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The Broncos taking Bo Nix had everyone scratching their head last season, and we were wrong. The rookie led the Broncos to the playoffs and proved head coach/professional Football Absurdity …
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The Denver Broncos added a piece at every fantasy football-relevant position, with two of the three going on day two, and the third had four career receptions in college! The …
Read More The Denver Broncos are going to be very bad this year. They cut Russell Wilson, and still owe him a ton of money, but they are going with Bo Nix …
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The Denver Broncos jettisoned Jerry Jeudy and Russell Wilson, doing a soft reset on their offense, and changing the landscape of their fantasy football options. They snagged four fantasy football-relevant …
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Before free agency opened, the Denver Broncos continued their “2024: Down to the Studs” approach of team disassembly, moving on from former first-round pick Jerry Jeudy, who never clicked fully …
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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read More It’s almost August, so it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is per 4for4’s ADP data. We …
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I don’t know if there was a more entertaining football team than the Denver Broncos last year, as long as you aren’t counting the football aspects of that team. If …
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Through five weeks of the NFL season, the AFC has not let us down when it comes to scheduling high-profile primetime matchups, as we saw on Monday Night Football when …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the tight …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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The Denver Broncos didn’t have a first-round pick this season. That’s because they turned that, Drew Lock, and Noah Fant into Russell Wilson. So, you can forgive them for having …
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We’ve already completed our look around the NFC with the West, East, North, and South. Now, we take a look at the AFC. The AFC West is the most beefed-up …
Read More The Denver Broncos are a team in transition, in many respects. Teddy Bridgwater & Drew Lock both proved that they aren’t it at the quarterback position. The team also parted …
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The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. For some coaches, 2021 was the start of …
Read More As I type this, Patrick Mahomes is taking a knee on Sunday Night Football. Cris Collinsworth and Al Michaels are talking about Andy Reid’s record coming out of a bye. …
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If you blinked, then you might have just missed the first quarter of the NFL 2021 season. Sure, we have 17 games now but let me be loose with my …
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It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks, …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We finished our quarterbacks already; …
Read More Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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The moon landing… The Nixon-Kennedy debate… that thing when Geraldo went into a mental hospital and found dozens of naked, fecal-caked inmates. Monumental moments in broadcasting. This pantheon of greatness …
Read More The 2020 Denver Broncos set quarterback Drew Lock up with plenty of weapons and removed any sort of excuses for him. He flopped, predictably, because he isn’t as good as …
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The NFL Draft is almost here! The glorified conference call takes place starting April 29, meaning that we should probably start figuring out where we want fantasy football guys to …
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We spent the entire week feeding analytics into our Super Computer and uppers into our analysts. The result is the most advanced 2021 NFL mock draft you will find without …
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The Denver Broncos have everything in place for a quarterback to succeed in their offense. They’ve stacked the deck with Jerry Jeudy, Cortland Sutton, K.J. Hamler, Noah Fant, Albert Okwuegbunam, …
Read More The 2020 Denver Broncos were the story of underachieving. There were so many things to get excited about for this iteration of John Elway’s team. They added a bunch of …
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Congratulations. If you’re reading this, it means that you made it to the semi-finals in your fantasy football league. Or it means that you’re taking your consolation bracket extremely seriously. …
Read More Drew Lock was actually good in week fourteen! Well, more specifically, he scored a lot of fantasy football points. For our purposes, that’s kind of the same thing, right? Is …
Read More The tenth week of the NFL season is toast and down goes another hopeful team. COVID-19 robbed us of the most pointless thing this year, the NFL preseason. We missed …
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It’s week ten! We did it! We reached a point in the season where the NFL is just going to grit their teeth and push right through to the end …
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It’s week ten! We did it! We reached a point in the season where the NFL is just going to grit their teeth and push right through to the end …
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We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
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I waited as long as I could to write the intro to this, but Nevada and Arizona outlasted me. Here are some tight end sleepers for week nine. Now, if …
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I waited as long as I could to write the intro to this, but Nevada and Arizona outlasted me. Here are some quarterback sleepers for week nine. Now, if you’ll …
Read More I can’t believe we are already over halfway done with the fantasy football season. If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would get here. I didn’t. …
Read More We’re halfway through the fantasy football season this week! Big congratulations to all of us! We’ve fought injuries, COVID-19, more injuries, SARS-CoV-2, even more injuries, the novel coronavirus, and of …
