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Fantasy Football 2023

Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 116: “Fishing Hall of Fame”

January 20, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig and Tony get together to talk about short running backs, the divisional round, Julius Thomas, and Chinese food!

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Playoffs / Podcasts

THfantaC Podcast Episode 115: “Diamond Jim”

January 13, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig discuss the Wildcard Round, fired coaches, the backing band for Alanis Morissette, and present the First Annual THfantaC Awards!

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2024 Playoffs / Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Gambling

Degenerate’s Gambit: Wildcard Weekend Lines with Tony

January 13, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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Crossover Event of the Century / Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast x THfantaC Podcast: 2023-24 Season Wrap Roundtable

January 6, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Craig, Shane, Ryan, Walker Kelly, Waleed Ismail, Josh Chuboff, Evan Hoovler, and Tony. That’s a lot of people, but we managed to review the season, got Ryan to recommit to Derek …

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2023 Week 17 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Week 17 Preview! AKA “Knuck if You Buck Consensus”

December 30, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko temporarily bring back the start-sit Wednesday episodes in an OOPS ALL START & SIT edition of the week seventeen preview. for our final regular season …

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2023 Week 17 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 113: “Parts Unknown”

December 30, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Craig, and Tony get together to defend Russ Wilson, deny a dead man the Comeback Player of the Year Award, and talk about Don Draper’s hog!

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2023 Week 17 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 17 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

December 30, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 17 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Fantasy Football Week 17 Streaming Defenses: Grit Your Teeth and Bear It

December 29, 2023December 28, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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2023 Week 17 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 17 Fantasy Football Sleepers: More Like Jarrett Stud-Ham

December 28, 2023December 29, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We made it! It’s week seventeen, and the end of the fantasy football season. It’s been a wild ride, as we’ve seen sleepers graduate into must-start guys (Rashee Rice, Isaiah …

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AJ Dillon Green Bay Packers Quadzilla
2023 Week 16 / 2023 Week 17 / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 17 Cut List: The Last Cut is the Deepest

December 26, 2023December 26, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s the fantasy football finals, and if you’re like me, you’re once again dominating the Football Absurdity Writer’s league. Oh, what’s that? Only 2 people are in those finals? Sorry …

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2023 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 112: “Speedy Weedy”

December 23, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony bring the holiday cheer! The team gets together to discuss Christmas trees, skyline chili, and getting buried in a tube!

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2023 Week 16 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2023

Week Sixteen Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Bearly Any Other Options

December 23, 2023December 26, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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2023 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

2023 Week 16 Preview! AKA “Big & Good, Too Big & Too Wide”

December 23, 2023December 23, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

\Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 15 action, talk the stinky doodoo Saints quarterback, and talk the Bozometer of some games this week. Check out our YouTube channel every …

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2023 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 16 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

December 22, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football 2023 Week 16 Start or Sit: Trevor Lawrence, Mr. Unlimited, DeAndre Hopkins, & More!

December 22, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

The holidays can be a very special and also very stressful time of the year. So can the fantasy playoffs. I’m here to ease that stress for you with some …

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2023 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 16 Fantasy Football Sleepers: Jake Browning and Parker Washington, Just Like We All Drew it Up

December 22, 2023December 21, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s time! The fantasy football semi-finals are here, and of course, you don’t need any help. After all, we didn’t have massive duds from erstwhile studs last week, and nobody …

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2023 Week 15 / 2023 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

2023 Week 15 Cut List: On the Hunt for Better Options

December 19, 2023December 17, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We are through the first round of the fantasy football playoffs, and there’s no room left for sentimentality. There are two rounds left, and that means that it’s time to …

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2023 Week 15 / 2023 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Fantasy Football Week 16 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet: San Francisco 49ers Legend Trey Sermon

December 19, 2023December 19, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week fifteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and if you’ve made it this far, congratulations. You have done the hard part. You made the playoffs. If you didn’t …

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Tua Tagovailoa
2023 Week 15 / 2023 Week 16 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 15 Absurdity Check: Ty Chandler, Tua Tagovailoa & Stefon Diggs

December 18, 2023December 19, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s the first round of the fantasy football playoffs, and despite mostly everything calcifying lately, injuries, poor performances, good performances, and the general weirdness that surrounds the NFL have us …

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2023 Week 15 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 111: “TV Party”

December 16, 2023December 17, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss Survivor, Steven Seagal: Lawman, Dog the Bounty Hunter, White Chicks, and talk a little ball as well

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2023 Week 15 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Week 15 Fantasy Football Preview AKA “Don’t Go Chasing Wallerfalls”

December 15, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 15 action and talk the TNF shellacking Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on …

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2023 Week 15 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 15 Fantasy Football Sleepers: Kraft, Single (Digit Rostership)

December 15, 2023December 17, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

I truly, truly, truly hope that you do not need this article, not at this point in the season. The playoffs are set, and if you’re reading this, then congratulations …

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2023 Week 15 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 15 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

December 15, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 15 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 15 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Fine, Start the Bears, Sure. Why Not.

December 14, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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2023 Week 15 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

2023 Fantasy Football Week 15 Cut List: Slim Pickens

December 12, 2023December 12, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Fourteen weeks of the fantasy football season are in the books. It feels like just yesterday that we were all panicking about David Montgomery getting too many rushing attempts compared …

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2023 Week 15 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

2023 Fantasy Football Week 15 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet

December 12, 2023December 11, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week fourteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and this is where boys become men. All your hard work drafting has been for naught. Your roster has taken its …

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Kyle Pitts Atlanta Falcons
2023 Week 14 / 2023 Week 15 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

Fantasy Football 2023 Week 15 Absurdity Check: The Falcons, Joe Flacco & Rashee Rice

December 11, 2023December 10, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The fantasy football regular season is (mostly) in the books, pending the schedule makers making a mistake and not really admitting it and having two Monday Night Football games, randomly, …

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Mt. Passmore Gerald Everett
2023 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 14 Fantasy Football Sleepers: If I Put Gerald Everett in Here Enough, I Will Eventually Be Correct

December 9, 2023December 9, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week fourteen is here! And while you really should have your lineup squared away, it’s okay if you don’t. After all, I thought I had my health squared away and …

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Dallas Goedert Philadelphia Eagles Tight End Waiver Wire start or sit
2023 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 14 Start or Sit: Jared Goff, Alexander Mattison, Rashee Rice & More!

December 9, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Hel-looo everybody and welcome back to the Football Absurdity start/sit article. I’m your host Walker Kelly here with my co-hosts… wait, sorry. I turned into Jeff for a moment there. …

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2023 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 14 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: I Bearly Have More Puns Left

December 9, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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2023 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2023 Week 14 Preview AKA “Rolling Cole at Safeways”

December 9, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 14 action & talk The Backup Bowl on Thursday Night Football and run a go route on 4th and …

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2023 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 110: “Famous Godfather”

December 9, 2023December 9, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

The guys get together to talk about Week 14 matchups, the XFL, corn corn-flavored ice cream, and ponder a full face turn!

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Jalen Hurts Philadelphia Eagles HEADER IMAGE
2023 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 14 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

December 9, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 13 / 2023 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

2023 Week 14 Fantasy Football Cut List: Stuck in Tank Hell

December 5, 2023December 5, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

With a wild and woolly Monday Night Football finishing the week the way we hoped it would when we first saw it on the schedule (C.J. Beathard versus Jake Browning). …

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Mt. Passmore Gerald Everett
2023 Week 13 / 2023 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

2023 Fantasy Football Week 14 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet

December 5, 2023December 5, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week thirteen of the 2023 NFL season is over and the culling has begun. You almost made it to the playoffs before the critical injury hit, but that is not …

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Patrick Mahomes Kansas City Chiefs
2023 Week 13 / 2023 Week 14 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 13 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Nico Collins, Patrick Mahomes, Ezekiel Elliott & More!

