Absurdity Check: Should The Saints Have Brought in Jon Gruden?
Normally when we do an Absurdity Check, we are looking at it through the lens of fantasy football. After all, Football Absurdity is primarily a fantasy football site that was …
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Super Bowl Odds After Week One of Free Agency
It is impossible to know when sports will continue. It seems like such a small thing in the grander scheme in our current world. A worldwide pandemic has made the …
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Black Monday 2019: New Coaches For Bad Teams
Black Monday 2019 The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, NFL teams fire head coaches. Black Monday marks the end …
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30 Team Parlay- Week 1 NFL Betting Tips
Mistakes were made. Money was lost. Andy Reid coached teams were underrated. That is all over, though. Football season is back! Gambling is back!
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Andrew Luck Retires: Fantasy Football Reaction
Adam Schefter tweeted that Andrew Luck is retiring, and Tom Pelissero corroborated it. We’re stunned. I’m literally cooking Hamburger Helper with one hand and writing this post with the other, …
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Football Absurdity Radio Interview – Top Playoff Fails Of NFL Divisional Round and NFL Playoff Preview
Football Radio Interview – Top Playoff Fails Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed preview the NFL playoffs and the top three football fails of NFL Divisional Round with Lori and Kev …
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Football Absurdity Radio Interview – Top Three Football Fails Of NFL Wild Card Weekend and NFL Playoff Preview
Football Fails Radio Interview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed preview the NFL playoffs and the top three football fails of NFL Wild Card weekend with Lori and Kev on 104.9 …
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Football Absurdity Radio Interview – Top Three Football Fails For Week Sixteen & Week Seventeen Bears/Vikings Preview
Football Radio Interview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week seventeen Bears/Vikings game and the top three football fails of week sixteen with Lori and Kev …
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Football Absurdity Radio Interview – Top Three Football Fails For Week Fifteen & Week Sixteen Bears/49ers Preview
Football Radio Interview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week sixteen Bears/49ers game and the top three football fails of week fifteen with Lori and Kev …
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Football Absurdity Radio Interview – Top Three Football Fails For Week Fourteen & Week Fifteen Bears/Packers Preview
Football Radio Interview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week fifteen Bears/Packers game and the top three football fails for week fourteen with Lori and Kev …
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Sorry for Your Loss Week 14 – The Philadelphia Eagles Season Is over
What a difference a year makes. This time last year Eagles fans were mourning the loss of their star QB and abandoning all hope as some dude name Nick Foles …
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Football Absurdity Radio Interview – Top Three Football Fails For Week Twelve
Football Radio Interview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give his top three football fails from week twelve with Lori and Kev on 104.9 The Morning X. For more football talk …
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Football Absurdity Radio Interview – Top Three Football Fails For Week Ten & Week Nine Bears/Vikings Preview
Football Radio Interview – Football Fails and Bears/Vikings preview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week eleven Bears/Vikings game and the top three football fails for …
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Football Absurdity Radio Interview – Top Three Football Fails For Week Nine & Week Ten Bears/Lions Preview
Football Radio Interview – Football Fails and Bears/Lions preview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a week 10 Bears/Lions preview and the top three football fails for week nine with …
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Football Absurdity Radio Interview – Top Three Football Fails For Week Eight & Week Nine Bears/Bills Preview
Football Radio Interview – Football Fails and Bears/Bills preview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a week 9 Bears/Bills preview and the top three football fails for week eight with …
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Football Absurdity Radio Interview – Top Three Football Fails For Week 7 & Week 8 Bears/Jets Preview
Top Week 7 NFL Fails & Week 8 Bear/Jets Preview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week 8 Bears/Jets game and the top three football fails …
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Football Absurdity Radio Interview – Top Three Football Fails For Week Six & Week Six Bears/Dolphins Review
Football Radio Interview – Top Football Fails Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a review of the week six Bears/Dolphins game and the top three football fails for week six …
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Football Absurdity Radio Interview – Top Three Football Fails For Week Five & Week Six Bears/Dolphins Preview
Football Fails Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed give a preview of the week six Bears/Dolphins game and the top three football fails for week five with Lori and Kev on …
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Weekly Football Fails! Plus Five Bears/Bucs Recap
104.9 the Morning X quizzes Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail as to his top 3 football fails of the week. Plus, he gives a recap of the Bears/Bucs game For more …
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Football Absurdity Radio Interview – Week Four Bears/Cardinals Recap & Bears/Bucs Preview
Bears/Bucs Preview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail give a football radio interview with a recap of the Bears/Seahawks game in week two and a Bears/Bucs preview with Lori and …
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Football Absurdity Radio Interview – Week Three Bears/Seahawks Recap & Bears/Cardinals Preview
Football Radio Interview Listen to Football Absurdity’s Waleed Ismail give a football radio interview with a recap of the Bears/Seahawks game in week two and a preview of week three …
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Khalil Mack Trade Point/Counterpoint
The NFL was buzzing this past weekend with the news of the Khalil Mack trade. In an unprecedented move, the Oakland Raiders traded former Defensive Player of the Year Khalil …
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Football Absurdity Is Looking For Writers and Contributors!
