THfantaC ANNOUNCEMENT!

Tony got sick and tired of the Football Absurdity Podcast’s takes on D.J. Moore, and took his ball and went home. Please let him get some Dude Wipes money. You …

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Episode 139: London Calling

The gang gets together on ladies’ night to discuss overloaded paper plates, NFL player-themed restaurants, and Shane overdoses on Falcons hype!

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Episode 136.5: “Derek Carr QB1”

Derek Dallas Carr (born March 28, 1991) is an American football quarterback for the New Orleans Saints of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Fresno …

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Episode 124: COMBINE DAY

It’s the THfantaC Fantasy Analyst Combine: listen to your favorite analysts compete in a series of drills, plus some prospect talk, home invasion, and Grounded for Life discourse!

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Episode 121: “Slap Jesus”

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to try for some of that Dana White money, talk about the longest missed field goals in NFL history, and throw a single …

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Episode 119: “Dick King”

Our Super Bowl preview episode features Shane’s one-year anniversary on the pod, Ryan’s one-year accident anniversary, a celebration of Tony’s grandpa, TWO Ross Dwelley references, and we take aim at …

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Episode 115: “Diamond Jim”

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig discuss the Wildcard Round, fired coaches, the backing band for Alanis Morissette, and present the First Annual THfantaC Awards!

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112: “Speedy Weedy”

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony bring the holiday cheer! The team gets together to discuss Christmas trees, skyline chili, and getting buried in a tube!

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Episode 111: “TV Party”

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss Survivor, Steven Seagal: Lawman, Dog the Bounty Hunter, White Chicks, and talk a little ball as well

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Episode 94: “GeEGDEraphy”

The boys get together to finish their summer research projects with the Rams and Dolphins, slander a beloved rock and roll icon, and debut a new segment!

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Episode 91.5: “Back to Soundcloud”

The crew covers the Lions and 49ers, eagerly awaiting our inevitable dismissal from Football Absurdity. [EDITOR’S NOTE: The views expressed in this episode regarding the San Francisco 49ers are solely …

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Episode 90: “Paup Smear”

The crew meets up to traumatize Tony with BJ Raji’s hula dance, throw it back to some old school football, and discuss the generational curse laid at the feet of …

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Episode 89.5: “Vomit Soup”

Shane talks Bears, Tony has the Ravens, and we ask the most important fantasy football question of the off-season: who gets the vacated Demarcus Robinson targets???

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Episode 61: “JSTOR”

Ryan, Craig, and Tony get together to have several tapas-style plates of football history, build a superflex lineup, and proclaim a Kadarious Toney Watch on the horizon.  

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Episode 56: “Mundt Cake”

Ryan, Tony, and Craig meet up for a secret session to discuss Guatemalan football players, trade deadline fallout, and for the first time, we have sponsors! Use promo code “NATHANIELHACKETT” …

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Episode 55: “Blood”

Ryan, Tony, and Craig meet up to discuss their all-time favorite mid-tier tight ends, brag about last week’s Superflex win, tell two crazy stories from football history, and give you …

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Episode 54: “Horns Omitted”

On a special THfantaC After Hours episode, Ryan, Craig, and Tony meet to discuss wrestling in the territories, The Gritz Blitz, Daniel Bellinger, and gloat over cashing hard last week …

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Episode 50: “Smoko”

Ryan, Tony, and Craig come back together for our 50th episode! This week’s topics include cricket, Matt Ryan, dysentery, and a lot of Kyle Pitts talk.

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Episode 49: Torts the Cat

Tony went from solo to a full house this week with the return of Ryan and Craig, with VERY special guest Waleed Ismail! We get together to crown RBs as …

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Episode 48: Dick Lippin’

Ryan and Craig are off the grid, so it’s a solo Tony show this week! Mobbed up NFL defensive backs of the 1960s, plant your flag day, and reactions to …

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Episode 46: Mid-Level WRs BUSTIN

The boys meet up to get canceled for libel regarding the ’85 Bears, talk about bench construction for your fantasy rosters, and reveal Ryan’s early deep TE DFS plays for …

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Episode 45: “The Cool Episode”

Ryan, Craig, and Tony meet up to answer listener mail and then discuss some preseason snap counts, ibuprofen overdoses, kicker and defense strategies, and the brothers Cook.  

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Episode 44: Negative Nineteen

Ryan, Craig, and Tony join forces to discuss real preseason football, make fun of the Giants, and condense 16 weeks of research into bite size takes for your auditory pleasure. …

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Episode 40: The McLaurin Candidate

Ryan, Craig, and Tony convene to discuss the Commanders, Giants, Bills, and Jets. This week: Giants WR rushing stats, football players acting as themselves in movies, and Mike Alstott!  

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Episode 39: A Wrap on the West

Ryan, Tony, and Craig meet up to talk fantasy outlooks for the 49ers, Cardinals, Chiefs, and Broncos, drink 64 ounces of Vitamin Water, and establish the betting line on the …

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Episode 35. The Big Hurt

Ryan, Craig, and Tony are joined by our pal Shane for a bit of a meta-analysis on playing fantasy, and then a discussion of male vitality pills, 1940s NFL players, …

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