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Author: Shane Schwager

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THfantaC ANNOUNCEMENT!

July 11, 2024July 11, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Tony got sick and tired of the Football Absurdity Podcast’s takes on D.J. Moore, and took his ball and went home. Please let him get some Dude Wipes money. You …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 139.5: “Lasers”

June 29, 2024June 29, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Two of the biggest gunslinging QBs are profiled. Spears or Pollard? Evans or Godwin? Bucky Irving?!?

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 139: London Calling

June 29, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

The gang gets together on ladies’ night to discuss overloaded paper plates, NFL player-themed restaurants, and Shane overdoses on Falcons hype!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 138.5: “Viking War Horn.mp3”

June 23, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

The Vikings and Packers are previewed. Aaron Jones and Jayden Reed? More like Ty Chandler and Christian Watson!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 138: “Joe Namath: Polygamist Icon”

June 23, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

The crew discusses Mormonism, the 2024 New York Jets, and gives back to their community while behind the wheel!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 137.5: “Devin Hester Reincarnate”

June 15, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Henry Kissinger? DEAD. Darren Waller? RETIRED. Who’s next? Find out here and stay for the Javonte Williams ceremonial burying.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 137: “Edgecombe Avenue”

June 15, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

The only fantasy football podcast episode this week to refuse to denounce Marxism, profile the 2024 Buffalo Bills, and boycott the sports media!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 136.5: “Derek Carr QB1”

June 9, 2024June 8, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Derek Dallas Carr (born March 28, 1991) is an American football quarterback for the New Orleans Saints of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Fresno …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 136: “David Tepper Sucks”

June 8, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to beg Carolina taxpayers for a few hundred million dollars, preview the Panthers, and talk about why our parents do or don’t listen …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 135.5: “Bellinger’s Revenge Song”

June 2, 2024June 2, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Shane and Tony talk Giants and Commanders. Long live Brian Robinson.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 135: “Who Knew (Her Perspective)”

June 1, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk kickers, Post Malone B-Sides, Bar Rescue, and Ryan previews the 2024 Seattle Seahawks!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 134: “Research Season!”

May 25, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

This week, The Arizona Cardinals and New England Patriots are profiled, there’s a Chris Dorner shout-out and not enough Knocked Loose discourse!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 133: “Sponsored by Blackrock”

May 18, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig talk dynasty, rookie ADP, and play a pick em game!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 132: “No Bits, All Ball”

May 11, 2024May 12, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together for a heavy rookie draft discussion.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 131: “Vulgar Display of Pickens”

May 4, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

We’re post draft, kickin back in the lounge. Buy our 2024 Rookie Preview by hitting us up on Twitter @THfantaC- 100% of the money raised goes to Palestinian humanitarian aid!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 130: On Deadly Ground

April 27, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk Seagal, and have a roundtable discussion about the first 100 picks of the NFL Draft!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THFantaC Episode 129: The 3rd Annual 4/20 Spectacular

April 20, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig, Tony, and Weed all get together to talk Malik Nabers at 1.02, Steven Seagal, Alaska, and the Gupta Empire!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 128: “Good Christian Athlete”

April 13, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to talk about 2024 Best Buy, spend way too much time on Darren Waller, and celebrate a rich and enduring cheese culture.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 127: “Weaponized Dude Wipes”

April 6, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Ryan’s on the short term IR so Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk about train crashes, Xavier Legette, chaos dynasty leagues, and mob football.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 126: Molasses Flood

March 29, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

We’re back to full strength and cover Ray Davis, Ben Affleck, Ronnie Lott, Huey Lewis and the News, and Keon Coleman: an ideal blunt rotation!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Podacast Episode 125: “Audric Estime 1st Ballot Hall of Fame”

March 23, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Shane is off this week, so Ryan, Craig and Tony limp through our nation’s capital with some March Madness talk, some Xavier Worthy slander, and fight another war to keep …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 124: COMBINE DAY

March 17, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

It’s the THfantaC Fantasy Analyst Combine: listen to your favorite analysts compete in a series of drills, plus some prospect talk, home invasion, and Grounded for Life discourse!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 123: “Podcast-Industrial Complex”

March 9, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk steroids, rookie prospects, weed strain names, and tell you how to identify hidden drug fronts in Minneapolis!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 122.5: “Ben Sinnott Pick 1.2”

