2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Houston Texans
Our tour around the NFL has taken us to God’s Forsaken Division, the AFC South. Admit it, you always forget at least one team in this division when rattling off …
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The Houston Texans 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Houston Texans needed to regroup on offense. They will be without three locked and loaded starters from 2024: LT Laremy Tunsil, WR Stefon Diggs, and WR Tank Dell. Unsurprisingly, …
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2024 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Houston Texans
If the Detroit Lions are the #1 all-vibes team in the league, then the Texans aren’t far behind. They added incredible talent in Stefon Diggs, Joe Mixon, Denico Autrey, and …
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2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Houston Texans
The Texans jumped forward about 2 years in their team-building plan as C.J. Stroud hit the ground running last season. He elevated Nico Collins, who floundered under prior quarterbacks and …
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2023 Team Previews / AFC South / Fantasy Football 2023 / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Tennessee Titans
THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC South
Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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Houston Texans 2023 Fantasy Football Sleepers, Breakouts & Busts
It’s after the Fourth of July, which means that it’s high time we turn our attention to fantasy football sleepers, breakouts, and busts for every NFL team. The ADP is …
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Houston Texans 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
I have no idea what the Houston Texans are doing. They traded the 12th pick and the 33rd pick in the 2023 NFL draft, along with a 2024 first and …
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2022 Brandin Cooks Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the wide …
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2022 Marlon Mack Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We continue with the running …
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2022 Davis Mills Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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Houston Texans 2022 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read More Houston Texans 2022 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Houston Texans are a rebuilding franchise. And, as such, they decided to take players at premium positions in the 2022 NFL Draft with their prime picks (their first three …
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2022 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: AFC South
The AFC South might be the most rudderless division in the NFL. The Colts angrily jettisoned Carson Wentz and replaced him with one of the few QBs older than me, …
Read More Houston Texans Fantasy Football 2021: What to Remember
This might shock you but the Houston Texans turned out to be terrible this season! It seems as though trading all of your good players, except your star quarterback who …
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2021 Phillip Lindsay Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More 2021 Brandin Cooks Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We’ve run through 20 quarterbacks …
Read More 2021 David Johnson Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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2021 Deshaun Watson Fantasy Football Player Profile
It’s that time of year once again! Football Absurdity will bring you a breakdown of every notable fantasy football-relevant player throughout June, July, and August. We start off with the …
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Houston Texans 2021 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
Every summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
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Houston Texans 2021 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Houston Texans are one of the messiest teams in the history of the NFL. They jettisoned Bill O’Brien and somehow came out the other side worse for wear. They …
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2021 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wish List: AFC South
It takes a lot of effort to have the Houston Texans in your division and a different team gets the first overall pick in the NFL Draft. Such is the …
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Deshaun Watson and Fantasy Football
Whenever I rostered Adrian Peterson after his felony child abuse incident, I told myself that I would roster Satan himself in my fantasy football league if he got me 5.0 …
Read More Breaking NFL News: Shaq Lawson Finds 4-3 Scheme “Great”
While the middle of April is usually the deadest period for breaking NFL news, 2021 is turning out differently. New Texan Shaq Lawson learned of the team’s switch from 3-4 …
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Houston Texans Add Phillip Lindsay, Mark Ingram: Fantasy Football Fallout
It’s hard for the Houston Texans to do anything without having people scratch their heads. Last season, they went all-in on a second-round pick and David Johnson for All-Everything wide …
Read More Houston Texans Fantasy Football 2020: What to Remember
Think about every possible way a team can end up as dysfunctional, and you get an idea of the 2020 Houston Texans. The year started with Bill O’Brien trading DeAndre …
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Black Monday 2021: The Only Thing Worse Than These Coaches Are the Teams That Fired Them!
