The Detroit Lions 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Detroit Lions didn’t need anything going into the 2025 NFL Draft. Their downfall in 2024 was the scourge of injuries, which left them rolling out street free agents down …
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2024 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Detroit Lions
There might be no team with better vibes around it in the entire NFL. The perennial lovable losers proved last season that they could go toe-to-toe with the NFC’s best …
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2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Detroit Lions
The Detroit Lions decided that they needed to punch teams in the mouth, even harder, after their NFC Championship Game loss. As such, they didn’t do much in the way …
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Thursday Night Football 2023, Week Four Absurdity Check
After a week off because I was at last week’s Thursday Night Football, the TNF Absurdity Check is back! Last week’s real absurdity was the stadium prices, am I right? …
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2023 Team Previews / Chicago Bears / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2023 / Green Bay Packers / Minnesota Vikings / NFC North
THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC North
Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read More Detroit Lions 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
This rookie roundup is about to start biting off kneecaps because Dan Campbell and the Detroit Lions made a statement in the 2023 NFL draft. That statement was that they …
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2022 Jameson Williams Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. Now that we’ve finished with …
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2022 T.J. Hockenson Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the tight …
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2022 Amon-Ra St. Brown Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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2022 D’Andre Swift Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
Read More Detroit Lions 2022 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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Detroit Lions 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Detroit Lions will credibly make it onto some “In the Hunt For the Playoffs” graphics toward the end of the season. Whether or not they make the playoffs likely …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2022 NFL Draft, Round One
The first round of the 2022 NFL Draft has come and gone, and what an insane first round it was! Deebo Samuel, the guy we all knew was getting traded, …
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2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC North
Ah, the NFL Draft. The annual tradition where teams make every incoming prospect strip down to their underwear and run around before picking them for dodgeball. Teams will jockey for …
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Detroit Lions Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
The Detroit Lions finished their season on an upward swing, beating the (maybe not really trying) Green Bay Packers to finish their year at 3-13-1. Luckily, this didn’t really muddle …
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2021 Jamaal Williams Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More 2021 T.J. Hockenson Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More 2021 D’Andre Swift Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More Detroit Lions 2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Detroit Lions 2021 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Detroit Lions made one of the biggest trades of the offseason, trading long-time quarterback stalwart off to the Los Angeles Rams to take on Jared Goff’s somewhat bloated contract. …
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2021 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: NFC North
The NFL Draft inches ever closer to reality, and we have reached peak take. Last week, I explored three divisions and the best bets in the NFL Draft to bolster …
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2021 NFL Mock Draft: Our Experts Have 32 Quarterbacks Going in First Round
We spent the entire week feeding analytics into our Super Computer and uppers into our analysts. The result is the most advanced 2021 NFL mock draft you will find without …
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After Avoiding Lions Franchise Tag, Kenny Golladay Injures Himself by Smiling too Hard
Erectile dysfunction commercials talk about seeing a doctor if you put a pill in your mouth and you have an erection lasting more than four hours. But what if you …
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Detroit Lions Fantasy Football 2020: What to Remember
The Detroit Lions fired head coach Matt Patricia partway through the season. To call their 2020 campaign a failure would do a great disservice to the word failure. Nothing went …
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Atlanta Falcons / Detroit Lions / Houston Texans / Jacksonville Jaguars / Los Angeles Chargers / New York Jets
Black Monday 2021: The Only Thing Worse Than These Coaches Are the Teams That Fired Them!
The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. Black Monday 2021 marks the end of many …
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2020 Week 15 Advice / Denver Broncos / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Los Angeles Rams / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Jared Goff, Drew Lock or Matthew Stafford in Fantasy Football Week 15?
Congratulations. If you’re reading this, it means that you made it to the semi-finals in your fantasy football league. Or it means that you’re taking your consolation bracket extremely seriously. …
Read More Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Just How Good is T.J. Hockenson?
If you know me, you know that I hate tight ends for fantasy football. Outside of a handful of guys, all tight ends are good for is heartache and regret. …
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2020 Week 12 Advice / Baltimore Ravens / Dallas Cowboys / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Pittsburgh Steelers / Quarterback / Running Back / Sleepers / Tight End / Washington Commanders / Wide Receiver
Thanksgiving Day Fantasy Football Sleepers
It’s time for the Thanksgiving Day games, and with it, a full slate of six teams [update: four teams] to futilely try to pull value from the games. Just like …
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2020 Week 12 Advice / Baltimore Ravens / Dallas Cowboys / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Pittsburgh Steelers / Quarterback / Running Back / Start or Sit / Tight End / Washington Commanders / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Fantasy Football: Thanksgiving Edition
This year, we get our usual triple-tap set of Thanksgiving games, but this year, we don’t have to argue with our uncle about whether or not the change in frequency …
Read More Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Something Wrong With D’Andre Swift?
