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The Baltimore Ravens are a fairly straightforward team. Lamar Jackson and Mark Andrews are both studs at their respective positions, and Derrick Henry is a locked and loaded top-15 running …
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The Baltimore Ravens were once again knocked out of the playoffs before reaching the Super Bowl, something that has eluded two-time MVP Lamar Jackson. They addressed their secondary, offensive line, …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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It’s after the Fourth of July, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s …
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Right before the 2023 NFL draft, the Baltimore Ravens answered their most important question by extending Lamar Jackson. The Ravens have been a very frustrating offense to watch the last …
Read More The Baltimore Ravens finished the season with a 10-7 record, a one-and-done playoff appearance where they started Tyler Huntley against division rivals Cincinnati and Joe Burrow, and uncertain futures in …
Read More It is truly the most wonderful time of the NFL year. I can say that as I’ve only had to hear Mariah Carey twice this month (#Blessed). This time of …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the tight …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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The Baltimore Ravens took a step back last season, thanks to an injury to quarterback Lamar Jackson. Then, this draft, their offense took another step back. Wide receiver Marquise Brown …
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We’ve already completed our look around the NFC with the West, East, North and South. Now, we take a look at the AFC. The AFC North is a division in …
Read More The Baltimore Ravens’ season didn’t really go how they had hoped. That’s what happens when you lose your first-string running back, second-string running back, third-string running back, and realize that …
Read More With the NFL season quickly approaching the regular season finale, week fourteen set some teams up with a great opportunity to close the door on their rivals. We typically talk …
Read More Coming into Week 7 with a roster rate of 17.2% on ESPN and 32% on Yahoo, Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Rashod Bateman should be a waiver wire priority ahead of …
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The Baltimore Ravens were supposed to have J.K. Dobbins, Gus Edwards, and Justice Hill this season. Fate intervened, and we ended up with Latavius Murray, Devonta Freeman, Le’Veon Bell and …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More The Baltimore Ravens took two wide receivers with their first five picks in the 2021 NFL Draft. They took Minnesota wide receiver Rashod Bateman in the first round, and followed …
Read More The Baltimore Ravens are at a do-or-die juncture in their franchise. Their star quarterback who has never achieved anything (won and MVP) is about to reach over-the-hill status (he is …
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The NFL Draft’s first two picks were so set in stone that the NFL begged the 49ers to not let their #3 pick leak early. Then, all hell broke loose …
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Earlier this week, we took a look at the AFC West and NFC West 2021 NFL Draft wish lists for our selfish, fantasy football means. We continue our look around …
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Mock 2021 NFL Draft Part 1 Mock 2021 NFL Draft Part 2 Wow! We’ve finally reached the end of our 1-round Mock 2021 NFL Draft! Peachy! For those of you …
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Divisional Playoff Predictions Divisional Playoff Predictions Write-ups Evan Hoovler, Voted “Best Writer in America” by the Hoovler Gratuitous Award Foundation Divisional playoff predictions: Rams at Packers Oh, you sneaky, sneaky …
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AFC Divisional Round Matchup: #5 Ravens at #2 Bills (O/U 50, Bills -2.5) Saturday, January 16, 5:15 PM PST (NBC) The Ravens and the Bills square off in their first …
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2021 Wild Card Predictions We weren’t planning to do write-ups for our 2021 Wild Card predictions, but some of our writers did, anyway. That’s the kind of over-the-top devotion …
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Super Bowl 2021 Predictions Super Bowl 2021 Predictions Write-ups Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief Bills over Packers: It was going to be Packers over Chiefs, but then this happened: Think …
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AFC Wild Card Matchup: #5 Ravens (11-5) at #4 Titans (11-5) Sunday, January 10, 10:05 AM PST (ABC) Redemption? The Empire Strikes Back? Whatever you want to call it, the …
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At this point, no matter what happens, the Baltimore Ravens can’t be excited about their 2020 campaign. As I write this, they are fighting for their playoff lives, one year …
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We made it, folks! It’s the fantasy football finals, and it’s time for our final edition of running back sleepers. What a crazy year it was, with the Titans being …
Read More If you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a running back sleeper. But, if you do, …
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Congratulations. If you’re reading this, it means that you made it to the semi-finals in your fantasy football league. Or it means that you’re taking your consolation bracket extremely seriously. …
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Lamar Jackson was so exciting in 2019 that he the first quarterback taken in most fantasy football leagues this year. Now as we approach the fantasy playoffs, many people are …
Read More It’s the week of Thanksgiving and I am fussy about the Thursday Night game getting canceled because the Ravens just love getting coronavirus. They love it so much, they should …
