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The Green Bay Packers mostly stood pat on offense this free agency period, losing only one player who played more than 1.2% of the offensive snaps last season, starting C …
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They did it! The Packers did it! They took a round one wide receiver for the first time in over 20 years. Unfortunately, Matthew Golden isn’t quite what you would …
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The poor, poor Packers. They had another long, hard-fought campaign end at the hands of the 49ers. The cast is different, but the results were the same. Luckily for Green …
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The Green Bay Packers didn’t need a lot on offense this draft, as they feel good about the corps of receivers they have, as well as new running back Josh …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read More The Green Bay Packers moved on from Aaron Rodgers after he did one too many ayahuasca trips and became way too annoying to have around the clubhouse. We all thought …
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It took forty years but look at the NFL season now! Both the Jets and Giants have winning records after a month of gameplay. Week six was quite a tale …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the tight …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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Football Dad (Waleed): When I first started Football Absurdity, I didn’t realize that I would soon be the proud Egyptian father of a 35-year-old Jewish boy. But just under two …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More The Green Bay Packers managed to score just ten points against the 49ers in the final game of their 2021 campaign. In that game, Davante Adams accounted for 11-of-29 pass …
Read More Ah, the NFL Draft. The annual tradition where teams make every incoming prospect strip down to their underwear and run around before picking them for dodgeball. Teams will jockey for …
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The Las Vegas Raiders and Green Bay Packers shocked the NFL on Thursday, by moving Davante Adams to the desert (and giving him a major contract) for a 2022 first-round …
Read More The Green Bay Packers had a tumultuous offseason, to say the least. They forgot to draft any good offensive weapons for Aaron Rodgers, who, in turn, went on a walkabout …
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Our comedy experts and expert comedians reveal their picks for the 2022 Super Bowl. Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief: The Niners will win the Super Bowl; it’s a foregone conclusion. …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More The Green Bay Packers had the most eventful draft week, right up until the 2021 NFL Draft started. Perpetually perturbed reigning MVP and superstar quarterback Aaron Rodgers reportedly wants out …
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The NFL Draft inches ever closer to reality, and we have reached peak take. Last week, I explored three divisions and the best bets in the NFL Draft to bolster …
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Fresh off his successful hosting of Jeopardy!!!!! Aaron Rodgers expressed plans to create more of a footprint into the game show universe. “I could turn those letters around faster than anyone,” Rodgers …
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Mock 2021 NFL Draft Part 1 Mock 2021 NFL Draft Part 2 Wow! We’ve finally reached the end of our 1-round Mock 2021 NFL Draft! Peachy! For those of you …
Read More If you felt a great disturbance on Sunday, as millions of voices suddenly crying out in terror before being suddenly silenced, it was because Aaron Jones re-signed with the Green …
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2021 Conference Championship Predictions 2021 Conference Championship Predictions Writeups Evan Hoovler, Football Absurdity’s Awesomest Guy Who Was Definitely NOT Left in Charge of Writing His Own Job Title: Conference Championship …
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NFC Championship Game #5 Buccaneers at #1 Packers (O/U 51, GB -3.0) Sunday, January 24, 12:05 PM PST (Fox) Call it Brady-Rodgers I. For the first time, two of the …
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2021 Conference Championships Facts That’s it for 2021 conference championships facts. The next two weeks I’ll have delicious Super Bowl …
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Divisional Playoff Predictions Divisional Playoff Predictions Write-ups Evan Hoovler, Voted “Best Writer in America” by the Hoovler Gratuitous Award Foundation Divisional playoff predictions: Rams at Packers Oh, you sneaky, sneaky …
Read More NFC Divisional Round Matchup: #6 Rams at #1 Packers (O/U 46.5, Packers -7) Saturday, January 16, 1:35 PM PST (Fox) The Rams and Packers are, shockingly, not a frequent playoffs …
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The Green Bay Packers are currently hanging out at home after running roughshod all over the NFC. They ended up with the sole bye week in the NFC after notching …
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Super Bowl 2021 Predictions Super Bowl 2021 Predictions Write-ups Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief Bills over Packers: It was going to be Packers over Chiefs, but then this happened: Think …
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One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is streaming defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding defenses …
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It’s the week of Thanksgiving and I am fussy about the Thursday Night game getting canceled because the Ravens just love getting coronavirus. They love it so much, they should …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that the waiver wire is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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If you are required to start a tight end in your fantasy football league, you probably find yourself questioning the existence of a higher power. On a regular basis, you …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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Oh, man! Injuries! Coronavirus! More injuries! And Rob Gronkowski looking like burnt toast! At least one of these things was unexpected, but in a more real sense, you could see …
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It’s week four, and if you are like the rest of us, you probably have, or have had, a star wide receiver on the shelf. That means you’ve turned to …
Read More The Green Bay Packers did an amazing job of ignoring their biggest need heading into 2020: a second wide receiver. Or did they? They, after all, have the power of …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
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The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eleven (!) fantasy football eligible players went in this round. Wildly enough, we had four quarterbacks, six wide receivers, one …
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The moon is made of green cheese, which is why the 2019 Packers defense seemed to shift like the tides. They made it all the way to the NFC Championship …
Read More Yesterday, we took a look at the NFC West NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlist. The glorified conference call will still take place on April 23 – April 25, meaning that …
Read More As I write this, I sit in the afterglow of the 49ers defeating the Green Bay Packers in the NFC Championship Game. All told, the Packers had a good season. …