December 4, 2023December 4, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week 13 was a lot of fun! And I’m not just saying this because my 49ers took the Eagles behind the woodshed to the tune of six-straight touchdowns all because …

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2023 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 13 Preview AKA “I Got an A in Pre-Algebra!”

December 2, 2023December 2, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 13 action & talk an actually fun Thursday Night Football game! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and …

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Cooper Kupp Los Angeles Rams
2023 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Fantasy Football Week 13 Start or Sit: Baker Mayfield, Devin Singletary, Cooper Kupp & More!

December 2, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Hey everyone! Still recognize me? I took a weekend off for the holiday (and because the plethora of weekday games left me very few options for this article), but I’m …

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2023 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 109: “The Gooners”

December 2, 2023December 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig are joined by our pal Hunter S to talk unions, pizza rolls, and the Dick Bong Memorial Airport!

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2023 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 12 Fantasy Football Sleepers: Low Key Hiding in a Byepocalypse

December 2, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The last big bye week is here, with week thirteen bringing forth a second byepocalypse, knocking numerous big-name players off of our rosters with our fantasy seasons sitting in the …

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2023 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 13 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

December 2, 2023December 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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NFC Wild Card Aaron Donald Streaming Defenses Los Angeles Rams
2023 Week 13 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 13 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Does a Bears Fan Stream in the Woods?

December 2, 2023December 2, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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Tyler Boyd Cincinnati Bengals
2023 week 12 / 2023 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

2023 Week 13 Fantasy Football Cut List: Tyler Goodbye-d

November 28, 2023November 28, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week twelve was a mess. Everybody seemingly had a terrible game that was in your lineup, and everyone on your bench seemed to ball out. With the fantasy waiver wire …

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2023 week 12 / 2023 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

2023 Fantasy Football Week 13 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet

November 28, 2023November 28, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week twelve of the 2023 NFL season is over and now we are on to lucky number week thirteen. It has to be lucky because everyone you have ever loved …

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Najee Harris Pittsburgh Steelers
2023 week 12 / 2023 Week 13 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 10 Absurdity Check: Downs with the Pittsness

November 27, 2023November 26, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week twelve is mostly in the books, and except for the instant classic Bills-Eagles game… this week mostly sucked. I’m not going to pussy foot around, it was a bad …

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2023 week 12 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 12 Preview/Thanksgiving Review AKA “More Like Threea Turnovervailoa” AKA “We Need to Find Something Better” AKA “Poop From A Colostomy Bag”

November 25, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week 12 action & talk turkey and Black Friday football! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take …

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NFC Wild Card Aaron Donald Streaming Defenses Los Angeles Rams
2023 week 12 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 12 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: In Which A Bears Fan Overcorrects

November 25, 2023November 25, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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2023 week 12 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 12 Fantasy Football Sleepers: Odell Beckham, Robert Woods & More of 2018’s Hottest Players

November 25, 2023November 25, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s Thanksgiving week, and I’m thankful that we don’t have to dip into streaming players. It isn’t a great week for sleepers, as very few players available in at least …

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myles garrett cleveland browns
2023 week 12 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 12 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

November 25, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 week 12 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 108: “Bozometer Feat. Walker Kelly”

November 25, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony and Craig are joined by Walker Kelly from Football Absurdity to talk about year two breakouts, The Grey Cup, Point Break, and Kenny Omega!

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Joe Burrow Welcome to the Cincinnati Bengals
2023 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

2023 Fantasy Football Week 12 Cut List

November 21, 2023November 21, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Eleven weeks of football action are in the books, and we are reaching the home stretch of the 2023 fantasy football regular season! Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and …

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week 13 waiver wire
2023 Week 11 / 2023 week 12 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

2023 Fantasy Football Week 12 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet

November 21, 2023November 21, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week eleven of the 2023 NFL season is over and some of our seasons ended before Sunday. A tragedy in three parts. Part one: You draft Mark Andrews to make …

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devonta smith philadelphia eagles
2023 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 11 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Justin Fields, Ty Chandler, DeVonta Smith & More!

November 18, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Guess what? Another intro about mental health dropping now! As I’m sure most of you know by now based on my references to it on the podcast, in articles, and …

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2023 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 11 Fantasy Football Sleepers: Matty Snapbacks Snaps Back

November 18, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We’re firmly in the double-digit weeks, as week eleven brings us four more teams on bye. This week, we aren’t missing a ton of impact players, but we are missing …

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2023 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 107: “Puntmageddon”

November 18, 2023November 18, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Waleed Ismail to talk punts, Broadway Joe, and Buddy Holly!

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2023 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 11 Preview AKA “Joey Blount”

November 18, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview all of week eleven’s action & talk about the real injury sustained on Thursday Night Football… the injury to everyone’s dang best …

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Pat Freiermuth Pittsburgh Steelers
2023 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 11 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

November 18, 2023November 17, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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Dan Campbell Detroit Lions
2023 Week 11 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 11 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Commandeer the Commanders

November 16, 2023November 16, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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Zack Moss Buffalo Bills
2023 Week 10 / 2023 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

2023 Week 10 Fantasy Football Cut List: Zack Lost

November 14, 2023November 13, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

This was a good week for most fantasy football options out there! There aren’t a lot of guys that I am running out and cutting, and I am going to …

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2023 Week 10 / 2023 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

2023 Fantasy Football Week 11 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet

November 14, 2023November 13, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week ten of the 2023 NFL season is over and time is a flat circle. The Vikings are without the best receiver in football, lost their starting quarterback, and haven’t …

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Shanahan Lynch Mac Jones Pro Day NFL Draft
2023 Week 10 / 2023 Week 11 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 10 Absurdity Check: Two Roads Diverged in a Yellow Wood

November 14, 2023November 13, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week Ten was so good, and not just because I am a 49ers fan, and everyone can shut up now. We got a lot of close games, we had some …

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2023 Week 10 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Week 10 Fantasy Football Preview! AKA “Paris Cannibal”

November 11, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko break down all of week nine’s action. Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on to Gamble Town, and …

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2023 Week 10 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Episode 106: “January 20, 1981”

November 11, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Evan Hoovler of Football Absurdity to talk about special shoes, winning the Boston Marathon, and shooting at police helicopters!

