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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Rachaad White finished 2022 as RB38 …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout July and August. Let’s talk about Trevor Lawrence, or …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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If you love micromanaging snap counts and taking a career part-time tight end as your TE1… check your head, but also, this Fantasy Football Trey Burton player profile is for …
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If you care more about fun than fumbling in your running back, then this fantasy football Sony Michel player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If you love to bank on tight ends with unsustainable rookie production, then this fantasy football Evan Engram player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If your favorite number is 69 and you love massive positional advantages while hitting up a kegger with your bros, then this fantasy football Rob Gronkowski player profile is for …
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If you like your fantasy football tight ends to literally be Greek gods, then this fantasy football Travis Kelce player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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If you don’t want to end your fantasy football season eating horse manure (or if you do…?), then this Fantasy Football Zach Ertz profile is for you. As we gear …
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If you want to spend more time on WebMD than Pro-Football-Reference.com, then this fantasy football Greg Olsen profile is the tight end profile for you. As we gear up to …
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If you only want the most polarizing tight end on your team, then this fantasy football Jimmy Graham player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you accept Drew Brees as your saint and savior, then this fantasy football Michael Thomas player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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If you believe in miracles, then this fantasy football Chris Hogan player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is …
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If you want to flay your opposition, then this fantasy football Tyreek Hill player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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If you are wondering if anything can help the Broncos running game, then this Royce Freeman player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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If you are interested in running back battles in training camp, then this fantasy football Rashaad Penny player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you like your running backs with legs that don’t quit, then this fantasy football Saquon Barkley player profile is for you and Eli Manning. As we gear up to …
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If you want your wide receivers on two wheels, then this fantasy football JuJu Smith-Schuster player profile is for you! As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
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If you are addicted to dynamic wide receivers, then this fantasy football Josh Gordon player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football T.Y. Hilton player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you want your wide receivers paid, then this fantasy football Julio Jones player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Doug Baldwin player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Alshon Jeffery player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Davante Adams player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football DeAndre Hopkins player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Antonio Brown player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you are not worried about dropped passes, then this fantasy football Amari Cooper player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football Allen Robinson player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you want your wide receivers overlooked, then this fantasy football AJ Green player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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If you like you wide receivers to catch everything thrown their way, then this fantasy football Adam Thielen player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If your running backs are just a reminder of your shame, then this fantasy football Todd Gurley player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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If you want highlight reel plays from your running back, then this Tarik Cohen player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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If you like your running backs overlooked, then you won’t want to miss this fantasy football Melvin Gordon player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
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If you think the beast might be vanquished, then this fantasy football Marshawn Lynch player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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If you think the Colts offense is finally right, then this fantasy football Marlon Mack player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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If you think running backs need to get paid what they are worth, then this fantasy football Le’Veon Bell player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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If you want your running backs to be battering rams, then this fantasy football Leonard Fournette player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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If you draft your running backs hoping they will finally be good, then this fantasy football Lamar Miller player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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If you are worried about your running backs ability to catch, then this fantasy football Jordan Howard player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you want your running backs talented and troubled, then this Joe Mixon player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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If you want yourself a running back whisperer, then this Jerick McKinnon player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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If you like your running backs with a change of scenery, then this fantasy football Isaiah Crowell player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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If you like a big belly full of running back, then this fantasy football Ezekiel Elliott player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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If you love you some PPR backs, then this fantasy football Duke Johnson Jr. player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, …
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If you are wondering whether your running back is in a timeshare, then this fantasy football Dion Lewis player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If you are wondering whether your running back will ever be great again, then this fantasy football Devonta Freeman player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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If you are wondering whether your running back is in a timeshare, then this fantasy football Derrick Henry player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If you are interested in only the best in your running backs, then this fantasy football David Johnson player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up …
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If ACL’s are an afterthought to you, then this fantasy football Dalvin Cook player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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If you love you some PPR backs, then this fantasy football Christian McCaffrey player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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If you want a running back who dares to do the impossible, then this fantasy football Alvin Kamara player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If you are wondering whether your running back has beaten back his competition, then this fantasy football Alex Collins player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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If you prefer your quarterbacks underappreciated, then you should appreciate this fantasy football Tyrod Taylor player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity …
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If you like your quarterbacks afraid of strawberries, then this fantasy football Tom Brady player profile will leave you in terror. As we gear up to the start of the …
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If you prefer your quarterbacks to be woven of the finest glass, then this fantasy football Sam Bradford player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If you want your quarterbacks to have personal experience playing wide receiver, then this fantasy football Ryan Tannehill player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Russell Wilson player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Philip Rivers player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Patrick Mahomes player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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If you are interested in the unknown when you select your quarterbacks, then let this fantasy football Mitchell Trubisky player profile teach you. As we gear up to the start …
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If the reliability of your starting quarterback matters to you, then this fantasy football Matthew Stafford player profile will keep you safe and warm at night. As we gear up …
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If you want your quarterbacks to look like they are about to tell a dad joke, then this fantasy football Matt Ryan player profile should make you chuckle reluctantly. As …
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If you like your quarterbacks to be chill, then sit back, relax and enjoy this fantasy football Marcus Mariota player profile. As we gear up to the start of the …
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If you want your quarterbacks competitive, then you will definitely like this fantasy football Kirk Cousins player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football …
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If you are interested in Hail Mary hero in your quarterback, then this fantasy football Josh McCown player profile is the answer to your prayers. As we gear up to the …
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If you have ever questioned the elite play of your quarterback, then this fantasy football Joe Flacco player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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If you enjoy forgetting about quarterbacks like St. Louis enjoys trying to forget football, then this fantasy football Jared Goff player profile is for you. As we gear up to …
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If you have decided to peruse quarterback player profiles while waiting for your Uber to arrive, then this fantasy football Jameis Winston player profile should Lyft you up. As we …
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If what you need from your quarterback is elite play, then this fantasy football Eli Manning player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
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If you are interested in only the best in your quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Drew Bress player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to …
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If you are all about getting hyped about quarterbacks this year, then this fantasy football Deshaun Watson player profile will get you pumped. As we gear up to the start …
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If you don’t want your team broken, you will definitely want to read this fantasy football Derek Carr player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL …
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Find out in this fantasy football Dak Prescott player profile. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive …
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If you are interested in solving the mystery of what the Denver Broncos plan is at quarterback, then this fantasy football Case Keenum player profile is for you. As we …
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If you are interested in quarterbacks who are tearing the league apart, then this fantasy football Carson Wentz player profile will leave your ACL’s shredded. As we gear up to …
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If you are interested in looking as good as your fantasy quarterback plays, then this fantasy football Cam Newton player profile is the makeover you’ve been waiting for. As we …
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If you are interested in how something bad can end up being good, then this fantasy football Blake Bortles player profile is for you. As we gear up to the …
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If you are a football fan who just can’t take no for an answer, then this fantasy football Ben Roethlisberger player profile should be just what you need. As we …
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Try to be happy that you get to read all about the Red Rocket in this fantasy football Andy Dalton player profile. As we gear up to the start of …
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The only thing badder than this fantasy football Andrew Luck player profile is his throwing arm. As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is …
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If you are worried about making a mistake in your fantasy draft, just ask yourself “What Would Captain Checkdown Do?” He would definitely read our fantasy football Alex Smith player …
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EDITOR’S NOTE: Revised 7/16/2018 It appears we here at Football Absurdity have offended our first professional athlete with this article. We were very excited to find that AJ McCarron followed …
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If you are interested in only the best quarterbacks, then this fantasy football Aaron Rodgers player profile should be just what you need. As we gear up to the start …
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