
2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Tennessee Titans
The Titans were the worst team in the NFL last year, and in true Titans fashion, they did not get a generational quarterback out of it. Don’t get me wrong, …
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The Titans were the worst team in the NFL last year, and in true Titans fashion, they did not get a generational quarterback out of it. Don’t get me wrong, …
Read MoreLiam Coen is in town, and I am all-in on the Jaguars this season. It’s hard for me to find bad things to say about this roster, with Travis Hunter …
Read MoreThe running joke on the Football Absurdity Podcast is that the Colts will always get the eighteenth-best quarterback in the league and think that it will lead them to the …
Read MoreOur tour around the NFL has taken us to God’s Forsaken Division, the AFC South. Admit it, you always forget at least one team in this division when rattling off …
Read MoreAaron Rodgers held the Pittsburgh Steelers hostage all offseason, and much to Mel Kiper’s chagrin, they did not draft Shedeur Sanders. They did, however, trade away George Pickens, trade for …
Read MoreThe Cleveland Browns had a very Brownsian offseason, trading for Kenny Pickett, signing Joe Flacco, taking Dillon Gabriel in the third, and then taking Shedeur Sanders in the fifth round. …
Read MoreThe Cincinnati Bengals did a whole lot of nothing on offense this offseason. They re-signed Tee Higgins and Mike Gesicki, which completely wiped the front office’s ability to do anything …
Read MoreThe Baltimore Ravens ran back the same offense from last season, only adding around the edges. As such, there aren’t a lot of edges to be found in analyzing the …
Read MoreThe Jets hit the reset button this offseason, jettisoning the entire coaching staff, Aaron Rodgers, and various other odds and ends. They paid Garrett Wilson & Sauce Gardner, snagged Justin …
Read MoreThe New England Patriots are an enigma. Their quarterback, Drake Maye, is a young Justin Herbert. Right down to a pretty bad room of weapons around him to start his …
Read MoreThe Miami Dolphins sure looked like they were set for a massive reset last season. Mike McDaniel finished at 8-9, Tua Tagovailoa missed six games with a concussion, and Tyreek …
Read MoreThe Buffalo Bills lost to the Kansas City Chiefs in the playoffs in a heartbreaking fashion once again. Once again, the NFL implemented a rule change to try to keep …
Read MoreThe Khaki Psychopath did it again. Jim Harbaugh took a break from slamming full glasses of milk with steaks and his heart almost exploding (related?) to turn the Chargers’ franchise …
Read MoreThe Raiders spent last season using a combination of Gardner Minshew, Aidan O’Connell, and Desmond Midder to flail their way to 4-13, and jettisoned everyone involved in that disaster. The …
Read MoreThe Kansas City Chiefs, denied eternity, are merely former back-to-back champs, and have just been to five out of the last six Super Bowls. Trash, really. A bunch of garbage. …
Read MoreThe Broncos taking Bo Nix had everyone scratching their head last season, and we were wrong. The rookie led the Broncos to the playoffs and proved head coach/professional Football Absurdity …
Read MoreThe Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ offense was one of the better stories about the 2025 season. Liam Coen led this unit to take giant steps across the board, getting a career …
Read MoreOh, when the Saints go marching in. Now, when the saints go marching in, they’re going 0-17 when the Saints go marching in. The league’s worst team, with a dreadful …
Read MoreBryce Young had an inconsistent sophomore season, but the Panthers are ready to take the next step with the kid. Dave Canales has the team pointed in the right direction, …
Read MoreThe Atlanta Falcons certainly did it the hard way last offseason, spending $100 million on Kirk Cousins before taking Michael Penix with a top-ten pick in the draft. In the …
Read MoreThe Vikings were the big surprise of the 2024 NFL season. When rookie quarterback J.J. McCarthy went down with a knee injury in the first preseason game of his NFL …
Read MoreThe Green Bay Packers mostly stood pat on offense this free agency period, losing only one player who played more than 1.2% of the offensive snaps last season, starting C …
Read MoreThe 2024 NFL season went about as well as reasonably expected for the Detroit Lions, right up until they ran into the Washington Commanders in the playoffs and Jayden Daniels …
Read MoreAll eyes are on Chicago and the Bears this offseason; they added Ben Johnson, the mastermind behind the Lions’ offense, to the 2024 #1 overall pick in Caleb Williams, and …
Read MoreThe Washington Commanders were a pleasant surprise last season, as they embarked on their rebuild with rookie Jayden Daniels, and promptly made it to the NFC Championship Game, taking down …
Read MoreThe Super Bowl Champions need no introduction. The Tush Push merchants boast tons of high-end fantasy football options, making it hard to figure out who could be underdrafted or a …
