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Fantasy Football 2023 / Green Bay Packers / NFL Draft 2023

2023 Green Bay Packers Rookie Roundup

June 11, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Green Bay Packers moved on from Aaron Rodgers after he did one too many ayahuasca trips and became way too annoying to have around the clubhouse. We all thought …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Jacksonville Jaguars / NFL Draft 2023

2023 Jacksonville Jaguars Rookie Roundup

June 3, 2023June 3, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Jacksonville Jaguars are poised to have one of the better young offenses in the NFL this season, led by third-year pro Trevor Lawrence, who will have Christian Kirk, Calvin …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / New Orleans Saints / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

New Orleans Saints 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

June 1, 2023June 1, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Every year, we say that Mickey Loomis can’t keep getting away with this about his salary cap shenanigans, and yet every year Loomis does exactly that. The Saints somehow manage …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Las Vegas Raiders / NFL Draft 2023

Las Vegas Raiders 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 29, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Las Vegas Raiders are a mess. From top to bottom, they have no direction, seemingly spending every six months fixing the issues they themselves made six months prior. They …

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Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Cincinnati Bengals 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 28, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Cincinnati Bengals once again appear to be in the top-five teams in the NFL, and are desperately trying to get over the hump before the agents for Joe Burrow, …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Los Angeles Chargers / NFL Draft 2023

Los Angeles Chargers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 26, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Cowboys’ loss is the Chargers’ gain. The L.A. offense is set to go thermonuclear this season with Kellen Moore at the helm, and they added three fantasy football-eligible players …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Minnesota Vikings / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Minnesota Vikings 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 25, 2023May 24, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The Minnesota Vikings 2023 season was one of the most bizarre seasons of football I’ve ever witnessed. The Vikings had the 4th best win percentage in football, but by no …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023 / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 24, 2023May 24, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Nobody threw the football more than the Tampa Bay Buccaneers last year, but with Tom Brady retiring this team could be in for a very rude awakening. They still have …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / San Francisco 49ers

San Francisco 49ers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 23, 2023May 23, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It felt like the San Francisco 49ers mostly rested on their laurels this offseason, content with getting all the way to the NFC Championship Game with Mr. Irrelevant, Brock Purdy. …

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Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Buffalo Bills 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 22, 2023May 22, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

You know the Buffalo Bills’ 2022 season didn’t quite go according to plan when you consider that when I sat down to write this introduction, the only things I could …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Indianapolis Colts / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Indianapolis Colts 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 21, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The Indianapolis Colts have one thing going for them: The only place to go is up. Last season was a clown show for them in a spectacular fashion. Despite everything …

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2023 Playoffs / Dallas Cowboys / NFL Draft 2023

Dallas Cowboys 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 19, 2023May 19, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Dallas Cowboys made headlines this offseason, releasing long-term stud and face of the franchise Ezekiel Elliott and allowing Dalton Schultz to abscond off to the Houston Texans to be …

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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Detroit Lions 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 18, 2023May 17, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

This rookie roundup is about to start biting off kneecaps because Dan Campbell and the Detroit Lions made a statement in the 2023 NFL draft. That statement was that they …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023 / Seattle Seahawks

Seattle Seahawks 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 16, 2023May 16, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Remember last year when we as a football community scoffed at the hubris of Pete Carroll and John Schneider for trading away a franchise quarterback? Carroll committed the cardinal sin …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / New York Jets / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

New York Jets 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 15, 2023May 14, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The good news for the New York Jets is they finally solved their quarterback problems by bringing in Aaron Rodgers. The bad news is that Aaron Rodgers comes along with …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Miami Dolphins / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Miami Dolphins 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 13, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The Miami Dolphins are one of my favorite teams to analyze this year. They might have the widest range of outcomes in the NFL. If Tua can stay healthy, there …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Houston Texans / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Houston Texans 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 12, 2023May 12, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

