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The running joke on the Football Absurdity Podcast is that the Colts will always get the eighteenth-best quarterback in the league and think that it will lead them to the …
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The Colts made one splash pick at a fantasy-relevant position in this draft, making Warren (not Loveland) their tight end of the future. Everything else was filling in around the …
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The Colts drastically overperformed last season, especially if you consider that their two best offensive weapons (Anthony Richardson & Jonathan Taylor) played just ten snaps together last season. They finished …
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The Colts struggled in 2023 thanks to their first-round pick quarterback only playing in two full games, and parts of two others. Gardner Minshew filled in admirably, but he was …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read More It’s after the Fourth of July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is …
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The Indianapolis Colts have one thing going for them: The only place to go is up. Last season was a clown show for them in a spectacular fashion. Despite everything …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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The Indianapolis Colts did what too many teams can’t do: move on from a disastrous decision. They saddled the Commanders with Carson Wentz, and went out and got Matt Ryan. …
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The AFC South might be the most rudderless division in the NFL. The Colts angrily jettisoned Carson Wentz and replaced him with one of the few QBs older than me, …
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All the Indianapolis Colts had to do was beat the lowly Jacksonville Jaguars. That’s all they had to do, and we wouldn’t talk about them as the team that almost …
Read More I’ve kicked around the idea of writing this article for a few weeks now. Actually, since Jonathan Taylor beat the brakes off the Jets. So, I guess for about two …
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Week three of the NFL season finished with some key wins that helped shape a lot of key races in the league. The NFL treated us to an AFC South …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with a big …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue off with the …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
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Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More The Indianapolis Colts made a massive splash this offseason, trading for erstwhile Philadelphia Eagles’ quarterback Carson Wentz. They hope that he can be their quarterback of the future, something they …
Read More It takes a lot of effort to have the Houston Texans in your division and a different team gets the first overall pick in the NFL Draft. Such is the …
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2021 Mock NFL Draft. Part 1 Will the QB streak continue? Here we go with picks 13-24 of the 2021 NFL Draft! 2021 Mock NFL Draft Part 2 13. Los …
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With NFL free agency hitting its second week, veteran receiver T.Y. Hilton has not signed with a team. He recently opened up to media about his absent contract, claiming it …
Read More The Indianapolis Colts’ starting quarterback didn’t suddenly retire right before the season. So, from that standpoint they already had a better 2020 than 2019. Still, they had a pretty good …
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2021 Wild Card Predictions We weren’t planning to do write-ups for our 2021 Wild Card predictions, but some of our writers did, anyway. That’s the kind of over-the-top devotion …
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AFC Wild Card Matchup: #7 Colts (11-5) at #2 Bills (13-3) Saturday, January 9, 10:05 AM PST (CBS) The Colts and Bills face off in the first playoff matchup of …
Read More It’s that time of year again! Columnists get to use their triple word score of penultimate for their columns! We have navigated the 2020 NFL season and we’re close to …
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There is nothing sadder than when a good quarterback goes bad. In the case of Philip Rivers, there is no denying that we are seeing a shadow of Rivers’ former …
Read More It’s time for the 2020 fantasy football playoffs. Hopefully, you have all the guys you need on your roster already. If you don’t, we have a quarterback sleeper list here …
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If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would make it to this point… and we almost didn’t. COVID-19 ravaged the league last week, with dozens of …
Read More Well, at this point, we are just going to move on with the NFL season, with or without the Baltimore Ravens. With their week twelve matchup with the Steelers set …
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I waited as long as I could to write the intro to this, but Nevada and Arizona outlasted me. Here are some tight end sleepers for week nine. Now, if …
Read More When Marlon Mack went down in week one with an Achilles injury that ended his, most fantasy pundits thought that Jonathan Taylor was about to be a league winner. Eight …
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We’re halfway through the fantasy football season this week! Big congratulations to all of us! We’ve fought injuries, COVID-19, more injuries, SARS-CoV-2, even more injuries, the novel coronavirus, and of …
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More coronavirus! Who would have thought, huh? Anyway, things are a mess right now! To make matters worse, the NFL is spinning up the bye weeks. Oh boy, that means …
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Four weeks are in the books and everything is a disaster! The Titans are having secret practices, Cam Newton still has COVID-19, and Patrick Mahomes might get it any second …
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Oh, man! Injuries! Coronavirus! More injuries! And Rob Gronkowski looking like burnt toast! At least one of these things was unexpected, but in a more real sense, you could see …
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Fantasy football week one is in the books, and we had a lot of our questions answered… or did we? You can’t make a pattern with one data point, and …
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Fantasy football week one is in the books, and we had a lot of our questions answered… or did we? You can’t make a pattern with one data point, and …
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It’s week one of the 2020 NFL season, which hopefully means that you drafted a tight end that you liked to start this week. If you didn’t, don’t worry, we …
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It’s week one of the 2020 NFL season, which hopefully means that you drafted a group of running backs that you want to start a guy from this week. …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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The Indianapolis Colts had a much better offseason this year than they did last year. Andrew Luck retired, sending the team into a tizzy. They leaned on Jacoby Brissett, but …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
