2024 Fantasy Football Tight End Tiers
With Labor Day weekend upon us, and the biggest fantasy football drafting weekend of the year underway, it’s time to finish our look at the last positional tiers: the tight …
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2024 Fantasy Football Wide Receiver Tiers, Part 2
We already dove into the first half of the receiver tiers, now let’s look at the rest of the guys worth drafting! Tier Seven: Grizzled Vets DeAndre Hopkins, Tennessee (WR44, Pick …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 FINAL Mock Draft
Jeff Krisko, Walker Kelly & Mike Valverde revisit a concept they invented last season, called a “mock draft.” The regular season starts next week, so we are moving twice a …
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2024 Fantasy Football Wide Receiver Tiers, Part 1
I’ve already put down thousands of words about my quarterbacks, and running backs ranks (part two here). Now, I turn my attention to wide receivers. Below is part one of …
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2024 Fantasy Football Running Back Tiers, Part 2
We’ve already looked at the top-flight running backs, as I outlined my top four tiers on Sunday. Let’s look at the rest of the position, and who can help you …
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2024 Fantasy Football Running Back Tiers, Part 1
We’ve already run through the quarterback tiers in my rankings, and now it’s time to make our way down the line to the running back tiers. There are a lot …
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2024 Fantasy Football Quarterback Tiers
Tier-based drafting is a great way to proceed through your fantasy football drafts. It eschews linear rankings, where the difference between QB5 and QB6 is not as much as between …
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Fantasy Football 2021 One-Sentence Summaries: Rounds 13 through 15
Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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Fantasy Football 2021 One-Sentence Summaries: Rounds 10 through 12
Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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Fantasy Football 2021 One-Sentence Summaries: Rounds 7 through 9
Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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Fantasy Football 2021 One-Sentence Summaries: Rounds 4 through 6
Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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Fantasy Football 2021 One-Sentence Summaries: Rounds 1 through 3
Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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Fantasy Football Draft Strategy 2021: Dos and Don’ts, Part 2
Yesterday, I took a look at my “don’ts” for my fantasy football drafts. Today, I take a look at my “Dos” for fantasy football drafts. These are some rules I’ve …
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Fantasy Football Draft Strategy: 2021 Dos and Don’ts, Part 1
Every year, it seems like all drafting just comes down to executing a series of rules for your drafts in order to find fantasy football glory. With that in mind, …
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Fantasy Football 2020 One-Sentence Summaries: Rounds 13 through 15
Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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Fantasy Football 2020 One-Sentence Summaries: Rounds 10 through 12
Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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Fantasy Football 2020 One-Sentence Summaries: Rounds 7 through 9
Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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Fantasy Football 2020 One-Sentence Summaries: Rounds 4 through 6
Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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Fantasy Football 2020 One-Sentence Summaries: Rounds 1 through 3
Do you need a quick rundown on every player drafted in your fantasy football leagues? Look no further than our round-by-round one-sentence summaries for a fantasy football crash course! Below …
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Fantasy Football Mock Draft Monday: ZeroWR
I spent the morning today writing about Derrius Guice and arguing about food on Twitter, so I ended up behind the eight ball just a little bit when it comes …
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Fantasy Football Mock Draft Monday: ZeroRB
It’s now August, which means that it’s officially the fantasy football draft season! In a world where people took COVID-19 protocols seriously and maybe wore a mask without screaming about …
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Fantasy Football Draft Safest Picks, Rounds 13 – 15
With our What to Remember, Rookie Roundups, Sleeper Breakout & Bust and Player Profiles all behind us, it’s time to take a step back and take our foot off the …
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Fantasy Football Draft Riskiest Picks, Rounds 13 – 15
With our What to Remember, Rookie Roundups, Sleeper Breakout & Bust and Player Profiles all behind us, it’s time to take a step back and take our foot off the …
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Fantasy Football Draft Safest Picks, Rounds 10 -12
With our What to Remember, Rookie Roundups, Sleeper Breakout & Bust and Player Profiles all behind us, it’s time to take a step back and take our foot off …
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Fantasy Football Draft Riskiest Picks, Rounds 10 – 12
With our What to Remember, Rookie Roundups, Sleeper Breakout & Bust and Player Profiles all behind us, it’s time to take a step back and take our foot off the …
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Fantasy Football Draft Riskiest Picks, Rounds 7 – 9
With our What to Remember, Rookie Roundups, Sleeper Breakout & Bust, and Player Profiles all behind us, it’s time to take a step back and take our foot off the …
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Fantasy Football Draft Safest Picks, Rounds 7 – 9
With our What to Remember, Rookie Roundups, Sleeper Breakout & Bust and Player Profiles all behind us, it’s time to take a step back and take our foot off the …
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Fantasy Football Draft Safest Picks, Rounds 4 – 6
With our What to Remember, Rookie Roundups, Sleeper Breakout & Bust, and Player Profiles all behind us, it’s time to take a step back and take our foot off the …
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Fantasy Football Draft Riskiest Picks, Rounds 4 – 6
With our What to Remember, Rookie Roundups, Sleeper Breakout & Bust and Player Profiles all behind us, it’s time to take a step back and take our foot off the …
