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Thursday Night Farceball

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Carolina Panthers / Pittsburgh Steelers / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Carolina Panthers at Pittsburgh Steelers

November 8, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Literally everything went Pittsburgh’s way this evening, except for a James Conner concussion. I usually write this recap when it’s over, but it’s 52-14 right now, and honestly, I don’t …

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Houston Texans / Miami Dolphins / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Miami Dolphins at Houston Texans

October 25, 2018October 25, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Thursday Night Farceball Week 8: Miami Dolphins at Houston Texans Unless you’re a Houston Texans or Miami Dolphins fan, there is no reason for any rational person to watch this matchup. …

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Arizona Cardinals / Denver Broncos / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Denver Broncos at Arizona Cardinals

October 18, 2018October 18, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

This week’s Thursday Night Football did not seem to be the best matchup. The mostly inept Arizona Cardinals hosted the mostly not-exciting Denver Broncos. This thing turned into a laugher …

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New York Giants / Philadelphia Eagles / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Eagles at Giants

October 11, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New York Giants hosted the Philadelphia Eagles on Thursday Night Football. Close your eyes, imagine how it went. That’s exactly how it went. The Giants almost fumbled on the …

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Indianapolis Colts / New England Patriots / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: New England Patriots vs. Indianapolis Colts TNF Review

October 6, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

TNF Review: Colts at Patriots Tonight’s version of Thursday Night Farceball was a boring, standard-issue Patriots romp to victory over the Colts. Despite a declarative statement that the rivalry was …

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Los Angeles Rams / Minnesota Vikings / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Los Angeles Rams vs Minnesota Vikings

September 27, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Thursday Night Football Review The Minnesota Vikings and the Los Angeles Rams are two of the best teams in the NFC, and this week’s Thursday Night Football matchup had me …

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Cleveland Browns / New York Jets / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: New York Jets at Cleveland Browns

September 20, 2018September 20, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Browns hosted the Jets on Thursday Night Football, so close your eyes and picture one of the scenes where Benny Hill chases the pretty ladies through the doors in …

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Baltimore Ravens / Cincinnati Bengals / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Baltimore Ravens at Cincinnati Bengals

September 13, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The NFL’s second presentation of Thursday Night Football for the 2018 season seemed destined to be a second-half snooze fest. A.J. Green scored three touchdowns in the first seventeen minutes …

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Atlanta Falcons / Philadelphia Eagles / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Atlanta Falcons at Philadelphia Eagles

September 6, 2018September 7, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Funny Tweets about Thursday Night Football The 2018 NFL season is finally back, and we have funny tweets about Thursday Night Football! The World Champion Philadelphia Eagles topped the Atlanta …

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Comedy / Indianapolis Colts / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Denver Broncos at Indianapolis Colts

December 14, 2017December 14, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

BOY OH BOY! THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL! COLTS VERSUS BRONCOS! THE PEYTON MANNING BOWL! WEEK FIFTEEN IS UNDERWAY! Starring… Jacoby Brissett and Brock Osweiler. Taste the excitement. Ultimately, who cares about …

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Atlanta Falcons / New Orleans Saints / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: New Orleans Saints at Atlanta Falcons

December 7, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

This week’s Thursday Night Football game was pretty good from a football point of view, but terrible for a Thursday Night Farceball perspective. The Saints and Falcons had an NFC South …

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Dallas Cowboys / Thursday Night Farceball / Washington Commanders

Thursday Night Farceball: Washington at Dallas Cowboys

November 30, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

After literal weeks of ineptitude, the Cowboys offense finally showed that it’s capable of performing like an actual, functional NFL offense without Ezekiel Elliott. Both of these teams played on …

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Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Tennessee Titans at Pittsburgh Steelers

November 16, 2017November 16, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Pittsburgh Steelers hosted the Tennessee Titans on Thursday Night Football this week, and they gave us a complete snooze fest for most of the game. The Titans had trouble …

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Arizona Cardinals / Comedy / Seattle Seahawks / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals

November 9, 2017November 9, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The Seattle Seahawks may have won the battle on Thursday Night Football, taking out the Arizona Cardinals 22-16 in a game that wasn’t ever really in doubt, but they lost …

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Buffalo Bills / New York Jets / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Buffalo Bills at New York Jets

November 2, 2017November 3, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

When the NFL schedule makers put together Thursday Night Football, they had their requisite Bills-Jets “get them out of the way” game. All teams must get at least one Thursday …

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Miami Dolphins / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Miami Dolphins at Baltimore Ravens

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tonight’s Thursday Night Football contest between the Miami Dolphins and Baltimore Ravens was the exact opposite of last week’s Raiders-Chiefs tilt. This one was a laugher from the beginning, and …

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Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball – Kansas City Chiefs at Oakland Raiders

October 19, 2017October 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Kansas City Chiefs traveled to Oakland to take on the scuffling Raiders for this week’s Thursday Night Football contest. Oakland’s season was on the line, and the Raiders played …

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New England Patriots / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. New England Patriots

October 5, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week five’s Thursday Night Football was AS ADVERTISED! Two high powered offenses exchanged blows against two overmatched defenses. It was a nailbiter too, as Brian Hoy—wait a second. That was …

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Chicago Bears / Green Bay Packers / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Green Bay Packers versus Chicago Bears

September 28, 2017October 27, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Last week’s Thursday Night Football had it all. It was one of the most exciting games all year. A massive rain delay exactly at the end of the first quarter …

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Los Angeles Rams / San Francisco 49ers / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Los Angeles Rams at San Francisco 49ers

September 22, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Thursday Night Farceball usually comes immediately after the conclusion of Thursday Night Football, but I had to drive an hour down to my in-laws’ house after the game then make …

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Cincinnati Bengals / Houston Texans / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Houston Texans at Cincinnati Bengals

September 14, 2017September 15, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tonight’s Thursd— The Bengals-Texa— It felt like it was imp— Look can you j— Can I go now? Okay. Now that that’s out of the way, you now understand the …

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Kansas City Chiefs / New England Patriots / Thursday Night Farceball

Thursday Night Farceball: Kansas City Chiefs at New England Patriots

September 7, 2017September 7, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The NFL kicked off its wonderful Thursday Night Football slate (with Sunday Night Football presentation) with the reigning champs, riding high on an off-season of 28-3 memes, ready to slaughter …

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