirely in Esperanto!
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Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to try for some of that Dana White money, talk about the longest missed field goals in NFL history, and throw a single …
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Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss ugly Canadian men, dynasty buys and sells, and outline a historiography of football and collectivism!
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Our Super Bowl preview episode features Shane’s one-year anniversary on the pod, Ryan’s one-year accident anniversary, a celebration of Tony’s grandpa, TWO Ross Dwelley references, and we take aim at …
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Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to bikepill the truck owner, advocate for sex workers, talk rookie QBs, and do tricks while on edibles!
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Ryan, Shane, Craig and Tony get together to talk about short running backs, the divisional round, Julius Thomas, and Chinese food!
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Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig discuss the Wildcard Round, fired coaches, the backing band for Alanis Morissette, and present the First Annual THfantaC Awards!
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Craig, Shane, Ryan, Walker Kelly, Waleed Ismail, Josh Chuboff, Evan Hoovler, and Tony. That’s a lot of people, but we managed to review the season, got Ryan to recommit to Derek …
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Shane, Ryan, Craig, and Tony get together to defend Russ Wilson, deny a dead man the Comeback Player of the Year Award, and talk about Don Draper’s hog!
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Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony bring the holiday cheer! The team gets together to discuss Christmas trees, skyline chili, and getting buried in a tube!
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Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss Survivor, Steven Seagal: Lawman, Dog the Bounty Hunter, White Chicks, and talk a little ball as well
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The guys get together to talk about Week 14 matchups, the XFL, corn corn-flavored ice cream, and ponder a full face turn!
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Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig are joined by our pal Hunter S to talk unions, pizza rolls, and the Dick Bong Memorial Airport!
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Shane, Ryan, Tony and Craig are joined by Walker Kelly from Football Absurdity to talk about year two breakouts, The Grey Cup, Point Break, and Kenny Omega!
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Ryan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Waleed Ismail to talk punts, Broadway Joe, and Buddy Holly!
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Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Evan Hoovler of Football Absurdity to talk about special shoes, winning the Boston Marathon, and shooting at police helicopters!
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Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together and talk Big Macs, butt fumbles, and Perc Angle!
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The crew talks disasters, the spookiest redraft picks by round, Bass Pro Shops, and Ryan and Shane try to identify Christian Rock albums by title alone!
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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[Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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Evan Hoovler and Tony Martin step in with Mike Valverde and Walker Kelly to go over the fantasy and real-life implications of all 7 rounds of the 2023 NFL draft. …
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Zack Kuntz, Old Dominion (6’8”, 245) What Scouts Say: Huge size, big potential, a big catch radius, and elite ball skills. Not a good blocker and played inferior competition. Crazy …
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Noah Gindorff, North Dakota State (6’6”, 268) What Scouts Say: Mainly an in-line tight end. Good blocker, can make contested catches. Short route specialist, doesn’t do much more than drags, …
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Luke Schoonmaker, Michigan (6’6”, 250) Games Watched: Michigan State (2022), Maryland (2022), Indiana (2022) What Scouts Say: Good run-blocking TE. Can use the seams well. Got that dawg in him, …
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Josh Whyle, Cincinnati (6’6”, 250) What I Saw: Tony: I will, under no circumstances, watch the 2022 Cincinnati Bearcats offense. Nope. Shane: Josh Whyle hit the buffet and he hit …
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Tucker Kraft, South Dakota State (6’5”, 255) What Scouts Say: Size/strength, receiving upside. Athletic and versatile. Hands and level of competition are concerns. What We Saw: Tony: Tucker Kraft is …
