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Mike, Walker & Jeff review the subpar games this week and preview the remaining matchups! Starting next week, we are moving to our one-episode-per-week format. If you would like to …
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We made it! If you are reading this, you are either a real sicko who loves to hear about guys that should get cut off of fantasy football rosters, or …
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We are on to the last week of the fantasy football season, and if you are reading this, congratulations! You have something to play for. That’s awesome & is a …
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The usual suspects look back at the Thursday Night Football AFC Tilt and look forward to Sunday & Monday’s NFL action!
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With the fantasy season winding down, and the playoffs winnowing down competitors, finding edges are as important as ever. With players getting benched (Jameis Winston), being lost for the season …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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Week fifteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and the good news is the fantasy playoffs are here. The bad news is your roster is probably dead. Luckily, the …
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There are only two more waiver periods, so there’s no more messing around. There’s no time left to wait for fantasy football assets to come through for you. It’s do …
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The fantasy season is winding down, and we bring you our penultimate Absurdity Check for the season. With teams mostly sorted out, we need to dive into things that have …
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Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko start off the episode talking about a soggy football game, then preview all of week 15’s action, then finish the episode talking about …
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The fantasy football playoffs are here! Your rosters should be tight, and your rosters should be at the peak of their game. Unfortunately, fantasy football is a huge nightmare that …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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If you’re reading this, then congratulations! Your fantasy football continues. Fortunately for you, you will be at full strength for the rest of the season, so your stragglers can start …
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Week fourteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and if you are reading this, you made the fantasy playoffs. Unfortunately, your team also looks like the end of a …
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Puka Nacua and Josh Allen ended many seasons this week (complimentary), as did Kyle Pitts and James Cook (derogatory), and hopefully vaulted even more teams to the fantasy football playoffs …
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Walker, Mike & Jeff bring the boom while reviewing Danalytics overpowering Jared Goof on Thursday Night Football, as well as previewing the rest of week fourteen’s action!
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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Well, we won’t have Lamar Jackson, Bo Nix, C.J. Stroud, Jayden Daniels, Anthony Richardson, Drake Maye, Derrick Henry, Javonte Williams, Brian Robinson, Jonathon Taylor, Rhamondre Stevenson, Zay Flowers, Rashod Bateman, …
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It was a wild and wooly week 13, which felt like one long and slow IV drip of football. We are now on to week 14, and the last week …
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Week thirteen of the 2024 NFL season is complete and we are in crunch time. The pickings are slim, the stakes are high, and the only way you make the …
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Sunday was fun! Of course, I write this before my beloved 49ers inevitably get sliced in half by Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills. It was a wild day, with …
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Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko look back at the four pack of Thursday & Friday games this week, and preview all of week 13’s remaining action.
Read More It’s Thanksgiving, and as such, I have to tweak my schedule just a bit to accommodate having Cooper Rush versus Tommy DeVito beamed into my eyeballs earlier than should be …
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We’re entering the eye of the storm for the byenado, as the NFL wants to put 12 teams on bye in the two weeks surrounding Thanksgiving and, of course, no …
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Week twelve of the 2024 NFL season is complete and we are in crunch time. The pickings are slim and the stakes are high and the only way you are …
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Week twelve made us do a lot that we are not proud of. Namely, things like starting Theo Johnson, Michael Wilson, and Devaughn Vele. But, it’s in the rearview mirror, …
Read More Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko race the clock as Mike & Jeff record in an “atmospheric river” and fear their power might go out at any second—braver than …
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With byes, injuries, and numerous streamable fantasy football players already playing on Thursday, this week was, to put it lightly, a freaking challenge. Never fear as we plumb the depths …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week eleven of the 2024 NFL season is over and despair has finally set in. Anthony Richardson finally learned how to play football by watching Joe Flacco, Aaron Rodgers has …
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With the fantasy football regular season hitting its homestretch, it’s time to make sure that your rosters are trim and tight, and ready to find the new hot additions off …
Read More We’re mostly through eleven weeks now, and teams are still finding ways to surprise us. Every week, we break down a handful of those surprises to determine whether they are …
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Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly reconvene to look for a missing Terry McLaurin, and to discuss week 11’s upcoming slate!