If you have watched a lot of Detroit Lions games, I’m sorry. Nobody should have to endure that kind of suffering. While subjecting yourself to that torment, I am sure …
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2020 Week 9 Advice / Dallas Cowboys / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Marvin Jones Jr., DJ Chark, or CeeDee Lamb in Fantasy Football Week 9?
I can’t believe we are already over halfway done with the fantasy football season. If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would get here. I didn’t. …
Read More 2020 Week 9 Advice / Buffalo Bills / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Las Vegas Raiders / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Derek Carr, Josh Allen, or Matthew Stafford in Fantasy Football Week 9?
I can’t believe we are already over halfway done with the fantasy football season. If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would get here. I didn’t. …
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2020 Week 8 Advice / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Kansas City Chiefs / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Start or Sit Le’Veon Bell, Boston Scott, or Leonard Fournette in Fantasy Football Week 8?
After this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …
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2020 Week 7 Advice / Dallas Cowboys / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Los Angeles Chargers / Start or Sit / Tight End
Start or Sit Dalton Schultz, Hunter Henry, or T.J. Hockenson in Fantasy Football Week 7?
Does anybody read this part? Or do you just find the guy you want answers to in the headers below? It’s probably the second, right? Anyway, should you start or …
Read More 2020 Week 7 Advice / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Kansas City Chiefs / Los Angeles Chargers / Running Back / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Justin Jackson, D’Andre Swift, or Le’Veon Bell in Fantasy Football Week 7?
The week seven start or sit article for running backs focuses on three guys have seen their value shift dramatically in the last couple of weeks: should you start or …
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2020 Week 6 Advice / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Pittsburgh Steelers / Quarterback / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Start or Sit Eric Ebron, T.J. Hockenson, or Rob Gronkowski in Fantasy Football Week 6?
I already had my meltdowns about the NFL schedule in the QB start or sit article, and the WR start or sit article. Let’s not rehash how my brain is …
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2020 Week 4 Advice / Dallas Cowboys / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Start or Sit / Tight End / Washington Commanders
Start or Sit T.J. Hockenson, Dalton Schultz, or Logan Thomas in Fantasy Football Week 4?
It’s week four, and if you are like most of us, your tight end pooped the bed last week. That means you’ve turned to players you didn’t think you would …
Read More 2020 Week 4 Advice / Cincinnati Bengals / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Miami Dolphins / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Joe Burrow, Ryan Fitzpatrick, or Matthew Stafford in Fantasy Football Week 4?
After this week is over, we will be 25% of the way through the fantasy football season, well… unless the Tennessee Titans get their way. The season is going so …
Read More Detroit Lions, Sorry For Your Loss
The 2020 NFL season is here. And at this point, anything short of getting the final Game of Thrones book would make this 2020’s saving grace. COVID-19 has leapfrogged over any …
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2020 Week 1 Advice / Buffalo Bills / Dallas Cowboys / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Michael Gallup, Stefon Diggs, or Marvin Jones Jr in Fantasy Football Week 1?
Every week, Football Absurdity helps you through your difficult start or sit decisions. We start off our wide receiver start or sit series by taking a look at three guys …
Read More Detroit Lions Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
The Detroit Lions weren’t all that bad last year until injuries absolutely decimated their offense. Matthew Stafford and T.J Hockenson are healthy and back, and they supplanted/replaced Kerryon Johnson with …
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2020 Marvin Jones Jr Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More 2020 TJ Hockenson Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2020 D’Andre Swift Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2020 Kerryon Johnson Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More 2020 Matthew Stafford Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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Kenny Golladay 2020 Fantasy Football Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More Detroit Lions 2020 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
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Chicago Bears / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Green Bay Packers / Minnesota Vikings / NFL Draft 2020
2020 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlist: NFC North
Yesterday, we took a look at the NFC West NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlist. The glorified conference call will still take place on April 23 – April 25, meaning that …
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Fantasy Football 2020: Pre-Free Agency QB Sleepers
The NFL Combine is over, and NFL Free Agency doesn’t start for another couple of weeks. We sit, serenely, in this downtime of takes (Mike Florio, as always, excluded). Fortunately …
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Detroit Lions Fantasy Football 2019: What to Remember
The Detroit Lions were 3-4-1 when Matthew Stafford broke his back, costing him the rest of the season. They lost five of the eight games Kerryon Johnson played in. Rookie …
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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Miami Dolphins / Sleepers / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Week 15 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver Sleepers Week 15: Dashing Danny
Condolences to those of you who lost Mike Evans, Calvin Ridley, and/or Marvin Jones last week. We’re here to help you sort through the shrinking pile of wide receiver sleepers …
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Detroit Lions / Kansas City Chiefs / Pittsburgh Steelers / Running Back / Sleepers / Week 13 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Running Back Sleepers Week 13: Bo Knows
Running back sleepers are becoming few and far between, as the war of attrition at the position is driving us further and further down depth charts, into truly bad players. …
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Buffalo Bills / Dallas Cowboys / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Start or Sit / Week 12 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Michael Gallup, Kenny Golladay or John Brown in Week 13?