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Sam LaPorta, Iowa (6’4”, 249) What Scouts Say: Led Iowa in receiving two years straight. Sound route runner, and a consistent target for his QB. Competitive blocker and a broken …
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Dalton Kincaid, Utah (6’4”, 240) What Scouts Say: Plays like a WR and attacks the ball in traffic. Undersized and would be one of the smallest TEs in the NFL. …
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Darnell Washington, Georgia (6’7”, 270) What Scouts Say: BIG BOY. A big boy with crazy burst and speed, and can block anyone. Not necessarily a strong route runner, simply wins …
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Luke Musgrave, Oregon State (6’6”, 250) What Scouts Say: Should be a size-speed monster. Elite explosiveness, downfield speed. Major injury history, but he has a ton of tools and upside. …
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Michael Mayer, Notre Dame (6’4”, 265) What Scouts Say: 3 years of strong production at Notre Dame. He has size, and ball skills, and can line up at any position …
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Andrei Iosivas, Princeton (6’3”, 205) What Scouts Say: Size/speed guy, has track experience in college. He has an elite athletic profile and may crush with RAC scores. Great ball skills, …
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Jayden Reed, Michigan State (6’0”, 185) What Scouts Say: Plays all over the field, out wide, slot, and backfield. Run after catch guy, will beat people with yards after the …
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A.T. Perry, Wake Forest (6’5”, 205) What Scouts Say: A contested catch guy, out-muscles defenders, and high points the catch. Natural playmaker with great hands. Good ball skills and he …
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Rakim Jarrett, Memphis (6’2”, 200) What Scouts Say: Open field threat, with the speed, vision, and balance to create dynamic angles after the catch. Wins in the short and intermediate …
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Dontayvion Wicks, Virginia (6’2”, 208) What Scouts Say: Strong balance and burst. Navigates the sidelines effectively. Size, speed, and hands are all NFL caliber. Will struggle with zone and NFL …
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Marvin Mims, Oklahoma (5’11”, 184) What Scouts Say: A vertical threat player who high-points the ball on deep throws. “Violent” runner with the ball in his hands, gets yards after …
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Cedric Tillman, Tennessee (6’3”, 215) What Scouts Say: Excellent body control and wins at the catch point. A major downfield threat that can hang on to the ball through contact. …
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Kayshon Boutte, LSU (5’11”, 195) What Scouts Say: Good hands, a fluid catcher. He has a quick first step with explosive burst and agility, a crisp cutter. Was used mostly …
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Rashee Rice, SMU (6’2”, 203) What Scouts Say: Strong frame, positive height, and length. Looks the part. Makes defenders miss after the catch and has great ball skills. He runs …
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Jalin Hyatt, Tennessee (6’0”, 176) What Scouts Say: Explosive athlete at all three levels excels at the vertical level. Elite ball skills, elusive. Small frame, only one year of production …
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Parker Washington, Penn State (5’10”, 212) What Scouts Say: Skilled return man, special teams ace, slot Swiss army knife type of offensive asset. Has elite contact balance and breaks tackles …
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Nathaniel “Tank” Dell, Houston (5’8”, 165) What Scouts Say: Versatile offensive weapon who can play all over; quick, snappy route runner with a strong release. Big play athlete that can …
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Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Ohio State (6’0”, 196) What Scouts Say: Exceptional ball skills, and elite route running, but lacks top-end speed. Gets open with pacing and patience to find spots in …
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Josh Downs, North Carolina (5’9”, 171) What Scouts Say: Dynamic slot WR. Plays bigger than his size, wins contested catches, dynamic athlete that wins after the catch. Has drop issues, …
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Jordan Addison, USC (5’11”, 173) What Scouts Say: Successful across multiple offensive systems in college, incredible route timing, setting up DBs, excellent ball skills and route running, great separation but …
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Zay Flowers, Boston College (5’9”, 182) What Scouts Say: He caught half of his contested catch targets in 2022, and had a 11% drop rate. He has a slot frame …
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Quentin Johnston, TCU (6’2”, 208) What Scouts Say: Size and speed monster, a threat at all three levels. Not a crisp route runner due to his size consistently gains inside …
