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Disaster Draft

Disaster Draft / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

2018 Disaster Draft: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers

March 13, 2018March 13, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

To say the Tampa Bay Buccaneers had a disappointing season is putting it exceptionally mildly. They were dark horse playoff contenders in the 2017 preseason, but ultimately fell on their …

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Disaster Draft / Seattle Seahawks

2018 Disaster Draft: The Seattle Seahawks

March 13, 2018March 13, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

I’ve gotten serious palpations about writing about the Seattle Seahawks. Of all the perennial contenders, no team has as much insane topsy-turvy nonsense going on this off-season. Richard Sherman is …

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Disaster Draft / San Francisco 49ers

2018 Disaster Draft: The San Francisco 49ers

March 12, 2018March 11, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The San Francisco 49ers are the talk of the NFL. They gave Jimmy Garoppolo eleventy bajillion dollars this year, and they signed the former face of the enemy with Richard …

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Disaster Draft / Pittsburgh Steelers

2018 Disaster Draft: The Pittsburgh Steelers

March 12, 2018March 11, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

Who knows how long the Pittsburgh Steelers have left in their current window? Le’Veon Bell and Ben Roethlisberger consistently threaten to no longer be the faces of the squad, Martavis …

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Disaster Draft / Las Vegas Raiders

2018 Disaster Draft: The Oakland Raiders

March 8, 2018March 8, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The 2017 season did not go how the Oakland Raiders thought it would. They failed to build on a promising 2016 campaign and failed to make the homecoming for bay …

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Disaster Draft / New York Jets

2018 Disaster Draft: The New York Jets

March 7, 2018March 7, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

Recently, a super duper certified Brain Genius New York Jets fan tried to convince me, and others, that they were a Kirk Cousins away from making the AFC playoffs next …

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Disaster Draft / New York Giants

2018 Disaster Draft: The New York Giants

March 1, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The New York Giants have (mostly) cleaned house, getting rid of out of touch 1980s movie gym coach Ben McAdoo, and scion of the Reese’s Peanut Butter fortune, Jerry Reese. …

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Disaster Draft / New Orleans Saints

2018 Disaster Draft: The New Orleans Saints

February 24, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

My wife and I recently went on a trip to New Orleans, and among the hurricanes and hand grenades and po boys and beignets there stand two oyster restaurants: Acme …

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Disaster Draft / New England Patriots

2018 Disaster Draft: The New England Patriots

February 22, 2018February 22, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

Well, well, well… The New England Patriots. Time to strip this roster of all of its components and burn it down to the ground. Wait… what’s that? All that matters …

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Disaster Draft / Minnesota Vikings

2018 Disaster Draft: The Minnesota Vikings

February 20, 2018February 20, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The Minnesota Vikings stand on the precipice of NFL greatness. While it took a Minneapolis Miracle to get them to the NFC Championship Game this year, their performance was not …

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Disaster Draft / Miami Dolphins

2018 Disaster Draft: The Miami Dolphins

February 15, 2018February 14, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The Miami Dolphins spent their 2017 season held hostage by the Don’t Care Bear with Jay Cutler after Ryan Tannehill went down with an ACL injury. They almost made the …

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Disaster Draft / Los Angeles Rams

2018 Disaster Draft: The Los Angeles Rams

February 14, 2018February 14, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The Los Angeles Rams are one of the hot, up-and-coming NFL teams, so a disaster draft doesn’t exactly come at the best time for them. Luckily for the Rams, Jeff …

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Disaster Draft / Los Angeles Chargers

2018 Disaster Draft: The San Diego Chargers

February 9, 2018February 9, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The San Diego Los Angeles Chargers of Carson played 2017 in a soccer stadium, which tells you all you need to know about the current disaster state of the franchise …

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Disaster Draft / Kansas City Chiefs

2018 Disaster Draft: The Kansas City Chiefs

February 8, 2018February 7, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Kansas City Chiefs have already shaken up their roster this season, trading Alex Smith for CB Kendall Fuller… and making this disaster draft one player easier. They’re headed towards …

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Disaster Draft / Jacksonville Jaguars

2018 Disaster Draft: The Jacksonville Jaguars

February 7, 2018February 7, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The Jacksonville Jaguars are the anti-Indianapolis Colts. Whereas with the Colts I wanted to scream and rip out my teeth trying to find sixteen players to keep, the Jags being …

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Disaster Draft / Indianapolis Colts

2018 Disaster Draft: The Indianapolis Colts

February 3, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 2 Comments.