Read MoreThe New York Football Giants fell apart last season, eventually jettisoning their quarterback Daniel Jones to turn to… Drew Lock? They now have far too many quarterbacks, with Jameis Winston, …
Read MoreThe 2024 Dallas Cowboys sucked. Please don’t take my word for it, Dak Prescott said it himself, but with a bit more colorful language thrown in there. Things got messier …
Read MoreThe Seahawks had themselves a big offseason: they traded Geno Smith to the Raiders, traded D.K. Metcalf to the Steelers, and went out and snagged Sam Darnold and Cooper Kupp …
Read MoreThe 49ers certainly had themselves an offseason. They lost a ton of talent on the defensive side of the ball and along the offensive line, as well as moving on …
Read MoreThe Rams let Cooper Kupp leave for the rival Seahawks and replaced him with one of the few available upgrades on the market, in Davante Adams. Adams joins Puka Nacua …
Read MoreThe Arizona Cardinals were the most boring franchise to follow this offseason, at least for fantasy football purposes. They didn’t draft anyone at any fantasy football-relevant position, and they didn’t …
Read MoreI never like making the fantasy football bust series. I really don’t. I want everyone to be good, and I want everyone’s sleepers to hit, and I don’t want anyone …
Read MoreI never like making the fantasy football bust series. I really don’t. I want everyone to be good, and I want everyone’s sleepers to hit, and I don’t want anyone …
Read MoreI never like making the fantasy football bust series. I really don’t. I want everyone to be good, and I want everyone’s sleepers to hit, and I don’t want anyone …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreIt’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …
Read MoreIt’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …
Read MoreIt’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …
Read MoreIt’s never too early to do a sleeper or a bust list. Basically, as soon as experts start to put out their rankings, we can start to see patterns and …
Read MoreI never like making the fantasy football bust series. I really don’t. I want everyone to be good, and I want everyone’s sleepers to hit, and I don’t want anyone …
Read MoreI never like making the fantasy football bust series. I really don’t. I want everyone to be good, and I want everyone’s sleepers to hit, and I don’t want anyone …
Read MoreI never like making the fantasy football bust series. It’s not fun. I want everyone to be good, and I want everyone’s sleepers to hit, and I don’t want anyone …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreEvery summer, we take a deep dive into the fantasy football average draft position (ADP) of players on each real-life NFL team. We do this so that we can determine …
Read MoreWe’ve taken a tour around the positions looking at their bust candidates. Today, we finish our look by checking out some fantasy football bust tight ends. Trying to designate bust …
Read MoreYesterday, we looked at fantasy football bust quarterbacks and running backs, so it’s time to move down the list to fantasy football bust wide receivers. Thankfully, the top-end guys generally …
Read MoreYesterday, we looked at fantasy football bust quarterbacks, so it’s time to move down the list to fantasy football bust running backs. Last year, eight running backs went in the …
Read MoreIt’s August, so we finally have some truly representative fantasy football average draft position data. We start off by looking at quarterback sleepers and busts and try to sort out …
Read MoreThe New York Jetropolitans are the laughingstock of the AFC. Luckily, Washington Football Team (???) exists so the New York Jets (gotta fix that SEO boondoggle I created for the …
Read MoreThe New Look New England Patriots will have someone other than Tom Brady under center for the first time in team history, While that’s not true, it certainly feels that …
Read MoreThe Miami Dolphins spent 2019 Tanking for Tua, but Mike Gesicki, DeVante Parker, Preston Williams and Ryan Fitzpatrick almost blew that. They got Tua Tagovailoa in the draft, but uncertainty …
Read MoreThe New England Patriots vacated their role as the #1 team in the AFC East this offseason (at least, in theory). The Buffalo Bills are set up to pick up …
Read MoreThe Washington Football Team has something to prove this season. They want to prove they aren’t a bunch of racists, misogynists, and losers. I linked exclusively to the Washington Post …
Read MoreThe Philadelphia Eagles looked more like a fourth-preseason game team than a playoff team when they hobbled off the field after losing to the Seahawks in the playoffs. DeSean Jackson, …
Read MoreThe Dallas Cowboys failed to ink quarterback Dak Prescott to a long-term deal before the franchise tag deadline this offseason. That came on the heels of adding the best wide …
Read MoreIt’s a new era in New York for the New York Giants. Eli Manning and Pat Shurmur are gone, and that means it’s time for the Daniel Jones Show featuring …
