Podcast: THfantaC

Ryan is off the grid, so the boys are joined by Waleed Ismail of Football Absurdity to talk about Baker Mayfield, Kyren Williams, and Antonio Cromartie! Commercial music provided once …

The crew gets together to talk DFS, Meriwether Lewis’ death, Vietnamese communities in Alabama, and light a candle for Christian Kirk!

The boys get together to recap TNF, Becker, Japanese war crimes, and build a DFS lineup for Sunday!

The team links up to talk SWATing, COVID, Johnny Manziel, and BS High!

The boys talk fantasy landmines, bet some unders, and talk sausage patties, security deposits, and cellmates!

The team gets together to talk about huffing air duster, AJ Brown being a badass, and then we created the ultimate survival pack of fantasy players!

The boys get together to finish their summer research projects with the Rams and Dolphins, slander a beloved rock and roll icon, and debut a new segment!

Ryan and Shane discuss the Panthers and Jaguars while Tony defends his intelligence.

The team meets to break down the Vikings, discuss the power of a 59-year-old man’s right hook, and break down the one cool thing Pearl Jam ever did.

The crew talks the Jets and Bills, with a significant chunk of time devoted to Lord RayEl’s favorite QB, Aaron Rodgers!

The team meets to discuss the Titans, fall into numerology with Lord RayEl, and order a special triple cheeseburger!

The crew covers the Lions and 49ers, eagerly awaiting our inevitable dismissal from Football Absurdity. [EDITOR’S NOTE: The views expressed in this episode regarding the San Francisco 49ers are solely …

The crew gets together to ALMOST agree with Art Modell, discuss Ahmad Rashad’s conversion to Islam, and profile the Arizona Cardinals!

The team meets to go in-depth on Cleveland and Cincinnati. Is Ja’Marr Chase WR1 overall? Is Joe Burrow about to ascend to an unearthly plane? Jerome Ford’s pass blocking is …

The crew meets up to traumatize Tony with BJ Raji’s hula dance, throw it back to some old school football, and discuss the generational curse laid at the feet of …

Shane talks Bears, Tony has the Ravens, and we ask the most important fantasy football question of the off-season: who gets the vacated Demarcus Robinson targets???

The gang meets to discuss manslaughter, Marcedes Lewis, and try not to dunk TOO hard on Josh McDaniels as the Raiders are previewed.

The Cowboys and Commanders are profiled. Where does Tony Pollard finish in 2023? Could a loving God allow for the Commanders to keep existing?  

The crew gets together to talk Tim Tebow, question Tony Romo’s genealogy, and Shane covers the Broncos.

The crew previews the Saints and Falcons. Love yourself as hard as Ryan loves Derek Carr. 

The crew is back for a 2023 Packers preview, taking kids hiking in the woods, giving housing to families, and beating the Cowboys while on work release. \

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig keep the train moving by proclaiming AJ Brown as WR1, make some bold Zach Charbonnet takes, and slander anyone who gets in the way.

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig get together to preview the Kansas City Chiefs, try to get free Tim Horton’s, and talk a little Rush

Ryan and Shane enlighten Tony and Craig about the Giants and Colts! Disclaimer: Shane’s rant is Not Safe for Casuals. We also discuss Daniel Bellinger shirtless pics and use Sam …

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk special teams, a dangerous ride to the liquor store, and try to uncancel Dilbert (but not really). The Pittsburgh Steelers are previewed!

Shane talks Mac Jones griddy over/unders, and Tony goes to Herbert Town in the thrilling conclusion to our first week of 2023 team previews!

The team meets to discuss Antonio Brown’s Hall of Fame chances, ask who really killed Kurt Cobain, and share Ryan’s Tampa Bay team preview!

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to talk the USFL, King of the Hill, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Colonel Mustard.

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig convene to talk residential homes for wayward youth, the Jacksonville Jaguars, and term limits for judges!

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig celebrate over $400 in donations to the Trevor Project, talk abandoned baby Hall of Famers, and question Derek Carr’s paternity!