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Safest 2020 Fantasy Football Draft Picks, Rounds 1 – 3
With our What to Remember, Rookie Roundups, Sleeper Breakout & Bust and Player Profiles all behind us, it’s time to take a step back and take our foot off the …
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Riskiest 2020 Fantasy Football Draft Picks, Rounds 1 – 3
With our What to Remember, Rookie Roundups, Sleeper Breakout & Bust, and Player Profiles all behind us, it’s time to take a step back and take our foot off the …
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2020 Fantasy Football Auction Values (06/12 Edition)
Welcome, one and all, to our most popular article series that doesn’t have “Beersheets” in the title! It’s the 2020 fantasy football auction values chart! This is my second go-around …
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Stop Trying To Make Rookie Fantasy Football Tight Ends a Thing
All the fantasy football world sat, buzzing, in the afterglow of week one of the 2019 NFL season. There was so much new data to try to take in. Which …
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Welcome, one and all, to our most popular article series that doesn’t have “Beersheets” in the title! It’s the 2020 fantasy football auction values chart! There’s a reason our auction …
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Fantasy Football Auction Sleepers: The All $1 Auction Team
You know, it was probably a bad idea to gamble your fantasy football auction dollars on the ponies. Also, it was pretty weird for the track to accept fake dollars …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Back End Backup Wide Receivers
It’s August, which means that it’s time to look closely at fantasy football drafts. Evan Hoovler has your auction strategy covered, but it’s time to figure out the time-honored tradition …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Back End Backup Running Backs
It’s August, which means that it’s time to look closely at fantasy football drafts. Evan Hoovler has your auction strategy covered, but it’s time to figure out the time-honored tradition …
Read More Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Back End Backup Quarterbacks
It’s August, which means that it’s time to look closely at fantasy football drafts. Evan Hoovler has your auction strategy covered, but it’s time to figure out the time-honored tradition …
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2019 Player Profile / Draft Prep / Fantasy Football 2019 / Player Profile / Tennessee Titans / Wide Receiver
Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Adam Humphries Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football A.J. Brown Player Profile
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2019 Player Profile / Draft Prep / Fantasy Football 2019 / New Orleans Saints / Player Profile / Wide Receiver
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football DeSean Jackson Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Jordan Reed Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Greg Olsen Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Vance McDonald Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Trey Burton Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Dede Westbrook Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Jared Goff Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football James Washington Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Golden Tate Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Kenny Stills Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Tre’Quan Smith Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Curtis Samuel Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Allen Robinson Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football DeVante Parker Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Donte Moncrief Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Anthony Miller Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Marqise Lee Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Kyle Rudolph Player Profile
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2019 Player Profile / Draft Prep / Fantasy Football 2019 / Player Profile / Seattle Seahawks / Wide Receiver
Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Marquise Goodwin Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Michael Gallup Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Devin Funchess Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football David Montgomery Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Josh Jacobs Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Mitchell Trubisky Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Jimmy Garoppolo Player Profile
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2019 Player Profile / Draft Prep / Fantasy Football 2019 / Player Profile / Seattle Seahawks / Wide Receiver
2019 Fantasy Football Tyler Lockett Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Julio Jones Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football James Conner Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Michael Thomas Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Christian McCaffrey Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2019 Fantasy Football David Johnson Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Todd Gurley Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Melvin Gordon Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Alvin Kamara Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2019 Fantasy Football Ezekiel Elliott Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2019 Fantasy Football Saquon Barkley Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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Protected: Fantasy Football Ronald Jones II: 2018 Player Profile
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Protected: Fantasy Football Kyle Rudolph 2018 Player Profile
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Fantasy Football Trey Burton 2018 Player Profile
If you love micromanaging snap counts and taking a career part-time tight end as your TE1… check your head, but also, this Fantasy Football Trey Burton player profile is for …
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Fantasy Football Sony Michel: 2018 Player Profile
If you care more about fun than fumbling in your running back, then this fantasy football Sony Michel player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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Protected: Fantasy Football Jordan Reed Player Profile
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Protected: 2018 Fantasy Football Delanie Walker Player Profile
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2018 Fantasy Football Evan Engram Player Profile