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While it isn’t quite Byenado, Part 1 (that’s next week), this week still sees numerous talents across different positions take their rest break this week, selfishly leaving us to fend …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
Read More The Bears stink, the Falcons have a bad schedule coming up, and the Giants are the Giants. Those three teams highlight the cut list this week, but we have three …
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Week ten of the 2024 NFL season is over and chaos reigns. NFC North quarterbacks decided who could do worse while winning. Sam Darnold threw three picks and pulled out …
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With just the Rams and Dolphins pending for the week, we are done with ten weeks of the NFL season, and we are reaching the home stretch on the fantasy …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko review the banger of a TNF game and preview the week 10 slate! No Sit Show with Krisko on Sunday because of the …
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What a week it’s been! America tuned in with bated breath to see who would succeed. Early on, the results were anti-climactic, but ultimately, it became a nailbiter with a …
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Week nine of the 2024 NFL season is over and so is all my belief in the Bears. Unfortunately, my fantasy teams have also been a nightmare. Rather than give …
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We are now more than halfway through the fantasy football season unless you’re a godless heathen playing in a week eighteen league. If that’s the case, it’s the official stance …
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Other than multiple players on the home fantasy league team, Sunday was a lot of fun! The first window went down to the wire, and we had really fun games …
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Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko, and Walker Kelly run around the week 9 games and talk about everyone worth worrying about! Jeff checks out halfway through to Photoshop JD Vance’s head …
Read More It’s been yet another wild and wooly week in the NFL! Diontae Johnson is a Raven, Anthony Richardson gets to take the rest of the season off, every wide receiver …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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It’s week nine, and we are about to hit the thick of the Byes. That means that cutting players to get the new hotness off of the waiver wire will …
Read More Week eight of the 2024 NFL season has come and gone and I have realized that as a Bears fan, my life will always be a waking nightmare. And the …
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Next week’s action marks the halfway point of the NFL regular season, meaning we are halfway done with our fantasy leagues. With the fantasy playoffs looming, things are gaining clarity …
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My apologies for the lack of articles the past two weeks, if you listen to the podcast you’ll know that I sank to the bottom of a pond after getting …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko review the Return of Puka Nacua & Cooper Kupp and discuss all the games on the full week 8 slate.
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Call the NFL today’s Tom Sawyer, because we get high on them, and also the changes aren’t permanent… but change is. We have tons of things that have changed across …
Read More Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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We are now halfway through the fantasy football regular season, and significant injuries and disappointments to cleave from our fantasy football rosters to go get Russell Wilson, Tank Bigsby, and …
Read More Week seven of the 2024 NFL season is over and there is no way we can have more injuries, right? WRONG! DK Metcalf? DEAD! Brandon Aiyuk? DEAD! Nick Chubb! HE’S …
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Week seven of the NFL season was a truly bizarre one. Russell Wilson might be good? The Niners might be bad? And the Jags’ demise might have been exaggerated. We’re …
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Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko break some bad news to everyone about Walker and then talk about week seven of the NFL
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Week seven action kicked off this week with a real stinker, the Broncos versus the Saints. There wasn’t a lot of fantasy football goodness in that one, but there’s still …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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Six weeks of NFL action are in the books, and this past week left us with some tough decisions to make. We had some massive breakouts, some teams bottomed out, …
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Week six of the 2024 NFL season is over and if your draft strategy was 0RB, there is a perfect chance you have 0 wide receivers. With Marvin Harrison Jr. …
Read More Week six is mostly in the books, and we have a lot of new stuff to digest on our plate. Caleb Williams went across the pond and dominated the Jags, …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko look back at TNF and look forward to all of week six’s action!