Oh my God, the Indianapolis Colts are so bad. They’re next-level bad. They are horrible. I can’t even figure out how to make heads or tails of what they are …

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Disaster Draft / Houston Texans

2018 Disaster Draft: The Houston Texans

January 31, 2018January 31, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

If it weren’t for an untimely (and completely hidden from the world) Deshaun Watson injury last season on top of injuries to J.J. Watt and Whitney Mercilus, we could have …

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Disaster Draft / Green Bay Packers

2018 Disaster Draft: The Green Bay Packers

January 28, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The Green Bay Packers have lost two of their last five seasons due to Aaron Rodgers injuries that caused him to miss about half the season. In 2012, they stormed …

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Detroit Lions / Disaster Draft

2018 Disaster Draft: The Detroit Lions

January 25, 2018January 25, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

There aren’t many teams in the league that would beg you to take as many players as possible off their hands in a potential disaster draft, but the Cleveland Browns …

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Denver Broncos / Disaster Draft

2018 Disaster Draft: The Denver Broncos

January 23, 2018January 23, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The Denver Broncos roster is a F R E A K I N G mess. They have nearly $68 million locked up in five players for 2018, and not a …

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Dallas Cowboys / Disaster Draft

2018 Disaster Draft: The Dallas Cowboys

January 18, 2018January 18, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The plan for protection in the Dallas Cowboys disaster draft preparation comes down to keeping their absolute strength together. It shouldn’t be hard, as it’s almost entirely on one side …

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Cleveland Browns / Disaster Draft

2018 Disaster Draft: The Cleveland Browns

January 17, 2018January 17, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 2 Comments.

There aren’t many teams in the league that would beg you to take as many players as possible off their hands in a potential disaster draft, but the Cleveland Browns …

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Cincinnati Bengals / Disaster Draft

2018 Disaster Draft: The Cincinnati Bengals

January 16, 2018January 16, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The Cincinnati Bengals should be a team in flux, they should be a team looking for a new coaching staff and a new GM. Unfortunately for Bengals fans, their owners …

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Chicago Bears / Disaster Draft

2018 Disaster Draft: The Chicago Bears

January 13, 2018January 13, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment

The Chicago Bears are in year three of a rebuild that saw them finish with a record of 5-11.  Subsequently, that is the exact same record they started the rebuild …

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Carolina Panthers / Disaster Draft

2018 Disaster Draft: The Carolina Panthers

January 10, 2018January 10, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The Carolina Panthers just got bounced from the NFL Playoffs, and are now tasked with tearing apart their roster. They must make some tough decisions in this disaster draft to …

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Buffalo Bills / Disaster Draft

2018 Disaster Draft: The Buffalo Bills

January 8, 2018January 8, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The Buffalo Bills made the playoffs for the first time since the Clinton administration at the end of the 2017 season (and scored a whopping three points), so they really …

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Baltimore Ravens / Disaster Draft

2018 Disaster Draft: The Baltimore Ravens

January 5, 2018January 5, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

The Baltimore Ravens are likely giddy at the prospect of a disaster draft, with the ability to potentially shed a disastrous couple of contracts off of their books. Namely: Joe …

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Atlanta Falcons / Disaster Draft

2018 Disaster Draft: The Atlanta Falcons

January 3, 2018January 3, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 1 Comment

Keeping sixteen players on the Atlanta Falcons roster in the face of a drastic disaster draft was much, much easier than the Arizona Cardinals. It makes sense, as the Falcons …

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Arizona Cardinals / Disaster Draft

2018 Disaster Draft: The Arizona Cardinals

January 2, 2018January 2, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 2 Comments.

The Arizona Cardinals are in a good situation to take advantage of the disaster draft. They have a roster of aging veterans and overpriced deals that I’m sure they would …

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Disaster Draft

Introducing… The 2018 NFL Disaster Draft

January 1, 2018March 13, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - 29 Comments.

How many people out there know the rules for an NFL Disaster Draft? How many people even know what a disaster draft even is? In short, if a team is …

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How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

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