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Things went horribly for the Panthers last season, as they saw the #1 overall pick they traded to the Bears for Bryce Young become Caleb Williams. This happened thanks to …
Read More The Carolina Panthers were an abject mess last season, after leveraging everything to get Bryce Young, and then failing to have the resources to put a competitive team around him. …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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The Matt Rhule experiment is over and anyone with eyes who watched the Carolina Panthers last year is grateful. With Frank Reich taking over, the Panthers had a very clear …
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In the year of our Lord 2022, football fans witnessed a bonafide miracle performed by Brian Daboll. He made Daniel Jones relevant. Brian Daboll won his 2022 Coach of the …
Read More There is a short list of NFL coaches who are already secretly updating their résumés, hoping to find their next life as a panelist on morning pregame shows. One of …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. Now that we’ve finished with …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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The NFC South has a trend, and that trend is “the quarterback room isn’t exactly what we pictured when the season ended.” Much like the Falcons, the Panthers made a …
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Ah, the NFL Draft. The annual tradition where teams make every incoming prospect strip down to their underwear and run around before picking them for dodgeball. Teams will jockey for …
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The Carolina Panthers had themselves a helluva season. Things aren’t going well for a squad when the head coach admits he might use three quarterbacks in a game, and then …
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Cam Newton made his triumphant return to Carolina in week ten. He scored two touchdowns, screamed “I’M BACK” at the cameras, and was able to smirk and say that he …
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Through the first four weeks of the season, we were riding high on Sam Darnold. The most recent release from the Adam Gase Penitentiary for the Criminally Terrible at Football …
Read More The NFL season put (most) of week four in the books, and usually, we get to talk about how we are 25% of the way done with the year. But, …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More The Carolina Panthers did a factory reset on the franchise this offseason, moving Teddy Bridgewater to Denver and trading for much-maligned Jets’ quarterback Sam Darnold. They also moved on from …
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The NFC South hosts four teams that definitely exist. The reigning NFL Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers call the division home, as do the New Orleans Saints. The Panthers and Falcons …
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We spent the entire week feeding analytics into our Super Computer and uppers into our analysts. The result is the most advanced 2021 NFL mock draft you will find without …
Read More It was a new era in Carolina in 2020. They parted ways with long-time head coach Ron Rivera partway through his ninth season. They installed Matt Rhule and his offensive …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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With turkey day screwing up our fantasy sensibilities, we need to figure out which wide receivers we like. Week twelve has some choices that might not appear obvious at first …
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We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
Read More Week 8 is in the books for us NFL fans and as the dust settles we start to see our interest in draft prospects rise. Sure, there’s buzz that the …
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It’s week seven, and every single fantasy football team is in shambles. Well, not every team, but a lot of them! It’s time to plug in the holes in your …
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If you don’t have one of the top-tier quarterbacks on your fantasy roster, it is easy to worry about who you should start. Lucky for you, the only thing more …
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Four weeks are in the books and everything is a disaster! The Titans are having secret practices, Cam Newton still has COVID-19, and Patrick Mahomes might get it any second …
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It is week five of the 2020 NFL season and that means we need to figure out who we should start or sit this week. Now that we have four …
Read More Four weeks are in the books and everything is a disaster! The Titans are having secret practices, Cam Newton still has COVID-19, and Patrick Mahomes might get it any second …
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Four weeks of the NFL are in the books and coronavirus is steadily making its way through the league, threatening the future of the 2020 season everything is great! We …
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The week three waiver wire has run, and you won the lottery! You snagged Mike Davis and Devonta Freeman! Thanks to your favorite website, FootballAbsurdity.com, you already had Joshua Kelley …
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You had the number one pick in the draft, and you confidently sauntered up to the draft room, queued up Christian McCaffrey, and waited for the fantasy bucks to come …
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The Carolina Panthers cleaned house this offseason, getting a new head coach, new offensive coordinator, and new quarterback. Things will undoubtedly change for the Carolina Panthers offense, but there are …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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In three weeks, we will be in the middle of the NFL Draft. This week we’ve taken a trip around the NFC, outlining what positions would be best suited for …
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The NFL Combine is over, and NFL Free Agency doesn’t start for another couple of weeks. We sit, serenely, in this downtime of takes (Mike Florio, as always, excluded). Fortunately …
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The NFL Combine is over, and NFL Free Agency doesn’t start for another couple of weeks. We sit, serenely, in this downtime of takes (Mike Florio, as always, excluded). Fortunately …
