2018 Week Two NFL Power Rankings – Ram-a-L.A.ma (Bang Bang)
The first week of the 2018 NFL season is in the books, which means it’s time to flail wildly and make baseless assumptions as to how the rest of the …
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2018 Week One NFL Power Rankings – The Grudening Edition
The 2018 NFL Season kicks off Thursday, which means it’s time to hit my randomizer and put teams in some sort of order for NFL power rankings. So… Here are …
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Week Sixteen NFL Power Rankings – Sky Blue, Water Wet, Pats the Best
What is even the point of having the rest of the NFL regular season? Every year we all gear up to watch what happens, and “what happens” is the Patriots …
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NFL Power Rankings, Week 15 – Terrible Rankings
I want to personally thank Evan for doing last week’s NFL power rankings. While I disagree with some of his assertions, I think banishing the Denver Broncos for the Clemson …
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Week 14 Power Rankings: Cleveland Browns Most Powerful Entity in Universe
I’m taking over the week 14 power rankings from Jeff for just a week. As we all know, the best thing to do when tasked with someone else’s job is …
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NFL Power Rankings, Week Thirteen – Triskaidekaphillyia
At this point, I just need to etch the top two teams and the bottom team in the power rankings into stone. The Eagles and Patriots are putting on a …
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NFL Power Rankings, Week Twelve – Rock, Flag, and Eagle
There was a lot of shakeup in the week twelve power rankings outside of the very top and the very bottom. A lot of teams have shown their true colors …
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NFL Power Rankings, Week Eleven – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Last week mostly went to chalk at the top and the bottom of the NFL power rankings. Some situations clarified themselves, but when the best team is on a Bye …
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NFL Power Rankings, Week Ten: Fifty Eagles Burgers
Imagine fifty Eagles burgers on a plate. Power rankings work the same way. We are finally into the double-digit weeks, and that means that power rankings are starting to go …
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NFL Power Rankings, Week Nine – The Rankings of Brotherly Love
Here are the Week NINE(!) definitive power rankings for the NFL. Don’t bother with any of these other guys. Only these rankings are 100% correct, accurate, triple sourced, locally grown, …
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NFL Power Rankings, Week Eight – Fly, Eagles, Fly
Carson Wentz proved last night on Monday Night Football that he and the Eagles are for realsies, no takebacks, no do-overs. Wentz is set up to be great for a …
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NFL Power Rankings, Week Seven – Comin’ for that Number One Spot
For the one-hundredth straight week, the Chiefs are atop the power rankings. The Eagles beat Cam on Thursday Night Football in fairly blanketing fashion, vaulting them to the #2 spot. …
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NFL Power Rankings, Week Six – Chiefly Among Them
You already know who’s number one right now. The rest of us are fighting over scraps. The combined suckage that fills MetLife Stadium rivals even the strongest Dyson offering, and …
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NFL Quarter Season: AFC South Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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NFL Quarter Season: AFC North Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC North Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC East Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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NFL Power Rankings, Week Five – Buttkicker.com Edition
Week four in the NFL gave us a good amount of clarity as the power rankings settled in for the long season. We’ve learned the Patriots defense really is that …
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NFL Power Rankings, Week Four – Nevertheless, Chiefs Persisted
It was a weird, wacky and wild week in the NFL. You had teams taking knees and refusing to show up. This happened both before and during the game. There’s …
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NFL Power Rankings, Week Three – Alex Smith is #1 Edition
Other people think that their arbitrary 1-32 power rankings of the NFL are definitive. They’re wrong, my arbitrary power rankings are definitive. Rank Team Thoughts 1 Kansas City Chiefs If …
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