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2023 Week 10 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 10 Fantasy Football Sleepers: Were There’s A Will, There’s A Levis

November 10, 2023November 10, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s week ten and things are bleak out there, with three incredibly important for fantasy football teams (and the Rams) on bye. It’s entirely possible that if you whiffed on …

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Dan Campbell Detroit Lions
2023 Week 10 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 10 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

November 10, 2023November 10, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 10 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 10 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Please Know the Author is a Bears Fan

November 9, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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2023 Week 10 / 2023 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

2023 Week 10 Fantasy Football Cut List: Gee, No Thanks

November 7, 2023November 7, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

So many weird things happened this week that a lot of players who had bad games are getting a pass from me. That makes sense, especially when you consider there’s …

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Seattle Seahawks Russell Wilson Worst Cooks
2023 Week 10 / 2023 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Fantasy Football Week 10 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet

November 7, 2023November 7, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week nine of the 2023 NFL season is over and God is as dead as your fantasy football team. We are late enough in the season that even the waiver …

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Arizona Cardinals Streaming Defenses Chase Edmonds
2023 Week 10 / 2023 Week 9 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 9 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Keaton Mitchell, C.J. Stroud & The Arizona Cardinals

November 6, 2023November 5, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week nine was all over the place. I am not going to do some cutesy intro here where I pretend to be gobsmacked about things that happened. I got up …

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Taylor Heinicke Washington Football Team
2023 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 9 Fantasy Football Sleepers: I Hope This Doesn’t Bite Me in the Heini(cke)

November 4, 2023November 4, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s week nine! Holy moly, where did the time go? It feels like just yesterday we were arguing about Miles Sanders and Chuba Hubb—oh wait, that was yesterday. It feels …

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Taysom Hill New Orleans Saints
2023 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 9 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Trey McBride, Darrell Henderson, Taysom Hill & More!

November 4, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

It’s halfway through the season & it feels like it has gone by so quickly. Well, to me at least. Maybe you think it’s gone by slow as hell. You’re …

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2023 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 9 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

November 4, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Week 9 Fantasy Football Preview! AKA “I’m Gay I Can Say It”

November 4, 2023November 4, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko break down all of week nine’s action. Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on to Gamble …

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2023 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2023

THFantaC Episode 105: “Time Lords”

November 4, 2023November 4, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together and talk Big Macs, butt fumbles, and Perc Angle!

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NFC Wild Card Aaron Donald Streaming Defenses Los Angeles Rams
2023 Week 9 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 9 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Dead Coach Bounce Alert!

November 2, 2023November 1, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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2023 Week 8 / 2023 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

2023 Fantasy Football Week 9 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet

October 31, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week eight of the 2023 NFL season is over and we are at the halfway point. This is the part of the season where you will need to buckle down, …

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2023 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Week 8 Fantasy Football Preview! AKA “FUMBLES?! We’re talkin’ about FUMBLES?!”

October 28, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko break down all of week eight’s action. Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on to Gamble …

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2023 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2023

THFantaC Episode 104: “World’s Biggest Fork”

October 28, 2023October 28, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

The crew talks disasters, the spookiest redraft picks by round, Bass Pro Shops, and Ryan and Shane try to identify Christian Rock albums by title alone!

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2021 Dak Prescott Dallas Cowboys
2023 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 8 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Dak Prescott, Darrell Henderson, Javonte Williams & More!

October 28, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Alright, I’ll be honest: I’m a little worried the Lions might be fraudulent. I know, they’ve played well in every win. They have one of the best wins of the …

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2023 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 8 Fantasy Football Sleepers: Picking Pickett?

October 28, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We’re at the halfway point of the fantasy football season, and well on our way to thinking about the playoffs. Despite that, we still have actual, tangible things we have …

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2023 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 8 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

October 28, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 8 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 8 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses:

October 26, 2023October 26, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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2023 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

2023 Week Eight Cut List: Let’s Just Forget This All Happened

October 24, 2023October 22, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

This was an incredibly difficult article to write this week. The entire week was so strange and drunk and convoluted that it was tough to find definitive players about whom …

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2023 Week 7 / 2023 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

2023 Fantasy Football Week 8 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet

October 24, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week seven of the 2023 NFL season is over and we are at the halfway point. Some of you are riding high, but most of you have been performing triage …

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2023 Week 7 / 2023 Week 8 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Fantasy Football Week 7 Absurdity Check: Burn ALL The Tapes

October 23, 2023October 22, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week seven is (mostly) in the books, and that certainly was a weird one! Nearly every game had a Burn The Tape designation for at least one team involved, except, …

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2023 Week 7 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Week 7 Fantasy Football Preview! AKA “Aiden O’Connell is Ranked”

October 22, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde returns to talk week seven with Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on to Gamble Town, …

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Najee Harris Pittsburgh Steelers
2023 Week 7 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Fantasy Football Week 7 Start/Sit: Jared Goff, Najee Harris, Logan Thomas & More!

October 22, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Six teams are off this weekend, so don’t feel too bad about having to make some unsavory lineup decisions. We’re all in trouble. Enter the BYEPOCALYPSE. QB START OF THE …

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2023 Week 7 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 7 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

October 21, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 7 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 7 Fantasy Football Sleepers: Para Hoy(er)

October 21, 2023October 21, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

This is a nasty week. We have six teams on bye with a ton of good fantasy options, and there are few teams with low-rostered players in good matchups. But, …

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2023 Week 7 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Fantasy Football Week 7 Absurdity Check: Jaguars at Saints

October 20, 2023October 20, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Jacksonville Jaguars won on Thursday Night Football, in one of the most extreme cases of Thursday Night Farceball that we have ever seen. The Jags were cruising halfway through …

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2023 Week 7 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 7 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: The Jaire Up There

October 20, 2023October 21, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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2023 Week 6 / 2023 Week 7 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

Fantasy Football Week 7 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet

October 17, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week six of the 2023 NFL season is over and this is where the futility of it all really starts to set in. Maybe you listened to us when we …

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2023 Week 6 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 6 Preview! AKA “Jeff Krisko vs. The World, Part II”

October 14, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Jeff holds down the fort and talks all of week six action Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and Tony take you on to Gamble Town, and …

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2023 Week 6 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 6 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Deebo Samuel, Kyle Pitts, Geno Smith & More!

October 14, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Fantasy Twitter needs to calm down about Jahmyr Gibbs. Everyone is losing their minds and we all need to take a step back and realize we play this game for …

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2023 Week 6 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 6 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

October 14, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

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2022 Week 6 / 2023 Week 6 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 6 Fantasy Football Sleepers: Kellen Moore’s Revenge

October 14, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week five is upon us, and while we only have two teams on Bye, we have Anthony Richardson, De’Von Achane, and Justin Jefferson all on four-week Bye. So, there are …

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Dan Campbell Detroit Lions
2023 Week 6 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2023

Week 6 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Insert Kneecaps in Mouth, Bite Down

October 12, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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2023 Week 5 / 2023 Week 6 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

Fantasy Football Week 6 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet

October 10, 2023October 10, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week five of the 2023 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense. You start Gus Edwards and Justice Hill scores. You start Justice Hill, Gus Edwards score. But the …

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2023 Week 5 / 2023 Week 6 / Fantasy Football 2023

Fantasy Football 2023 Week 6 Cut List: Scam Akers & The Minnesota Two-Step

October 10, 2023October 9, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week five was a pretty darn good week of football, and especially fantasy football. We don’t have a lot of guys to cut from our rosters this week, so if …

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2023 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 5 Fantasy Football Sleepers: Where There’s A Wilson, There’s A Way, Son

October 7, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s week five! And while it feels like fantasy football has just started, we are already going to be 25% done with the regular season which this week concludes. Week …

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Jaylen Waddle MIami Dolphins
2023 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 5 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

October 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 5 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Daniel Jones, Gus Edwards, Calvin Ridley & More!