Read More Christian, you dead? I am certainly not the first to write about the negative impact of heavy usage on running backs. Hell, I’m probably not even the 101st, but …
Read More The Carolina Panthers had their season fly off the rails pretty quickly. Superstar quarterback Cam Newton played just two games, and a combination of things called “Kyle Allen” and “Will …
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Black Monday 2019 The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. Black Monday marks the end …
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Should I Start or Sit Odell Beckham Jr., Tyler Boyd, or Curtis Samuel in Week 16? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year …
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This week for my start or sit article, I’ll be spotlighting wide receivers ranked around the middle of the pack. I will let you know my thoughts on them, and …
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Tight End Sleepers. The last desperate hope for people anxiously attempting to find a player who can score a touchdown. If you’re here, you’re not proud. Or maybe you are …
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Welcome to the fantasy football playoffs! Things are always changing, so the tight end sleepers article will always be here to help you with your tight end streaming decisions. We …
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Well, well, well. Your fantasy football season didn’t exactly go like you thought. What I’m saying is that you missed your league’s playoffs, and now you’re itching for some more …
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It’s week eleven of the fantasy football season, and you’re opportunities to play daily fantasy football are quickly waning. It’s also starting to be the time of year where your …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, or my waiver wire cheat sheets, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football …
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It’s time for fantasy football week eleven, and half the teams in the league have had to turn to a backup quarterback at this point. Whether you’re an Aaron Rodgers, …
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What follows is a submission from one of our readers, Karl Leslie. Karl was able to bring us this great fantasy football knowledge and insight on his fantasy football trade …
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Week six is here, which means that we’re almost halfway through this fantasy football season. We’ve seen some incredible ups and downs from quarterback, and the attrition at the position …
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I really should start writing this article before I do the DFS challenge in the Football Absurdity Podcast (wherever you can find podcasts!). I would do that if I was …
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Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …
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It’s hard to believe that we’re already on week four of this fantasy football season. Between mono, thumbs, sudden retirements, elbows, feet, clavicles, and chronic Ryan Fitzpatrickness or Eli Manningitis, …
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Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …
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Welcome, desperate masses who lost Drew Brees, or Ben Roethlisberger, or Eli Manning, or (probably) Cam Newton. Egads. At a position where you usually only roster one guy, QB turned …
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July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …
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(Source https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Cam_Newton_(45327735431).jpg under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/deed.en) As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2018’s Best Carolina Panthers Fantasy Football Player: Christian McCaffrey, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Carolina Panthers Fantasy Football Disappointment: Devin Funchess, Wide Receiver 2019 Fantasy Carolina Panthers Football Draft Wishlist: Offensive …
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Devin Funchess moved from the Panthers to the Colts, and will earn up to $13 million dollars for his trouble. Now, before we look at the fantasy football implications of …
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Way Too Early 2019 Fantasy Football QB Busts The Super Bowl is over, and Tom Brady won his sixth ring in nine tries. God is dead, and the 2018 NFL …
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Way Too Early 2019 TE Sleepers It’s almost March, which means it’s almost time for NFL draft season. Before we start oohing and aahing over young men in their underwear, …
Read More Way Too Early 2019 WR Sleepers The Super Bowl is over, and Tom Brady won his sixth Super Bowl. God is dead, and the 2018 NFL season is officially over. …
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Week 16 TE Sleepers I am now sixteen weeks into filling your brain pans with flowery language about generally marginal talent at a fickle position that is mostly touchdown dependent, …
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Start or Sit Cam Newton, Jared Goff, or Tom Brady? It’s the fantasy football finals, and you are completely unsure of your roster, despite it getting you all the way …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 15: Start or Sit Curtis Samuel, Tyler Lockett, or Allen Robinson? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, which means it’s literally win or go home for you and …
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Week 15 WR Sleepers To be honest with you, this isn’t an article you should want to be reading during the fantasy football semifinals. If you’re looking for WR sleepers …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 WR Sleepers It’s the fantasy football playoffs, and I am going to level with you. You probably shouldn’t be looking at this article. If you’re at this point …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 TE Sleepers If you are rolling with TE sleepers in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs, then hats off to you. That’s a ballsy …
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Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Humphries, Sutton, or D.J. Moore? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, fewer people …
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Should you start or sit Adam Humphries, Courtland Sutton, or D.J. Moore in your fantasy football playoffs?
