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2018 Week Two NFL Power Rankings – Ram-a-L.A.ma (Bang Bang)

September 11, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The first week of the 2018 NFL season is in the books, which means it’s time to flail wildly and make baseless assumptions as to how the rest of the …

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2018 Week One NFL Power Rankings – The Grudening Edition

September 4, 2018September 4, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The 2018 NFL Season kicks off Thursday, which means it’s time to hit my randomizer and put teams in some sort of order for NFL power rankings. So… Here are …

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Week Sixteen NFL Power Rankings – Sky Blue, Water Wet, Pats the Best

December 19, 2017December 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

What is even the point of having the rest of the NFL regular season? Every year we all gear up to watch what happens, and “what happens” is the Patriots …

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NFL Power Rankings, Week 15 – Terrible Rankings

December 12, 2017December 12, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

I want to personally thank Evan for doing last week’s NFL power rankings. While I disagree with some of his assertions, I think banishing the Denver Broncos for the Clemson …

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Week 14 Power Rankings: Cleveland Browns Most Powerful Entity in Universe

December 5, 2017December 12, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

I’m taking over the week 14 power rankings from Jeff for just a week. As we all know, the best thing to do when tasked with someone else’s job is …

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NFL Power Rankings, Week Thirteen – Triskaidekaphillyia

November 28, 2017November 28, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

At this point, I just need to etch the top two teams and the bottom team in the power rankings into stone. The Eagles and Patriots are putting on a …

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NFL Power Rankings, Week Twelve – Rock, Flag, and Eagle

November 21, 2017November 21, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

There was a lot of shakeup in the week twelve power rankings outside of the very top and the very bottom. A lot of teams have shown their true colors …

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NFL Power Rankings, Week Eleven – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

November 14, 2017November 14, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

Last week mostly went to chalk at the top and the bottom of the NFL power rankings. Some situations clarified themselves, but when the best team is on a Bye …

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NFL Power Rankings, Week Ten: Fifty Eagles Burgers

November 7, 2017November 7, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Imagine fifty Eagles burgers on a plate. Power rankings work the same way. We are finally into the double-digit weeks, and that means that power rankings are starting to go …

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NFL Power Rankings, Week Nine – The Rankings of Brotherly Love

October 31, 2017October 31, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Here are the Week NINE(!) definitive power rankings for the NFL. Don’t bother with any of these other guys. Only these rankings are 100% correct, accurate, triple sourced, locally grown, …

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NFL Power Rankings, Week Eight – Fly, Eagles, Fly

October 24, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Carson Wentz proved last night on Monday Night Football that he and the Eagles are for realsies, no takebacks, no do-overs. Wentz is set up to be great for a …

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NFL Power Rankings, Week Seven – Comin’ for that Number One Spot

October 17, 2017October 17, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

For the one-hundredth straight week, the Chiefs are atop the power rankings. The Eagles beat Cam on Thursday Night Football in fairly blanketing fashion, vaulting them to the #2 spot. …

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NFL Power Rankings, Week Six – Chiefly Among Them

October 10, 2017October 10, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

You already know who’s number one right now. The rest of us are fighting over scraps. The combined suckage that fills MetLife Stadium rivals even the strongest Dyson offering, and …

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NFL Quarter Season: AFC South Review

October 5, 2017October 5, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected.  Just the way we like it.  The only thing predicable about the …

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AFC North Review
AFC / AFC North / Baltimore Ravens / Cincinnati Bengals / Cleveland Browns / Comedy / Football / Pittsburgh Steelers / Power Rankings / Team Preview / Teams

NFL Quarter Season: AFC North Review

October 4, 2017October 4, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected.  Just the way we like it.  The only thing predicable about the …

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NFC North Review
Chicago Bears / Comedy / Detroit Lions / Football / Green Bay Packers / Minnesota Vikings / NFC / NFC North / Power Rankings / Team Preview / Teams

NFL Quarter Season: NFC North Review

October 4, 2017October 3, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected.  Just the way we like it.  The only thing predicable about the …

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NFC East Review
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC East Review

October 3, 2017October 3, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected.  Just the way we like it.  The only thing predicable about the …

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NFL Power Rankings, Week Five – Buttkicker.com Edition

October 3, 2017October 3, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week four in the NFL gave us a good amount of clarity as the power rankings settled in for the long season. We’ve learned the Patriots defense really is that …

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NFL Power Rankings, Week Four – Nevertheless, Chiefs Persisted

September 26, 2017September 26, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It was a weird, wacky and wild week in the NFL. You had teams taking knees and refusing to show up. This happened both before and during the game. There’s …

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NFL Power Rankings, Week Three – Alex Smith is #1 Edition

September 19, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Other people think that their arbitrary 1-32 power rankings of the NFL are definitive. They’re wrong, my arbitrary power rankings are definitive. Rank Team Thoughts 1 Kansas City Chiefs If …

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How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

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One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

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Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

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Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

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