Fantasy Football 2025 Preview: The AFC South AKA Jeff’s Icarus Moment
Jeff here. I tried to add a soundboard to the podcast and… it didn’t work. I had to go back and rebuild this episode as best as I could, but …
Read MoreAFC South
2023 Team Previews / AFC South / Fantasy Football 2023 / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Tennessee Titans
THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC South
Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
Read More
AFC / AFC East / AFC North / AFC South / AFC West / Football / Gambling / NFC / NFC East / NFC North / NFC South / NFC West / NFL / Predictions
30 Team Parlay- Week 1 NFL Betting Tips
Mistakes were made. Money was lost. Andy Reid coached teams were underrated. That is all over, though. Football season is back! Gambling is back!
Read More
2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Indianapolis Colts
Andrew Luck is back! Does that mean that the Indianapolis Colts have finally stepped back from the precipice of the dumpster fire tier of the NFL? I mean, probably not, …
Read More
2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Jacksonville Jaguars
The Jacksonville Jaguars hope that Blake Bortles can take them to a championship this year (he can’t). Can his weaponry take you to a fantasy football championship (…maybe!)? For the …
Read More
2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Tennessee Titans
Exotic Smashmouth is dead! Long live King LeFleur! Can the Tennessee Titans bring you to fantasy football glory, or will Marcus Mariota continue his 2017 trend of vomiting all over …
Read More
2018 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Houston Texans
If you’ve read this far from the beginning of our 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakouts and bust series, thank you! And congratulations on being a bigger try-hard than J.J. Watt. …
Read More
30 Team Parlay: Football Gambling Advice for AFC South Overs/Unders
Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling advice. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and …
Read More
2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Tennessee Titans
How does the saying go? Save the best for last? Unfortunately for those who read through all of these in order, as we hit the last article in this 32-part …
Read More
2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Jacksonville Jaguars
The 2017 and 2018 Jacksonville Jaguars made (and will continue to make) their hay on defense. That’s what happens when your offense is run by Blake Bortles. After snagging Leonard …
Read More
2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Indianapolis Colts
The Indianapolis Colts had one heck of a lost season in 2017. Due to some severe Misfortunes, Jacoby Brissett was forced to shoulder the load for an offense that he …
Read More
2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Houston Texans
Finally, we come to the AFC South and the Houston Texans. The Texans had the most eye-popping five-game stretch of any team last season as Deshaun Watson set the league …
Read More
AFC South / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / State of the Division / Tennessee Titans
State of the Division: The AFC South
The AFC South is the most forgettable division in the NFL since realignment. The Jags ran it for a while, then Peyton Manning put an iron fist on the division. …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Houston Texans (The Astro Dynamo Rocket)
As their name implies, Astro Dynamo Rockets hate inertia. If this personality type was a Saturday morning cartoon, their arch enemy would be Captain Boredom. That actually might not make …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Tennessee Titans (The Volunteer Predator)
As a child, Volunteer Predators were uprooted from home and transported far away. They found the new culture jarringly different. Sure, they wore the same cowboy boots and ten-gallon hats, …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Jacksonville Jaguars (The Shark Armada)
At an early age, Shark Armadas realize that being #2 gets you almost all the spoils with hardly any of the blame. Thus, their mission in life is to fly …
Read MoreYour Personality Type Is: Indianapolis Colts (The Pacemaker)
At some formative point in their life, the Pacer Maker was horribly abandoned by a loved one. Perhaps it was an absent parent, the death of a young spouse, or …
Read More
NFL Mid-Season Review: AFC South
We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predictable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
Read More
AFC / AFC South / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Football / Houston Texans / NFC / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / Sleepers / Start or Sit / Teams
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Deshaun Watson over Carson Wentz
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Carson Wentz is the smart fantasy football play. While I am a big fan of Carson Wentz and what he has …
Read More
AFC / AFC South / AFC West / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football / fantasy football trades / Football / Indianapolis Colts / Las Vegas Raiders / NFC / NFC North / NFC South / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Teams
Fantasy Football Week Five Trade Targets — Buy Low
As we enter into week five of the fantasy football season, many teams are looking for ways to improve their roster. If you’ve read up on our guide to initiating …
Read More
AFC / AFC East / AFC South / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football / fantasy football trades / Football / Houston Texans / Miami Dolphins / NFC / NFC East / NFC North / Teams / Washington Commanders
Fantasy Football Week Five Trade Targets — Sell High
As we enter into week five of the fantasy football season, many teams are looking for ways to improve their roster. If you’ve read up on our guide to initiating …
Read More
AFC / AFC South / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Football / Indianapolis Colts / NFC / NFC South / Sleepers / Start or Sit / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Teams