Read More It’s on to week six, and we had some big wins last week! You could have gotten ahead of the field on Joe Flacco, Josh Downs, Tyrone Tracy, Jordan Whittington, …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and losing my retirement $10 at a time …
Read More Week five of the 2024 NFL season is over and bye weeks are killing us all. I’ve seen people complain about scoring the second-most points in their league and losing, …
Read More Week five is in the books, and it’s time to spite drop a bunch of players to pick up more players to spite drop next week! To make this list, …
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This article usually gets to you on Monday mornings, but I spent Sunday watching the 49ers lose and getting my brain boiled in the Santa Clara heat (it was 104 …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko get you a podcast better late than never! We discuss week five and all the really nasty nonsense going on. Did you know …
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Hey everyone, welcome back to the Big Daddy Drix Start/Sit Spectacular. I decided to get an early start on bye weeks last Saturday, my apologies for the absence. Thank you …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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The Bye weeks are here, which means that not only do we have to deal with half our team on the IR, but the other half is now on Bye! …
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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We all love doing our little waiver wires and getting our new hot toys, the new toys that certainly won’t break the first time we take them out of the …
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Week four of the 2024 NFL season is over and the hits keep on coming. The bad news is that Rashee Rice is likely out for the season with a …
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Week four might have been the most interesting week of football yet. We had many narratives cohere, some more fall apart, and we had certain previously must-start players fall off …
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When Walker Kelly reached out and said to the chat that they needed to take care of stuff and couldn’t deliver their Start/Sit article this week, I gladly jumped in …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko break down all the Week 4 Fantasy Football-relevant players!
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We’re on to week four, and this is a disastrous season so far for fantasy football teams with regards to injuries. You probably are down to the mat in at …
Read More Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, what are you …
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We now have three weeks of information in the books, enough to create a pattern. This allows us to start solidifying our opinions on players and is long enough to …
Read More Week three of the 2023 NFL season is over and nothing makes sense. Andy Dalton was actually what the Carolina Panthers needed to succeed! The Sam Darnold-led Minnesota Vikings are …
Read More With three weeks now in the books, the NFL landscape is starting to take shape. Are the Vikings good? Are the Panthers… not? Is the changing of the guard coming …
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Well, it was an uneven week at Big Daddy Drix Enterprises. Our sit recommendations have been sterling, but our start suggestions have been significantly less. Complicating matters is the injury …
Read More There’s no getting around it: things are bad out there. Everyone is hurt, or everyone’s quarterback is hurt, or everyone just plain sucks. It’s bad out there in the streets, …
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Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun. While I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone you …
Read More Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly preview week 3 and live react to random things happening in Jets-Patriots! Aaron Rodgers didn’t get hurt! Drake Maye played! Mike Williams almost had a …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Two weeks of NFL action are in the books, and it has been a bloodbath. Puka Nacua, Christian McCaffrey, Cooper Kupp, and Deebo Samuel will all miss week three… and …
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Week two of the 2024 NFL season is over and the hits just keep coming. Tee Higgins missed his second straight game. Isaiah Pacheco is out for the season. Quentin …
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With only the Eagles and the Falcons left to go at it tonight, we have a near-complete slate of 15 games to overreact. Is Marvin Harrison Jr. going to the …
Read More Welcome back to the start/sit spectacular! First, I would like to apologize to Jayden Daniels and Cooper Kupp. I shouldn’t have faded them last week, that’s my bad and I …
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Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly review Bills-Dolphins and take a look forward to the full slate of week two fantasy football action! You can find the weekly review …
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With Thursday Night Football in the books, it’s time for everyone’s favorite weekly post, the weekly sleepers! And by everyone, I mean me. This is my favorite article. Why? It’s …
Read More If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
Read More Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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We all want to add the next hot thing from the waiver wire. After all, Isaiah Likely, or J.K. Dobbins, or even Rashid Shaheed, could prove to be league winners …
Read More Week one of the 2024 NFL season is over and time is a flat circle. We think we’ve done our research right and then out of nowhere, the New England …
Read More As the cooling winds of autumn commence, so does the NFL season, and as such I have returned from a long hiatus to bring you starts and sits once again. …