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Tyjae Spears, Tulane (5’9”, 205) What Scouts Say: He tore his ACL in 2020, and recovered fully to maintain his abilities and success as a ball carrier. Strong Senior Bowl …
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Dwayne McBride, UAB (5’11”, 215) What Scouts Say: Insane production at college, with a 36% missed tackle rate, best for PFF behind Bijan and Javonte. Offers nothing as a pass …
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Mohamed Ibrahim, Minnesota (5’10”, 210) What Scouts Say: Lots of college production, but high tread on his tires. 5th year Senior, but multiple 1k seasons and a ton of carries. …
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Israel “Izzy” Abanikanda, Pitt (5’11”, 215) What Scouts Say: 1400 rush yards his Junior season after Pickett left, and scored twenty touchdowns. Accomplished receiver, with an average of 12.7 yards …
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Devon Achane, Texas A&M (5’9”, 185) What Scouts Say: Split backfield with Spiller in 2021, but still had 910 rush yards and 9 TDs. As the lead back he had …
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Tank Bigsby, Auburn (6’0”, 208) What Scouts Say: Patience, agility, drives to finish the run. Not a great route runner and catching is not his strongest suit. Explosive cuts, drives …
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Kendre Miller, TCU (6’0”, 220) What Scouts Say: Only one year as the main back, but exploded with 1400 yards and 17 TDs. Solid frame, good speed and great feet. …
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Keaton Mitchell, East Carolina (5’9”, 184) What Scouts Say: Small, ceiling is a Tarik Cohen type back. Explosive and electric production, over 7 yards per carry. Pure scatback, and always …
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Roschon Johnson, Texas (6’2”, 222) What Scouts Say: Power back with tackle breaking ability. Pushes the pile and churns after contact. Good stiff arm. Not a dominant athlete and won’t …
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Kenny McIntosh, Georgia (6’1”, 210) What Scouts Say: Great frame, a good combination of height, weight, and speed. Has pass catching ability, and has upside as a player. His pass …
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Lew Nichols III, Central Michigan (5’10”, 220) What Scouts Say: Led the country in rushing in 2021. Had injuries in 2022 and a bad offensive line. Runs with power, vision, …
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Chase Brown, Illinois (5’11”, 205) What Scouts Say: 23 year old rookie who was in college for 5 years, didn’t get over 1k yards until his years 4 and 5. …
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Zach Charbonnet, UCLA (6’1”, 220): What Scouts Say: Alpha. Has two years of starting, improved efficiency each year. Footwork, inside running, pile pusher. Decent speed, gets low and drives on …
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Jahmyr Gibbs, Alabama (5’11, 200) What Scouts Say: Explosive runner, a great receiver out of the backfield, and an elusive and athletic back. He lacks ideal size and struggles to …
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Sean Tucker, Syracuse (5’10”, 202) What Scouts Say: Thick build with speed. Patient, works well through congestion. Vision, footwork, low pad level. More tread than other RBs, is not a …
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Zach Evans, Ole Miss (5’11”, 215) What Scouts Say: He is capable of carrying the primary workload, but without a ton of college tread on his tires. Good burst, speed, …
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Bijan Robinson, Texas (6’0”, 215) What Scouts Say: Instinctive runner, exceptional elusiveness, decisive and fast. A homerun hitter with power and speed can take any carry the distance. Excellent vision, …
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Tanner McKee, Stanford (6’6”, 230) What Scouts Say: Optimal size, ran a pro style offense. Lack of mobility will hamper him at the next level. Not ideal processing, and will …
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Clayton Tune, Houston (6’3”, 220) What Scouts Say: Can create, has good arm strength. Good pocket feel and throws on the seams. Not an optimal processor with mediocre field vision. …
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Dorian Thompson-Robinson, UCLA (6’1”, 205) What Scouts Say: 5 season starter at UCLA. Strong in the short and intermediate areas, good at throwing off-balance. Escapability in the pocket is …
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Jaren Hall, BYU (6’0”, 185) What Scouts Say: Older prospect (25), leader. Mobility and speed are his strengths. Always looking to make the big play. Creative, but has an injury …
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Hendon Hooker, Tennessee (6’4”, 218) Games Watched: Florida, Alabama, Ball State, LSU What Scouts Say: Comes from a scheme spread offense where his reads were made for him. Amazing deep …