The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. Black Monday 2021 marks the end of many …
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2020 Week 16 Advice / Atlanta Falcons / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 16: Getting Higgy With It
We made it, folks! It’s the fantasy football finals, and it’s time for our final edition of wide receiver sleepers. What a crazy year it was, with the Titans being …
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2020 Week 15 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Miami Dolphins / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 15: Throwing Darts
If you’re reading this, welcome and congratulations to the fantasy football quarterfinals. It’s week fifteen, so ideally you don’t need to find a wide receiver sleeper. But, if you do, …
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2020 Week 14 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Jacksonville Jaguars / New York Jets / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 14: Keke’s Delivery Service
It’s time for the 2020 fantasy football playoffs. Hopefully, you have all the guys you need on your roster already. If you don’t, we have a wide receiver sleeper list …
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Streaming Defenses Fantasy Football Week 14: Bear Down in Defeat
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what …
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2020 Week 14 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Los Angeles Rams / Philadelphia Eagles / Running Back / Start or Sit
Start or Sit Cam Akers, Miles Sanders, or David Johnson in Fantasy Football Week 14?
I’m proud of us. I’m proud of you, and I’m proud of myself. The NFL? Not so much. Their coronavirus handling kept the league (mostly) on schedule, but they allowed …
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2020 Week 13 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Minnesota Vikings / Sleepers / Tight End
Tight End Sleeper List Fantasy Football Week 13: Forgot About Trey
If we are being completely honest, I didn’t think that we would make it to this point… and we almost didn’t. COVID-19 ravaged the league last week, with dozens of …
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2020 Week 12 Advice / Baltimore Ravens / Dallas Cowboys / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Pittsburgh Steelers / Quarterback / Running Back / Sleepers / Tight End / Washington Commanders / Wide Receiver
Thanksgiving Day Fantasy Football Sleepers
It’s time for the Thanksgiving Day games, and with it, a full slate of six teams [update: four teams] to futilely try to pull value from the games. Just like …
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2020 Week 12 Advice / Baltimore Ravens / Dallas Cowboys / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Pittsburgh Steelers / Quarterback / Running Back / Start or Sit / Tight End / Washington Commanders / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Fantasy Football: Thanksgiving Edition
This year, we get our usual triple-tap set of Thanksgiving games, but this year, we don’t have to argue with our uncle about whether or not the change in frequency …
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2020 Week 11 Advice / Atlanta Falcons / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Start or Sit / Tight End / Washington Commanders
Start or Sit Logan Thomas, Austin Hooper, or Hayden Hurst in Fantasy Football Week 11?
We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
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2020 Week 10 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Los Angeles Chargers / Miami Dolphins / Running Back / Sleepers
Running Back Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 10: Dumpster Diving
It’s week ten! We did it! We reached a point in the season where the NFL is just going to grit their teeth and push right through to the end …
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2020 Week 10 Advice / Cincinnati Bengals / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Brandin Cooks, Jarvis Landry, or Tee Higgins in Fantasy Football Week 10?
We’ve hit the double-digit weeks, and only like half of the league is starting to add multiple players to the COVID-19 report every week. Things are fine! This isn’t bad …
Read More 2020 Week 7 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Pittsburgh Steelers / Sleepers / Tight End / Washington Commanders
Sleeper Tight Ends Fantasy Football Week 7: Fells Bells
It’s week seven, and every single fantasy football team is in shambles. Well, not every team, but a lot of them! It’s time to plug in the holes in your …
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2020 Week 6 Advice / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Running Back / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Start or Sit David Montgomery, Ronald Jones or David Johnson in Fantasy Football Week 6?
Every week, fantasy football players bemoan the state of their running backs. With good reason. Running backs are falling like wheat from the chaff. In week six, our running back …
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2020 Week 4 Advice / Arizona Cardinals / Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Running Back / Sleepers
Sleeper Running Backs Fantasy Football Week 5: Chase Chase
Four weeks are in the books and everything is a disaster! The Titans are having secret practices, Cam Newton still has COVID-19, and Patrick Mahomes might get it any second …
Read More Houston Texans, Sorry For Your Loss: The End of an Era
The first quarter of the 2020 NFL season is in the books and we lost only one game to COVID?! Winner winner! Week four provided some great signs of life …
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2020 Week 4 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Houston Texans / Miami Dolphins / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers / Wide Receiver
Wide Receiver Sleepers Fantasy Football Week 4: Aiyuk, In
Oh, man! Injuries! Coronavirus! More injuries! And even more injuries! At least one of these things was unexpected, but in a more real sense, you could see all of these …
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2020 Week 4 Advice / Fantasy Football 2020 / Green Bay Packers / Houston Texans / Miami Dolphins / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit DeVante Parker, Allen Lazard, or Brandin Cooks in Fantasy Football Week 4?
