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Evan, Mike, and Jeff review round one and its implications for fantasy football and Evan’s rooting interests. Topics once again include Kyler Murray’s destination, the Raiders, the All-Name Teams, and …
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The first round of the NFL draft is complete! All-in-all, eight fantasy football eligible players went in this round, and three of them were quarterbacks. Two of them were tight …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Isaiah Crowell, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Pick a Wide Receiver 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Offensive Line It’s wild what a difference …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Kenyan Drake, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Kenyan Drake, Running Back 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Offensive Line, Wide Receiver The Miami Dolphins …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: James White, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Rob Gronkowski, Tight End 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Wide Receiver, Tight End The earth has …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Josh Allen (…?!?!), Quarterback 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Kelvin Benjamin, Wide Receiver 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Offensive Line, Wide Receiver The 2018 Buffalo …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Derrick Henry (weeks 13 through 15), Running Back 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Corey Davis, Wide Receiver 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Lots of Defensive …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Leonard Fournette (Weeks Ten through Sixteen), Running Back 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Leonard Fournette (Weeks One through Nine), Running Back 2019 Fantasy Football Draft …
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2018’s Best Kansas City Chiefs Fantasy Football Player: Patrick Mahomes, QB, Tyreek Hill, WR, Travis Kelce, TE… pretty much everyone except for… 2018’s Biggest Kansas City Chiefs Fantasy Football Disappointment: …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Eric Ebron, Tight End 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Jack Doyle, Tight End 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: One Very Specific Slot Wide Receiver The …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: DeAndre Hopkins, Wide Receiver 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Any Myriad of WRs Hyped at Some Point Throughout the Season 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: JuJu Smith-Schuster, Wide Receiver 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Le’Veon Bell, Running Back 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Wide Receiver, Backup Running Back Did the …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Nick Chubb, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Jarvis Landry, Wide Receiver 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Wait this can’t be right Wow. Things …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Joe Mixon, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Tyler Eifert, Tight End 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Offensive Line, Tight End The 2019 Cincinnati …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Lamar Jackson, Quarterback 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Alex Collins, Running Back 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Wide Receiver Last year was a weird one …
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2018’s Best Los Angeles Chargers Fantasy Football Player: Austin Ekeler, Running Back or Melvin Gordon, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Los Angeles Chargers Fantasy Football Disappointment: Literally Nobody 2019 Los Angeles …
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2018’s Best Denver Broncos Fantasy Football Player: Phillip Lindsay, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Denver Broncos Fantasy Football Disappointment: Demayrius Thomas, Wide Receiver 2019 Denver Broncos Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Quarterback, …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Mike Evans, Wide Receiver 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Ronald “1.9 YPC” Jones II 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Running Back, Offensive Line, Speedy Wide …
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2018’s Best Oakland Raiders Fantasy Football Player: Jared Cook, TE 2018’s Biggest Oakland Raiders Fantasy Football Disappointment: Marshawn Lynch 2019 Oakland Raiders Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Running Back, Tight End, …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Alvin Kamara, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: [NULL] 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Wide Receiver Depth, Tight End Things went pretty great for those …
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2018’s Best Carolina Panthers Fantasy Football Player: Christian McCaffrey, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Carolina Panthers Fantasy Football Disappointment: Devin Funchess, Wide Receiver 2019 Fantasy Carolina Panthers Football Draft Wishlist: Offensive …
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2018’s Best Atlanta Falcons Fantasy Football Player: Julio Jones, Wide Receiver 2018’s Biggest Atlanta Falcons Fantasy Football Disappointment: Tevin Coleman, Running Back 2019 Atlanta Falcons Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Left …
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2018’s Best Washington Redskins Fantasy Football Player: Adrian Peterson, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Washington Redskins Fantasy Football Disappointment: Uhm, well… About that… 2019 Washington Redskins Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: QB, …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Zach Ertz, Tight End 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Alshon Jeffery, Wide Receiver 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: WR, RB The Philadelphia hopeful mostly need …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Ezekiel Elliott, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Dak Prescott, Quarterback 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Deep Threat WR, Backup RB The Dallas Cowboys …
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2018’s Best Fantasy Football Player: Saquon Barkley, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Fantasy Football Disappointment: Evan Engram, Tight End 2019 Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: OL, WR, QB The Giants traded their …
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Evan, Mike, and Jeff take a look at some pressing questions surrounding the NFL Draft. Topics include Kyler Murray’s destination, weighing this running back class against past classes, whether or …
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2018’s Best Green Bay Packers Fantasy Football Player: Aaron Jones, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Green Bay Packers Fantasy Football Disappointment: Aaron Rodgers, Quarterback 2019 Green Bay Packers Fantasy Football Draft …
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2018’s Best Chicago Bears Fantasy Football Player: Tarik Cohen, Running Back 2018’s Biggest Chicago Bears Fantasy Football Disappointment: Allen Robinson, Wide Receiver 2019 Chicago Bears Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Wide …
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2018’s Best Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Football Player: Adam Thielen, Wide Receiver 2018’s Biggest Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Football Disappointment: Dalvin Cook, Running Back 2019 Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Offensive …
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2018’s Best Detroit Lions Fantasy Football Player: Kenny Golladay, Wide Receiver 2018’s Biggest Detroit Lions Fantasy Football Disappointment: Kerryon Johnson, Running Back 2019 Detroit Lions Fantasy Football Draft Wishlist: Possession …
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Ssh. Quiet. Hear that? That’s the sound of the ghost of the 2018 Seattle Seahawks’ fantasy football performance. Some say that on a quiet night, you can hear Brian Schottenheimer’s …
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Arizona Cardinals fantasy football was mostly an abject disaster last season and earned every bit of their #1 pick. Unsurprisingly, that left a lot of holes on offense, and in …
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What do you get the team that has everything? The Los Angeles Rams boast more top-25 fantasy football wide receivers going into the 2019 draft than the New York Giants, …
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In terms of San Francisco 49ers fantasy football, they were the kings of making chicken salad out of chicken… poo. And given the concessions at Levi’s Stadium, that chicken salad …
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First, I’d like to thank Football Absurdity for welcoming me back and letting me write their Washington Redskins 2019 mock draft. I had been on an extended mental health vacation …
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When I look at the Oakland Raiders 2019 mock draft needs, I can’t help but think about my father’s favorite chair. My dad passed away, recently, after a prolonged battle …
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We are just about one month out from the NFL draft, a special three-day event where NFL analysts line up their insights mixed with some good ol’ fashioned intuition. We’ll …
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There are a lot of, to use corporate jargon, areas of opportunity going into the San Francisco 49ers 2019 NFL Draft. The 49ers boast a solid QB, a passable offensive …
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