March 2, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

The crew talks prospects and takes a trip. Most assuredly the only podcast you’ll hear this week that discusses Juggalo allyship, Sufjan Stevens, and Rome Odunze in under an hour!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 122: “Perc McMahon”

March 2, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

The team get together to talk Mitt Romney, the 1953 Detroit Lions, terrible NFL owners, and get a price check on Josh Allen!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 121.5: “Badd McHonkey”

February 25, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Part two finds our crew going over light/heavy boxes, sneaky fast WRs, bad tight ends, and the Warsaw resistance, done entirely in Esperanto!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 121: “Slap Jesus”

February 25, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to try for some of that Dana White money, talk about the longest missed field goals in NFL history, and throw a single …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Podcast Episode 120: “Armpit Diarrhea”

February 18, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss ugly Canadian men, dynasty buys and sells, and outline a historiography of football and collectivism!

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2024 Playoffs / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Podcast Episode 119: “Dick King”

February 10, 2024February 10, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Our Super Bowl preview episode features Shane’s one-year anniversary on the pod, Ryan’s one-year accident anniversary, a celebration of Tony’s grandpa, TWO Ross Dwelley references, and we take aim at …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 118: “Legalize Taunting”

February 3, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to bikepill the truck owner, advocate for sex workers, talk rookie QBs, and do tricks while on edibles!

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 116: “Fishing Hall of Fame”

January 20, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig and Tony get together to talk about short running backs, the divisional round, Julius Thomas, and Chinese food!

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Playoffs / Podcasts

THfantaC Podcast Episode 115: “Diamond Jim”

January 13, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig discuss the Wildcard Round, fired coaches, the backing band for Alanis Morissette, and present the First Annual THfantaC Awards!

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Crossover Event of the Century / Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast x THfantaC Podcast: 2023-24 Season Wrap Roundtable

January 6, 2024 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Craig, Shane, Ryan, Walker Kelly, Waleed Ismail, Josh Chuboff, Evan Hoovler, and Tony. That’s a lot of people, but we managed to review the season, got Ryan to recommit to Derek …

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2023 Week 17 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 113: “Parts Unknown”

December 30, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Craig, and Tony get together to defend Russ Wilson, deny a dead man the Comeback Player of the Year Award, and talk about Don Draper’s hog!

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2023 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 112: “Speedy Weedy”

December 23, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony bring the holiday cheer! The team gets together to discuss Christmas trees, skyline chili, and getting buried in a tube!

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2023 Week 15 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 111: “TV Party”

December 16, 2023December 17, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss Survivor, Steven Seagal: Lawman, Dog the Bounty Hunter, White Chicks, and talk a little ball as well

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2023 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 110: “Famous Godfather”

December 9, 2023December 9, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

The guys get together to talk about Week 14 matchups, the XFL, corn corn-flavored ice cream, and ponder a full face turn!

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2023 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 109: “The Gooners”

December 2, 2023December 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig are joined by our pal Hunter S to talk unions, pizza rolls, and the Dick Bong Memorial Airport!

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2023 week 12 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 108: “Bozometer Feat. Walker Kelly”

November 25, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony and Craig are joined by Walker Kelly from Football Absurdity to talk about year two breakouts, The Grey Cup, Point Break, and Kenny Omega!

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2023 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 107: “Puntmageddon”

November 18, 2023November 18, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Waleed Ismail to talk punts, Broadway Joe, and Buddy Holly!

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2023 Week 10 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Episode 106: “January 20, 1981”

November 11, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Evan Hoovler of Football Absurdity to talk about special shoes, winning the Boston Marathon, and shooting at police helicopters!

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2023 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2023

THFantaC Episode 105: “Time Lords”

November 4, 2023November 4, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together and talk Big Macs, butt fumbles, and Perc Angle!

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2023 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2023

THFantaC Episode 104: “World’s Biggest Fork”

October 28, 2023October 28, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

The crew talks disasters, the spookiest redraft picks by round, Bass Pro Shops, and Ryan and Shane try to identify Christian Rock albums by title alone!