I have no idea what the Houston Texans are doing. They traded the 12th pick and the 33rd pick in the 2023 NFL draft, along with a 2024 first and …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023 / Washington Commanders

Washington Commanders 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 11, 2023May 11, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The Washington Commanders definitely drafted some football players, but I think the only thing that anyone in Washington cares about is how quickly Dan Snyder can sell the team so …

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Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Carolina Panthers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 10, 2023May 10, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The Matt Rhule experiment is over and anyone with eyes who watched the Carolina Panthers last year is grateful. With Frank Reich taking over, the Panthers had a very clear …

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New York Giants 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 9, 2023May 9, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

In the year of our Lord 2022, football fans witnessed a bonafide miracle performed by Brian Daboll.  He made Daniel Jones relevant. Brian Daboll won his 2022 Coach of the …

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Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Chicago Bears 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 8, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

I gotta start by letting those of you who don’t already know who I am that I am an unabashed Chicago Bears fan. Some people will tell you that I …

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Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Denver Broncos 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 7, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

I don’t know if there was a more entertaining football team than the Denver Broncos last year, as long as you aren’t counting the football aspects of that team. If …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2023 NFL Draft Post-Mortem

May 6, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Evan Hoovler and Tony Martin step in with Mike Valverde and Walker Kelly to go over the fantasy and real-life implications of all 7 rounds of the 2023 NFL draft. …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Kansas City Chiefs / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Kansas City Chiefs 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 6, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The fantasy football question on everyone’s mind is going to be who is Patrick Mahomes going to make into a fantasy football league winner in 2023. Last year, hordes of …

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Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Baltimore Ravens 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 5, 2023May 4, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Right before the 2023 NFL draft, the Baltimore Ravens answered their most important question by extending Lamar Jackson. The Ravens have been a very frustrating offense to watch the last …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Pittsburgh Steelers / Rookie Roundup 2023

Pittsburgh Steelers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 4, 2023May 4, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Today’s fantasy football rookie roundup is going to focus on the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Steelers only drafted one fantasy football-relevant player, but the guy they drafted is a doozy. Darnell …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Philadelphia Eagles / Rookie Roundup 2023

Philadelphia Eagles 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 3, 2023May 3, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Today, we are going to do the fantasy football rookie roundup on the Philadelphia Eagles. You may be wondering why on God’s Green Earth would I want to do a …

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Atlanta Falcons / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Atlanta Falcons 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 2, 2023May 2, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are starting Football Absurdity’s 2023 fantasy football rookie round-up with the Atlanta Falcons because there is nobody we want to talk about more than Bijan Robinson. Bijan is one …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Fantasy Football Fallout: 2023 NFL Draft Winners & Losers

May 1, 2023April 30, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The 2023 NFL Draft is in the books, so all that is left is trying to determine which teams used the draft to maximize their offensive production and which teams …

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NFL Draft 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: One Final Mock Draft

April 26, 2023April 27, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Evan Hoovler and Tony Martin step in with Mike Valverde and Walker Kelly to do the very last possible mock draft! Let’s go, NFL Draft! We invite you to join …

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NFL Draft 2023 / Videos

Bijan Robinson’s Top 5 Draft Spots for Fantasy Football [Video]

April 21, 2023 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Football Absurdity’s Evan Hoovler takes a dive into the 5 teams he thinks could draft Bijan Robinson and immediately vault him into fantasy football super-stardom.  