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NFC Divisional Round Matchup: Green Bay Packers (13-3) at San Francisco 49ers (13-3) Sunday, January 19, 03:40 PM PST (Fox) Line: San Francisco -7.5, 45.5 O/U Congratulations, if you went …
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Tennessee at Kansas City! Green Bay at San Francisco! What are verbs!? We asked our Football Absurdity staff to weigh in on both of the 2020 NFL Conference Championship games this …
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It’s time for the 2020 AFC and NFC Championship games, and we have all the favorites to be here (except Baltimore). In fact, Tennessee’s monster playoff run has been chock …
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We’re down to 8 teams vying for the Super Bowl. We asked our Football Absurdity staff to weigh in on each of this week’s four exciting NFL divisional round playoff matchups. …
Read More NFC Divisional Round Matchup: Seattle Seahawks (11-5) at Green Bay Packers (13-3) Sunday, January 12, 03:40 PM PST (Fox) The Seahawks beat up (almost literally) on a completely depleted Philadelphia …
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Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief & 49ers Season Ticket Holder 49ers versus Ravens: They already gave us the game of the year. The road to the Super Bowl in the …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Well, it’s week seven of the fantasy football season. You realized that you’ve made a ton of errors in your awful teams, so it’s time to get some good fuzzies …
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This week I’m pinch-hitting (wrong sport, I know) in the Start or Sit columns. This was my baby before I became the primary producer and host of the Football Absurdity Podcast …
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July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …
Read More (Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/keithallison/43964183845 under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/)) As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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The 2019 NFL Draft is in the rearview mirror, and it’s time for the next part of the NFL calendar. That’s right… massive, rampant speculation! They will go through drills …
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2018’s Best Green Bay Packers Fantasy Football Player: Aaron Jones, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Green Bay Packers Fantasy Football Disappointment: Aaron Rodgers, Quarterback 2019 Green Bay Packers Fantasy Football Draft …
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Way Too Early 2019 TE Sleepers It’s almost March, which means it’s almost time for NFL draft season. Before we start oohing and aahing over young men in their underwear, …
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Fantasy Football Week 16: Start or Sit Jimmy Graham, Vance McDonald, or Austin Hooper? It’s the Christmas season, and our lawyers tell us that I can say that, even to …
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Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Jimmy Graham, Vernon Davis, or Blake Jarwin? Chances are, if you’re reading this, you’re in the thick of it. I’m not talking about …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Marques Valdez-Scantling, Christian Kirk, or Corey Davis? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Week 9 WR Sleepers – Danny the Manny Every week at Football Absurdity, we hope to provide you with actionable fantasy football advice. Whether it’s our weekly waiver wire pieces, …
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Start or Sit Aaron Jones in Fantasy Football Week Six? Five weeks of the NFL season are in the books. This means that in most leagues, we have only eight …
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Start or Sit Jimmy Graham The first week of the NFL fantasy football season is in the books, and at this point, you’re either on pace to go undefeated, or …
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Start or Sit Geronimo Allison In this article we answer the question: should you start or sit Geronimo Allison in week two as the Green Bay Packers host the Minnesota …
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Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on NFL betting tips. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try to make …
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If you only want the most polarizing tight end on your team, then this fantasy football Jimmy Graham player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Davante Adams player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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If you are interested in only the best quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Aaron Rodgers player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to the start …
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It’s time we had a talk about Jimmy Graham. The latest Packer tight end we are trying to talk ourselves into is merely the newest in a long line of …
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The Green Bay Packers took a couple running backs in the 2017 NFL Draft, snagging Jamaal Williams and Aaron Jones. This year, they spent all their offensive skill position chips …
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We’ve already taken a look at the offseason of the teams in the AFC West and NFC West. Logically, and not at all random, we are going clockwise through the …
Read MoreYou stand for what is good and right. Not because you chose to, but because it’s always been that way. In fact, questioning the status quo is a foreign language …
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The Green Bay Packers have lost two of their last five seasons due to Aaron Rodgers injuries that caused him to miss about half the season. In 2012, they stormed …
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If I had presented you with the question, “should I start or sit Jordy Nelson this week?” in the first part of the season, you would have told me I …
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There’s a mantra in fantasy football that says “Don’t Sit Your Studs.” The DSYS mentality is extremely prevalent, and useful, given most people tend to overthink matchups and end up …
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Top Five Excuses That Would Get Marshawn Lynch Out of Trouble for Shoving a Ref 1. Thought referee was the American flag 2. Thought referee was the end zone, which …
Read More Do you remember how you used to have hope that you could win a championship? And do you remember when those dreams were broken? For many of you, those dreams …
Read More Week five has come and gone and many zeroes decided to be heroes. Smart fantasy football streamers used these performances to punish their opponents. So let us sit back and …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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The waiver wire options for week five are a testament for just how much went wrong for some teams in week four. Injuries are piling up and if one of …
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Last week’s Thursday Night Football had it all. It was one of the most exciting games all year. A massive rain delay exactly at the end of the first quarter …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is to stream defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding …
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The Packers have been one of the most prolific offenses in the NFL under the guidance of all-timer Aaron Rodgers, and this season is no different. There are a ton …
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