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Fantasy Football 2021 / Free Agency / Tight End

Free Agency Winners & Losers: Tight End

April 2, 2021April 1, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Heading into free agency, we all thought two tight ends could do great things in new places. Unfortunately, Hunter Henry and Jonnu Smith both signed with the same team. Sheesh! …

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AJ Brown Tennessee Titans
Fantasy Football 2021 / Free Agency / Wide Receiver

Free Agency Winners & Losers: Wide Receiver

April 1, 2021April 1, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

This week is winner’s week here at Football Absurdity. Unfortunately, it’s also losers week. Put them together, and what do you get? Free agency winners and losers! That’s right, every …

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Fantasy Football 2021 / Free Agency / Running Back

Free Agency Winners & Losers: Running Back

March 31, 2021March 31, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The free agency dust has (mostly) settled, and the running back musical chairs are complete. Unfortunately for guys like Todd Gurley, James Conner, and Le’Veon Bell, the music stopped and …

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Free Agency
Fantasy Football 2021 / Free Agency / Quarterback

Free Agency Winners & Losers: Quarterback

March 30, 2021March 30, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

On the Football Absurdity Podcast yesterday, we pretty much determined that free agency dwindled to a close. Numerous running backs are still out there to ruin some backfields, but it’s …

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Kenyan Drake Arizona Cardinals Start or Sit
Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2021 / Free Agency / Las Vegas Raiders

Kenyan Drake Signs With Las Vegas Raiders: Fantasy Football Fallout

March 25, 2021March 24, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

I think Jon Gruden and Mike Mayock have it out for Josh Jacobs. They obliterated their offensive line, ditching Pro Bowl center Rodney Hudson, Trent Brown, and Gabe Jackson. They …

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Kenny Golladay Detroit Lions New York Giants
Fantasy Football 2021 / Free Agency / New York Giants

Kenny Golladay Signs With New York Giants: Fantasy Football Fallout

March 24, 2021March 23, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Kenny Golladay took his talents to The Big Apple this free agency period. The former Lion signed a four-year, $72 million contract ($40 million guaranteed) with the New York Giants. …

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Phillip Lindsay Mark Ingram Houston Texans
Free Agency / Houston Texans / NFL Draft 2021

Houston Texans Add Phillip Lindsay, Mark Ingram: Fantasy Football Fallout

March 23, 2021March 23, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s hard for the Houston Texans to do anything without having people scratch their heads. Last season, they went all-in on a second-round pick and David Johnson for All-Everything wide …

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Free Agency / New York Jets / NFL Draft 2021

Corey Davis Signs With New York Jets: Fantasy Football Fallout

March 22, 2021March 22, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Corey Davis spent three years in Tennessee coming well short of expectations given his fifth-overall pick selection in the 2017 draft. Prior to 2019, he averaged 622 yards per season …

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Buffalo Bills / Free Agency / NFL Draft 2021

Emmanuel Sanders Signs With Buffalo Bills: Fantasy Football Fallout

March 19, 2021March 19, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Buffalo Bills brought 34-year-old Emmanuel Sanders into the fold with a one-year deal. The former Steeler, Niner, Bronco, and Saint played in 31 games in the last two years …

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Ryan Fitzpatrick Washington Football Team Quarterback Sleepers
Free Agency / NFL Draft 2021 / Washington Commanders

Washington Football Team Adds Ryan Fitzpatrick, Curtis Samuel: Fantasy Football Fallout

March 19, 2021March 19, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

What happens when the Ryan Fitzpatrick Cycle has no victim? Or did Ryan Fitzpatrick reach through space-time to make Dwayne Haskins be one of the dumbest people in the NFL, …

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Carlos Hyde Jacksonville Jaguars
Free Agency / Jacksonville Jaguars / NFL Draft 2021

Carlos Hyde Signs With Jacksonville Jaguars: Fantasy Football Fallout

March 17, 2021March 16, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Is this your king? Is this the addition that scared you so much? Last week, everyone filled their pants over a (Jags GM) Trent Baalke quote about filling out the …

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Bill Belichick New England Patriots
Free Agency / Las Vegas Raiders / New England Patriots / NFL Draft 2021 / San Francisco 49ers