October 7, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Hey everyone. My apologies for no article last week. Unfortunately, I deal with severe mental illness that occasionally renders me unable to be productive. Not to worry though, I am …

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2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 5 Preview! AKA “De’Von Raising Acains”

October 7, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Many apologies for the radio silence this week, we’ve had a rough week personally, and we appreciate everyone’s patience! Waleed Ismail returns to create the Chaos Configuration with Walker Kelly …

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2023 Week 5 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

Thursday Night Football 2023, Week Five Absurdity Check

October 5, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

What a Thursday Night Football game! The Chicago Bears got into the win column for the first time since October 2022 in style, dominating the Washington Commanders en route to …

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2023 Week 5 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2023

Week 5 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: The Battle of Buckner (Tanne)hill

October 5, 2023October 4, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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2023 Week 4 / 2023 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

Fantasy Football 2023 Week 5 Cut List: Quadzilla v. The Waiver Wire

October 3, 2023October 3, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

All-in-all, it was a pretty good week for fantasy football-eligible players. There were a ton of points scored around the league, and not a lot was wasted on down-roster folks. …

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Tyler Boyd Cincinnati Bengals
2023 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

Fantasy Football Week 5 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet

October 3, 2023October 3, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and you are starting to realize that maybe Joe Burrow isn’t going to make an MVP push and maybe you shouldn’t …

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2023 Week 4 / 2023 Week 5 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Fantasy Football Week 4 Absurdity Check: It’s The Pitts

October 2, 2023October 2, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week four of the NFL season was relatively sane, but still, there are some fantasy football questions we should be asking ourselves. I’ve selected three to highlight and answer for …

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2023 Week 4 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THFantac Episode 100: “Jalin Motel 6”

September 30, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s a celebration! The boys meet with Walker Kelly, Jeff Krisko, and Waleed Ismail of Football Absurdity to ring in episode 100 with Steven Seagal talk, investigating the link between …

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2023 Week 4 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 4 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 30, 2023September 30, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

[Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 4 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 4 Fantasy Football Sleepers: The LT Hype Train Rides Again

September 30, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week Four is here, and it’s once again time to turn our attention to the weekly sleepers! We are starting to get a better idea of who teams are, especially …

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2023 Week 4 / Absurdity Check / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2023

Thursday Night Football 2023, Week Four Absurdity Check

September 28, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

After a week off because I was at last week’s Thursday Night Football, the TNF Absurdity Check is back! Last week’s real absurdity was the stadium prices, am I right? …

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2023 Week 4 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

Week 4 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Time to Eat Some W’s

September 28, 2023September 27, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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Aaron Jones Green Bay Packers
2023 Week 4 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2023 Week 4 Rankings!

September 27, 2023September 27, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and preview week four Thursday Night Football’s start or sit players. After this they discuss their week four Sicko Stash players. …

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2023 Week 3 / 2023 Week 4 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

Fantasy Football 2023 Week 4 Cut List: Brandin Cooked

September 26, 2023September 25, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

No matter how poorly your weekend went, you didn’t have one nearly as bad as the Denver Broncos or Chicago Bears. But, much like the Bears and the Dolphins, it’s …

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2023 Week 4 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

2023 Fantasy Football Week 4 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet: Dolphin, Tank

September 26, 2023September 25, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and our saviors have become our destroyers. Our souls are being bombarded by the agents of oblivion. PUKA NACAU WHY HAVE …

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2023 Week 3 / 2023 Week 4 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 3 Absurdity Check: Jordan Love, Kendre Miller & Dalton Kincaid

September 25, 2023September 24, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week three of the NFL season is (mostly) in the books! And the Miami Dolphins are the talk of the town, scoring ten touchdowns to break the NFL record for …

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2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 3 Fantasy Football Sleepers: Time To Meet Your Baker

September 23, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week three of the NFL season is here, and it’s hard to find a more brutal two-week stretch to start a season for fantasy starters. If you don’t have a …

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2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 3 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 23, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 3 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Justin Fields, Nico Collins & More!

September 23, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

After going 8/16 in Week 1, Week 2 treated us better with an 8/12 performance. That brings the start/sit series to 16/28 (57%) on the season. Let’s keep it rolling …

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2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 3 Preview! AKA “Mike Check, One-Two”

September 23, 2023September 23, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko talk about Thursday Night Football as well as previewing all of the week three slate! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as …

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2023 Week 3 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2023

Week Three Defense Fantasy Football

September 21, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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2023 Week 2 / 2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Fantasy Football Week 3 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet: Hunting for Henry

September 19, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week two of the 2023 NFL season is over and the Grim Reaper is coming for your team. Aaron Rodgers? Dead! Saquon Barkley? Dead! Your fantasy football playoff hopes? That …

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2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

Fantasy Football 2023 Week 2 Cut List: More Like Sham Fakers

September 19, 2023September 19, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Two weeks of the NFL season are in the books, and we’ve already seen some spectacular ups and downs, heartbreaking losses & incredible comebacks, and that’s just the New York …

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2023 Week 2 / 2023 Week 3 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 2 Absurdity Check: Puka Nacua, Hunter Henry, the G*ddamn Jets, & More!

September 18, 2023September 18, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Most of week two of the NFL season is in the books and to be honest with you? It was pretty good! We saw a lot of good things today, …

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2023 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 2 Fantasy Football Sleepers: Playing the (May)field

September 16, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The fantasy football season is finally here, and ideally, you shouldn’t need to get ahold of anyone to bolster your roster at this point. But, maybe you punted a tight …

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2023 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Preview! AKA “Perine Per Reception”

September 16, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly and Jeff Krisko talk about Thursday Night Football as well as previewing all of the week two slate! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and …

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Tua Tagovailoa
2023 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 2 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 15, 2023September 15, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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Dak Prescott Dallas Cowboys
2023 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 2 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Dak Prescott, Tyler Allgeier, David Njoku & More!

September 15, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Look at my starts from last week. It is so over. Now look at my sits from last week. We are so back. QB START OF THE WEEK: Dak Prescott, …

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2023 Week 2 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

Eagles-Vikings Week Two Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Mattison, Addisons, and Large Adult Sons

September 15, 2023September 16, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Thursday Night Football delivered this week! And by delivered, I mean delivered another sloppy performance that ended with one team clearly better than the other. The final score (34-28) was …

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Dan Campbell Detroit Lions
2023 Week 2 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2023

Week 2 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Time to Bite Some Kneecaps

September 14, 2023September 14, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, what …

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2023 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

Fantasy Football Week 2 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet: Return of the Mac

September 12, 2023September 12, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week one of the 2023 NFL season is over and so is all hope. Maybe you believed Drake London and Tee Higgins would record a catch. Maybe you thought Joe …

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2023 Week 1 / 2023 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2023

Fantasy Football 2023 Week 1 Cut List: More Achilles for the Achilles God

September 12, 2023September 11, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The 2023 fantasy football season is on us, and while Waleed Ismail has you set up for who you should add, I am here to be the fantasy Grim Reaper, …

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Kyle Pitts Atlanta Falcons
2023 Week 1 / 2023 Week 2 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 1 Absurdity Check: Dameon Pierce, Kyle Pitts, and More

September 11, 2023September 10, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

NFL football is back! And with it, fantasy football is also back. After one week, we all have slots on our roster that are causing us agita, anxiety, and irritation. …

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2023 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview! AKA “YOU ARE A BAD GUY!!!”

September 9, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Apologies for getting this one late to you folks, we had some technical issues on this. Walker Kelly and Jeff Krisko talk about Thursday Night Football as well as previewing …

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2023 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 1 Fantasy Football Sleepers: A Tucker, A Baker, A Candlestick Maker

September 8, 2023September 8, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The fantasy football season is finally here, and ideally, you shouldn’t need to get ahold of anyone to bolster your roster at this point. But, maybe you punted a tight …

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James Conner Arizona Cardinals
2023 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 1 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 8, 2023September 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 1 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Daniel Jones, Rachaad White, Gerald Everett & More!

