The Chicago Bears 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Bears made a huge splash in this draft, taking the first tight end (Colston Loveland) off the board. They followed that up with getting Caleb Williams additional assistance in …
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2024 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Chicago Bears
The Bears finally have themselves a potential franchise quarterback, as they took Caleb Williams first overall in the 2024 NFL Draft. But, what about the rest of their roster? They …
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2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Chicago Bears
The Chicago Bears were the biggest winners of the 2024 NFL Draft, suddenly getting not just a budding superstar quarterback, but his WR1 for the next decade (once their bevy …
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2024 Fantasy Football Fallout: D’Andre Swift Signs With the Chicago Bears
The Philadelphia Eagles traded for D’Andre Swift last season, as both they and the Detroit Lions were in the midst of rebuilding their respective running back rooms. Swift played well, …
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THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC North
Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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Chicago Bears 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
I gotta start by letting those of you who don’t already know who I am that I am an unabashed Chicago Bears fan. Some people will tell you that I …
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2022 Cole Kmet Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the tight …
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2022 Darnell Mooney Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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2022 Khalil Herbert Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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2022 David Montgomery Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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2022 Justin Fields Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More Chicago Bears 2022 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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Chicago Bears 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Chicago Bears fired Matt Nagy, let Allen Robinson walk, and threw Justin Fields into sophomore year purgatory. But it’s okay, they got him… a questionable third-round pick to shore …
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2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC North
Ah, the NFL Draft. The annual tradition where teams make every incoming prospect strip down to their underwear and run around before picking them for dodgeball. Teams will jockey for …
Read More Chicago Bears Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The 2021 Chicago Bears started three quarterbacks, two running backs, and one wide receiver. All disrespect to Allen Robinson there. But, Chicago set a new standard for boring, uninspiring play …
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Black Monday 2022: I Got 99 Problems But Nagy Ain’t One
The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. For some coaches, 2021 was the start of …
Read More Absurdity Check: Just How Good is Khalil Herbert?
“WHOA!!! A ROOKIE RUNNING BACK GOIN’ OFF ON THE BUCS DEFENSE!?! WHO THE HECK IS THIS GUY!?!” I will freely admit that I am surprised at what took place on …
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Chicago Bears, Sorry For Your Loss!
The past week of the NFL games was not a gut punch to those hopeless dreamers. It was the heart-ripping “FINISH HIM” moment of my Mortal Kombat filled youth. In …
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2021 Cole Kmet Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
Read More 2021 Justin Fields Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue off with the …
Read More 2021 Darnell Mooney Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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2021 Allen Robinson Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More 2021 David Montgomery Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
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Chicago Bears 2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Chicago Bears 2021 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The 2020 Chicago Bears played their last games with their last first-round quarterback, Mitchell Trubisky. They went out and replaced him with a new first-round quarterback in the 2021 NFL …
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2021 Rookie Fantasy Football Auction Values
If you’re like me, you currently have mock fantasy football auctions open in three different windows. Yeah, you’re not like me. And that’s great! Let me do all the hard …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2021 NFL Draft Round One
The NFL Draft’s first two picks were so set in stone that the NFL begged the 49ers to not let their #3 pick leak early. Then, all hell broke loose …
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2021 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC North
The NFL Draft inches ever closer to reality, and we have reached peak take. Last week, I explored three divisions and the best bets in the NFL Draft to bolster …
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2021 Mock NFL Draft Part 2: Our Experts’ Predictions
2021 Mock NFL Draft. Part 1 Will the QB streak continue? Here we go with picks 13-24 of the 2021 NFL Draft! 2021 Mock NFL Draft Part 2 13. Los …
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Bears QB Hall of Fame Opens in Soldier Field Broom Closet
Bears QB legends will be on full display, as the team unveiled a special hall-of-fame room dedicated to the position. Diehard Chicago fans cut the opening ribbon after moving aside …
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2021 Wild Card Predictions from Our Experts and Comedians
2021 Wild Card Predictions We weren’t planning to do write-ups for our 2021 Wild Card predictions, but some of our writers did, anyway. That’s the kind of over-the-top devotion …
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NFC Wild Card Sunday Preview: Chicago Bears at New Orleans Saints
NFC Wild Card Matchup: #7 Bears (8-8) at #2 Saints (12-4) Sunday, January 10, 1:40 PM PST (CBS/Amazon Prime/Nickelodeon) The Bears and the Saints matchup on the Sunday Afternoon nap …
Read More Chicago Bears Fantasy Football 2020: What to Remember
The Chicago Bears started the year 5-0, but struggled after that. They lost seven-straight games, before clawing back up to 8-7 to secure a .500 season. Then… they made the …
Read More 2020 Week 16 Advice / Chicago Bears / Cleveland Browns / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2020 / Sleepers / Tight End
Tight End Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 16: Putting Cole in Your Stocking
We made it, folks! It’s the fantasy football finals, and it’s time for our final edition of tight end sleepers. What a crazy year it was, with the Titans being …
Read More Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Mitchell Trubisky – A Tale of Two QBs
Two weeks ago, if you were listening to sports radio in Chicago and someone had talked about resigning Mitchell Trubisky next year, you would have thought that person was insane. …
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Quarterback Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 16: You May Field Mayfield
We made it, folks! It’s the fantasy football finals, and it’s time for our final edition of quarterback sleepers. What a crazy year it was, with the Titans being the …
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Start or Sit Mitchell Trubisky, Baker Mayfield, or Jalen Hurts in Fantasy Football Week 16?