On the eve of our Scouting Guide release, Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig get together to talk: the Ken Griffey Jr of World War 2, battle royale etiquette, and the …

Join the boys as we chat about the first three rounds of the NFL Draft and the resulting fantasy implications! Join us for some rapid reactions and a rare Tony …

It’s our second annual 420 episode! This week we talk Saved by the Bell, Jameson Williams, and give you 32 THC influenced takes for the upcoming season. “Shrooms” by Blunt …

The boys are joined by Hunter to talk the THfantaC rookie mock 1.0, Mick Foley’s ear, and geography. 

The boys are back in town for a discussion of the film Black Sunday, some dynasty buys and sells, and a violent jewelry store robbery.

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig join up to talk airplanes, break a blockbuster dynasty trade, and go all in on Anthony Richardson.

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig get together to talk the Italian Hall of Fame, German football, and introduce a new segment!

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig convene for a discussion on true crime, Baker Mayfield, and the Grand Ole Opry!

Did something happen Friday? I heard something about a trade, but I don’t remember what it was.

The THFantaC A-Team gets together to talk boils, burgers, and backfields!

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk Mattress Firms, rookie tight ends that are guaranteed to be the next Kyle Pitts, and throw the FBI off their scent. 

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony all get together to discuss car accidents, not paying for cocaine, Tapout shirts, and rebuilding a dynasty roster!  

Ryan has been put on the temporary IL by the team, so Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk 2023 dynasty rookie prospects, Tua missing open WRs, and deny …

Ryan, Tony, and Craig meet to talk Russian classical music, trick catches, 27 surgeries, and Travis Kelce.  

Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to talk about pre-season rankings, punters who run, and The Hogs.

Dem Boys sit down to talk suppositories, project landing spots for free agent QBs and RBs, and discuss the 3 greatest Big Man moments in football history!  

Ryan, Tony, and Craig talk 66, hint at the future Jokerfication of Derek Carr, and call back their top 3 hits and misses from the offseason. Ryan has been Jaguarpilled …

Ryan, Tony, and Craig convene to chat about 44-year-old Vinny Testaverde, Toy Story sequels, and leaving the hospital after losing 30 pounds!

Ryan, Tony, and Craig meet for the last time in 2022 to discuss Teddy Bridgewater, punching a casket, but not Teddy Bridgewater punching a casket!

Ryan, Tony, and Craig bundle up and talk Superflex, Blazing Saddles, Kirk Cousins, and take another trip in the DecisionBot 420000.

Ryan, Tony, and Craig join forces to talk toilets, the slowest 25-yard touchdown ever, and pick a deep TE and RB for your DFS slates!

Ryan, Craig, and Tony get together to have several tapas-style plates of football history, build a superflex lineup, and proclaim a Kadarious Toney Watch on the horizon.  

Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to talk about smoking cigars and cigarettes at the same time, get political, and build an optimal DFS lineup!  

Ryan, Tony, and Craig celebrate some old NFL players, teach you how to beat a human investment screening, and get medicinal!

Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to remember some guys, bet on 2023 bounceback candidates, find some cheap DFS plays, and build a Superflex lineup so good it might as …

Ryan, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss Al Bundy, getting kidnapped in Australia, Evan Engram, and debut a new show on the THfantaC network!

Ryan, Tony, and Craig meet up for a secret session to discuss Guatemalan football players, trade deadline fallout, and for the first time, we have sponsors! Use promo code “NATHANIELHACKETT” …

Ryan, Tony, and Craig meet up to discuss their all-time favorite mid-tier tight ends, brag about last week’s Superflex win, tell two crazy stories from football history, and give you …

On a special THfantaC After Hours episode, Ryan, Craig, and Tony meet to discuss wrestling in the territories, The Gritz Blitz, Daniel Bellinger, and gloat over cashing hard last week …

Ryan, Craig, and Tony meet up to discuss some legendary former Centers, talk shit about the Rams, and assemble a 3 pack of bad tight ends you can play in …

Ryan, Craig, and Tony meet to ask deep existential questions about the Colts, Jared Goff, gas stations, and true crime!

Ryan, Craig, and Tony meet up to talk Idiocracy, Mark Sanchez, create a DFS super lineup, and the return of RYAN’S STONE COLD, MID TIER TE OF THE WEEK

Ryan, Tony, and Craig come back together for our 50th episode! This week’s topics include cricket, Matt Ryan, dysentery, and a lot of Kyle Pitts talk.