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Jeff Krisko (who had all his Isaiah Likely priors confirmed), Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly preview all of week one’s action, review Thursday Night Football, and get extremely distracted by …
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We did it, folks. We made it through the long, hard offseason. We had our drafts and we came out loving our teams! We were ready to take on the …
Read More Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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With Labor Day weekend upon us, and the biggest fantasy football drafting weekend of the year underway, it’s time to finish our look at the last positional tiers: the tight …
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We already dove into the first half of the receiver tiers, now let’s look at the rest of the guys worth drafting! Tier Seven: Grizzled Vets DeAndre Hopkins, Tennessee (WR44, Pick …
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Jeff Krisko, Walker Kelly & Mike Valverde revisit a concept they invented last season, called a “mock draft.” The regular season starts next week, so we are moving twice a …
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I’ve already put down thousands of words about my quarterbacks, and running backs ranks (part two here). Now, I turn my attention to wide receivers. Below is part one of …
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Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …
Read More We’ve already looked at the top-flight running backs, as I outlined my top four tiers on Sunday. Let’s look at the rest of the position, and who can help you …
Read More We’ve already run through the quarterback tiers in my rankings, and now it’s time to make our way down the line to the running back tiers. There are a lot …
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Tier-based drafting is a great way to proceed through your fantasy football drafts. It eschews linear rankings, where the difference between QB5 and QB6 is not as much as between …
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The Commanders went all-in on getting Jayden Daniels set up for success this offseason. They revamped the line, getting Nick Allegretti, Tyler Biadasz, and Andrew Wylie in free agency, and …
Read More The Tennessee Titans are rolling with Will Levis and a whole bunch of guys who, talent-wise, are between WR1 and WR2 in most depth charts around the league. They revamped …
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The Buccaneers offense overachieved relative to expectations last season behind Baker Mayfield, and they mostly ran it back, with some bulking up in the depth chart, adding a running back …
Read More The Steelers took a much-needed blowtorch to their offense this offseason, replacing offensive tackles, and the quarterback, and swapping out receivers. Only the running backs and tight ends made it …
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The Eagles are a tough team to deal with for the overvalued/undervalued/sleeper articles that I’m writing for every team this summer. The reason? They’re very usage-dense, and they have four …
Read More Let’s get all the Aaron Rodgers jokes out of the way: dolphin sex, Jimmy Kimmel, lizard people, Joe Rogan, RFK Jr., drinking clay… I think that mostly covers it. Oh, …
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You know things are going well with a team’s roster construction when everybody, and I mean, everybody talks about only one player on the roster. It’s the New York Malik …
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If you look at just the fantasy football options on the Saints, then you likely anticipate that they will have one of the better offenses in the league. Derek Carr …
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Of all 32 teams in the NFL, of all the sets of weaponry, the Patriots are certainly one of them. Undoubtedly, they will field an offense this season. An offense …
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The Vikings let Kirk Cousins walk and will instead turn to a combination of… no this can’t be right… Sam Darnold and rookie J.J. McCarthy? McCarthy started last season for …
Read More The Miami Dolphins mostly just ran it back with all of their fantasy football-relevant options from 2023. They added Jaylen Wright and swapped out Mike Gesicki for Jonnu Smith but …
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Well, the Rams certainly hit that rebuild in a hurry. After falling short of expectations in 2022, many expected the Rams to take a step back, retool, and then make …
Read More Who’s got it better than the Chargers? Well, a lot of people. But, if you believe Jim Harbaugh, the answer is, “nobody!” For fantasy football purposes, they jettisoned Keenan Allen, …
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If I am being brutally honest with you, I have no idea what the Raiders plan to do about the 2024 season. Receiver on Netflix showed that Davante Adams hates …
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As a 49ers fan, I will keep this short: the Chiefs are world champions. Boo, hiss, etc., etc. But, they have a lot of question marks on their offense this …
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The Jaguars rebuilt their receiver room, eschewing another year of Calvin Ridley for Gabriel Davis and rookie Brian Thomas, Jr. They pretty much stood pat other than that when it …
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The Colts drastically overperformed last season, especially if you consider that their two best offensive weapons (Anthony Richardson & Jonathan Taylor) played just ten snaps together last season. They finished …
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If the Detroit Lions are the #1 all-vibes team in the league, then the Texans aren’t far behind. They added incredible talent in Stefon Diggs, Joe Mixon, Denico Autrey, and …
Read More Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko reconvene to discuss their busts for the NFC divisions! To hear the AFC, check out the Patreon!