It’s week four, and if you are like the rest of us, you probably have, or have had, a star wide receiver on the shelf. That means you’ve turned to …
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“Will Fuller Will Smash, When Healthy”
They trawl fantasy football circles. You must constantly stay vigilant and on the move lest you become overwhelmed and end up one of them. They slowly shuffle toward you. Horrid, …
Read More Houston Texans Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust
The Houston Texans completely rejiggered their offense this season, moving DeAndre Hopkins and Carlos Hyde off the roster and adding the services of Randall Cobb, Brandin Cooks, and David Johnson. …
Read More 2020 Will Fuller Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
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2020 David Johnson Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More 2020 Fantasy Football Brandin Cooks Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More 2020 Deshaun Watson Fantasy Football Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in …
Read More Houston Texans 2020 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The 2020 NFL Draft is in the books, and that means it’s time for us to fully turn our attention to the 2020 NFL season and fantasy football. While COVID-19 …
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2020 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Wishlist: AFC South
We’ve taken our tour around the NFL, looking at each team and figuring out their best bets for increasing their fantasy football production through the 2020 NFL Draft. Today, we …
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Fantasy Football Fallout: DeAndre Hopkins-David Johnson Swap, Randall Cobb, and Kenyan Drake
The Houston Texans and Arizona Cardinals completed one of the most baffling one-for-one (plus miscellany) swaps in NFL history on March 16. The Texans sent DeAndre Hopkins and a fourth-round …
Read More Houston Texans Fantasy Football 2019: What to Remember
Everything looked great for the Houston Texans and their 2019 hopes right up until Bill O’Brien chose to kick a field goal to go up 24-0 on fourth & one …
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2020 Divisional Round / 2020 Playoffs / Baltimore Ravens / Comedy / Green Bay Packers / Houston Texans / Kansas City Chiefs / Minnesota Vikings / Predictions / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks / Tennessee Titans
NFL Divisional Round 2020 Predictions from Experts and Comedians
We’re down to 8 teams vying for the Super Bowl. We asked our Football Absurdity staff to weigh in on each of this week’s four exciting NFL divisional round playoff matchups. …
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AFC Divisional Round Preview: Kansas City Chiefs versus Houston Texans
AFC Divisional Round Matchup: Houston Texans (10-6) at Kansas City Chiefs (12-4) Sunday, January 12, 12:05 PM PST (CBS) The Houston Texans almost lost last weekend against Josh Allen, of …
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AFC Wild Card Saturday Preview: Buffalo Bills versus Houston Texans
AFC Wild Card Matchup: Buffalo Bills (10-6) at Houston Texans (10-6) Saturday, January 4, 1:35 PM PST (ESPN) The Bills and the Texans face off in the first NFL AFC …
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Wild Card Predictions from Experts and Comedians
Buffalo Bills at Houston Texans Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief The Texans now have the coveted “let’s get this out of the way” game each season. They host a team …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Houston Texans / Kansas City Chiefs / Miami Dolphins / Running Back / Start or Sit / Week 15 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Patrick Laird, Carlos Hyde, or LeSean McCoy in Week 15?
Should I Start or Sit Patrick Laird, Carlos Hyde, or LeSean McCoy in Week 15? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2019 / Houston Texans / New York Jets / Start or Sit / Week 15 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Start or Sit Joe Mixon, Le’Veon Bell, or Carlos Hyde in Week 15
This week for my start or sit article, I’ll be spotlighting running backs ranked around the middle of the pack. I will let you know my thoughts on them, and …
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Fantasy Football 2019 / Houston Texans / Minnesota Vikings / Seattle Seahawks / Start or Sit / Week 13 2019 Fantasy Football Advice / Wide Receiver
Start or Sit Jacob Hollister, Kyle Rudolph, or Darren Fells in Week 13?