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It’s time for the Thanksgiving Day games, and with it, a full slate of six teams [update: four teams] to futilely try to pull value from the games. Just like …
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This year, we get our usual triple-tap set of Thanksgiving games, but this year, we don’t have to argue with our uncle about whether or not the change in frequency …
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We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
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Week nine has some of the hardest decisions when it comes to starting a running back. Some of my favorite running backs have bad match-ups, whereas guys with easier schedules …
Read More We’re halfway through the fantasy football season this week! Big congratulations to all of us! We’ve fought injuries, COVID-19, more injuries, SARS-CoV-2, even more injuries, the novel coronavirus, and of …
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More coronavirus! Who would have thought, huh? Anyway, things are a mess right now! To make matters worse, the NFL is spinning up the bye weeks. Oh boy, that means …
Read More Four weeks are in the books and everything is a disaster! The Titans are having secret practices, Cam Newton still has COVID-19, and Patrick Mahomes might get it any second …
Read More It seemed to be a fait accompli that the Ravens end up as at least the AFC Champions last year. They went 14-2, vanquishing strong foes like the Houston Texans, …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
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We’ve gone through twenty teams sorting out which positions we hope they look towards in the 2020 NFL Draft to best bolster our fantasy football leagues. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, …
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The Cleveland Browns signed former Atlanta Falcons’ tight end Austin Hooper away on the first day of legal tampering. In order to fill that hole in the offense, the Falcons …
Read More The NFL Combine is over, and NFL Free Agency doesn’t start for another couple of weeks. We sit, serenely, in this downtime of takes (Mike Florio, as always, excluded). Fortunately …
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We’re down to 8 teams vying for the Super Bowl. We asked our Football Absurdity staff to weigh in on each of this week’s four exciting NFL divisional round playoff matchups. …
Read More AFC Divisional Round Matchup: Tennessee Titans (10-6) at Baltimore Ravens (14-2) Saturday, January 11, 05:15 PM PST (CBS) The Tennessee Titans rid of us of one dynasty, but can they …
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Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief & 49ers Season Ticket Holder 49ers versus Ravens: They already gave us the game of the year. The road to the Super Bowl in the …
Read More The 2019 season went pretty much best-case-scenario for the fantasy football options on the Baltimore Ravens. Lamar Jackson singlehandedly won people’s fantasy football finals. As for the Ravens, they secured …
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Each week I will be discussing the funniest football happenings that take place in the NFL. All the hoopla of the players, crowds, and referees will be under my absurdity …
Read More Should I Start or Sit Mark Ingram, Phillip Lindsay, or Devin Singletary in Week 14? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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It’s week eleven of the fantasy football season, and you’re opportunities to play daily fantasy football are quickly waning. It’s also starting to be the time of year where your …
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It’s week ten of the fantasy football season, and you’re opportunities to play daily fantasy football are quickly waning. It’s also starting to be the time of year where your …
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Should I Start Le’Veon Bell, Nick Chubb, or Mark Ingram in Week 10 This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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I’m going to level with you. There aren’t many great running back sleeper candidates this week, so I hit you all with a pivot in the sleepers series. First, an …
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Week one is here, and that means agonizing over every single fantasy football position. We hope to help you make at least one of those decisions a little easier. Below, …
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It’s always difficult to find guys who have low ownership in fantasy football leagues for these sleeper pieces. The incessant need to roster handcuffs (and handcuffs to handcuffs) usually has …
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The 2019 NFL Draft is in the rearview mirror, and it’s time for the next part of the NFL calendar. That’s right… massive, rampant speculation! They will go through drills …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eight fantasy football eligible players went in this round, and three of them were quarterbacks. Two of them were tight …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Lamar Jackson, Quarterback 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Alex Collins, Running Back 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Wide Receiver Last year was a weird one …
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2019 NFL Wild Card Predictions We know it’s a week late but we think the song that should kick off the NFL playoffs is ‘It’s the most wonderful time of …
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Week 16 QB Sleepers It’s the fantasy football finals, which means you have more cajones than anyone on earth to be checking out QB sleepers. Nevertheless, we are here to …
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Week fifteen and all the running backs are dead. All the running backs that got you to the playoffs are dead. What is a man to do? That is where …