Read More The poor, poor Packers. They had another long, hard-fought campaign end at the hands of the 49ers. The cast is different, but the results were the same. Luckily for Green …
Read More There might be no team with better vibes around it in the entire NFL. The perennial lovable losers proved last season that they could go toe-to-toe with the NFC’s best …
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The Denver Broncos are going to be very bad this year. They cut Russell Wilson, and still owe him a ton of money, but they are going with Bo Nix …
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The Dallas Cowboys are certainly an interesting bunch. They refuse to pay anyone, citing future flexibility to make sure that they can pay everyone. As such, this might be the …
Read More Joe Flacco saved the Cleveland Browns last season, but now The Bad Man is back under center, and we once again enter a Cleveland Browns season wondering if Deshaun Watson …
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The Bengals are a team in transition. They moved on from stalwarts Tyler Boyd (WR) and Joe Mixon (RB). It appears as though they are also on the verge of …
Read More The Bears finally have themselves a potential franchise quarterback, as they took Caleb Williams first overall in the 2024 NFL Draft. But, what about the rest of their roster? They …
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Things went horribly for the Panthers last season, as they saw the #1 overall pick they traded to the Bears for Bryce Young become Caleb Williams. This happened thanks to …
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Of all the offseasons in the NFL, the Buffalo Bills certainly had one. They traded Stefon Diggs, and Gabriel Davis went off to the Jaguars to run wind sprints for …
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The Baltimore Ravens are a fairly straightforward team. Lamar Jackson and Mark Andrews are both studs at their respective positions, and Derrick Henry is a locked and loaded top-15 running …
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The Atlanta Falcons hit a hard reset on all the bad parts of their offense. They swapped out Desmond Ridder & Marcus Mariota for Kirk Cousins under center, and they …
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The Arizona Cardinals bottomed out last season, but a mid-year explosion from Joshua Dobbs didn’t destroy their ability to get Marvin Harrison Jr. in the draft. The Cardinals hope to …
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The Jets are getting a mulligan in 2023, which is good because it means they get a full season of Breece Hall. It’s also bad, because Aaron Rodgers and his …
Read More The Patriots started their draft with Drake Maye and then proceeded to get him three passing options in the remaining seven rounds, as well as a backup. Let’s take a …
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Go home. They’re full. There’s no room for any rookies in the Miami offense. With four weapons better than anything they could find in the draft, one pick in the …
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The Buffalo Bills jettisoned Stefon Diggs this offseason, leaving them with one of the worst receiving rooms in the NFL. They were linked to Tee Higgins and Brandon Aiyuk but …
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The Titans did a hard reset on their offense this offseason, letting Derrick Henry & Ryan Tannehill leave to the Ravens and lands unknown, respectively. They added Tony Pollard and …
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The Jacksonville Jaguars are so close to making it all work. They fell apart last season, but through the first eight weeks, they were 6-2 entering their bye. The 49ers …
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The Colts struggled in 2023 thanks to their first-round pick quarterback only playing in two full games, and parts of two others. Gardner Minshew filled in admirably, but he was …
Read MoreJeff Krisko, Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly run down their sleeper picks for each division in the NFC. Want the AFC? Check out our Patreon!
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Some of us (the real sickos) haven’t taken time off from ball. I don’t know what that says about me as a person, but I know what it should say …
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Two of the biggest gunslinging QBs are profiled. Spears or Pollard? Evans or Godwin? Bucky Irving?!?
Read More The gang gets together on ladies’ night to discuss overloaded paper plates, NFL player-themed restaurants, and Shane overdoses on Falcons hype!
Read More The Vikings and Packers are previewed. Aaron Jones and Jayden Reed? More like Ty Chandler and Christian Watson!
Read More The crew discusses Mormonism, the 2024 New York Jets, and gives back to their community while behind the wheel!
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Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly all try to pill the other ones on players using just their statistical profiles. Jeff will never be tricked into being in on …
Read More Henry Kissinger? DEAD. Darren Waller? RETIRED. Who’s next? Find out here and stay for the Javonte Williams ceremonial burying.
Read More The only fantasy football podcast episode this week to refuse to denounce Marxism, profile the 2024 Buffalo Bills, and boycott the sports media!