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We’ve taken our tour around the NFL, looking at each team and figuring out their best bets for increasing their fantasy football production through the 2020 NFL Draft. Today, we …
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It wasn’t that long ago that Eric Ebron had fantasy football value. It’s hard to remember the before times, back when we could leave our houses, and back when things …
Read More The Colts getting a quarterback via free agency is new to me but they pried Philip Rivers away from the Los Angeles Chargers. As a life-long Colts fan (40-years), the …
Read More No team received a harder slap across the face on the eve of the season than the Indianapolis Colts. On August 24, a scant fifteen days before the Colts opened …
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One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is to stream defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding …
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It’s week fifteen, which means the fantasy football semi-finals, and that means that you have to ride with the guys who brought you. But, what if the guys who brought …
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Should I Start or Sit Cole Beasley, Zach Pascal, or James Washington in Week 15? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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First of all, huge congratulations to the fantasy football community for wising up and removing Ryan Tannehill (47% owned last week, up to 58%) from this QB sleepers list. Congratulations, …
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Well, well, well. Your fantasy football season didn’t exactly go like you thought. What I’m saying is that you missed your league’s playoffs, and now you’re itching for some more …
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Welcome to the fantasy football playoffs! Things are always changing, so the wide receiver sleepers article will always be here to help you with your wide receiver streaming decisions. We …
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Should I Start or Sit Benny Snell, Derrius Guice, or Jonathan Williams in Week 13? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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“Now is the Winter of our discontent,” Shakespeare once quipped about the lack of running back sleepers in his fantasy football league. While I can’t write it more poetically than …
Read More The tenth week of the NFL season didn’t disappoint. That is, unless you ran my fantasy team or picked the Saints in a cakewalk against the Falcons. Woof! There were …
Read More Let’s face it… Tight end has been all over the map this season for fantasy football. Your top tight ends are guys who were undrafted or barely drafted (Austin Hooper …
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Should I Start Eric Ebron, T.J. Hockenson, or Vance McDonald in Week 10 This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Wide receiver has not been a fun position for me this season. Outside of Mike Evans, a lot of guys I was relying on to start the year suck now, …
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It’s fantasy football week ten, and you, in theory, should have your starting quarterback by now. But fantasy football theories are about as useful as the Jets against the Dolphins …
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What follows is a submission from one of our readers, Karl Leslie. Karl was able to bring us this great fantasy football knowledge and insight on his fantasy football trade …
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Well, it’s week ninine of the fantasy football season. You realized that you’ve made a ton of errors in your awful teams and you hate yourself. It’s time to turn …
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We’ve hit week seven, and the halfway point to most fantasy football leagues. We’ve also seemingly reached the ceremonial drop-dead point for a lot of teams in fantasy football leagues. …
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Check out our week five fantasy football quarterback sleepers below! As always, these guys are owned in fewer than 50% of Yahoo! leagues, with one player available in over 90% …
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This week I’m pinch-hitting (wrong sport, I know) in the Start or Sit columns. This was my baby before I became the primary producer and host of the Football Absurdity Podcast …
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Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …
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The hardest part of a young fantasy football season is sorting out who is Actually Good and who is Actually Bad. At this point, it’s too soon to tell, but …
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Welcome, desperate masses who lost Drew Brees, or Ben Roethlisberger, or Eli Manning, or (probably) Cam Newton. Egads. At a position where you usually only roster one guy, QB turned …
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Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …
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It’s fantasy football week one, which means the first of sixteen weeks of agonizing over every single lineup decision. We at Football Absurdity want to help you with some of …
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Adam Schefter tweeted that Andrew Luck is retiring, and Tom Pelissero corroborated it. We’re stunned. I’m literally cooking Hamburger Helper with one hand and writing this post with the other, …
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The 2019 NFL Draft is in the rearview mirror, and it’s time for the next part of the NFL calendar. That’s right… massive, rampant speculation! They will go through drills …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Eric Ebron, Tight End 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Jack Doyle, Tight End 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: One Very Specific Slot Wide Receiver The …
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Devin Funchess moved from the Panthers to the Colts, and will earn up to $13 million dollars for his trouble. Now, before we look at the fantasy football implications of …
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Super Bowl Predictions We were wondering: is there an article we can make that ensures all of us, save maybe one, look like fools? Then it hit us: Super Bowl …
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2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions Last week’s wild card picks were a breeze! Everyone knew that the struggling Eagles would best the vaunted #1 Bears defense. That Indianapolis’ spotty D …
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2019 NFL Wild Card Predictions We know it’s a week late but we think the song that should kick off the NFL playoffs is ‘It’s the most wonderful time of …