New England Patriots Sign Kendrick Bourne & Nelson Agholor: Fantasy Football Fallout

March 16, 2021March 16, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

My first instinct when I see Nelson Agholor’s contract is to make a joke about drops. When the truth of the matter is that Agholor only dropped ten balls over …

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Hunter Henry New England Patriots Start or Sit
Free Agency / New England Patriots / NFL Draft 2021

Hunter Henry Signs With New England: Fantasy Football Fallout

March 16, 2021March 16, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New England Patriots continued their shopping spree, snagging both top tight ends on the market. They added Hunter Henry and his 60 catches for 650 yards career average for …

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Jonnu Smith Tennessee Titans New England Patriots
Free Agency / New England Patriots / NFL Draft 2021 / Tennessee Titans

Jonnu Smith Signs With New England: Fantasy Football Fallout

March 15, 2021March 15, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The first big fantasy football domino of the legal tampering period fell at about 10 AM Pacific on Monday. Jonnu Smith, formerly of the Tennessee Titans, agreed to a deal …

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Aaron Jones Green Bay Packers
Free Agency / Green Bay Packers / NFL Draft 2021

Aaron Jones Re-Signs With Green Bay Packers: Fantasy Football Fallout

March 15, 2021March 15, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

If you felt a great disturbance on Sunday, as millions of voices suddenly crying out in terror before being suddenly silenced, it was because Aaron Jones re-signed with the Green …

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Drew Lock Denver Broncos waiver wire
Denver Broncos / Free Agency / NFL Draft 2021 / Quarterback

If Drew Lock isn’t the Answer For Denver, Then Who is?

March 10, 2021March 10, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Denver Broncos have everything in place for a quarterback to succeed in their offense. They’ve stacked the deck with Jerry Jeudy, Cortland Sutton, K.J. Hamler, Noah Fant, Albert Okwuegbunam, …

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2021 Dak Prescott Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys / Free Agency

Dak Prescott Got Paid

March 9, 2021March 9, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Dak Prescott got what he wanted from the Dallas Cowboys: a long-term contract north of $40 million annually with a no-trade clause and a no-tag clause. Dak Prescott has, as …

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Aaron Jones Green Bay Packers running back
Free Agency / Miami Dolphins

2021 Miami Dolphins: RB or not RB?

March 8, 2021March 8, 2021 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

  There’s a persistent drumbeat that makes fantasy analysts go “wow that would be awesome.”  It involves the Miami Dolphins shoring up their running back room by signing Aaron Jones …

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Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / Jacksonville Jaguars / Quarterback

Fantasy Football Fallout: Nick Foles Traded To Chicago Bears

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The Bears made their biggest splash of the 2020 offseason by trading a fourth-round compensatory pick to the Jacksonville Jaguars for Nick Foles.  The biggest story for the Bears this …

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Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / Podcasts

Fantasy Football Podcast – Free Agency Frenzy Pt 2

March 27, 2020 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Jeff may or may not have the coronavirus so Mike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Waleed (@IamTheWaleed) take a look at 2020 fantasy football free agency with some …

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Fantasy Football 2020 / Football / Free Agency / Gambling

Super Bowl Odds After Week One of Free Agency

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

It is impossible to know when sports will continue. It seems like such a small thing in the grander scheme in our current world. A worldwide pandemic has made the …

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AFC Wild Card Game Derrick Henry Tennessee Titans Fantasy Football
Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / Running Back / Tennessee Titans

Fantasy Football Fallout: Tennessee Titans Franchise Tag Derrick Henry

March 24, 2020March 24, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Tennessee Titans had two big contracts they needed to dole out this offseason. They gave Ryan Tannehill the big boy, long term contract, and they slapped the Franchise Tag …

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Eric Ebron Fantasy Football
Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / Indianapolis Colts / Pittsburgh Steelers / Tight End

Fantasy Football Fallout: Eric Ebron Signs With Pittsburgh Steelers

March 23, 2020March 23, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It wasn’t that long ago that Eric Ebron had fantasy football value. It’s hard to remember the before times, back when we could leave our houses, and back when things …

