2018 Disaster Draft: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
To say the Tampa Bay Buccaneers had a disappointing season is putting it exceptionally mildly. They were dark horse playoff contenders in the 2017 preseason, but ultimately fell on their …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Seattle Seahawks
I’ve gotten serious palpations about writing about the Seattle Seahawks. Of all the perennial contenders, no team has as much insane topsy-turvy nonsense going on this off-season. Richard Sherman is …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The San Francisco 49ers
The San Francisco 49ers are the talk of the NFL. They gave Jimmy Garoppolo eleventy bajillion dollars this year, and they signed the former face of the enemy with Richard …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Pittsburgh Steelers
Who knows how long the Pittsburgh Steelers have left in their current window? Le’Veon Bell and Ben Roethlisberger consistently threaten to no longer be the faces of the squad, Martavis …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Oakland Raiders
The 2017 season did not go how the Oakland Raiders thought it would. They failed to build on a promising 2016 campaign and failed to make the homecoming for bay …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The New York Jets
Recently, a super duper certified Brain Genius New York Jets fan tried to convince me, and others, that they were a Kirk Cousins away from making the AFC playoffs next …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The New York Giants
The New York Giants have (mostly) cleaned house, getting rid of out of touch 1980s movie gym coach Ben McAdoo, and scion of the Reese’s Peanut Butter fortune, Jerry Reese. …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The New Orleans Saints
My wife and I recently went on a trip to New Orleans, and among the hurricanes and hand grenades and po boys and beignets there stand two oyster restaurants: Acme …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The New England Patriots
Well, well, well… The New England Patriots. Time to strip this roster of all of its components and burn it down to the ground. Wait… what’s that? All that matters …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Minnesota Vikings
The Minnesota Vikings stand on the precipice of NFL greatness. While it took a Minneapolis Miracle to get them to the NFC Championship Game this year, their performance was not …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Miami Dolphins
The Miami Dolphins spent their 2017 season held hostage by the Don’t Care Bear with Jay Cutler after Ryan Tannehill went down with an ACL injury. They almost made the …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Los Angeles Rams
The Los Angeles Rams are one of the hot, up-and-coming NFL teams, so a disaster draft doesn’t exactly come at the best time for them. Luckily for the Rams, Jeff …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The San Diego Chargers
The San Diego Los Angeles Chargers of Carson played 2017 in a soccer stadium, which tells you all you need to know about the current disaster state of the franchise …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Kansas City Chiefs
The Kansas City Chiefs have already shaken up their roster this season, trading Alex Smith for CB Kendall Fuller… and making this disaster draft one player easier. They’re headed towards …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Jacksonville Jaguars
The Jacksonville Jaguars are the anti-Indianapolis Colts. Whereas with the Colts I wanted to scream and rip out my teeth trying to find sixteen players to keep, the Jags being …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Indianapolis Colts
Oh my God, the Indianapolis Colts are so bad. They’re next-level bad. They are horrible. I can’t even figure out how to make heads or tails of what they are …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Houston Texans
If it weren’t for an untimely (and completely hidden from the world) Deshaun Watson injury last season on top of injuries to J.J. Watt and Whitney Mercilus, we could have …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Green Bay Packers
The Green Bay Packers have lost two of their last five seasons due to Aaron Rodgers injuries that caused him to miss about half the season. In 2012, they stormed …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Detroit Lions
There aren’t many teams in the league that would beg you to take as many players as possible off their hands in a potential disaster draft, but the Cleveland Browns …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Denver Broncos
The Denver Broncos roster is a F R E A K I N G mess. They have nearly $68 million locked up in five players for 2018, and not a …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Dallas Cowboys
The plan for protection in the Dallas Cowboys disaster draft preparation comes down to keeping their absolute strength together. It shouldn’t be hard, as it’s almost entirely on one side …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Cleveland Browns
There aren’t many teams in the league that would beg you to take as many players as possible off their hands in a potential disaster draft, but the Cleveland Browns …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Cincinnati Bengals
The Cincinnati Bengals should be a team in flux, they should be a team looking for a new coaching staff and a new GM. Unfortunately for Bengals fans, their owners …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Chicago Bears
The Chicago Bears are in year three of a rebuild that saw them finish with a record of 5-11. Subsequently, that is the exact same record they started the rebuild …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Carolina Panthers
The Carolina Panthers just got bounced from the NFL Playoffs, and are now tasked with tearing apart their roster. They must make some tough decisions in this disaster draft to …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Buffalo Bills
The Buffalo Bills made the playoffs for the first time since the Clinton administration at the end of the 2017 season (and scored a whopping three points), so they really …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Baltimore Ravens
The Baltimore Ravens are likely giddy at the prospect of a disaster draft, with the ability to potentially shed a disastrous couple of contracts off of their books. Namely: Joe …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Atlanta Falcons
Keeping sixteen players on the Atlanta Falcons roster in the face of a drastic disaster draft was much, much easier than the Arizona Cardinals. It makes sense, as the Falcons …
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2018 Disaster Draft: The Arizona Cardinals
The Arizona Cardinals are in a good situation to take advantage of the disaster draft. They have a roster of aging veterans and overpriced deals that I’m sure they would …
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Introducing… The 2018 NFL Disaster Draft
How many people out there know the rules for an NFL Disaster Draft? How many people even know what a disaster draft even is? In short, if a team is …
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