It’s week sixteen and that means it is either the championship or you play in a dumb, bad league. There is no position that scores more points than quarterbacks, which …
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Tight End Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 15: Swerve into Irv
If you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a tight end sleeper. But, if you do, …
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Quarterback Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 15: Love Hurts
If you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a quarterback sleeper. But, if you do, we …
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Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week Fifteen: WTF, WFT
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Tight End Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 14: Requiem for a Stream
It’s time for the 2020 fantasy football playoffs. Hopefully, you have all the guys you need on your roster already. If you don’t, we have a tight end sleeper list …
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Quarterback Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 14: Cry Me a Rivers
It’s time for the 2020 fantasy football playoffs. Hopefully, you have all the guys you need on your roster already. If you don’t, we have a quarterback sleeper list here …
Read More Carolina Panthers / Chicago Bears / Defense / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Sleepers / streamer
Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 14: Bear Down in Defeat
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Quarterback Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 13: Practical Fitzmagic
If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would make it to this point… and we almost didn’t. COVID-19 ravaged the league last week, with dozens of …
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2020 Week 10 Advice / Chicago Bears / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / Miami Dolphins / Quarterback / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Quarterback Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 10: One O’Clock Tua Clock Three O’Clock Rock
It’s week ten! We did it! We reached a point in the season where the NFL is just going to grit their teeth and push right through to the end …
Read More Chicago Bears, Sorry For Your Loss: It’s Hibernation Season
Week nine of the NFL season was another exciting run of games. As the playoff picture begins to really show itself, this is the time of year where realistic GMs …
Read More Start or Sit J.K. Dobbins, Justin Jackson, or David Montgomery in Fantasy Football Week 9?
Week nine has some of the hardest decisions when it comes to starting a running back. Some of my favorite running backs have bad match-ups, whereas guys with easier schedules …
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Wide Receiver Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 9: Shooting the Mooney
I waited as long as I could to write the intro to this, but Nevada and Arizona outlasted me. Here are some wide receiver sleepers for week nine. Now, if …
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Start or Sit Noah Fant, Jimmy Graham, or Eric Ebron in Fantasy Football Week 9?
I can’t believe we are already over halfway done with the fantasy football season. If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would get here. I didn’t. …
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Start or Sit Jonnu Smith, Richard Rodgers, or Jimmy Graham in Fantasy Football Week 8?
If you are required to start a tight end in your fantasy football league, you probably find yourself questioning the existence of a higher power. On a regular basis, you …
Read More Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is David Montgomery Good?
As I watched the NFC-leading Chicago Bears get eviscerated by the Los Angeles Rams, I ran through the full gamut of emotions. I had been denying they were terrible for …
Read More Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: How Good Is Jimmy Graham?
When we talk about Jimmy Graham on our fantasy rosters, we aren’t imagining a real team. We are discussing Shangri-la. We are discussing the Elysium Fields. Or Xanadu. A mythical …
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2020 Week 6 Advice / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Running Back / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Start or Sit David Montgomery, Ronald Jones or David Johnson in Fantasy Football Week 6?
Every week, fantasy football players bemoan the state of their running backs. With good reason. Running backs are falling like wheat from the chaff. In week six, our running back …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Nick Foles Worth Starting?
When all hope was gone, Nick Foles came around and made players on the Chicago Bears fantasy football relevant again. People remembered why they drafted Allen Robinson so high. Anthony …
Read More Chicago Bears Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
The Chicago Bears’ 2019 season did not go at all as anyone remotely involved with the franchise had hoped. Mitchell Trubisky confirmed his bust status, and rookie David Montgomery put …
Read More 2020 Tarik Cohen Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2020 David Montgomery Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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Allen Robinson 2020 Fantasy Football Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More Chicago Bears 2020 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
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Chicago Bears Mock Draft: Fixing Mitch Trubisky
Alright, Bears fans, it’s time to face reality: You’d better put some support around Trubisky or else announce Foles as the starter. So we took a look at some likely …
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2020 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlist: NFC North
Yesterday, we took a look at the NFC West NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlist. The glorified conference call will still take place on April 23 – April 25, meaning that …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: Nick Foles Traded To Chicago Bears
The Bears made their biggest splash of the 2020 offseason by trading a fourth-round compensatory pick to the Jacksonville Jaguars for Nick Foles. The biggest story for the Bears this …
Read More Chicago Bears Fantasy Football 2019: What to Remember
If you rewind to the 2019 preseason, we pinned a lot of fantasy football hopes and dreams on the Chicago Bears. Unfortunately, their Mitch Trubisky did not take the step …
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Fantasy Football Thanksgiving Day Feast or Famine?