Should I Start or Sit Michael Gallup, Kenny Golladay or John Brown in Week 13? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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NFL Thanksgiving Day Primer: Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions
Ah, Thanksgiving. That time where friends and family all get together and act like the whole situation isn’t a delicately balanced powder keg sitting three stories above a tire fire. …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 12 Dumpster Dives
It’s week twelve of the fantasy football season, and your opportunities to play daily fantasy football are quickly waning. It’s also starting to be the time of year where your …
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Detroit Lions / New York Jets / Sleepers / Tennessee Titans / Washington Commanders / Week 12 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week 12 Quarterback Sleepers – Used Dar Lot!
Deals, Deals, DEALS! November is Quarterback month here at Football Absurdity! Our 2019 models need to be cleared to make room for the incoming 2020s, and that means we are …
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Cleveland Browns / Defense / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Las Vegas Raiders / Sleepers / Waiver Wire / Week 12 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Twelve Defense Fantasy Football – All The Bad Offenses
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Detroit Lions / Indianapolis Colts / Miami Dolphins / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Week 12 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week 12 Running Back Sleepers – Scarbrough’s Fair
“Now is the Winter of our discontent,” Shakespeare once quipped about the lack of running back sleepers in his fantasy football league. While I can’t write it more poetically than …
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Comedy / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Indianapolis Colts / Pittsburgh Steelers / Start or Sit / Tight End / Week 10 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Eric Ebron, T.J. Hockenson, or Vance McDonald in Week 10?
Should I Start Eric Ebron, T.J. Hockenson, or Vance McDonald in Week 10 This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Sorry For Your Loss Week 9: Beware of the Trap Game!
Week nine in the NFL was a pretty compelling one for us. It’s debatable but the NFC seems to be the stronger and more competitive of the conferences this year. …
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Week Ten Fantasy Football Trade Targets
What follows is a submission from one of our readers, Karl Leslie. Karl was able to bring us this great fantasy football knowledge and insight on his fantasy football trade …
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Chicago Bears / Cleveland Browns / Daily Fantasy Football / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Indianapolis Colts / Miami Dolphins / New York Jets / Pittsburgh Steelers / Sleepers / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Week 9 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Daily Fantasy Football Week 9 Dumpster Dives
Well, it’s week ninine of the fantasy football season. You realized that you’ve made a ton of errors in your awful teams and you hate yourself. It’s time to turn …
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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Miami Dolphins / New York Jets / Sleepers / Week 9 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Week Nine WR Sleepers – Falling For DeVante Parker’s Tricks
It’s fantasy football week nine, which means we’re only seven weeks from fantasy championships, and over halfway through the real fantasy football season. “What about week seventeen championships?” you might …
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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Miami Dolphins / Sleepers / Week 8 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Week Eight RB Sleepers – Miami Dolphins, Plural
It’s fantasy football week eight, which means we’re over halfway to the fantasy football playoffs, and halfway through the real fantasy football season. “What about week seventeen championships?” you might …
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Carolina Panthers / Daily Fantasy Football / Dallas Cowboys / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / New England Patriots / Philadelphia Eagles / Seattle Seahawks / Sleepers
Daily Fantasy Football Week 3 Dumpster Dives
Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …
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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Indianapolis Colts / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers
Fantasy Football 2019: Week Three Running Back Sleepers
The hardest part of a young fantasy football season is sorting out who is Actually Good and who is Actually Bad. At this point, it’s too soon to tell, but …
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Carolina Panthers / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Indianapolis Colts / Quarterback / Sleepers
Fantasy Football 2019: Week Three Quarterback Sleepers
Welcome, desperate masses who lost Drew Brees, or Ben Roethlisberger, or Eli Manning, or (probably) Cam Newton. Egads. At a position where you usually only roster one guy, QB turned …
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Daily Fantasy Football / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2019 / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Pittsburgh Steelers / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Washington Commanders
Daily Fantasy Football Week 2 Dumpster Dives
Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …
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Fantasy Football Week 1: Start or Sit Winston, Stafford, or Garoppolo?