Read More Derek Dallas Carr (born March 28, 1991) is an American football quarterback for the New Orleans Saints of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Fresno …
Read More Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to beg Carolina taxpayers for a few hundred million dollars, preview the Panthers, and talk about why our parents do or don’t listen …
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The Texans jumped forward about 2 years in their team-building plan as C.J. Stroud hit the ground running last season. He elevated Nico Collins, who floundered under prior quarterbacks and …
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The Steelers are a team in flux. They traded their most targeted player, Diontae Johnson, for a bag of beans. They also jettisoned Kenny Pickett for Justin Fields & Russell …
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There are a lot of question marks surrounding the Browns this offseason. Most of them are centered around quarterback Deshaun Watson and running back Nick Chubb. But, with a full …
Read More The Bengals let Tyler Boyd and Joe Mixon go this offseason and replaced them with a scrap-heaped Zack Moss, a rookie wide receiver, and two (count ‘em, TWO!) rookie tight …
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The Baltimore Ravens were once again knocked out of the playoffs before reaching the Super Bowl, something that has eluded two-time MVP Lamar Jackson. They addressed their secondary, offensive line, …
Read More The L.A. Chargers dropped a nuclear bomb on the rest of the NFL, hiring Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh and drastically reforming their offense. They’ve jettisoned OC Kellen Moore, WRs …
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The Las Vegas Raiders took advantage of other teams trading ahead of them to take offensive line talent in the 2024 NFL Draft, and they pivoted from lower-level talent to …
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The Kansas City Chiefs, after winning the Super Bowl on a game-winning touchdown to Mecole Hardman, of all people, went out and got themselves some additional wide receivers. They signed …
Read More The Denver Broncos jettisoned Jerry Jeudy and Russell Wilson, doing a soft reset on their offense, and changing the landscape of their fantasy football options. They snagged four fantasy football-relevant …
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The Washington Commanders hit a hard reset on their direction, firing Ron Rivera, OC Eric Bieniemy, and trading starting quarterback Sam Howell for a sack of rocks. The offense now …
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The Philadelphia Eagles are pretty much set at every single fantasy football-relevant position. Jalen Hurts will throw to A.J. Brown and DeVonta Smith for the foreseeable future, and Dallas Goedert …
Read More The New York Football Giants lost their best offensive weapon, with Saquon Barkley moving on to rival NFC East squad, the Philadelphia Eagles. They replaced him with a new, better …
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There’s no two ways around it: the Cowboys did nothing this offseason to bolster their offensive weaponry. Tony Pollard is a Titan, Michael Gallup is a Raider, and Ezekiel Elliott …
Read More The Buccaneers surprisingly made the playoffs last year. As such, they ran back most of their core weapons on offense, let some aging vets go on the defense, and retooled …
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The New Orleans Saints are the very definition of treading water. They leveraged the future to get Drew Brees and Sean Payton as many bites at the apple as possible. …
Read More Shane and Tony talk Giants and Commanders. Long live Brian Robinson.
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk kickers, Post Malone B-Sides, Bar Rescue, and Ryan previews the 2024 Seattle Seahawks!
Read More This week, The Arizona Cardinals and New England Patriots are profiled, there’s a Chris Dorner shout-out and not enough Knocked Loose discourse!
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Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko complete a 2QB, PPR post-draft mock draft to get the lay of the land for 2024 leagues.
Read More Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig talk dynasty, rookie ADP, and play a pick em game!
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Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly, and Jeff Krisko reconvene to discuss their rookie ranks from 1 through 12. If you want 13 through 24, you can check it out on our …
Read More The Carolina Panthers were an abject mess last season, after leveraging everything to get Bryce Young, and then failing to have the resources to put a competitive team around him. …
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The Atlanta Falcons made the single funniest pick in the history of the NFL Draft: the eighth overall pick on a backup quarterback. There’s been a lot of ink spilled …
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together for a heavy rookie draft discussion.
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The Minnesota Vikings made one major fantasy football-relevant move in the draft, and I already wrote about the J.J. McCarthy acquisition in our Round One Instant Reactions piece. So, what …
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The Green Bay Packers didn’t need a lot on offense this draft, as they feel good about the corps of receivers they have, as well as new running back Josh …
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The Detroit Lions decided that they needed to punch teams in the mouth, even harder, after their NFC Championship Game loss. As such, they didn’t do much in the way …
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The Chicago Bears were the biggest winners of the 2024 NFL Draft, suddenly getting not just a budding superstar quarterback, but his WR1 for the next decade (once their bevy …
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The Seahawks uprooted their core, moving on from long-team head coach Pete Carroll and installing Mike MacDonald as their head coach. They also lost the heart and soul of the …
Read More We’re post draft, kickin back in the lounge. Buy our 2024 Rookie Preview by hitting us up on Twitter @THfantaC- 100% of the money raised goes to Palestinian humanitarian aid!
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The 49ers spent the few weeks leading up to the draft talking all about how they’re not saying they’re going to trade a wide receiver, they’re just saying, you know, …
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The Cardinals had themselves quite a draft, it felt like they had their name called every third pick in the first couple of days of the draft. In the end, …
Read More Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk Seagal, and have a roundtable discussion about the first 100 picks of the NFL Draft!