Tony went from solo to a full house this week with the return of Ryan and Craig, with VERY special guest Waleed Ismail! We get together to crown RBs as …

Ryan and Craig are off the grid, so it’s a solo Tony show this week! Mobbed up NFL defensive backs of the 1960s, plant your flag day, and reactions to …

Ryan, Craig, and Tony meet to discuss former NFL players on LinkedIn, group homes run by NFL Hall of Famers, and most importantly: AJ Brown.

The boys meet up to get canceled for libel regarding the ’85 Bears, talk about bench construction for your fantasy rosters, and reveal Ryan’s early deep TE DFS plays for …

Ryan, Craig, and Tony meet up to answer listener mail and then discuss some preseason snap counts, ibuprofen overdoses, kicker and defense strategies, and the brothers Cook.  

Ryan, Craig, and Tony join forces to discuss real preseason football, make fun of the Giants, and condense 16 weeks of research into bite size takes for your auditory pleasure. …

In episode 43, Ryan, Craig, and Tony get together to finish the offseason recap episodes through a discussion of the Steelers, Lions, Bengals, and Bears!  

Ryan, Craig, and Tony reunite to talk Ravens, Browns, Packers, Vikings, Aaron Rodgers playing barefoot, and assault on the football field!

Ryan, Craig, and Tony convene to discuss the Dolphins, Patriots, Cowboys, Eagles, Ginger Ale, Glen Rice’s sex life, and bad preseason prop bet.

Ryan, Craig, and Tony convene to discuss the Commanders, Giants, Bills, and Jets. This week: Giants WR rushing stats, football players acting as themselves in movies, and Mike Alstott!  

Ryan, Tony, and Craig meet up to talk fantasy outlooks for the 49ers, Cardinals, Chiefs, and Broncos, drink 64 ounces of Vitamin Water, and establish the betting line on the …

Ryan, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss the Rams, Chargers, Raiders, Seahawks, fireworks, jazz, shame, and statistical aberrations!

Ryan, Tony, repeat guest Shane, and Craig link up to talk Panthers, Jaguars, Buccaneers, Texans, preventing teenagers from drinking, and “Mr. Touchdown.”

Ryan, Craig, and Tony gather to discuss fantasy prospects for the Falcons, Saints, Colts, and Titans. Plus, Ryan makes his hottest take of the offseason!

Ryan, Craig, and Tony are joined by our pal Shane for a bit of a meta-analysis on playing fantasy, and then a discussion of male vitality pills, 1940s NFL players, …

Ryan is on sabbatical this week, so Tony and Craig are joined by Football Absurdity co-founder Evan Hoovler for a discussion on salary cap/bidding leagues, rookies strategies in re-draft, and …

Ryan, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss the AFC and NFC North in our last mega offseason episode! Join us for a collective roasting of Wisconsin and the Cleveland Browns. …

Ryan, Tony, and Craig discuss the teams of the AFC and NFC East! Guaranteed to be more fun than working or playing for Joe Judge!

Ryan, Tony, and Craig sit down and preview the teams of the AFC and NFC West and have Super Bowl predictions along the way. Enjoy our second of four XXL …

Ryan, Tony, and Craig gather to discuss the offseasons from the teams of the AFC and NFC South. Ryan bets on Jacksonville, and Tony likes Atlanta for some reason? This …

Ryan, Tony, and Craig discuss fallout from a wild draft, the best rookie WR landing spots, veterans with their stock rising, and Jared Goff’s odds for NFL MVP!

In this episode: Ryan, Tony, and Craig go international and discuss Sammy Watkins, energy crystals, a mock draft, and Tony’s top 12 rookies! Join us, and make sure to get …

Ryan, Tony, and Craig reunite to discuss the heaviest of the deep sleepers, play a game of Would You Rather, and pay our respects to both Dwayne Haskins and a …

Ryan, Tony, and Craig investigate potential sleepers at tight end and wide receiver in the upcoming NFL Draft, and then review a dynasty rookie draft from Fantasy Six Pack.