Happy Thanksgiving! Nothing like a three-game, triple-header, trifecta of football games on Turkey Day. This holiday season we are treated to the annual Lions and Cowboys games. These teams will …
Read More NFL Thanksgiving Day Primer: Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions
Ah, Thanksgiving. That time where friends and family all get together and act like the whole situation isn’t a delicately balanced powder keg sitting three stories above a tire fire. …
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Start or Sit Allen Robinson, Robert Woods, or Sammy Watkins in Week 11?
Should I Start or Sit Allen Robinson, Robert Woods, or Sammy Watkins in Week 11 As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Absurdity Check / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2019 / Running Back / Week 11 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Absurdity Check: Is Tarik Cohen Droppable?
Is it time to drop Tarik Cohen? People who drafted Tarik Cohen to their fantasy squads had visions of a high-powered Bears offense involving tons of Cohen targets. This would …
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Week Ten Fantasy Football Trade Targets
What follows is a submission from one of our readers, Karl Leslie. Karl was able to bring us this great fantasy football knowledge and insight on his fantasy football trade …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 9 Dumpster Dives
Well, it’s week ninine of the fantasy football season. You realized that you’ve made a ton of errors in your awful teams and you hate yourself. It’s time to turn …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 8 Dumpster Dives
Well, it’s week eight of the fantasy football season. You realized that you’ve made a ton of errors in your awful teams and you hate yourself. It’s time to turn …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 5 Dumpster Dives
I really should start writing this article before I do the DFS challenge in the Football Absurdity Podcast (wherever you can find podcasts!). I would do that if I was …
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Week Five QB Sleepers – Chasing Andy
Check out our week five fantasy football quarterback sleepers below! As always, these guys are owned in fewer than 50% of Yahoo! leagues, with one player available in over 90% …
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Tarik Cohen Player Profile
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Read More 2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Chicago Bears
July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Chicago Bears
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Chicago Bears 2019 Mock Draft
While I’m supposed to do this Chicago Bears 2019 mock draft, I find it hard to care. The Bears already won the 2019 NFL draft in 2018. Sure, Nick Bosa …
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NFL Draft: Chicago Bears Fantasy Football Wishlist
2018’s Best Chicago Bears Fantasy Football Player: Tarik Cohen, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Chicago Bears Fantasy Football Disappointment: Allen Robinson, Wide Receiver 2019 Chicago Bears Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Wide …
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Football Absurdity Experts’ 2019 NFL Wild Card Predictions
2019 NFL Wild Card Predictions We know it’s a week late but we think the song that should kick off the NFL playoffs is ‘It’s the most wonderful time of …
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Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Samuel, Lockett, or Robinson?
Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Curtis Samuel, Tyler Lockett, or Allen Robinson? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, which means it’s literally win or go home for you and …
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Week 14 Fantasy Football – Start or Sit Jordan Howard, Chris Carson, or Rashaad Penny
Start or Sit Jordan Howard, Chris Carson, or Rashaad Penny Week 14 is here, and those of you who limped into the playoffs might be deciding between Howard, Carson, Penny, …
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Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Cohen, Cook, or Edwards?
Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Cohen, Cook, or Edwards? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, fewer people than …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 TEs: Start or Sit Cameron Brate, C.J. Uzomah, or Trey Burton?
Fantasy Football Week 14 TEs: Start or Sit Cameron Brate, C.J. Uzomah, or Trey Burton? As the 14th week of the regular season in the NFL begins, many leagues are …
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Week 11 WR Sleepers – All Rookie Edition
Week 11 WR Sleepers Every week, we highlight WR sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Enunwa, Goodwin, or Gabriel?
Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Quincy Enunwa, Marquise Goodwin, or Taylor Gabriel? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Gronkowski, Burton, or Hooper?
Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Rob Gronkowski, Trey Burton, or Austin Hooper? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Mayfield, Trubisky, or Flacco?
Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Mitchell Trubisky, or Joe Flacco? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Trubisky, Winston, or Dalton?
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Mitchell Trubisky, Jameis Winston, or Andy Dalton? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Fantasy Football Week 7: Start or Sit Njoku, Uzomah, or Burton?
Week 7: Start or Sit David Njoku, C.J. Uzomah, or Trey Burton? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we …
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Start or Sit Allen Robinson in Fantasy Football Week Six?