It’s fantasy football week one, which means the first of sixteen weeks of agonizing over every single lineup decision. We at Football Absurdity want to help you with the hardest …
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Fantasy Football 2019: Week One Quarterback Sleepers
The future car salesmen are cut, the Labor Day grills are extinguished, and it’s officially time for the spiritual beginning of fall… fantasy football week one! Every year, we take …
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ADP Collision: A Wide Receiver Battle
ADP Collision: Stefon Diggs, Julian Edelman, Brandin Cooks, Robert Woods, Kenny Golladay It’s the fourth round and you’re on the clock in your PPR redraft league. Needing a wide receiver, …
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Marvin Jones, Jr. Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Kerryon Johnson Player Profile
(Source: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Boston_Strong_Concert-May_30%2C_2013.jpg under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will …
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Matthew Stafford Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Detroit Lions
July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …
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2019 Fantasy Football Kenny Golladay Player Profile
(photo credit Navin Rajagopalan [CC BY-SA 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)]) As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every …
Read More Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football TJ Hockenson Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Delanie Walker Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Detroit Lions
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Fantasy Football Fallout: 2019 NFL Draft Round One
The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eight fantasy football eligible players went in this round, and three of them were quarterbacks. Two of them were tight …
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NFL Draft: Detroit Lions Fantasy Football Wishlist
2018’s Best Detroit Lions Fantasy Football Player: Kenny Golladay, Wide Receiver 2018’s Biggest Detroit Lions Fantasy Football Disappointment: Kerryon Johnson, Running Back 2019 Detroit Lions Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Possession …
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Week 16 Fantasy Football RB Sleepers – From (k)A(len) to ZZ
Looking for early RB sleepers for 2019? We’ve got ’em, here Week 16 RB Sleepers It’s the fantasy football finals, which means you have more cajones than anyone on earth …
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Atlanta Falcons / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Miami Dolphins / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Ridley, Golladay, or Stills?
Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Calvin Ridley, Kenny Golladay, or Kenny Stills? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, which means it’s literally win or go home for you and …
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Atlanta Falcons / Baltimore Ravens / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Running Back / Sleepers
Fantasy Football Week 15 RB Sleepers – Dixon, Dixoff
Week 15 RB Sleepers To be honest with you, this isn’t an article you should want to be reading during the fantasy football semifinals. If you’re looking for RB sleepers …
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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Pittsburgh Steelers / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 14 RB Sleepers – Riding Ridley
Fantasy Football Week 14 RB Sleepers It’s the fantasy football playoffs, and I am going to level with you. You probably shouldn’t be looking at this article. If you’re at this point …
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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Philadelphia Eagles / Seattle Seahawks / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Golladay, Lockett, or Jeffery?
It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, fewer people than ever should be reading this article. Nevertheless, if you are reading …
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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / Philadelphia Eagles / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Stafford, Cousins, or Wentz?
Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Matt Stafford, Kirk Cousins, or Carson Wentz? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, …
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Week 13 Fantasy Football RB Sleepers – Blount Objects
Week 13 Fantasy Football RB Sleepers The bye weeks are over, so only the truly desperate are searching for RB sleepers at this point. Either that or you’re a savvy …
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Denver Broncos / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Kansas City Chiefs / Running Back / Sleepers
Week 11 RB Sleepers – Riddickulous
Week 11 RB Sleepers Every week, we highlight RB sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Running Back / Seattle Seahawks / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Barber, Kerryon Johnson, or Mike Davis?
Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Peyton Barber, Kerryon Johnson, or Mike Davis? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
Read More Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / New England Patriots / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Stafford, Brady, or Mullens?
Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Matthew Stafford, Tom Brady, or Nick Mullens? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Cleveland Browns / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / Running Back / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Chubb, Murray, or Kerryon Johnson?
Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Nick Chubb, Latavius Murray, or Kerryon Johnson? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Carolina Panthers / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Seattle Seahawks / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Lockett, Funchess, or Marvin Jones?
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Tyler Lockett, Devin Funchess, or Marvin Jones? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Carolina Panthers / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Houston Texans / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Newton, Stafford, or Watson?
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Cam Newton, Matthew Stafford, or Deshaun Watson? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Fantasy Football Week 7 RB Sleepers – Parental Advisory (Gore)
Fantasy Football Week 7 RB Sleepers After this week, everyone will be at least halfway done with the fantasy football regular season. This is also the fourth bye week that …
Read More Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Miami Dolphins / Running Back / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Fantasy Football Week 7: Start or Sit Gore, Barber, or Kerryon Johnson?