If you love to bank on tight ends with unsustainable rookie production, then this fantasy football Evan Engram player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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2018 Fantasy Football Rob Gronkowski Player Profile
If your favorite number is 69 and you love massive positional advantages while hitting up a kegger with your bros, then this fantasy football Rob Gronkowski player profile is for …
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2018 Fantasy Football Travis Kelce Player Profile
If you like your fantasy football tight ends to literally be Greek gods, then this fantasy football Travis Kelce player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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2018 Fantasy Football Zach Ertz Player Profile
If you don’t want to end your fantasy football season eating horse manure (or if you do…?), then this Fantasy Football Zach Ertz profile is for you. As we gear …
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2018 Fantasy Football Greg Olsen Player Profile
If you want to spend more time on WebMD than Pro-Football-Reference.com, then this fantasy football Greg Olsen profile is the tight end profile for you. As we gear up to …
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2018 Fantasy Football Jimmy Graham Player Profile
If you only want the most polarizing tight end on your team, then this fantasy football Jimmy Graham player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Indianapolis Colts
Andrew Luck is back! Does that mean that the Indianapolis Colts have finally stepped back from the precipice of the dumpster fire tier of the NFL? I mean, probably not, …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Jacksonville Jaguars
The Jacksonville Jaguars hope that Blake Bortles can take them to a championship this year (he can’t). Can his weaponry take you to a fantasy football championship (…maybe!)? For the …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Tennessee Titans
Exotic Smashmouth is dead! Long live King LeFleur! Can the Tennessee Titans bring you to fantasy football glory, or will Marcus Mariota continue his 2017 trend of vomiting all over …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Houston Texans
If you’ve read this far from the beginning of our 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakouts and bust series, thank you! And congratulations on being a bigger try-hard than J.J. Watt. …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout and Bust: Miami Dolphins
The Miami Dolphins lost their starting quarterback late in the preseason last year and had to turn to Jay Cutler. Will the return of Ryan Tannehill mean enough fantasy football …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout and Bust: Buffalo Bills
The Buffalo Bills have three quarterbacks who can’t throw, two wide receivers who can’t catch, and a running back who can’t say whether or not he will play all season. …
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Fantasy Football Michael Thomas: 2018 Player Profile
If you accept Drew Brees as your saint and savior, then this fantasy football Michael Thomas player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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Fantasy Football Chris Hogan: 2018 Player Profile
If you believe in miracles, then this fantasy football Chris Hogan player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is …
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Fantasy Football Tyreek Hill: 2018 Player Profile
If you want to flay your opposition, then this fantasy football Tyreek Hill player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout and Bust: New England Patriots
The New England Patriots are the NFL equivalent of The Doomsday Machine, sucking up everything in their path and leaving a wake of destruction and madness. Can you find fantasy …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout and Bust: New York Jets
The New York Jets could be the worst airline based disaster to ever befall the Northeastern United States. Is there anything more to say about this team? Apparently so. For …
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2018 Fantasy Football Royce Freeman Player Profile
If you are wondering if anything can help the Broncos running game, then this Royce Freeman player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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Fantasy Football Rashaad Penny: 2018 Player Profile
If you are interested in running back battles in training camp, then this fantasy football Rashaad Penny player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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2018 Fantasy Football Saquon Barkley Player Profile
If you like your running backs with legs that don’t quit, then this fantasy football Saquon Barkley player profile is for you and Eli Manning. As we gear up to …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout and Bust: Pittsburgh Steelers
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout and Bust: Cleveland Browns
For this season we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production at …
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Fantasy Football JuJu Smith-Schuster: 2018 Player Profile
If you want your wide receivers on two wheels, then this fantasy football JuJu Smith-Schuster player profile is for you! As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
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Fantasy Football Josh Gordon: 2018 Player Profile
If you are addicted to dynamic wide receivers, then this fantasy football Josh Gordon player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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Fantasy Football T.Y. Hilton: 2018 Player Profile
If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football T.Y. Hilton player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Baltimore Ravens
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout and Bust: Cincinnati Bengals
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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Fantasy Football Julio Jones: 2018 Player Profile
If you want your wide receivers paid, then this fantasy football Julio Jones player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout and Bust: Denver Broncos
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout and Bust: Kansas City Chiefs
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout and Bust: Oakland Raiders
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout and Bust: Los Angeles Chargers
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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Fantasy Football Doug Baldwin: 2018 Player Profile