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Zack Kuntz 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Zack Kuntz, Old Dominion (6’8”, 245)  What Scouts Say: Huge size, big potential, a big catch radius, and elite ball skills. Not a good blocker and played inferior competition. Crazy …

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Noah Gindorff 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Noah Gindorff, North Dakota State (6’6”, 268)  What Scouts Say: Mainly an in-line tight end. Good blocker, can make contested catches. Short route specialist, doesn’t do much more than drags, …

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Luke Schoonmaker 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Luke Schoonmaker, Michigan (6’6”, 250)  Games Watched: Michigan State (2022), Maryland (2022), Indiana (2022) What Scouts Say: Good run-blocking TE. Can use the seams well. Got that dawg in him, …

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Josh Whyle 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Josh Whyle, Cincinnati (6’6”, 250) What I Saw:  Tony: I will, under no circumstances, watch the 2022 Cincinnati Bearcats offense. Nope.  Shane: Josh Whyle hit the buffet and he hit …

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Tucker Kraft 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Tucker Kraft, South Dakota State (6’5”, 255)  What Scouts Say: Size/strength, receiving upside. Athletic and versatile. Hands and level of competition are concerns.  What We Saw:  Tony: Tucker Kraft is …

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Sam LaPorta 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Sam LaPorta, Iowa (6’4”, 249)  What Scouts Say: Led Iowa in receiving two years straight. Sound route runner, and a consistent target for his QB. Competitive blocker and a broken …

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Dalton Kincaid 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Dalton Kincaid, Utah (6’4”, 240) What Scouts Say: Plays like a WR and attacks the ball in traffic. Undersized and would be one of the smallest TEs in the NFL. …

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Darnell Washington 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Darnell Washington, Georgia (6’7”, 270)  What Scouts Say: BIG BOY. A big boy with crazy burst and speed, and can block anyone. Not necessarily a strong route runner, simply wins …

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Luke Musgrave 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Luke Musgrave, Oregon State (6’6”, 250)  What Scouts Say: Should be a size-speed monster. Elite explosiveness, downfield speed. Major injury history, but he has a ton of tools and upside. …

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Michael Mayer 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Michael Mayer, Notre Dame (6’4”, 265)  What Scouts Say: 3 years of strong production at Notre Dame. He has size, and ball skills, and can line up at any position …

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Andrei Iosivas 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Andrei Iosivas, Princeton (6’3”, 205)  What Scouts Say: Size/speed guy, has track experience in college. He has an elite athletic profile and may crush with RAC scores. Great ball skills, …

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Jayden Reed 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jayden Reed, Michigan State (6’0”, 185)  What Scouts Say: Plays all over the field, out wide, slot, and backfield. Run after catch guy, will beat people with yards after the …

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A.T. Perry 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

A.T. Perry, Wake Forest (6’5”, 205)  What Scouts Say: A contested catch guy, out-muscles defenders, and high points the catch. Natural playmaker with great hands. Good ball skills and he …

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Rakim Jarrett 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Rakim Jarrett, Memphis (6’2”, 200)  What Scouts Say: Open field threat, with the speed, vision, and balance to create dynamic angles after the catch. Wins in the short and intermediate …

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Dontayvion Wicks 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Dontayvion Wicks, Virginia (6’2”, 208)  What Scouts Say: Strong balance and burst. Navigates the sidelines effectively. Size, speed, and hands are all NFL caliber. Will struggle with zone and NFL …

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Marvin Mims 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Marvin Mims, Oklahoma (5’11”, 184)  What Scouts Say: A vertical threat player who high-points the ball on deep throws. “Violent” runner with the ball in his hands, gets yards after …

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Cedric Tillman 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Cedric Tillman, Tennessee (6’3”, 215)  What Scouts Say: Excellent body control and wins at the catch point. A major downfield threat that can hang on to the ball through contact. …

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Kayshon Boutte 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Kayshon Boutte, LSU (5’11”, 195)  What Scouts Say: Good hands, a fluid catcher. He has a quick first step with explosive burst and agility, a crisp cutter. Was used mostly …

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Rashee Rice 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Rashee Rice, SMU (6’2”, 203)  What Scouts Say: Strong frame, positive height, and length. Looks the part. Makes defenders miss after the catch and has great ball skills. He runs …

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Jalin Hyatt 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jalin Hyatt, Tennessee (6’0”, 176)  What Scouts Say: Explosive athlete at all three levels excels at the vertical level. Elite ball skills, elusive. Small frame, only one year of production …