Read More The first round of the 2024 NFL Draft has come and gone, and this one was bonkers. Zero nixes were supposed to go in the top fifteen, and both Bo …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko develop a new idea: pretending they’re running NFL teams doing the draft. Crazy!
Read More Ryan, Shane, Craig, Tony, and Weed all get together to talk Malik Nabers at 1.02, Steven Seagal, Alaska, and the Gupta Empire!
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to talk about 2024 Best Buy, spend way too much time on Darren Waller, and celebrate a rich and enduring cheese culture.
Read More Ryan’s on the short term IR so Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk about train crashes, Xavier Legette, chaos dynasty leagues, and mob football.
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at the top of the 2024 NFL draft-eligible wide receiver crop. They’re SO much better than the running backs, you …
Read More We’re back to full strength and cover Ray Davis, Ben Affleck, Ronnie Lott, Huey Lewis and the News, and Keon Coleman: an ideal blunt rotation!
Read More Shane is off this week, so Ryan, Craig and Tony limp through our nation’s capital with some March Madness talk, some Xavier Worthy slander, and fight another war to keep …
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Walker, Jeff & Mike take a look at the first week of NFL free agency and look at every move that involved a fantasy-relevant position.
Read More It’s the THfantaC Fantasy Analyst Combine: listen to your favorite analysts compete in a series of drills, plus some prospect talk, home invasion, and Grounded for Life discourse!
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The Philadelphia Eagles, who traded for D’Andre Swift and signed Rashaad Penny to fill their running back room last season went a little bit higher shelf with their roster decisions …
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Before free agency opened, the Denver Broncos continued their “2024: Down to the Studs” approach of team disassembly, moving on from former first-round pick Jerry Jeudy, who never clicked fully …
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The Philadelphia Eagles traded for D’Andre Swift last season, as both they and the Detroit Lions were in the midst of rebuilding their respective running back rooms. Swift played well, …
Read More The NFL legal tampering period opened up on Monday, but thanks to the Broncos releasing Russell Wilson last week, he and the Steelers agreed to terms late Sunday night. The …
Read More Walker, Mike & Jeff break down the upcoming free agency period and what it means for fantasy football.
Read MoreRyan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk steroids, rookie prospects, weed strain names, and tell you how to identify hidden drug fronts in Minneapolis!
Read More The crew talks prospects and takes a trip. Most assuredly the only podcast you’ll hear this week that discusses Juggalo allyship, Sufjan Stevens, and Rome Odunze in under an hour!
Read More The team get together to talk Mitt Romney, the 1953 Detroit Lions, terrible NFL owners, and get a price check on Josh Allen!
Read More Part two finds our crew going over light/heavy boxes, sneaky fast WRs, bad tight ends, and the Warsaw resistance, done entirely in Esperanto!
Read More Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to try for some of that Dana White money, talk about the longest missed field goals in NFL history, and throw a single …
Read More Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss ugly Canadian men, dynasty buys and sells, and outline a historiography of football and collectivism!
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Chiefs-49ers Super Bowl and their preseason predictions. Tune in next week when we start talking rookie quarterbacks …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko look forward to THE BIG GAME this weekend, with Jeff failing horribly at being a host because he doesn’t want to look directly …
Read More Our Super Bowl preview episode features Shane’s one-year anniversary on the pod, Ryan’s one-year accident anniversary, a celebration of Tony’s grandpa, TWO Ross Dwelley references, and we take aim at …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko reconvene to talk the AFC & NFC Championship game runner-ups, and what they need to do to take the next step in 2024. …
Read More Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to bikepill the truck owner, advocate for sex workers, talk rookie QBs, and do tricks while on edibles!
Read More Ryan, Shane, Craig and Tony get together to talk about short running backs, the divisional round, Julius Thomas, and Chinese food!
Read More Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig discuss the Wildcard Round, fired coaches, the backing band for Alanis Morissette, and present the First Annual THfantaC Awards!
Read More Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
Read More Craig, Shane, Ryan, Walker Kelly, Waleed Ismail, Josh Chuboff, Evan Hoovler, and Tony. That’s a lot of people, but we managed to review the season, got Ryan to recommit to Derek …
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