Fantasy Football Auction

We’ve all been there. You’re in an auction draft, and your team looks great! Wow, Ja’Marr Chase, Jahmyr Gibbs, and Ashton Jeanty? What a squad! Well, congratulations on spending all …

So we have a popular Discord where we give superflex auction/salary cap strategy advice. Lately, 9/10 people looking for advice have leagues with a glaring vulnerability that can be easily …

Click here if you want to jump directly to my strategy and skip my sharing of my thoughts which are TOTALLY NORMAL AND NEITHER “UNHINGED” NOR “INSANE,” ANNIE! I’m going …

Click here if you just want the chart as a printable pdf and don’t want to read how to use it. Good luck. I have trouble playing in fantasy football …

Click here if you just want the chart as a printable pdf and don’t want to read how to use it. Good luck. I have trouble playing in fantasy football …

When doing an online auction using ESPN or Yahoo, the two most popular sources, it’s important to know the differences. For instance, last year, ESPN was criminally low on both …

It may be May, but I’ve already been hard at work researching actual mock auction data. I’ve done five 10-team mocks with almost all or all humans (I don’t have …

Making a great fantasy football salary cap team is just like budgeting and buying items for a barbecue. If that abstract analogy has been enough to already convince you, download the …

Hi! I’m Evan Hoovler. If you don’t know me by now: I’m that guy who mock salary cap drafts all the time. Like All. The. Time. My wife says it’s …

If you’ve never heard of my BBQ salary cap strategy, here’s the elevator pitch: It’s a simple, repeatable method to ensure you leave your salary cap draft with a competitive …

Last updated: 7/16/22 **CONFIDENTIAL** This is for Football Absurdity readers only. If you are a member of my Big Money League KEEP OUT! In 2019 I was bummed: I hadn’t …

You probably came here because you want a 2022 fantasy football salary cap values chart that you can use to easily stay competitive in your league without studying too hard. …

Every year, Evan Hoovler does the hard work for our fantasy football salary cap draft ranks. I come in over the top and have a fun little laugh and create …

Football Absurdity recently partnered with our favorite forums: SomethingAwful.com. The goal was simple: Fill a  2QB auction with 10 managers who would stick around for at least most of the …

(Updated 8/27/2021) IMPORTANT: We strongly recommend you read the strategy part of this article. If you skip straight to the 2021 fantasy football auction values chart, then bid to each …

The 2021 NFL schedule is here! This is the first time I actually start to seriously consider the landscape of fantasy football auction strategies. Every other analyst will do this …

You might be planning on printing out these 2021 superflex dynasty auction values. You might be thinking of sitting at the auction table, bidding up to the values listed on …

Auction strategy for 14 team leagues has a few key, but easy to figure out, differences than auctions for smaller leagues, and we’ve got a winning strategy! For those who are …

I put a lot of thought into this 2 QB fantasy football auction strategy guide, but I put even more thought into which cutesy pun to put into the title. …

A lot of people have been hopping into our Discord to ask for tweaks on BBQ strategy, my 2020 fantasy football auction values chart, their specific league settings, and Grrl …

BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN TO THE FANTASY FOOTBALL AUCTION VALUES PLEASE NOTE: These fantasy football auction values aren’t to be used like rankings sheets. This is because they are to …

Updated 7/30/20 New: Watch me do a live mock auction with commentary every Friday at 6 PM PST. Check out past recordings, here. Welcome, one and all, to our most …

Updated 7/4/20 Welcome, one and all, to our most popular article that doesn’t have “Beersheets” in the title! It’s the 2020 fantasy football auction values chart! If you want an …

All Rise for the Fantasy Football Auction Mock Report for June 19, 2020! “Will you mock a little faster?” said an owner to a drafter, “There’s a player I hate …

This is a weekly series where I detail the evolution of the fantasy football auction landscape. I do this based on my extensive mock drafting each week. The purpose is …

Congrats on doing an auction draft league! You are significantly upgrading your fantasy football experience. Auction versus snake draft is like watching football when your fantasy players are in the …

If you don’t know me by now: I’m the auction strategy guy. I basically only do auctions. I’m in two mock auctions right now, which is making it super hard …

ALERT: Dominate your auction leagues with our new, foolproof auction strategy Updated 9/3/19 Thanks for helping make last year’s fantasy football auction values list our all-time most popular article! It …