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If you’re reading this (thank you!), that means you’re still alive, baby! If you’re not still fighting for a Chip, I guess you might be reading this (thank you!) because …
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It’s beginning to look a lot like PLAYOFFS! Hopefully, you’re still alive, fighting for the grandest of all fake football honors: a league championship. You’ve worked so hard to get …
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We are 14 weeks into the season and the race between Erin and me has never been closer! Last week, Erin rightfully recommended Joe Burrow over Russell Wilson, while I …
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We are twelve weeks in, and inching closer and closer to the fantasy playoffs. At this point, you may fall into one of three categories: nervous that your team already …
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Week 12 was a pretty good week for me. By “pretty good” I mean I went 3 for 3, baby! Erin and I both picked Cam Newton, who was awesome …
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Can you believe it’s already Week 11? The “biggest season ever” is flying by. How did the Sclars stack up in Week 10? We both picked Hurts over Ryan and …
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There comes a time in each football season when fantasy players begin to question not just the value of their rosters, but also their worth as a manager. That time …
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Regardless of how your fantasy season is going, it has to feel better than losing a fake football competition to your wife. Erin and I both picked up two points …
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Are you frightened by your week 8 fantasy options? Are your playoff chances looking ghastly? Erin and I are going to do our devilish best to make your fantasy team …
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Last week, Erin hit on Joe Burrow, we both missed on Gaskin (what in the world happened there??), we both hit on Woods, and we both fell victim to the …
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SCOREBOARD!!! Let’s begin with a Week 5 recap. For QBs, Erin and I chose between Sam Darnold (Erin’s pick) and Daniel Jones (my pick). It turns out you shouldn’t have …
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I have to talk about bingo this week, as it was one of the highlights of my weekend. Last year, I came up with a fun, little bingo game as …
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Hello, all you football floozies and absurdity junkies. This is the part where we revisit last week’s picks and update the season-long scoreboard. In Week 3, Erin and I both …
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We’ve made it to Week 3, and I’m happy to report that we have a Bryan vs. Erin scoreboard update. I’m unhappy to report that I find myself in a …
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We’re on to Week 2, you fantasy hooligans! I haven’t crunched the numbers for Week 1, yet, but I’ll have an Erin vs. Bryan scoreboard update next week. Erin and …
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In the immortal words of Killer Mike, as heard on the opening track to 2020’s RTJ4, we are back at it like a crack addict. For those of you familiar …
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This July, I rented a minivan and drove my wife and two teenage children from Tampa, FL to Des Moines, IA for a summer vacation. Fortunately, the roughly 20-hour drive …
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Seven months ago, the novel coronavirus, SARS-CoV-2 if you’re a nerd and COVID-19 if you’re less of a nerd, landed in the United States. Its inevitable spread setting in motion …
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2019 Final Start or Sit Scoreboard It’s finally time to wrap this all up. My fantasy football social experiment came to an end months ago, and I’m ready to reveal …
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Christian, you dead? I am certainly not the first to write about the negative impact of heavy usage on running backs. Hell, I’m probably not even the 101st, but …
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Should I Start or Sit DeAndre Washington, Boston Scott, or Royce Freeman in Week 16? As the 2019 fantasy football season comes to an end, I wanted to thank everyone …
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Should I Start or Sit Odell Beckham Jr., Tyler Boyd, or Curtis Samuel in Week 16? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year …
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Should I Start or Sit Carson Wentz, Kyler Murray, or Philip Rivers in Week 16? Not great, Bob! That pretty much sums up my start or sit picks over the …
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Should I Start or Sit Patrick Laird, Carlos Hyde, or LeSean McCoy in Week 15? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit Cole Beasley, Zach Pascal, or James Washington in Week 15? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit Jonnu Smith, Ian Thomas, or Noah Fant in Week 15? Getting down to the wire, folks! If you’re reading this, you must still be alive …
