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The Jets hit the reset button this offseason, jettisoning the entire coaching staff, Aaron Rodgers, and various other odds and ends. They paid Garrett Wilson & Sauce Gardner, snagged Justin …
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The New York Jets have a new sheriff in town, and Aaron Glenn flying Aaron Rodgers out to tell him to screw off in person is enough to make me …
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Let’s get all the Aaron Rodgers jokes out of the way: dolphin sex, Jimmy Kimmel, lizard people, Joe Rogan, RFK Jr., drinking clay… I think that mostly covers it. Oh, …
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The Jets are getting a mulligan in 2023, which is good because it means they get a full season of Breece Hall. It’s also bad, because Aaron Rodgers and his …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read More It’s almost July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP …
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The good news for the New York Jets is they finally solved their quarterback problems by bringing in Aaron Rodgers. The bad news is that Aaron Rodgers comes along with …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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The New York Jets went all-in on a speedy rebuild this offseason, getting the best cornerback, the best wide receiver, the best running back and—potentially—the best tight end. While the …
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The first round of the 2022 NFL Draft has come and gone, and what an insane first round it was! Deebo Samuel, the guy we all knew was getting traded, …
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We all thought that the AFC East in 2022 was the end of the Patriots’ reign. And then, they made the playoffs. But Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills let …
Read More The New York Jets got a fresh start with Robert Saleh and Zach Wilson replacing Sam Darnold and Adam Gase. Unfortunately, they pretty much had the same results. The Jets …
Read More The New York Jets took a series of punches to the face, with the New Orleans Saints snatching them out of the sky and throwing them to the ground, like …
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The Heinicke effectRunning back J.D. McKissic’s role on the Washington Football Team took a drastic turn this week and I think a large part of that is Ron Rivera’s game-planning …
Read More NFL’s week two was full of some very tight matchups. We aren’t yet at the point where team identities are fully developed, so there are opportunities for surprises, upsets, or …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More The New York Jets rebuild their franchise this offseason after snagging the #2 overall pick. They brought in 49ers’ coaches Robert Saleh to run the team, and Mike LaFleur to …
Read More The NFL Draft’s first two picks were so set in stone that the NFL begged the 49ers to not let their #3 pick leak early. Then, all hell broke loose …
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It’s impossible for the AFC East to leave our collective consciousness for like thirty seconds. The Buffalo Bills played in the AFC Championship Game, then Tom Brady played in his …
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2021 Mock NFL Draft. Part 1 Will the QB streak continue? Here we go with picks 13-24 of the 2021 NFL Draft! 2021 Mock NFL Draft Part 2 13. Los …
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We spent the entire week feeding analytics into our Super Computer and uppers into our analysts. The result is the most advanced 2021 NFL mock draft you will find without …
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You know how on a hot day you don’t want to jump in the kiddy pool in your backyard because it’s too cold? So you wait around until it warms …
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Corey Davis spent three years in Tennessee coming well short of expectations given his fifth-overall pick selection in the 2017 draft. Prior to 2019, he averaged 622 yards per season …
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It’s been a tough road for New York Jets fans: Their head coach and offensive coordinator were horrible. They haven’t had a reliable long-term quarterback since humans first walked on …
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The New York Jets were such a nightmare that they were a nightmare at being a nightmare. If that makes sense. They had the inside track to get Trevor Lawrence, …
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The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. Black Monday 2021 marks the end of many …
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We made it, folks! It’s the fantasy football finals, and it’s time for our final edition of quarterback sleepers. What a crazy year it was, with the Titans being the …
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It’s the fantasy football finals, and we need to make some tough start or sit decisions to help guide our teams to the finals. Let’s take a look at three …
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It’s time for the 2020 fantasy football playoffs. Hopefully, you have all the guys you need on your roster already. If you don’t, we have a wide receiver sleeper list …
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It’s time for the 2020 fantasy football playoffs. Hopefully, you have all the guys you need on your roster already. If you don’t, we have a running back sleeper list …