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2023 Team Previews / Atlanta Falcons / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2023 / New Orleans Saints / NFC South / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC South

September 2, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / AFC South / Fantasy Football 2023 / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Tennessee Titans

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC South

September 2, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / AFC West / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2023 / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Chargers

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC West

August 30, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2023 / Los Angeles Rams / NFC West / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC West

August 29, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / AFC East / Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2023 / Miami Dolphins / New England Patriots / New York Jets

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC East

August 22, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2023 / New York Giants / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / Washington Commanders

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC East

August 21, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / Chicago Bears / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2023 / Green Bay Packers / Minnesota Vikings / NFC North

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC North

August 21, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / AFC North / Baltimore Ravens / Cincinnati Bengals / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2023 / Pittsburgh Steelers

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC North

August 19, 2023September 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Zack Kuntz 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Zack Kuntz, Old Dominion (6’8”, 245)  What Scouts Say: Huge size, big potential, a big catch radius, and elite ball skills. Not a good blocker and played inferior competition. Crazy …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Noah Gindorff 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Noah Gindorff, North Dakota State (6’6”, 268)  What Scouts Say: Mainly an in-line tight end. Good blocker, can make contested catches. Short route specialist, doesn’t do much more than drags, …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Luke Schoonmaker 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Luke Schoonmaker, Michigan (6’6”, 250)  Games Watched: Michigan State (2022), Maryland (2022), Indiana (2022) What Scouts Say: Good run-blocking TE. Can use the seams well. Got that dawg in him, …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Josh Whyle 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Josh Whyle, Cincinnati (6’6”, 250) What I Saw:  Tony: I will, under no circumstances, watch the 2022 Cincinnati Bearcats offense. Nope.  Shane: Josh Whyle hit the buffet and he hit …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Tucker Kraft 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Tucker Kraft, South Dakota State (6’5”, 255)  What Scouts Say: Size/strength, receiving upside. Athletic and versatile. Hands and level of competition are concerns.  What We Saw:  Tony: Tucker Kraft is …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Sam LaPorta 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Sam LaPorta, Iowa (6’4”, 249)  What Scouts Say: Led Iowa in receiving two years straight. Sound route runner, and a consistent target for his QB. Competitive blocker and a broken …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Dalton Kincaid 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Dalton Kincaid, Utah (6’4”, 240) What Scouts Say: Plays like a WR and attacks the ball in traffic. Undersized and would be one of the smallest TEs in the NFL. …

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Fantasy Football 2021 / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Darnell Washington 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Darnell Washington, Georgia (6’7”, 270)  What Scouts Say: BIG BOY. A big boy with crazy burst and speed, and can block anyone. Not necessarily a strong route runner, simply wins …

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Fantasy Football 2021 / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Luke Musgrave 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Luke Musgrave, Oregon State (6’6”, 250)  What Scouts Say: Should be a size-speed monster. Elite explosiveness, downfield speed. Major injury history, but he has a ton of tools and upside. …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Michael Mayer 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Michael Mayer, Notre Dame (6’4”, 265)  What Scouts Say: 3 years of strong production at Notre Dame. He has size, and ball skills, and can line up at any position …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Andrei Iosivas 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Andrei Iosivas, Princeton (6’3”, 205)  What Scouts Say: Size/speed guy, has track experience in college. He has an elite athletic profile and may crush with RAC scores. Great ball skills, …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Jayden Reed 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Jayden Reed, Michigan State (6’0”, 185)  What Scouts Say: Plays all over the field, out wide, slot, and backfield. Run after catch guy, will beat people with yards after the …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