If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Doug Baldwin player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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Fantasy Football Alshon Jeffery: 2018 Player Profile
If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Alshon Jeffery player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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Fantasy Football Davante Adams: 2018 Player Profile
If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Davante Adams player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: New Orleans Saints
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Carolina Panthers
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Atlanta Falcons
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Washington Redskins
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Philadelphia Eagles
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: New York Giants
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Dallas Cowboys
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Minnesota Vikings
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Green Bay Packers
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Chicago Bears
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Seattle Seahawks
Before we get into our 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout, and bust, let’s do a quick primer: For the 2018 season, we will explore fantasy football sleepers, breakouts (or bounce …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: San Francisco 49ers
Before we get into our 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout, and bust, let’s do a quick primer: For the 2018 season we will explore fantasy football sleepers, breakouts (or bounce …
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Fantasy Football DeAndre Hopkins: 2018 Player Profile
If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football DeAndre Hopkins player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Arizona Cardinals
Before we get into our 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout, and bust, let’s do a quick primer. Football Absurdity will explore a sleeper, a breakout (or bounce back), and a …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Los Angeles Rams
Before we get into our 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout, and bust, let’s do a quick primer. Football Absurdity will explore a sleeper, a breakout (or bounce back), and a …
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Fantasy Football Antonio Brown: 2018 Player Profile
If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Antonio Brown player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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Fantasy Football Amari Cooper: 2018 Player Profile
If you are not worried about dropped passes, then this fantasy football Amari Cooper player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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Fantasy Football Allen Robinson: 2018 Player Profile
If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Allen Robinson player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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Fantasy Football AJ Green: 2018 Player Profile
If you want your wide receivers overlooked, then this fantasy football AJ Green player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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Fantasy Football Adam Thielen: 2018 Player Profile
If you like you wide receivers to catch everything thrown their way, then this fantasy football Adam Thielen player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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Fantasy Football Todd Gurley: 2018 Player Profile
If your running backs are just a reminder of your shame, then this fantasy football Todd Gurley player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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Fantasy Football Tevin Coleman: 2018 Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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Fantasy Football Tarik Cohen: 2018 Player Profile
If you want highlight reel plays from your running back, then this Tarik Cohen player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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Fantasy Football Melvin Gordon: 2018 Player Profile
If you like your running backs overlooked, then you won’t want to miss this fantasy football Melvin Gordon player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
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Fantasy Football Marshawn Lynch: 2018 Player Profile
If you think the beast might be vanquished, then this fantasy football Marshawn Lynch player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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Fantasy Football Marlon Mack: 2018 Player Profile
If you think the Colts offense is finally right, then this fantasy football Marlon Mack player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
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Fantasy Football Mark Ingram: 2018 Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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Fantasy Football LeSean McCoy: 2018 Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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Fantasy Football Le’Veon Bell: 2018 Player Profile
If you think running backs need to get paid what they are worth, then this fantasy football Le’Veon Bell player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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Fantasy Football Leonard Fournette: 2018 Player Profile
If you want your running backs to be battering rams, then this fantasy football Leonard Fournette player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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2018 Fantasy Football Lamar Miller Player Profile
If you draft your running backs hoping they will finally be good, then this fantasy football Lamar Miller player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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2018 Fantasy Football: Kenyan Drake Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2018 Fantasy Football: Kareem Hunt Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2018 Fantasy Football Jordan Howard Player Profile
If you are worried about your running backs ability to catch, then this fantasy football Jordan Howard player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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2018 Fantasy Football: Joe Mixon Player Profile