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Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / New Orleans Saints / San Francisco 49ers / Wide Receiver

Fantasy Football Fallout: Emmanuel Sanders Signs With New Orleans Saints

March 23, 2020March 23, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Emmanuel Sanders went from one NFC Super Bowl contender (after playing in the Super Bowl) to another last week, as he signed with the New Orleans Saints. What does his …

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Melvin Gordon Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / Los Angeles Chargers / Running Back

Fantasy Football Fallout: Melvin Gordon Signs With Denver Broncos

March 20, 2020March 20, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

A mid-20th century philosopher and poet, Michael Philip Jagger once said, “you can’t always get what you want.” He then went on to opine that sometimes you get what you …

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Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / Los Angeles Rams / Running Back

Fantasy Football Fallout: Todd Gurley Cut, Signs With Atlanta Falcons

March 20, 2020March 20, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

In July of 2018, with Todd Gurley’s fifth-year option still on the table, the Los Angeles Rams handed him a four-year, $60 million contract extension ($45 million guaranteed). Again, this …

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Jason Witten breaking the Pro Bowl trophy while simultaneously breaking his broadcast career. fantasy football
Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / Las Vegas Raiders / Tight End

Fantasy Football Fallout: Jason Witten Signs With the Las Vegas Raiders

March 19, 2020March 24, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Erstwhile ESPN jibber-jabberer, former Dallas Cowboy and eternal tight end Jason Witten will play for a different franchise for the first time in his NFL career this season. Witten joins …

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Philip Rivers Los Angeles Chargers Fantasy Football quarterback sleeper waiver wire
Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / Indianapolis Colts / Los Angeles Chargers / Quarterback

Fantasy Football Fallout: Philip Rivers Signs With the Indianapolis Colts

March 19, 2020March 19, 2020 - by RFLRedZone - Leave a Comment

The Colts getting a quarterback via free agency is new to me but they pried Philip Rivers away from the Los Angeles Chargers. As a life-long Colts fan (40-years), the …

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Stefon Diggs Minnesota Vikings Fantasy Football
Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / Minnesota Vikings / Wide Receiver

Fantasy Football Fallout: Stefon Diggs Traded to Buffalo Bills

March 18, 2020March 18, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Minnesota Vikings and Stefon Diggs’ mutual parting of ways is one of the least surprising developments of the 2020 offseason. Diggs redefined vaguebooking, routinely making social media posts that …

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Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / New England Patriots / Quarterback / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Fantasy Football Fallout: Tom Brady, Tampa Bay Buccaneer

March 18, 2020March 20, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Well, the mad lad went and did it. Tom Brady sent the free agency world ablaze on Tuesday, announcing in the morning that he would no longer be on the …

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Austin Hooper Fantasy Football
Atlanta Falcons / Baltimore Ravens / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / Tight End

Fantasy Football Fallout: Austin Hooper to Cleveland, Hayden Hurst to Atlanta

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Cleveland Browns signed former Atlanta Falcons’ tight end Austin Hooper away on the first day of legal tampering. In order to fill that hole in the offense, the Falcons …

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Fantasy Football DeAndre Hopkins
Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / Houston Texans / Running Back / Wide Receiver

Fantasy Football Fallout: DeAndre Hopkins-David Johnson Swap, Randall Cobb, and Kenyan Drake

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Houston Texans and Arizona Cardinals completed one of the most baffling one-for-one (plus miscellany) swaps in NFL history on March 16. The Texans sent DeAndre Hopkins and a fourth-round …

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A.J. Green Cincinnati Bengals Fantasy Football
Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / Wide Receiver

Fantasy Football Fallout: Cincinnati Bengals Franchise Tag A.J. Green

March 16, 2020March 16, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

A.J. Green missed the entire 2018 season with a foot/ankle injury that spiraled out of control and ended with the Bengals placing Green on IR in week sixteen. This came …

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Ryan Tannehill Tennessee Titans Fantasy Football
Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / Quarterback / Tennessee Titans

Fantasy Football Fallout: Tennessee Titans Re-Sign Ryan Tannehill

March 16, 2020March 16, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The Tennessee Titans spent just a fourth-round pick to secure Ryan Tannehill’s services in 2019. To keep him in and around the Nashville area, they spent quite a bit more. …

