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2018 Rookie Roundup

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2018 Rookie Roundup / 2020 Week 14 Advice / Absurdity Check / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2020 / Quarterback

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Can We Trust Baker Mayfield?

December 7, 2020December 6, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Baker Mayfield spent his Sunday afternoon throwing for 334 yards and four touchdowns. The Browns tossed aside the Tennessee Titans in the battle of two 8-3 squads. We had left …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / 2019 Player Profile / Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2019 / Wide Receiver

Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Christian Kirk Player Profile

July 21, 2019August 12, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

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2018 Rookie Roundup / AFC South / Fantasy Football 2018 / Tennessee Titans

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Tennessee Titans

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

How does the saying go? Save the best for last? Unfortunately for those who read through all of these in order, as we hit the last article in this 32-part …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / AFC South / Fantasy Football 2018 / Jacksonville Jaguars

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Jacksonville Jaguars

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The 2017 and 2018 Jacksonville Jaguars made (and will continue to make) their hay on defense. That’s what happens when your offense is run by Blake Bortles. After snagging Leonard …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / AFC South / Fantasy Football 2018 / Indianapolis Colts

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Indianapolis Colts

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Indianapolis Colts had one heck of a lost season in 2017. Due to some severe Misfortunes, Jacoby Brissett was forced to shoulder the load for an offense that he …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / AFC South / Fantasy Football 2018 / Houston Texans

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Houston Texans

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Finally, we come to the AFC South and the Houston Texans. The Texans had the most eye-popping five-game stretch of any team last season as Deshaun Watson set the league …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2018 / NFC South / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers will prove to be a fantasy football powerhouse in 2018. Despite his suspension, Jameis Winston has QB1 upside. Add Mike Evans, DeSean Jackson, OJ Howard, and …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2018 / New Orleans Saints / NFC South

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: New Orleans Saints

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The New Orleans Saints had one of the best offenses in football last season and added two fantasy football eligible players in the draft. Are they worth rostering? Tre’Quan Smith, …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2018 / NFC South

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Carolina Panthers

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Carolina Panthers had a bit of a swoon in 2016, but bounced back to the playoffs in 2017. In the 2018 NFL Draft, they drafted only two players at …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2018 / NFC South

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Atlanta Falcons

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

After spending all 2017 weathering 28-3 jokes, the Atlanta Falcons selected 3  players at standard fantasy football positions in the 2018 NFL draft. Are any of them worth having on your radar …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / AFC East / Fantasy Football 2018 / New York Jets

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: New York Jets

July 30, 2018August 1, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New York Jets took three 2018 rookie players at traditional fantasy football positions in this year’s NFL Draft. Are any of them worth taking a look at in your …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / AFC East / Fantasy Football 2018 / New England Patriots

2018 Rookie Roundup: New England Patriots

July 27, 2018July 27, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 3 Comments.

Hopefully, this is the year that Tom Brady finally turns to trash and we get to point and laugh at him as he throws pick after pick after pick. But …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / AFC East / Fantasy Football 2018 / Miami Dolphins

2018 Rookie Roundup: Miami Dolphins

July 27, 2018July 27, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Miami Dolphins spent 2017 on hold, as Ryan Tannehill’s knee exploded so late in camp that they had to pluck an already-retired Jay Cutler away from the announcing booth …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / AFC East / Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2018

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Buffalo Bills

July 26, 2018July 26, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Buffalo Bills had an amazing offseason. Amazingly… bad (got ’em)! LeSean McCoy might not play, and they ditched the first quarterback to lead them to the playoffs since Rob …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2018 / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Philadelphia Eagles

July 23, 2018July 23, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The World Champion Philadelphia Eagles took just one fantasy football eligible player in the 2018 NFL Draft. No, they didn’t add to their stable of running backs or try to …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2018 / NFC East / Washington Commanders

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Washington Redskins

July 23, 2018July 23, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Washington took two fantasy football eligible players in the 2018 NFL Draft, but they weren’t their crown jewel offseason acquisition. The team finally finished doing Kirk Cousins wrong by letting …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2018 / New York Giants / NFC East

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: New York Giants

July 20, 2018July 19, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New York Giants were a top-to-bottom dumpster fire last season. The only team to lose to the Jimmy G-less 49ers last year ended up with the second overall pick. …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2018 / NFC East

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Dallas Cowboys

July 20, 2018July 19, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 2 Comments.

