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The Cincinnati Bengals did a whole lot of nothing on offense this offseason. They re-signed Tee Higgins and Mike Gesicki, which completely wiped the front office’s ability to do anything …
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The Bengals are more than set on offense headed into the 2025 season, at least at skill positions. The first five of their six picks went to defense or the …
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The Bengals are a team in transition. They moved on from stalwarts Tyler Boyd (WR) and Joe Mixon (RB). It appears as though they are also on the verge of …
Read More The Bengals let Tyler Boyd and Joe Mixon go this offseason and replaced them with a scrap-heaped Zack Moss, a rookie wide receiver, and two (count ‘em, TWO!) rookie tight …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read More It’s after the Fourth of July, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s …
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The Cincinnati Bengals once again appear to be in the top-five teams in the NFL, and are desperately trying to get over the hump before the agents for Joe Burrow, …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the tight …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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We’ve already completed our look around the NFC with the West, East, North and South. Now, we take a look at the AFC. The AFC North is a division in …
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Our comedy experts and expert comedians reveal their picks for the 2022 Super Bowl. Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief: The Niners will win the Super Bowl; it’s a foregone conclusion. …
Read More The Cincinnati Bengals are the talk of the town thanks to Joe Burrow going nuclear in the last two games of the fantasy football season, leading them to the AFC …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More The 2019 Cincinnati Bengals were so bad that they earned the #1 overall pick in the 2020 NFL Draft. The Cincinnati Bengals took Joe Burrow, who they failed to protect, …
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If you’re like me, you currently have mock fantasy football auctions open in three different windows. Yeah, you’re not like me. And that’s great! Let me do all the hard …
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The NFL Draft’s first two picks were so set in stone that the NFL begged the 49ers to not let their #3 pick leak early. Then, all hell broke loose …
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Earlier this week, we took a look at the AFC West and NFC West 2021 NFL Draft wish lists for our selfish, fantasy football means. We continue our look around …
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We spent the entire week feeding analytics into our Super Computer and uppers into our analysts. The result is the most advanced 2021 NFL mock draft you will find without …
Read More The Cincinnati Bengals turned it around a lot faster than I had expected. They took a quarterback and wide receiver with their first two picks. You might have heard some …
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We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
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After this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …
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The week seven start or sit article for wide receivers focuses on three guys who played in the NCAA last year: should you start or sit Tee Higgins, Chase Claypool, …
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NFL week five ended with its first Tuesday Night Football game since 2010. The contenders are starting to put their footprint into this young and delicate season. Sure the AFC …
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After this week is over, we will be 25% of the way through the fantasy football season, well… unless the Tennessee Titans get their way. The season is going so …
Read More Through three games, few players have done less for their fantasy football managers than Cincinnati Bengals’ running back Joe Mixon. Fantasy players are apoplectic at his production so far, and …
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The Cincinnati Bengals were really bad last year. That’s not shocking to hear, after all, they picked #1 overall, adding Joe Burrow to their squad (more on that later). Still, …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
Read More The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eleven (!) fantasy football eligible players went in this round. Wildly enough, we had four quarterbacks, six wide receivers, one …
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I shouldn’t come down on the Bengals too negatively: They had one of the best free agency periods in terms of shoring up their many, many holes. They made key …
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We’ve gone through twenty teams sorting out which positions we hope they look towards in the 2020 NFL Draft to best bolster our fantasy football leagues. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, …
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A.J. Green missed the entire 2018 season with a foot/ankle injury that spiraled out of control and ended with the Bengals placing Green on IR in week sixteen. This came …
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The Cincinnati Bengals are on the clock with a final 2-14 record. It was a bad year for the Bengals. They turned to Ryan Finley in a futile attempt to …
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Should I Start or Sit Odell Beckham Jr., Tyler Boyd, or Curtis Samuel in Week 16? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year …
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It’s the fantasy football finals, and that means that it’s our last round of quarterback sleepers for the season! To qualify for this article, the quarterback sleepers must be available …
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This week for my start or sit article, I’ll be spotlighting running backs ranked around the middle of the pack. I will let you know my thoughts on them, and …