September 8, 2023September 7, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

*nice old man voice* Hello, and welcome to Football Absurdity. You are reading the first installment of Big Daddy Drix’s 2023 Start/Sit Spectacular. We truly hope you enjoy this series! …

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2023 Week 1 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

Week 1 Thursday Night Football Absurdity Check: Rashee Rice, Jahymr Gibbs, and Jerick McKinnon

September 8, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Well, the Kansas City Chiefs did it. They successfully defended their title, with the Lions putting up a valia—wait. They won? Hold on. The Lions? No way. That rips. Anyway. …

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2023 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts / Start or Sit

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2023 Week 1 Rankings! AKA “That’s Cright”

September 6, 2023September 7, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and preview the first game of the season with the Lions-Chiefs start or sit players. After this they debut their first …

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2023 Team Previews / Atlanta Falcons / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2023 / New Orleans Saints / NFC South / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC South

September 2, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / AFC South / Fantasy Football 2023 / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Tennessee Titans

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC South

September 2, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / AFC West / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2023 / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Chargers

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC West

August 30, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2023 / Los Angeles Rams / NFC West / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC West

August 29, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football Auction

One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

So we have a popular Discord where we give superflex auction/salary cap strategy advice. Lately, 9/10 people looking for advice have leagues with a glaring vulnerability that can be easily …

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2023 Team Previews / AFC East / Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2023 / Miami Dolphins / New England Patriots / New York Jets

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC East

August 22, 2023September 2, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2023 / New York Giants / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / Washington Commanders

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC East

August 21, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / Chicago Bears / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2023 / Green Bay Packers / Minnesota Vikings / NFC North

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC North

August 21, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / AFC North / Baltimore Ravens / Cincinnati Bengals / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2023 / Pittsburgh Steelers

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC North

August 19, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast – Week 1 Preseason Notes & Flag Plants AKA “Jordan Saddison”

August 17, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly and Jeff Krisko break down what mattered for fantasy from week one of the preseason, and review the flag plants from the ENTIRE Football Absurdity team, including the …

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BeerSheets / Fantasy Football 2023 / Tools

How To Use FA Sheets (Our Beersheets Replacement)

August 11, 2023August 11, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Hello! Beer is taking the year off to handle some real-life stuff. But we’ve been working hard with the Beersheets dev, and we have a replacement that does exactly the …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Quarterback

2023 Fantasy Football Quarterback Green Lights

August 9, 2023August 8, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Sleepers, breakouts, and busts are hack. Ignore that I posted over a dozen of them. But, they’re not super helpful when it comes to determining what picks you should be …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast – Training Camp News That We’re Buying

August 8, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly and Jeff Krisko take a look at a Hall of Fame Game so thrilling, Walker quizzes Jeff on backup quarterbacks instead. Then, they talk about training camp news …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Kansas City Chiefs / Sleepers

Kansas City Chiefs 2023 Fantasy Football Sleepers, Breakouts & Busts

July 30, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s almost August, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP data. We …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Los Angeles Chargers / Sleepers

Los Angeles Chargers 2023 Fantasy Football Sleepers, Breakouts & Busts

July 30, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s almost August, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP data. We …

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Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

Denver Broncos 2023 Fantasy Football Sleepers, Breakouts & Busts

July 29, 2023July 29, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s almost August, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP data. We …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Las Vegas Raiders / Sleepers

Las Vegas Raiders 2023 Fantasy Football Sleepers, Breakouts & Busts

July 29, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s almost August, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP data. We …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Sleepers

Jacksonville Jaguars 2023 Fantasy Football Sleepers, Breakouts & Busts

July 27, 2023July 26, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s almost August, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP data. We …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers / Tennessee Titans

Tennessee Titans 2023 Fantasy Football Sleepers, Breakouts & Busts

July 27, 2023July 26, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s almost August, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP data. We …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Indianapolis Colts / Sleepers

Indianapolis Colts 2023 Fantasy Football Sleepers, Breakouts & Busts

July 20, 2023July 19, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s after the Fourth of July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Houston Texans / Sleepers

Houston Texans 2023 Fantasy Football Sleepers, Breakouts & Busts

July 20, 2023July 19, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s after the Fourth of July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Pittsburgh Steelers / Sleepers

Pittsburgh Steelers 2023 Fantasy Football Sleepers, Breakouts & Busts

July 17, 2023July 17, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s after the Fourth of July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is …

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Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

Cleveland Browns 2023 Fantasy Football Sleepers, Breakouts & Busts

July 17, 2023July 17, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s after the Fourth of July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast – Hello, Sharks! AKA “Pee Pee FF”

July 15, 2023July 15, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko try to sell each other on players using just their profiles, and no names.

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football Auction

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Click here if you want to jump directly to my strategy and skip my sharing of my thoughts which are TOTALLY NORMAL AND NEITHER “UNHINGED” NOR “INSANE,” ANNIE! I’m going …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Player Profile / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

2023 Rachaad White Fantasy Football Player Profile

July 11, 2023July 11, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Rachaad White finished 2022 as RB38 …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Player Profile

2023 Trevor Lawrence Fantasy Football Player Profile

July 11, 2023July 11, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Let’s talk about Trevor Lawrence, or …

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2023 Player Profiles / Fantasy Football 2023 / Las Vegas Raiders

2023 Josh Jacobs Fantasy Football Player Profile

July 11, 2023July 11, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Today, we take a look at …

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2023 Player Profiles / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Isiah Pacheco Fantasy Football Player Profile

July 11, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. In the last half of the …

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Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

Cincinnati Bengals 2023 Fantasy Football Sleepers, Breakouts & Busts

July 11, 2023July 17, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s after the Fourth of July, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s …

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2023 Player Profiles / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Kirk Cousins Fantasy Football Player Profile

July 10, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Kirk Cousins was QB7 last year. …

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Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

Baltimore Ravens 2023 Fantasy Football Sleepers, Breakouts & Busts

July 10, 2023July 10, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s after the Fourth of July, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football Auction

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Click here if you just want the chart as a printable pdf and don’t want to read how to use it. Good luck. I have trouble playing in fantasy football …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football Auction

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 10-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Click here if you just want the chart as a printable pdf and don’t want to read how to use it. Good luck. I have trouble playing in fantasy football …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / New York Jets / Sleepers

New York Jets 2023 Fantasy Football Sleepers, Breakouts & Busts

July 5, 2023July 4, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s almost July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / New England Patriots / Sleepers

New England Patriots 2023 Fantasy Football Sleepers, Breakouts & Busts

July 4, 2023July 4, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s the Fourth of July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts / Sleepers

Football Absurdity Podcast: Early 2023 Sleepers AKA “No Butts”

July 1, 2023July 1, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko run down their 2023 fantasy football sleeper candidates for each division.

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Miami Dolphins
Fantasy Football 2023 / Miami Dolphins / Sleepers

Miami Dolphins 2023 Fantasy Football Sleepers, Breakouts & Busts

June 30, 2023June 29, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s almost July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP …

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Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

Buffalo Bills 2023 Fantasy Football Sleepers, Breakouts & Busts

June 29, 2023June 28, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s almost July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Live Mock Auctions / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Early 2023 Auction Data & Strategy AKA “Draft GPT (Patent Pending)”

June 20, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Evan Hoovler joins Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko to discuss Walker’s early ranks, a FANCY NEW AUCTION TOOL that Evan created on a whim, and they discuss the general state …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football Auction / Tools

2023 WR Auction Market Crash Calculator

June 18, 2023June 18, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

After only 15 picks in your salary cap/auction draft, this tool will tell you which WR is going to go for a steal, later.

