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Kent Lee Platte, AKA @MathBomb, joins Walker, Jeff and Mike to discuss the prospects of some rookie running backs and wide receivers. You can find Kent’s RAS scores at ras.football …
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The Pittsburgh Steelers mercifully moved on from Ben Roethlisberger after the 2021 season. They used their first couple of selections on a couple of Picks (ett and ens, respectively). But, …
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The Cleveland Browns used their first couple of picks to get Deshaun Watson and then move down to restock the pantry thanks to the Deshaun Watson trade. So, that means …
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The Baltimore Ravens took a step back last season, thanks to an injury to quarterback Lamar Jackson. Then, this draft, their offense took another step back. Wide receiver Marquise Brown …
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The New York Jets went all-in on a speedy rebuild this offseason, getting the best cornerback, the best wide receiver, the best running back and—potentially—the best tight end. While the …
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The New England Patriots took a whole mess of fantasy football-eligible players in the 2022 NFL Draft, but they did it seemingly without any rhyme or reason. They drafted the …
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The Miami Dolphins underwent a facelift in the offseason, getting Mike McDaniel, Terron Armstead, Tyreek Hill, Chase Edmonds, Raheem Mostert, Sony Michel, and Cedrick Wilson. The team you’ll see around …
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The Buffalo Bills didn’t have a whole lot to fix on their offense. They were the league’s most prolific scoring team last season and still mustered 36 points in the …
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The Chargers have one of the best young quarterbacks in the NFL with Justin Herbert and missed out on the playoffs by about five minutes at the end of the …
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The Las Vegas Raiders barely made the playoffs last season, which was one of the more turbulent seasons a team could have. They fired Jon Gruden, their star first-round wide …
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The Kansas City Chiefs moved on from star wide receiver Tyreek Hill this offseason and replaced him with flotsam (Marquez Valdes-Scantling) and jetsam (JuJu Smith-Schuster) during free agency. They ended …
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The Denver Broncos didn’t have a first-round pick this season. That’s because they turned that, Drew Lock, and Noah Fant into Russell Wilson. So, you can forgive them for having …
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The Tennessee Titans are the reigning regular-season AFC champions, snagging the #1 seed last season en route to becoming one of the AFC teams the Bengals rolled over on their …
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The Jaguars had one of the most disastrous head coaching situations in recent history last season with Urban Meyer. Now, they’ve turned the page and turned to Doug Pederson to …
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The Indianapolis Colts did what too many teams can’t do: move on from a disastrous decision. They saddled the Commanders with Carson Wentz, and went out and got Matt Ryan. …
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The Houston Texans are a rebuilding franchise. And, as such, they decided to take players at premium positions in the 2022 NFL Draft with their prime picks (their first three …
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The Minnesota Vikings are set on offense. They have Justin Jefferson, Adam Thielen, and Bisi Johnson leading the way at wide receiver, and Dalvin Cook & Alexander Mattison holding down …
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The Green Bay Packers managed to score just ten points against the 49ers in the final game of their 2021 campaign. In that game, Davante Adams accounted for 11-of-29 pass …
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The Detroit Lions will credibly make it onto some “In the Hunt For the Playoffs” graphics toward the end of the season. Whether or not they make the playoffs likely …
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The Chicago Bears fired Matt Nagy, let Allen Robinson walk, and threw Justin Fields into sophomore year purgatory. But it’s okay, they got him… a questionable third-round pick to shore …