Read More Week fourteen is upon us and for many of us, it is do or die time. For some of us, we either need to win this week or find ourselves …
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If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would make it to this point… and we almost didn’t. COVID-19 ravaged the league last week, with dozens of …
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It’s the week of Thanksgiving and I am fussy about the Thursday Night game getting canceled because the Ravens just love getting coronavirus. They love it so much, they should …
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It’s the week of Thanksgiving and I am fussy about the Thursday Night game getting canceled because the Ravens just love getting coronavirus. They love it so much, they should …
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With ten weeks in the books, it really feels like we’ve gone through four or five seasons worth of frustration and heartbreak. Let’s keep this FUN train rolling towards our …
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More coronavirus! Who would have thought, huh? Anyway, things are a mess right now! To make matters worse, the NFL is spinning up the bye weeks. Oh boy, that means …
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It’s week six, and coronavirus is steadily making its way through the NFL. You and your fellow survivors from the coronacalypse are traveling down the road and you meet a …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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The New York Jetropolitans are the laughingstock of the AFC. Luckily, Washington Football Team (???) exists so the New York Jets (gotta fix that SEO boondoggle I created for the …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
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The AFC East is suddenly wide open. The Patriots will not have Tom Brady under center for the first time in what feels like 1,000 lifetimes. The Bills added Stefon …
Read More No team had a funnier injury designation this season than Sam Darnold missing games with mononucleosis. That set the tone for the 7-9 New York Jets. There were a lot …
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This week for my start or sit article, I’ll be spotlighting running backs ranked around the middle of the pack. I will let you know my thoughts on them, and …
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Welcome to the fantasy football playoffs! Things are always changing, so the quarterback sleepers article will always be here to help you with your quarterback streaming decisions. We help you …
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It’s week thirteen of the fantasy football season, and your fantasy team is sleepy like a sloth injected with tryptophan That’s where we step in with our weekly daily fantasy …
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Tight ends are garbage every year in fantasy football. Don’t even try to argue with me. Here are some week 13 tight end sleepers to get you all worked up …
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You lookin’ for week 13 quarterback sleepers? Don’t make eye contact. Just sit down. Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you’re a cop. Heard you were …
Read More Tight ends are garbage every year in fantasy football. Don’t even try to argue with me. Here are some week 12 tight end sleepers to get you all worked up …
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Deals, Deals, DEALS! November is Quarterback month here at Football Absurdity! Our 2019 models need to be cleared to make room for the incoming 2020s, and that means we are …
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Should I Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Josh Allen, or Sam Darnold in Week 12? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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(Guest Author: A Guy Who Doesn’t Understand Metrics) It’s time to look at week 11 injuries from a standpoint of pure analytics. I’m casting emotion aside and showing you the …
Read More Last season’s final tight end sleepers piece was just a series of quotes about futility. Every single week this season, I’ve staved off the urge to recreate that post. We …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, or my waiver wire cheat sheets, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football …
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Wide receiver hasn’t had quite as many consistent “out of nowhere” guys as we’ve had in the past. Maybe that’s because we did a great job at identifying wide receiver …
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It’s week ten of the fantasy football season, and you’re opportunities to play daily fantasy football are quickly waning. It’s also starting to be the time of year where your …
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Should I Start Le’Veon Bell, Nick Chubb, or Mark Ingram in Week 10 This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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We’re changing up the start or sit challenge scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: This week, I’ll be spotlighting quarterbacks ranked around 12th and tell you if …
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Well, it’s week ninine of the fantasy football season. You realized that you’ve made a ton of errors in your awful teams and you hate yourself. It’s time to turn …
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It’s fantasy football week nine, which means we’re only seven weeks from fantasy championships, and over halfway through the real fantasy football season. “What about week seventeen championships?” you might …