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Green Bay Packers / NFL Draft 2023

2023 Green Bay Packers Rookie Roundup

June 11, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Green Bay Packers moved on from Aaron Rodgers after he did one too many ayahuasca trips and became way too annoying to have around the clubhouse. We all thought …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football Auction

Comparing ESPN and Yahoo Auction (Salary Cap) Values

June 10, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

When doing an online auction using ESPN or Yahoo, the two most popular sources, it’s important to know the differences. For instance, last year, ESPN was criminally low on both …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Early 2023 Breakouts AKA “Forgot About Chig”

June 3, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Jeff Krisko & Mike Valverde run down their 2023 fantasy football breakout candidates for each division.

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Jacksonville Jaguars / NFL Draft 2023

2023 Jacksonville Jaguars Rookie Roundup

June 3, 2023June 3, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Jacksonville Jaguars are poised to have one of the better young offenses in the NFL this season, led by third-year pro Trevor Lawrence, who will have Christian Kirk, Calvin …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / New Orleans Saints / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

New Orleans Saints 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

June 1, 2023June 1, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Every year, we say that Mickey Loomis can’t keep getting away with this about his salary cap shenanigans, and yet every year Loomis does exactly that. The Saints somehow manage …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Las Vegas Raiders / NFL Draft 2023

Las Vegas Raiders 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 29, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Las Vegas Raiders are a mess. From top to bottom, they have no direction, seemingly spending every six months fixing the issues they themselves made six months prior. They …

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Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Cincinnati Bengals 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 28, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Cincinnati Bengals once again appear to be in the top-five teams in the NFL, and are desperately trying to get over the hump before the agents for Joe Burrow, …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football Auction

2023 Ten-Team Fantasy Football Auction Advice (Part 1)

May 27, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

It may be May, but I’ve already been hard at work researching actual mock auction data. I’ve done five 10-team mocks with almost all or all humans (I don’t have …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Los Angeles Chargers / NFL Draft 2023

Los Angeles Chargers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 26, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Cowboys’ loss is the Chargers’ gain. The L.A. offense is set to go thermonuclear this season with Kellen Moore at the helm, and they added three fantasy football-eligible players …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Minnesota Vikings / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Minnesota Vikings 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 25, 2023May 24, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The Minnesota Vikings 2023 season was one of the most bizarre seasons of football I’ve ever witnessed. The Vikings had the 4th best win percentage in football, but by no …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023 / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 24, 2023May 24, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Nobody threw the football more than the Tampa Bay Buccaneers last year, but with Tom Brady retiring this team could be in for a very rude awakening. They still have …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / San Francisco 49ers

San Francisco 49ers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 23, 2023May 23, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It felt like the San Francisco 49ers mostly rested on their laurels this offseason, content with getting all the way to the NFC Championship Game with Mr. Irrelevant, Brock Purdy. …

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Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Buffalo Bills 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 22, 2023May 22, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

You know the Buffalo Bills’ 2022 season didn’t quite go according to plan when you consider that when I sat down to write this introduction, the only things I could …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Indianapolis Colts / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Indianapolis Colts 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 21, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The Indianapolis Colts have one thing going for them: The only place to go is up. Last season was a clown show for them in a spectacular fashion. Despite everything …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast – 2023 Redraft Mock Draft 1.0 AKA “Dallas GOATed”

May 20, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde and Walker Kelly ease Jeff Krisko back into podcasting with a mock draft. We invite you to join our $3/month Patreon and gain access to every other episode of …

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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Detroit Lions 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 18, 2023May 17, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

This rookie roundup is about to start biting off kneecaps because Dan Campbell and the Detroit Lions made a statement in the 2023 NFL draft. That statement was that they …

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Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Cleveland Browns 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 17, 2023May 17, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Things didn’t really go as planned for the 2022 iteration of the Cleveland Browns. They leveraged their future—and organizational integrity—on Deshaun Watson, who knocked off the rust to the tune …

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Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Arizona Cardinals 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 17, 2023May 17, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The NFL offseason is usually so full of hope. Teams either did well and they have a grip of picks and new free agents to bolster their roster, or they …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023 / Seattle Seahawks

Seattle Seahawks 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 16, 2023May 16, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Remember last year when we as a football community scoffed at the hubris of Pete Carroll and John Schneider for trading away a franchise quarterback? Carroll committed the cardinal sin …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / New York Jets / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

New York Jets 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 15, 2023May 14, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The good news for the New York Jets is they finally solved their quarterback problems by bringing in Aaron Rodgers. The bad news is that Aaron Rodgers comes along with …

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Evan Hoovler Reveals His League-Winning 2023 Player [Video]

May 14, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Evan Hoovler’s annual Discord Darling reveal is here! Will this player be the next 2020 Josh Allen (also a Hoovler Discord Darling)?  

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Miami Dolphins / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Miami Dolphins 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 13, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The Miami Dolphins are one of my favorite teams to analyze this year. They might have the widest range of outcomes in the NFL. If Tua can stay healthy, there …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Houston Texans / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Houston Texans 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 12, 2023May 12, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

I have no idea what the Houston Texans are doing. They traded the 12th pick and the 33rd pick in the 2023 NFL draft, along with a 2024 first and …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023 / Washington Commanders

Washington Commanders 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 11, 2023May 11, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The Washington Commanders definitely drafted some football players, but I think the only thing that anyone in Washington cares about is how quickly Dan Snyder can sell the team so …

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Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Carolina Panthers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 10, 2023May 10, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The Matt Rhule experiment is over and anyone with eyes who watched the Carolina Panthers last year is grateful. With Frank Reich taking over, the Panthers had a very clear …

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Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

New York Giants 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 9, 2023May 9, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

In the year of our Lord 2022, football fans witnessed a bonafide miracle performed by Brian Daboll.  He made Daniel Jones relevant. Brian Daboll won his 2022 Coach of the …

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Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Chicago Bears 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 8, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

I gotta start by letting those of you who don’t already know who I am that I am an unabashed Chicago Bears fan. Some people will tell you that I …

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Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Denver Broncos 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 7, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

I don’t know if there was a more entertaining football team than the Denver Broncos last year, as long as you aren’t counting the football aspects of that team. If …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2023 NFL Draft Post-Mortem

May 6, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Evan Hoovler and Tony Martin step in with Mike Valverde and Walker Kelly to go over the fantasy and real-life implications of all 7 rounds of the 2023 NFL draft. …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Kansas City Chiefs / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Kansas City Chiefs 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 6, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The fantasy football question on everyone’s mind is going to be who is Patrick Mahomes going to make into a fantasy football league winner in 2023. Last year, hordes of …

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Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Baltimore Ravens 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 5, 2023May 4, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Right before the 2023 NFL draft, the Baltimore Ravens answered their most important question by extending Lamar Jackson. The Ravens have been a very frustrating offense to watch the last …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Superflex/2QB

Which 2023 Rookie QBs Are Worth Drafting in Superflex?

May 4, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Evan Hoovler breaks down the 2023 rookie quarterbacks for Superflex redraft leagues.