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Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / Podcasts

Fantasy Football Podcast – Hunter Henry, Delanie Walker, Free Agency Frenzy Wishlist Pt 2

March 13, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike, (@RFLRedZone), Evan (Evan Hoovler on Facebook), and Jeff (@jeffkrisko) take a look at 2020 fantasy football free agency with some preferred destinations for wide receivers and running backs. They …

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Fantasy Football 2020 / Free Agency / Los Angeles Chargers / Running Back

Fantasy Football Fallout: Los Angeles Chargers Re-Sign Austin Ekeler

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

Running Back Austin Ekeler broke out last season for the Los Angeles Chargers in Melvin Gordon’s stead. Gordon held out for a big-money deal, which he did not get from …

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Free Agency / Quarterback

Free Agency Primer: Quarterbacks

February 5, 2020 - by Mike Maxwell - Leave a Comment

The confetti is all but swept away from this past Sunday’s Super Bowl.  Congratulations to the Chiefs and their fans! Unfortunately, the rest of the league and their fans are …

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Fantasy Football Tevin Coleman
Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2019 / Free Agency / Running Back / San Francisco 49ers

Fantasy Football Fallout: Tevin Coleman to San Francisco

March 19, 2019March 18, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tevin Coleman signed a bafflingly awful two-year, $10 million contract with the San Francisco 49ers. It contains no guaranteed money outside of the first year. It is hysterically bad, and …

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Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2019 / Free Agency / Indianapolis Colts / Wide Receiver

Fantasy Football Fallout: Devin Funchess to Indianapolis

March 18, 2019June 16, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Devin Funchess moved from the Panthers to the Colts, and will earn up to $13 million dollars for his trouble. Now, before we look at the fantasy football implications of …

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Fantasy Football 2019 / Free Agency / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Fantasy Football Podcast – Free Agency Winners & Losers

March 15, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Jeff & Mike take a look at winners and losers from the first week of free agency and conceive of the worst possible fantasy football setting. The Football Absurdity Podcast …

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Fantasy Football 2019 / Free Agency / Las Vegas Raiders / Pittsburgh Steelers / Wide Receiver

Fantasy Football Fallout: Antonio Brown Traded to Oakland

March 14, 2019March 17, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The NFL’s most recent biggest-ever soap opera is over, as the Pittsburgh Steelers basically gave away traded superstar wide receiver Antonio Brown to the Oakland Raiders. The Raiders, in turn, gave him a massive …

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Fantasy Football 2018 / Free Agency / Tight End

Fantasy Football: Free Agency Legal Tampering Winners & Losers (TE)

March 14, 2018April 25, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The NFL’s “legal tampering period” (AKA the real start to free agency, but with a delayed signing) started on Monday. Through the first couple of days, some clear winners and …

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Fantasy Football 2018 / Free Agency / Running Back

Fantasy Football: Free Agency Legal Tampering Winners & Losers (RB)

March 14, 2018April 25, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The NFL’s “legal tampering period” (AKA the real start to free agency, but with a delayed signing) started on Monday. Through the first couple of days, some clear winners and …

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Fantasy Football 2018 / Free Agency / Wide Receiver

Fantasy Football: Free Agency Legal Tampering Winners & Losers (WR)

March 14, 2018April 25, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 2 Comments.

The NFL’s “legal tampering period” (AKA the real start to free agency, but with a delayed signing) started on Monday. Through the first couple of days, some clear winners and …

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Fantasy Football 2018 / Free Agency / Quarterback

Fantasy Football: Free Agency Legal Tampering Winners & Losers (QB)

March 14, 2018April 25, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 3 Comments.

The NFL’s “legal tampering period” (AKA the real start to free agency, but with a delayed signing) started on Monday, and through the first couple of days, some clear patterns …

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Football / Free Agency / Quarterback

2018 NFL Free Agency Quarterbacks

March 13, 2018 - by Mike Maxwell - Leave a Comment

The celebratory debauchery should be almost washed away in Philly and now it’s on to the dreaded business side of the game for 31 teams who failed last year. If …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

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