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The team we constantly called the Washington football team before the team called themselves the Washington Football Team, is the Washington Football Team no longer. Instead, the Washington football team …
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The Philadelphia Eagles rocked the draft, trading their #18 overall pick to Tennessee for stud wide receiver A.J. Brown, and paid him handsomely. Given that Brown gives them a pass-catching …
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The New York Giants are a team in transition and a team without an identity. Stud running back Saquon Barkley’s threatening to go the way of Todd Gurley (injuries sapping …
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The Dallas Cowboys went into 2021 with one of the best offenses, at least on paper. But, the offensive line continued to fall back to the league average, and injuries …
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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers thought they would be a team in transition this season. After all, Tom Brady retired, Chris Godwin tore his ACL, and Rob Gronkowski is on the …
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The New Orleans Saints will shockingly be without Sean Payton this year, as the head coach retired (for now) because he didn’t want to face the stark realities of the …
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The NFC South has a trend, and that trend is “the quarterback room isn’t exactly what we pictured when the season ended.” Much like the Falcons, the Panthers made a …
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The Atlanta Falcons are a team in transition. After Calvin Ridley ate a year-long suspension for gambling, Atlanta struck out on Deshaun Watson, Matt Ryan forced his way out of …
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The Seahawks, and I’ll be generous with this assessment here, took a step back in the 2022 free agency period. They traded longtime superstar quarterback Russell Wilson to the Denver …
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So, full disclosure, and if you follow me on Twitter, you already know this: I am a San Francisco 49ers fan. And as a highly-plugged in Niners fan, I am …
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The Rams have a notorious “eff them picks” mentality, which led to them not drafting inside the top-100 picks in the 2022 NFL Draft. As such, they don’t really have …
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The Arizona Cardinals made one of two trades during the first round of the draft involving established players. Though their trade wasn’t as earth-shattering as the A.J. Brown trade to …
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Round one of the 2022 NFL Draft is in the books, which means we have to squeeze as much content out of the first round as humanly possible before round …
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The first round of the 2022 NFL Draft has come and gone, and what an insane first round it was! Deebo Samuel, the guy we all knew was getting traded, …
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Abram Smith Key Stats: Running Back, Baylor Height: 5’11” Weight: 211 Did you know: he played defense too RAS: 6.62 Games Watched: Iowa State, BYU, Ole Miss, Kansas, Texas Positives …
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Zamir White Key Stats: Running Back, Georgia Height: 5’11” Weight: 214 Is he a big boy? I can confirm he is indeed a big boy RAS: 9.82 Games Watched: Florida, …
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Dameon Pierce Key Stats: Running Back, Florida Height: 5’9” Weight: 218 Helmet: Off but he’s still runnin’ RAS: 7.14 Games Watched: Georgia, Oklahoma (2020), Arkansas (2020), Tennessee, Kentucky Positives Scouts …
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Pierre Strong, Jr. Key Stats: Running Back, South Dakota State Height: 5’11” Weight: 202 His hype videos: some of the best mixtape songs I’ve heard (no more Drake songs please) …
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Ezra Gray Key Stats: Running Back/Kick Returner, Alabama State Height: 5’7” Weight: 174 Size: Limited RAS: 1.92 Games Watched: Do you have any EFFING idea how hard it is to …
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Jerrion Ealy Key Stats: Running Back, Ole Miss Height: 5’8” Weight: 189 The thing we were hoping for: another small receiving back with limited upside RAS: 6.16 Games Watched: Alabama …
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Brian Robinson Key Stats: Running Back, Alabama Height: 6’1” Weight: 225 Bulldozer: Outfitted with scrap metal and driven through city hall RAS: 6.62 Games Watched: Georgia, Miami, Cincinnati, Ole Miss, …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko are joined by C.H. Herms, formerly of Football Absurdity (ever heard of it?) and currently of The Lateral: A Sideways Look at Fantasy …