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Pittsburgh Steelers / Rookie Roundup 2023

Pittsburgh Steelers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 4, 2023May 4, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Today’s fantasy football rookie roundup is going to focus on the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Steelers only drafted one fantasy football-relevant player, but the guy they drafted is a doozy. Darnell …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Philadelphia Eagles / Rookie Roundup 2023

Philadelphia Eagles 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 3, 2023May 3, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Today, we are going to do the fantasy football rookie roundup on the Philadelphia Eagles. You may be wondering why on God’s Green Earth would I want to do a …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Fantasy Football Fallout: 2023 NFL Draft Winners & Losers

May 1, 2023April 30, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The 2023 NFL Draft is in the books, so all that is left is trying to determine which teams used the draft to maximize their offensive production and which teams …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Zack Kuntz 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Zack Kuntz, Old Dominion (6’8”, 245)  What Scouts Say: Huge size, big potential, a big catch radius, and elite ball skills. Not a good blocker and played inferior competition. Crazy …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Noah Gindorff 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Noah Gindorff, North Dakota State (6’6”, 268)  What Scouts Say: Mainly an in-line tight end. Good blocker, can make contested catches. Short route specialist, doesn’t do much more than drags, …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Luke Schoonmaker 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Luke Schoonmaker, Michigan (6’6”, 250)  Games Watched: Michigan State (2022), Maryland (2022), Indiana (2022) What Scouts Say: Good run-blocking TE. Can use the seams well. Got that dawg in him, …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Josh Whyle 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Josh Whyle, Cincinnati (6’6”, 250) What I Saw:  Tony: I will, under no circumstances, watch the 2022 Cincinnati Bearcats offense. Nope.  Shane: Josh Whyle hit the buffet and he hit …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Tucker Kraft 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Tucker Kraft, South Dakota State (6’5”, 255)  What Scouts Say: Size/strength, receiving upside. Athletic and versatile. Hands and level of competition are concerns.  What We Saw:  Tony: Tucker Kraft is …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Sam LaPorta 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Sam LaPorta, Iowa (6’4”, 249)  What Scouts Say: Led Iowa in receiving two years straight. Sound route runner, and a consistent target for his QB. Competitive blocker and a broken …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Dalton Kincaid 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Dalton Kincaid, Utah (6’4”, 240) What Scouts Say: Plays like a WR and attacks the ball in traffic. Undersized and would be one of the smallest TEs in the NFL. …

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Fantasy Football 2021 / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Darnell Washington 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Darnell Washington, Georgia (6’7”, 270)  What Scouts Say: BIG BOY. A big boy with crazy burst and speed, and can block anyone. Not necessarily a strong route runner, simply wins …

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Fantasy Football 2021 / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Luke Musgrave 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Luke Musgrave, Oregon State (6’6”, 250)  What Scouts Say: Should be a size-speed monster. Elite explosiveness, downfield speed. Major injury history, but he has a ton of tools and upside. …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Michael Mayer 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Michael Mayer, Notre Dame (6’4”, 265)  What Scouts Say: 3 years of strong production at Notre Dame. He has size, and ball skills, and can line up at any position …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Andrei Iosivas 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Andrei Iosivas, Princeton (6’3”, 205)  What Scouts Say: Size/speed guy, has track experience in college. He has an elite athletic profile and may crush with RAC scores. Great ball skills, …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Jayden Reed 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jayden Reed, Michigan State (6’0”, 185)  What Scouts Say: Plays all over the field, out wide, slot, and backfield. Run after catch guy, will beat people with yards after the …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

A.T. Perry 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

A.T. Perry, Wake Forest (6’5”, 205)  What Scouts Say: A contested catch guy, out-muscles defenders, and high points the catch. Natural playmaker with great hands. Good ball skills and he …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Rakim Jarrett 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Rakim Jarrett, Memphis (6’2”, 200)  What Scouts Say: Open field threat, with the speed, vision, and balance to create dynamic angles after the catch. Wins in the short and intermediate …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Dontayvion Wicks 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Dontayvion Wicks, Virginia (6’2”, 208)  What Scouts Say: Strong balance and burst. Navigates the sidelines effectively. Size, speed, and hands are all NFL caliber. Will struggle with zone and NFL …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Marvin Mims 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Marvin Mims, Oklahoma (5’11”, 184)  What Scouts Say: A vertical threat player who high-points the ball on deep throws. “Violent” runner with the ball in his hands, gets yards after …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Cedric Tillman 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Cedric Tillman, Tennessee (6’3”, 215)  What Scouts Say: Excellent body control and wins at the catch point. A major downfield threat that can hang on to the ball through contact. …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Kayshon Boutte 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Kayshon Boutte, LSU (5’11”, 195)  What Scouts Say: Good hands, a fluid catcher. He has a quick first step with explosive burst and agility, a crisp cutter. Was used mostly …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Rashee Rice 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Rashee Rice, SMU (6’2”, 203)  What Scouts Say: Strong frame, positive height, and length. Looks the part. Makes defenders miss after the catch and has great ball skills. He runs …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Jalin Hyatt 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jalin Hyatt, Tennessee (6’0”, 176)  What Scouts Say: Explosive athlete at all three levels excels at the vertical level. Elite ball skills, elusive. Small frame, only one year of production …

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Parker Washington 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Parker Washington, Penn State (5’10”, 212)  What Scouts Say: Skilled return man, special teams ace, slot Swiss army knife type of offensive asset. Has elite contact balance and breaks tackles …

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Tank Dell 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Nathaniel “Tank” Dell, Houston (5’8”, 165)  What Scouts Say: Versatile offensive weapon who can play all over; quick, snappy route runner with a strong release. Big play athlete that can …

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Jaxon Smith-Njigba 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Ohio State (6’0”, 196)  What Scouts Say: Exceptional ball skills, and elite route running, but lacks top-end speed. Gets open with pacing and patience to find spots in …

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Josh Downs 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Josh Downs, North Carolina (5’9”, 171)  What Scouts Say: Dynamic slot WR. Plays bigger than his size, wins contested catches, dynamic athlete that wins after the catch. Has drop issues, …

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Jordan Addison 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jordan Addison, USC (5’11”, 173)  What Scouts Say: Successful across multiple offensive systems in college, incredible route timing, setting up DBs, excellent ball skills and route running, great separation but …

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Zay Flowers 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Zay Flowers, Boston College (5’9”, 182)  What Scouts Say: He caught half of his contested catch targets in 2022, and had a 11% drop rate. He has a slot frame …

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Quentin Johnston 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Quentin Johnston, TCU (6’2”, 208)  What Scouts Say: Size and speed monster, a threat at all three levels. Not a crisp route runner due to his size consistently gains inside …

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Tyjae Spears 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Tyjae Spears, Tulane (5’9”, 205) What Scouts Say: He tore his ACL in 2020, and recovered fully to maintain his abilities and success as a ball carrier. Strong Senior Bowl …

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DeWayne McBride 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Dwayne McBride, UAB (5’11”, 215)  What Scouts Say: Insane production at college, with a 36% missed tackle rate, best for PFF behind Bijan and Javonte. Offers nothing as a pass …

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Mohamed Ibrahim 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Mohamed Ibrahim, Minnesota (5’10”, 210) What Scouts Say: Lots of college production, but high tread on his tires. 5th year Senior, but multiple 1k seasons and a ton of carries. …

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Izzy Abanikanda 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Israel “Izzy” Abanikanda, Pitt (5’11”, 215)  What Scouts Say: 1400 rush yards his Junior season after Pickett left, and scored twenty touchdowns. Accomplished receiver, with an average of 12.7 yards …

