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2022 Super Bowl Predictions

January 15, 2022January 15, 2022 - by Football Absurdity Staff - Leave a Comment

Our comedy experts and expert comedians reveal their picks for the 2022 Super Bowl. Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief: The Niners will win the Super Bowl; it’s a foregone conclusion. …

2021 Week 1 / Gambling / Predictions

30 Team Parlay: Week One

September 8, 2021 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

2020 was a rough gambling year. For some reason, nothing quite felt like it locked into place for me. I mostly hung around the break-even mark all season. I’d get …

2021 Playoffs / 2021 Super Bowl / Kansas City Chiefs / Predictions / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Super Bowl LV Predictions from Our Experts and Comedians

February 5, 2021February 4, 2021 - by Football Absurdity Staff - Leave a Comment

Super Bowl LV Predictions Super Bowl LV Predictions Explained Evan Hoovler, Football Absurdity Co-Founder You know what? All season long I try to be as objective as possible. Even when …

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2021 Conference Championship Predictions from Our Experts and Comedians

January 22, 2021January 21, 2021 - by Football Absurdity Staff - Leave a Comment

2021 Conference Championship Predictions 2021 Conference Championship Predictions Writeups Evan Hoovler, Football Absurdity’s Awesomest Guy Who Was Definitely NOT Left in Charge of Writing His Own Job Title: Conference Championship …

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NFL Conference Championship Predictions from Experts and Comedians

January 15, 2020January 27, 2020 - by Football Absurdity Staff - 1 Comment

Tennessee at Kansas City! Green Bay at San Francisco! What are verbs!? We asked our Football Absurdity staff to weigh in on both of the 2020 NFL Conference Championship games this …

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NFL Divisional Round 2020 Predictions from Experts and Comedians

January 9, 2020January 27, 2020 - by Football Absurdity Staff - Leave a Comment

We’re down to 8 teams vying for the Super Bowl. We asked our Football Absurdity staff to weigh in on each of this week’s four exciting NFL divisional round playoff matchups. …

2020 Playoffs / 2020 Wild Card Round / Buffalo Bills / Houston Texans / Minnesota Vikings / New England Patriots / New Orleans Saints / Philadelphia Eagles / Predictions / Seattle Seahawks / Tennessee Titans

Wild Card Predictions from Experts and Comedians

December 31, 2019December 31, 2019 - by Football Absurdity Staff - 1 Comment

Buffalo Bills at Houston Texans Jeff Krisko, Football Absurdity Editor-in-Chief The Texans now have the coveted “let’s get this out of the way” game each season. They host a team …

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Gambling / Predictions / Week 15 2019 Fantasy Football Advice

30 Team Parlay: Best NFL Gambling Tips for Week 15

December 12, 2019December 11, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

It’s getting down to the nitty-gritty, folks. We only have three full NFL gambling weeks left. If you are up on the season, then great work! If you are down, …

Gambling / Predictions / Week 14 2019 Fantasy Football Advice

30 Team Parlay: NFL Gambling Tips For Week 14

December 5, 2019December 4, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

It’s week 14 of the NFL season, meaning we are hitting the betting home stretch. It also means, for those of you that have survived this long, we have hit …

Gambling / Predictions / Week 12 2019 Fantasy Football Advice

30 Team Parlay: 5 Sure Thing NFL Bets for Week 12

November 21, 2019November 20, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good when it comes to gambling, and NFL bets, specifically. There is a certain thrill to making money when you know, deep down …

Gambling / Predictions

30 Team Parlay: 5 Sure Thing NFL Bets for Week 11

November 14, 2019November 14, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

There are pros and cons as to when you make your bets. Some bettors like to get in on their NFL bets when the lines immediately go live because they …

Gambling / Predictions

30 Team Parlay: 5 Sure Thing NFL Bets for Week 10

November 7, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - 1 Comment

The flu sucks. It comes over you like a slow creep across your body. You start to feel a tinge in your stomach. Your neck gets a little stiff. Then …

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30 Team Parlay: 5 Sure-Thing NFL Bets for Week 9

October 31, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

We are starting to hit the point of the season where the frauds (Falcons, Browns) have exposed themselves, and the real teams (Patriots, 49ers) are distancing themselves from the rest …