As we turn our attention to the NFC East, we first look to the rookie’s drafted by the Dallas Cowboys. They are America’s team but this is mostly because that’s …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / AFC North / Fantasy Football 2018 / Pittsburgh Steelers

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Pittsburgh Steelers

July 14, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Steelers might boast the best roster in the AFC, top to bottom, and they added three fantasy football eligible players in the 2018 NFL draft, but are they worth …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / AFC North / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2018

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Cleveland Browns

July 14, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Cleveland Browns have won just one game since they defeated the San Francisco 49ers on December 13, 2015. For reference, Blaine Gabbert and Jim Tomsula matched up against Mike …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / AFC North / Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2018

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Cincinnati Bengals

July 14, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Cincinnati Bengals already have a somewhat deep stable of fantasy football eligible options going into 2018. In the 2018 NFL Draft, they took a couple more. With A.J. Green, …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / AFC North / Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2018

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Baltimore Ravens

July 14, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Baltimore Ravens drafted a whole mess of fantasy football eligible players in the 2018 NFL Draft (five of them). Despite the high number of players drafted to these positions, …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2018 / Minnesota Vikings / NFC North

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Minnesota Vikings

July 8, 2018July 8, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Minnesota Vikings promise to have one of the most fantasy football-prolific offenses in 2018. Kirk Cousins leads Adam Thielen, Stefon Diggs, Kyle Rudolph and Dalvin Cook into battle this …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2018 / Green Bay Packers / NFC North

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Green Bay Packers

July 8, 2018July 8, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The Green Bay Packers took a couple running backs in the 2017 NFL Draft, snagging Jamaal Williams and Aaron Jones. This year, they spent all their offensive skill position chips …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2018 / NFC North

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Detroit Lions

July 8, 2018July 8, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Detroit Lions are one of the most inept teams in the NFL at running the football. Since they lost Reggie Bush in 2015, they’ve employed a stable of running …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2018 / NFC North

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Chicago Bears

July 8, 2018July 8, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Chicago Bears are one of the most-hyped teams of the 2018 offseason, but not a lot of that has to do with their offensive skill position additions from the …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / AFC West / Fantasy Football 2018 / Los Angeles Chargers

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Los Angeles Chargers

June 26, 2018June 25, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Los Angeles Chargers have one of the deepest wide receiver corps in the NFL, so it will be difficult for one of their two rookies they snagged in the …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / AFC West / Fantasy Football 2018 / Las Vegas Raiders

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Oakland Raiders

June 26, 2018June 25, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Oakland Raiders drafted just one fantasy football eligible player in the 2018 draft, and he’s not an especially exciting fantasy prospect for this year. The man goes by the …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / AFC West / Fantasy Football 2018 / Kansas City Chiefs

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Kansas City Chiefs

June 20, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Kansas City Chiefs of the American Football Conference, West Division did not draft any fantasy-eligible players in the 2018 National Football League Draft. However, I stupidly set the minimum …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / AFC West / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2018

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Denver Broncos

June 20, 2018June 25, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The Denver Broncos spent 2017 losing more games than they had since before Tebowmania started, and going under .500 for the third time since we learned what a hanging Chad …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / Comedy / Fantasy Football 2018 / Fantasy Football Team Names

Alcoholics Saquonymous: The Definitive 2018 Rookie Fantasy Football Team Names Guide

June 9, 2018November 6, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - 5 Comments.

Our 2018 Fantasy Football Halloween Team Names List Is Out Dynasty drafters: You’ve got your rookies, we’ve got funny 2018 rookie fantasy football team names. 

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2018 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2018 / NFC West / Seattle Seahawks

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Seattle Seahawks

June 7, 2018June 6, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

I don’t know if the 2018 Seattle Seahawks rookies will be good, but they will definitely be forced to clean their rooms with training camps opening up. What I do …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2018 / NFC West / San Francisco 49ers

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: San Francisco 49ers

June 7, 2018June 6, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The San Francisco 49ers didn’t expend a whole heck of a lot of middling draft capital on fantasy football-relevant players. Sure, they bolstered their offensive like with OT Mike McGlinchey, …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2018 / Los Angeles Rams / NFC West

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Los Angeles Rams

June 6, 2018June 6, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Los Angeles Rams are one of several teams to only grab one of the big four fantasy football positions in the draft. They did it in the sixth round …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2018 / NFC West

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Arizona Cardinals

June 6, 2018June 6, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Arizona Cardinals may have snagged the best quarterback in the recent draft, and at worst, they still snagged a top-three QB at #10. The best part for them? They …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

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