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Devon Achane 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Devon Achane, Texas A&M (5’9”, 185)  What Scouts Say: Split backfield with Spiller in 2021, but still had 910 rush yards and 9 TDs. As the lead back he had …

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Tank Bigsby 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Tank Bigsby, Auburn (6’0”, 208)  What Scouts Say: Patience, agility, drives to finish the run. Not a great route runner and catching is not his strongest suit. Explosive cuts, drives …

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Kendre Miller 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Kendre Miller, TCU (6’0”, 220)  What Scouts Say: Only one year as the main back, but exploded with 1400 yards and 17 TDs. Solid frame, good speed and great feet. …

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Keaton Mitchell 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Keaton Mitchell, East Carolina (5’9”, 184)  What Scouts Say: Small, ceiling is a Tarik Cohen type back. Explosive and electric production, over 7 yards per carry. Pure scatback, and always …

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Roschon Johnson 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Roschon Johnson, Texas (6’2”, 222)  What Scouts Say: Power back with tackle breaking ability. Pushes the pile and churns after contact. Good stiff arm. Not a dominant athlete and won’t …

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Kenny McIntosh 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Kenny McIntosh, Georgia (6’1”, 210)  What Scouts Say: Great frame, a good combination of height, weight, and speed. Has pass catching ability, and has upside as a player. His pass …

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Lew Nichols III 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Lew Nichols III, Central Michigan (5’10”, 220)  What Scouts Say: Led the country in rushing in 2021. Had injuries in 2022 and a bad offensive line. Runs with power, vision, …

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Chase Brown 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Chase Brown, Illinois (5’11”, 205)  What Scouts Say: 23 year old rookie who was in college for 5 years, didn’t get over 1k yards until his years 4 and 5. …

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Zach Charbonnet 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 13, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Zach Charbonnet, UCLA (6’1”, 220): What Scouts Say: Alpha. Has two years of starting, improved efficiency each year. Footwork, inside running, pile pusher. Decent speed, gets low and drives on …

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Jahmyr Gibbs 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 13, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jahmyr Gibbs, Alabama (5’11, 200) What Scouts Say: Explosive runner, a great receiver out of the backfield, and an elusive and athletic back. He lacks ideal size and struggles to …

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Sean Tucker 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 13, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Sean Tucker, Syracuse (5’10”, 202) What Scouts Say: Thick build with speed. Patient, works well through congestion. Vision, footwork, low pad level. More tread than other RBs, is not a …

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Zach Evans 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Zach Evans, Ole Miss (5’11”, 215) What Scouts Say: He is capable of carrying the primary workload, but without a ton of college tread on his tires. Good burst, speed, …

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Bijan Robinson 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 13, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Bijan Robinson, Texas (6’0”, 215) What Scouts Say: Instinctive runner, exceptional elusiveness, decisive and fast. A homerun hitter with power and speed can take any carry the distance. Excellent vision, …

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Tanner McKee 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 5, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Tanner McKee, Stanford (6’6”, 230)  What Scouts Say: Optimal size, ran a pro style offense. Lack of mobility will hamper him at the next level. Not ideal processing, and will …

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Clayton Tune Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 5, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Clayton Tune, Houston (6’3”, 220)  What Scouts Say: Can create, has good arm strength. Good pocket feel and throws on the seams. Not an optimal processor with mediocre field vision. …

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Dorian Thompson-Robinson 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 5, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Dorian Thompson-Robinson, UCLA (6’1”, 205)   What Scouts Say: 5 season starter at UCLA. Strong in the short and intermediate areas, good at throwing off-balance. Escapability in the pocket is …

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Jaren Hall 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 4, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jaren Hall, BYU (6’0”, 185)  What Scouts Say: Older prospect (25), leader. Mobility and speed are his strengths. Always looking to make the big play. Creative, but has an injury …

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Hendon Hooker 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 4, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Hendon Hooker, Tennessee (6’4”, 218)  Games Watched: Florida, Alabama, Ball State, LSU What Scouts Say: Comes from a scheme spread offense where his reads were made for him. Amazing deep …

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Anthony Richardson 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 3, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Anthony Richardson, Florida (6’4”, 232)  What Scouts Say: Pro size, huge arm. Raw, with all-pro potential. Accurate and beautiful deep ball. Hard to tackle in the pocket. Extremely inaccurate passer, …

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Will Levis 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 3, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Will Levis, Kentucky (6’3”, 232)  What Scouts Say: Pro size, pro arm talent. Strong mobility, comes from a pro scheme. Accurate and consistent as a passer. Mechanics inconsistent under pressure. …

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Football Absurdity Podcast: Free Agency Review AKA “No, He’s a Panther”

April 2, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Hey folks! Sorry for the delay on this one, we were having some technical issues, and this was recorded a week ago! A whole week! Thankfully, nothing much has changed …

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Bryce Young 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

March 27, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Bryce Young, Alabama (6’0”, 194)  What Scouts Say: Arm talent in abundance gets the ball out quick no matter the depth, can be successful with many arm angles and both …

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C.J. Stroud 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

March 27, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

CJ Stroud, Ohio State (6’3”, 215)  What Scouts Say: Safe prospect at QB. Uses his eyes well to create space for routes over the middle, with great timing and anticipation. …

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MKUltra Presents: A Will Levis 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

March 27, 2023March 26, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Hello!   Is that a weird opening? Probably, but I don’t know how else to start. I am a nameless, faceless employee of the THfantaC Scouting and Analytics team, tasked …

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2023 Fantasy Football Free Agency Fallout, Day 2

March 15, 2023March 15, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Two days into free agency, and the Raiders once again make up two spots on the most impactful fantasy football moves. Day two of free agency saw some more fantasy …

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2023 Fantasy Football Free Agency Fallout, Day 1

March 14, 2023March 13, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

If you’re looking for splashy fantasy football moves, then day one of free agency (and the moves that preceded it) aren’t really the ones that you’re looking for. It was …

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Football Absurdity Podcast: 2023 Free Agency Preview AKA Everybody to the Jets

March 12, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly and Jeff Krisko take a look forward at free agency with some predictions and best fits for the fantasy relevant top-100 free agents, and also Kareem Hunt & …

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Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football 2022: What to Remember

March 9, 2023March 5, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Buffalo Bills continued to be one of the best teams in the league, and continue to have seasons that 25 franchises would kill for, but they still fall short. …

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Baltimore Ravens Fantasy Football 2022: What to Remember

March 8, 2023March 5, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Baltimore Ravens finished the season with a 10-7 record, a one-and-done playoff appearance where they started Tyler Huntley against division rivals Cincinnati and Joe Burrow, and uncertain futures in …

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Atlanta Falcons Fantasy Football 2022: What to Remember

March 7, 2023March 5, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Atlanta Falcons were a complete dumpster fire for fantasy football value in 2022, mostly because we put all of our eggs in the Kyle Pitts basket. Arthur Smith famously …

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Arizona Cardinals Fantasy Football 2022: What to Remember

March 6, 2023March 5, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

While Kliff Kingsbury literally booked a one-way ticket halfway around the world to forget about the 2022 Arizona Cardinals, the rest of us aren’t so lucky. What should we remember …

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Football Absurdity Podcast: 2022 Year in Review

February 25, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Jeff returns from taking several weeks off thanks to his wife getting rear-ended and having a debilitating spine issue! Sorry, it’s not that fun or exciting. Anyway, Walker, Jeff and …

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