A.T. Perry 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

A.T. Perry, Wake Forest (6’5”, 205)  What Scouts Say: A contested catch guy, out-muscles defenders, and high points the catch. Natural playmaker with great hands. Good ball skills and he …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Rakim Jarrett 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Rakim Jarrett, Memphis (6’2”, 200)  What Scouts Say: Open field threat, with the speed, vision, and balance to create dynamic angles after the catch. Wins in the short and intermediate …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Dontayvion Wicks 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Dontayvion Wicks, Virginia (6’2”, 208)  What Scouts Say: Strong balance and burst. Navigates the sidelines effectively. Size, speed, and hands are all NFL caliber. Will struggle with zone and NFL …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Marvin Mims 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Marvin Mims, Oklahoma (5’11”, 184)  What Scouts Say: A vertical threat player who high-points the ball on deep throws. “Violent” runner with the ball in his hands, gets yards after …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Cedric Tillman 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Cedric Tillman, Tennessee (6’3”, 215)  What Scouts Say: Excellent body control and wins at the catch point. A major downfield threat that can hang on to the ball through contact. …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Kayshon Boutte 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Kayshon Boutte, LSU (5’11”, 195)  What Scouts Say: Good hands, a fluid catcher. He has a quick first step with explosive burst and agility, a crisp cutter. Was used mostly …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Rashee Rice 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Rashee Rice, SMU (6’2”, 203)  What Scouts Say: Strong frame, positive height, and length. Looks the part. Makes defenders miss after the catch and has great ball skills. He runs …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Jalin Hyatt 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Jalin Hyatt, Tennessee (6’0”, 176)  What Scouts Say: Explosive athlete at all three levels excels at the vertical level. Elite ball skills, elusive. Small frame, only one year of production …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Parker Washington 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Parker Washington, Penn State (5’10”, 212)  What Scouts Say: Skilled return man, special teams ace, slot Swiss army knife type of offensive asset. Has elite contact balance and breaks tackles …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Tank Dell 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Nathaniel “Tank” Dell, Houston (5’8”, 165)  What Scouts Say: Versatile offensive weapon who can play all over; quick, snappy route runner with a strong release. Big play athlete that can …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Jaxon Smith-Njigba 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Ohio State (6’0”, 196)  What Scouts Say: Exceptional ball skills, and elite route running, but lacks top-end speed. Gets open with pacing and patience to find spots in …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Josh Downs 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Josh Downs, North Carolina (5’9”, 171)  What Scouts Say: Dynamic slot WR. Plays bigger than his size, wins contested catches, dynamic athlete that wins after the catch. Has drop issues, …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Jordan Addison 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Jordan Addison, USC (5’11”, 173)  What Scouts Say: Successful across multiple offensive systems in college, incredible route timing, setting up DBs, excellent ball skills and route running, great separation but …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Zay Flowers 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Zay Flowers, Boston College (5’9”, 182)  What Scouts Say: He caught half of his contested catch targets in 2022, and had a 11% drop rate. He has a slot frame …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Quentin Johnston 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Quentin Johnston, TCU (6’2”, 208)  What Scouts Say: Size and speed monster, a threat at all three levels. Not a crisp route runner due to his size consistently gains inside …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Tyjae Spears 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Tyjae Spears, Tulane (5’9”, 205) What Scouts Say: He tore his ACL in 2020, and recovered fully to maintain his abilities and success as a ball carrier. Strong Senior Bowl …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

DeWayne McBride 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 20, 2023April 19, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Dwayne McBride, UAB (5’11”, 215)  What Scouts Say: Insane production at college, with a 36% missed tackle rate, best for PFF behind Bijan and Javonte. Offers nothing as a pass …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Mohamed Ibrahim 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 20, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Mohamed Ibrahim, Minnesota (5’10”, 210) What Scouts Say: Lots of college production, but high tread on his tires. 5th year Senior, but multiple 1k seasons and a ton of carries. …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Izzy Abanikanda 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Israel “Izzy” Abanikanda, Pitt (5’11”, 215)  What Scouts Say: 1400 rush yards his Junior season after Pickett left, and scored twenty touchdowns. Accomplished receiver, with an average of 12.7 yards …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Devon Achane 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Devon Achane, Texas A&M (5’9”, 185)  What Scouts Say: Split backfield with Spiller in 2021, but still had 910 rush yards and 9 TDs. As the lead back he had …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

Tank Bigsby 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Tank Bigsby, Auburn (6’0”, 208)  What Scouts Say: Patience, agility, drives to finish the run. Not a great route runner and catching is not his strongest suit. Explosive cuts, drives …

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Kendre Miller 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Kendre Miller, TCU (6’0”, 220)  What Scouts Say: Only one year as the main back, but exploded with 1400 yards and 17 TDs. Solid frame, good speed and great feet. …

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Keaton Mitchell 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Keaton Mitchell, East Carolina (5’9”, 184)  What Scouts Say: Small, ceiling is a Tarik Cohen type back. Explosive and electric production, over 7 yards per carry. Pure scatback, and always …