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Parker Washington 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Parker Washington, Penn State (5’10”, 212)  What Scouts Say: Skilled return man, special teams ace, slot Swiss army knife type of offensive asset. Has elite contact balance and breaks tackles …

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Tank Dell 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Nathaniel “Tank” Dell, Houston (5’8”, 165)  What Scouts Say: Versatile offensive weapon who can play all over; quick, snappy route runner with a strong release. Big play athlete that can …

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Jaxon Smith-Njigba 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Ohio State (6’0”, 196)  What Scouts Say: Exceptional ball skills, and elite route running, but lacks top-end speed. Gets open with pacing and patience to find spots in …

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Josh Downs 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Josh Downs, North Carolina (5’9”, 171)  What Scouts Say: Dynamic slot WR. Plays bigger than his size, wins contested catches, dynamic athlete that wins after the catch. Has drop issues, …

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Jordan Addison 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jordan Addison, USC (5’11”, 173)  What Scouts Say: Successful across multiple offensive systems in college, incredible route timing, setting up DBs, excellent ball skills and route running, great separation but …

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Zay Flowers 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Zay Flowers, Boston College (5’9”, 182)  What Scouts Say: He caught half of his contested catch targets in 2022, and had a 11% drop rate. He has a slot frame …

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Quentin Johnston 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Quentin Johnston, TCU (6’2”, 208)  What Scouts Say: Size and speed monster, a threat at all three levels. Not a crisp route runner due to his size consistently gains inside …

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Tyjae Spears 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Tyjae Spears, Tulane (5’9”, 205) What Scouts Say: He tore his ACL in 2020, and recovered fully to maintain his abilities and success as a ball carrier. Strong Senior Bowl …

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DeWayne McBride 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Dwayne McBride, UAB (5’11”, 215)  What Scouts Say: Insane production at college, with a 36% missed tackle rate, best for PFF behind Bijan and Javonte. Offers nothing as a pass …

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Mohamed Ibrahim 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Mohamed Ibrahim, Minnesota (5’10”, 210) What Scouts Say: Lots of college production, but high tread on his tires. 5th year Senior, but multiple 1k seasons and a ton of carries. …

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Izzy Abanikanda 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Israel “Izzy” Abanikanda, Pitt (5’11”, 215)  What Scouts Say: 1400 rush yards his Junior season after Pickett left, and scored twenty touchdowns. Accomplished receiver, with an average of 12.7 yards …

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Devon Achane 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Devon Achane, Texas A&M (5’9”, 185)  What Scouts Say: Split backfield with Spiller in 2021, but still had 910 rush yards and 9 TDs. As the lead back he had …

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Tank Bigsby 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Tank Bigsby, Auburn (6’0”, 208)  What Scouts Say: Patience, agility, drives to finish the run. Not a great route runner and catching is not his strongest suit. Explosive cuts, drives …

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Kendre Miller 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Kendre Miller, TCU (6’0”, 220)  What Scouts Say: Only one year as the main back, but exploded with 1400 yards and 17 TDs. Solid frame, good speed and great feet. …

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Keaton Mitchell 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Keaton Mitchell, East Carolina (5’9”, 184)  What Scouts Say: Small, ceiling is a Tarik Cohen type back. Explosive and electric production, over 7 yards per carry. Pure scatback, and always …

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Roschon Johnson 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Roschon Johnson, Texas (6’2”, 222)  What Scouts Say: Power back with tackle breaking ability. Pushes the pile and churns after contact. Good stiff arm. Not a dominant athlete and won’t …

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Kenny McIntosh 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Kenny McIntosh, Georgia (6’1”, 210)  What Scouts Say: Great frame, a good combination of height, weight, and speed. Has pass catching ability, and has upside as a player. His pass …

