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Tag: Fantasy football jokes

Week 6 report for nfl injuries
Comedy / Injury Reports

Week 6 Report for NFL Injuries and Conspiracies

October 11, 2017November 8, 2017 - by [FIRST NAME REDACTED] [LAST NAME REDACTED] - Leave a Comment

Greetings humans and extra-terrestrial aficionados of human fantasy sports. I am here with a Week 6 report for NFL injuries that will bring the curtains down on this whole plot. …

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NFC West Review
Arizona Cardinals / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Football / Los Angeles Rams / NFC / NFC West / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks / Team Preview / Teams / Weekly Recap

NFL Quarter Season: NFC West Review

October 7, 2017October 7, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected.  Just the way we like it.  The only thing predicable about the …

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Baltimore Ravens / Comedy / Fantasy Football / New England Patriots / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Chris Hogan In Week Two?

September 14, 2017September 14, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Chris Hogan is about to ascend to saintly numbers.  While he makes some interesting points on why Chris Hogan is an …

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Arizona Cardinals / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Minnesota Vikings / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Sam Bradford in Week Two?

September 13, 2017September 13, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Sam Bradford is the smart fantasy football play.  While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football / Sleepers / Uncategorized / Waiver Wire

Fantasy Football: Drafter Disaster Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love The Waiver Wire

September 12, 2017September 12, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 12 Comments.

Do you remember that feeling you had when you walked out of your draft?  Do you remember how you called a contractor to build you a customized trophy case.  Do …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football / Start or Sit / Tennessee Titans

Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Delanie Walker in Week One?

September 10, 2017September 10, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 2 Comments.

This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Delanie Walker is the smart fantasy football play.  While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …

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Arizona Cardinals / Comedy / Fantasy Football / Start or Sit

Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Carson Palmer in Week One?

September 10, 2017September 13, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment

This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Carson Palmer is the smart fantasy football play.  While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, there …

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Comedy / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football / Start or Sit

Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Ameer Abdullah in Week One?

September 10, 2017September 10, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Ameer Abdullah is the smart fantasy football play.  While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football Auction

The Declaration of Auction-dependence

September 1, 2017September 2, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.

Anyone who has ever shot a bunch of people in an attempt to overthrow a brutal regime knows:

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Comedy / Draft Prep / Fantasy Football / Fantasy Football Auction / Sleepers / Uncategorized

Alternative Fantasy Football Facts: The Only 8 Tips You Need to Dominate Your Fantasy Football Auction

August 29, 2017September 2, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Last Thursday, our very own Evan Hoovler told you how you can dominate your fantasy football auction league.  Yet in the very first sentence, he told you about how one …

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Comedy / Draft Prep / Fantasy Football / Fantasy Football Auction

I Lived My Biggest Fear for 5 Straight Months (and It Changed How I Play Fantasy Football)

August 25, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.

All great heroes have a flaw, or a crippling fear. Indiana Jones had snakes, B.A. Baracus had a fear of flying, the main character of Moonlight was afraid of werewolves

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Salary Cap Drafts

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Fantasy Football Auction

BBQ in ‘22: The Easiest Strategy for Salary Cap Draft Success

July 1, 2022July 2, 2022 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

If you’ve never heard of my BBQ salary cap strategy, here’s the elevator pitch: It’s a simple, repeatable method to ensure you leave your salary cap draft with a competitive …

Evan Hoovler’s Top-Secret 2022 Salary Cap Values Chart

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2022 Fantasy Football Salary Cap Values

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Fantasy Football Salary Cap Draft Strategy 2021: The All-$1 Team

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2021 2QB Auction Strategy

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