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Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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Normally when we do an Absurdity Check, we are looking at it through the lens of fantasy football. After all, Football Absurdity is primarily a fantasy football site that was …
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Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly, and Jeff Krisko take a look at the AFC & NFC West & their fantasy football outlooks. In the second half (2:50:00), Jeff and Mike talk …
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While Evan Hoovler continues to scrape at the worst teams in the league, I have more scholarly pursuits. Yesterday, I figured out how the 49ers might use the draft to …
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Take a look at the offense in anticipation of this Chargers mock draft. The Los Angeles Chargers is almost the complete package when it comes to moving the ball. They’ve …
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The Raiders signed Marcus Mariota. Speaking of signs: I have a little sign at my desk. It says, “This fan has gone ____ days without giving up on the Raiders’ …
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Mistakes were made. Money was lost. Andy Reid coached teams were underrated. That is all over, though. Football season is back! Gambling is back!
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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For the 2018 season, we will explore a 2018 fantasy football sleeper, breakout (or bounce back), and bust from every NFL team. First, a sleeper can leap into top-tier production …
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The Los Angeles Chargers have one of the deepest wide receiver corps in the NFL, so it will be difficult for one of their two rookies they snagged in the …
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The Oakland Raiders drafted just one fantasy football eligible player in the 2018 draft, and he’s not an especially exciting fantasy prospect for this year. The man goes by the …
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The Kansas City Chiefs of the American Football Conference, West Division did not draft any fantasy-eligible players in the 2018 National Football League Draft. However, I stupidly set the minimum …
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The Denver Broncos spent 2017 losing more games than they had since before Tebowmania started, and going under .500 for the third time since we learned what a hanging Chad …
Read MoreHard working, head down. That’s the motto of this industrious and resourceful personality type. As such, it’s not unusual for them to look around after decades of dedication and realize …
Read MoreFirst in line. First to raise their hand. First on the scene. Of course, that “scene” is a burning building they plan to loot, that “raised hand” is pulling down …
Read MoreThe main goal of this personality type is to keep things the same, to keep the peace. Rocky Mountain Outlaws go through life with an attitude that is completely zen …
Read MoreEvery production needs a bad boy, and that’s where this type comes in. If you ask them about culture, they hand you antibiotics. If you asked them the definition of …
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After already taking a look at the NFC West, it’s time to turn to their AFC counterparts, the AFC West. The AFC West made two of the earliest splash moves …
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We are halfway through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predictable about the NFL is how unpredictable …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Austin Seferian-Jenkins is the smart fantasy football play. He feels so strongly about ASJ that he broke out into song. And …
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We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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As we enter into week five of the fantasy football season, many teams are looking for ways to improve their roster. If you’ve read up on our guide to initiating …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Jared Cook has got top-five upside. Jeff is saying the words, but I just don’t believe him. His words say start …
Read More This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Andy Dalton is the smart fantasy football play. Personally, I would tread gingerly before starting him at quarterback. There are some …
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The waiver wire running back options for week four paint a very interesting picture for how the season has gone. Darren Sproles ACL tear makes a cloudy situation in Philadelphia. …
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Fantasy Football week three has come and gone and with it any hope that the powerhouse team you drafted isn’t a steaming pile of poop. Fantasy owners had many opportunities …
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One of the best ways to maximize your weekly scoring is to stream defenses. This strategy is simple – we aren’t as concerned about good defenses, so much as finding …
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We are two weeks into the football season and it is slowly starting to dawn on you that Andrew Luck might not play this year. He might never play again. …
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