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Anthony Richardson, Florida (6’4”, 232) What Scouts Say: Pro size, huge arm. Raw, with all-pro potential. Accurate and beautiful deep ball. Hard to tackle in the pocket. Extremely inaccurate passer, …
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Will Levis, Kentucky (6’3”, 232) What Scouts Say: Pro size, pro arm talent. Strong mobility, comes from a pro scheme. Accurate and consistent as a passer. Mechanics inconsistent under pressure. …
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Bryce Young, Alabama (6’0”, 194) What Scouts Say: Arm talent in abundance gets the ball out quick no matter the depth, can be successful with many arm angles and both …
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CJ Stroud, Ohio State (6’3”, 215) What Scouts Say: Safe prospect at QB. Uses his eyes well to create space for routes over the middle, with great timing and anticipation. …
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Before we start anything here, yes, we need to take a moment and hope for the best for Damar Hamlin. I’m not going to use this platform to add my …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Welcome back to The Degenerate’s Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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As these articles get more and more popular, I’ve been getting continued requests from those within the fantasy community to come be a guest consultant on my betting article. Now, …
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Welcome back to week 10 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I love …
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Welcome back to week 8 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I love …
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Disclaimer: these articles are intended to be for fun, and while gambling is a lot of fun, if you or someone you know is addicted and needs help, please encourage …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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Disclaimer: Welcome back to week 4 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I …
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Welcome back to week 3 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I love …
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Welcome back to week 2 of the Degenerate’s Gambit! Last week we hit on three of our five bets, including the long shot of the week, with the Bears taking …
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Hello, friends and fellow degenerates, it’s your old pal Tony for Football Absurdity! This is our first weekly session where I look at some of my favorite lines to play …
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Football Dad (Waleed): When I first started Football Absurdity, I didn’t realize that I would soon be the proud Egyptian father of a 35-year-old Jewish boy. But just under two …
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Abram Smith Key Stats: Running Back, Baylor Height: 5’11” Weight: 211 Did you know: he played defense too RAS: 6.62 Games Watched: Iowa State, BYU, Ole Miss, Kansas, Texas Positives …
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Zamir White Key Stats: Running Back, Georgia Height: 5’11” Weight: 214 Is he a big boy? I can confirm he is indeed a big boy RAS: 9.82 Games Watched: Florida, …
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Dameon Pierce Key Stats: Running Back, Florida Height: 5’9” Weight: 218 Helmet: Off but he’s still runnin’ RAS: 7.14 Games Watched: Georgia, Oklahoma (2020), Arkansas (2020), Tennessee, Kentucky Positives Scouts …
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Pierre Strong, Jr. Key Stats: Running Back, South Dakota State Height: 5’11” Weight: 202 His hype videos: some of the best mixtape songs I’ve heard (no more Drake songs please) …
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Ezra Gray Key Stats: Running Back/Kick Returner, Alabama State Height: 5’7” Weight: 174 Size: Limited RAS: 1.92 Games Watched: Do you have any EFFING idea how hard it is to …
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Jerrion Ealy Key Stats: Running Back, Ole Miss Height: 5’8” Weight: 189 The thing we were hoping for: another small receiving back with limited upside RAS: 6.16 Games Watched: Alabama …
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Brian Robinson Key Stats: Running Back, Alabama Height: 6’1” Weight: 225 Bulldozer: Outfitted with scrap metal and driven through city hall RAS: 6.62 Games Watched: Georgia, Miami, Cincinnati, Ole Miss, …
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James Cook Key Stats: Running Back, Georgia Height: 5’11” Weight: 199 Will be inevitably compared to: his much better brother Dalvin RAS: 8.78 Games Watched: Alabama, Florida, Clemson, Arkansas (2020), Alabama …
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Tyler Badie Key Stats: Running Back, Missouri Height: 5’8” Weight: 197 Fun fact: Tyler Badie is very small RAS: 6.42 Games Watched: Kentucky, Georgia, Boston College, Vanderbilt Positives Scouts Saw: Strong …