Should I Start or Sit Jacob Hollister, Kyle Rudolph, or Darren Fells in Week 13? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 8 Dumpster Dives
Well, it’s week eight of the fantasy football season. You realized that you’ve made a ton of errors in your awful teams and you hate yourself. It’s time to turn …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 7 Dumpster Dives
Well, it’s week seven of the fantasy football season. You realized that you’ve made a ton of errors in your awful teams, so it’s time to get some good fuzzies …
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Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2019 / Houston Texans / Philadelphia Eagles / Sleepers / Tight End / Week 7 2019 Fantasy Football Advice
Week Seven TE Sleepers – Raiding Fort Knox
We’ve hit week seven, and the halfway point to most fantasy football leagues. We’ve also seemingly reached the ceremonial drop-dead point for a lot of teams in fantasy football leagues. …
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Week Six TE Sleepers – The Fantasy Football Gods Must Be Crazy
Tight end is an absolute disaster this week. Everybody between 50% ownership and 10% ownership is hurt, on bye, or a disaster (except one guy!) With that in mind, let’s …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 3 Dumpster Dives
Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …
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Daily Fantasy Football Week 2 Dumpster Dives
Ah, daily fantasy football. The last bastion of fantasy football junkies, who can’t do any significant roster tinkering on a Saturday, so they wander into their daily fantasy football client …
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Fantasy Football 2019: Week Two Running Back Sleepers
“Changes aren’t permanent, but change is!” I think Geddy Lee wrote those lyrics after looking at his fantasy football running back group after a particularly bad week. Yes, I know …
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Fantasy Football Week 1: Start or Sit Fuller, Jeffery, or Westbrook?
It’s fantasy football week one, which means the first of sixteen weeks of agonizing over every single lineup decision. We at Football Absurdity want to help you with the hardest …
Read More Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Houston Texans
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Will Fuller Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Keke Coutee Player Profile
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Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Lamar Miller Player Profile
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2019 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Houston Texans
The 2019 NFL Draft is in the rearview mirror, and it’s time for the next part of the NFL calendar. That’s right… massive, rampant speculation! They will go through drills …
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2019 Fantasy Football DeAndre Hopkins Player Profile
As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
Read More NFL Draft: Houston Texans Fantasy Football Wishlist
2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: DeAndre Hopkins, Wide Receiver 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Any Myriad of WRs Hyped at Some Point Throughout the Season 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: …
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Football Absurdity Experts’ 2019 NFL Wild Card Predictions
2019 NFL Wild Card Predictions We know it’s a week late but we think the song that should kick off the NFL playoffs is ‘It’s the most wonderful time of …
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Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Ekeler, Edwards, or Lamar Miller?
Fantasy Football Week 13: Start or Sit Austin Ekeler, Gus Edwards, or Lamar Miller? It’s week 13, which means for many of us it is a de facto week one …
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Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2018 / Houston Texans / New York Giants / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Sanu, Coutee, or Shepard?
Fantasy Football Week 12: Start or Sit Mohamed Sanu, Keke Coutee, or Sterling Shepard? Week twelve is upon us, which means that some of us are just two games away …
Read More Week 11 WR Sleepers – All Rookie Edition
Week 11 WR Sleepers Every week, we highlight WR sleepers available in over 50% of Yahoo! leagues to help you find players streamable to help you win! For those of …
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Thursday Night Farceball: Miami Dolphins at Houston Texans
Thursday Night Farceball Week 8: Miami Dolphins at Houston Texans Unless you’re a Houston Texans or Miami Dolphins fan, there is no reason for any rational person to watch this matchup. …
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Carolina Panthers / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / Houston Texans / Quarterback / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Newton, Stafford, or Watson?
Fantasy Football Week 8: Start or Sit Cam Newton, Matthew Stafford, or Deshaun Watson? It feels like the fantasy football season just started, but this is the last week where …
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Fantasy Football Week 7: Start or Sit Peterson, Powell, or Lamar Miller?