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James Cook Key Stats: Running Back, Georgia Height: 5’11” Weight: 199 Will be inevitably compared to: his much better brother Dalvin RAS: 8.78 Games Watched: Alabama, Florida, Clemson, Arkansas (2020), Alabama …
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Tyler Badie Key Stats: Running Back, Missouri Height: 5’8” Weight: 197 Fun fact: Tyler Badie is very small RAS: 6.42 Games Watched: Kentucky, Georgia, Boston College, Vanderbilt Positives Scouts Saw: Strong …
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Jerome Ford Key Stats: Running Back, Cincinnati Cincinnati Height: 5’10” Weight: 210 Cincinnati: Actually a pretty fun team to watch last year RAS: 6.95 Games Watched: Alabama, Indiana, Tulane, Houston, …
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Tyler Allgeier Key Stats: Running Back, BYU Height: 5’10” Weight: 224 Mormons: Stormin RAS: 7.71 Games Watched: Utah, Louisiana Tech (2020), UCF (2020), Navy, Virginia, Arizona State Positives Scouts Saw: …
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Kenneth Walker Key Stats: Running Back, Michigan State Height: 5’9” Weight: 211 Passes: Not Caught RAS: 9.25 Games Watched: Rutgers, Miami, Northwestern, Michigan, Nebraska, Clemson (2020) Positives Scouts Saw: Home run …
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Kyren Williams Key Stats: Running Back, Notre Dame Height: 5’9” Weight: 194 Trending: Down RAS: 2.83 Games Watched: USC, Purdue, Florida State, North Carolina, Wisconsin, Navy Positives Scouts Saw: Long speed …
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Isaiah Spiller Key Stats: Running Back, Texas A&M Height: 6’0” Weight: 217 Pro Day: Yikes RAS: N/A Games Watched: South Carolina, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi State, Colorado, Florida (2020) Positives Scouts Saw: …
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Breece Hall Key Stats: Running Back, Iowa State Height: 5’11” Weight: 217 Overdrafted: Already RAS: 9.96 Games Watched: Iowa, Texas, Baylor, Oklahoma, TCU, Oklahoma State Positives Scouts Saw: A patient, …
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Cole Turner Key Stats: Tight End, Nevada Height: 6’6” Weight: 249 I heard he: played basketball RAS: 7.37 Games Watched: Boise State, UNLV, Cal, Fresno State, Hawaii, Colorado State Positives …
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Jelani Woods Key Stats: Tight End, Virginia Height: 6’7” Weight: 253 Test Score: Woah RAS: 10.0 Games Watched: Illinois, North Carolina, Virginia Tech Positives Scouts Saw: Height/Size/Length Good long speed, …
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Charlie Kolar Key Stats: Tight End, Iowa State Height: 6’6” Weight: 252 Will go to prom: with his QB RAS: 9.12 Games Watched: Baylor, Oklahoma, Texas Tech, Oklahoma (2020), Clemson Positives …
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Chigoziem Okonkwo Key Stats: Tight End, Maryland Height: 6’2” Weight: 238 Blocking: for nerds RAS: 6.46 Games Watched: Penn State, Michigan State, West Virginia, Minnesota Positives Scouts Saw: Good hands, …
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Trey McBride Key Stats: Tight End, Colorado State Height: 6’4” Weight: 246 Touchdown Rate: Julio Jones-esque RAS: N/A Games Watched: Vanderbilt, Utah State, Toledo, San Jose State, South Dakota State, New …
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Jalen Wydermyer Key Stats: Tight End, Texas A&M Height: 6’4” Weight: 255 Pro Day: Embarrassing RAS: 1.00 Games Watched: Alabama, USC, Tennessee (2020), Auburn (2020), Mississippi State, Arkansas Positives Scouts …
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Isaiah Likely Key Stats: Tight End, Coastal Carolina Height: 6’4” Weight: 245 Best TE in the class: Not Likely! (but he is really good) RAS: 5.32 Games Watched: Kansas, Arkansas …
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Wan’Dale Robinson Key Stats: Wide Receiver/Running Back/Kick Returner, Kentucky Height: 5’8” Weight: 178 The Football Version of: The Tenacious D skit where he orders a six-piece nugget and tells the …
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Justyn Ross Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Clemson Height: 6’3” Weight: 210 Injury History: Troubling, to say the least RAS: 2.58 Games Watched: Georgia, Alabama (2018), Notre Dame (2018), Georgia Tech …
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John Metchie III Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Alabama Height: 5’11” Weight: 187 Tore his ACL: A week before it became trendy for Alabama WRs to do it RAS: N/A Games …
