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The Super Bowl Champions need no introduction. The Tush Push merchants boast tons of high-end fantasy football options, making it hard to figure out who could be underdrafted or a …
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The defending champs didn’t need to draft anyone at any fantasy football-relevant position. With studs at every position: Jalen Hurts, A.J. Brown, DeVonta Smith, Saquon Barkley, Dallas Goedert, and Grant …
Read More The Eagles are a tough team to deal with for the overvalued/undervalued/sleeper articles that I’m writing for every team this summer. The reason? They’re very usage-dense, and they have four …
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The Philadelphia Eagles are pretty much set at every single fantasy football-relevant position. Jalen Hurts will throw to A.J. Brown and DeVonta Smith for the foreseeable future, and Dallas Goedert …
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The Philadelphia Eagles, who traded for D’Andre Swift and signed Rashaad Penny to fill their running back room last season went a little bit higher shelf with their roster decisions …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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Today, we are going to do the fantasy football rookie roundup on the Philadelphia Eagles. You may be wondering why on God’s Green Earth would I want to do a …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. Now that we’ve finished with …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the tight …
Read MoreIt’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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Football Dad (Waleed): When I first started Football Absurdity, I didn’t realize that I would soon be the proud Egyptian father of a 35-year-old Jewish boy. But just under two …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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The Philadelphia Eagles rocked the draft, trading their #18 overall pick to Tennessee for stud wide receiver A.J. Brown, and paid him handsomely. Given that Brown gives them a pass-catching …
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Ah, the NFL Draft. The annual tradition where teams make every incoming prospect strip down to their underwear and run around before picking them for dodgeball. Teams will jockey for …
Read More The Philadelphia Eagles made it to the NFL postseason and were promptly stomped right back out of the postseason. But, that doesn’t really tell the story about the Eagles, who …
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Our comedy experts and expert comedians reveal their picks for the 2022 Super Bowl. Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief: The Niners will win the Super Bowl; it’s a foregone conclusion. …
Read More Finally, we had an 18th week of the NFL regular season. Much like the final two slices of eating a frozen pizza on my own, it was probably not necessary. …
Read More Through his first 11 starts, Jalen Hurts does not have an inspiring passing line. He also seems to be the King of Garbage Time, pulling out last-second heroics to get …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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The Philadelphia Eagles are a team in transition. They moved on from Carson Wentz, Doug Pederson, and a whole mess of wide receivers. When you end your season by firing …
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If you’re like me, you currently have mock fantasy football auctions open in three different windows. Yeah, you’re not like me. And that’s great! Let me do all the hard …
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The NFL Draft’s first two picks were so set in stone that the NFL begged the 49ers to not let their #3 pick leak early. Then, all hell broke loose …
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The NFC East was the worst division in football in 2020, and it wasn’t even close. There was a point in mid-October where it was mathematically possible that a five-win …
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We spent the entire week feeding analytics into our Super Computer and uppers into our analysts. The result is the most advanced 2021 NFL mock draft you will find without …
Read More When you end your season by firing your head coach, things generally didn’t go the way you wanted. That’s the story of the 2020 Philadelphia Eagles. Doug Pederson took a …
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It’s week sixteen and that means it is either the championship or you play in a dumb, bad league. There is no position that scores more points than quarterbacks, which …
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If you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a quarterback sleeper. But, if you do, we …
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I’m proud of us. I’m proud of you, and I’m proud of myself. The NFL? Not so much. Their coronavirus handling kept the league (mostly) on schedule, but they allowed …
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It’s week thirteen and it is time to look at the trash heap that is tight ends. I don’t know why the tight end on your roster is doing terribly. …
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It’s the week of Thanksgiving and I am fussy about the Thursday Night game getting canceled because the Ravens just love getting coronavirus. They love it so much, they should …
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With ten weeks in the books, it really feels like we’ve gone through four or five seasons worth of frustration and heartbreak. Let’s keep this FUN train rolling towards our …
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We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
Read More There is nobody at Football Absurdity who hates tight ends more than me, so there is nobody better to give you the unvarnished truth about them. They suck. Now that …
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We’re halfway through the fantasy football season this week! Big congratulations to all of us! We’ve fought injuries, COVID-19, more injuries, SARS-CoV-2, even more injuries, the novel coronavirus, and of …
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After this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …
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After this week, we will be halfway through the fantasy football season. It feels like just yesterday that we frantically drafted our fantasy teams after the NFL decided they would, …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Through five games, few tight ends have disappointed their fantasy football managers like Zach Ertz. The set-and-forget top-end TE1 has completely fallen off the map at this point. Ertz squeezed …
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Ideally, you don’t have questions this week as to who you should start at tight end. Ideally, you listened to me and you are reaping the Mike Gesicki point storm …
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It is week two of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit. Unfortunately, you probably need to start a …
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Fantasy football week one is in the books, and we had a lot of our questions answered… or did we? You can’t make a pattern with one data point, and …