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It’s fantasy football week nine, which means we’re only seven weeks from fantasy championships, and over halfway through the real fantasy football season. “What about week seventeen championships?” you might …
Read More It’s fantasy football week eight, which means we’re over halfway to the fantasy football playoffs, and halfway through the real fantasy football season. “What about week seventeen championships?” you might …
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Check out our week five fantasy football wide receiver sleepers below! As always, these guys are owned in fewer than 50% of Yahoo! leagues, with one WR available in over …
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The future car salesmen are cut, the Labor Day grills are extinguished, and it’s officially time for the spiritual beginning of fall… fantasy football week one! Every year, we take …
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(Source https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/Sam_Darnold.jpg under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will …
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The 2019 NFL Draft is in the rearview mirror, and it’s time for the next part of the NFL calendar. That’s right… massive, rampant speculation! They will go through drills …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More 2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Isaiah Crowell, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Pick a Wide Receiver 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Offensive Line It’s wild what a difference …
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Fantasy Football Week 16: Start or Sit Jimmy Graham, Vance McDonald, or Austin Hooper? It’s the Christmas season, and our lawyers tell us that I can say that, even to …
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Week 16 Start or Sit Blake Jarwin, Chris Herndon, or David Njoku Congrats on reaching your fantasy football finals. “Wait, Evan,” you may be thinking, “I’m actually in my fantasy …
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Week 16 WR Sleepers It’s the fantasy football finals, which means you have more cajones than anyone on earth to be checking out WR sleepers. Nevertheless, we are here to …
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Looking for early RB sleepers for 2019? We’ve got ’em, here Week 16 RB Sleepers It’s the fantasy football finals, which means you have more cajones than anyone on earth …
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Week 16 QB Sleepers It’s the fantasy football finals, which means you have more cajones than anyone on earth to be checking out QB sleepers. Nevertheless, we are here to …
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Start or Sit Pettis, Robby Anderson, or Gordon Congrats on reaching your fantasy football finals. “Wait, Evan,” you may be thinking, “I’m actually in my fantasy semi-finals this week.” To …
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Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Gerald Everett, Dallas Goedert, or Chris Herndon? What can you do this late in the season other than read articles religiously and blame …
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Week fifteen and all the running backs are dead. All the running backs that got you to the playoffs are dead. What is a man to do? That is where …
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Week 15 TE Sleepers To be honest with you, this isn’t an article you should want to be reading during the fantasy football semifinals. If you’re looking for TE sleepers …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Isaiah Crowell, Tevin Coleman, or Peyton Barber? It’s week 13, which means for many of us it is a de facto week one …
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Week 12 TE Sleepers – InfiniTE War Hello, Travis Kelce owners. My condolences, O.J. Howard owners. Eric Ebron owners, get out of here, he’s great! You are not allowed to …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 RB Sleepers Every week, we try to help you find RB sleepers that have great matchups that could make the difference between victory or defeat in …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 QB Sleepers Every week, we try to help you find QB sleepers that have great matchups that could make the difference between victory or defeat in …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 TE Sleepers Every week, we try to help you find QB sleepers that have great matchups that could make the difference between victory or defeat in …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Quincy Enunwa, Marquise Goodwin, or Taylor Gabriel? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Week 9 TE Sleepers – Drink the Braterade Every week at Football Absurdity, we hope to provide you with actionable fantasy football advice. Whether it’s our weekly waiver wire pieces, …
Read More Week 9 RB Sleepers – Throw the Booker at Them Every week at Football Absurdity, we hope to provide you with actionable fantasy football advice. Whether it’s our weekly waiver …
Read More Week 9 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers – Hey, Darnold! Every week at Football Absurdity, we hope to provide you with actionable fantasy football advice. Whether it’s our weekly waiver wire …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Greg Olsen, David Njoku, or Chris Herndon? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Week 8 Fantasy Football TE Sleepers It’s finally week eight, which means that the fantasy football season is already half over. This isn’t true if you play in a league …