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Week 13 Fantasy Football WR Sleepers The bye weeks are over, so only the truly desperate are searching for WR sleepers at this point. Either that or you’re a savvy …
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Week 12 WR Sleepers – Cash in Your Amendollars It’s week 12, so at this point, you really should have a wide receiver rotation setup and ready to go. However, …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Adrian Peterson, Chris Carson, or LeSean McCoy? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Literally everything went Pittsburgh’s way this evening, except for a James Conner concussion. I usually write this recap when it’s over, but it’s 52-14 right now, and honestly, I don’t …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Ben Watson, Greg Olsen, or Vernon Davis? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 10: Start or Sit Jarvis Landry, Devin Funchess, or Sterling Shepard? Nine weeks are in the books, and fantasy football leagues are starting to take shape heading …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Greg Olsen, David Njoku, or Chris Herndon? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Devin Funchess, DeVante Parker or John Brown? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Tyler Lockett, Devin Funchess, or Marvin Jones? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Cam Newton, Matthew Stafford, or Deshaun Watson? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 7: Start or Sit Greg Olsen, Austin Hooper, or Jordan Reed? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. …
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Week 7 Start or Sit: Jarvis Landry, Devin Funchess, or John Brown? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we …
Read More If you want to spend more time on WebMD than Pro-Football-Reference.com, then this fantasy football Greg Olsen profile is the tight end profile for you. As we gear up to …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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The Carolina Panthers had a bit of a swoon in 2016, but bounced back to the playoffs in 2017. In the 2018 NFL Draft, they drafted only two players at …
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Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try …
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If you love you some PPR backs, then this fantasy football Christian McCaffrey player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
Read More If you are interested in looking as good as your fantasy quarterback plays, then this fantasy football Cam Newton player profile is the makeover you’ve been waiting for. As we …
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The NFC South, as a whole, did nothing. Absolutely nothing of value. They were so boring that the biggest moves were signing a kicker, trading for a guy without hands, …
Read MoreVery conscious of social status and highly driven, Hornet Hurricanes like life fast, showy, and efficient. It’s not good enough to win, you have to look good doing it, then …
Read More The Carolina Panthers just got bounced from the NFL Playoffs, and are now tasked with tearing apart their roster. They must make some tough decisions in this disaster draft to …
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We’ve got 2018 NFL wild card predictions for every single game from every FootballAbsurdity personality: 2018 NFL Wild Card Predictions Kansas City vs Tennessee Waleed Ismail — The Tennessee Titans …
Read More This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Nelson Agholor is the smart fantasy football play. In our week eight wide receiver sit or start counterpoint, I’d like to …
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Week five has come and gone and many zeroes decided to be heroes. Smart fantasy football streamers used these performances to punish their opponents. So let us sit back and …
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Hey baby, Cam here. I’m sure you all heard the Cam man’s apology yesterday, and I meant it. Cam Man, the Superman sometimes says things without thinking, and for that …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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The week five waiver wire is an interesting place to look for wide receivers. Two of the top ten receivers for this past week are available in most leagues. One …
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Week four has come and one and if you played any of the top players from this week, I have to wonder what other terrible decisions you are making in …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Tarik Cohen is the smart fantasy football play. It is hard to fault his logic. I’m a Bears fan, and I …
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We are three weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which wide receiver to put in your lineup. Stefon Diggs helped many teams keep a record number …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, is going back to his week one fantasy football pick of starting Ameer Abdullah. While I own many shares of Ameer Abdullah and like …
Read More This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting J.J. Nelson is the smart fantasy football play. While Jeff may have fallen head over heels for Nelson, I think the …
Read More Who are the 2017 Panthers? Will Christian McCaffery dominate? Will Cam rebound? Will Kelvin Benjamin step away from the buffet long enough to catch a pass? Is Jonathon Stewart going …
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