Fantasy Football Week 7: Start or Sit Gore, Barber, or Kerryon Johnson? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we …
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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Quarterback / San Francisco 49ers / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Fantasy Football Week 7 Start or Sit: Winston, Stafford, or Beathard?
Week 7 Start or Sit: Winston, Stafford, or Beathard? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we have found that …
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Start or Sit Kenny Golladay in Fantasy Football Week Two?
Start or Sit Kenny Golladay In this article we answer the question: should you start or sit Kenny Golladay in week two as the Detroit Lions travel to San Francisco? …
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30 Team Parlay: NFC North Overs/Under NFL Betting Tips
Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on NFL betting tips. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try to make …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Detroit Lions
For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
Read More 2018 Fantasy Football Matthew Stafford Player Profile
If the reliability of your starting quarterback matters to you, then this fantasy football Matthew Stafford player profile will keep you safe and warm at night. As we gear up …
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2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Detroit Lions
The Detroit Lions are one of the most inept teams in the NFL at running the football. Since they lost Reggie Bush in 2015, they’ve employed a stable of running …
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Chicago Bears / Detroit Lions / Green Bay Packers / Minnesota Vikings / NFC North / State of the Division
State of the Division: The NFC North
We’ve already taken a look at the offseason of the teams in the AFC West and NFC West. Logically, and not at all random, we are going clockwise through the …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Detroit Lions (The Red-Winged Tiger)
We’ve all stuck out a horrible situation for way too long, based on promises of something better. Be it a relationship with a bad person who occasionally shows glimpses of …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Detroit Lions
There aren’t many teams in the league that would beg you to take as many players as possible off their hands in a potential disaster draft, but the Cleveland Browns …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Matthew Stafford in Week Thirteen?
I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that this was a simple article to write. Matthew Stafford has been one of the better quarterbacks in the entirety …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Eric Ebron in Week Eleven?
Last week I recommended starting Eric Ebron. It wasn’t exactly a slam dunk victory, as he received only two targets. Luckily for those who started him, he hauled those in …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Eric Ebron in Week Ten?
Look, we all have our weaknesses. Some people are alcoholics, some can’t quit gambling, some have crippling depression or other maladies. Some of us can’t quit Eric Ebron. The former …
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Fantasy Football Sit Or Start Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Ameer Abdullah over Adrian Peterson
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Adrian Peterson is the smart fantasy football play. In our week nine running back sit or start counterpoint, I’m going to …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Ameer Abdullah in Week Eight?
You know, if you’re playing fantasy football, you want to be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch the players in ideal matchups is the real test, …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Matthew Stafford in Week Eight?
I’ve been one of the most ardent Matthew Stafford supporters over the last couple of seasons. His fantasy football (and real football) production skyrocketed after Jim Bob Cooter took over …
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC North Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Start Marvin Jones Jr., Don’t Sit Him!
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that sitting Marvin Jones Jr. is the smart fantasy football play. While Jeff brings up some interesting points, he is also wrong. If …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Marvin Jones in Week Four?
Heading into the season, Marvin Jones Jr. was in the spot-starter fantasy football third wide receiver mix. He had two of the most explosive games of 2016, and then Golden …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Christian McCaffrey Over Ameer Abdullah
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, is going back to his week one fantasy football pick of starting Ameer Abdullah. While I own many shares of Ameer Abdullah and like …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Ameer Abdullah in Week Three?
For the second time in three weeks, we’re going back to the Ameer Abdullah well. I swear I only have him on a couple fantasy football rosters. I promise I’m …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Matthew Stafford Week Two?
Matthew Stafford had an obscenely terrible week one matchup on paper, but unfortunately for the Arizona Cardinals, the game is not played on paper. After throwing a pick-six to start …
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Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Ameer Abdullah in Week One?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Ameer Abdullah is the smart fantasy football play. While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Eric Ebron Week One?
For the third time in as many seasons, Eric Ebron has been a trendy fantasy football sleeper candidate. While I generally agree with this assertion, given the loss of Anquan …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Ameer Abdullah Week One?
The last full game we saw from Ameer Abdullah, he was busy ripping off 120 total yards against the Colts week one last year. While doing that against the Colts …
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2017 Detroit Lions Fantasy Football Preview
The Detroit Lions lost Calvin Johnson two years ago, inherited Jim Bob Cooter as their offensive coordinator, and immediately changed how the team operated. Gone were the long bombs from …
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