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Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Isaiah Crowell, T.J. Yeldon, or Doug Martin? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Fantasy Football Week 7 WR Sleepers After this week, everyone will be at least halfway done with the fantasy football regular season. This is also the fourth bye week that …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 7 QB Sleepers After this week, everyone will be at least halfway done with the fantasy football regular season. This is also the fourth bye week that …
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Week 7: Start or Adrian Peterson, Bilal Powell, or Lamar Miller? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we have …
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Start or Sit Quincy Enunwa in Fantasy Football Week Five? Week four is in the books, and that means that the fantasy football season is already at its quarter pole. …
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Start or Sit Quincy Enunwa? Through three weeks, fantasy football wide receivers are certainly going as we all expected. JuJu Smith-Schuster leads the Steelers in receiving yards. Michael Thomas has …
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The Browns hosted the Jets on Thursday Night Football, so close your eyes and picture one of the scenes where Benny Hill chases the pretty ladies through the doors in …
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Start or Sit Bilal Powell This week, we take a look at a running back who technically isn’t even the starter. This week, should we start or sit Bilal Powell …
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The New York Jets could be the worst airline based disaster to ever befall the Northeastern United States. Is there anything more to say about this team? Apparently so. For …
Read More The New York Jets took three 2018 rookie players at traditional fantasy football positions in this year’s NFL Draft. Are any of them worth taking a look at in your …
Read More If you like your running backs with a change of scenery, then this fantasy football Isaiah Crowell player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
Read More If you are interested in Hail Mary hero in your quarterback, then this fantasy football Josh McCown player profile is the answer to your prayers. As we gear up to the …
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Welcome back to the 30 Team Parlay. In the leadup to the NFL season, i’m going to be previewing every division to find the best betting options. If you think …
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The Patriots have dominated the AFC East for 150 million years, ever since Brady & Belichick emerged from the primordial ooze. However, for the first time since Brady’s torn ACL, …
Read MoreThis type is a trend setter. Leave the logic work to the eggheads, there are trails to blaze! As such, Met Nets are free thinkers, creative, and resourceful. When you …
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Recently, a super duper certified Brain Genius New York Jets fan tried to convince me, and others, that they were a Kirk Cousins away from making the AFC playoffs next …
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It certainly has been a strange year for fantasy football quarterbacks. Some players have ebbed and flowed (Alex Smith), some have burst onto the scene before suddenly being undercut (Dak …
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We didn’t think that the New York Jets offense was going to be this good. “This good,” is a relative term, as they are just middle-of-the-road in both scoring and …
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When the NFL schedule makers put together Thursday Night Football, they had their requisite Bills-Jets “get them out of the way” game. All teams must get at least one Thursday …
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Hello, fellow Austin Seferian-Jenkins owner. If you’re like me, you’ve been aboard the ASJ wagon before he got back onto the sobriety wagon and sorted out his life. For us …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Austin Seferian-Jenkins is the smart fantasy football play. He feels so strongly about ASJ that he broke out into song. And …
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Last offseason, there were few fantasy football values I liked more than Austin Seferian-Jenkins. ASJ was a physical phenom in a TE-centric offense. Remember Cam Brate’s breakout 2016? That was …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Week four has come and one and if you played any of the top players from this week, I have to wonder what other terrible decisions you are making in …
Read More This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Jared Cook has got top-five upside. Jeff is saying the words, but I just don’t believe him. His words say start …
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The New York Jets running back situation headed into the season was one of narrative and wish-crafting. We hoped Bilal Powell would break free, with Matt Forte being the pesty …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Running Backs aka Bad Belichick Is Back We are two weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which Bill Belichick running …
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J-E-T-S! Are a MESS MESS MESS! There’s no better way to describe this team than with a deep sigh of resignation. Their top QB is a second-round pick who can’t …
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