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Roschon Johnson 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Roschon Johnson, Texas (6’2”, 222)  What Scouts Say: Power back with tackle breaking ability. Pushes the pile and churns after contact. Good stiff arm. Not a dominant athlete and won’t …

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Kenny McIntosh 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Kenny McIntosh, Georgia (6’1”, 210)  What Scouts Say: Great frame, a good combination of height, weight, and speed. Has pass catching ability, and has upside as a player. His pass …

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Lew Nichols III 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Lew Nichols III, Central Michigan (5’10”, 220)  What Scouts Say: Led the country in rushing in 2021. Had injuries in 2022 and a bad offensive line. Runs with power, vision, …

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Chase Brown 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Chase Brown, Illinois (5’11”, 205)  What Scouts Say: 23 year old rookie who was in college for 5 years, didn’t get over 1k yards until his years 4 and 5. …

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Zach Charbonnet 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 13, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Zach Charbonnet, UCLA (6’1”, 220): What Scouts Say: Alpha. Has two years of starting, improved efficiency each year. Footwork, inside running, pile pusher. Decent speed, gets low and drives on …

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Jahmyr Gibbs 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 13, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Jahmyr Gibbs, Alabama (5’11, 200) What Scouts Say: Explosive runner, a great receiver out of the backfield, and an elusive and athletic back. He lacks ideal size and struggles to …

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Sean Tucker 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 13, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Sean Tucker, Syracuse (5’10”, 202) What Scouts Say: Thick build with speed. Patient, works well through congestion. Vision, footwork, low pad level. More tread than other RBs, is not a …

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Zach Evans 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 16, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Zach Evans, Ole Miss (5’11”, 215) What Scouts Say: He is capable of carrying the primary workload, but without a ton of college tread on his tires. Good burst, speed, …

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Bijan Robinson 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 14, 2023April 13, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Bijan Robinson, Texas (6’0”, 215) What Scouts Say: Instinctive runner, exceptional elusiveness, decisive and fast. A homerun hitter with power and speed can take any carry the distance. Excellent vision, …

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Tanner McKee 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 5, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Tanner McKee, Stanford (6’6”, 230)  What Scouts Say: Optimal size, ran a pro style offense. Lack of mobility will hamper him at the next level. Not ideal processing, and will …

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Clayton Tune Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 5, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Clayton Tune, Houston (6’3”, 220)  What Scouts Say: Can create, has good arm strength. Good pocket feel and throws on the seams. Not an optimal processor with mediocre field vision. …

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Dorian Thompson-Robinson 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 5, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Dorian Thompson-Robinson, UCLA (6’1”, 205)   What Scouts Say: 5 season starter at UCLA. Strong in the short and intermediate areas, good at throwing off-balance. Escapability in the pocket is …

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Jaren Hall 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 4, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Jaren Hall, BYU (6’0”, 185)  What Scouts Say: Older prospect (25), leader. Mobility and speed are his strengths. Always looking to make the big play. Creative, but has an injury …

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Hendon Hooker 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 4, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Hendon Hooker, Tennessee (6’4”, 218)  Games Watched: Florida, Alabama, Ball State, LSU What Scouts Say: Comes from a scheme spread offense where his reads were made for him. Amazing deep …

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Anthony Richardson 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 3, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Anthony Richardson, Florida (6’4”, 232)  What Scouts Say: Pro size, huge arm. Raw, with all-pro potential. Accurate and beautiful deep ball. Hard to tackle in the pocket. Extremely inaccurate passer, …

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Will Levis 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

April 3, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Will Levis, Kentucky (6’3”, 232)  What Scouts Say: Pro size, pro arm talent. Strong mobility, comes from a pro scheme. Accurate and consistent as a passer. Mechanics inconsistent under pressure. …

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Bryce Young 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

March 27, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

Bryce Young, Alabama (6’0”, 194)  What Scouts Say: Arm talent in abundance gets the ball out quick no matter the depth, can be successful with many arm angles and both …

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C.J. Stroud 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

March 27, 2023April 2, 2023 - by Shane Schwager - Leave a Comment

CJ Stroud, Ohio State (6’3”, 215)  What Scouts Say: Safe prospect at QB. Uses his eyes well to create space for routes over the middle, with great timing and anticipation. …

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