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Welcome to the fantasy football playoffs! Things are always changing, so the quarterback sleepers article will always be here to help you with your quarterback streaming decisions. We help you …
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You lookin’ for week 13 quarterback sleepers? Don’t make eye contact. Just sit down. Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you’re a cop. Heard you were …
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Tight ends are garbage every year in fantasy football. Don’t even try to argue with me. Here are some week 12 tight end sleepers to get you all worked up …
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It’s week eleven of the fantasy football season, and you’re opportunities to play daily fantasy football are quickly waning. It’s also starting to be the time of year where your …
Read More Last season’s final tight end sleepers piece was just a series of quotes about futility. Every single week this season, I’ve staved off the urge to recreate that post. We …
Read More Should I Drop AJ Green? 2019’s AJ Green is the fantasy football equivalent of the Oak Island Treasure. Everyone involved has kind of figured out he’s probably a frivolous, resource-consuming …
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We’ve hit week seven, and the halfway point to most fantasy football leagues. We’ve also seemingly reached the ceremonial drop-dead point for a lot of teams in fantasy football leagues. …
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Well, it’s week six of the fantasy football season. You’re 0-5, and staring straight and the 5,000 points the Patriots D put up for your opponent this week. Time to …
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At this point in the season, there are two types of fantasy football owners. Guys who drafted Chris Godwin and have a dearth of wide receiver talent, and guys who …
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I really should start writing this article before I do the DFS challenge in the Football Absurdity Podcast (wherever you can find podcasts!). I would do that if I was …
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Check out our week five fantasy football wide receiver sleepers below! As always, these guys are owned in fewer than 50% of Yahoo! leagues, with one WR available in over …
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Check out our week five fantasy football wide receiver sleepers below! As always, these guys are owned in fewer than 50% of Yahoo! leagues, with one WR available in over …
Read More Check out our week five fantasy football quarterback sleepers below! As always, these guys are owned in fewer than 50% of Yahoo! leagues, with one player available in over 90% …
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This week I’m pinch-hitting (wrong sport, I know) in the Start or Sit columns. This was my baby before I became the primary producer and host of the Football Absurdity Podcast …
Read More It’s hard to believe that we’re already on week four of this fantasy football season. Between mono, thumbs, sudden retirements, elbows, feet, clavicles, and chronic Ryan Fitzpatrickness or Eli Manningitis, …
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Will the Bengals make the playoffs? If you’re looking for a definitive answer, we’ve got it. If you’re optimistic, you came to the wrong place.
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Zombies have had a cultural moment recently. The modern concept of zombies stems from the voodoo practiced by West African slaves in Haiti. While they are not the only undead …
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“Changes aren’t permanent, but change is!” I think Geddy Lee wrote those lyrics after looking at his fantasy football running back group after a particularly bad week. Yes, I know …
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Before checking out these guys, check out Waleed Ismail’s Waiver Wire Week 2 Cheat Sheet to see if anyone slipped through the cracks. To qualify for this article, a player …
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(photo credit Navin Rajagopalan [CC BY-SA 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)]) As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every …
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The 2019 NFL Draft is in the rearview mirror, and it’s time for the next part of the NFL calendar. That’s right… massive, rampant speculation! They will go through drills …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Joe Mixon, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Tyler Eifert, Tight End 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Offensive Line, Tight End The 2019 Cincinnati …
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Week 16 TE Sleepers I am now sixteen weeks into filling your brain pans with flowery language about generally marginal talent at a fickle position that is mostly touchdown dependent, …
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Week 15 QB Sleepers To be honest with you, this isn’t an article you should want to be reading during the fantasy football semifinals. If you’re looking for QB sleepers …
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Week 15 TE Sleepers To be honest with you, this isn’t an article you should want to be reading during the fantasy football semifinals. If you’re looking for TE sleepers …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 TE Sleepers If you are rolling with TE sleepers in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs, then hats off to you. That’s a ballsy …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 TEs: Start or Sit Cameron Brate, C.J. Uzomah, or Trey Burton? As the 14th week of the regular season in the NFL begins, many leagues are …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Dak Prescott, Andy Dalton, or Kirk Cousins? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Tyler Boyd, Chris Godwin, or Courtland Sutton? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Andy Dalton, Kirk Cousins, or Alex Smith? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit C.J. Uzomah, Eric Ebron, or Zach Ertz? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit C.J. Uzomah, David Njoku, or O.J. Howard? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Week 8 Fantasy Football TE Sleepers It’s finally week eight, which means that the fantasy football season is already half over. This isn’t true if you play in a league …