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The week seven start or sit article for wide receivers focuses on three guys who played in the NCAA last year: should you start or sit Tee Higgins, Chase Claypool, …
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More coronavirus! Who would have thought, huh? Anyway, things are a mess right now! To make matters worse, the NFL is spinning up the bye weeks. Oh boy, that means …
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With the news of Melvin Gordon getting a DUI late Tuesday night, fantasy football is aflutter. Panic has started to set in for some and others are looking for exploitable …
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Four weeks are in the books and everything is a disaster! The Titans are having secret practices, Cam Newton still has COVID-19, and Patrick Mahomes might get it any second …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Ah, streaming tight ends. This is where the rubber meets the road and the fun really begins. This week, we have three players who might all be on your roster …
Read More The Denver Broncos took Noah Fant and Drew Lock in the first two rounds of the 2019 NFL Draft, then they went out and added Melvin Gordon, Jerry Jeudy, K.J. …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
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The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eleven (!) fantasy football eligible players went in this round. Wildly enough, we had four quarterbacks, six wide receivers, one …
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Last week, we did a quick tour around the NFC to discuss each team’s draft picks and to create a fantasy football wishlist for what we would like them to …
Read More A mid-20th century philosopher and poet, Michael Philip Jagger once said, “you can’t always get what you want.” He then went on to opine that sometimes you get what you …
Read More “Changes aren’t permanent, but change is.” We recently lost Neil Peart, the man who wrote those words. No more appropriate words exist to describe the 2019 Denver Broncos. They changed …
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Should I Start or Sit DeAndre Washington, Boston Scott, or Royce Freeman in Week 16? As the 2019 fantasy football season comes to an end, I wanted to thank everyone …
Read More Tight End Sleepers. The last desperate hope for people anxiously attempting to find a player who can score a touchdown. If you’re here, you’re not proud. Or maybe you are …
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Should I Start or Sit Mark Ingram, Phillip Lindsay, or Devin Singletary in Week 14? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Last season’s final tight end sleepers piece was just a series of quotes about futility. Every single week this season, I’ve staved off the urge to recreate that post. We …
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What follows is a submission from one of our readers, Karl Leslie. Karl was able to bring us this great fantasy football knowledge and insight on his fantasy football trade …
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Well, it’s week eight of the fantasy football season. You realized that you’ve made a ton of errors in your awful teams and you hate yourself. It’s time to turn …
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It’s fantasy football week eight, which means we’re over halfway to the fantasy football playoffs, and halfway through the real fantasy football season. “What about week seventeen championships?” you might …
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It’s fantasy football week eight, which means we’re over halfway to the fantasy football playoffs, and halfway through the real fantasy football season. “What about week seventeen championships?” you might …
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We’ve hit week seven, and the halfway point to most fantasy football leagues. We’ve also seemingly reached the ceremonial drop-dead point for a lot of teams in fantasy football leagues. …
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Well, it’s week six of the fantasy football season. You’re 0-5, and staring straight and the 5,000 points the Patriots D put up for your opponent this week. Time to …
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I’m not going to sugarcoat it or lie to you, the week four sleeper wide receivers were extremely difficult to find this week. It was one guy sliding in at …
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Be forewarned, you’re going to hear a lot about “explosive plays” in this article. Yes, I finally found a really good source for this stat, why do you ask? While …
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The future car salesmen are cut, the Labor Day grills are extinguished, and it’s officially time for the spiritual beginning of fall… fantasy football week one! Every year, we take …
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The 2019 NFL Draft is in the rearview mirror, and it’s time for the next part of the NFL calendar. That’s right… massive, rampant speculation! They will go through drills …
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The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eight fantasy football eligible players went in this round, and three of them were quarterbacks. Two of them were tight …
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2018’s Best Denver Broncos Fantasy Football Player: Phillip Lindsay, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Denver Broncos Fantasy Football Disappointment: Demayrius Thomas, Wide Receiver 2019 Denver Broncos Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Quarterback, …
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Fantasy Football Week 14 QB Sleepers If you are rolling with QB sleepers in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs, then hats off to you. That’s a ballsy …
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Fantasy Football Week 14: Start or Sit Humphries, Sutton, or D.J. Moore? It’s the first week of the fantasy football playoffs in most leagues, and that means, statistically, fewer people …
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Should you start or sit Adam Humphries, Courtland Sutton, or D.J. Moore in your fantasy football playoffs?