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Jerome Ford Key Stats: Running Back, Cincinnati Cincinnati Height: 5’10” Weight: 210 Cincinnati: Actually a pretty fun team to watch last year RAS: 6.95 Games Watched: Alabama, Indiana, Tulane, Houston, …
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Rachaad White Key Stats: Running Back, Arizona State Height: 6’0” Weight: 214 RAS: 9.87 Games Watched: UCLA, Arizona, Utah, BYU, USC Positives Scouts Saw: Exceptional lateral agility Exceptional receiver, he might …
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Tyler Allgeier Key Stats: Running Back, BYU Height: 5’10” Weight: 224 Mormons: Stormin RAS: 7.71 Games Watched: Utah, Louisiana Tech (2020), UCF (2020), Navy, Virginia, Arizona State Positives Scouts Saw: …
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Kenneth Walker Key Stats: Running Back, Michigan State Height: 5’9” Weight: 211 Passes: Not Caught RAS: 9.25 Games Watched: Rutgers, Miami, Northwestern, Michigan, Nebraska, Clemson (2020) Positives Scouts Saw: Home run …
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Kyren Williams Key Stats: Running Back, Notre Dame Height: 5’9” Weight: 194 Trending: Down RAS: 2.83 Games Watched: USC, Purdue, Florida State, North Carolina, Wisconsin, Navy Positives Scouts Saw: Long speed …
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Isaiah Spiller Key Stats: Running Back, Texas A&M Height: 6’0” Weight: 217 Pro Day: Yikes RAS: N/A Games Watched: South Carolina, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi State, Colorado, Florida (2020) Positives Scouts Saw: …
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Breece Hall Key Stats: Running Back, Iowa State Height: 5’11” Weight: 217 Overdrafted: Already RAS: 9.96 Games Watched: Iowa, Texas, Baylor, Oklahoma, TCU, Oklahoma State Positives Scouts Saw: A patient, …
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Cole Turner Key Stats: Tight End, Nevada Height: 6’6” Weight: 249 I heard he: played basketball RAS: 7.37 Games Watched: Boise State, UNLV, Cal, Fresno State, Hawaii, Colorado State Positives …
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Jelani Woods Key Stats: Tight End, Virginia Height: 6’7” Weight: 253 Test Score: Woah RAS: 10.0 Games Watched: Illinois, North Carolina, Virginia Tech Positives Scouts Saw: Height/Size/Length Good long speed, …
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Charlie Kolar Key Stats: Tight End, Iowa State Height: 6’6” Weight: 252 Will go to prom: with his QB RAS: 9.12 Games Watched: Baylor, Oklahoma, Texas Tech, Oklahoma (2020), Clemson Positives …
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Chigoziem Okonkwo Key Stats: Tight End, Maryland Height: 6’2” Weight: 238 Blocking: for nerds RAS: 6.46 Games Watched: Penn State, Michigan State, West Virginia, Minnesota Positives Scouts Saw: Good hands, …
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Cade Otton Key Stats: Tight End, Washington Height: 6’5” Weight: 247 Much better at: real football than fantasy football RAS: N/A Games Watched: Urah (2020), Montana, Arizona (2020), Oregon, UCLA, …
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Trey McBride Key Stats: Tight End, Colorado State Height: 6’4” Weight: 246 Touchdown Rate: Julio Jones-esque RAS: N/A Games Watched: Vanderbilt, Utah State, Toledo, San Jose State, South Dakota State, New …
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Jalen Wydermyer Key Stats: Tight End, Texas A&M Height: 6’4” Weight: 255 Pro Day: Embarrassing RAS: 1.00 Games Watched: Alabama, USC, Tennessee (2020), Auburn (2020), Mississippi State, Arkansas Positives Scouts …
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Isaiah Likely Key Stats: Tight End, Coastal Carolina Height: 6’4” Weight: 245 Best TE in the class: Not Likely! (but he is really good) RAS: 5.32 Games Watched: Kansas, Arkansas …
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Romeo Doubs Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Nevada Height: 6’1” Weight: 201 Underrated: he made Carson Strong look pretty good in 2021 RAS: N/A Games Watched: Kansas State, Boise State, Cal, …
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Wan’Dale Robinson Key Stats: Wide Receiver/Running Back/Kick Returner, Kentucky Height: 5’8” Weight: 178 The Football Version of: The Tenacious D skit where he orders a six-piece nugget and tells the …
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Justyn Ross Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Clemson Height: 6’3” Weight: 210 Injury History: Troubling, to say the least RAS: 2.58 Games Watched: Georgia, Alabama (2018), Notre Dame (2018), Georgia Tech …
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John Metchie III Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Alabama Height: 5’11” Weight: 187 Tore his ACL: A week before it became trendy for Alabama WRs to do it RAS: N/A Games …