If you want your running backs talented and troubled, then this Joe Mixon player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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2018 Fantasy Football: Jerick McKinnon Player Profile
If you want yourself a running back whisperer, then this Jerick McKinnon player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity …
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2018 Fantasy Football: Jay Ajayi Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2018 Fantasy Football: Isaiah Crowell Player Profile
If you like your running backs with a change of scenery, then this fantasy football Isaiah Crowell player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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2018 Fantasy Football: Ezekiel Elliott Player Profile
If you like a big belly full of running back, then this fantasy football Ezekiel Elliott player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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2018 Fantasy Football: Duke Johnson, Jr. Player Profile
If you love you some PPR backs, then this fantasy football Duke Johnson Jr. player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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2018 Fantasy Football: Dion Lewis Player Profile
If you are wondering whether your running back is in a timeshare, then this fantasy football Dion Lewis player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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2018 Fantasy Football Devonta Freeman Player Profile
If you are wondering whether your running back will ever be great again, then this fantasy football Devonta Freeman player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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2018 Fantasy Football Derrius Guice Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2018 Fantasy Football Derrick Henry Player Profile
If you are wondering whether your running back is in a timeshare, then this fantasy football Derrick Henry player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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2018 Fantasy Football David Johnson Player Profile
If you are interested in only the best in your running backs, then this fantasy football David Johnson player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up …
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2018 Fantasy Football: Dalvin Cook Player Profile
If ACL’s are an afterthought to you, then this fantasy football Dalvin Cook player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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2018 Fantasy Football: Christian McCaffrey Player Profile
If you love you some PPR backs, then this fantasy football Christian McCaffrey player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
Read More 2018 Fantasy Football Alvin Kamara Player Profile
If you want a running back who dares to do the impossible, then this fantasy football Alvin Kamara player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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2018 Fantasy Football Alex Collins Player Profile
If you are wondering whether your running back has beaten back his competition, then this fantasy football Alex Collins player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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2018 Fantasy Football Tyrod Taylor Player Profile
If you prefer your quarterbacks underappreciated, then you should appreciate this fantasy football Tyrod Taylor player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity …
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2018 Fantasy Football Tom Brady Player Profile
If you like your quarterbacks afraid of strawberries, then this fantasy football Tom Brady player profile will leave you in terror. As we gear up to the start of the …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sam Bradford Player Profile
If you prefer your quarterbacks to be woven of the finest glass, then this fantasy football Sam Bradford player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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2018 Fantasy Football Ryan Tannehill Player Profile
If you want your quarterbacks to have personal experience playing wide receiver, then this fantasy football Ryan Tannehill player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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2018 Fantasy Football Russell Wilson Player Profile
If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Russell Wilson player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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2018 Fantasy Football Philip Rivers Player Profile
If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Philip Rivers player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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2018 Fantasy Football Patrick Mahomes Player Profile
If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Patrick Mahomes player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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2018 Fantasy Football Mitchell Trubisky Player Profile
If you are interested in the unknown when you select your quarterbacks, then let this fantasy football Mitchell Trubisky player profile teach you. As we gear up to the start …
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2018 Fantasy Football Matthew Stafford Player Profile
If the reliability of your starting quarterback matters to you, then this fantasy football Matthew Stafford player profile will keep you safe and warm at night. As we gear up …
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2018 Fantasy Football Matt Ryan Player Profile
If you want your quarterbacks to look like they are about to tell a dad joke, then this fantasy football Matt Ryan player profile should make you chuckle reluctantly. As …
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2018 Fantasy Football Marcus Mariota Player Profile
If you like your quarterbacks to be chill, then sit back, relax and enjoy this fantasy football Marcus Mariota player profile. As we gear up to the start of the …
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2018 Fantasy Football Kirk Cousins Player Profile
If you want your quarterbacks competitive, then you will definitely like this fantasy football Kirk Cousins player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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2018 Fantasy Football Josh McCown Player Profile
If you are interested in Hail Mary hero in your quarterback, then this fantasy football Josh McCown player profile is the answer to your prayers. As we gear up to the …
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2018 Fantasy Football Joe Flacco Player Profile