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Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Stefon Diggs, Tyler Boyd, or Chris Godwin? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Mitchell Trubisky, Jameis Winston, or Andy Dalton? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Fantasy Football Week 7 TE Sleepers After this week, everyone will be at least halfway done with the fantasy football regular season. This is also the fourth bye week that …
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Week 7: Start or Sit David Njoku, C.J. Uzomah, or Trey Burton? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we …
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Start or Sit Giovani Bernard It’s week three of the NFL season, and as crazy as it seems, we will already be a major chunk of the way through the …
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The NFL’s second presentation of Thursday Night Football for the 2018 season seemed destined to be a second-half snooze fest. A.J. Green scored three touchdowns in the first seventeen minutes …
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Start or Sit Andy Dalton The 2018 fantasy football season is upon us. That means fantasy football owners get up on Sunday morning and proceed to rearrange their lineup six-or-seven …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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If you want your wide receivers overlooked, then this fantasy football AJ Green player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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If you want your running backs talented and troubled, then this Joe Mixon player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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Try to be happy that you get to read all about the Red Rocket in this fantasy football Andy Dalton player profile. As we gear up to the start of …
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The Cincinnati Bengals already have a somewhat deep stable of fantasy football eligible options going into 2018. In the 2018 NFL Draft, they took a couple more. With A.J. Green, …
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The AFC North was a peculiar division pre-draft this year. The Cleveland Browns did almost all of the heavy lifting in terms of moves made. The rest of the teams …
Read MoreCoins in the couch… cell phones in the toilet… youngest siblings. Sometimes things just slip through the cracks. Such is the way for Red Dutch Lions. Boring job, ordinary family …
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The Cincinnati Bengals should be a team in flux, they should be a team looking for a new coaching staff and a new GM. Unfortunately for Bengals fans, their owners …
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Three straight weeks, three straight tight end pieces about Tyler Kroft as a fantasy football commodity. In the last two iterations of this article, I begged you to start Kroft. …
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At this point it feels like every other week I have to recommend starting Tyler Kroft, Tyler Kroft sits at below 50% fantasy football ownership, and Tyler Kroft goes out …
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Tyler Kroft has been trying to fill the Tyler Eifert role in the Cincinnati offense this year. He hasn’t quite been Tyler Eifert, but then again few players are. He …
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Last week, I told you to go ahead and roll with the Ginger Gem in fantasy football with Cincinnati’s Andy Dalton. He turned in 243 yards and two touchdowns on …
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Every year we try to convince ourselves that Tyler Eifert won’t be hurt and miss significant time, and every year Tyler Eifert laughs in our faces and casts curses on …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Ameer Abdullah was the smart fantasy football play. In our week eight running back sit or start counterpoint, I’d like to …
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I want to start off this piece by talking about a food allergy I have. I’m allergic to ginger. As a child, I ate a bunch of gingerbread cookies, threw …
Read More NFL Week 7 Surprises A lot of people say I need an attitude change. A lot of people can suck it. Here are my NFL week 7 surprises.
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Top Five Excuses That Would Get Marshawn Lynch Out of Trouble for Shoving a Ref 1. Thought referee was the American flag 2. Thought referee was the end zone, which …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
Read More The first two weeks of the season were some of the worst of Andy Dalton’s career. Through two games, he tallied only 394 yards with zero touchdowns and four interceptions. …
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As we head into the week five waiver wire pool, you are starting to miss your chance to get a break out candidate at quarterback. There is one every year …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Andy Dalton is the smart fantasy football play. Personally, I would tread gingerly before starting him at quarterback. There are some …
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While the Cincinnati Bengals didn’t knock off the Green Bay Packers, new OC Bill Lazor reformed the offense in a way that will make fantasy football owners happy. The Bengals …
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One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is to stream defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding …
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Tonight’s Thursd— The Bengals-Texa— It felt like it was imp— Look can you j— Can I go now? Okay. Now that that’s out of the way, you now understand the …
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Two years ago, the Cincinnati Bengals were humming right along, with QB Andy Dalton as a top-five quarterback. He broke his thumb and everything went off the rails. The Bengals …
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