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It’s week one of the 2020 NFL season, which hopefully means that you drafted a group of running backs that you want to start a guy from this week. …
Read More Ah, streaming tight ends. This is where the rubber meets the road and the fun really begins. This week, we have three players who might all be on your roster …
Read More I’m not sure what it says about Carson Wentz that in our first run of player profiles, we got to Teddy Bridgewater before Carson Wentz. At least there’s something to …
Read More The Philadelphia Eagles looked more like a fourth-preseason game team than a playoff team when they hobbled off the field after losing to the Seahawks in the playoffs. DeSean Jackson, …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
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The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eleven (!) fantasy football eligible players went in this round. Wildly enough, we had four quarterbacks, six wide receivers, one …
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We’ve gotten through the NFC West and NFC North NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlists. Now, it’s time to take a look at the division we get way too much of …
Read More The Philadelphia Eagles did not have a great season, given their expectations and that they are now two seasons removed from the Super Bowl. The wide receiver corps completely fell …
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Welcome to Hot Takes from Crazy People, where I brave the dangerous and mind-altering comments sections from NFL articles to bring you comedy gold. First, a word from our sponsor: …
Read More NFC Wild Card Matchup: Seattle Seahawks (13-3) at Philadelphia Eagles (9-7) Sunday, January 5, 01:40 PM PST (NBC) The Seattle Seahawks came literally within inches of staying home for this …
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Buffalo Bills at Houston Texans Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief The Texans now have the coveted “let’s get this out of the way” game each season. They host a team …
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Each week I will be discussing the funniest football happenings that take place in the NFL. All the hoopla of the players, crowds, and referees will be under my absurdity …
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Should I Start or Sit DeAndre Washington, Boston Scott, or Royce Freeman in Week 16? As the 2019 fantasy football season comes to an end, I wanted to thank everyone …
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It’s the fantasy football finals, and that means that it’s our last round of wide receiver sleepers for the season! To qualify for this article, the wide receiver sleepers must …
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It’s the fantasy football finals, and that means that it’s our last round of running back sleepers for the season! To qualify for this article, the running back sleepers must …
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Should I Start or Sit Carson Wentz, Kyler Murray, or Philip Rivers in Week 16? Not great, Bob! That pretty much sums up my start or sit picks over the …
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This is the time of year where the right running back sleepers could mean the difference between a fantasy championship, and an offseason second-guessing yourself, and all your life decisions. …
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Should I Drop Jordan Howard? As of writing this, Jordan Howard sits at 72% ownership on Yahoo! That’s over 10x the odds that he has to start this season for …
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Should I Start or Sit Alshon Jeffery, Tyler Lockett, or Sterling Shepard in Week 14? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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It’s week thirteen of the fantasy football season, and your fantasy team is sleepy like a sloth injected with tryptophan That’s where we step in with our weekly daily fantasy …
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We’re changing up the start or sit challenge scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: This week, I’ll be spotlighting quarterbacks ranked around the middle of the pack …
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It’s week twelve of the fantasy football season, and your opportunities to play daily fantasy football are quickly waning. It’s also starting to be the time of year where your …
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Tight ends are garbage every year in fantasy football. Don’t even try to argue with me. Here are some week 12 tight end sleepers to get you all worked up …
Read More Eleven weeks into the NFL season and we’re really starting to break some hearts and shatter some dreams. This column started the year very AFC heavy, and justifiably so as …
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We’re changing up the start or sit challenge scoring to better benefit your leagues! Check it out: This week, I’ll be spotlighting quarterbacks ranked around 12th and tell you if …
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What follows is a submission from one of our readers, Karl Leslie. Karl was able to bring us this great fantasy football knowledge and insight on his fantasy football trade …
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It’s fantasy football week nine, which means we’re only seven weeks from fantasy championships, and over halfway through the real fantasy football season. “What about week seventeen championships?” you might …
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Well, it’s week eight of the fantasy football season. You realized that you’ve made a ton of errors in your awful teams and you hate yourself. It’s time to turn …
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We’ve hit week seven, and the halfway point to most fantasy football leagues. We’ve also seemingly reached the ceremonial drop-dead point for a lot of teams in fantasy football leagues. …
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Check out our week five fantasy football wide receiver sleepers below! As always, these guys are owned in fewer than 50% of Yahoo! leagues, with one WR available in over …
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Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …
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It’s fantasy football week one, which means the first of sixteen weeks of agonizing over every single lineup decision. We at Football Absurdity want to help you with the hardest …
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July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …
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Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Zach Ertz, Tight End 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Alshon Jeffery, Wide Receiver 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: WR, RB The Philadelphia hopeful mostly need …
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This Philadelphia Eagles 2019 mock draft means it’s already been over a year since the green & white confetti fell in U.S. Bank Stadium. Eagles fans had their dreams come …
