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Atlanta Falcons / Holidays / New Orleans Saints

NFL Thanksgiving Day Primer: New Orleans Saints at Atlanta Falcons

November 27, 2019November 27, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

Ah, Thanksgiving. That time where friends and family all get together and act like the whole situation isn’t a delicately balanced powder keg sitting three stories above a tire fire. …

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Buffalo Bills / Dallas Cowboys / Holidays

NFL Thanksgiving Day Primer: Buffalo Bills at Dallas Cowboys

November 26, 2019November 27, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - 2 Comments.

Ah, Thanksgiving. That time where friends and family all get together and act like the whole situation isn’t a delicately balanced powder keg sitting three stories above a tire fire. …

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Chicago Bears / Detroit Lions / Holidays

NFL Thanksgiving Day Primer: Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions

November 26, 2019November 27, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - 2 Comments.

Ah, Thanksgiving. That time where friends and family all get together and act like the whole situation isn’t a delicately balanced powder keg sitting three stories above a tire fire. …

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Comedy / Jacksonville Jaguars / News Satire

Urban Meyer Orders Name Changes for All Jags

October 22, 2021 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Trying to find another of those classic out-of-the-box solutions for which he is known, Urban Meyer proclaimed that every player on his team must change their first name to have …

Jalen Hurts Looking Forward to Mentoring Eagles’ 2022 First Round QB Pick

October 15, 2021

Geno Smith WILL Be the NFL MVP

October 8, 2021October 8, 2021

Denver Broncos John Elway

Denver Broncos, Sorry For Your Loss!

October 6, 2021October 13, 2021

Jags Brass Solves Urban Meyer Issue

October 1, 2021October 1, 2021

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