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State of the Division

Atlanta Falcons / Carolina Panthers / New Orleans Saints / NFC South / State of the Division / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

State of the Division: The NFC South

April 26, 2018December 19, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The NFC South, as a whole, did nothing. Absolutely nothing of value. They were so boring that the biggest moves were signing a kicker, trading for a guy without hands, …

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AFC South / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / State of the Division / Tennessee Titans

State of the Division: The AFC South

April 26, 2018April 26, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The AFC South is the most forgettable division in the NFL since realignment. The Jags ran it for a while, then Peyton Manning put an iron fist on the division. …

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AFC East / Buffalo Bills / Miami Dolphins / New England Patriots / New York Jets / State of the Division

State of the Division: The AFC East

April 25, 2018April 25, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Patriots have dominated the AFC East for 150 million years, ever since Brady & Belichick emerged from the primordial ooze. However, for the first time since Brady’s torn ACL, …

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Dallas Cowboys / New York Giants / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / State of the Division / Washington Commanders

State of the Division: The NFC East

April 25, 2018April 25, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The NFC East is the home of the 2017 NFL champions, the Philadelphia Eagles. They didn’t stop there, and the rest of the division certainly followed suit in making a …

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AFC North / Baltimore Ravens / Cincinnati Bengals / Cleveland Browns / Pittsburgh Steelers / State of the Division

State of the Division: The AFC North

April 19, 2018April 25, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The AFC North was a peculiar division pre-draft this year. The Cleveland Browns did almost all of the heavy lifting in terms of moves made. The rest of the teams …

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Chicago Bears / Detroit Lions / Green Bay Packers / Minnesota Vikings / NFC North / State of the Division

State of the Division: The NFC North

April 13, 2018April 25, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We’ve already taken a look at the offseason of the teams in the AFC West and NFC West. Logically, and not at all random, we are going clockwise through the …

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AFC West / Denver Broncos / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Chargers / State of the Division

State of the Division: The AFC West

April 9, 2018April 25, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

After already taking a look at the NFC West, it’s time to turn to their AFC counterparts, the AFC West. The AFC West made two of the earliest splash moves …

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Arizona Cardinals / Los Angeles Rams / NFC West / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks / State of the Division

State of The Division: The NFC West

April 7, 2018April 25, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 2 Comments.

As the league marches towards the future, and the NFL draft, because that’s how time works, it’s time to start taking stock of the teams around the league. In order …

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Comedy / Jacksonville Jaguars / News Satire

Urban Meyer Orders Name Changes for All Jags

October 22, 2021 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Trying to find another of those classic out-of-the-box solutions for which he is known, Urban Meyer proclaimed that every player on his team must change their first name to have …

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