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Doug Martin over Frank Gore
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Frank Gore is the smart fantasy football play. Myself, I’m feeling a bit more aGOREaphobic this week. (I’m so sorry for …
Read More AFC / AFC South / Comedy / Football / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Power Rankings / Team Preview / Teams / Tennessee Titans
NFL Quarter Season: AFC South Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
Read More
AFC / AFC South / Arizona Cardinals / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football / Houston Texans / NFC / NFC South / NFC West / Teams / Waiver Wire
Waiver Wire Wide Receiver Week Five: Fantasy Football Wide Receiver aka Out Routes and Onamonapia
The week five waiver wire is an interesting place to look for wide receivers. Two of the top ten receivers for this past week are available in most leagues. One …
Read More
AFC / AFC North / AFC South / Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football / Houston Texans / Los Angeles Rams / NFC / NFC West / Teams / Waiver Wire
Waiver Wire Quarterback Week Five: Fantasy Football Quarterbacks aka Tennessee Makes Titans Of Us All
As we head into the week five waiver wire pool, you are starting to miss your chance to get a break out candidate at quarterback. There is one every year …
Read More AFC / AFC East / AFC South / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football / Football / Houston Texans / New York Jets / NFC / NFC South / NFL News / Weekly Recap
Fantasy Football Week Four Biggest Surprises
Week four has come and one and if you played any of the top players from this week, I have to wonder what other terrible decisions you are making in …
Read More
AFC / AFC South / AFC West / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Football / Las Vegas Raiders / New York Jets / Sleepers / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Austin Seferian-Jenkins over Jared Cook
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Jared Cook has got top-five upside. Jeff is saying the words, but I just don’t believe him. His words say start …
Read More
AFC / AFC North / AFC South / Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football / Green Bay Packers / NFC / NFC North / NFC South / Start or Sit / streamer / Tampa Bay Buccaneers / Tennessee Titans / Waiver Wire
Week Four Defense Fantasy Football – Don’t Cross The Streams
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More
AFC / AFC South / Atlanta Falcons / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football / Football / Jacksonville Jaguars / NFC / NFC South / Waiver Wire
Waiver Wire Wide Receiver Week Four: Fantasy Football Wide Receivers aka Ready Receiver Relief
We are three weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which wide receiver to put in your lineup. Stefon Diggs helped many teams keep a record number …
Read More
AFC / AFC East / AFC South / Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football / Football / Jacksonville Jaguars / Los Angeles Rams / NFC / NFC West / Waiver Wire
Waiver Wire Quarterback Week Four: Fantasy Football Quarterbacks aka Bort Gonna Bort
The waiver wire quarterback options for week four offer some very interesting options. Week three of the NFL football season has made the picture for who to start a little …
Read More
AFC / AFC East / AFC South / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football / Football / Indianapolis Colts / New England Patriots / New York Giants / NFC / NFC East / NFC North / Tennessee Titans / Weekly Recap
Week Three Recap: And Everyone In Fantasy Football Breathed A Little Easier
The last two weeks have been tough for fantasy football owners. We all had to sit around and question whether we actually knew what we were doing when we drafted …
Read More
AFC / AFC South / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Football / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Minnesota Vikings / NFC / NFC North
Fantasy Football Week Three: The Biggest Surprises
Week three has come and gone and if you played any of these quarterbacks this week, you were probably drunk, desperate or both. So let us sit back and examine …
Read More
AFC / AFC North / AFC South / Baltimore Ravens / Cleveland Browns / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Indianapolis Colts / Sleepers / Start or Sit
Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Jack Doyle Over Benjamin Watson in Week Three
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, is singing the praises of Benjamin Watson. This may be the first and last time this year that anyone cares about Benjamin Watson. We …
Read More
AFC / AFC North / AFC South / AFC West / Cincinnati Bengals / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football / Green Bay Packers / Indianapolis Colts / Las Vegas Raiders / NFC / NFC East / NFC North / Start or Sit / streamer / Washington Commanders
Fantasy Football: Week Three Defense – Battle Of The Bad
One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is to stream defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding …
Read More
AFC / AFC North / AFC South / Arizona Cardinals / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football / Jacksonville Jaguars / NFC / NFC West / Waiver Wire
Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Wide Receivers aka Is It Better To Receive So Stop Dropping Passes!
We are two weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which wide receiver to put in your lineup. Fear not, because one man’s draft disaster is another …
Read More
AFC / AFC South / Chicago Bears / Comedy / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football / NFC / NFC East / NFC North / Tennessee Titans
Fantasy Football: Week Two’s Biggest Fantasy Disappointments
Week two has come and gone and with it any hope that the powerhouse team you drafted isn’t a steaming pile of poop. So let us sit back and examine …
Read More
You must be logged in to post a comment.