Read MoreThe Jacksonville Jaguars were a mess last season, but their mess came from a good problem to have. Big offseason acquisition Nick Foles broke his collarbone on an admittedly very …
Read MoreThe Tennessee Titans rode Derrick Henry almost all the way to the Super Bowl, leaving us with a vision of the Titans running first, second, and then when they’re done …
Read MoreThe Indianapolis Colts had a much better offseason this year than they did last year. Andrew Luck retired, sending the team into a tizzy. They leaned on Jacoby Brissett, but …
Read MoreThe Houston Texans completely rejiggered their offense this season, moving DeAndre Hopkins and Carlos Hyde off the roster and adding the services of Randall Cobb, Brandin Cooks, and David Johnson. …
Read MoreThere isn’t a team whose hardware is more argued over than the 2020 Tampa Bay Buccaneers. At this point, we aren’t sure how the Brady Bot hardware will interact with …
Read MoreThe New Orleans Saints once again came one heartbreaking play away from advancing in the playoffs, once again. This happened to them against the Vikings, once again. And once again, …
Read MoreThe Carolina Panthers cleaned house this offseason, getting a new head coach, new offensive coordinator, and new quarterback. Things will undoubtedly change for the Carolina Panthers offense, but there are …
Read MoreThe Atlanta Falcons are all set up to have a big 2020 season. They’ve reloaded, jettisoning Devonta Freeman and Austin Hooper for Todd Gurley and Hayden Hurst. Their 2019 offensive …
Read MoreInjuries tore through the Pittsburgh Steelers locker room last season, costing them Big Ben Roethlisberger for fourteen games, James Conner for (all or most of) eight games, and JuJu Smith-Schuster …
Read MoreThe Cleveland Browns were supposed to break out of it last year. They were supposed to make the playoffs for the first time since 2002. That didn’t happen. The Cleveland …
Read MoreThe Cincinnati Bengals were really bad last year. That’s not shocking to hear, after all, they picked #1 overall, adding Joe Burrow to their squad (more on that later). Still, …
Read MoreIt seemed to be a fait accompli that the Ravens end up as at least the AFC Champions last year. They went 14-2, vanquishing strong foes like the Houston Texans, …
Read MoreThe Minnesota Vikings mostly stood pat among their skill position players, with the notable exception of a one-for-one swap of Stefon Diggs-for-Justin Jefferson. As such, trying to find a Minnesota …
Read MoreThe Green Bay Packers did an amazing job of ignoring their biggest need heading into 2020: a second wide receiver. Or did they? They, after all, have the power of …
Read MoreThe Detroit Lions weren’t all that bad last year until injuries absolutely decimated their offense. Matthew Stafford and T.J Hockenson are healthy and back, and they supplanted/replaced Kerryon Johnson with …
Read MoreThe Chicago Bears’ 2019 season did not go at all as anyone remotely involved with the franchise had hoped. Mitchell Trubisky confirmed his bust status, and rookie David Montgomery put …
Read MoreThe Los Angeles Chargers drafted a first-round quarterback and will have someone new starting under center for the first time since their last first-round quarterback (Philip Rivers) took over for …
Read MoreThe Las Vegas Raiders have all new digs in Sin City, leaving the not-so-friendly confines of Raw Sewage Field in Oakland for the Death Star in Vegas. They are starting …
Read MoreThe Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs somehow made themselves even better on offense going into 2020. They gave superstar QB Patrick Mahomes a half-a-billion dollar contract and went out …
Read MoreThe Denver Broncos took Noah Fant and Drew Lock in the first two rounds of the 2019 NFL Draft, then they went out and added Melvin Gordon, Jerry Jeudy, K.J. …
Read MoreThe Seattle Seahawks hope to have a revamped offense in 2020. At least, that’s what Russell Wilson hopes. For too long, he’s had the governors on, as Pete Carroll and …
Read MoreThe San Francisco 49ers came one BS push off call on George Kittle away from winning Super Bowl LIV. Since then, they’ve added two wide receivers (if you count Jalen …
Read MoreThe Los Angeles Rams ended up clearing out some bad contracts on offense this offseason. They moved Brandin Cooks to Houston and cut Todd Gurley (who ended up in Atlanta). …
Read MoreThe Arizona Cardinals were supposed to be the next big thing last year with Kliff Kingsbury and Kyler Murray. The best part about that future not coming to fruition is …
Read MoreOnce again, the calendar has turned itself to May, and try as we might, the inexorable march of time continues. We find ourselves in the long, dark offseason of fantasy …
Read MoreWay Too Early 2019 WR Busts The Super Bowl is over, and Tom Brady won his sixth Super Bowl. God is dead, and the 2018 NFL season is officially over. …
Read MoreWay Too Early 2019 Fantasy Football QB Busts The Super Bowl is over, and Tom Brady won his sixth ring in nine tries. God is dead, and the 2018 NFL …
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