The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 8 NFL Gambling Lines
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 7 NFL Gambling Lines
Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 6 NFL Gambling Lines
Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and losing my retirement $10 at a time …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 5 NFL Gambling Lines
Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read More The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 4 NFL Gambling Lines
Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 3 NFL Gambling Lines
Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun. While I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone you …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 2 NFL Gambling Lines
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 1 NFL Gambling Lines
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Degenerate’s Gambit: Wildcard Weekend Lines with Tony
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 17 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 16 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 15 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read More The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 14 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 13 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 12 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 11 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 10 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 9 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 8 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 7 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 6 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 5 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 4 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
[Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 3 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 2 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 1 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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Read More The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 18 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
Before we start anything here, yes, we need to take a moment and hope for the best for Damar Hamlin. I’m not going to use this platform to add my …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 17 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 16 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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Read More The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 15 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 14 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 13 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 12 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
Welcome back to The Degenerate’s Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 11 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
As these articles get more and more popular, I’ve been getting continued requests from those within the fantasy community to come be a guest consultant on my betting article. Now, …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 10 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
Welcome back to week 10 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I love …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 9 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
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Read More The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 8 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
Welcome back to week 8 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I love …
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Disclaimer: these articles are intended to be for fun, and while gambling is a lot of fun, if you or someone you know is addicted and needs help, please encourage …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 6 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
Disclaimer: these articles are intended to be for fun, and while gambling is a lot of fun, if you or someone you know is addicted and needs help, please encourage …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 5 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 4 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
Disclaimer: Welcome back to week 4 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 3 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
Welcome back to week 3 of The Degenerate’s Gambit! Before we get too far, I wanted to once again re-establish that these articles are for fun, and while I love …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 2 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
Welcome back to week 2 of the Degenerate’s Gambit! Last week we hit on three of our five bets, including the long shot of the week, with the Bears taking …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 1 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
Hello, friends and fellow degenerates, it’s your old pal Tony for Football Absurdity! This is our first weekly session where I look at some of my favorite lines to play …
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Five Best Prop Bets of 2022: Father & Son Edition
Football Dad (Waleed): When I first started Football Absurdity, I didn’t realize that I would soon be the proud Egyptian father of a 35-year-old Jewish boy. But just under two …
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30 Team Parlay: Top Gambling Tips for NFL Week 16
Everything sucks and everyone has COVID! Gambling is becoming a measured crapshoot and your choices are half chance, just like everyone else. Unless you are me, and you had a …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Top NFL Gambling Tips for Week 15
A wiser man than myself once said that uncertainty only breeds more uncertainty. Now, more than ever, betting on sports is a minefield as a new wave of COVID-19 attacks …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Best NFL Gambling Tips for Week 10
Welcome back, folks. Sorry about my absence last week. I got myself a bad case of gout. For a certain segment of the gambling public, you might know this as …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Top NFL Gambling Picks for Week 8
Football rules everything. It’s a 12 month per year sport. It’s a lifestyle. Fandom is hardcore to the point of toxic. Cities wear their football teams as a badge of …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Best Gambling Picks for NFL Week 7
Most people would consider the Dallas Cowboys versus New England Patriots Sunday Night Football game a classic. It was thrilling in a “bar game” kind of way. Bar games are …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Top NFL Gambling Tips for Week 6
Jon Gruden resigned from his position as Raiders coach on Monday night in light of a seemingly never-ending barrage of emails that managed to be offensive to nearly everyone. Whether …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Top NFL Betting Tips for Week 4
tThe Chiefs are 1-10 in their last 11 games against the spread. I say that to say this: football doesn’t make sense in small sample sizes. It is irrational, infuriating, …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Top NFL Gambling Picks for Week 3
Gambling is, for most of us, very stupid. I think most of us can agree on it, and if you can’t, you fall into one of two categories. Either you …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Top NFL Gambling Picks for Week 2
Writers note: The comedy world lost an icon this week with the passing of Norm Macdonald. I wrote about him and some of my favorite bits of his here. A short …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Week One
2020 was a rough gambling year. For some reason, nothing quite felt like it locked into place for me. I mostly hung around the break-even mark all season. I’d get …
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Let’s Go Buffalo! Betting The Buffalo Bills Regular Season Win O/U
The Buffalo Bills look to head into the 2021 season riding the momentum of a very impressive season in which the Buffalo Bills swept the Division (6-0) and finished the …
Read More Tennessee Titans Over 9 Wins, Please!