Week 7: Start or Adrian Peterson, Bilal Powell, or Lamar Miller? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we have …
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Arizona Cardinals / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2018 / Houston Texans / Start or Sit / Wide Receiver
Fantasy Football Week 7: Start or Sit Fuller, Fitzgerald, or Demaryius Thomas?
Week 7: Start or Sit Will Fuller, Larry Fitzgerald, or Demaryius Thomas? Every week at Football Absurdity, we like to help you with your start or sit decisions. However, we …
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2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Houston Texans
If you’ve read this far from the beginning of our 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakouts and bust series, thank you! And congratulations on being a bigger try-hard than J.J. Watt. …
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30 Team Parlay: Football Gambling Advice for AFC South Overs/Unders
Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling advice. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and …
Read More Fantasy Football DeAndre Hopkins: 2018 Player Profile
If you only want the best wide receivers on your team, then this fantasy football DeAndre Hopkins player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start of …
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2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Houston Texans
Finally, we come to the AFC South and the Houston Texans. The Texans had the most eye-popping five-game stretch of any team last season as Deshaun Watson set the league …
Read More 2018 Fantasy Football Lamar Miller Player Profile
If you draft your running backs hoping they will finally be good, then this fantasy football Lamar Miller player profile is for you. As we gear up to the start …
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2018 Fantasy Football Deshaun Watson Player Profile
If you are all about getting hyped about quarterbacks this year, then this fantasy football Deshaun Watson player profile will get you pumped. As we gear up to the start …
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State of the Division: The AFC South
The AFC South is the most forgettable division in the NFL since realignment. The Jags ran it for a while, then Peyton Manning put an iron fist on the division. …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Houston Texans (The Astro Dynamo Rocket)
As their name implies, Astro Dynamo Rockets hate inertia. If this personality type was a Saturday morning cartoon, their arch enemy would be Captain Boredom. That actually might not make …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Houston Texans
If it weren’t for an untimely (and completely hidden from the world) Deshaun Watson injury last season on top of injuries to J.J. Watt and Whitney Mercilus, we could have …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Ryan Griffin over Evan Engram
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Evan Engram is the smart fantasy football play. I’ve have questions asking what an Absurdity Check is. An Absurdity Check is …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Ryan Griffin in Week Six?
Don’t get me wrong, I love Waleed. I think he’s a great guy. He’s funny as all get-out, and he has a sweet afro. Unfortunately, his fantasy football prognostication skills …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Deshaun Watson over Carson Wentz
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Carson Wentz is the smart fantasy football play. While I am a big fan of Carson Wentz and what he has …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Trade Targets — Sell High
As we enter into week five of the fantasy football season, many teams are looking for ways to improve their roster. If you’ve read up on our guide to initiating …
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NFL Quarter Season: AFC South Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
Read More AFC / AFC South / Arizona Cardinals / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football / Houston Texans / NFC / NFC South / NFC West / Teams / Waiver Wire
Waiver Wire Wide Receiver Week Five: Fantasy Football Wide Receiver aka Out Routes and Onamonapia
The week five waiver wire is an interesting place to look for wide receivers. Two of the top ten receivers for this past week are available in most leagues. One …
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Waiver Wire Quarterback Week Five: Fantasy Football Quarterbacks aka Tennessee Makes Titans Of Us All
As we head into the week five waiver wire pool, you are starting to miss your chance to get a break out candidate at quarterback. There is one every year …
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Fantasy Football Week Four Biggest Surprises
Week four has come and one and if you played any of the top players from this week, I have to wonder what other terrible decisions you are making in …
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Thursday Night Farceball: Houston Texans at Cincinnati Bengals
Tonight’s Thursd— The Bengals-Texa— It felt like it was imp— Look can you j— Can I go now? Okay. Now that that’s out of the way, you now understand the …
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Houston Texans 2017 Fantasy Football Preview
The Texans thought it would be a great idea to trot Brock Osweiler out last year after being embarrassed by the likes of Ryan Mallett and Brian Hoyer in 2015. …
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