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Start or Sit Marlon Mack, Chris Carson, or Damien Williams? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
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Week 12 RB Sleepers – Rated Frank For Gore Trying to sort out RB sleepers is the hardest part of every week for me. Well, actually, that’s getting out of …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Marlon Mack, Gus Edwards, or Josh Adams? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Jack Doyle, Jared Cook, or Kyle Rudolph? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Alshon Jeffery, Amari Cooper, or T.Y. Hilton? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Fantasy Football Week 10 TE Sleepers Every week, we try to help you find QB sleepers that have great matchups that could make the difference between victory or defeat in …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit C.J. Uzomah, Eric Ebron, or Zach Ertz? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Kyle Rudolph, Eric Ebron, or Jordan Reed? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Raheem Mostert, Marlon Mack, or Ronald Jones? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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TNF Review: Colts at Patriots Tonight’s version of Thursday Night Farceball was a boring, standard-issue Patriots romp to victory over the Colts. Despite a declarative statement that the rivalry was …
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Start or Sit Andrew Luck in Fantasy Football Week Five? It’s week four, and that means that the fantasy football season is already at its quarter pole. Even though that’s …
Read More Start or Sit Andrew Luck It’s week three of the NFL season, and as crazy as it seems, we will already be a major chunk of the way through the …
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Andrew Luck is back! Does that mean that the Indianapolis Colts have finally stepped back from the precipice of the dumpster fire tier of the NFL? I mean, probably not, …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football T.Y. Hilton player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling advice. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and …
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The Indianapolis Colts had one heck of a lost season in 2017. Due to some severe Misfortunes, Jacoby Brissett was forced to shoulder the load for an offense that he …
Read More If you think the Colts offense is finally right, then this fantasy football Marlon Mack player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
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The only thing badder than this fantasy football Andrew Luck player profile is his throwing arm. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is …
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The AFC South is the most forgettable division in the NFL since realignment. The Jags ran it for a while, then Peyton Manning put an iron fist on the division. …
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The Indianapolis Colts are getting some help for their anemic pass rush, and they’re doing it with a familiar face. The Colts signed former Colt, Falcon, and Seahawk Dwight Freeney …
Read MoreAt some formative point in their life, the Pacer Maker was horribly abandoned by a loved one. Perhaps it was an absent parent, the death of a young spouse, or …
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Oh my God, the Indianapolis Colts are so bad. They’re next-level bad. They are horrible. I can’t even figure out how to make heads or tails of what they are …
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BOY OH BOY! THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL! COLTS VERSUS BRONCOS! THE PEYTON MANNING BOWL! WEEK FIFTEEN IS UNDERWAY! Starring… Jacoby Brissett and Brock Osweiler. Taste the excitement. Ultimately, who cares about …
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Nothing has really gone right for the 2017 iteration of the Indianapolis Colts. Andrew Luck can’t seem to get back from injured reserve, and it’s become an entirely lost season …
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The Indianapolis Colts have pretty much turned into the Jack Doyle and T.Y. Hilton show with the loss of Andrew Luk. Well actually, with the complete mishandling of the Andrew …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, starts off by telling you that he is one of the biggest Jared Cook detractors out there, before going on to recommend starting Jared …
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Jacoby Brissett has been an incredible story for the Indianapolis Colts. He salvaged something from their 2017 season, giving them an iota of respectability while Andrew Luck takes the Lord …
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We’ve been through dozens of articles together so far, so I feel like I can level with you. Oh, what’s that? You clicked through a link on Twitter? That’s okay, …
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Hi all, Vice President Mike Pence here. There was much to do today about me attending the Indianapolis Colts-San Francisco 49ers pre-game ceremony, then leaving before the game started. While …
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As we enter into week five of the fantasy football season, many teams are looking for ways to improve their roster. If you’ve read up on our guide to initiating …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Frank Gore is the smart fantasy football play. Myself, I’m feeling a bit more aGOREaphobic this week. (I’m so sorry for …
Read More We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Frank Gore has had a rough go of it so far in 2017. Defenses know Jacoby Brissett can’t hurt them, so they’ve keyed in on Gore. He’s currently facing the …
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The last two weeks have been tough for fantasy football owners. We all had to sit around and question whether we actually knew what we were doing when we drafted …
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Week three has come and gone and if you played any of these quarterbacks this week, you were probably drunk, desperate or both. So let us sit back and examine …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, is singing the praises of Benjamin Watson. This may be the first and last time this year that anyone cares about Benjamin Watson. We …
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One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is to stream defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding …
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It’s a bit early in the season to start second-guessing the decisions you made in your draft, and it’s also a bit early in the season to abandon the “don’t …
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Andrew Luck’s currently the NFL’s Schrodinger’s Quarterback. He’ll be fine, or he’ll miss a bunch of time. Or he won’t miss much? His labrum tear will tear the team’s fantasy …
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