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Christian Watson Key Stats: Wide Receiver, North Dakota State University Height: 6’4” Weight: 208 Athletic Testing: Making people think this dude is the next Calvin Johnson RAS: 9.96 Games Watched: …
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David Bell Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Purdue Height: 6’0” Weight: 212 Combine: Really really bad RAS: 3.97 Games Watched: Notre Dame, Iowa, Minnesota (2020), Ohio State, Iowa (2020), Michigan State …
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Skyy Moore Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Western Michigan Height: 5’9” Weight: 195 Projection: Either Julian Edelman or Andy Isabella. There is no middle ground. RAS: 7.50 Games Watched: Pitt, Michigan, …
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Alec Pierce Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Cincinnati Height: 6’3” Weight: 211 Hot Take: Pierce > Christian Watson RAS: 9.80 Games Watched: ECU, Notre Dame, Tulane, Indiana, Houston Positives Scouts Saw: …
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Jahan Dotson Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Penn St. Height: 5’10” Weight: 178 Plays: A lot bigger than you’d think RAS: 6.26 Games Watched: Ohio State, Michigan, Auburn, Wisconsin, Maryland (2020), …
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Jameson Williams Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Alabama Height: 6’1” Weight: 179 Very Fast: Jameson Williams is very fast. RAS: N/A Games Watched: Georgia (2021), Cincinnati, Miami, Georgia (2022), Texas A&M, …
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George Pickens Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Georgia Height: 6’3” Weight: 195 2022 Rookie WR Most Likely To: Get Unsportsmanlike Conduct Penalties RAS: 9.33 Games Watched: Alabama, Cincinnati, Auburn (2020), Florida …
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Chris Olave Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Ohio State Height: 6’0” Weight: 187 Broken Tackles: 10 in his career RAS: 8.63 Games Watched: Penn State, Minnesota, Oregon, Nebraska (2020), Indiana (2020), …
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Drake London Key Stats: Wide Receiver, USC Height: 6’4” Weight: 219 Top Shit Talker in the Class: Tied with George Pickens RAS: N/A Games Watched: Notre Dame, Stanford, Utah, Oregon …
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Treylon Burks Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Arkansas Height: 6’2” Weight: 225 Ladies and Gentlemen: WR1 RAS: 5.76 Games Watched: Auburn, Texas A&M, Ole Miss, Alabama, Georgia, LSU Positives Scouts Saw: …
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Garrett Wilson Key Stats: Wide Receiver, Ohio State Height: 5’11” Weight: 183 I’m Sorry Garrett: You’re Going to Atlanta RAS: 7.70 Games Watched: Penn State, Michigan State, Oregon, Minnesota, Indiana …
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Carson Strong Key Stats: Quarterback, Nevada Height: 6’3” Weight: 226 If QBs were forms of art he’d be a: Statue RAS: N/A Games Watched: Cal, Boise State, Kansas State, Fresno …
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Sam Howell Key Stats: Quarterback, University of North Carolina Height: 6’0” Weight: 218 Could Also Be: Baker Mayfield hiding behind a Baker Mayfield mask RAS: N/A Games Watched: PITT, Wake …
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Desmond Ridder Key Stats: Quarterback, Cincinnati Height: 6’3” Weight: 211 Back Foot: He’s throwin’ off it! RAS: 9.59 Games Watched: Indiana, Navy, Notre Dame, Houston, UCF, Tulane, Alabama Positives that …
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Malik Willis Key Stats: Quarterback, Liberty (fuck Jerry Falwell) Height: 6’0” Weight: 219 Jerry Falwell: Rotting in Hell RAS: N/A Games Watched: Old Dominion, Ole Miss, Syracuse, Eastern Michigan, Army, NC …
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Matt Corral Key Stats: Quarterback, Ole Miss Height: 6’1” Weight: 212 High Ankle: Sprained in Bowl Game RAS: N/A Games Watched: Louisville, Austin Peay, Tulane, Arkansas, Alabama, Tennessee, Auburn, Texas …
Read More Kenny Pickett Key Stats: Quarterback, Pitt Height: 6’03” Weight: 217 Hands: Infant-like RAS: 9.27 Games Watched: UMASS, Tennessee, Western Michigan, New Hampshire, Georgia Tech, Clemson, Miami, North Carolina Positives that …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at THE BIG GAME and have some impromptu rookie chat We will be back in the Patreon feed next week! You can …
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