We are coming up on the one year anniversary of Football Absurdity and we are excited for what this next year will bring. We had a good first year and have …
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Absurdity Check: Players Respond To The New NFL National Anthem Protest Policy
There is no denying that Colin Kaepernick set off a powder keg when he first knelt for the National Anthem. Over the past two seasons, this subject has caused a …
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2018 NFL Free Agency Quarterbacks
The celebratory debauchery should be almost washed away in Philly and now it’s on to the dreaded business side of the game for 31 teams who failed last year. If …
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James Harrison Is The Embodiment Of The Patriot Way
This week, the Pittsburgh Steelers shocked the football world when they cut veteran linebacker James Harrison. Some of us more refined NFL fans understand that what has come to pass …
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NFL Mid-Season Review: NFC West
We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predictable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
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NFL Mid-Season Review: AFC West
We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predictable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
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NFL Mid-Season Review: AFC South
We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predictable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
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NFL Mid-Season Review: NFC South
We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predictable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
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NFL Mid-Season Review: AFC North
We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predictable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
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NFL Mid-Season Review: NFC North
We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predictable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
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NFL Mid-Season Review: NFC East
We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
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NFL Mid-Season Review: AFC East
We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
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The Ragin’ — The Tale of Colin Kaepernick
Welcome to The Absurdity Horror. This Halloween, we will be sharing with you the scariest football ghost story of all, the tale of Colin Kaepernick. Football Absurdity is proud to …
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Roger Goddell doesn’t want an Ezekiel Elliott suspension! He wants Ezekiel Elliott’s love
America’s favorite soap opera, the NFL, has seen a dip in ratings the past couple of seasons. And frankly, I’m not surprised. Personally, I think the NFL has finally jumped …
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Fantasy Football Week Six Biggest Disappointments
Week three has come and gone and with it any hope that our collarbones will remain intact. Who knew monstrous men could do so much damage to one fantasy football …
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Fantasy Football Week Six’s Biggest Surprises
Week six has come and gone and if you started any of these running backs this week, you probably thought we were still in the year of our Lord, 2015. …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Deshaun Watson over Carson Wentz
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Carson Wentz is the smart fantasy football play. While I am a big fan of Carson Wentz and what he has …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Biggest Disappointments
Week five has come and gone and you can only wonder at a universe that seems to be trying to destroy your fantasy football team. Why does everyone on your …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Biggest Surprises
Week five has come and gone and many zeroes decided to be heroes. Smart fantasy football streamers used these performances to punish their opponents. So let us sit back and …
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NFL Quarter Season: AFC West Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC West Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Four other things Cam Newton Finds Funny (When Asked By A Female Reporter) By Cam Newton
Hey baby, Cam here. I’m sure you all heard the Cam man’s apology yesterday, and I meant it. Cam Man, the Superman sometimes says things without thinking, and for that …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start DeVante Parker over Pierre Garcon
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Pierre Garcon was the smart fantasy football play. Now I don’t what sort of game he’s playing at here, but I …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Trade Targets — Buy Low
As we enter into week five of the fantasy football season, many teams are looking for ways to improve their roster. If you’ve read up on our guide to initiating …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Trade Targets — Sell High
As we enter into week five of the fantasy football season, many teams are looking for ways to improve their roster. If you’ve read up on our guide to initiating …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Doug Martin over Frank Gore
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Frank Gore is the smart fantasy football play. Myself, I’m feeling a bit more aGOREaphobic this week. (I’m so sorry for …
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Week Five Defense Fantasy Football – Stream Weaver
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC South Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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NFL Quarter Season: AFC South Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Start Jay Cutler over Jameis Winston?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Jameis Winston is the smart fantasy football play. I’m not going to lie to you. He is absolutely correct. I can’t …
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NFL Quarter Season: AFC North Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC North Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC East Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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NFL Quarter Season: AFC East Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Fantasy Football Week Four Biggest Surprises
Week four has come and one and if you played any of the top players from this week, I have to wonder what other terrible decisions you are making in …
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Fantasy Football Week Four Biggest Disappointments
Week four has come and gone. And with its departure comes the dawning realization that you don’t know what you are doing. Why did you think drafting a tight end …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Austin Seferian-Jenkins over Jared Cook
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Jared Cook has got top-five upside. Jeff is saying the words, but I just don’t believe him. His words say start …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Start Marvin Jones Jr., Don’t Sit Him!
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that sitting Marvin Jones Jr. is the smart fantasy football play. While Jeff brings up some interesting points, he is also wrong. If …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Carolina Panthers Running Backs over Tarik Cohen
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Tarik Cohen is the smart fantasy football play. It is hard to fault his logic. I’m a Bears fan, and I …
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Waiver Wire Wide Receiver Week Four: Fantasy Football Wide Receivers aka Ready Receiver Relief
We are three weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which wide receiver to put in your lineup. Stefon Diggs helped many teams keep a record number …
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Waiver Wire Running Back Week Four: Fantasy Football Running Backs aka Sometimes Running Is The Only Option
The waiver wire running back options for week four paint a very interesting picture for how the season has gone. Darren Sproles ACL tear makes a cloudy situation in Philadelphia. …
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Waiver Wire Quarterback Week Four: Fantasy Football Quarterbacks aka Bort Gonna Bort
The waiver wire quarterback options for week four offer some very interesting options. Week three of the NFL football season has made the picture for who to start a little …
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Trump NFL Speech Unites Players And Owners — A Football Absurdity
Football Absurdity tries to keep football light. We fully admit that we don’t know what we are talking about. Heck, our mission statement is that football is supposed to be …
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Week Three Recap: And Everyone In Fantasy Football Breathed A Little Easier
The last two weeks have been tough for fantasy football owners. We all had to sit around and question whether we actually knew what we were doing when we drafted …
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Fantasy Football Week Three: The Biggest Surprises
Week three has come and gone and if you played any of these quarterbacks this week, you were probably drunk, desperate or both. So let us sit back and examine …
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