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30 Team Parlay: Week 2 NFL Betting Tips
Brandon Andreasen previews week 2 of the NFL betting season.
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30 Team Parlay- Week 1 NFL Betting Tips
Mistakes were made. Money was lost. Andy Reid coached teams were underrated. That is all over, though. Football season is back! Gambling is back!
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30 Team Parlay: NFC South Overs/Unders
Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Deshaun Watson over Carson Wentz
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Carson Wentz is the smart fantasy football play. While I am a big fan of Carson Wentz and what he has …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Biggest Disappointments
Week five has come and gone and you can only wonder at a universe that seems to be trying to destroy your fantasy football team. Why does everyone on your …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Biggest Surprises
Week five has come and gone and many zeroes decided to be heroes. Smart fantasy football streamers used these performances to punish their opponents. So let us sit back and …
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC West Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Four other things Cam Newton Finds Funny (When Asked By A Female Reporter) By Cam Newton
Hey baby, Cam here. I’m sure you all heard the Cam man’s apology yesterday, and I meant it. Cam Man, the Superman sometimes says things without thinking, and for that …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start DeVante Parker over Pierre Garcon
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Pierre Garcon was the smart fantasy football play. Now I don’t what sort of game he’s playing at here, but I …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Trade Targets — Buy Low
As we enter into week five of the fantasy football season, many teams are looking for ways to improve their roster. If you’ve read up on our guide to initiating …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Trade Targets — Sell High
As we enter into week five of the fantasy football season, many teams are looking for ways to improve their roster. If you’ve read up on our guide to initiating …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Doug Martin over Frank Gore
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Frank Gore is the smart fantasy football play. Myself, I’m feeling a bit more aGOREaphobic this week. (I’m so sorry for …
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Week Five Defense Fantasy Football – Stream Weaver
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC South Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Start Jay Cutler over Jameis Winston?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Jameis Winston is the smart fantasy football play. I’m not going to lie to you. He is absolutely correct. I can’t …
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC North Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC East Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Waiver Wire Wide Receiver Week Five: Fantasy Football Wide Receiver aka Out Routes and Onamonapia
The week five waiver wire is an interesting place to look for wide receivers. Two of the top ten receivers for this past week are available in most leagues. One …
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Waiver Wire Running Back Week Five: Fantasy Football Running Backs aka There’s No Running From Injuries
The waiver wire options for week five are a testament for just how much went wrong for some teams in week four. Injuries are piling up and if one of …
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Waiver Wire Quarterback Week Five: Fantasy Football Quarterbacks aka Tennessee Makes Titans Of Us All
As we head into the week five waiver wire pool, you are starting to miss your chance to get a break out candidate at quarterback. There is one every year …
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Fantasy Football Week Four Biggest Surprises
Week four has come and one and if you played any of the top players from this week, I have to wonder what other terrible decisions you are making in …
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Fantasy Football Week Four Biggest Disappointments
Week four has come and gone. And with its departure comes the dawning realization that you don’t know what you are doing. Why did you think drafting a tight end …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Start Marvin Jones Jr., Don’t Sit Him!
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that sitting Marvin Jones Jr. is the smart fantasy football play. While Jeff brings up some interesting points, he is also wrong. If …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Carolina Panthers Running Backs over Tarik Cohen
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Tarik Cohen is the smart fantasy football play. It is hard to fault his logic. I’m a Bears fan, and I …
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Week Four Defense Fantasy Football – Don’t Cross The Streams
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Waiver Wire Wide Receiver Week Four: Fantasy Football Wide Receivers aka Ready Receiver Relief
We are three weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which wide receiver to put in your lineup. Stefon Diggs helped many teams keep a record number …
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Waiver Wire Running Back Week Four: Fantasy Football Running Backs aka Sometimes Running Is The Only Option
The waiver wire running back options for week four paint a very interesting picture for how the season has gone. Darren Sproles ACL tear makes a cloudy situation in Philadelphia. …
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Waiver Wire Quarterback Week Four: Fantasy Football Quarterbacks aka Bort Gonna Bort
The waiver wire quarterback options for week four offer some very interesting options. Week three of the NFL football season has made the picture for who to start a little …
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Week Three Recap: And Everyone In Fantasy Football Breathed A Little Easier
The last two weeks have been tough for fantasy football owners. We all had to sit around and question whether we actually knew what we were doing when we drafted …
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Fantasy Football Week Three: The Biggest Surprises
Week three has come and gone and if you played any of these quarterbacks this week, you were probably drunk, desperate or both. So let us sit back and examine …
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Fantasy Football: Week Three Defense – Battle Of The Bad
One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is to stream defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Christian McCaffrey Over Ameer Abdullah
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, is going back to his week one fantasy football pick of starting Ameer Abdullah. While I own many shares of Ameer Abdullah and like …
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Fantasy Football Trade: Week Three Trade Targets
We are two weeks into the fantasy football season, and we are starting to get an idea of which players are going to be more valuable than others. If you’ve …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Kelvin Benjamin Over J.J. Nelson In Week Three
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting J.J. Nelson is the smart fantasy football play. While Jeff may have fallen head over heels for Nelson, I think the …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Jay Cutler Over Carson Wentz In Week Three
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Carson Wentz is the smart fantasy football play. While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …
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Bears Absurdity: John Fox Thinks Mike Glennon Makes Good Decisions
On Monday morning, for his weekly press conference, John Fox said of quarterback Mike Glennon, “He makes good decisions.” This goes to show that John Fox makes bad decisions. But …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Tight Ends aka Is This The Year Rookie Tight Ends Are Good?
We are two weeks into the football season and you hate tight ends, as you should. Fear not, because one man’s draft disaster is another man’s waiver wire opportunity. So …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Wide Receivers aka Is It Better To Receive So Stop Dropping Passes!
We are two weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which wide receiver to put in your lineup. Fear not, because one man’s draft disaster is another …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Running Backs aka The Bad Belichick Is Back
Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Running Backs aka Bad Belichick Is Back We are two weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which Bill Belichick running …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Quarterbacks aka There Is No Such Thing As Luck
We are two weeks into the football season and it is slowly starting to dawn on you that Andrew Luck might not play this year. He might never play again. …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two’s Biggest Fantasy Surprises
Week two has come and gone and if you played your cards right and listened to last week’s waiver suggestions, you might still have hope of salvaging that dumpster fire …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two’s Biggest Fantasy Disappointments
Week two has come and gone and with it any hope that the powerhouse team you drafted isn’t a steaming pile of poop. So let us sit back and examine …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You really Start Coby Fleener In Week Two?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Coby Fleener is the smart fantasy football play. I’m not going to lie, I love a lot of his points. Coby …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Tarik Cohen In Week Two?
Why Alvin Kamara is the smarter fantasy football start than Tarik Cohen in Week Two
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NFC Super Bowl Prediction: Not-so-Exotic Smash Mouth
Yesterday, I put up my thoroughly-vetted AFC predictions. The process is simple: Using Madden 18’s player stats, I created quarterbacks for all 16 teams in a wrestling game. Then I …
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