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Super Bowl Predictions We were wondering: is there an article we can make that ensures all of us, save maybe one, look like fools? Then it hit us: Super Bowl …
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2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions Last week’s wild card picks were a breeze! Everyone knew that the struggling Eagles would best the vaunted #1 Bears defense. That Indianapolis’ spotty D …
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2019 NFL Wild Card Predictions We know it’s a week late but we think the song that should kick off the NFL playoffs is ‘It’s the most wonderful time of …
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Start or Sit Matt Breida, Wendell Smallwood, or Peyton Barber? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Gerald Everett, Dallas Goedert, or Chris Herndon? What can you do this late in the season other than read articles religiously and blame …
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Congrats on achieving everyone’s fantasy football goal: Watching some of your players on a Saturday. But after making the playoffs, you face an even more difficult decision: Which site to …
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What a difference a year makes. This time last year Eagles fans were mourning the loss of their star QB and abandoning all hope as some dude name Nick Foles …
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It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, fewer people than ever should be reading this article. Nevertheless, if you are reading …
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Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Matt Stafford, Kirk Cousins, or Carson Wentz? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Tom Brady, or Carson Wentz? It’s week 13, which means for many of us it is a de facto week one …
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Week 12 RB Sleepers – Rated Frank For Gore Trying to sort out RB sleepers is the hardest part of every week for me. Well, actually, that’s getting out of …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Marlon Mack, Gus Edwards, or Josh Adams? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Alshon Jeffery, Amari Cooper, or T.Y. Hilton? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 RB Sleepers Every week, we try to help you find RB sleepers that have great matchups that could make the difference between victory or defeat in …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit C.J. Uzomah, Eric Ebron, or Zach Ertz? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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The New York Giants hosted the Philadelphia Eagles on Thursday Night Football. Close your eyes, imagine how it went. That’s exactly how it went. The Giants almost fumbled on the …
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Funny Tweets about Thursday Night Football The 2018 NFL season is finally back, and we have funny tweets about Thursday Night Football! The World Champion Philadelphia Eagles topped the Atlanta …
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If you don’t want to end your fantasy football season eating horse manure (or if you do…?), then this Fantasy Football Zach Ertz profile is for you. As we gear …
Read More If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Alshon Jeffery player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
Read More For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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The World Champion Philadelphia Eagles took just one fantasy football eligible player in the 2018 NFL Draft. No, they didn’t add to their stable of running backs or try to …
Read More If you are interested in quarterbacks who are tearing the league apart, then this fantasy football Carson Wentz player profile will leave your ACL’s shredded. As we gear up to …
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Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try …
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The NFC East is the home of the 2017 NFL champions, the Philadelphia Eagles. They didn’t stop there, and the rest of the division certainly followed suit in making a …
Read MoreUnion 76s like to make the rules, then break them. Freewheeling, brash, and loud, it’s no wonder this personality type spends the most time in middle management sales positions. Union …
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These facts about Super Bowl LII were all done by original research. So if you see somebody else saying stuff like “Tom Brady set the Super Bowl record for passing …
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Jacksonville Jaguars vs New England Patriots Waleed Ismail – I want so badly for the Jacksonville Jaguars to win this game. It is a yearning deep within my loins. The …
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It’s been a heck of a season for Jay Ajayi. He toiled for the Miami Dolphins as they rode into obscurity, then overnight he was on the NFC’s top team. …
Read More Going into the season, the Miami Dolphins situation was supposed to produce a ton of fantasy football points. However, Ryan Tannehill was lost for the season and everything quickly fell …
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The NFL world and fantasy football world was rocked earlier this week as the Miami Dolphins agreed to send running back Jay Ajayi to the Philadelphia Eagles. While going from …
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When I was in high school, we read William Golding’s Lord of the Flies. That’s not too unusual for high schoolers, but was unusual was that we had a mock …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Carson Wentz is the smart fantasy football play. While I am a big fan of Carson Wentz and what he has …
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Carson Wentz started off extremely well each of the last two seasons in real life and in fantasy football. Through the first four games last season, he amassed 1,007 passing …
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Week five has come and gone and many zeroes decided to be heroes. Smart fantasy football streamers used these performances to punish their opponents. So let us sit back and …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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The waiver wire running back options for week four paint a very interesting picture for how the season has gone. Darren Sproles ACL tear makes a cloudy situation in Philadelphia. …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Carson Wentz is the smart fantasy football play. While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …
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Coming into this fantasy football season, there was a class of quarterbacks who were set to be back-end starters who you could mix-and-match two of them to cobble together a …
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Week two has come and gone and if you played your cards right and listened to last week’s waiver suggestions, you might still have hope of salvaging that dumpster fire …
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The Philadelphia Eagles are in a transition year, with an ascendant quarterback, a plethora of wide receivers and a muddled-as-heck backfield. The two biggest named wide receivers and two of …
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