Start or Sit Allen Robinson in Fantasy Football Week Six? Five weeks of the NFL season are in the books. This means that in most leagues, we have only eight …
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Start or Sit Trey Burton in Fantasy Football Week Four?
Start or Sit Trey Burton? This is the part where I’m supposed to pretend to be shocked that tight ends have been an absolute mess for fantasy football so far …
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Khalil Mack Trade Point/Counterpoint
The NFL was buzzing this past weekend with the news of the Khalil Mack trade. In an unprecedented move, the Oakland Raiders traded former Defensive Player of the Year Khalil …
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Fantasy Football Trey Burton 2018 Player Profile
If you love micromanaging snap counts and taking a career part-time tight end as your TE1… check your head, but also, this Fantasy Football Trey Burton player profile is for …
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30 Team Parlay: NFC North Overs/Under NFL Betting Tips
Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on NFL betting tips. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try to make …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Chicago Bears
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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Fantasy Football Tarik Cohen: 2018 Player Profile
If you want highlight reel plays from your running back, then this Tarik Cohen player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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2018 Fantasy Football Jordan Howard Player Profile
If you are worried about your running backs ability to catch, then this fantasy football Jordan Howard player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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2018 Fantasy Football Mitchell Trubisky Player Profile
If you are interested in the unknown when you select your quarterbacks, then let this fantasy football Mitchell Trubisky player profile teach you. As we gear up to the start …
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2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Chicago Bears
The Chicago Bears are one of the most-hyped teams of the 2018 offseason, but not a lot of that has to do with their offensive skill position additions from the …
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State of the Division: The NFC North
We’ve already taken a look at the offseason of the teams in the AFC West and NFC West. Logically, and not at all random, we are going clockwise through the …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Chicago Bears (The Bull Cub)
The Bull Cub got it’s name from the now-extinct gay community. At least, I assume they’re extinct, because if the task of making gay jokes has fallen all the way …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Chicago Bears
The Chicago Bears are in year three of a rebuild that saw them finish with a record of 5-11. Subsequently, that is the exact same record they started the rebuild …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jordan Howard in Week Thirteen?
The Chicago Bears haven’t had the best season on offense, and really have only one fantasy football relevant player because of it. Even then, Jordan Howard’s fantasy football production has …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Trade Targets — Buy Low
As we enter into week five of the fantasy football season, many teams are looking for ways to improve their roster. If you’ve read up on our guide to initiating …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Trade Targets — Sell High
As we enter into week five of the fantasy football season, many teams are looking for ways to improve their roster. If you’ve read up on our guide to initiating …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Tarik Cohen in Week Five?
In week one, Tarik Cohen sent the fantasy football world into a tizzy. He promised to be a huge part of the Bears passing game going forward. The Bears lost …
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC North Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Thursday Night Farceball: Green Bay Packers versus Chicago Bears
Last week’s Thursday Night Football had it all. It was one of the most exciting games all year. A massive rain delay exactly at the end of the first quarter …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Carolina Panthers Running Backs over Tarik Cohen
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Tarik Cohen is the smart fantasy football play. It is hard to fault his logic. I’m a Bears fan, and I …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Tarik Cohen in Week Four?
Tarik Cohen’s week one breakout performance provided the first free agent frenzy of the fantasy football season. Fantasy football owners emptied their FAAB and burned top waiver priorities on the …
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Week Three Recap: And Everyone In Fantasy Football Breathed A Little Easier
The last two weeks have been tough for fantasy football owners. We all had to sit around and question whether we actually knew what we were doing when we drafted …
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Bears Absurdity: John Fox Thinks Mike Glennon Makes Good Decisions
On Monday morning, for his weekly press conference, John Fox said of quarterback Mike Glennon, “He makes good decisions.” This goes to show that John Fox makes bad decisions. But …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two’s Biggest Fantasy Disappointments
Week two has come and gone and with it any hope that the powerhouse team you drafted isn’t a steaming pile of poop. So let us sit back and examine …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Tarik Cohen In Week Two?
Why Alvin Kamara is the smarter fantasy football start than Tarik Cohen in Week Two
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Tarik Cohen Week Two?
There wasn’t a more out-of-nowhere sensation in week one than the Bears’ rookie running back Tarik Cohen. While Kareem Hunt and Mike Gillislee scored more points, they were at least …
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Fantasy Football: Is Jordan Howard underrated in 2017?
Everyone knows Ezekiel Elliott led the NFL is rushing last, but we seem to be overlooking number two on that list – Jordan Howard. There is no fantasy football commodity …
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2017 Chicago Bears Fantasy Football Preview
I honestly wouldn’t bother with a Chicago Bear outside of Jordan Howard this season. The team is an absolute mess but if you insist on not listening to me, fine, …
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