Gambling / Predictions

30 Team Parlay: The Best Week 8 NFL Betting Tips on the Board

October 24, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Harsh reality sets in as I sit to write this article. Last week when I wrote this, I was staring off at a beach in Maui, enjoying the ocean air …

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30 Team Parlay: Week 7 NFL Betting Tips

October 17, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Hey everyone, i’m in Maui for my sister’s wedding, so not a ton of time to do an intro. I think I might have sucked last week. At least, my …

Gambling / Predictions

30 Team Parlay: Week 6 NFL Betting Picks

October 10, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Back in 2011, I took up the role as bookie at an illegal poker game. Never huge bets, but consistent action and with mostly people who were really good. But …

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30 Team Parlay: Week 5 Betting Tips

October 3, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

I should have made money last week. And not just money, I should have made good money! My picks went 9-4 last week! Where did I screw up, though? I …

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30 Team Parlay: Week 4 Betting Picks

September 26, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

I shouldn’t have had faith in Seattle. I REALLY shouldn’t have had faith in the Raiders. That’s my mantra going into this week. On the games I actually was willing …

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30 Team Parlay Week 3 NFL Betting Tips

September 19, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Andrew WK, the greatest musician of all time, had an amazing song called “Don’t Stop Living in the Red.” Last year, that song pretty much defined by gambling season. I …

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30 Team Parlay: Week 2 NFL Betting Tips

September 12, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Brandon Andreasen previews week 2 of the NFL betting season.

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30 Team Parlay- Week 1 NFL Betting Tips

September 5, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Mistakes were made. Money was lost. Andy Reid coached teams were underrated. That is all over, though. Football season is back! Gambling is back!

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30 Team Parlay: 2019 NFL Super Bowl and Win Total Gambling Tips

August 29, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - 2 Comments.

Welcome back to another season of 30 Team Parlay, where I give you all the NFL gambling advice I can muster in my soul to bring you the best odds …

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2019 Super Bowl LIII Predictions from Comedians

January 26, 2019January 30, 2019 - by Mike Maxwell - Leave a Comment

2019 Super Bowl LIII Predictions The Los Angeles Rams made it to the Super Bowl despite losing the popular vote. Now, the entire world will watch them square off against …

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2019 AFC and NFC Championship Predictions

January 17, 2019January 18, 2019 - by Football Absurdity Staff - Leave a Comment

2019 AFC and NFC Championship Predictions Before we get into these 2019 AFC and NFC Championship Predictions, let’s check our Super Bowl predictions. Everyone but me, Evan Hoovler, still has their …

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Super Bowl Predictions

January 11, 2019January 11, 2019 - by Football Absurdity Staff - 1 Comment

Super Bowl Predictions We were wondering: is there an article we can make that ensures all of us, save maybe one, look like fools? Then it hit us: Super Bowl …

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2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions

January 8, 2019January 11, 2019 - by Football Absurdity Staff - 1 Comment

2019 NFL Divisional Round Predictions Last week’s wild card picks were a breeze! Everyone knew that the struggling Eagles would best the vaunted #1 Bears defense. That Indianapolis’ spotty D …

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Football Absurdity Experts’ 2019 NFL Wild Card Predictions

January 3, 2019January 4, 2019 - by Football Absurdity Staff - 1 Comment

2019 NFL Wild Card Predictions We know it’s a week late but we think the song that should kick off the NFL playoffs is ‘It’s the most wonderful time of …

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30 Team Parlay: NFC South Overs/Unders

July 27, 2018July 31, 2018 - by Brandon Andreasen - 2 Comments.

Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try …

AFC East / Buffalo Bills / Comedy / Miami Dolphins / New England Patriots / New York Jets / Predictions

2018 Over/Unders AFC East

July 17, 2018July 17, 2018 - by Brandon Andreasen - 1 Comment

Welcome back to the 30 Team Parlay. In the leadup to the NFL season, i’m going to be previewing every division to find the best betting options. If you think …

Dallas Cowboys / New York Giants / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / Predictions / Tom Brady / Washington Commanders

30 Team Parlay: NFC East Over/Under For 2018 NFL Season

July 15, 2018July 15, 2018 - by Brandon Andreasen - 4 Comments.

Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try …