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Lew Nichols III 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Lew Nichols III, Central Michigan (5’10”, 220)  What Scouts Say: Led the country in rushing in 2021. Had injuries in 2022 and a bad offensive line. Runs with power, vision, …

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Chase Brown 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Chase Brown, Illinois (5’11”, 205)  What Scouts Say: 23 year old rookie who was in college for 5 years, didn’t get over 1k yards until his years 4 and 5. …

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Zach Charbonnet 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 13, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Zach Charbonnet, UCLA (6’1”, 220): What Scouts Say: Alpha. Has two years of starting, improved efficiency each year. Footwork, inside running, pile pusher. Decent speed, gets low and drives on …

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Jahmyr Gibbs 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 13, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jahmyr Gibbs, Alabama (5’11, 200) What Scouts Say: Explosive runner, a great receiver out of the backfield, and an elusive and athletic back. He lacks ideal size and struggles to …

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Sean Tucker 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 13, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Sean Tucker, Syracuse (5’10”, 202) What Scouts Say: Thick build with speed. Patient, works well through congestion. Vision, footwork, low pad level. More tread than other RBs, is not a …

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Zach Evans 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Zach Evans, Ole Miss (5’11”, 215) What Scouts Say: He is capable of carrying the primary workload, but without a ton of college tread on his tires. Good burst, speed, …

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Bijan Robinson 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 13, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Bijan Robinson, Texas (6’0”, 215) What Scouts Say: Instinctive runner, exceptional elusiveness, decisive and fast. A homerun hitter with power and speed can take any carry the distance. Excellent vision, …

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Tanner McKee 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 5, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Tanner McKee, Stanford (6’6”, 230)  What Scouts Say: Optimal size, ran a pro style offense. Lack of mobility will hamper him at the next level. Not ideal processing, and will …

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Clayton Tune Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 5, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Clayton Tune, Houston (6’3”, 220)  What Scouts Say: Can create, has good arm strength. Good pocket feel and throws on the seams. Not an optimal processor with mediocre field vision. …

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Dorian Thompson-Robinson 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 5, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Dorian Thompson-Robinson, UCLA (6’1”, 205)   What Scouts Say: 5 season starter at UCLA. Strong in the short and intermediate areas, good at throwing off-balance. Escapability in the pocket is …

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Jaren Hall 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 4, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Jaren Hall, BYU (6’0”, 185)  What Scouts Say: Older prospect (25), leader. Mobility and speed are his strengths. Always looking to make the big play. Creative, but has an injury …

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Hendon Hooker 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 4, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Hendon Hooker, Tennessee (6’4”, 218)  Games Watched: Florida, Alabama, Ball State, LSU What Scouts Say: Comes from a scheme spread offense where his reads were made for him. Amazing deep …

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Anthony Richardson 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 3, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Anthony Richardson, Florida (6’4”, 232)  What Scouts Say: Pro size, huge arm. Raw, with all-pro potential. Accurate and beautiful deep ball. Hard to tackle in the pocket. Extremely inaccurate passer, …

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Will Levis 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 3, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Will Levis, Kentucky (6’3”, 232)  What Scouts Say: Pro size, pro arm talent. Strong mobility, comes from a pro scheme. Accurate and consistent as a passer. Mechanics inconsistent under pressure. …

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Bryce Young 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

March 27, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Bryce Young, Alabama (6’0”, 194)  What Scouts Say: Arm talent in abundance gets the ball out quick no matter the depth, can be successful with many arm angles and both …

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C.J. Stroud 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

March 27, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

CJ Stroud, Ohio State (6’3”, 215)  What Scouts Say: Safe prospect at QB. Uses his eyes well to create space for routes over the middle, with great timing and anticipation. …

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MKUltra Presents: A Will Levis 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

March 27, 2023March 26, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Hello!   Is that a weird opening? Probably, but I don’t know how else to start. I am a nameless, faceless employee of the THfantaC Scouting and Analytics team, tasked …

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How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

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