If you have ever questioned the elite play of your quarterback, then this fantasy football Joe Flacco player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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2018 Fantasy Football Jimmy Garoppolo Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2018 Fantasy Football Jared Goff Player Profile
If you enjoy forgetting about quarterbacks like St. Louis enjoys trying to forget football, then this fantasy football Jared Goff player profile is for you. As we gear up to …
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2018 Fantasy Football Jameis Winston Player Profile
If you have decided to peruse quarterback player profiles while waiting for your Uber to arrive, then this fantasy football Jameis Winston player profile should Lyft you up. As we …
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2018 Fantasy Football Eli Manning Player Profile
If what you need from your quarterback is elite play, then this fantasy football Eli Manning player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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2018 Fantasy Football Drew Brees Player Profile
If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Drew Bress player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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2018 Fantasy Football Deshaun Watson Player Profile
If you are all about getting hyped about quarterbacks this year, then this fantasy football Deshaun Watson player profile will get you pumped. As we gear up to the start …
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2018 Fantasy Football Derek Carr Player Profile
If you don’t want your team broken, you will definitely want to read this fantasy football Derek Carr player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
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2018 Fantasy Football Dak Prescott Player Profile
Find out in this fantasy football Dak Prescott player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive …
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2018 Fantasy Football Case Keenum Player Profile
If you are interested in solving the mystery of what the Denver Broncos plan is at quarterback, then this fantasy football Case Keenum player profile is for you. As we …
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2018 Fantasy Football Carson Wentz Player Profile
If you are interested in quarterbacks who are tearing the league apart, then this fantasy football Carson Wentz player profile will leave your ACL’s shredded. As we gear up to …
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2018 Fantasy Football Cam Newton Player Profile
If you are interested in looking as good as your fantasy quarterback plays, then this fantasy football Cam Newton player profile is the makeover you’ve been waiting for. As we …
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2018 Fantasy Football Blake Bortles Player Profile
If you are interested in how something bad can end up being good, then this fantasy football Blake Bortles player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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2018 Fantasy Football Ben Roethlisberger Player Profile
If you are a football fan who just can’t take no for an answer, then this fantasy football Ben Roethlisberger player profile should be just what you need. As we …
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2018 Fantasy Football Andy Dalton Player Profile
Try to be happy that you get to read all about the Red Rocket in this fantasy football Andy Dalton player profile. As we gear up to the start of …
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2018 Fantasy Football Andrew Luck Player Profile
The only thing badder than this fantasy football Andrew Luck player profile is his throwing arm. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is …
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2018 Fantasy Football Alex Smith Player Profile
If you are worried about making a mistake in your fantasy draft, just ask yourself “What Would Captain Checkdown Do?” He would definitely read our fantasy football Alex Smith player …
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2018 Fantasy Football AJ McCarron Player Profile
EDITOR’S NOTE: Revised 7/16/2018 It appears we here at Football Absurdity have offended our first professional athlete with this article. We were very excited to find that AJ McCarron followed …
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2018 Fantasy Football Aaron Rodgers Player Profile
If you are interested in only the best quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Aaron Rodgers player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to the start …
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2018 Dynasty Rookie Rankings: Version 1.0. Now that the NFL draft is over, we had to do something
It has been a week since the NFL draft wrapped up. Now, we wait. We wait desperately for any news about football, like a man dying of thirst in the …
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Alternative Fantasy Football Facts: The Only 8 Tips You Need to Dominate Your Fantasy Football Auction
Last Thursday, our very own Evan Hoovler told you how you can dominate your fantasy football auction league. Yet in the very first sentence, he told you about how one …
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Fantasy Football: Is Jordan Howard underrated in 2017?
Everyone knows Ezekiel Elliott led the NFL is rushing last, but we seem to be overlooking number two on that list – Jordan Howard. There is no fantasy football commodity …
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Fantasy Football Mock Draft: Drafting from the turn
The key to getting to Carnegie Hall and the key to dominating your fantasy football league are the same: Practice, Practice, Practice. The regular draft season is right around the …
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I Lived My Biggest Fear for 5 Straight Months (and It Changed How I Play Fantasy Football)
All great heroes have a flaw, or a crippling fear. Indiana Jones had snakes, B.A. Baracus had a fear of flying, the main character of Moonlight was afraid of werewolves
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Fantasy Football: Is Dez Bryant destined to be a 2017 hero?
There are some people who would have you believe that Dez Bryant is fool’s gold in the form of an NFL receiver. Heck, our own Jeff Krisko just wrote a …
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Hunter Henry Hippos: The Ultimate Fantasy Football Team Name Guide
Our 2018 Fantasy Football Halloween Team Names List Is Out The top 100 players of 2017, alphabetically listed with funny fantasy football team names.
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