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Week 13 Fantasy Football TE Sleepers The bye weeks are over, so only the truly desperate are searching for TE sleepers at this point. Either that or you’re a savvy …
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Week 13 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers The bye weeks are over, so only the truly desperate are searching for QB sleepers at this point. Either that or you’re a savvy …
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Week 12 TE Sleepers – InfiniTE War Hello, Travis Kelce owners. My condolences, O.J. Howard owners. Eric Ebron owners, get out of here, he’s great! You are not allowed to …
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Week 11 RB Sleepers Every week, we highlight RB sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
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Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Tyler Boyd, Chris Godwin, or Courtland Sutton? Week eleven is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
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Week 11 TE Sleepers Every week, we highlight TE sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
Read More Fantasy Football Week 11: Start or Sit Vance McDonald, OJ Howard, or Jeff Heuerman? As week 11 approaches, the unusually flighty tight end position is starting to paint a more …
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Week 9 RB Sleepers – Throw the Booker at Them Every week at Football Absurdity, we hope to provide you with actionable fantasy football advice. Whether it’s our weekly waiver …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Doug Baldwin, Courtland Sutton, or Corey Davis? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one …
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Fantasy Football Week 9: Start or Sit Dak Prescott, Case Keenum, or Ben Roethlisberger? It’s fantasy football week nine, and the difficulty level matches the week. This week is one of …
Read More Week 8 Fantasy Football WR Sleepers It’s finally week eight, which means that the fantasy football season is already half over. This isn’t true if you play in a league …
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Week 8 Fantasy Football RB Sleepers It’s finally week eight, which means that the fantasy football season is already half over. This isn’t true if you play in a league …
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Week 8 Fantasy Football QB Sleepers It’s finally week eight, which means that the fantasy football season is already half over. This isn’t true if you play in a league …
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This week’s Thursday Night Football did not seem to be the best matchup. The mostly inept Arizona Cardinals hosted the mostly not-exciting Denver Broncos. This thing turned into a laugher …
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Week 7: Start or Sit Will Fuller, Larry Fitzgerald, or Demaryius Thomas? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we …
Read More If you are wondering if anything can help the Broncos running game, then this Royce Freeman player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of the …
Read More For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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If you are interested in solving the mystery of what the Denver Broncos plan is at quarterback, then this fantasy football Case Keenum player profile is for you. As we …
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The Denver Broncos spent 2017 losing more games than they had since before Tebowmania started, and going under .500 for the third time since we learned what a hanging Chad …
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After already taking a look at the NFC West, it’s time to turn to their AFC counterparts, the AFC West. The AFC West made two of the earliest splash moves …
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The Denver Broncos roster is a F R E A K I N G mess. They have nearly $68 million locked up in five players for 2018, and not a …
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This isn’t where Brock Osweiler wanted to end up. He took less money from the Houston Texans than offered by the Denver Broncos to end up sucking, getting kicked to …
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The first time I really felt myself with regards to fantasy football was loudly zigging while everyone else was zagging on C.J. Anderson a few years ago. Hype and pro-rating …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Andy Dalton is the smart fantasy football play. Personally, I would tread gingerly before starting him at quarterback. There are some …
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The waiver wire running back options for week four paint a very interesting picture for how the season has gone. Darren Sproles ACL tear makes a cloudy situation in Philadelphia. …
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We are two weeks into the football season and it is slowly starting to dawn on you that Andrew Luck might not play this year. He might never play again. …
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There’s so much up in the air for the Broncos this season, with the backfield and the quarterback situation in complete flux. That’s been the situation for a couple years …
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