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Week 15 QB Sleepers To be honest with you, this isn’t an article you should want to be reading during the fantasy football semifinals. If you’re looking for QB sleepers …
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Week 15 RB Sleepers To be honest with you, this isn’t an article you should want to be reading during the fantasy football semifinals. If you’re looking for RB sleepers …
Read More Start or Sit Josh Allen, Dak Prescott, or Lamar Jackson? It’s the fantasy football semifinals, and every start or sit decision could mean the last fantasy decision you make for …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 QB Sleepers If you are rolling with QB sleepers in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs, then hats off to you. That’s a ballsy …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 TE Sleepers If you are rolling with TE sleepers in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs, then hats off to you. That’s a ballsy …
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Week 13 Fantasy Football RB Sleepers The bye weeks are over, so only the truly desperate are searching for RB sleepers at this point. Either that or you’re a savvy …
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Week 13 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers The bye weeks are over, so only the truly desperate are searching for QB sleepers at this point. Either that or you’re a savvy …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Austin Ekeler, Gus Edwards, or Lamar Miller? It’s week 13, which means for many of us it is a de facto week one …
Read More Week 12 QB Sleepers – L’Amour Lamar Welcome, Jared Goff and Patrick Mahomes owners! Hello, fools who believed Ryan Fitzpatrick was the answer! Football Absurdity’s week 12 QB sleepers list …
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Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Marlon Mack, Gus Edwards, or Josh Adams? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Week 11 QB Sleepers Every week, we highlight QB sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Alex Collins, Doug Martin, or Peyton Barber? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Week 9 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers – Hey, Darnold! Every week at Football Absurdity, we hope to provide you with actionable fantasy football advice. Whether it’s our weekly waiver wire …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Alex Collins, Tevin Coleman, or Peyton Barber? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Devin Funchess, DeVante Parker or John Brown? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Mitchell Trubisky, or Joe Flacco? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 7 QB Sleepers After this week, everyone will be at least halfway done with the fantasy football regular season. This is also the fourth bye week that …
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Week 7 Start or Sit: Jarvis Landry, Devin Funchess, or John Brown? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we …
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Week 7 Start or Sit: Mayfield, Flacco, or Goff Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we have found that …
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Start or Sit Joe Flacco in Fantasy Football Week Five? It’s week four, and that means that the fantasy football season is already at its quarter pole. Even though that’s …
Read More The NFL’s second presentation of Thursday Night Football for the 2018 season seemed destined to be a second-half snooze fest. A.J. Green scored three touchdowns in the first seventeen minutes …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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If you are wondering whether your running back has beaten back his competition, then this fantasy football Alex Collins player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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If you have ever questioned the elite play of your quarterback, then this fantasy football Joe Flacco player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
Read More The Baltimore Ravens drafted a whole mess of fantasy football eligible players in the 2018 NFL Draft (five of them). Despite the high number of players drafted to these positions, …
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The AFC North was a peculiar division pre-draft this year. The Cleveland Browns did almost all of the heavy lifting in terms of moves made. The rest of the teams …
Read MoreLike the Pelican Wave personality type, the Baltimore personality is best described as a giant wall of attacking birds. Oriole Blasts have a great devotion to rules and order. Often …
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The Baltimore Ravens are likely giddy at the prospect of a disaster draft, with the ability to potentially shed a disastrous couple of contracts off of their books. Namely: Joe …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, is singing the praises of Benjamin Watson. This may be the first and last time this year that anyone cares about Benjamin Watson. We …
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The Baltimore Ravens had one of the most prolific PPR fantasy football commodities last season in Dennis Pitta. Pitta continued his sad career of high highs and low lows brought …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Coby Fleener is the smart fantasy football play. I’m not going to lie, I love a lot of his points. Coby …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Chris Hogan is about to ascend to saintly numbers. While he makes some interesting points on why Chris Hogan is an …
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Before last season, Jeremy Maclin was one of the most solid and consistent fantasy football wide receiver options out there. He missed all of 2013, but between 2010 and 2015, …
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The Baltimore Ravens have been extremely snake-bitten and 2017 is lost before it even started. They’ve lost more people for the season than the Boston Alt-Right Rally even had holed …
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