Call me crazy, but I’m high on the Tennessee Titans this year. The bookmakers set their 2021 win total at 9, after an 11-win 2020 that ended with a 20-13 …
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Super Bowl Odds After Week One of Free Agency
It is impossible to know when sports will continue. It seems like such a small thing in the grander scheme in our current world. A worldwide pandemic has made the …
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Super Bowl LIV Prop Bets That Don’t Exist (But We Wish They Did)
With contributions by Bryan Sclar and Karl Leslie Super Bowl LIV is here, which means that it’s time for everyone to participate in some light grey market, semi-legal sports gambling. …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: NFL Gambling Tips for Week 17
How is it over? Football should never be over! What are we going to do with our Sundays without football? Without NFL gambling? Interact with family members? I can’t! I. …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Top NFL Gambling Picks for Week 16
This is my favorite time of the year. Christmas? Nah, not for me. Hanukkah? Not me, you mensch. Kwanzaa? My body is getting to the point where I’m only going …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Best NFL Gambling Tips for Week 15
It’s getting down to the nitty-gritty, folks. We only have three full NFL gambling weeks left. If you are up on the season, then great work! If you are down, …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: NFL Gambling Tips For Week 14
It’s week 14 of the NFL season, meaning we are hitting the betting home stretch. It also means, for those of you that have survived this long, we have hit …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: 5 Sure Thing NFL Bets for Week 12
Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good when it comes to gambling, and NFL bets, specifically. There is a certain thrill to making money when you know, deep down …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: 5 Sure Thing NFL Bets for Week 11
There are pros and cons as to when you make your bets. Some bettors like to get in on their NFL bets when the lines immediately go live because they …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: 5 Sure Thing NFL Bets for Week 10
The flu sucks. It comes over you like a slow creep across your body. You start to feel a tinge in your stomach. Your neck gets a little stiff. Then …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: 5 Sure-Thing NFL Bets for Week 9
We are starting to hit the point of the season where the frauds (Falcons, Browns) have exposed themselves, and the real teams (Patriots, 49ers) are distancing themselves from the rest …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: The Best Week 8 NFL Betting Tips on the Board
Harsh reality sets in as I sit to write this article. Last week when I wrote this, I was staring off at a beach in Maui, enjoying the ocean air …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Week 7 NFL Betting Tips
Hey everyone, i’m in Maui for my sister’s wedding, so not a ton of time to do an intro. I think I might have sucked last week. At least, my …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Week 6 NFL Betting Picks
Back in 2011, I took up the role as bookie at an illegal poker game. Never huge bets, but consistent action and with mostly people who were really good. But …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Week 5 Betting Tips
I should have made money last week. And not just money, I should have made good money! My picks went 9-4 last week! Where did I screw up, though? I …
Read More 30 Team Parlay: Week 4 Betting Picks
I shouldn’t have had faith in Seattle. I REALLY shouldn’t have had faith in the Raiders. That’s my mantra going into this week. On the games I actually was willing …
Read More 30 Team Parlay Week 3 NFL Betting Tips
Andrew WK, the greatest musician of all time, had an amazing song called “Don’t Stop Living in the Red.” Last year, that song pretty much defined by gambling season. I …
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30 Team Parlay: Week 2 NFL Betting Tips
Brandon Andreasen previews week 2 of the NFL betting season.
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30 Team Parlay- Week 1 NFL Betting Tips
Mistakes were made. Money was lost. Andy Reid coached teams were underrated. That is all over, though. Football season is back! Gambling is back!
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30 Team Parlay: 2019 NFL Super Bowl and Win Total Gambling Tips
Welcome back to another season of 30 Team Parlay, where I give you all the NFL gambling advice I can muster in my soul to bring you the best odds …
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