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Christian Watson Key Stats: Wide Receiver, North Dakota State University Height: 6’4” Weight: 208 Athletic Testing: Making people think this dude is the next Calvin Johnson RAS: 9.96 Games Watched: …
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David Bell Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Purdue Height: 6’0” Weight: 212 Combine: Really really bad RAS: 3.97 Games Watched: Notre Dame, Iowa, Minnesota (2020), Ohio State, Iowa (2020), Michigan State …
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Skyy Moore Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Western Michigan Height: 5’9” Weight: 195 Projection: Either Julian Edelman or Andy Isabella. There is no middle ground. RAS: 7.50 Games Watched: Pitt, Michigan, …
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Alec Pierce Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Cincinnati Height: 6’3” Weight: 211 Hot Take: Pierce > Christian Watson RAS: 9.80 Games Watched: ECU, Notre Dame, Tulane, Indiana, Houston Positives Scouts Saw: …
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Jahan Dotson Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Penn St. Height: 5’10” Weight: 178 Plays: A lot bigger than you’d think RAS: 6.26 Games Watched: Ohio State, Michigan, Auburn, Wisconsin, Maryland (2020), …
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Jameson Williams Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Alabama Height: 6’1” Weight: 179 Very Fast: Jameson Williams is very fast. RAS: N/A Games Watched: Georgia (2021), Cincinnati, Miami, Georgia (2022), Texas A&M, …
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George Pickens Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Georgia Height: 6’3” Weight: 195 2022 Rookie WR Most Likely To: Get Unsportsmanlike Conduct Penalties RAS: 9.33 Games Watched: Alabama, Cincinnati, Auburn (2020), Florida …
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Chris Olave Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Ohio State Height: 6’0” Weight: 187 Broken Tackles: 10 in his career RAS: 8.63 Games Watched: Penn State, Minnesota, Oregon, Nebraska (2020), Indiana (2020), …
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Drake London Key Stats: Wide Receiver, USC Height: 6’4” Weight: 219 Top Shit Talker in the Class: Tied with George Pickens RAS: N/A Games Watched: Notre Dame, Stanford, Utah, Oregon …
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Treylon Burks Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Arkansas Height: 6’2” Weight: 225 Ladies and Gentlemen: WR1 RAS: 5.76 Games Watched: Auburn, Texas A&M, Ole Miss, Alabama, Georgia, LSU Positives Scouts Saw: …
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Garrett Wilson Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Ohio State Height: 5’11” Weight: 183 I’m Sorry Garrett: You’re Going to Atlanta RAS: 7.70 Games Watched: Penn State, Michigan State, Oregon, Minnesota, Indiana …
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Carson Strong Key Stats: Quarterback, Nevada Height: 6’3” Weight: 226 If QBs were forms of art he’d be a: Statue RAS: N/A Games Watched: Cal, Boise State, Kansas State, Fresno …
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Sam Howell Key Stats: Quarterback, University of North Carolina Height: 6’0” Weight: 218 Could Also Be: Baker Mayfield hiding behind a Baker Mayfield mask RAS: N/A Games Watched: PITT, Wake …
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Ryan and Tony are joined by Craig for the first time since his sabbatical. We discuss Steven Seagal, Alec Pierce, and Kenny Pickett. Plus, some info on the Football Absurdity …
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Desmond Ridder Key Stats: Quarterback, Cincinnati Height: 6’3” Weight: 211 Back Foot: He’s throwin’ off it! RAS: 9.59 Games Watched: Indiana, Navy, Notre Dame, Houston, UCF, Tulane, Alabama Positives that …
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Malik Willis Key Stats: Quarterback, Liberty (fuck Jerry Falwell) Height: 6’0” Weight: 219 Jerry Falwell: Rotting in Hell RAS: N/A Games Watched: Old Dominion, Ole Miss, Syracuse, Eastern Michigan, Army, NC …
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Matt Corral Key Stats: Quarterback, Ole Miss Height: 6’1” Weight: 212 High Ankle: Sprained in Bowl Game RAS: N/A Games Watched: Louisville, Austin Peay, Tulane, Arkansas, Alabama, Tennessee, Auburn, Texas …
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Kenny Pickett Key Stats: Quarterback, Pitt Height: 6’03” Weight: 217 Hands: Infant-like RAS: 9.27 Games Watched: UMASS, Tennessee, Western Michigan, New Hampshire, Georgia Tech, Clemson, Miami, North Carolina Positives that …
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“That’s why they sent me. I am an expert.” – Karl Hungus, 1988. Act I: Hubris In a world where subscriptions to fantasy football expert websites cost a month’s car …
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I’m assuming if you’re here that you’re already a pretty decent fantasy football manager. You care enough to do your homework, and that’s great. That said, we’re all bound to …
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