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Should I Start or Sit Mark Ingram, Phillip Lindsay, or Devin Singletary in Week 14? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit Alshon Jeffery, Tyler Lockett, or Sterling Shepard in Week 14? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit Ryan Tannehill, Kyler Murray, or Derek Carr in Week 14? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit Benny Snell, Derrius Guice, or Jonathan Williams in Week 13? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit Jacob Hollister, Kyle Rudolph, or Darren Fells in Week 13? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit Michael Gallup, Kenny Golladay or John Brown in Week 13? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit Kareem Hunt, Bo Scarbrough, or Brian Hill in Week 12? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit A.J. Brown, Chris Conley, or Randall Cobb in Week 12 As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit Baker Mayfield, Josh Allen, or Sam Darnold in Week 12? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit David Johnson, Kalen Ballage, or James White in Week 11? As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit Allen Robinson, Robert Woods, or Sammy Watkins in Week 11 As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start or Sit Jared Cook, Greg Olsen, or O.J. Howard in Week 11 As you know, my wife and I are going head to head this year to …
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Should I Start Le’Veon Bell, Nick Chubb, or Mark Ingram in Week 10 This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Eric Ebron, T.J. Hockenson, or Vance McDonald in Week 10 This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Jimmy Garoppolo , Kirk Cousins, or Dak Prescott in Week 10 This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the …
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(The 2019 Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names list was also co-authored by Evan Hoovler, Jeff Krisko, and Bryan Sclar) There has been a huge demand for our Halloween-themed fantasy football …
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Should I Start David Montgomery, Mark Walton, or Devin Singletary in Week 9? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Marquise Brown, Mohamed Sanu, or Darius Slayton in Week 9? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Philip Rivers, Derek Carr, or Jameis Winston in Week 9? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Josh Jacobs, Carlos Hyde, or Matt Breida in Week 8? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Mecole Hardman, Preston Williams, or Diontae Johnson in Week 8? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Matt Ryan, Kyler Murray, or Ryan Tannehill in Week 8? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Allen Robinson, D.K. Metcalf, or Corey Davis in Week 7? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Carson Wentz, Tom Brady, or Sam Darnold in Week 7? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Joe Mixon, Marlon Mack, or Tevin Coleman in Week 7? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Kerryon Johnson, Melvin Gordon, or Austin Ekeler in Week 6? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Robert Woods, Calvin Ridley, or Michael Gallup in Week 6? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Jordan Howard, Carlos Hyde, or Kenyan Drake in Week 6? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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(Co-Authors: Waleed Ismail, Mike Maxwell, Bryan Sclar, and Jason Lu) Time for our weekly dose of fantasy football team names. These week 5-centered team names are all taken from the …
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Should I Start Jarvis Landry, Deebo Samuel, or Mecole Hardman in Week 5? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start James Conner, Derrick Henry, or David Johnson in Week 5? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Marquez Valdes-Scantling, Courtland Sutton, or Mike Williams in Week 5? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Jared Cook, Jason Witten, or Tyler Eifert in Week 4? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Todd Gurley, Leonard Fournette, or David Montgomery in Week 4? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Matthew Stafford, Jacoby Brissett, or Daniel Jones in Week 4? This year, for start-or-sit advice, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Malcolm Brown, Adrian Peterson, or Tarik Cohen in Week 3? This year for start-or-sit advice I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Christian Kirk, Will Fuller or D.K. Metcalf in Week 3? This year for start-or-sit advice I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Kerryon Johnson, Miles Sanders, or Phillip Lindsay in Week 3? This year for start-or-sit advice I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. …
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Should I Start Devonta Freeman or LeSean McCoy Week 2 This year, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. We will be looking at some …
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Should I Start Sony Michel or Marlon Mack Week 2 This year, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. We will be looking at some …
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Should I Start Larry Fitzgerald or Marvin Jones? This year, I’ve decided to share my wife’s fantasy football “insight” with the world. We will be looking at some sticky fantasy …
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Alright, you won fantasy football week 1 with a quality team name like, “Keep on Hockenson the Free World,” or “Love Will Grier us Apart.” Now it’s time to keep …
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As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …
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With the primaries approaching for the 2020 U.S. Presidential election, we’ve been hearing a lot of great slogans that would also make funny 2019 fantasy football team names. This inspired …
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(Source: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Tyler_Lockett_with_fan%2C_Feb_2019_3.jpg/800px-Tyler_Lockett_with_fan%2C_Feb_2019_3.jpg under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/deed.en) As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that …
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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers just hired their 5th head coach since 2009. That ten-year revolving door has led to a whopping EIGHT last-place finishes in the NFC South. Their best …
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